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Found a job in a great big office |
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And I really love this place |
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I got my, my very own |
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Scotch tape dispenser |
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And I got a private parking space, ha |
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And I got a coffee mug with my, with my name right on it |
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In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine |
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Don't even touch it 'cause it doesn't belong to you |
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I'm watching you, so don't get funny |
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I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder |
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Watch out, it's dog eat dog |
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Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright |
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Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog |
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Here we go |
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I love to watch my boss get angry |
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So I can count the veins in his neck, ha |
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Every day is like a picnic |
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Every Friday, get a check |
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Well, do I smell jelly donuts? |
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This is my lucky day |
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I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetener |
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Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut |
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They'll never miss it, no, they'll never miss it |
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I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder |
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Watch out, well, it's dog eat dog |
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Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright |
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Watch out, hey, well, it's dog eat dog |
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Sometimes |
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I can't believe this is all really happening |
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Sometimes |
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I can't believe that |
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I'm really sitting here |
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Sometimes |
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I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler" |
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Sometimes |
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I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful chair" |
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Nobody's sure what |
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I do hereAnd that's just fine with me |
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Five o'clock is here much too soon now' |
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Cause I just never wanna leave |
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals |
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Maybe I could get on, on |
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David Letterman |
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I think I made a big mistake |
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Where's my liquid paper? |
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Where's my liquid paper? |
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I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder now |
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Watch out, it's dog eat dog |
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Nose against the grindstone, it feels alright |
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Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog |
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Watch me work, hey, hey, stand back now |
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Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog |
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Nose against the grindstone, it feels real good |
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Hey, dog eat dog |
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Here we go, dog eat dog |
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Say, dog eat dog |
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Hey, hey, dog eat dog |
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Say, dog eat dog |
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Here we go, dog eat dog |
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Dog eat dog |
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Dog eat dog |
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Dog eat dog |
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Dog eat dog |
