Father drove a steamroller 
Momma was a crossing guard. 
She got rolled when he got steamed 
And I got left in charge 
Living in a little town with my pedigree in shards 
I chopped down a weakened willow tree 
And built this party barge 
Ports of call, dayglo bait 
Why not see a legend while it's still being made? 
Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park 
Jam too far propagating in the night 
My colleagues and associates have kicked out all the lights 
Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge "This is lake directory, calling party barge. I'm on the phone with pump control, they say you are at large Send us your coordinates, we'll send a Saint Bernard" 
Think it's kind of squirrelly when you're sleeping in the park 
Chicken fried pigeon in a sunny jane sauce 
Satan's jeweled lobster has your wife in its claws 
Like I said they say, nothing stops a party barge "Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard. Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard. Send us your coordinates, I'll send a Saint Bernard. This is lake directory, calling party barge."