First of May

First of May Lyrics

Song First of May
Artist Jonathan Coulton
Album Smoking Monkey
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[00:11.25] I woke up this morning
[00:14.00] I had a scone and a large house blend
[00:18.92] Then a little conversation
[00:21.03] With my squirrel and chipmunk friends
[00:24.18] I said I'm sick and tired of winter
[00:26.92] And I wish that it was spring
[00:32.13] Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing
[00:38.01] And he sang:
[00:39.41] Ooh child, what you think, the cold winter's gonna last forever?
[00:44.44] Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
[00:51.19] Outside
[00:54.38] 'Cause it's the First of May
[00:56.06] First of May
[00:57.95] Outdoor fucking starts today
[01:01.04] So bring your favorite lady
[01:03.70] Or at least your favorite lay
[01:07.72] Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
[01:11.73] Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
[01:14.48] Grass below you, sky above
[01:17.12] Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
[01:20.82] Fucking outside
[01:28.04] I thanked him for the information
[01:30.24] I cried a little when he flew away
[01:34.01] Watched an episode of "The People's Court"
[01:37.63] And I tried to plan my day
[01:40.61] Called up my old lady
[01:43.07] She wasn't home so I called my girl
[01:47.04] Asked her if she'd like to join me as I entertain the world
[01:54.02] I said:
[01:55.59] Ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
[02:01.17] Ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
[02:07.41] Outside
[02:10.42] 'Cause it's the First of May
[02:12.44] First of May
[02:13.86] Outdoor fucking starts today
[02:17.24] So bring your favorite lady
[02:19.82] Or at least your favorite lay
[02:24.54] Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
[02:27.82] Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
[02:30.72] Grass below you, sky above
[02:33.18] Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
[02:37.11] Fucking outside
[02:43.83] So we went to the park together
[02:46.43] We were walking in the midday sun
[02:51.04] Met all kinds of people
[02:53.36] And we fucked everyone
[02:56.52] Fucked a lady who sells ice cream
[02:59.36] Fucked a man with a tan shar pei
[03:03.71] Everyone who needed fucking, well,
[03:07.08] They got fucked today
[03:10.32] So come on,
[03:11.52] Ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
[03:17.14] Ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
[03:23.71] Outside
[03:26.57] 'Cause it's the First of May
[03:28.48] First of May
[03:29.83] Outdoor fucking starts today
[03:33.07] So bring your favorite lady
[03:35.81] Or at least your favorite lay
[03:39.66] Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
[03:43.87] Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
[03:46.83] Grass below you, sky above
[03:49.38] Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
[03:53.14] Fucking outside
[03:56.24] Fucking outside
[04:00.40] Fucking outside
[04:08.00]
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