[00:00.00] 作词 : Big Daddy Kane/Biz Markie/Marley Marl
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Big Daddy Kane/Biz Markie/Marley Marl
[00:20.37]Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
[00:22.77]But it's sure to have your trippin'
[00:24.15]So y'all listen close
[00:25.47]It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
[00:27.87]But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called
[00:29.64]Pickin' Boogers
[00:30.57]Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you
[00:32.82]But it's still somethin' we all have to do
[00:35.67]So go up your nose with a finger or two
[00:38.04]And pull out one or a crusty crew
[00:40.41]Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray'
[00:42.87]Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
[00:45.66]Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
[00:48.09]With a finger, tissue, or even a
[00:49.98]Q-TipTake it from the
[00:51.24]Biz Markie because
[00:52.50]I'm jokin'
[00:53.25]And also, remember this slogan"Hey, ma, what's for dinner?Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
[01:00.78]Pickin' Boogers
[01:01.50]Pickin' Boogers
[01:01.83]Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
[01:21.00]I was coolin' one say with my partner
[01:23.01]KaneHeaded up to the rooftop, ridin' the
[01:25.38]D trainWhen the man sittin' next to me was so profane
[01:28.38]He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain(You should 'a moved)
[01:32.46]I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out
[01:36.30]A big, green, slimey - naw,
[01:37.59]I'm not even gonna say it
[01:38.67]But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
[01:41.46]He sat there for a while with it in his hand
[01:43.71]So I tried to play cool like a normal man
[01:46.26]So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap
[01:49.11]All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
[01:51.54]Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke
[01:53.94]But a brother like
[01:54.72]Biz Markie had almost choked
[01:56.43]So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
[01:59.13]And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
[02:01.53]Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you
[02:04.17]And wiped 'em off his face and said
[02:05.49]I can't mess with you
[02:06.42]Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame
[02:09.15]But yo, you got to know the name of the game
[02:11.43]Pickin' Boogers
[02:11.79]Pickin' Boogers
[02:12.12]Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane
[02:34.29]Back in public school with my partner
[02:36.42]KaneWhen I was class clown and he was my brotherr
[02:39.63]Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other
[02:42.18]Never do our work as we were supposed'
[02:44.46]Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose
[02:47.16]And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude
[02:49.68]God forbid the person that had to leave his food
[02:52.20]No matter who you are, we didn't give a damn
[02:54.66]We even put teachers down with the program
[02:57.27]Whether it was a woman or if you're a man
[02:59.46]We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand
[03:02.46]Catch anyone from anywhere
[03:04.59]But the best part about it's catchin'
[03:06.27]Kane out there
[03:07.41]Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym
[03:09.63]I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
[03:12.27]Now we're grown up and things have changed
[03:14.82]But we still be playin' the
[03:16.20]Pickin' Boogers game
[03:17.67]Just last night when
[03:18.93]Kane was gettin' ready
[03:20.01]I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti
[03:22.17]Pickin' Boogers
[03:22.56]Pickin' Boogers
[03:23.07]Let me tell you what happened with this girl
[03:42.78]One night at
[03:43.29]Latin Quarters,
[03:43.98]I was standin' at ease
[03:45.09]And saw a gorgeous yound lady that
[03:46.71]I wanted to skeeze
[03:47.85]I didn't show enough that
[03:49.23]I really did want it
[03:50.61]So, no half-steppin',
[03:52.05]I pushed up on it
[03:52.89]Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat
[03:55.29]Had a spotlight beamin' on my
[03:56.85]Biz Markie hat
[03:57.66]But when she stepped in the light and she got real close
[04:00.21]I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose
[04:02.82]She was dressed real def and her body was hook
[04:05.34]But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look
[04:07.83]I wanted to tell her about it but
[04:09.39]I couldn't be bold
[04:10.44]So I played it off and said, "That's a cute green mole"
[04:13.02]I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away
[04:15.42]But she didn't do nothin',
[04:16.68]I guess she wanted it displayed
[04:17.94]I said, "Before you get my number I don't mean to dis youbut write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue"