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Drunk, faded, browned out, looking all shady |
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Two months since I ********** a lady, young man ********** going crazy |
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Standard Saturday, I'm about to get a cab and ********** |
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Then I see a hot girl, look back at Dave |
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Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway |
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That's what I thought not what I said to her |
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Instead I walk up to her, like I know you heard of the kid |
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You heard what I did, you heard of my **********t, the murderous spit |
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She's like, naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about? |
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I'm like, aw |
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Pulling out my phone, like a boss, YouTube 'bout to get her off |
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But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up |
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I'm like, hold up, how did, that's not even me |
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Like, I don't jerk off mobily |
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Then her friends coming up |
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And wanna know if everything is okay |
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I'm like, naw, this a rape, you can't tell? |
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Gimme a break, please, get the heck away |
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I turned to her, let me buy you a drink, she like, fine |
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Told the man two Patron, she like, lime |
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Said he tried twice, the card got declined |
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I'm like, are, this is a, it's gonna a machine issue? |
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He was like, naw, I was like, obviously there's something wrong |
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I got dough, like I'm not broke |
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I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago |
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He like, dude, I don't know |
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Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go |
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And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone |
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I got one more chance to prove myself, so I'm like |
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Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's |
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At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of ********** |
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In my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets |
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Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door |
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Like with the crushed ice |
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You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now |
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This is me coming at you as a man right now |
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Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak |
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Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak |
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The girl from the first verse, somehow let me ********** |
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Fast forward, seven months, we in love |
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Some real serious relation**********p type **********t |
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Despite this, I ain't ********** for days |
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Tried last night, but was pushed away |
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But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay |
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Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying |
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On the floor and I'm praying this ********** is horny |
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I go and give her a smooch |
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She kissing **********y back, so I play with her boobs |
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Bad move, she don't like that |
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Bad mood, her boss being mean to her |
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Via email, she wanna write back |
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I'm like, right now? |
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She like, yeah, what do I say, can you just help me? |
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Oh, okay, what's the context? |
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Then she like, well, he talks to Jane before coming to me |
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Who's Jane again? I said, she like, wow, you should know that |
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Okay, I guess I forgot, she like, dude, that's my other boss |
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Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss |
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Go to the other boss, before you? Right? |
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But Jane isn't hands on, she yelled |
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Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then |
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I don't work with these people, she started crying |
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Wait stop, what the ********** is this? |
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Naw, you don't ever take my side |
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About an hour later til' I'm on her good side |
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We in bed, hands on her good thighs |
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I try to kiss, she like, good night, but I'm like |
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Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee |
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I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and ********** |
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Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet |
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And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles |
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Now reward it |
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You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now |
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This is me coming at you as a man right now |
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Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak |
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Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak |
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Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy four |
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Old LD looking old as **********, still with the same ho, holding up |
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But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse |
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My ********** looking like it's tinfoil |
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Her ********** looking like they hard boiled eggs |
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On top of that, she insane |
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Like, I don't even think she knows who I am |
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Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same **********t for days |
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Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon |
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Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you |
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Think about it all day, on my last legs |
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But I'm going out with a bang |
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I got pills they invented back in fifty seven |
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I took five, that's a bit excessive |
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I look high, take a look at my thighs |
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And good god that's a little erection, it'll work though |
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Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point |
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I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am |
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Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like |
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Look, I don't know if you're aware that |
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You've been throwing out my shoes |
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What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you |
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All my blood is in my **********, I'm probably dying pretty soon |
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Are you even comprehending what I'm saying |
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Please acknowledge that you hear me |
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You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now |
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This is me coming at you as a man right now |
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Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak |
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Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak |