官场斗(中)
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Song	官场斗(中)
Artist	刘宝瑞
Album	刘宝瑞单口相声大全
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[00:01.330]	是讨赏啊？还是参人啊？
[00:05.858]	是文官贪了赃啦？是武将受了贿啦？
[00:10.242]	今儿你憋着参谁呢？
[00:14.484]	皇上是生气，天天头一本儿是他的，这样问道。
[00:19.460]	嘿，刀怕对了鞘。刘墉一听这可害怕了。
[00:24.866]	哟，别皇上跟这和珅两个人商量好了要我的脑袋吧？
[00:33.203]	嗯？进朝房和珅也问我参文参武？参谁？皇上怎么也来这一套？
[00:42.062]	我，我参他，怎，怎么参啊？多要留神。
[00:49.338]	启奏我主万岁，臣今天上殿，一不参文，二不参武，
[00:55.713]	因有一事不明，要在我主驾前领教领教。
[01:03.395]	这两句叫拍马屁，皇上一听，高兴了。哼哼，心说：瞧见没？
[01:15.755]	都说你刘墉有能耐，有学问有才识有才干，什么都知道，
[01:23.647]	嘿，闹了半天还有你不知道的。上我这儿来领教来了。
[01:31.489]	对呀，老百姓不知道的事情向大官领教，
[01:36.160]	大官都不知道，问来问去还得问到朕当我这儿。
[01:41.776]	心里这么一舒服这么一高兴，就要多说两句话。也就有这倒霉的机会了。
[01:51.498]	要多说两句。哦！何事不明？说！朕当告诉你。高兴嘛。
[02:04.140]	启奏我主万岁，臣因为不明白一条大清律，特来领教领教。
[02:12.190]	乾隆一听：嗨！难得你还左都御史，啊？大清律有，有一条会不明白？
[02:22.004]	哪条不明白？不要紧，我…那意思刚要说哪条不明白我告诉你，
[02:32.125]	我告诉你这“告诉”俩字没出来，就出来个“我”字儿，
[02:37.217]	皇上一想：不对头！哪条不明白，我…
[02:44.772]	大清律他不明白？不能吧？他父亲做过右都御史，他这儿做左都御史，
[02:58.811]	御史言官净指着参人吃饭，参文参武，熟读大清律，那律条都背下来了，他…他会不明白？
[03:10.063]	这个别别…别打脖子后头过来的吧？憋着绕我一下子？不能上这个当.
[03:20.644]	明白了呢，怎么样呢？改口了。应当是哪条不明白，我告诉你，
[03:27.058]	心里一琢磨不对，当时就改了：哦，大清律不明白啊？嘿，哪条不明白，我…我也不知道。
[03:39.236]	没敢说我告诉你，我也不知道。
[03:42.516]	刘墉一听：那…那哪儿行啊？你不知道，你不知道回头我…我怎么参你啊？
[03:50.090]	我不参你，我…回头那…那朝房那儿我…我还搁着一老师呢。我得给他磕头啊，
[03:56.352]	你不明白？你也不明白皇上也不明白，要搁别人没话就下殿了，刘墉有办法。
[04:12.378]	干嘛呢？摸肚子，查那坏账，就那刘三本那坏主意。
[04:20.291]	嗯，这句话问出去，你要再敢说不明白，我就改姓。真有这坏主意。
[04:28.809]	哎呀，那太不凑巧了，因为臣不明一条大清律，臣不明则来问君，想不到君也不知，
[04:42.564]	我主万岁您也不知道，这太不巧了。我不知道，您不知道，
[04:48.698]	既然君臣皆不明大清律，那么大清律要它何用啊？万岁请传旨把它废了吧。
[04:56.340]	别别别介！那那哪能废啊那个。
[05:02.031]	大清律废了没王法了，那…那不反了吗那个，别别别废，废不得。
[05:07.814]	是啊，那么您说废不得，您也不知道，我也不知道，那要它有什么用啊那个？
[05:14.139]	嘿这玩意儿啊，心说这块蘑菇真磨呀，啊！没话跟他说呀。
[05:23.822]	不要紧，朕也不知爱卿也不晓，没关系，现在有老师。
[05:35.953]	吩咐四个小太监：去，到库房里头，把这个大清律的版图搭拉来，让他自己找！去！是！
[05:49.210]	四个小太监奔库房里头搭这个大清律的版图。
[05:53.996]	大清律版图四部，这么厚，上头都是红木头。三个大字“大清律”。
