My Kindly Friend the Censor

My Kindly Friend the Censor Lyrics

Song My Kindly Friend the Censor
Artist Momus
Album Ping Pong
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[00:00.000] 作词 : Momus
[00:04.205] I insert my (censored noun)
[00:08.439] Into your welcoming (omit)
[00:12.954] And ease it slowly down
[00:17.166] The whole length of your (unfit)
[00:21.373] I begin to (taboo verb) you
[00:25.697] As you gaze back with a smile
[00:29.753] Which almost triggers my (word missing)
[00:33.907] But don't (unacceptable)
[00:37.148]
[00:42.858] My enormous (word deleted)
[00:47.019] Is in between your lips
[00:51.466] You clasp my (crossed out plural)
[00:55.732] With one hand on my hips
[01:00.162] I feel your warm (unsuitable)
[01:04.306] I'm about to (slang, taboo)
[01:08.562] I love being (questionably phrased)
[01:12.894] You clearly love it too
[01:15.899]
[01:16.734] But there is someone standing over us, here for our own good
[01:21.454] Who takes the words out of our mouths as we do the deed
[01:25.552] He collects them in a bag with a peevish little sigh
[01:29.765] In case innocents or grandmothers should somehow happen by
[01:34.006] Oh our kindly friend the censor has our best interests at heart
[01:38.522] But my love song is now missing all its most important parts
[01:43.890]
[02:25.880] I give you (inadmissible)
[02:30.033] You respond with (phrase removed)
[02:34.201] I (cut) you then (blue-pencil) you
[02:38.531] With (obscene: restricted use)
[02:43.065] We (substitute a euphemism)
[02:47.342] I (censored) in your (too obscene)
[02:51.100] Finally (edit) on your (blank)
[02:55.757] Just thinking of it makes me want to (criminal act)
[02:58.832]
[02:59.478] But there is someone standing over me, here for my own good
[03:04.322] He hands me back the words I need to sing about my deed
[03:08.553] They are wrapped up like confetti in a small brown paper bag
[03:12.820] With some non-transparent sellotape so you can't peep through the cracks
[03:16.784] Oh my kindly friend the censor I am shocked
[03:21.781] When I open it and read 'v■■', 'p■■', 's■■', 'c■■', 'c■■'
[03:31.686]
[03:31.973] Oh my kindly friend the censor, this cannot be what you mean
[03:36.459] To distill the very essence of obscene?
[00:00.000] zuo ci : Momus
[00:04.205] I insert my censored noun
[00:08.439] Into your welcoming omit
[00:12.954] And ease it slowly down
[00:17.166] The whole length of your unfit
[00:21.373] I begin to taboo verb you
[00:25.697] As you gaze back with a smile
[00:29.753] Which almost triggers my word missing
[00:33.907] But don' t unacceptable
[00:37.148]
[00:42.858] My enormous word deleted
[00:47.019] Is in between your lips
[00:51.466] You clasp my crossed out plural
[00:55.732] With one hand on my hips
[01:00.162] I feel your warm unsuitable
[01:04.306] I' m about to slang, taboo
[01:08.562] I love being questionably phrased
[01:12.894] You clearly love it too
[01:15.899]
[01:16.734] But there is someone standing over us, here for our own good
[01:21.454] Who takes the words out of our mouths as we do the deed
[01:25.552] He collects them in a bag with a peevish little sigh
[01:29.765] In case innocents or grandmothers should somehow happen by
[01:34.006] Oh our kindly friend the censor has our best interests at heart
[01:38.522] But my love song is now missing all its most important parts
[01:43.890]
[02:25.880] I give you inadmissible
[02:30.033] You respond with phrase removed
[02:34.201] I cut you then bluepencil you
[02:38.531] With obscene: restricted use
[02:43.065] We substitute a euphemism
[02:47.342] I censored in your too obscene
[02:51.100] Finally edit on your blank
[02:55.757] Just thinking of it makes me want to criminal act
[02:58.832]
[02:59.478] But there is someone standing over me, here for my own good
[03:04.322] He hands me back the words I need to sing about my deed
[03:08.553] They are wrapped up like confetti in a small brown paper bag
[03:12.820] With some nontransparent sellotape so you can' t peep through the cracks
[03:16.784] Oh my kindly friend the censor I am shocked
[03:21.781] When I open it and read ' v', ' p', ' s', ' c', ' c'
[03:31.686]
[03:31.973] Oh my kindly friend the censor, this cannot be what you mean
[03:36.459] To distill the very essence of obscene?
[00:00.000] zuò cí : Momus
[00:04.205] I insert my censored noun
[00:08.439] Into your welcoming omit
[00:12.954] And ease it slowly down
[00:17.166] The whole length of your unfit
[00:21.373] I begin to taboo verb you
[00:25.697] As you gaze back with a smile
[00:29.753] Which almost triggers my word missing
[00:33.907] But don' t unacceptable
[00:37.148]
[00:42.858] My enormous word deleted
[00:47.019] Is in between your lips
[00:51.466] You clasp my crossed out plural
[00:55.732] With one hand on my hips
[01:00.162] I feel your warm unsuitable
[01:04.306] I' m about to slang, taboo
[01:08.562] I love being questionably phrased
[01:12.894] You clearly love it too
[01:15.899]
[01:16.734] But there is someone standing over us, here for our own good
[01:21.454] Who takes the words out of our mouths as we do the deed
[01:25.552] He collects them in a bag with a peevish little sigh
[01:29.765] In case innocents or grandmothers should somehow happen by
[01:34.006] Oh our kindly friend the censor has our best interests at heart
[01:38.522] But my love song is now missing all its most important parts
[01:43.890]
[02:25.880] I give you inadmissible
[02:30.033] You respond with phrase removed
[02:34.201] I cut you then bluepencil you
[02:38.531] With obscene: restricted use
[02:43.065] We substitute a euphemism
[02:47.342] I censored in your too obscene
[02:51.100] Finally edit on your blank
[02:55.757] Just thinking of it makes me want to criminal act
[02:58.832]
[02:59.478] But there is someone standing over me, here for my own good
[03:04.322] He hands me back the words I need to sing about my deed
[03:08.553] They are wrapped up like confetti in a small brown paper bag
[03:12.820] With some nontransparent sellotape so you can' t peep through the cracks
[03:16.784] Oh my kindly friend the censor I am shocked
[03:21.781] When I open it and read ' v', ' p', ' s', ' c', ' c'
[03:31.686]
[03:31.973] Oh my kindly friend the censor, this cannot be what you mean
[03:36.459] To distill the very essence of obscene?
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