[00:00.198]Welcome to the house
[00:01.521]To the Haus of Holbein
[00:03.616]Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
[00:09.871]Ooh ja, ja
[00:15.412]The Haus of Holbein
[00:18.035]Hans Holbein goes around the world
[00:21.219]Painting all of the beautiful girls
[00:24.391]From Spain, to France
[00:26.256]And Germany
[00:27.419]The king chooses one
[00:28.897]But which one will it be?
[00:30.871]You bring the corsets
[00:32.381]We'll bring the cinches
[00:33.946]No one wants a waist over nine inches
[00:37.177]So what the make-up contains lead poison?
[00:40.266]At least your complexion will bring all the boys in
[00:44.179]Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
[00:47.358]We'll turn this vier into a nine
[00:50.681]So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
[00:54.715]'Cause now you're in the house
[00:56.049]In the Haus of Holbein!
[00:57.897]Ja, ooh ja, das ist gut
[01:03.911]Ooh ja, ja
[01:09.758]The Haus of Holbein
[01:12.436]We must make sure the princesses look great
[01:15.420]When their time comes for the Holbein portrait
[01:18.846]We know what all the best inventions are
[01:21.687]To hold everything up
[01:23.200]Ja, it's wunderbar
[01:25.121]For blonder hair, then you just add a
[01:28.351]Magical ingredient from your bladder
[01:31.451]Try these heels, so high it's naughty
[01:34.751]But we cannot guarantee that you'll still walk at forty
[01:38.451]Ignore the fear and you'll be fine
[01:41.718]We'll turn this vier into a nine
[01:45.012]So just say 'ja' and don't say 'nein'
[01:49.156]'Cause now you're in the house
[01:50.292]In the Haus of Holbein!
[01:55.127]Ooh ja, das ist gut
[01:58.567]Ooh ja, ja
[02:04.220]The Haus of Holbein