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I did not think I was |
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The one being addressed |
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In hemorrhoid commercials |
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On the TV set |
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I often stand and stare |
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at nothing in the grocery store |
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Because I do not know |
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What to buy to eat any more |
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And parapraxis |
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The order of the day |
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I never heard that word |
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Until tonight I have to say |
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And I'm suppose to believe that there's some guy |
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Who will take the pain away |
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And there are children who have cancer |
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And so all bets are off |
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Cause I can't compete with that |
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So all bets are off |
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Cause I can't compete with that |
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I've got grey tickles and black pressure |
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And I'd rather lose my arm inside of a corn thresher |
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Just like Uncle Paul |
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Just like Uncle Paul |
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I, I, I |
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They wont be happy til |
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They tear down everything |
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Which looks remotely cool |
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Or is older than two weeks |
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You must be kidding me |
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Except I do know better than to ask |
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I can't believe I missed |
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New York during the 70's |
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I could have gotten a head start |
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In the world of disease |
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I'm sure I would have contracted |
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Every single solitary thing |
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And there are children who have cancer |
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And so all bets are off |
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Cause I can't compete with that |
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So all bets are off |
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Cause I can't compete with that |
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They say let go let go let go |
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You must learn to let go |
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If I hear that fucking phrase again |
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This baby is gonna blow |
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Into a million bit of bits |
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Of tiny pieces don't you know |
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Just like my favorite scene in Scanners |
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Apparently there was an outcry of some sort today |
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Which no-one heard incidentally and by the way |
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I have not had the strength |
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To leave my place in days or weeks |
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And I'll never understand |
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Whats happening in the Middle East |
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And there are children who have cancer |
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And so all bets are off |
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Cause I can't compete with that |
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So all bets are off |
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Cause I can't compete with that |
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I've got grey tickles and black pressure |
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And I'd rather lose my arm inside of a corn thresher |
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Just like Uncle Paul |
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Just like Uncle Paul |
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I, I, I |
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I've got grey tickles and black pressure |
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And I'd rather lose my arm inside of a corn thresher |
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Just like Uncle Paul |
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Just like Uncle Paul |
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I, I, I |