| [00:00.000] | 家传秘方儿 |
| [00:00.864] | 呃...未曾学艺先学礼嘛。为什么上台先鞠个躬、敬个礼呢？ |
| [00:06.264] | 这不是得罪谁了，应当得这样 |
| [00:11.024] | 礼义廉耻国之四维四维不张国乃灭亡 |
| [00:15.272] | 做买卖也是这样啊为什么要“欢迎顾客”、“顾客您好” |
| [00:20.503] | 干嘛呢，礼貌么，让顾客高兴么，商店还这样么 |
| [00:25.608] | 你不管怎么样儿，服务态度多好儿 |
| [00:29.248] | 得注意一样最要紧的，东西得好，货真价实 |
| [00:36.815] | 不骗人、不蒙人、顾客不吃亏，这样才对 |
| [00:43.520] | 诶，名誉嘛 |
| [00:46.937] | 做买卖，商业主要的信用第一 |
| [00:50.800] | 做买卖有没有骗人的？ |
| [00:53.080] | 有啊，不是没有 |
| [00:54.423] | 咱们在街上看见过 |
| [00:56.015] | 那卖...这那个个体户个体户不一样咱们得把它分清咯 |
| [01:01.728] | 个体户有照、按时缴税、不骗人，他不敢骗人 |
| [01:10.712] | 他全家大小指这吃饭，他得挣钱 |
| [01:14.665] | 今儿骗人明儿还干不干？他不骗人，摆摊，他不骗人 |
| [01:19.200] | 就是这种无照的，乱搬家，流动的这种做买卖你可得注意。 |
| [01:25.400] | 上当，骗人 |
| [01:27.344] | 上完当你找不着他 |
| [01:29.072] | 他今儿在这儿，明儿在那 |
| [01:31.399] | 今儿上完当明儿去找他这条街没他。 |
| [01:33.880] | 今儿和平区卖，明儿个他改红桥区。后天他又改了河西区卖去了 |
| [01:38.976] | 他乱搬家，你找不着，你看着便宜 |
| [01:41.624] | 两块钱一瓶，香油，多便宜 |
| [01:44.608] | 这么大大瓶子，一斤香油，两块。你买不买？ |
| [01:49.359] | 打开盖儿闻闻，喷儿香 |
| [01:51.816] | 买吧，买就上当-- |
| [01:53.946] | 就这瓶子口这，你闻，就这是香油 |
| [01:58.928] | 底下都是茶水。下边都是茶水 |
| [02:02.776] | 它一个色儿，油轻啊它漂游着，油在上边儿啊，你看不出来 |
| [02:08.304] | 啧，合着两块钱买一两，一两香油 |
| [02:12.008] | 这.这骗人 |
| [02:13.322] | 这个东西有啊不是没有。卖假人参，假...松花、棉絮 |
| [02:21.496] | 春节时候，摆摊卖松花 |
| [02:23.935] | “一块钱四个一块钱四个，大松花一块钱四个，” |
| [02:27.320] | 不是松花，土豆！ |
| [02:30.264] | 他弄那土豆糊上泥、弄上草 |
| [02:36.168] | 诶，长得像，跟松花一样 |
| [02:39.983] | 摆那么一大堆，一块钱四个，摆个地摊 |
| [02:42.816] | 单有一个松花，有一真的，那真松花，打开咯，让你看看 |
| [02:47.768] | 糖心、糖心大松花，拿这个做样子 |
| [02:52.089] | 谁也不买这个，挂着土啊，刮风、草棍儿，乱七八糟挺脏的，谁要这个 |
| [02:56.472] | 要那没磕开的，要那整的 |
| [02:58.751] | 还有这假花哨脖子、假内行蹲着还挑呢 |
| [03:03.328] | 一块钱四个四个还挑 |
| [03:06.728] | 掂掂分量，哪个沉、分量大、糖心儿烧得透 |
| [03:12.232] | 掂掂吧—— |
| [03:14.480] | 哪个分量沉，哪个土豆个儿大 |
| [03:16.824] | 买回家去喝酒喝酒啃土豆吧 |
| [03:21.464] | 我还上过当呢，我可不买松花，我没买松花 |
| [03:26.288] | 海河广场那儿 |
| [03:30.032] | 诶我早晨在那遛弯挺清净 |
| [03:32.088] | 早晨我爱起早啊，没吃早点 |
| [03:34.231] | 我瞧俩小伙子卖点心，卖蛋糕 |
| [03:37.904] | 过来合着点心匣子推着小车 |
| [03:40.744] | “干净，漂亮!” |
| [03:41.896] | 嗬！锃光瓦亮,玻璃镜擦得正亮的 |
| [03:45.585] | 我一瞧挺好，卖蛋糕，大块槽糕 |
| [03:49.747] | “一毛一块一毛一块啊，大块槽糕，槽糕一毛钱一块啊” |
| [03:54.776] | 我又没吃早点 |
| [03:56.832] | 瞧，干净啊 |
| [04:00.232] | 嗬，玻璃盒子点心匣子擦的锃光瓦亮啊 |
| [04:03.233] | “多少钱？” |
| [04:04.506] | “一毛一块一毛...” |
| [04:05.393] | 他也不看我，你问他，他不对脸他不跟你对眼 |
| [04:07.576] | “多少钱？” |
| [04:08.794] | 他不看你 |
| [04:10.248] | “一毛一块一毛一块！” |
| [04:11.808] | 我一瞧多大块啊—— |
| [04:15.673] | 你看我这你瞧我这儿两拳头没有，这两拳头搁一块儿，都这么大，这么大一块。 |
| [04:23.544] | 我一瞅，我这饭量，我一顿饭也吃不了这一个啊 |
| [04:30.248] | 嗬！这可便宜，没吃着，诶来一块 |
| [04:35.368] | 我一掏掏出一两毛的来，诶两毛，来两块吧 |
| [04:40.665] | 吃一块我说 |
| [04:42.704] | “您受累找一点纸，来一点纸给我包上，包一块吧我拿家吃去。” |
| [04:45.976] | “好行行！” |
| [04:47.560] | 两毛钱拿过去了，把玻璃盒子点心拿出来了 |
| [04:50.664] | “行行先吃着先吃着” |
| [04:52.754] | 这两手指头捏着这个点心 |
| [04:55.424] | “给、给、给！先吃着、包着这块，给给！” |
| [04:58.808] | 我接过来一瞧—— |
| [05:01.344] | 贰分那个钢蹦儿您见过吗？薄厚，大小，这槽糕跟那钢板差不多 |
| [05:14.296] | “这…这多少钱？” |
| [05:18.697] | “一毛一块！” |
| [05:20.376] | “这个呢...这大块呢？” |
| [05:23.696] | “都一样都一样！” |
| [05:24.592] | “都一样那您给我拿这个？” |
| [05:27.530] | 拿出来这个，就这么点，搁回去，又这么大——我一瞧，玻璃盒子是显微镜！放大了 |
| [05:40.491] | 我有个表弟，我表弟啊姓穆，叫穆翔凤，大概有认得他的，饭馆业的穆翔凤，我表弟 |
| [05:53.448] | 机灵，聪明，一来就劝我 |
| [05:56.376] | “三哥，别找便宜啊，看着便宜的东西别买啊——看街上卖人参的，七块钱吉林野山人参，七块钱一个，别买，假的啊——香菜根子啊！香菜根子，别买啊。” |
| [06:07.417] | “车站看见卖戒指的、金戒箍儿，金戒指，别买啊，别看可怜！三哥，注意啊。” |
| [06:19.144] | “哪位行行好啊，哪位行行好啊？帮我点忙吧，我钱包丢啦，买不了车票啦，买我这金戒指啊，五十块钱呐！帮帮忙吧，买我这金戒指吧。” |
| [06:34.536] | “买吧，谁买谁上当。他不是，铜的啊!就一铜圈。” |
| [06:38.280] | 我说您甭说，我懂，我也不要这便宜，我也不戴金戒指，就是真金的卖我我也不要。我根本也不戴那玩意儿 |
| [06:46.944] | 我表弟怎么样？翔凤 |
| [06:48.752] | 聪明、机灵！怎么样了呢？上当了，也上当了 |
| [06:55.616] | 我表弟早晨遛弯，胖啊，他比我胖 |
| [06:59.474] | 大胖子，爱洗澡，每天都得到澡堂子热水池，最热的那池子，他得躺那里烫 |
| [07:07.608] | 哎呀烫。身上的都泡红了、泡紫了，他才美 |
| [07:12.641] | 要不他身上刺痒，到家睡不着觉啊！他不烫好他睡不着觉啊 |
| [07:17.161] | 天天诶就得非得烫美了到家才睡 |
| [07:20.568] | 早晨遛弯呢，就看见菜市那，就那个那个长春道菜市那 |
| [07:25.984] | 有一小伙子，推着一盒，推着一盒干嘛呢，吆喝呢 |
| [07:31.840] | “带零钱的算来着了啊！五毛钱一份啊，吗玩意儿——家传秘方儿、家传秘方儿，专制皮肤病——长疖子、长疮、皮肤痒痒身上刺挠了，用我家传秘方儿，不管事不灵，退你五毛钱，五毛钱一份！看看不多了啊” |
| [07:59.664] | 拿出来了，拿出来这么大一个塑料兜透明的塑料兜。 |
| [08:05.915] | 里边呢是一个锡纸的包。锡纸呢就那个咱们抽烟卷烟卷的那个包。塑料兜里装了个包 |
| [08:14.232] | “五毛钱，五毛钱一份。” |
| [08:16.032] | 还有翘托的 |
| [08:17.808] | “来、来、来十包、来十包。” |
| [08:19.722] | “十包不卖您呐，十包不卖，每人最多买两包，我不多了，百来十包，家传秘方儿！有买的吗，五毛钱！每位只买一包” |
| [08:36.236] | 表弟想，专治身上刺痒，这可不灵管退 |
| [08:38.315] | “哎来五毛，来一包来一包” |
| [08:39.771] | 买一包拿家去了，这一天正好没洗澡晚上躺着睡觉 |
| [08:46.587] | 睡不着啊，身上痒痒，刺挠。哎呦，着急，睡不着觉 |
| [08:50.994] | 想起来了，想起来家传秘方来了 |
| [08:53.395] | 打抽屉里头把这包拿出来了，拿剪子把这口搅开了，把这锡纸包，拿出来了 |
| [09:01.491] | 就那烟卷纸，锡纸 |
| [09:03.443] | 打开一看什么呢，一白纸包 |
| [09:09.067] | 哟，白纸包又打开一瞧什么呢，还是一白纸包 |
| [09:13.502] | 哟，又打开，又是一白纸包，越着急，越着急身上越刺痒—— |
| [09:21.275] | “这家传秘方儿吗玩意儿这里头？” |
| [09:25.388] | 打开最后这个白纸包儿啊，里面是一小纸条儿，打开纸条儿一看啊，上面写俩字儿—— |
| [09:32.019] | “挠挠” |
| [00:00.000] | jia chuan mi fang er |
| [00:00.864] | e... wei zeng xue yi xian xue li ma. wei shi me shang tai xian ju ge gong jing ge li ne? |
| [00:06.264] | zhe bu shi de zui shui le, ying dang de zhe yang |
| [00:11.024] | li yi lian chi guo zhi si wei si wei bu zhang guo nai mie wang |
| [00:15.272] | zuo mai mai ye shi zhe yang a wei shi me yao" huan ying gu ke"" gu ke nin hao" |
| [00:20.503] | gan ma ne, li mao me, rang gu ke gao xing me, shang dian hai zhe yang me |
| [00:25.608] | ni bu guan zen me yang er, fu wu tai du duo hao er |
| [00:29.248] | de zhu yi yi yang zui yao jin de, dong xi de hao, huo zhen jia shi |
| [00:36.815] | bu pian ren bu meng ren gu ke bu chi kui, zhe yang cai dui |
| [00:43.520] | ei, ming yu ma |
| [00:46.937] | zuo mai mai, shang ye zhu yao de xin yong di yi |
| [00:50.800] | zuo mai mai you mei you pian ren de? |
| [00:53.080] | you a, bu shi mei you |
| [00:54.423] | zan men zai jie shang kan jian guo |
| [00:56.015] | na mai... zhe na ge ge ti hu ge ti hu bu yi yang zan men de ba ta fen qing ge |
| [01:01.728] | ge ti hu you zhao an shi jiao shui bu pian ren, ta bu gan pian ren |
| [01:10.712] | ta quan jia da xiao zhi zhe chi fan, ta de zheng qian |
| [01:14.665] | jin er pian ren ming er hai gan bu gan? ta bu pian ren, bai tan, ta bu pian ren |
| [01:19.200] | jiu shi zhe zhong wu zhao de, luan ban jia, liu dong de zhe zhong zuo mai mai ni ke de zhu yi. |
| [01:25.400] | shang dang, pian ren |
| [01:27.344] | shang wan dang ni zhao bu zhao ta |
| [01:29.072] | ta jin er zai zhe er, ming er zai na |
| [01:31.399] | jin er shang wan dang ming er qu zhao ta zhe tiao jie mei ta. |
| [01:33.880] | jin er he ping qu mai, ming er ge ta gai hong qiao qu. hou tian ta you gai le he xi qu mai qu le |
| [01:38.976] | ta luan ban jia, ni zhao bu zhao, ni kan zhe pian yi |
| [01:41.624] | liang kuai qian yi ping, xiang you, duo pian yi |
| [01:44.608] | zhe me da da ping zi, yi jin xiang you, liang kuai. ni mai bu mai? |
| [01:49.359] | da kai gai r wen wen, pen er xiang |
| [01:51.816] | mai ba, mai jiu shang dang |
| [01:53.946] | jiu zhe ping zi kou zhe, ni wen, jiu zhe shi xiang you |
| [01:58.928] | di xia du shi cha shui. xia bian dou shi cha shui |
| [02:02.776] | ta yi ge se er, you qing a ta piao you zhe, you zai shang bian r a, ni kan bu chu lai |
| [02:08.304] | ze, he zhe liang kuai qian mai yi liang, yi liang xiang you |
| [02:12.008] | zhe. zhe pian ren |
| [02:13.322] | zhe ge dong xi you a bu shi mei you. mai jia ren shen, jia... song hua mian xu |
| [02:21.496] | chun jie shi hou, bai tan mai song hua |
| [02:23.935] | " yi kuai qian si ge yi kuai qian si ge, da song hua yi kuai qian si ge," |
| [02:27.320] | bu shi song hua, tu dou! |
| [02:30.264] | ta nong na tu dou hu shang ni nong shang cao |
| [02:36.168] | ei, zhang de xiang, gen song hua yi yang |
| [02:39.983] | bai na me yi da dui, yi kuai qian si ge, bai ge di tan |
| [02:42.816] | dan you yi ge song hua, you yi zhen de, na zhen song hua, da kai ge, rang ni kan kan |
| [02:47.768] | tang xin tang xin da song hua, na zhe ge zuo yang zi |
| [02:52.089] | shui ye bu mai zhe ge, gua zhe tu a, gua feng cao gun er, luan qi ba zao ting zang de, shui yao zhe ge |
| [02:56.472] | yao na mei ke kai de, yao na zheng de |
| [02:58.751] | hai you zhe jia hua shao bo zi jia nei hang dun zhe hai tiao ne |
| [03:03.328] | yi kuai qian si ge si ge hai tiao |
| [03:06.728] | dian dian fen liang, nei ge chen fen liang da tang xin er shao de tou |
| [03:12.232] | dian dian ba |
| [03:14.480] | nei ge fen liang chen, nei ge tu dou ge er da |
| [03:16.824] | mai hui jia qu he jiu he jiu ken tu dou ba |
| [03:21.464] | wo hai shang guo dang ne, wo ke bu mai song hua, wo mei mai song hua |
| [03:26.288] | hai he guang chang na er |
| [03:30.032] | ei wo zao chen zai na liu wan ting qing jing |
| [03:32.088] | zao chen wo ai qi zao a, mei chi zao dian |
| [03:34.231] | wo qiao lia xiao huo zi mai dian xin, mai dan gao |
| [03:37.904] | guo lai he zhe dian xin xia zi tui zhe xiao che |
| [03:40.744] | " gan jing, piao liang!" |
| [03:41.896] | he! zeng guang wa liang, bo li jing ca de zheng liang de |
| [03:45.585] | wo yi qiao ting hao, mai dan gao, da kuai cao gao |
| [03:49.747] | " yi mao yi kuai yi mao yi kuai a, da kuai cao gao, cao gao yi mao qian yi kuai a" |
| [03:54.776] | wo you mei chi zao dian |
| [03:56.832] | qiao, gan jing a |
| [04:00.232] | he, bo li he zi dian xin xia zi ca de zeng guang wa liang a |
| [04:03.233] | " duo shao qian?" |
| [04:04.506] | " yi mao yi kuai yi mao..." |
| [04:05.393] | ta ye bu kan wo, ni wen ta, ta bu dui lian ta bu gen ni dui yan |
| [04:07.576] | " duo shao qian?" |
| [04:08.794] | ta bu kan ni |
| [04:10.248] | " yi mao yi kuai yi mao yi kuai!" |
| [04:11.808] | wo yi qiao duo da kuai a |
| [04:15.673] | ni kan wo zhe ni qiao wo zhe er liang quan tou mei you, zhe liang quan tou ge yi kuai er, dou zhe me da, zhe me da yi kuai. |
| [04:23.544] | wo yi chou, wo zhe fan liang, wo yi dun fan ye chi bu liao zhe yi ge a |
| [04:30.248] | he! zhe ke pian yi, mei chi zhe, ei lai yi kuai |
| [04:35.368] | wo yi tao tao chu yi liang mao de lai, ei liang mao, lai liang kuai ba |
| [04:40.665] | chi yi kuai wo shuo |
| [04:42.704] | " nin shou lei zhao yi dian zhi, lai yi dian zhi gei wo bao shang, bao yi kuai ba wo na jia chi qu." |
| [04:45.976] | " hao xing xing!" |
| [04:47.560] | liang mao qian na guo qu le, ba bo li he zi dian xin na chu lai le |
| [04:50.664] | " xing xing xian chi zhe xian chi zhe" |
| [04:52.754] | zhe liang shou zhi tou nie zhe zhe ge dian xin |
| [04:55.424] | " gei gei gei! xian chi zhe bao zhe zhe kuai, gei gei!" |
| [04:58.808] | wo jie guo lai yi qiao |
| [05:01.344] | er fen na ge gang beng r nin jian guo ma? bo hou, da xiao, zhe cao gao gen na gang ban cha bu duo |
| [05:14.296] | " zhe zhe duo shao qian?" |
| [05:18.697] | " yi mao yi kuai!" |
| [05:20.376] | " zhe ge ne... zhe da kuai ne?" |
| [05:23.696] | " dou yi yang dou yi yang!" |
| [05:24.592] | " dou yi yang na nin gei wo na zhe ge?" |
| [05:27.530] | na chu lai zhe ge, jiu zhe me dian, ge hui qu, you zhe me da wo yi qiao, bo li he zi shi xian wei jing! fang da le |
| [05:40.491] | wo you ge biao di, wo biao di a xing mu, jiao mu xiang feng, da gai you ren de ta de, fan guan ye de mu xiang feng, wo biao di |
| [05:53.448] | ji ling, cong ming, yi lai jiu quan wo |
| [05:56.376] | " san ge, bie zhao pian yi a, kan zhe pian yi de dong xi bie mai a kan jie shang mai ren shen de, qi kuai qian ji lin ye shan ren shen, qi kuai qian yi ge, bie mai, jia de a xiang cai gen zi a! xiang cai gen zi, bie mai a." |
| [06:07.417] | " che zhan kan jian mai jie zhi de jin jie gu er, jin jie zhi, bie mai a, bie kan ke lian! san ge, zhu yi a." |
| [06:19.144] | " na wei xing xing hao a, na wei xing xing hao a? bang wo dian mang ba, wo qian bao diu la, mai bu liao che piao la, mai wo zhe jin jie zhi a, wu shi kuai qian na! bang bang mang ba, mai wo zhe jin jie zhi ba." |
| [06:34.536] | " mai ba, shui mai shui shang dang. ta bu shi, tong de a! jiu yi tong quan." |
| [06:38.280] | wo shuo nin beng shuo, wo dong, wo ye bu yao zhe pian yi, wo ye bu dai jin jie zhi, jiu shi zhen jin de mai wo wo ye bu yao. wo gen ben ye bu dai na wan yi er |
| [06:46.944] | wo biao di zen me yang? xiang feng |
| [06:48.752] | cong ming ji ling! zen me yang le ne? shang dang le, ye shang dang le |
| [06:55.616] | wo biao di zao chen liu wan, pang a, ta bi wo pang |
| [06:59.474] | da pang zi, ai xi zao, mei tian du de dao zao tang zi re shui chi, zui re de na chi zi, ta de tang na li tang |
| [07:07.608] | ai ya tang. shen shang de dou pao hong le pao zi le, ta cai mei |
| [07:12.641] | yao bu ta shen shang ci yang, dao jia shui bu zhao jue a! ta bu tang hao ta shui bu zhao jue a |
