[00:16.330]Well, well, well...
[00:17.800]...Welcome to MY LAIR!
[00:19.830]Chell and a potato, huh?
[00:22.100]Oooh, I'm really scared!
[00:23.590]So you're the ones that wanna take me out, ah haha... good luck.
[00:27.610]You're joking, you are joking!?
[00:29.900]I can't believe my eye!
[00:31.620]You're kidding me, you've gotta be!?
[00:33.680]Why wont you just die!?
[00:35.660]She's fat, you're starchy!
[00:37.700]I don't know which is worse!
[00:39.620]I might just blow a circuit...
[00:41.540]...If I don't die laughing firs!
[00:43.510]When little old Wheatley sais:
[00:45.450]"There's trouble behind that door!"
[00:47.650]You'd better pay attention now!
[00:49.480]Because I'm the Wheatley core!
[00:51.690]And if you aren't shaking...
[00:53.550]...Then there's something very wrong!
[00:55.540]Because this may be the last time...
[00:57.540]...That you hear The Wheatley Song!
[00:59.260]Ooooh!
[01:00.200]Ooooh!
[01:01.250]Ooooh!
[01:02.200]Ooooh!
[01:03.200]Ooooh!
[01:04.420]Ooooh!
[01:05.290]He's the evil Wheatley core!
[01:07.690]Well, if I'm feeling bored...
[01:09.390]...And there isn't much to do...
[01:11.430]...I might just build a special batch of tests for you to do!
[01:15.230]Ooooh!
[01:16.270]Oh yeah!
[01:17.280]Spaaace!
[01:18.460]Ooooh!
[01:19.410]Ooooh!
[01:21.020]He's the evil Wheatley core!
[01:23.460]Relive yourself or you must face the dire consequences!
[01:28.000]The subjects are expecting me,
[01:29.500]So please come to your senses!
[01:31.550]You're joking, you are joking!?
[01:33.470]I can't believe my ears!
[01:35.620]Would somebody shut this potato up!?
[01:37.500]I'm drowning in my tears!
[01:39.550]It's funny! I'm laughting!
[01:41.640]You really are too much...
[01:43.380]...And now without your permission,
[01:45.450]I'm gonna do my stuff...
[01:47.530]What are you going to do!?
[01:49.260]...I'm gonna do the best I can...
[02:05.390]The smell of neurotoxin to me is beauty in the air!
[02:09.510]Because I'm the brilliant Wheatley core...
[02:11.620]...Although I don't play fair!
[02:13.360]It's much more fun, I must confess...
[02:15.670]...When lives are on the line!
[02:17.660]Not mine, of course, but yours old girl!
[02:19.600]Now that'd be just fine...
[02:21.320]It's over you moron!
[02:23.640]You've really taken this too far！
[02:25.670]Oh darling, you're something!
[02:27.550]You put me in a spin！
[02:29.380]You aren't comprehending...
[02:31.570]...The position that you're in!
[02:33.540]It's hopeless! You're finished!
[02:35.550]You're stuck here in my lair!
[02:37.480]Because I'm clever old Wheatley...
[02:39.390]And you're not going nowhere...