| Song | Molton Jacobson |
| Artist | Momus |
| Album | Stars Forever |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Momus |
| [00:09.576] | Make yourself like Milton Jacobson |
| [00:13.257] | To get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:17.206] | Burlesque in Detroit, Michigan |
| [00:20.896] | To get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:24.625] | Forbidden nights and burning moments |
| [00:28.557] | Playful girls and savage crime |
| [00:32.163] | If you want to get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:35.785] | Be a witness to the march of time |
| [00:46.973] | If you want to get ahead in the showbiz game |
| [00:50.976] | Be sure that your ideas are fresh |
| [00:54.841] | Does anybody have a toothpick, ma’am? |
| [00:58.567] | Has anybody got boiled eggs? |
| [01:02.392] | We’re going to play a game of Screeno |
| [01:06.169] | While the girls kick up their legs |
| [01:09.779] | If you can tell a joke about the eggs I broke |
| [01:13.384] | Or a man who had a dog called Sex |
| [01:25.147] | Bone ’em up in Barnum’s Lexicon |
| [01:28.794] | The words that pull the biggest crowd |
| [01:32.268] | ‘Sexotic, sexquisite, sexsational’ |
| [01:36.381] | Make sure your poster’s extra loud |
| [01:40.182] | Get girls from the Accordion College |
| [01:44.035] | Gigantic reptiles can be nice |
| [01:47.863] | Busby Berkley wheelchairs, my oh my |
| [01:51.476] | Bums dressed up as bears on ice |
| [02:25.329] | You’ve said such lovely things about my handlebar mustache |
| [02:29.351] | You’ve said such lovely things about my hat |
| [02:33.049] | Here’s a genuine semi-precious stone |
| [02:36.803] | I just wanted to tell you that |
| [02:40.344] | I’ve been watching with binoculars from opposite the theatre |
| [02:44.381] | And you’re a lovely person, but |
| [02:48.171] | You’ll never get ahead in vaudeville |
| [02:51.798] | If I catch you with your hand in the till |
| [02:54.195] | (One more time) |
| [02:55.836] | If I catch you one more time with your hand in the till |
| [02:59.541] | You’ll never get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Momus |
| [00:09.576] | Make yourself like Milton Jacobson |
| [00:13.257] | To get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:17.206] | Burlesque in Detroit, Michigan |
| [00:20.896] | To get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:24.625] | Forbidden nights and burning moments |
| [00:28.557] | Playful girls and savage crime |
| [00:32.163] | If you want to get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:35.785] | Be a witness to the march of time |
| [00:46.973] | If you want to get ahead in the showbiz game |
| [00:50.976] | Be sure that your ideas are fresh |
| [00:54.841] | Does anybody have a toothpick, ma' am? |
| [00:58.567] | Has anybody got boiled eggs? |
| [01:02.392] | We' re going to play a game of Screeno |
| [01:06.169] | While the girls kick up their legs |
| [01:09.779] | If you can tell a joke about the eggs I broke |
| [01:13.384] | Or a man who had a dog called Sex |
| [01:25.147] | Bone ' em up in Barnum' s Lexicon |
| [01:28.794] | The words that pull the biggest crowd |
| [01:32.268] | ' Sexotic, sexquisite, sexsational' |
| [01:36.381] | Make sure your poster' s extra loud |
| [01:40.182] | Get girls from the Accordion College |
| [01:44.035] | Gigantic reptiles can be nice |
| [01:47.863] | Busby Berkley wheelchairs, my oh my |
| [01:51.476] | Bums dressed up as bears on ice |
| [02:25.329] | You' ve said such lovely things about my handlebar mustache |
| [02:29.351] | You' ve said such lovely things about my hat |
| [02:33.049] | Here' s a genuine semiprecious stone |
| [02:36.803] | I just wanted to tell you that |
| [02:40.344] | I' ve been watching with binoculars from opposite the theatre |
| [02:44.381] | And you' re a lovely person, but |
| [02:48.171] | You' ll never get ahead in vaudeville |
| [02:51.798] | If I catch you with your hand in the till |
| [02:54.195] | One more time |
| [02:55.836] | If I catch you one more time with your hand in the till |
| [02:59.541] | You' ll never get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Momus |
| [00:09.576] | Make yourself like Milton Jacobson |
| [00:13.257] | To get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:17.206] | Burlesque in Detroit, Michigan |
| [00:20.896] | To get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:24.625] | Forbidden nights and burning moments |
| [00:28.557] | Playful girls and savage crime |
| [00:32.163] | If you want to get ahead in vaudeville |
| [00:35.785] | Be a witness to the march of time |
| [00:46.973] | If you want to get ahead in the showbiz game |
| [00:50.976] | Be sure that your ideas are fresh |
| [00:54.841] | Does anybody have a toothpick, ma' am? |
| [00:58.567] | Has anybody got boiled eggs? |
| [01:02.392] | We' re going to play a game of Screeno |
| [01:06.169] | While the girls kick up their legs |
| [01:09.779] | If you can tell a joke about the eggs I broke |
| [01:13.384] | Or a man who had a dog called Sex |
| [01:25.147] | Bone ' em up in Barnum' s Lexicon |
| [01:28.794] | The words that pull the biggest crowd |
| [01:32.268] | ' Sexotic, sexquisite, sexsational' |
| [01:36.381] | Make sure your poster' s extra loud |
| [01:40.182] | Get girls from the Accordion College |
| [01:44.035] | Gigantic reptiles can be nice |
| [01:47.863] | Busby Berkley wheelchairs, my oh my |
| [01:51.476] | Bums dressed up as bears on ice |
| [02:25.329] | You' ve said such lovely things about my handlebar mustache |
| [02:29.351] | You' ve said such lovely things about my hat |
| [02:33.049] | Here' s a genuine semiprecious stone |
| [02:36.803] | I just wanted to tell you that |
| [02:40.344] | I' ve been watching with binoculars from opposite the theatre |
| [02:44.381] | And you' re a lovely person, but |
| [02:48.171] | You' ll never get ahead in vaudeville |
| [02:51.798] | If I catch you with your hand in the till |
| [02:54.195] | One more time |
| [02:55.836] | If I catch you one more time with your hand in the till |
| [02:59.541] | You' ll never get ahead in vaudeville |