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Father drove a steamroller |
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Momma was a crossing guard. |
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She got rolled when he got steamed |
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And I got left in charge |
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Living in a little town with my pedigree in shards |
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I chopped down a weakened willow tree |
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And built this party barge |
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Ports of call, dayglo bait |
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Why not see a legend while it's still being made? |
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Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park |
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Jam too far propagating in the night |
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My colleagues and associates have kicked out all the lights |
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Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge "This is lake directory, calling party barge. I'm on the phone with pump control, they say you are at large Send us your coordinates, we'll send a Saint Bernard" |
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Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park |
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Chicken fried pigeon in a sunny jane sauce |
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Satan's jeweled lobster has your wife in its claws |
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Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge "Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard. Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard. Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard. This is lake directory, calling party barge." |
