[00:00.000] 作词 : Momus
[00:04.205]I insert my (censored noun)
[00:08.439]Into your welcoming (omit)
[00:12.954]And ease it slowly down
[00:17.166]The whole length of your (unfit)
[00:21.373]I begin to (taboo verb) you
[00:25.697]As you gaze back with a smile
[00:29.753]Which almost triggers my (word missing)
[00:33.907]But don't (unacceptable)
[00:37.148]
[00:42.858]My enormous (word deleted)
[00:47.019]Is in between your lips
[00:51.466]You clasp my (crossed out plural)
[00:55.732]With one hand on my hips
[01:00.162]I feel your warm (unsuitable)
[01:04.306]I'm about to (slang, taboo)
[01:08.562]I love being (questionably phrased)
[01:12.894]You clearly love it too
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[01:16.734]But there is someone standing over us, here for our own good
[01:21.454]Who takes the words out of our mouths as we do the deed
[01:25.552]He collects them in a bag with a peevish little sigh
[01:29.765]In case innocents or grandmothers should somehow happen by
[01:34.006]Oh our kindly friend the censor has our best interests at heart
[01:38.522]But my love song is now missing all its most important parts
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[02:25.880]I give you (inadmissible)
[02:30.033]You respond with (phrase removed)
[02:34.201]I (cut) you then (blue-pencil) you
[02:38.531]With (obscene: restricted use)
[02:43.065]We (substitute a euphemism)
[02:47.342]I (censored) in your (too obscene)
[02:51.100]Finally (edit) on your (blank)
[02:55.757]Just thinking of it makes me want to (criminal act)
[02:58.832]
[02:59.478]But there is someone standing over me, here for my own good
[03:04.322]He hands me back the words I need to sing about my deed
[03:08.553]They are wrapped up like confetti in a small brown paper bag
[03:12.820]With some non-transparent sellotape so you can't peep through the cracks
[03:16.784]Oh my kindly friend the censor I am shocked
[03:21.781]When I open it and read 'v■■', 'p■■', 's■■', 'c■■', 'c■■'
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[03:31.973]Oh my kindly friend the censor, this cannot be what you mean
[03:36.459]To distill the very essence of obscene?