[06:02.753]	就是那个那个“大明律”根本就法律没改，就是上头改了，改“大清律”。四部。
[06:11.524]	小太监搭着这个，心里这不高兴：这都是罗锅，没事给我们找事儿玩。
[06:20.338]	拿来吧，四部大清律拿来了。皇上说：摆在眼头喽，哪条不明白，自己查。
[06:29.168]	心里那意思：你你查着查着你烦了，你自己就下殿去了，对不对。
[06:37.707]	刘墉就看了，皇上在这儿坐着，他呢跪在那儿看这大清律。
[06:46.376]	还得念，头一条：“谋反大逆凌迟处死”
[06:58.952]	那位说你看过大清律？没有。听人说的？头一条是这个？也没有。
[07:07.400]	你怎么知道？我我那么想的。你这么想像话吗？嗯，我这么想也也许像话。
[07:16.693]	我认为，过去的那个统治阶级，由打这个萧何犯律以后，犯完法律以后，
[07:24.891]	打那儿以后这个这个律条一出来，头一条那准是这个，统治阶级嘛。谋反大逆凌迟处死。
[07:32.215]	你要憋着争这皇上，这就是谋反大逆，你要想做皇上，凌迟处死，准是剐罪。
[07:42.503]	头一条就是这个，维护他这个统治阶级的利益。所以我我我这也也就这么一想，我也没看见过。
[07:50.411]	谋反大逆凌迟处死。亲儿子害死亲父亲凌迟处死。亲外甥害死亲娘舅斩立决。
[08:06.039]	明火执仗斩立决。强盗杀人斩立决。强盗放火斩立决。
[08:17.071]	他就往下这么一念，念了能有四十多条啊，还没翻篇儿呢。
[08:27.130]	乾隆这么一瞧，啊，心说：“今儿这块蘑菇可够呛啊，四十多条没翻篇儿，
[08:41.229]	这么厚四部，念完了明儿天亮见呐。嘿，他又跪在这儿跟我抠砖缝儿来了。
[08:52.454]	嗯，上次参河南巡抚十八款，就这十八款，他在这儿跪了一天半宿，
[09:05.676]	我到了这个这个三更多天才回去。五更天我又出来了，又坐朝了。
[09:15.444]	看今儿这四部比那十八款多得多呀，那就甭回去啦，接着接着来吧，明儿个就上朝啦，
[09:25.383]	呵，心说这块蘑菇怎么办呐。有嘞，我不理你，对，趴在龙书案上装睡”
[09:38.458]	那意思呢，你念着念着我不搭茬儿听不见动静了，你就得瞧瞧，
[09:45.909]	你这么一瞧，我这儿睡着了，你可不敢过啦扒拉我，你一扒拉我惊驾了。
[09:54.151]	嗯？你这你甭说过来扒拉我，你你你刚往起这么一站，无故行动有意刺王杀驾，
[10:03.147]	你就活不了，你就不敢。嘿对。装睡。
[10:10.840]	刘墉呢还不知道，还往下念。他老念老念翻篇儿。
[10:17.013]	念了二百多条，恨不能让皇上搭一句茬儿，他好跟皇上说上话。
[10:23.173]	说上话好绕着弯儿的参他，明着参参不了哇。
[10:27.781]	上殿谤君知法犯法，那那那个祖坟都刨了那受得了吗。
[10:33.126]	想跟他话里找话，他念了好几百条，老不搭茬怎么回事儿呢。
[10:41.190]	他不先是这样念吗，这回这样念。立起来念，立起来念好这样，偷着瞧一下，瞧瞧皇上。
[10:53.724]	哦睡着啦。嘿好，我这儿白念了合着。诶这我念给谁听啊这个。
[11:02.228]	听不见你不搭茬，我我我怎么参你啊。过去叫，诶呦不能，过去好嘛有意刺王杀驾，那我也活不了。诶这怎么办呢。
[11:17.054]	又又摸他这坏账呢。一查，嚇！这回难了。最末一本最末一篇最末一趟，有这么趟坏主意。
[11:29.327]	哦装睡，我一叫他，无故行动有意刺王杀驾我活不了，心说：
[11:37.109]	“皇上皇上，我也甭叫你，我照样还念这大清律，我念到这条律条上，
[11:45.622]	要不把你念，就算你真睡着了，我要不把你念醒喽，我不叫刘三本儿。”
[11:53.841]	有这坏主意，有！念别的时候啊，他这个声音还很低，
[12:01.260]	那个那个，明火执仗斩立决，这这声儿小，念来念去念到这条忽然间声音挺大，
[12:14.464]	强盗伤人斩立决，强盗放火斩立决，谋害亲夫没罪！
[12:24.787]	您琢磨这皇上还睡得着睡不着，皇上一听怎么怎么着？谋害亲夫没罪？
[12:35.575]	啊哈，啊是，这个跑了没罪，逮着照样活不了。
[12:40.592]	废话嘛这不是，那你说他干嘛呐那个。什么也是跑了没罪逮着活不了啊，嘿嘿，这啊，这真可气啊。
