[00:00.000] 作词 : Momus
[00:09.576]Make yourself like Milton Jacobson
[00:13.257]To get ahead in vaudeville
[00:17.206]Burlesque in Detroit, Michigan
[00:20.896]To get ahead in vaudeville
[00:24.625]Forbidden nights and burning moments
[00:28.557]Playful girls and savage crime
[00:32.163]If you want to get ahead in vaudeville
[00:35.785]Be a witness to the march of time
[00:46.973]If you want to get ahead in the showbiz game
[00:50.976]Be sure that your ideas are fresh
[00:54.841]Does anybody have a toothpick, ma’am?
[00:58.567]Has anybody got boiled eggs?
[01:02.392]We’re going to play a game of Screeno
[01:06.169]While the girls kick up their legs
[01:09.779]If you can tell a joke about the eggs I broke
[01:13.384]Or a man who had a dog called Sex
[01:25.147]Bone ’em up in Barnum’s Lexicon
[01:28.794]The words that pull the biggest crowd
[01:32.268]‘Sexotic, sexquisite, sexsational’
[01:36.381]Make sure your poster’s extra loud
[01:40.182]Get girls from the Accordion College
[01:44.035]Gigantic reptiles can be nice
[01:47.863]Busby Berkley wheelchairs, my oh my
[01:51.476]Bums dressed up as bears on ice
[02:25.329]You’ve said such lovely things about my handlebar mustache
[02:29.351]You’ve said such lovely things about my hat
[02:33.049]Here’s a genuine semi-precious stone
[02:36.803]I just wanted to tell you that
[02:40.344]I’ve been watching with binoculars from opposite the theatre
[02:44.381]And you’re a lovely person, but
[02:48.171]You’ll never get ahead in vaudeville
[02:51.798]If I catch you with your hand in the till
[02:54.195](One more time)
[02:55.836]If I catch you one more time with your hand in the till
[02:59.541]You’ll never get ahead in vaudeville