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MAX: |
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The time has come |
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To be a lover from the Argentine |
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To slick my hair down with Brilliantine |
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And gargle heavily with Listerine |
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Wow! |
| [00:27.10] |
It's time for Max |
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To put his backers on their backs |
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And thrill them with amazing acts |
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Those aging nymphomaniacs... |
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! |
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They were helpless |
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They were hopeless |
| [00:51.82] |
Then along came Bialy |
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They were joyless |
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They were boyless |
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Then along came Bialy |
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They're my angels |
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I'm their devil |
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And I keep those embers aglow |
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When I woos 'em |
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I can't lose 'em |
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'Cause I cast my spell 'n' |
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They start yellin' |
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"Fire down below!" |
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So romantic |
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They were frantic |
| [01:22.26] |
Then their prayers were heard up above! |
| [01:26.12] |
Heaven sent them |
| [01:28.01] |
Their Bialy! |
| [01:29.85] |
I'm the celebration of love! |
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LITTLE OLD LADIES: |
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Who is it? |
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Who is it? |
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MAX: |
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It's Max Bialystock. |
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Fire down below! |
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LITTLE OLD LADIES: |
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We were listing |
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We were sinking |
| [02:20.08] |
Then along came Bialy |
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We were desperate |
| [02:25.19] |
We were drinking |
| [02:26.83] |
Then along came Bialy |
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MAX: |
| [02:29.65] |
Who's your daddy? |
| [02:30.33] |
LITTLE OLD LADIES: |
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So romantic |
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We were frantic |
| [02:33.70] |
Then our prayers were heard up above |
| [02:37.42] |
It's Bialy |
| [02:38.87] |
Hey, Bialy |
| [02:40.60] |
He's the culmination |
| [02:42.66] |
The restoration |
| [02:44.30] |
The consummation |
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The titillation |
| [02:47.84] |
Ejaculation |
| [02:49.56] |
He's the celebration of love |
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MAX: |
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Bloom! I've done it! |
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I've raised the 2 million. |
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Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history. |
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LEO: |
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That's great! |
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MAX&LEO: |
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We can't miss! |
