| [00:00.536] | 马：相声是曲艺形式之一 |
| [00:03.438] | 黄：对 |
| [00:04.638] | 马：各个曲种、剧种，文艺形式很多 |
| [00:07.602] | 黄：是啊 |
| [00:08.682] | 马：它的观众也很多 |
| [00:09.986] | 黄：哎 |
| [00:10.671] | 马：观众有的呢喜欢听唱的， |
| [00:12.375] | 黄：对 |
| [00:13.343] | 马：有的喜欢听说的 |
| [00:14.309] | 黄：各有所好 |
| [00:15.195] | 马：各种文艺形式都有它的观众 |
| [00:17.324] | 黄：是是是 |
| [00:18.249] | 马：这就跟吃东西似的 |
| [00:19.347] | 黄：啊 |
| [00:20.458] | 马：跟吃东西一样 |
| [00:21.496] | 黄：怎么呢？ |
| [00:22.444] | 马：一人一口味呀：南甜、北咸、东辣、西酸。 |
| [00:28.054] | 黄：好吃什么都有 |
| [00:29.355] | 马：是不是？这是就地区而论 |
| [00:31.625] | 黄：是啊 |
| [00:32.800] | 马：其实，就是一地方人口味也不一样 |
| [00:37.734] | 黄：那是 |
| [00:38.728] | 马：比如咱俩吧，不一样 |
| [00:40.726] | 黄：是吗？ |
| [00:41.726] | 马：咱都一地方人——天津人。你喜欢吃咸， |
| [00:46.209] | 黄：对， |
| [00:47.467] | 马：我喜欢吃甜。 |
| [00:50.377] | 马：他吃早点吧，吃什么啊：豆浆，再不喝豆汁， |
| [00:56.592] | 黄：对 |
| [00:57.425] | 马：喝豆腐脑，吃油条，烧饼。 |
| [01:02.038] | 黄：对 |
| [01:02.867] | 马：茶鸡蛋。爱吃咸。 |
| [01:04.835] | 黄：是 |
| [01:05.973] | 马：我不介，我爱吃甜。 |
| [01:08.155] | 黄：爱吃甜 |
| [01:09.131] | 马：喝牛奶啊，喝个小豆粥啊。 |
| [01:12.576] | 黄：对 |
| [01:13.699] | 马：吃面包，饼干，糖烧饼啊。都是甜食。 |
| [01:17.374] | 黄：爱吃甜 |
| [01:18.706] | 马：对。 |
| [01:19.446] | 马：最爱吃的就是点心 |
| [01:21.164] | 黄：喜欢吃点心 |
| [01:22.306] | 马：点心，什么叫大八件、小八件、芙蓉糕、萨其玛……吃起来没够。 |
| [01:28.032] | 黄：爱吃 |
| [01:29.959] | 马：可得分什么地方的，不是所有的点心我都爱吃。 |
| [01:34.867] | 黄：是吗？ |
| [01:35.758] | 马：北京的点心，天津的点心，我爱吃。有的地方点心不行 |
| [01:43.900] | 黄：那您说说哪儿的点心不行啊 |
| [01:48.268] | 马：哪儿的点心不行？那回去再说吧。 |
| [01:53.394] | 马：反正有这么一个地方，他的点心质量差。 |
| [01:55.796] | 黄：哦 |
| [01:56.639] | 马：有这么个事嘛。有一回呀，我出差出差去外地，临时有事，我坐长途汽车回来 |
| [02:11.179] | 马：这个汽车跟咱们市内这个车不一样 |
| [02:14.188] | 黄：怎么不一样啊？ |
| [02:15.049] | 马：市内的车，来一辆上满了走，再来一辆。一辆跟一辆。它不价 |
| [02:23.093] | 黄：它怎么着？ |
| [02:24.105] | 马：长途有钟点，一点十分一趟，两点二十一趟，三点半一趟，他论钟点。 |
| [02:32.226] | 黄：一个多小时一趟。 |
| [02:33.270] | 马：我买完票，一瞧，还差五十多分钟。 |
| [02:36.953] | 黄：早着呐 |
| [02:38.942] | 马：我得带点吃的呀 |
| [02:40.147] | 黄：对，车上没餐厅。 |
| [02:41.740] | 马：对，溜达溜达。看看街上有卖什么吃的没有。一瞧，炸大果子饼 |
| [02:49.638] | 黄：这行 |
| [02:50.621] | 马：这怎么带？油油烘烘，托着？上汽车，没法带。 |
| [02:55.855] | 黄：对 |
| [02:56.939] | 马：有豆腐脑，现在又不饿，这阵吃点儿，吃不下去。带着，没法拿。 |
| [03:03.537] | 黄：看看别的 |
| [03:04.372] | 马：往前溜达，一瞧路北有一商店。 |
| [03:09.887] | 黄：哦 |
| [03:11.009] | 马：什么商店？看不出来，“综合商店” |
| [03:20.150] | 马：四间门脸儿，进去一瞧，嚯，东西真多 |
| [03:24.432] | 黄：都什么？ |
| [03:25.200] 马：满地都是东西，电冰箱，洗衣机，缝纫机，自行车，水缸，铁锅。什么都有，[03:35.200] 靠东边这一列啊，什么呀，日用百货，呢绒布匹。靠西边这边呢，马具，什么笼[03:45.200] | 头，嚼子，马鞍子，套包子，挂着。 |
| [03:50.610] | 黄：这是农村 |
| [03:51.788] | 马：挨着马具是农具：三齿，四齿，划拉子，镰刀，乱七八糟都有。 |
| [03:57.844] | 黄：什么都有 |
| [03:58.714] | 马：挨着农具的是油盐酱醋：虾酱，酱豆腐，是这个。 |
| [04:04.415] | 黄：嗯好 |
| [04:05.251] | 马：北边这一溜，烟酒，罐头，糖果，糕点。 |
| [04:10.534] | 黄：好 |
| [04:11.787] | 马：我一想，糕点合适， |
| [04:13.718] | 黄：爱吃嘛 |
| [04:15.103] | 马：我最爱吃甜的 |
| [04:16.071] | 黄：对 |
| [04:17.101] | 马：买点心。买什么点心？ |
| [04:19.577] | 黄：买什么？ |
| [04:20.418] | 马：买……槽子糕，槽子糕合适。 |
| [04:24.288] | 黄：软和，行 |
| [04:25.355] | 马：他不叫渴呀，不用水。 |
| [04:27.890] | 马：我说：‘同志，您给来一斤槽子糕’ |
| [04:30.588] | 马：‘好一斤槽子糕’ |
| [04:32.433] | 马：搁那个磅上，幺完了。在这玻璃柜台上铺两张纸，把那槽子糕往上一倒。 |
| [04:38.894] | kuakuakua |
| [04:41.761] | 马：听这声，不成，这不行，太干了。这一咬kakakaka得这样呀。 |
| [04:50.876] | 马：我说：‘同志，咱换换行吗？这槽子糕实在是吃不了，您看我来点别的’ |
| [04:56.077] | 马：‘行，换，可以换’ |
| [04:57.804] | 黄：态度还挺好 |
| [04:58.820] | 马：换什么呢？换饼干？ |
| [05:00.447] | 黄：更干了 |
| [05:01.122] | 马：饼干也不行。油茶面？也不行。我一瞧尽头啊，有那么一箱子 |
| [05:06.663] | 黄：什么？（尽头，渣都没掉，这都伏笔哇） |
| [05:07.821] | 马：核桃酥。六个一摞，六个一摞，码的挺齐。连渣都没掉。准是新到的 |
| [05:15.506] | 黄：好，新鲜 |
| [05:17.980] | 马：我说：‘您给幺一斤核桃酥’ |
| [05:21.680] 马：幺完了，拿纸包好。我给完钱，我拿着这纸包就出来了。一迈门槛儿，那儿立[05:30.680] | 着一铁锨把儿，没注意，绊了我一下，差点摔一跟头，亏了我腿脚利索，没摔着。 |
| [05:38.599] | 黄：好 |
| [05:39.568] | 马：俩手一挤，坏了。 |
| [05:41.048] | 黄：怎么了？ |
| [05:42.229] | 马：点心包破了，核桃酥打里出来一块。出来了，掉地下了。掉地下可不是平着掉 |
| [05:50.712] | 黄：怎么掉？ |
| [05:51.877] | 立着掉 |
| [05:54.707] | 马：掉地下没站住，骨碌到马路当间儿去了 |
| [05:58.737] | 黄：滚跑了 |
| [06:00.224] | 马：到当间儿，biaji躺下了 |
| [06:02.244] | 黄：你看 |
| [06:03.354] 马：我刚要过去把它捡回来，来一辆大马车。这大马车，guaguagua。快呀，就看[06:08.354] | 那大胶皮轱辘，压过去了。 |
| [06:13.227] | 黄：完了 |
| [06:14.261] | 马：我心说完了，这核桃酥变油茶面了 |
| [06:16.487] | 黄：那可不 |
| [06:17.879] | 马：车过去我一瞧，没碎。 |
| [06:26.455] | 黄：没碎 |
| [06:27.623] | 马：进地里边去了，跟地一边平。 |
| [06:30.469] | 黄：嘿，镶里块瓷砖。 |
| [06:34.184] | 马：你要说它碎了，咱就不要了。对不对？可惜了这东西，别糟践了。 |
| [06:40.015] | 黄：对 |
| [06:41.126] | 马：把它扣出来，旁边倒是有缝。手指头顸，伸不进去。 |
| [06:47.449] | 黄：那哪儿行啊？ |
| [06:48.500] | 马：抠不上劲。哎呀，找个硬家伙。一瞧，有冰糕的棍 |
| [06:54.423] | 黄：哦 |
| [06:55.910] | 马：捡一根，找一干净的 |
| [06:58.758] | 对，干净点儿的……唆啦的更仔细 |
| [07:02.439] | 马：顺边儿那缝，插进去，这么一撬，“嘎巴”。折了。 |
| [07:06.378] | 黄：呦 |
| [07:08.045] | 马：没劲，来两根，俩一块儿，“嘎巴”。还是折。 |
| [07:13.785] | 黄：完了 |
| [07:15.179] | 马：得找个铁通条，硬家伙 |
| [07:17.862] | 黄：对呀 |
| [07:19.100] | 马：正那儿着急，这一功夫，打综合商店又出来一人，托着这么一个牛皮纸兜。 |
| [07:28.248] | 马：‘怎么回事？’ |
| [07:29.285] | 马：我：‘你看，进去了，抠不出来了’ |
| [07:32.009] | 马：‘那行啊？瞧我的。’ |
| [07:34.335] 马：把这纸兜放地下，我一瞧里边，也是点心。拿手在里边，拨弄来，拨弄去，找[07:40.335] | 来这么一个，挺长挺细的这么一根江米条来。 |
| [07:45.144] | 马：顺那缝插进去。嘣，出来了。 |
| [00:00.536] | ma: xiang sheng shi qu yi xing shi zhi yi |
| [00:03.438] | huang: dui |
| [00:04.638] | ma: ge ge qu zhong ju zhong, wen yi xing shi hen duo |
| [00:07.602] | huang: shi a |
| [00:08.682] | ma: ta de guan zhong ye hen duo |
| [00:09.986] | huang: ai |
| [00:10.671] | ma: guan zhong you de ne xi huan ting chang de, |
| [00:12.375] | huang: dui |
| [00:13.343] | ma: you de xi huan ting shuo de |
| [00:14.309] | huang: ge you suo hao |
| [00:15.195] | ma: ge zhong wen yi xing shi dou you ta de guan zhong |
| [00:17.324] | huang: shi shi shi |
| [00:18.249] | ma: zhe jiu gen chi dong xi shi de |
| [00:19.347] | huang: a |
| [00:20.458] | ma: gen chi dong xi yi yang |
| [00:21.496] | huang: zen me ne? |
| [00:22.444] | ma: yi ren yi kou wei ya: nan tian bei xian dong la xi suan. |
| [00:28.054] | huang: hao chi shen me dou you |
| [00:29.355] | ma: shi bu shi? zhe shi jiu di qu er lun |
| [00:31.625] | huang: shi a |
| [00:32.800] | ma: qi shi, jiu shi yi di fang ren kou wei ye bu yi yang |
| [00:37.734] | huang: na shi |
| [00:38.728] | ma: bi ru zan lia ba, bu yi yang |
| [00:40.726] | huang: shi ma? |
| [00:41.726] | ma: zan dou yi di fang ren tian jin ren. ni xi huan chi xian, |
| [00:46.209] | huang: dui, |
| [00:47.467] | ma: wo xi huan chi tian. |
| [00:50.377] | ma: ta chi zao dian ba, chi shen me a: dou jiang, zai bu he dou zhi, |
| [00:56.592] | huang: dui |
| [00:57.425] | ma: he dou fu nao, chi you tiao, shao bing. |
| [01:02.038] | huang: dui |
| [01:02.867] | ma: cha ji dan. ai chi xian. |
| [01:04.835] | huang: shi |
| [01:05.973] | ma: wo bu jie, wo ai chi tian. |
| [01:08.155] | huang: ai chi tian |
| [01:09.131] | ma: he niu nai a, he ge xiao dou zhou a. |
| [01:12.576] | huang: dui |
| [01:13.699] | ma: chi mian bao, bing gan, tang shao bing a. dou shi tian shi. |
| [01:17.374] | huang: ai chi tian |
| [01:18.706] | ma: dui. |
| [01:19.446] | ma: zui ai chi de jiu shi dian xin |
| [01:21.164] | huang: xi huan chi dian xin |
| [01:22.306] | ma: dian xin, shen me jiao da ba jian xiao ba jian fu rong gao sa qi ma chi qi lai mei gou. |
| [01:28.032] | huang: ai chi |
| [01:29.959] | ma: ke de fen shen me di fang de, bu shi suo you de dian xin wo dou ai chi. |
| [01:34.867] | huang: shi ma? |
| [01:35.758] | ma: bei jing de dian xin, tian jin de dian xin, wo ai chi. you de di fang dian xin bu xing |
| [01:43.900] | huang: na nin shuo shuo na er de dian xin bu xing a |
| [01:48.268] | ma: na er de dian xin bu xing? na hui qu zai shuo ba. |
| [01:53.394] | ma: fan zheng you zhe me yi ge di fang, ta de dian xin zhi liang cha. |
| [01:55.796] | huang: o |
| [01:56.639] | ma: you zhe me ge shi ma. you yi hui ya, wo chu chai chu chai qu wai di, lin shi you shi, wo zuo chang tu qi che hui lai |
| [02:11.179] | ma: zhe ge qi che gen zan men shi nei zhe ge che bu yi yang |
| [02:14.188] | huang: zen me bu yi yang a? |
| [02:15.049] | ma: shi nei de che, lai yi liang shang man le zou, zai lai yi liang. yi liang gen yi liang. ta bu jie |
| [02:23.093] | huang: ta zen me zhao? |
| [02:24.105] | ma: chang tu you zhong dian, yi dian shi fen yi tang, liang dian er shi yi tang, san dian ban yi tang, ta lun zhong dian. |
| [02:32.226] | huang: yi ge duo xiao shi yi tang. |
| [02:33.270] | ma: wo mai wan piao, yi qiao, hai cha wu shi duo fen zhong. |
| [02:36.953] | huang: zao zhe na |
| [02:38.942] | ma: wo de dai dian chi de ya |
| [02:40.147] | huang: dui, che shang mei can ting. |
| [02:41.740] | ma: dui, liu da liu da. kan kan jie shang you mai shen me chi de mei you. yi qiao, zha da guo zi bing |
| [02:49.638] | huang: zhe xing |
| [02:50.621] | ma: zhe zen me dai? you you hong hong, tuo zhe? shang qi che, mei fa dai. |
| [02:55.855] | huang: dui |
| [02:56.939] | ma: you dou fu nao, xian zai you bu e, zhe zhen chi dian er, chi bu xia qu. dai zhe, mei fa na. |
| [03:03.537] | huang: kan kan bie de |
| [03:04.372] | ma: wang qian liu da, yi qiao lu bei you yi shang dian. |
| [03:09.887] | huang: o |
| [03:11.009] | ma: shen me shang dian? kan bu chu lai," zong he shang dian" |
| [03:20.150] | ma: si jian men lian er, jin qu yi qiao, huo, dong xi zhen duo |
| [03:24.432] | huang: dou shen me? |
| [03:25.200] 马：满地都是东西，电冰箱，洗衣机，缝纫机，自行车，水缸，铁锅。什么都有，[03:35.200] 靠东边这一列啊，什么呀，日用百货，呢绒布匹。靠西边这边呢，马具，什么笼[03:45.200] | tou, jiao zi, ma an zi, tao bao zi, gua zhe. |
| [03:50.610] | huang: zhe shi nong cun |
| [03:51.788] | ma: ai zhe ma ju shi nong ju: san chi, si chi, hua la zi, lian dao, luan qi ba zao dou you. |
| [03:57.844] | huang: shen me dou you |
| [03:58.714] | ma: ai zhe nong ju de shi you yan jiang cu: xia jiang, jiang dou fu, shi zhe ge. |
| [04:04.415] | huang: hao |
| [04:05.251] | ma: bei bian zhe yi liu, yan jiu, guan tou, tang guo, gao dian. |
| [04:10.534] | huang: hao |
| [04:11.787] | ma: wo yi xiang, gao dian he shi, |
| [04:13.718] | huang: ai chi ma |
| [04:15.103] | ma: wo zui ai chi tian de |
| [04:16.071] | huang: dui |
| [04:17.101] | ma: mai dian xin. mai shen me dian xin? |
| [04:19.577] | huang: mai shen me? |
| [04:20.418] | ma: mai cao zi gao, cao zi gao he shi. |
| [04:24.288] | huang: ruan huo, xing |
| [04:25.355] | ma: ta bu jiao ke ya, bu yong shui. |
| [04:27.890] | ma: wo shuo:' tong zhi, nin gei lai yi jin cao zi gao' |
| [04:30.588] | ma:' hao yi jin cao zi gao' |
| [04:32.433] | ma: ge na ge bang shang, yao wan le. zai zhe bo li gui tai shang pu liang zhang zhi, ba na cao zi gao wang shang yi dao. |
| [04:38.894] | kuakuakua |
| [04:41.761] | ma: ting zhe sheng, bu cheng, zhe bu xing, tai gan le. zhe yi yao kakakaka de zhe yang ya. |
| [04:50.876] | ma: wo shuo:' tong zhi, zan huan huan hang ma? zhe cao zi gao shi zai shi chi bu liao, nin kan wo lai dian bie de' |
| [04:56.077] | ma:' xing, huan, ke yi huan' |
| [04:57.804] | huang: tai du hai ting hao |
| [04:58.820] | ma: huan shen me ne? huan bing gan? |
| [05:00.447] | huang: geng gan le |
| [05:01.122] | ma: bing gan ye bu xing. you cha mian? ye bu xing. wo yi qiao jin tou a, you na me yi xiang zi |
| [05:06.663] | huang: shen me? jin tou, zha dou mei diao, zhe dou fu bi wa |
| [05:07.821] | ma: he tao su. liu ge yi luo, liu ge yi luo, ma de ting qi. lian zha dou mei diao. zhun shi xin dao de |
| [05:15.506] | huang: hao, xin xian |
| [05:17.980] | ma: wo shuo:' nin gei yao yi jin he tao su' |
| [05:21.680] 马：幺完了，拿纸包好。我给完钱，我拿着这纸包就出来了。一迈门槛儿，那儿立[05:30.680] | zhe yi tie xian ba er, mei zhu yi, ban le wo yi xia, cha dian shuai yi gen tou, kui le wo tui jiao li suo, mei shuai zhe. |
| [05:38.599] | huang: hao |
| [05:39.568] | ma: lia shou yi ji, huai le. |
| [05:41.048] | huang: zen me le? |
| [05:42.229] | ma: dian xin bao po le, he tao su da li chu lai yi kuai. chu lai le, diao di xia le. diao di xia ke bu shi ping zhe diao |
| [05:50.712] | huang: zen me diao? |
| [05:51.877] | li zhe diao |
| [05:54.707] | ma: diao di xia mei zhan zhu, gu lu dao ma lu dang jian er qu le |
| [05:58.737] | huang: gun pao le |
| [06:00.224] | ma: dao dang jian er, biaji tang xia le |
| [06:02.244] | huang: ni kan |
| [06:03.354] 马：我刚要过去把它捡回来，来一辆大马车。这大马车，guaguagua。快呀，就看[06:08.354] | na da jiao pi gu lu, ya guo qu le. |
| [06:13.227] | huang: wan le |
| [06:14.261] | ma: wo xin shuo wan le, zhe he tao su bian you cha mian le |
| [06:16.487] | huang: na ke bu |
| [06:17.879] | ma: che guo qu wo yi qiao, mei sui. |
| [06:26.455] | huang: mei sui |
| [06:27.623] | ma: jin di li bian qu le, gen di yi bian ping. |
| [06:30.469] | huang: hei, xiang li kuai ci zhuan. |
| [06:34.184] | ma: ni yao shuo ta sui le, zan jiu bu yao le. dui bu dui? ke xi le zhe dong xi, bie zao jian le. |
| [06:40.015] | huang: dui |
| [06:41.126] | ma: ba ta kou chu lai, pang bian dao shi you feng. shou zhi tou han, shen bu jin qu. |
| [06:47.449] | huang: na na er xing a? |
| [06:48.500] | ma: kou bu shang jin. ai ya, zhao ge ying jia huo. yi qiao, you bing gao de gun |
| [06:54.423] | huang: o |
| [06:55.910] | ma: jian yi gen, zhao yi gan jing de |
| [06:58.758] | dui, gan jing dian er de suo la de geng zi xi |
| [07:02.439] | ma: shun bian er na feng, cha jin qu, zhe me yi qiao," ga ba". zhe le. |
| [07:06.378] | huang: you |
| [07:08.045] | ma: mei jin, lai liang gen, lia yi kuai er," ga ba". hai shi zhe. |
| [07:13.785] | huang: wan le |
| [07:15.179] | ma: de zhao ge tie tong tiao, ying jia huo |
| [07:17.862] | huang: dui ya |
| [07:19.100] | ma: zheng na er zhao ji, zhe yi gong fu, da zong he shang dian you chu lai yi ren, tuo zhe zhe me yi ge niu pi zhi dou. |
| [07:28.248] | ma:' zen me hui shi?' |
| [07:29.285] | ma: wo:' ni kan, jin qu le, kou bu chu lai le' |
| [07:32.009] | ma:' na xing a? qiao wo de.' |
| [07:34.335] 马：把这纸兜放地下，我一瞧里边，也是点心。拿手在里边，拨弄来，拨弄去，找[07:40.335] | lai zhe me yi ge, ting zhang ting xi de zhe me yi gen jiang mi tiao lai. |
| [07:45.144] | ma: shun na feng cha jin qu. beng, chu lai le. |
| [00:00.536] | mǎ: xiàng sheng shì qǔ yì xíng shì zhī yī |
| [00:03.438] | huáng: duì |
| [00:04.638] | mǎ: gè gè qǔ zhǒng jù zhǒng, wén yì xíng shì hěn duō |
| [00:07.602] | huáng: shì a |
| [00:08.682] | mǎ: tā de guān zhòng yě hěn duō |
| [00:09.986] | huáng: āi |
| [00:10.671] | mǎ: guān zhòng yǒu de ne xǐ huān tīng chàng de, |
| [00:12.375] | huáng: duì |
| [00:13.343] | mǎ: yǒu de xǐ huān tīng shuō de |
