[00:00.15]I did not think I was
[00:03.34]The one being addressed
[00:07.77]In hemorrhoid commercials
[00:10.73]On the TV set
[00:14.86]I often stand and stare
[00:17.80]at nothing in the grocery store
[00:22.03]Because I do not know
[00:24.72]What to buy to eat any more
[00:29.20]And parapraxis
[00:31.29]The order of the day
[00:36.18]I never heard that word
[00:39.06]Until tonight I have to say
[00:43.25]And I'm suppose to believe that there's some guy
[00:47.88]Who will take the pain away
[00:54.31]And there are children who have cancer
[00:59.93]And so all bets are off
[01:03.03]Cause I can't compete with that
[01:07.06]So all bets are off
[01:10.20]Cause I can't compete with that
[01:15.72]I've got grey tickles and black pressure
[01:22.70]And I'd rather lose my arm inside of a corn thresher
[01:29.07]Just like Uncle Paul
[01:32.55]Just like Uncle Paul
[01:36.13]I, I, I
[01:47.53]They wont be happy til
[01:50.42]They tear down everything
[01:54.75]Which looks remotely cool
[01:57.54]Or is older than two weeks
[02:01.72]You must be kidding me
[02:04.76]Except I do know better than to ask
[02:16.12]I can't believe I missed
[02:18.76]New York during the 70's
[02:23.34]I could have gotten a head start
[02:26.83]In the world of disease
[02:30.41]I'm sure I would have contracted
[02:33.99]Every single solitary thing
[02:41.22]And there are children who have cancer
[02:46.84]And so all bets are off
[02:49.99]Cause I can't compete with that
[02:54.02]So all bets are off
[02:57.15]Cause I can't compete with that
[03:02.48]They say let go let go let go
[03:06.32]You must learn to let go
[03:09.80]If I hear that fucking phrase again
[03:13.29]This baby is gonna blow
[03:16.82]Into a million bit of bits
[03:19.67]Of tiny pieces don't you know
[03:25.76]Just like my favorite scene in Scanners
[03:31.08]Apparently there was an outcry of some sort today
[03:38.05]Which no-one heard incidentally and by the way
[03:45.08]I have not had the strength
[03:47.91]To leave my place in days or weeks
[03:52.35]And I'll never understand
[03:55.30]Whats happening in the Middle East
[04:00.13]And there are children who have cancer
[04:05.40]And so all bets are off
[04:08.44]Cause I can't compete with that
[04:12.53]So all bets are off
[04:15.56]Cause I can't compete with that
[04:20.95]I've got grey tickles and black pressure
[04:26.57]And I'd rather lose my arm inside of a corn thresher
[04:34.64]Just like Uncle Paul
[04:37.78]Just like Uncle Paul
[04:41.56]I, I, I
[04:52.72]I've got grey tickles and black pressure
[05:00.14]And I'd rather lose my arm inside of a corn thresher
[05:06.67]Just like Uncle Paul
[05:09.81]Just like Uncle Paul
[05:13.39]I, I, I