Hardware Store Lyrics
| Song | Hardware Store |
| Artist | Weird Al Yankovic |
| Album | The Essential |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Yankovich |
| [00:15.26] | Ever (ever) happens in this town |
| [00:16.94] | Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here |
| [00:18.99] | I thought that I would go right outta my mind |
| [00:21.02] | Until a friend told me the news |
| [00:22.26] | |
| [00:23.30] | He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot |
| [00:24.76] | Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it |
| [00:26.68] | And on the spot they're gonna build a shop |
| [00:28.38] | Where we can go buy bolts and screws" |
| [00:30.59] | |
| [00:30.97] | Since then I've been walking on air (air) |
| [00:32.54] | I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair |
| [00:34.20] | 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care |
| [00:36.03] | I've been waiting since last June |
| [00:38.22] | |
| [00:38.54] | For this day to finally arrive |
| [00:40.02] | I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive |
| [00:41.78] | 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside |
| [00:43.78] | Well, I hope they open soon |
| [00:45.77] | |
| [00:46.06] | I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) |
| [00:50.46] | When they gonna open up that door? |
| [00:53.44] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [00:55.06] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [00:56.36] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [00:59.19] | Hardware store |
| [01:02.82] | |
| [01:10.96] | In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight |
| [01:12.20] | Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out |
| [01:14.07] | I pressed my nose right up against the glass |
| [01:15.86] | You know, I had to be first in line |
| [01:18.08] | |
| [01:18.30] | Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom |
| [01:19.85] | Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house |
| [01:21.71] | See those hacksaws? Very, very soon |
| [01:23.40] | One of them will be all mine |
| [01:25.66] | |
| [01:25.94] | Guys with nametags walking down the aisles |
| [01:27.45] | Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles |
| [01:29.25] | Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles |
| [01:31.12] | All arranged alphabetically |
| [01:33.20] | |
| [01:33.48] | And they're doing a promotional stunt |
| [01:34.97] | There's a great big purple sign out front |
| [01:36.83] | That says every 27th customer |
| [01:38.77] | Will get a ball pein hammer free |
| [01:40.91] | |
| [01:41.20] | I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) |
| [01:45.26] | When are they gonna open up that door? |
| [01:48.36] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [01:50.06] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [01:51.32] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [01:54.15] | Hardware store |
| [01:57.89] | |
| [01:58.37] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [02:00.47] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [02:01.60] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [02:03.92] | Hardware store |
| [02:07.15] | |
| [02:16.98] | (breathe) |
| [02:18.08] | Would you look at all that stuff ... |
| [02:22.69] | They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters |
| [02:24.34] | Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters |
| [02:26.43] | Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires |
| [02:28.24] | BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers |
| [02:30.52] | Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters |
| [02:32.22] | Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters |
| [02:34.03] | Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables |
| [02:35.91] | Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles |
| [02:37.80] | Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication |
| [02:39.82] | Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation |
| [02:41.72] | Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors |
| [02:43.62] | Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors |
| [02:45.40] | Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers |
| [02:47.30] | Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers |
| [02:49.39] | Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers |
| [02:51.26] | Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers |
| [02:53.16] | |
| [02:53.49] | I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) |
| [02:57.31] | When are they gonna open up that door? |
| [03:00.47] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [03:02.22] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:03.71] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [03:06.43] | Hardware store |
| [03:09.96] | |
| [03:10.48] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [03:12.32] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:13.42] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [03:15.88] | Hardware store |
| [03:19.70] | |
| [03:19.89] | I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the |
| [03:21.29] | Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:22.84] | Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the |
| [03:25.26] | Hardware store |
| [03:29.94] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : Yankovich |
| [00:15.26] | Ever ever happens in this town |
| [00:16.94] | Feelin' low down down, not a lot to do around here |
| [00:18.99] | I thought that I would go right outta my mind |
| [00:21.02] | Until a friend told me the news |
| [00:22.26] | |
| [00:23.30] | He said, " Hey, you know that vacant lot |
| [00:24.76] | Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it |
| [00:26.68] | And on the spot they' re gonna build a shop |
| [00:28.38] | Where we can go buy bolts and screws" |
| [00:30.59] | |
| [00:30.97] | Since then I' ve been walking on air air |
| [00:32.54] | I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair |
| [00:34.20] | ' Cause I' m so excited and I really don' t care |
| [00:36.03] | I' ve been waiting since last June |
| [00:38.22] | |
| [00:38.54] | For this day to finally arrive |
| [00:40.02] | I' m so happy happy now just to be alive |
| [00:41.78] | ' Cause any minute now I' m gonna be inside |
| [00:43.78] | Well, I hope they open soon |
| [00:45.77] | |
| [00:46.06] | I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when |
| [00:50.46] | When they gonna open up that door? |
| [00:53.44] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [00:55.06] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [00:56.36] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [00:59.19] | Hardware store |
| [01:02.82] | |
| [01:10.96] | In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight |
| [01:12.20] | Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out |
| [01:14.07] | I pressed my nose right up against the glass |
| [01:15.86] | You know, I had to be first in line |
| [01:18.08] | |
| [01:18.30] | Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom |
| [01:19.85] | Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house |
| [01:21.71] | See those hacksaws? Very, very soon |
| [01:23.40] | One of them will be all mine |
| [01:25.66] | |
| [01:25.94] | Guys with nametags walking down the aisles |
| [01:27.45] | Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles |
| [01:29.25] | Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles |
| [01:31.12] | All arranged alphabetically |
| [01:33.20] | |
| [01:33.48] | And they' re doing a promotional stunt |
| [01:34.97] | There' s a great big purple sign out front |
| [01:36.83] | That says every 27th customer |
| [01:38.77] | Will get a ball pein hammer free |
| [01:40.91] | |
| [01:41.20] | I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when |
