Pickin' Boogers Lyrics

Song	Pickin' Boogers
Artist	Biz Markie
Album	Biz's Baddest Beats: The Best Of Biz Markie
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[00:00.00]	作词 : Big Daddy Kane/Biz Markie/Marley Marl
[00:01.00]	作曲 : Big Daddy Kane/Biz Markie/Marley Marl
[00:20.37]	Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
[00:22.77]	But it's sure to have your trippin'
[00:24.15]	So y'all listen close
[00:25.47]	It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
[00:27.87]	But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called
[00:29.64]	Pickin' Boogers
[00:30.57]	Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you
[00:32.82]	But it's still somethin' we all have to do
[00:35.67]	So go up your nose with a finger or two
[00:38.04]	And pull out one or a crusty crew
[00:40.41]	Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray'
[00:42.87]	Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
[00:45.66]	Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
[00:48.09]	With a finger, tissue, or even a
[00:49.98]	Q-TipTake it from the
[00:51.24]	Biz Markie because
[00:52.50]	I'm jokin'
[00:53.25]	And also, remember this slogan"Hey, ma, what's for dinner?Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
[01:00.78]	Pickin' Boogers
[01:01.50]	Pickin' Boogers
[01:01.83]	Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
[01:21.00]	I was coolin' one say with my partner
[01:23.01]	KaneHeaded up to the rooftop, ridin' the
[01:25.38]	D trainWhen the man sittin' next to me was so profane
[01:28.38]	He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain(You should 'a moved)
[01:32.46]	I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out
[01:36.30]	A big, green, slimey - naw,
[01:37.59]	I'm not even gonna say it
[01:38.67]	But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
[01:41.46]	He sat there for a while with it in his hand
[01:43.71]	So I tried to play cool like a normal man
[01:46.26]	So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap
[01:49.11]	All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
[01:51.54]	Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke
[01:53.94]	But a brother like
[01:54.72]	Biz Markie had almost choked
[01:56.43]	So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
[01:59.13]	And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
[02:01.53]	Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you
[02:04.17]	And wiped 'em off his face and said
[02:05.49]	I can't mess with you
[02:06.42]	Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame
[02:09.15]	But yo, you got to know the name of the game
[02:11.43]	Pickin' Boogers
[02:11.79]	Pickin' Boogers
[02:12.12]	Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane
[02:34.29]	Back in public school with my partner
[02:36.42]	KaneWhen I was class clown and he was my brotherr
[02:39.63]	Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other
[02:42.18]	Never do our work as we were supposed'
[02:44.46]	Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose
[02:47.16]	And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude
[02:49.68]	God forbid the person that had to leave his food
[02:52.20]	No matter who you are, we didn't give a damn
[02:54.66]	We even put teachers down with the program
[02:57.27]	Whether it was a woman or if you're a man
[02:59.46]	We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand
[03:02.46]	Catch anyone from anywhere
[03:04.59]	But the best part about it's catchin'
[03:06.27]	Kane out there
[03:07.41]	Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym
[03:09.63]	I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
[03:12.27]	Now we're grown up and things have changed
[03:14.82]	But we still be playin' the
[03:16.20]	Pickin' Boogers game
[03:17.67]	Just last night when
[03:18.93]	Kane was gettin' ready
[03:20.01]	I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti
[03:22.17]	Pickin' Boogers
[03:22.56]	Pickin' Boogers
[03:23.07]	Let me tell you what happened with this girl
[03:42.78]	One night at
[03:43.29]	Latin Quarters,
[03:43.98]	I was standin' at ease
[03:45.09]	And saw a gorgeous yound lady that
[03:46.71]	I wanted to skeeze
[03:47.85]	I didn't show enough that
[03:49.23]	I really did want it
[03:50.61]	So, no half-steppin',
[03:52.05]	I pushed up on it
[03:52.89]	Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat
[03:55.29]	Had a spotlight beamin' on my
[03:56.85]	Biz Markie hat
[03:57.66]	But when she stepped in the light and she got real close
[04:00.21]	I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose
[04:02.82]	She was dressed real def and her body was hook
[04:05.34]	But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look
[04:07.83]	I wanted to tell her about it but
[04:09.39]	I couldn't be bold
[04:10.44]	So I played it off and said, "That's a cute green mole"
[04:13.02]	I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away
[04:15.42]	But she didn't do nothin',
[04:16.68]	I guess she wanted it displayed
