The Wheatley Song

The Wheatley Song Lyrics

Song The Wheatley Song
Artist Harry Callaghan
Album The Wheatley Song
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[00:16.330] Well, well, well...
[00:17.800] ...Welcome to MY LAIR!
[00:19.830] Chell and a potato, huh?
[00:22.100] Oooh, I'm really scared!
[00:23.590] So you're the ones that wanna take me out, ah haha... good luck.
[00:27.610] You're joking, you are joking!?
[00:29.900] I can't believe my eye!
[00:31.620] You're kidding me, you've gotta be!?
[00:33.680] Why wont you just die!?
[00:35.660] She's fat, you're starchy!
[00:37.700] I don't know which is worse!
[00:39.620] I might just blow a circuit...
[00:41.540] ...If I don't die laughing firs!
[00:43.510] When little old Wheatley sais:
[00:45.450] "There's trouble behind that door!"
[00:47.650] You'd better pay attention now!
[00:49.480] Because I'm the Wheatley core!
[00:51.690] And if you aren't shaking...
[00:53.550] ...Then there's something very wrong!
[00:55.540] Because this may be the last time...
[00:57.540] ...That you hear The Wheatley Song!
[00:59.260] Ooooh!
[01:00.200] Ooooh!
[01:01.250] Ooooh!
[01:02.200] Ooooh!
[01:03.200] Ooooh!
[01:04.420] Ooooh!
[01:05.290] He's the evil Wheatley core!
[01:07.690] Well, if I'm feeling bored...
[01:09.390] ...And there isn't much to do...
[01:11.430] ...I might just build a special batch of tests for you to do!
[01:15.230] Ooooh!
[01:16.270] Oh yeah!
[01:17.280] Spaaace!
[01:18.460] Ooooh!
[01:19.410] Ooooh!
[01:21.020] He's the evil Wheatley core!
[01:23.460] Relive yourself or you must face the dire consequences!
[01:28.000] The subjects are expecting me,
[01:29.500] So please come to your senses!
[01:31.550] You're joking, you are joking!?
[01:33.470] I can't believe my ears!
[01:35.620] Would somebody shut this potato up!?
[01:37.500] I'm drowning in my tears!
[01:39.550] It's funny! I'm laughting!
[01:41.640] You really are too much...
[01:43.380] ...And now without your permission,
[01:45.450] I'm gonna do my stuff...
[01:47.530] What are you going to do!?
[01:49.260] ...I'm gonna do the best I can...
[02:05.390] The smell of neurotoxin to me is beauty in the air!
[02:09.510] Because I'm the brilliant Wheatley core...
[02:11.620] ...Although I don't play fair!
[02:13.360] It's much more fun, I must confess...
[02:15.670] ...When lives are on the line!
[02:17.660] Not mine, of course, but yours old girl!
[02:19.600] Now that'd be just fine...
[02:21.320] It's over you moron!
[02:23.640] You've really taken this too far!
[02:25.670] Oh darling, you're something!
[02:27.550] You put me in a spin!
[02:29.380] You aren't comprehending...
[02:31.570] ...The position that you're in!
[02:33.540] It's hopeless! You're finished!
[02:35.550] You're stuck here in my lair!
[02:37.480] Because I'm clever old Wheatley...
[02:39.390] And you're not going nowhere...
[00:16.330] Well, well, well...
[00:17.800] ... Welcome to MY LAIR!
[00:19.830] Chell and a potato, huh?
[00:22.100] Oooh, I' m really scared!
[00:23.590] So you' re the ones that wanna take me out, ah haha... good luck.
[00:27.610] You' re joking, you are joking!?
[00:29.900] I can' t believe my eye!
[00:31.620] You' re kidding me, you' ve gotta be!?
[00:33.680] Why wont you just die!?
[00:35.660] She' s fat, you' re starchy!
[00:37.700] I don' t know which is worse!
[00:39.620] I might just blow a circuit...
[00:41.540] ... If I don' t die laughing firs!
[00:43.510] When little old Wheatley sais:
[00:45.450] " There' s trouble behind that door!"
[00:47.650] You' d better pay attention now!
[00:49.480] Because I' m the Wheatley core!
[00:51.690] And if you aren' t shaking...
[00:53.550] ... Then there' s something very wrong!
[00:55.540] Because this may be the last time...
[00:57.540] ... That you hear The Wheatley Song!
[00:59.260] Ooooh!
[01:00.200] Ooooh!
[01:01.250] Ooooh!
[01:02.200] Ooooh!
[01:03.200] Ooooh!
[01:04.420] Ooooh!
[01:05.290] He' s the evil Wheatley core!
[01:07.690] Well, if I' m feeling bored...
[01:09.390] ... And there isn' t much to do...
[01:11.430] ... I might just build a special batch of tests for you to do!
[01:15.230] Ooooh!
[01:16.270] Oh yeah!