| [07:17.161] | tian tian ei jiu de fei dei tang mei le dao jia cai shui |
| [07:20.568] | zao chen liu wan ne, jiu kan jian cai shi na, jiu na ge na ge chang chun dao cai shi na |
| [07:25.984] | you yi xiao huo zi, tui zhe yi he, tui zhe yi he gan ma ne, yao he ne |
| [07:31.840] | " dai ling qian de suan lai zhe le a! wu mao qian yi fen a, ma wan yi er jia chuan mi fang er jia chuan mi fang er, zhuan zhi pi fu bing zhang jie zi zhang chuang pi fu yang yang shen shang ci nao le, yong wo jia chuan mi fang er, bu guan shi bu ling, tui ni wu mao qian, wu mao qian yi fen! kan kan bu duo le a" |
| [07:59.664] | na chu lai le, na chu lai zhe me da yi ge su liao dou tou ming de su liao dou. |
| [08:05.915] | li bian ne shi yi ge xi zhi de bao. xi zhi ne jiu na ge zan men chou yan juan yan juan de na ge bao. su liao dou li zhuang le ge bao |
| [08:14.232] | " wu mao qian, wu mao qian yi fen." |
| [08:16.032] | hai you qiao tuo de |
| [08:17.808] | " lai lai lai shi bao lai shi bao." |
| [08:19.722] | " shi bao bu mai nin na, shi bao bu mai, mei ren zui duo mai liang bao, wo bu duo le, bai lai shi bao, jia chuan mi fang er! you mai de ma, wu mao qian! mei wei zhi mai yi bao" |
| [08:36.236] | biao di xiang, zhuan zhi shen shang ci yang, zhe ke bu ling guan tui |
| [08:38.315] | " ai lai wu mao, lai yi bao lai yi bao" |
| [08:39.771] | mai yi bao na jia qu le, zhe yi tian zheng hao mei xi zao wan shang tang zhe shui jiao |
| [08:46.587] | shui bu zhao a, shen shang yang yang, ci nao. ai you, zhao ji, shui bu zhao jue |
| [08:50.994] | xiang qi lai le, xiang qi lai jia chuan mi fang lai le |
| [08:53.395] | da chou ti li tou ba zhe bao na chu lai le, na jian zi ba zhe kou jiao kai le, ba zhe xi zhi bao, na chu lai le |
| [09:01.491] | jiu na yan juan zhi, xi zhi |
| [09:03.443] | da kai yi kan shen me ne, yi bai zhi bao |
| [09:09.067] | yo, bai zhi bao you da kai yi qiao shen me ne, hai shi yi bai zhi bao |
| [09:13.502] | yo, you da kai, you shi yi bai zhi bao, yue zhao ji, yue zhao ji shen shang yue ci yang |
| [09:21.275] | " zhe jia chuan mi fang er ma wan yi er zhe li tou?" |
| [09:25.388] | da kai zui hou zhe ge bai zhi bao er a, li mian shi yi xiao zhi tiao er, da kai zhi tiao er yi kan a, shang mian xie lia zi er |
| [09:32.019] | " nao nao" |
| [00:00.000] | jiā chuán mì fāng ér |
| [00:00.864] | è... wèi zēng xué yì xiān xué lǐ ma. wèi shí me shàng tái xiān jū gè gōng jìng gè lǐ ne? |
| [00:06.264] | zhè bú shì dé zuì shuí le, yīng dāng de zhè yàng |
| [00:11.024] | lǐ yì lián chǐ guó zhī sì wéi sì wéi bù zhāng guó nǎi miè wáng |
| [00:15.272] | zuò mǎi mài yě shì zhè yàng a wèi shí me yào" huān yíng gù kè"" gù kè nín hǎo" |
| [00:20.503] | gàn ma ne, lǐ mào me, ràng gù kè gāo xìng me, shāng diàn hái zhè yàng me |
| [00:25.608] | nǐ bù guǎn zěn me yàng ér, fú wù tài du duō hǎo ér |
| [00:29.248] | dé zhù yì yí yàng zuì yào jǐn de, dōng xī dé hǎo, huò zhēn jià shí |
| [00:36.815] | bù piàn rén bù méng rén gù kè bù chī kuī, zhè yàng cái duì |
| [00:43.520] | éi, míng yù ma |
| [00:46.937] | zuò mǎi mài, shāng yè zhǔ yào de xìn yòng dì yī |
| [00:50.800] | zuò mǎi mài yǒu méi yǒu piàn rén de? |
| [00:53.080] | yǒu a, bú shì méi yǒu |
| [00:54.423] | zán men zài jiē shàng kàn jiàn guò |
| [00:56.015] | nà mài... zhè nà gè gè tǐ hù gè tǐ hù bù yí yàng zán men dé bǎ tā fēn qīng gē |
| [01:01.728] | gè tǐ hù yǒu zhào àn shí jiǎo shuì bù piàn rén, tā bù gǎn piàn rén |
| [01:10.712] | tā quán jiā dà xiǎo zhǐ zhè chī fàn, tā dé zhèng qián |
| [01:14.665] | jīn ér piàn rén míng ér hái gàn bù gàn? tā bù piàn rén, bǎi tān, tā bù piàn rén |
| [01:19.200] | jiù shì zhè zhǒng wú zhào de, luàn bān jiā, liú dòng de zhè zhǒng zuò mǎi mài nǐ kě dé zhù yì. |
| [01:25.400] | shàng dàng, piàn rén |
| [01:27.344] | shàng wán dāng nǐ zhǎo bu zháo tā |
| [01:29.072] | tā jīn ér zài zhè ér, míng ér zài nà |
| [01:31.399] | jīn ér shàng wán dāng míng ér qù zhǎo tā zhè tiáo jiē méi tā. |
| [01:33.880] | jīn ér hé píng qū mài, míng ér gè tā gǎi hóng qiáo qū. hòu tiān tā yòu gǎi le hé xī qū mài qù le |
| [01:38.976] | tā luàn bān jiā, nǐ zhǎo bu zháo, nǐ kàn zhe pián yí |
| [01:41.624] | liǎng kuài qián yī píng, xiāng yóu, duō pián yí |
| [01:44.608] | zhè me dà dà píng zi, yī jīn xiāng yóu, liǎng kuài. nǐ mǎi bù mǎi? |
| [01:49.359] | dǎ kāi gài r wén wén, pēn ér xiāng |
| [01:51.816] | mǎi ba, mǎi jiù shàng dàng |
| [01:53.946] | jiù zhè píng zǐ kǒu zhè, nǐ wén, jiù zhè shì xiāng yóu |
| [01:58.928] | dǐ xià dū shì chá shuǐ. xià biān dōu shì chá shuǐ |
| [02:02.776] | tā yí gè sè ér, yóu qīng a tā piāo yóu zhe, yóu zài shàng bian r a, nǐ kàn bu chū lái |
| [02:08.304] | zé, hé zhe liǎng kuài qián mǎi yī liǎng, yī liǎng xiāng yóu |
| [02:12.008] | zhè. zhè piàn rén |
| [02:13.322] | zhè gè dōng xī yǒu a bú shì méi yǒu. mài jiǎ rén shēn, jiǎ... sōng huā mián xù |
| [02:21.496] | chūn jié shí hòu, bǎi tān mài sōng huā |
| [02:23.935] | " yí kuài qián sì gè yí kuài qián sì gè, dà sōng huā yí kuài qián sì gè," |
| [02:27.320] | bú shì sōng huā, tǔ dòu! |
| [02:30.264] | tā nòng nà tǔ dòu hú shàng ní nòng shàng cǎo |
| [02:36.168] | éi, zhǎng de xiàng, gēn sōng huā yí yàng |
| [02:39.983] | bǎi nà me yī dà duī, yí kuài qián sì gè, bǎi gè dì tān |
| [02:42.816] | dān yǒu yí gè sōng huā, yǒu yī zhēn de, nà zhēn sōng huā, dǎ kāi gē, ràng nǐ kàn kàn |
| [02:47.768] | táng xīn táng xīn dà sōng huā, ná zhè gè zuò yàng zi |
| [02:52.089] | shuí yě bù mǎi zhè gè, guà zhe tǔ a, guā fēng cǎo gùn ér, luàn qī bā zāo tǐng zàng de, shuí yào zhè gè |
| [02:56.472] | yào nà méi kē kāi de, yào nà zhěng de |
| [02:58.751] | hái yǒu zhè jiǎ huā shào bó zi jiǎ nèi háng dūn zhe hái tiāo ne |
| [03:03.328] | yí kuài qián sì gè sì gè hái tiāo |
| [03:06.728] | diān diān fèn liàng, něi gè chén fèn liàng dà táng xīn ér shāo dé tòu |
| [03:12.232] | diān diān ba |
| [03:14.480] | něi gè fèn liàng chén, něi gè tǔ dòu gè ér dà |
| [03:16.824] | mǎi huí jiā qù hē jiǔ hē jiǔ kěn tǔ dòu ba |
| [03:21.464] | wǒ hái shàng guò dāng ne, wǒ kě bù mǎi sōng huā, wǒ méi mǎi sōng huā |
| [03:26.288] | hǎi hé guǎng chǎng nà ér |
| [03:30.032] | éi wǒ zǎo chén zài nà liù wān tǐng qīng jìng |
| [03:32.088] | zǎo chén wǒ ài qǐ zǎo a, méi chī zǎo diǎn |