[04:17.94]	I said, "Before you get my number I don't mean to dis youbut write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue"

[00:00.00]	zuo ci : Big Daddy Kane Biz Markie Marley Marl
[00:01.00]	zuo qu : Big Daddy Kane Biz Markie Marley Marl
[00:20.37]	Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
[00:22.77]	But it' s sure to have your trippin'
[00:24.15]	So y' all listen close
[00:25.47]	It' s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
[00:27.87]	But it' s rather on the bug tip and it' s called
[00:29.64]	Pickin' Boogers
[00:30.57]	Now what I' m emceein' might not seem kosher to you
[00:32.82]	But it' s still somethin' we all have to do
[00:35.67]	So go up your nose with a finger or two
[00:38.04]	And pull out one or a crusty crew
[00:40.41]	Yo, don' t try to front like it' s so gloomy and gray'
[00:42.87]	Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
[00:45.66]	Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
[00:48.09]	With a finger, tissue, or even a
[00:49.98]	QTipTake it from the
[00:51.24]	Biz Markie because
[00:52.50]	I' m jokin'
[00:53.25]	And also, remember this slogan" Hey, ma, what' s for dinner? Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
[01:00.78]	Pickin' Boogers
[01:01.50]	Pickin' Boogers
[01:01.83]	Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
[01:21.00]	I was coolin' one say with my partner
[01:23.01]	KaneHeaded up to the rooftop, ridin' the
[01:25.38]	D trainWhen the man sittin' next to me was so profane
[01:28.38]	He' d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain You should ' a moved
[01:32.46]	I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out
[01:36.30]	A big, green, slimey naw,
[01:37.59]	I' m not even gonna say it
[01:38.67]	But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
[01:41.46]	He sat there for a while with it in his hand
[01:43.71]	So I tried to play cool like a normal man
[01:46.26]	So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap
[01:49.11]	All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
[01:51.54]	Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke
[01:53.94]	But a brother like
[01:54.72]	Biz Markie had almost choked
[01:56.43]	So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
[01:59.13]	And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
[02:01.53]	Then the man jumped up and said what' s wrong with you
[02:04.17]	And wiped ' em off his face and said
[02:05.49]	I can' t mess with you
[02:06.42]	Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame
[02:09.15]	But yo, you got to know the name of the game
[02:11.43]	Pickin' Boogers
[02:11.79]	Pickin' Boogers
[02:12.12]	Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane
[02:34.29]	Back in public school with my partner
[02:36.42]	KaneWhen I was class clown and he was my brotherr
[02:39.63]	Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other
[02:42.18]	Never do our work as we were supposed'
[02:44.46]	Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose
[02:47.16]	And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude
[02:49.68]	God forbid the person that had to leave his food
[02:52.20]	No matter who you are, we didn' t give a damn
[02:54.66]	We even put teachers down with the program
[02:57.27]	Whether it was a woman or if you' re a man
[02:59.46]	We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand
[03:02.46]	Catch anyone from anywhere
[03:04.59]	But the best part about it' s catchin'
[03:06.27]	Kane out there
[03:07.41]	Especially we' re out playin' ball in the gym
[03:09.63]	I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
[03:12.27]	Now we' re grown up and things have changed
[03:14.82]	But we still be playin' the
[03:16.20]	Pickin' Boogers game
[03:17.67]	Just last night when
[03:18.93]	Kane was gettin' ready
[03:20.01]	I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti
[03:22.17]	Pickin' Boogers
[03:22.56]	Pickin' Boogers
[03:23.07]	Let me tell you what happened with this girl
[03:42.78]	One night at
[03:43.29]	Latin Quarters,
[03:43.98]	I was standin' at ease
[03:45.09]	And saw a gorgeous yound lady that
[03:46.71]	I wanted to skeeze
[03:47.85]	I didn' t show enough that
[03:49.23]	I really did want it
[03:50.61]	So, no halfsteppin',
[03:52.05]	I pushed up on it
[03:52.89]	Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat
[03:55.29]	Had a spotlight beamin' on my
[03:56.85]	Biz Markie hat
[03:57.66]	But when she stepped in the light and she got real close
[04:00.21]	I saw a teenyweenie booger on the tip of her nose
[04:02.82]	She was dressed real def and her body was hook
[04:05.34]	But that driedup boogeer just ruined the look
[04:07.83]	I wanted to tell her about it but
[04:09.39]	I couldn' t be bold
[04:10.44]	So I played it off and said, " That' s a cute green mole"
[04:13.02]	I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away
[04:15.42]	But she didn' t do nothin',
[04:16.68]	I guess she wanted it displayed
[04:17.94]	I said, " Before you get my number I don' t mean to dis youbut write it in your hand because you' re gonna need the tissue"

