[00:11.25]I woke up this morning
[00:14.00]I had a scone and a large house blend
[00:18.92]Then a little conversation
[00:21.03]With my squirrel and chipmunk friends
[00:24.18]I said I'm sick and tired of winter
[00:26.92]And I wish that it was spring
[00:32.13]Then a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to sing
[00:38.01]And he sang:
[00:39.41]Ooh child, what you think, the cold winter's gonna last forever?
[00:44.44]Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
[00:51.19]Outside
[00:54.38]'Cause it's the First of May
[00:56.06]First of May
[00:57.95]Outdoor fucking starts today
[01:01.04]So bring your favorite lady
[01:03.70]Or at least your favorite lay
[01:07.72]Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
[01:11.73]Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
[01:14.48]Grass below you, sky above
[01:17.12]Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
[01:20.82]Fucking outside
[01:28.04]I thanked him for the information
[01:30.24]I cried a little when he flew away
[01:34.01]Watched an episode of "The People's Court"
[01:37.63]And I tried to plan my day
[01:40.61]Called up my old lady
[01:43.07]She wasn't home so I called my girl
[01:47.04]Asked her if she'd like to join me as I entertain the world
[01:54.02]I said:
[01:55.59]Ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
[02:01.17]Ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
[02:07.41]Outside
[02:10.42]'Cause it's the First of May
[02:12.44]First of May
[02:13.86]Outdoor fucking starts today
[02:17.24]So bring your favorite lady
[02:19.82]Or at least your favorite lay
[02:24.54]Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
[02:27.82]Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
[02:30.72]Grass below you, sky above
[02:33.18]Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
[02:37.11]Fucking outside
[02:43.83]So we went to the park together
[02:46.43]We were walking in the midday sun
[02:51.04]Met all kinds of people
[02:53.36]And we fucked everyone
[02:56.52]Fucked a lady who sells ice cream
[02:59.36]Fucked a man with a tan shar pei
[03:03.71]Everyone who needed fucking, well,
[03:07.08]They got fucked today
[03:10.32]So come on,
[03:11.52]Ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
[03:17.14]Ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
[03:23.71]Outside
[03:26.57]'Cause it's the First of May
[03:28.48]First of May
[03:29.83]Outdoor fucking starts today
[03:33.07]So bring your favorite lady
[03:35.81]Or at least your favorite lay
[03:39.66]Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe
[03:43.87]Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
[03:46.83]Grass below you, sky above
[03:49.38]Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called
[03:53.14]Fucking outside
[03:56.24]Fucking outside
[04:00.40]Fucking outside
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