| [03:34.231] | wǒ qiáo liǎ xiǎo huǒ zi mài diǎn xīn, mài dàn gāo |
| [03:37.904] | guò lái hé zhe diǎn xīn xiá zi tuī zhe xiǎo chē |
| [03:40.744] | " gān jìng, piào liàng!" |
| [03:41.896] | hē! zèng guāng wǎ liàng, bō lí jìng cā dé zhèng liàng de |
| [03:45.585] | wǒ yī qiáo tǐng hǎo, mài dàn gāo, dà kuài cáo gāo |
| [03:49.747] | " yī máo yí kuài yī máo yí kuài a, dà kuài cáo gāo, cáo gāo yī máo qián yí kuài a" |
| [03:54.776] | wǒ yòu méi chī zǎo diǎn |
| [03:56.832] | qiáo, gān jìng a |
| [04:00.232] | hē, bō lí hé zi diǎn xīn xiá zi cā de zèng guāng wǎ liàng a |
| [04:03.233] | " duō shǎo qián?" |
| [04:04.506] | " yī máo yí kuài yī máo..." |
| [04:05.393] | tā yě bù kàn wǒ, nǐ wèn tā, tā bú duì liǎn tā bù gēn nǐ duì yǎn |
| [04:07.576] | " duō shǎo qián?" |
| [04:08.794] | tā bù kàn nǐ |
| [04:10.248] | " yī máo yí kuài yī máo yí kuài!" |
| [04:11.808] | wǒ yī qiáo duō dà kuài a |
| [04:15.673] | nǐ kàn wǒ zhè nǐ qiáo wǒ zhè ér liǎng quán tou méi yǒu, zhè liǎng quán tou gē yí kuài ér, dōu zhè me dà, zhè me dà yí kuài. |
| [04:23.544] | wǒ yī chǒu, wǒ zhè fàn liàng, wǒ yī dùn fàn yě chī bù liǎo zhè yí gè a |
| [04:30.248] | hē! zhè kě pián yí, méi chī zhe, éi lái yí kuài |
| [04:35.368] | wǒ yī tāo tāo chū yī liǎng máo de lái, éi liǎng máo, lái liǎng kuài ba |
| [04:40.665] | chī yí kuài wǒ shuō |
| [04:42.704] | " nín shòu lěi zhǎo yì diǎn zhǐ, lái yì diǎn zhǐ gěi wǒ bāo shàng, bāo yí kuài ba wǒ ná jiā chī qù." |
| [04:45.976] | " hǎo xíng xíng!" |
| [04:47.560] | liǎng máo qián ná guò qù le, bǎ bō lí hé zi diǎn xīn ná chū lái le |
| [04:50.664] | " xíng xíng xiān chī zhe xiān chī zhe" |
| [04:52.754] | zhè liǎng shǒu zhí tou niē zhe zhè gè diǎn xīn |
| [04:55.424] | " gěi gěi gěi! xiān chī zhe bāo zhe zhè kuài, gěi gěi!" |
| [04:58.808] | wǒ jiē guò lái yī qiáo |
| [05:01.344] | èr fēn nà gè gāng bèng r nín jiàn guò ma? bó hòu, dà xiǎo, zhè cáo gāo gēn nà gāng bǎn chà bù duō |
| [05:14.296] | " zhè zhè duō shǎo qián?" |
| [05:18.697] | " yī máo yí kuài!" |
| [05:20.376] | " zhè gè ne... zhè dà kuài ne?" |
| [05:23.696] | " dōu yí yàng dōu yí yàng!" |
| [05:24.592] | " dōu yí yàng nà nín gěi wǒ ná zhè gè?" |
| [05:27.530] | ná chū lái zhè gè, jiù zhè me diǎn, gē huí qù, yòu zhè me dà wǒ yī qiáo, bō lí hé zi shì xiǎn wēi jìng! fàng dà le |
| [05:40.491] | wǒ yǒu gè biǎo dì, wǒ biǎo dì a xìng mù, jiào mù xiáng fèng, dà gài yǒu rèn de tā de, fàn guǎn yè de mù xiáng fèng, wǒ biǎo dì |
| [05:53.448] | jī líng, cōng míng, yī lái jiù quàn wǒ |
| [05:56.376] | " sān gē, bié zhǎo pián yí a, kàn zhe pián yí de dōng xī bié mǎi a kàn jiē shàng mài rén shēn de, qī kuài qián jí lín yě shān rén shēn, qī kuài qián yí gè, bié mǎi, jiǎ de a xiāng cài gēn zi a! xiāng cài gēn zi, bié mǎi a." |
| [06:07.417] | " chē zhàn kàn jiàn mài jiè zhǐ de jīn jiè gū ér, jīn jiè zhǐ, bié mǎi a, bié kàn kě lián! sān gē, zhù yì a." |
| [06:19.144] | " nǎ wèi xíng xíng hǎo a, nǎ wèi xíng xíng hǎo a? bāng wǒ diǎn máng ba, wǒ qián bāo diū la, mǎi bù liǎo chē piào la, mǎi wǒ zhè jīn jiè zhǐ a, wǔ shí kuài qián nà! bāng bāng máng ba, mǎi wǒ zhè jīn jiè zhǐ ba." |