[00:00.00]	zuò cí : Big Daddy Kane Biz Markie Marley Marl
[00:01.00]	zuò qǔ : Big Daddy Kane Biz Markie Marley Marl
[00:20.37]	Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
[00:22.77]	But it' s sure to have your trippin'
[00:24.15]	So y' all listen close
[00:25.47]	It' s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
[00:27.87]	But it' s rather on the bug tip and it' s called
[00:29.64]	Pickin' Boogers
[00:30.57]	Now what I' m emceein' might not seem kosher to you
[00:32.82]	But it' s still somethin' we all have to do
[00:35.67]	So go up your nose with a finger or two
[00:38.04]	And pull out one or a crusty crew
[00:40.41]	Yo, don' t try to front like it' s so gloomy and gray'
[00:42.87]	Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
[00:45.66]	Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
[00:48.09]	With a finger, tissue, or even a
[00:49.98]	QTipTake it from the
[00:51.24]	Biz Markie because
[00:52.50]	I' m jokin'
[00:53.25]	And also, remember this slogan" Hey, ma, what' s for dinner? Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
[01:00.78]	Pickin' Boogers
[01:01.50]	Pickin' Boogers
[01:01.83]	Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
[01:21.00]	I was coolin' one say with my partner
[01:23.01]	KaneHeaded up to the rooftop, ridin' the
[01:25.38]	D trainWhen the man sittin' next to me was so profane
[01:28.38]	He' d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain You should ' a moved
[01:32.46]	I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out
[01:36.30]	A big, green, slimey naw,
[01:37.59]	I' m not even gonna say it
[01:38.67]	But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
[01:41.46]	He sat there for a while with it in his hand
[01:43.71]	So I tried to play cool like a normal man
[01:46.26]	So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap
[01:49.11]	All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
[01:51.54]	Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke
[01:53.94]	But a brother like
[01:54.72]	Biz Markie had almost choked
[01:56.43]	So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
[01:59.13]	And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
[02:01.53]	Then the man jumped up and said what' s wrong with you
[02:04.17]	And wiped ' em off his face and said
[02:05.49]	I can' t mess with you
[02:06.42]	Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame
[02:09.15]	But yo, you got to know the name of the game
[02:11.43]	Pickin' Boogers
[02:11.79]	Pickin' Boogers
[02:12.12]	Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane
[02:34.29]	Back in public school with my partner
[02:36.42]	KaneWhen I was class clown and he was my brotherr
[02:39.63]	Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other
[02:42.18]	Never do our work as we were supposed'
[02:44.46]	Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose
[02:47.16]	And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude
[02:49.68]	God forbid the person that had to leave his food
[02:52.20]	No matter who you are, we didn' t give a damn
[02:54.66]	We even put teachers down with the program
[02:57.27]	Whether it was a woman or if you' re a man
[02:59.46]	We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand
[03:02.46]	Catch anyone from anywhere
[03:04.59]	But the best part about it' s catchin'
[03:06.27]	Kane out there
[03:07.41]	Especially we' re out playin' ball in the gym
[03:09.63]	I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
[03:12.27]	Now we' re grown up and things have changed
[03:14.82]	But we still be playin' the
[03:16.20]	Pickin' Boogers game
[03:17.67]	Just last night when
[03:18.93]	Kane was gettin' ready
[03:20.01]	I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti
[03:22.17]	Pickin' Boogers
[03:22.56]	Pickin' Boogers
[03:23.07]	Let me tell you what happened with this girl
[03:42.78]	One night at
[03:43.29]	Latin Quarters,
[03:43.98]	I was standin' at ease
[03:45.09]	And saw a gorgeous yound lady that
[03:46.71]	I wanted to skeeze
[03:47.85]	I didn' t show enough that
[03:49.23]	I really did want it
[03:50.61]	So, no halfsteppin',
[03:52.05]	I pushed up on it
[03:52.89]	Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat
[03:55.29]	Had a spotlight beamin' on my
[03:56.85]	Biz Markie hat
[03:57.66]	But when she stepped in the light and she got real close
[04:00.21]	I saw a teenyweenie booger on the tip of her nose
[04:02.82]	She was dressed real def and her body was hook
[04:05.34]	But that driedup boogeer just ruined the look
[04:07.83]	I wanted to tell her about it but
[04:09.39]	I couldn' t be bold
[04:10.44]	So I played it off and said, " That' s a cute green mole"
[04:13.02]	I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away
[04:15.42]	But she didn' t do nothin',
[04:16.68]	I guess she wanted it displayed
[04:17.94]	I said, " Before you get my number I don' t mean to dis youbut write it in your hand because you' re gonna need the tissue"

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