| [00:14.309] | huáng: gè yǒu suǒ hào |
| [00:15.195] | mǎ: gè zhǒng wén yì xíng shì dōu yǒu tā de guān zhòng |
| [00:17.324] | huáng: shì shì shì |
| [00:18.249] | mǎ: zhè jiù gēn chī dōng xī shì de |
| [00:19.347] | huáng: a |
| [00:20.458] | mǎ: gēn chī dōng xī yí yàng |
| [00:21.496] | huáng: zěn me ne? |
| [00:22.444] | mǎ: yī rén yī kǒu wèi ya: nán tián běi xián dōng là xī suān. |
| [00:28.054] | huáng: hǎo chī shén me dōu yǒu |
| [00:29.355] | mǎ: shì bú shì? zhè shì jiù dì qū ér lùn |
| [00:31.625] | huáng: shì a |
| [00:32.800] | mǎ: qí shí, jiù shì yī dì fāng rén kǒu wèi yě bù yí yàng |
| [00:37.734] | huáng: nà shi |
| [00:38.728] | mǎ: bǐ rú zán liǎ ba, bù yí yàng |
| [00:40.726] | huáng: shì ma? |
| [00:41.726] | mǎ: zán dōu yī dì fāng rén tiān jīn rén. nǐ xǐ huān chī xián, |
| [00:46.209] | huáng: duì, |
| [00:47.467] | mǎ: wǒ xǐ huān chī tián. |
| [00:50.377] | mǎ: tā chī zǎo diǎn ba, chī shén me a: dòu jiāng, zài bù hē dòu zhī, |
| [00:56.592] | huáng: duì |
| [00:57.425] | mǎ: hē dòu fǔ nǎo, chī yóu tiáo, shāo bǐng. |
| [01:02.038] | huáng: duì |
| [01:02.867] | mǎ: chá jī dàn. ài chī xián. |
| [01:04.835] | huáng: shì |
| [01:05.973] | mǎ: wǒ bù jiè, wǒ ài chī tián. |
| [01:08.155] | huáng: ài chī tián |
| [01:09.131] | mǎ: hē niú nǎi a, hē gè xiǎo dòu zhōu a. |
| [01:12.576] | huáng: duì |
| [01:13.699] | mǎ: chī miàn bāo, bǐng gān, táng shāo bǐng a. dōu shì tián shí. |
| [01:17.374] | huáng: ài chī tián |
| [01:18.706] | mǎ: duì. |
| [01:19.446] | mǎ: zuì ài chī de jiù shì diǎn xīn |
| [01:21.164] | huáng: xǐ huān chī diǎn xīn |
| [01:22.306] | mǎ: diǎn xīn, shén me jiào dà bā jiàn xiǎo bā jiàn fú róng gāo sà qí mǎ chī qǐ lái méi gòu. |
| [01:28.032] | huáng: ài chī |
| [01:29.959] | mǎ: kě dé fēn shén me dì fang de, bú shì suǒ yǒu de diǎn xīn wǒ dōu ài chī. |
| [01:34.867] | huáng: shì ma? |
| [01:35.758] | mǎ: běi jīng de diǎn xīn, tiān jīn de diǎn xīn, wǒ ài chī. yǒu de dì fāng diǎn xīn bù xíng |
| [01:43.900] | huáng: nà nín shuō shuō nǎ ér de diǎn xīn bù xíng a |
| [01:48.268] | mǎ: nǎ ér de diǎn xīn bù xíng? nà huí qù zài shuō ba. |
| [01:53.394] | mǎ: fǎn zhèng yǒu zhè me yí gè dì fāng, tā de diǎn xīn zhì liàng chà. |
| [01:55.796] | huáng: ó |
| [01:56.639] | mǎ: yǒu zhè me gè shì ma. yǒu yī huí ya, wǒ chū chāi chū chāi qù wài dì, lín shí yǒu shì, wǒ zuò cháng tú qì chē huí lái |
| [02:11.179] | mǎ: zhè gè qì chē gēn zán men shì nèi zhè gè chē bù yí yàng |
| [02:14.188] | huáng: zěn me bù yí yàng a? |
| [02:15.049] | mǎ: shì nèi de chē, lái yī liàng shàng mǎn le zǒu, zài lái yī liàng. yī liàng gēn yī liàng. tā bù jie |
| [02:23.093] | huáng: tā zěn me zhāo? |
| [02:24.105] | mǎ: cháng tú yǒu zhōng diǎn, yì diǎn shí fēn yī tàng, liǎng diǎn èr shí yī tàng, sān diǎn bàn yī tàng, tā lùn zhōng diǎn. |
| [02:32.226] | huáng: yí gè duō xiǎo shí yī tàng. |
