[00:08.24]Drunk, faded, browned out, looking all shady [00:11.96]Two months since I ********** a lady, young man ********** going crazy [00:15.95]Standard Saturday, I'm about to get a cab and ********** [00:19.92]Then I see a hot girl, look back at Dave [00:21.56]Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway [00:23.21]That's what I thought not what I said to her [00:25.52]Instead I walk up to her, like I know you heard of the kid [00:27.19]You heard what I did, you heard of my **********t, the murderous spit [00:29.39]She's like, naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about? [00:31.76]I'm like, aw [00:32.75]Pulling out my phone, like a boss, YouTube 'bout to get her off [00:35.47]But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up [00:37.63]I'm like, hold up, how did, that's not even me [00:39.42]Like, I don't jerk off mobily [00:40.90]Then her friends coming up [00:42.71]And wanna know if everything is okay [00:44.15]I'm like, naw, this a rape, you can't tell? [00:45.68]Gimme a break, please, get the heck away [00:46.75]I turned to her, let me buy you a drink, she like, fine [00:49.11]Told the man two Patron, she like, lime [00:51.41]Said he tried twice, the card got declined [00:54.32]I'm like, are, this is a, it's gonna a machine issue? [00:56.45]He was like, naw, I was like, obviously there's something wrong [00:59.57]I got dough, like I'm not broke [01:01.32]I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago [01:03.53]He like, dude, I don't know [01:05.51]Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go [01:07.24]And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone [01:09.33]I got one more chance to prove myself, so I'm like [01:11.76]Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's [01:16.70]At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of ********** [01:20.42]In my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets [01:24.47]Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door [01:27.92]Like with the crushed ice [01:30.02]You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now [01:33.60]This is me coming at you as a man right now [01:37.48]Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak [01:43.43]Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak [01:47.12]The girl from the first verse, somehow let me ********** [01:49.73]Fast forward, seven months, we in love [01:52.29]Some real serious relation**********p type **********t [01:54.43]Despite this, I ain't ********** for days [01:56.28]Tried last night, but was pushed away [01:58.53]But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay [02:00.27]Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying [02:01.99]On the floor and I'm praying this ********** is horny [02:04.23]I go and give her a smooch [02:05.73]She kissing **********y back, so I play with her boobs [02:07.86]Bad move, she don't like that [02:10.49]Bad mood, her boss being mean to her [02:12.60]Via email, she wanna write back [02:14.45]I'm like, right now? [02:15.64]She like, yeah, what do I say, can you just help me? [02:18.03]Oh, okay, what's the context? [02:20.56]Then she like, well, he talks to Jane before coming to me [02:23.03]Who's Jane again? I said, she like, wow, you should know that [02:25.94]Okay, I guess I forgot, she like, dude, that's my other boss [02:27.11]Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss [02:28.81]Go to the other boss, before you? Right? [02:32.45]But Jane isn't hands on, she yelled [02:34.47]Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then [02:36.23]I don't work with these people, she started crying [02:41.22]Wait stop, what the ********** is this? [02:42.88]Naw, you don't ever take my side [02:44.53]About an hour later til' I'm on her good side [02:46.38]We in bed, hands on her good thighs [02:48.24]I try to kiss, she like, good night, but I'm like [02:50.67]Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee [02:54.75]I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and ********** [02:58.66]Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet [03:02.52]And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles [03:06.19]Now reward it [03:07.95]You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now [03:11.73]This is me coming at you as a man right now [03:15.45]Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak [03:20.51]Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak [03:25.03]Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy four [03:28.21]Old LD looking old as **********, still with the same ho, holding up [03:31.94]But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse [03:36.09]My ********** looking like it's tinfoil [03:38.31]Her ********** looking like they hard boiled eggs [03:40.21]On top of that, she insane [03:42.39]Like, I don't even think she knows who I am [03:44.38]Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same **********t for days [03:47.09]Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon [03:50.56]Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you [03:52.46]Think about it all day, on my last legs [03:54.74]But I'm going out with a bang [03:56.49]I got pills they invented back in fifty seven [03:58.25]I took five, that's a bit excessive [04:00.28]I look high, take a look at my thighs [04:01.91]And good god that's a little erection, it'll work though [04:04.71]Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point [04:07.93]I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am [04:09.98]Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like [04:12.35]Look, I don't know if you're aware that [04:15.99]You've been throwing out my shoes [04:16.83]What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you [04:20.69]All my blood is in my **********, I'm probably dying pretty soon [04:24.17]Are you even comprehending what I'm saying [04:27.85]Please acknowledge that you hear me [04:29.75]You know I don't give a damn, what you playing right now [04:33.62]This is me coming at you as a man right now [04:37.55]Lemme freak, lemme freak, god dammit, lemme freak [04:42.51]Just lemme freak, please god, just lemme freak