| [06:34.536] | " mǎi ba, shuí mǎi shuí shàng dàng. tā bú shì, tóng de a! jiù yī tóng quān." |
| [06:38.280] | wǒ shuō nín béng shuō, wǒ dǒng, wǒ yě bú yào zhè pián yí, wǒ yě bù dài jīn jiè zhǐ, jiù shì zhēn jīn de mài wǒ wǒ yě bú yào. wǒ gēn běn yě bù dài nà wán yì ér |
| [06:46.944] | wǒ biǎo dì zěn me yàng? xiáng fèng |
| [06:48.752] | cōng míng jī líng! zěn me yàng le ne? shàng dàng le, yě shàng dàng le |
| [06:55.616] | wǒ biǎo dì zǎo chén liù wān, pàng a, tā bǐ wǒ pàng |
| [06:59.474] | dà pàng zi, ài xǐ zǎo, měi tiān dū dé dào zǎo táng zǐ rè shuǐ chí, zuì rè de nà chí zi, tā dé tǎng nà lǐ tàng |
| [07:07.608] | āi yā tàng. shēn shàng de dōu pào hóng le pào zǐ le, tā cái měi |
| [07:12.641] | yào bù tā shēn shàng cì yáng, dào jiā shuì bù zháo jué a! tā bù tàng hǎo tā shuì bù zháo jué a |
| [07:17.161] | tiān tiān éi jiù dé fēi děi tàng měi le dào jiā cái shuì |
| [07:20.568] | zǎo chén liù wān ne, jiù kàn jiàn cài shì nà, jiù nà gè nà gè cháng chūn dào cài shì nà |
| [07:25.984] | yǒu yī xiǎo huǒ zi, tuī zhe yī hé, tuī zhe yī hé gàn ma ne, yāo he ne |
| [07:31.840] | " dài líng qián de suàn lái zhe le a! wǔ máo qián yī fèn a, ma wán yì ér jiā chuán mì fāng ér jiā chuán mì fāng ér, zhuān zhì pí fū bìng zhǎng jiē zǐ zhǎng chuāng pí fū yǎng yǎng shēn shàng cì náo le, yòng wǒ jiā chuán mì fāng ér, bù guǎn shì bù líng, tuì nǐ wǔ máo qián, wǔ máo qián yī fèn! kàn kàn bù duō le a" |
| [07:59.664] | ná chū lái le, ná chū lái zhè me dà yí gè sù liào dōu tòu míng de sù liào dōu. |
| [08:05.915] | lǐ biān ne shì yí gè xī zhǐ de bāo. xī zhǐ ne jiù nà gè zán men chōu yān juàn yān juàn de nà gè bāo. sù liào dōu lǐ zhuāng le gè bāo |
| [08:14.232] | " wǔ máo qián, wǔ máo qián yī fèn." |
| [08:16.032] | hái yǒu qiào tuō de |
| [08:17.808] | " lái lái lái shí bāo lái shí bāo." |
| [08:19.722] | " shí bāo bù mài nín nà, shí bāo bù mài, měi rén zuì duō mǎi liǎng bāo, wǒ bù duō le, bǎi lái shí bāo, jiā chuán mì fāng ér! yǒu mǎi de ma, wǔ máo qián! měi wèi zhǐ mǎi yī bāo" |
| [08:36.236] | biǎo dì xiǎng, zhuān zhì shēn shàng cì yáng, zhè kě bù líng guǎn tuì |
| [08:38.315] | " āi lái wǔ máo, lái yī bāo lái yī bāo" |
| [08:39.771] | mǎi yī bāo ná jiā qù le, zhè yì tiān zhèng hǎo méi xǐ zǎo wǎn shàng tǎng zhe shuì jiào |
| [08:46.587] | shuì bù zháo a, shēn shàng yǎng yǎng, cì náo. āi yōu, zháo jí, shuì bù zháo jué |
| [08:50.994] | xiǎng qǐ lái le, xiǎng qǐ lái jiā chuán mì fāng lái le |
| [08:53.395] | dǎ chōu tì lǐ tou bǎ zhè bāo ná chū lái le, ná jiǎn zi bǎ zhè kǒu jiǎo kāi le, bǎ zhè xī zhǐ bāo, ná chū lái le |
| [09:01.491] | jiù nà yān juàn zhǐ, xī zhǐ |
| [09:03.443] | dǎ kāi yī kàn shén me ne, yī bái zhǐ bāo |
| [09:09.067] | yō, bái zhǐ bāo yòu dǎ kāi yī qiáo shén me ne, hái shì yī bái zhǐ bāo |
| [09:13.502] | yō, yòu dǎ kāi, yòu shì yī bái zhǐ bāo, yuè zháo jí, yuè zháo jí shēn shàng yuè cì yáng |
| [09:21.275] | " zhè jiā chuán mì fāng ér ma wán yì ér zhè lǐ tou?" |
| [09:25.388] | dǎ kāi zuì hòu zhè gè bái zhǐ bāo ér a, lǐ miàn shì yī xiǎo zhǐ tiáo ér, dǎ kāi zhǐ tiáo ér yī kàn a, shàng miàn xiě liǎ zì ér |
| [09:32.019] | " náo náo" |
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