| [02:33.270] | mǎ: wǒ mǎi wán piào, yī qiáo, hái chà wǔ shí duō fēn zhōng. |
| [02:36.953] | huáng: zǎo zhe nà |
| [02:38.942] | mǎ: wǒ dé dài diǎn chī de ya |
| [02:40.147] | huáng: duì, chē shàng méi cān tīng. |
| [02:41.740] | mǎ: duì, liū dá liū dá. kàn kàn jiē shàng yǒu mài shén me chī de méi yǒu. yī qiáo, zhà dà guǒ zǐ bǐng |
| [02:49.638] | huáng: zhè xíng |
| [02:50.621] | mǎ: zhè zěn me dài? yóu yóu hōng hōng, tuō zhe? shàng qì chē, méi fǎ dài. |
| [02:55.855] | huáng: duì |
| [02:56.939] | mǎ: yǒu dòu fǔ nǎo, xiàn zài yòu bù è, zhè zhèn chī diǎn ér, chī bù xià qù. dài zhe, méi fǎ ná. |
| [03:03.537] | huáng: kàn kàn bié de |
| [03:04.372] | mǎ: wǎng qián liū dá, yī qiáo lù běi yǒu yī shāng diàn. |
| [03:09.887] | huáng: ó |
| [03:11.009] | mǎ: shén me shāng diàn? kàn bu chū lái," zōng hé shāng diàn" |
| [03:20.150] | mǎ: sì jiān mén liǎn ér, jìn qù yī qiáo, huò, dōng xī zhēn duō |
| [03:24.432] | huáng: dōu shén me? |
| [03:25.200] 马：满地都是东西，电冰箱，洗衣机，缝纫机，自行车，水缸，铁锅。什么都有，[03:35.200] 靠东边这一列啊，什么呀，日用百货，呢绒布匹。靠西边这边呢，马具，什么笼[03:45.200] | tóu, jiáo zǐ, mǎ ān zǐ, tào bāo zi, guà zhe. |
| [03:50.610] | huáng: zhè shì nóng cūn |
| [03:51.788] | mǎ: āi zhe mǎ jù shì nóng jù: sān chǐ, sì chǐ, huá lā zi, lián dāo, luàn qī bā zāo dōu yǒu. |
| [03:57.844] | huáng: shén me dōu yǒu |
| [03:58.714] | mǎ: āi zhe nóng jù de shì yóu yán jiàng cù: xiā jiàng, jiàng dòu fǔ, shì zhè gè. |
| [04:04.415] | huáng: hǎo |
| [04:05.251] | mǎ: běi biān zhè yī liū, yān jiǔ, guàn tou, táng guǒ, gāo diǎn. |
| [04:10.534] | huáng: hǎo |
| [04:11.787] | mǎ: wǒ yī xiǎng, gāo diǎn hé shì, |
| [04:13.718] | huáng: ài chī ma |
| [04:15.103] | mǎ: wǒ zuì ài chī tián de |
| [04:16.071] | huáng: duì |
| [04:17.101] | mǎ: mǎi diǎn xīn. mǎi shén me diǎn xīn? |
| [04:19.577] | huáng: mǎi shén me? |
| [04:20.418] | mǎ: mǎi cáo zǐ gāo, cáo zǐ gāo hé shì. |
| [04:24.288] | huáng: ruǎn huo, xíng |
| [04:25.355] | mǎ: tā bù jiào kě ya, bù yòng shuǐ. |
| [04:27.890] | mǎ: wǒ shuō:' tóng zhì, nín gěi lái yī jīn cáo zǐ gāo' |
| [04:30.588] | mǎ:' hǎo yī jīn cáo zǐ gāo' |
| [04:32.433] | mǎ: gē nà gè bàng shàng, yāo wán le. zài zhè bō lí guì tái shàng pù liǎng zhāng zhǐ, bǎ nà cáo zǐ gāo wǎng shàng yī dào. |
| [04:38.894] | kuakuakua |
| [04:41.761] | mǎ: tīng zhè shēng, bù chéng, zhè bù xíng, tài gàn le. zhè yī yǎo kakakaka de zhè yàng ya. |
| [04:50.876] | mǎ: wǒ shuō:' tóng zhì, zán huàn huàn háng ma? zhè cáo zǐ gāo shí zài shì chī bù liǎo, nín kàn wǒ lái diǎn bié de' |
| [04:56.077] | mǎ:' xíng, huàn, kě yǐ huàn' |
| [04:57.804] | huáng: tài dù hái tǐng hǎo |
| [04:58.820] | mǎ: huàn shén me ne? huàn bǐng gān? |
| [05:00.447] | huáng: gèng gàn le |
| [05:01.122] | mǎ: bǐng gān yě bù xíng. yóu chá miàn? yě bù xíng. wǒ yī qiáo jìn tóu a, yǒu nà me yī xiāng zi |
| [05:06.663] | huáng: shén me? jìn tóu, zhā dōu méi diào, zhè dōu fú bǐ wa |
