MAX:
The time has come
To be a lover from the Argentine
To slick my hair down with Brilliantine
And gargle heavily with Listerine
Wow!
It's time for Max
To put his backers on their backs
And thrill them with amazing acts
Those aging nymphomaniacs...
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
They were helpless
They were hopeless
Then along came Bialy
They were joyless
They were boyless
Then along came Bialy
They're my angels
I'm their devil
And I keep those embers aglow
When I woos 'em
I can't lose 'em
'Cause I cast my spell 'n'
They start yellin'
"Fire down below!"
So romantic
They were frantic
Then their prayers were heard up above!
Heaven sent them
Their Bialy!
I'm the celebration of love!
LITTLE OLD LADIES:
Who is it?
Who is it?
MAX:
It's Max Bialystock.
Fire down below!
LITTLE OLD LADIES:
We were listing
We were sinking
Then along came Bialy
We were desperate
We were drinking
Then along came Bialy
MAX:
Who's your daddy?
LITTLE OLD LADIES:
So romantic
We were frantic
Then our prayers were heard up above
It's Bialy
Hey, Bialy
He's the culmination
The restoration
The consummation
The titillation
Ejaculation
He's the celebration of love
MAX:
Bloom! I've done it!
I've raised the 2 million.
Now all we have to do is put on the biggest flop in history.
LEO:
That's great!
MAX&LEO:
We can't miss!