Hardware Store

Hardware Store Lyrics

Song Hardware Store
Artist Weird Al Yankovic
Album The Essential
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[00:00.00] 作词 : Yankovich
[00:15.26] Ever (ever) happens in this town
[00:16.94] Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
[00:18.99] I thought that I would go right outta my mind
[00:21.02] Until a friend told me the news
[00:22.26]
[00:23.30] He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot
[00:24.76] Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
[00:26.68] And on the spot they're gonna build a shop
[00:28.38] Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
[00:30.59]
[00:30.97] Since then I've been walking on air (air)
[00:32.54] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
[00:34.20] 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
[00:36.03] I've been waiting since last June
[00:38.22]
[00:38.54] For this day to finally arrive
[00:40.02] I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
[00:41.78] 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
[00:43.78] Well, I hope they open soon
[00:45.77]
[00:46.06] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[00:50.46] When they gonna open up that door?
[00:53.44] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[00:55.06] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[00:56.36] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[00:59.19] Hardware store
[01:02.82]
[01:10.96] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
[01:12.20] Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
[01:14.07] I pressed my nose right up against the glass
[01:15.86] You know, I had to be first in line
[01:18.08]
[01:18.30] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
[01:19.85] Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
[01:21.71] See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
[01:23.40] One of them will be all mine
[01:25.66]
[01:25.94] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
[01:27.45] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
[01:29.25] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
[01:31.12] All arranged alphabetically
[01:33.20]
[01:33.48] And they're doing a promotional stunt
[01:34.97] There's a great big purple sign out front
[01:36.83] That says every 27th customer
[01:38.77] Will get a ball pein hammer free
[01:40.91]
[01:41.20] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[01:45.26] When are they gonna open up that door?
[01:48.36] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[01:50.06] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[01:51.32] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[01:54.15] Hardware store
[01:57.89]
[01:58.37] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[02:00.47] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[02:01.60] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[02:03.92] Hardware store
[02:07.15]
[02:16.98] (breathe)
[02:18.08] Would you look at all that stuff ...
[02:22.69] They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
[02:24.34] Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
[02:26.43] Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
[02:28.24] BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
[02:30.52] Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
[02:32.22] Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
[02:34.03] Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
[02:35.91] Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
[02:37.80] Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
[02:39.82] Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
[02:41.72] Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
[02:43.62] Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
[02:45.40] Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
[02:47.30] Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
[02:49.39] Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
[02:51.26] Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
[02:53.16]
[02:53.49] I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[02:57.31] When are they gonna open up that door?
[03:00.47] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:02.22] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:03.71] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:06.43] Hardware store
[03:09.96]
[03:10.48] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:12.32] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:13.42] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:15.88] Hardware store
[03:19.70]
[03:19.89] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:21.29] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:22.84] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:25.26] Hardware store
[03:29.94]
[00:00.00] zuo ci : Yankovich
[00:15.26] Ever ever happens in this town
[00:16.94] Feelin' low down down, not a lot to do around here
[00:18.99] I thought that I would go right outta my mind
[00:21.02] Until a friend told me the news
[00:22.26]
[00:23.30] He said, " Hey, you know that vacant lot
[00:24.76] Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
[00:26.68] And on the spot they' re gonna build a shop
[00:28.38] Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
[00:30.59]
[00:30.97] Since then I' ve been walking on air air
[00:32.54] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
[00:34.20] ' Cause I' m so excited and I really don' t care
[00:36.03] I' ve been waiting since last June
[00:38.22]
[00:38.54] For this day to finally arrive
[00:40.02] I' m so happy happy now just to be alive
[00:41.78] ' Cause any minute now I' m gonna be inside
[00:43.78] Well, I hope they open soon
[00:45.77]
[00:46.06] I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when
[00:50.46] When they gonna open up that door?
[00:53.44] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[00:55.06] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[00:56.36] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[00:59.19] Hardware store
[01:02.82]
[01:10.96] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
[01:12.20] Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
[01:14.07] I pressed my nose right up against the glass
[01:15.86] You know, I had to be first in line
[01:18.08]
[01:18.30] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
[01:19.85] Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
[01:21.71] See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
[01:23.40] One of them will be all mine
[01:25.66]
[01:25.94] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
[01:27.45] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
[01:29.25] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
[01:31.12] All arranged alphabetically
[01:33.20]
[01:33.48] And they' re doing a promotional stunt
[01:34.97] There' s a great big purple sign out front
[01:36.83] That says every 27th customer
[01:38.77] Will get a ball pein hammer free
[01:40.91]
[01:41.20] I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when
[01:45.26] When are they gonna open up that door?