| [05:07.821] | mǎ: hé táo sū. liù ge yī luò, liù ge yī luò, mǎ de tǐng qí. lián zhā dōu méi diào. zhǔn shì xīn dào de |
| [05:15.506] | huáng: hǎo, xīn xiān |
| [05:17.980] | mǎ: wǒ shuō:' nín gěi yāo yī jīn hé táo sū' |
| [05:21.680] 马：幺完了，拿纸包好。我给完钱，我拿着这纸包就出来了。一迈门槛儿，那儿立[05:30.680] | zhe yī tiě xiān bà er, méi zhù yì, bàn le wǒ yī xià, chà diǎn shuāi yī gēn tou, kuī le wǒ tuǐ jiǎo lì suǒ, méi shuāi zhe. |
| [05:38.599] | huáng: hǎo |
| [05:39.568] | mǎ: liǎ shǒu yī jǐ, huài le. |
| [05:41.048] | huáng: zěn me le? |
| [05:42.229] | mǎ: diǎn xīn bāo pò le, hé táo sū dǎ lǐ chū lái yí kuài. chū lái le, diào dì xià le. diào dì xià kě bú shì píng zhe diào |
| [05:50.712] | huáng: zěn me diào? |
| [05:51.877] | lì zhe diào |
| [05:54.707] | mǎ: diào dì xià méi zhàn zhù, gū lù dào mǎ lù dāng jiàn ér qù le |
| [05:58.737] | huáng: gǔn pǎo le |
| [06:00.224] | mǎ: dào dāng jiàn ér, biaji tǎng xià le |
| [06:02.244] | huáng: nǐ kàn |
| [06:03.354] 马：我刚要过去把它捡回来，来一辆大马车。这大马车，guaguagua。快呀，就看[06:08.354] | nà dà jiāo pí gū lù, yā guò qù le. |
| [06:13.227] | huáng: wán le |
| [06:14.261] | mǎ: wǒ xīn shuō wán le, zhè hé táo sū biàn yóu chá miàn le |
| [06:16.487] | huáng: nà kě bù |
| [06:17.879] | mǎ: chē guò qù wǒ yī qiáo, méi suì. |
| [06:26.455] | huáng: méi suì |
| [06:27.623] | mǎ: jìn dì lǐ biān qù le, gēn dì yī biān píng. |
| [06:30.469] | huáng: hēi, xiāng lǐ kuài cí zhuān. |
| [06:34.184] | mǎ: nǐ yào shuō tā suì le, zán jiù bú yào le. duì bú duì? kě xī le zhè dōng xī, bié zāo jiàn le. |
| [06:40.015] | huáng: duì |
| [06:41.126] | mǎ: bǎ tā kòu chū lái, páng biān dǎo shì yǒu fèng. shǒu zhí tou hān, shēn bù jìn qù. |
| [06:47.449] | huáng: nà nǎ ér xíng a? |
| [06:48.500] | mǎ: kōu bù shàng jìn. āi yā, zhǎo gè yìng jiā huo. yī qiáo, yǒu bīng gāo de gùn |
| [06:54.423] | huáng: ó |
| [06:55.910] | mǎ: jiǎn yī gēn, zhǎo yī gān jìng de |
| [06:58.758] | duì, gān jìng diǎn ér de suō la de gèng zǐ xì |
| [07:02.439] | mǎ: shùn biān ér nà fèng, chā jìn qù, zhè me yī qiào," gā bā". zhé le. |
| [07:06.378] | huáng: yōu |
| [07:08.045] | mǎ: méi jìn, lái liǎng gēn, liǎ yí kuài ér," gā bā". hái shì zhé. |
| [07:13.785] | huáng: wán le |
| [07:15.179] | mǎ: dé zhǎo gè tiě tōng tiáo, yìng jiā huo |
| [07:17.862] | huáng: duì ya |
| [07:19.100] | mǎ: zhèng nà ér zháo jí, zhè yī gōng fū, dǎ zōng hé shāng diàn yòu chū lái yī rén, tuō zhe zhè me yí gè niú pí zhǐ dōu. |
| [07:28.248] | mǎ:' zěn me huí shì?' |
| [07:29.285] | mǎ: wǒ:' nǐ kàn, jìn qù le, kōu bù chū lái le' |
| [07:32.009] | mǎ:' nà xíng a? qiáo wǒ de.' |
| [07:34.335] 马：把这纸兜放地下，我一瞧里边，也是点心。拿手在里边，拨弄来，拨弄去，找[07:40.335] | lái zhè me yí gè, tǐng zhǎng tǐng xì de zhè me yī gēn jiāng mǐ tiáo lái. |
| [07:45.144] | mǎ: shùn nà fèng chā jìn qù. bēng, chū lái le. |
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