[01:17.280] Spaaace!
[01:18.460] Ooooh!
[01:19.410] Ooooh!
[01:21.020] He' s the evil Wheatley core!
[01:23.460] Relive yourself or you must face the dire consequences!
[01:28.000] The subjects are expecting me,
[01:29.500] So please come to your senses!
[01:31.550] You' re joking, you are joking!?
[01:33.470] I can' t believe my ears!
[01:35.620] Would somebody shut this potato up!?
[01:37.500] I' m drowning in my tears!
[01:39.550] It' s funny! I' m laughting!
[01:41.640] You really are too much...
[01:43.380] ... And now without your permission,
[01:45.450] I' m gonna do my stuff...
[01:47.530] What are you going to do!?
[01:49.260] ... I' m gonna do the best I can...
[02:05.390] The smell of neurotoxin to me is beauty in the air!
[02:09.510] Because I' m the brilliant Wheatley core...
[02:11.620] ... Although I don' t play fair!
[02:13.360] It' s much more fun, I must confess...
[02:15.670] ... When lives are on the line!
[02:17.660] Not mine, of course, but yours old girl!
[02:19.600] Now that' d be just fine...
[02:21.320] It' s over you moron!
[02:23.640] You' ve really taken this too far!
[02:25.670] Oh darling, you' re something!
[02:27.550] You put me in a spin!
[02:29.380] You aren' t comprehending...
[02:31.570] ... The position that you' re in!
[02:33.540] It' s hopeless! You' re finished!
[02:35.550] You' re stuck here in my lair!
[02:37.480] Because I' m clever old Wheatley...
[02:39.390] And you' re not going nowhere...
[00:16.330] Well, well, well...
[00:17.800] ... Welcome to MY LAIR!
[00:19.830] Chell and a potato, huh?
[00:22.100] Oooh, I' m really scared!
[00:23.590] So you' re the ones that wanna take me out, ah haha... good luck.
[00:27.610] You' re joking, you are joking!?
[00:29.900] I can' t believe my eye!
[00:31.620] You' re kidding me, you' ve gotta be!?
[00:33.680] Why wont you just die!?
[00:35.660] She' s fat, you' re starchy!
[00:37.700] I don' t know which is worse!
[00:39.620] I might just blow a circuit...
[00:41.540] ... If I don' t die laughing firs!
[00:43.510] When little old Wheatley sais:
[00:45.450] " There' s trouble behind that door!"
[00:47.650] You' d better pay attention now!
[00:49.480] Because I' m the Wheatley core!
[00:51.690] And if you aren' t shaking...
[00:53.550] ... Then there' s something very wrong!
[00:55.540] Because this may be the last time...
[00:57.540] ... That you hear The Wheatley Song!
[00:59.260] Ooooh!
[01:00.200] Ooooh!
[01:01.250] Ooooh!
[01:02.200] Ooooh!
[01:03.200] Ooooh!
[01:04.420] Ooooh!
[01:05.290] He' s the evil Wheatley core!
[01:07.690] Well, if I' m feeling bored...
[01:09.390] ... And there isn' t much to do...
[01:11.430] ... I might just build a special batch of tests for you to do!
[01:15.230] Ooooh!
[01:16.270] Oh yeah!
[01:17.280] Spaaace!
[01:18.460] Ooooh!
[01:19.410] Ooooh!
[01:21.020] He' s the evil Wheatley core!
[01:23.460] Relive yourself or you must face the dire consequences!
[01:28.000] The subjects are expecting me,
[01:29.500] So please come to your senses!
[01:31.550] You' re joking, you are joking!?
[01:33.470] I can' t believe my ears!
[01:35.620] Would somebody shut this potato up!?
[01:37.500] I' m drowning in my tears!
[01:39.550] It' s funny! I' m laughting!
[01:41.640] You really are too much...
[01:43.380] ... And now without your permission,
[01:45.450] I' m gonna do my stuff...
[01:47.530] What are you going to do!?
[01:49.260] ... I' m gonna do the best I can...
[02:05.390] The smell of neurotoxin to me is beauty in the air!
[02:09.510] Because I' m the brilliant Wheatley core...
[02:11.620] ... Although I don' t play fair!
[02:13.360] It' s much more fun, I must confess...
[02:15.670] ... When lives are on the line!
[02:17.660] Not mine, of course, but yours old girl!
[02:19.600] Now that' d be just fine...
[02:21.320] It' s over you moron!
[02:23.640] You' ve really taken this too far!
[02:25.670] Oh darling, you' re something!
[02:27.550] You put me in a spin!
[02:29.380] You aren' t comprehending...
[02:31.570] ... The position that you' re in!
[02:33.540] It' s hopeless! You' re finished!
[02:35.550] You' re stuck here in my lair!
[02:37.480] Because I' m clever old Wheatley...
[02:39.390] And you' re not going nowhere...
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