[01:48.36] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[01:50.06] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[01:51.32] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[01:54.15] Hardware store
[01:57.89]
[01:58.37] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[02:00.47] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[02:01.60] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[02:03.92] Hardware store
[02:07.15]
[02:16.98] breathe
[02:18.08] Would you look at all that stuff ...
[02:22.69] They' ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
[02:24.34] Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
[02:26.43] Walkietalkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
[02:28.24] BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
[02:30.52] Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
[02:32.22] Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
[02:34.03] Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
[02:35.91] Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
[02:37.80] Pesticides for fumigation, highperformance lubrication
[02:39.82] Metal roofing, water proofing, multipurpose insulation
[02:41.72] Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
[02:43.62] Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
[02:45.40] Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
[02:47.30] Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
[02:49.39] Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
[02:51.26] Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
[02:53.16]
[02:53.49] I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when
[02:57.31] When are they gonna open up that door?
[03:00.47] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[03:02.22] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[03:03.71] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[03:06.43] Hardware store
[03:09.96]
[03:10.48] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[03:12.32] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[03:13.42] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[03:15.88] Hardware store
[03:19.70]
[03:19.89] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[03:21.29] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[03:22.84] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[03:25.26] Hardware store
[03:29.94]
[00:00.00] zuò cí : Yankovich
[00:15.26] Ever ever happens in this town
[00:16.94] Feelin' low down down, not a lot to do around here
[00:18.99] I thought that I would go right outta my mind
[00:21.02] Until a friend told me the news
[00:22.26]
[00:23.30] He said, " Hey, you know that vacant lot
[00:24.76] Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
[00:26.68] And on the spot they' re gonna build a shop
[00:28.38] Where we can go buy bolts and screws"
[00:30.59]
[00:30.97] Since then I' ve been walking on air air
[00:32.54] I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
[00:34.20] ' Cause I' m so excited and I really don' t care
[00:36.03] I' ve been waiting since last June
[00:38.22]
[00:38.54] For this day to finally arrive
[00:40.02] I' m so happy happy now just to be alive
[00:41.78] ' Cause any minute now I' m gonna be inside
[00:43.78] Well, I hope they open soon
[00:45.77]
[00:46.06] I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when
[00:50.46] When they gonna open up that door?
[00:53.44] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[00:55.06] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[00:56.36] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[00:59.19] Hardware store
[01:02.82]
[01:10.96] In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
[01:12.20] Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
[01:14.07] I pressed my nose right up against the glass
[01:15.86] You know, I had to be first in line
[01:18.08]
[01:18.30] Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
[01:19.85] Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house
[01:21.71] See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
[01:23.40] One of them will be all mine
[01:25.66]
[01:25.94] Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
[01:27.45] Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
[01:29.25] Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
[01:31.12] All arranged alphabetically
[01:33.20]
[01:33.48] And they' re doing a promotional stunt
[01:34.97] There' s a great big purple sign out front
[01:36.83] That says every 27th customer
[01:38.77] Will get a ball pein hammer free
[01:40.91]
[01:41.20] I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when
[01:45.26] When are they gonna open up that door?
[01:48.36] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[01:50.06] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[01:51.32] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[01:54.15] Hardware store
[01:57.89]
[01:58.37] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[02:00.47] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[02:01.60] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[02:03.92] Hardware store
[02:07.15]
[02:16.98] breathe
[02:18.08] Would you look at all that stuff ...
[02:22.69] They' ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
[02:24.34] Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
[02:26.43] Walkietalkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
[02:28.24] BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
[02:30.52] Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
[02:32.22] Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters
[02:34.03] Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
[02:35.91] Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
[02:37.80] Pesticides for fumigation, highperformance lubrication
[02:39.82] Metal roofing, water proofing, multipurpose insulation
[02:41.72] Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
[02:43.62] Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
[02:45.40] Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
[02:47.30] Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
[02:49.39] Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
[02:51.26] Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
[02:53.16]
[02:53.49] I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when
[02:57.31] When are they gonna open up that door?
[03:00.47] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[03:02.22] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[03:03.71] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[03:06.43] Hardware store
[03:09.96]
[03:10.48] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[03:12.32] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[03:13.42] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[03:15.88] Hardware store
[03:19.70]
[03:19.89] I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the
[03:21.29] Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the
[03:22.84] Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the
[03:25.26] Hardware store
[03:29.94]
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