| [01:45.26] | When are they gonna open up that door? |
| [01:48.36] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [01:50.06] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [01:51.32] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [01:54.15] | Hardware store |
| [01:57.89] | |
| [01:58.37] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [02:00.47] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [02:01.60] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [02:03.92] | Hardware store |
| [02:07.15] | |
| [02:16.98] | breathe |
| [02:18.08] | Would you look at all that stuff ... |
| [02:22.69] | They' ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters |
| [02:24.34] | Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters |
| [02:26.43] | Walkietalkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires |
| [02:28.24] | BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers |
| [02:30.52] | Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters |
| [02:32.22] | Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters |
| [02:34.03] | Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables |
| [02:35.91] | Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles |
| [02:37.80] | Pesticides for fumigation, highperformance lubrication |
| [02:39.82] | Metal roofing, water proofing, multipurpose insulation |
| [02:41.72] | Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors |
| [02:43.62] | Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors |
| [02:45.40] | Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers |
| [02:47.30] | Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers |
| [02:49.39] | Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers |
| [02:51.26] | Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers |
| [02:53.16] | |
| [02:53.49] | I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when |
| [02:57.31] | When are they gonna open up that door? |
| [03:00.47] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [03:02.22] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:03.71] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [03:06.43] | Hardware store |
| [03:09.96] | |
| [03:10.48] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [03:12.32] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:13.42] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [03:15.88] | Hardware store |
| [03:19.70] | |
| [03:19.89] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [03:21.29] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:22.84] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [03:25.26] | Hardware store |
| [03:29.94] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Yankovich |
| [00:15.26] | Ever ever happens in this town |
| [00:16.94] | Feelin' low down down, not a lot to do around here |
| [00:18.99] | I thought that I would go right outta my mind |
| [00:21.02] | Until a friend told me the news |
| [00:22.26] | |
| [00:23.30] | He said, " Hey, you know that vacant lot |
| [00:24.76] | Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it |
| [00:26.68] | And on the spot they' re gonna build a shop |
| [00:28.38] | Where we can go buy bolts and screws" |
| [00:30.59] | |
| [00:30.97] | Since then I' ve been walking on air air |
| [00:32.54] | I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair |
| [00:34.20] | ' Cause I' m so excited and I really don' t care |
| [00:36.03] | I' ve been waiting since last June |
| [00:38.22] | |
| [00:38.54] | For this day to finally arrive |
| [00:40.02] | I' m so happy happy now just to be alive |
| [00:41.78] | ' Cause any minute now I' m gonna be inside |
| [00:43.78] | Well, I hope they open soon |
| [00:45.77] | |
| [00:46.06] | I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when |
| [00:50.46] | When they gonna open up that door? |
| [00:53.44] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [00:55.06] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [00:56.36] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [00:59.19] | Hardware store |
| [01:02.82] | |
| [01:10.96] | In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight |
| [01:12.20] | Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out |
| [01:14.07] | I pressed my nose right up against the glass |
| [01:15.86] | You know, I had to be first in line |
| [01:18.08] | |
| [01:18.30] | Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom |
| [01:19.85] | Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house |
| [01:21.71] | See those hacksaws? Very, very soon |
| [01:23.40] | One of them will be all mine |
| [01:25.66] | |
| [01:25.94] | Guys with nametags walking down the aisles |
| [01:27.45] | Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles |
| [01:29.25] | Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles |
| [01:31.12] | All arranged alphabetically |
| [01:33.20] | |
| [01:33.48] | And they' re doing a promotional stunt |
| [01:34.97] | There' s a great big purple sign out front |
| [01:36.83] | That says every 27th customer |
| [01:38.77] | Will get a ball pein hammer free |
| [01:40.91] | |
| [01:41.20] | I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when |
| [01:45.26] | When are they gonna open up that door? |
| [01:48.36] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [01:50.06] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [01:51.32] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [01:54.15] | Hardware store |
| [01:57.89] | |
| [01:58.37] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [02:00.47] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [02:01.60] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [02:03.92] | Hardware store |
| [02:07.15] | |
| [02:16.98] | breathe |
| [02:18.08] | Would you look at all that stuff ... |
| [02:22.69] | They' ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters |
| [02:24.34] | Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters |
| [02:26.43] | Walkietalkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires |
| [02:28.24] | BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers |
| [02:30.52] | Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters |
| [02:32.22] | Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters |
| [02:34.03] | Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables |
| [02:35.91] | Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles |
| [02:37.80] | Pesticides for fumigation, highperformance lubrication |
| [02:39.82] | Metal roofing, water proofing, multipurpose insulation |
| [02:41.72] | Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors |
| [02:43.62] | Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors |
| [02:45.40] | Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers |
| [02:47.30] | Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers |
| [02:49.39] | Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers |
| [02:51.26] | Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers |
| [02:53.16] | |
| [02:53.49] | I can' t wait no, no I I can' t wait oh when |
| [02:57.31] | When are they gonna open up that door? |
| [03:00.47] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [03:02.22] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:03.71] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [03:06.43] | Hardware store |
| [03:09.96] | |
| [03:10.48] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [03:12.32] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:13.42] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [03:15.88] | Hardware store |
| [03:19.70] | |
| [03:19.89] | I' m goin' yes I' m goin', I' m agoin' to the |
| [03:21.29] | Goin' to the hard ware I' m goin', really goin' to the |
| [03:22.84] | Goin' hard I' m goin' to the hard oh yes, I' m goin' to the |
| [03:25.26] | Hardware store |
| [03:29.94] |
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