[00:01.90]MAX:
[00:02.32]The time has come
[00:05.56]To be a lover from the Argentine
[00:10.37]To slick my hair down with Brilliantine
[00:15.01]And gargle heavily with Listerine
[00:25.68]Wow!
[00:27.10]It's time for Max
[00:30.67]To put his backers on their backs
[00:35.62]And thrill them with amazing acts
[00:41.39]Those aging nymphomaniacs...
[00:44.50]Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
[00:48.17]They were helpless
[00:50.02]They were hopeless
[00:51.82]Then along came Bialy
[00:55.72]They were joyless
[00:57.54]They were boyless
[00:59.33]Then along came Bialy
[01:03.19]They're my angels
[01:05.12]I'm their devil
[01:07.01]And I keep those embers aglow
[01:10.60]When I woos 'em
[01:12.50]I can't lose 'em
[01:14.40]'Cause I cast my spell 'n'
[01:16.10]They start yellin'
[01:17.00]"Fire down below!"
[01:18.40]So romantic
[01:20.20]They were frantic
[01:22.26]Then their prayers were heard up above!
[01:26.12]Heaven sent them
[01:28.01]Their Bialy!
[01:29.85]I'm the celebration of love!
[01:38.73]LITTLE OLD LADIES:
[01:44.03]Who is it?
[01:44.85]Who is it?
[01:46.80]MAX:
[01:47.03]It's Max Bialystock.
[02:15.50]Fire down below!
[02:16.70]LITTLE OLD LADIES:
[02:16.80]We were listing
[02:18.38]We were sinking
[02:20.08]Then along came Bialy
[02:23.60]We were desperate
[02:25.19]We were drinking
[02:26.83]Then along came Bialy
[02:29.45]MAX:
[02:29.65]Who's your daddy?
[02:30.33]LITTLE OLD LADIES:
[02:30.53]So romantic
[02:32.11]We were frantic
[02:33.70]Then our prayers were heard up above
[02:37.42]It's Bialy
[02:38.87]Hey, Bialy
[02:40.60]He's the culmination
[02:42.66]The restoration
[02:44.30]The consummation
[02:45.94]The titillation
[02:47.84]Ejaculation
[02:49.56]He's the celebration of love
[03:16.96]MAX:
[03:17.16]Bloom! I've done it!
[03:19.00]I've raised the 2 million.
[03:20.71]Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history.
[03:23.78]LEO:
[03:23.88]That's great!
[03:36.30]MAX&LEO:
[03:36.50]We can't miss!