[12:55.797]	给给念醒了。诶心说你搭茬了这就好办了，我再往下念，又往下念。念着念着皇上又不理他了。
[13:07.480]	干嘛？又装睡了。刘墉这回这么一瞧，又又睡啦，这可麻烦了。
[13:17.530]	这我怎么念？什么什么什么没罪，跑了没罪，逮回来照样活不了，告我戏耍君王我也活不了。
[13:29.003]	不能这样念了。嘿！抽冷的念到这条律条上，他有了办法了。
[13:38.985]	偷坟掘墓，底下是三个字斩立决，可是他一看这底下这仨字斩立决，
[13:48.343]	俩手指头，偷着瞧着瞧太监，准知道皇上那儿睡了，四个小太监，瞧完了沾点唾沫捅个窟窿。
[14:00.437]	就这个偷坟掘墓斩立决这仨字儿给抠下去了，没了。光念这这这一条，
[14:10.465]	偷坟掘墓，偷坟掘墓，
[14:15.894]	他最可气呢他念出高矮音来，阴阳句儿来。
[14:21.275]	偷坟掘墓！偷坟掘墓！偷坟掘墓！偷坟掘墓！偷坟掘墓！偷坟掘墓！
[14:35.937]	皇上说你爱听这两句啊是怎么的，你往下念呐。皇上又搭茬儿了。
[14:44.281]	他一举这版图，万岁您让我往下念，我怎么念呐？皇上说怎么不能念？
[14:50.947]	万岁龙目御览。皇上一瞧，那儿怎么一大窟窿啊？怎么回事情？刘墉，这是怎么回事情？
[15:05.712]	万岁，臣知道纸占八百墨占一千，墨占一千年，纸占八百年不焚自着，大概齐许是自己着了吧。
[15:20.233]	四个小太监一听鼻子都气歪了。你要不捅它，它它就着啦。啊？那是着了吗那个？
[15:29.140]	可小太监心里的话也不敢说。那你怎么说呀？我我不说谁知道对不对，我得说。
[15:36.871]	皇上一听：哦~对对，有这么句话，纸占八百墨占一千，纸占八百年不焚。
[15:44.772]	又一想不对啊，这算大明律，到了大清，这才多少年呐，嗯？三百来年呐，
[15:56.041]	怎么回事儿？哦对，也也许库里头耗子啃的。
[16:04.272]	皇上就往这儿想。那怎么样呐？往下念。
[16:11.792]	它这儿上头没字儿，我怎么念呢？我不知道这罪名我怎么念呢？
[16:16.928]	像那个皇上应当说：既然不知道，那那下殿去吧。
[16:20.695]	要把他轰下去，这天呐也就没事了。皇上也是倒霉催的，非要跟他说两句。
[16:34.103]	这就没法念啦？嘿！难得你们爷俩做了两辈子中堂，左都御史右都御史，连这么个律条你们都不知道吗？
[16:47.235]	万岁，这个偷坟掘墓是什么罪状呢？
[16:51.415]	斩立决！
[16:54.557]	什么叫斩立决呀？
[16:57.320]	啊？嘿你这左都御史怎么做的啊？斩立决都不懂，杀头，砍，连这都不懂吗？
[17:07.050]	哦，斩立决就是杀头，那么诶，万岁，什么叫偷坟掘墓呢？
[17:14.420]	啧，皇上一听真麻烦了这个，怎么麻烦了？
[17:21.210]	这路人他不能跟他搭茬儿嘛，你这儿一搭茬儿他他就来事儿了嘛。
[17:27.366]	嗯，怎么叫斩立决告诉他了，他又问了怎么算偷坟掘墓？你说我怎么告诉他？
[17:33.969]	怎么算偷坟掘墓我告诉他了，你把人坟刨了就算偷坟掘墓。
[17:40.263]	回头他又问了，要锯了坟地树算不算呢？我说锯了坟地树也算。
[17:47.576]	他又说了：那把人石碑弄躺了怎么算呢？
[17:52.008]	瞧打这儿一步跟一步就没完了，这不定问到多咱去。干脆别麻烦告诉他。
[18:00.021]	咳！怎么叫偷坟掘墓都不懂吗？告诉你，人家啊阴宅阳宅一理，你住房子，人房子里头你偷人家东西也不行。
[18:13.502]	人家那个阴宅也是一样，是坟地所有的一草一木都不能动，知道吗？
[18:21.464]	动人坟地的一草一木就叫偷坟掘墓，就是斩立决，知道了吧！
[18:29.462]	是！启奏我主万岁，既然这样臣有一本不敢贸奏，恐其冒犯天颜，臣当身死。
[18:41.200]	乾隆一听，这这又什么毛病啊这是？干嘛自己单找找这么一条罪状啊？怎…唉哟！不要紧有话你说。
[18:59.366]	啊不是，嗯，臣不敢说，恐其冒犯天颜，冒犯天颜怕得罪我，得罪皇上。
[19:08.760]	你得罪我干嘛呀？冒犯天颜，什么事啊？
[19:13.463]	臣我得问明白您，您定这个律条是光为这个黎明百姓，
[19:21.265]	为老百姓定的？还是做官为宦的有这个行为也也也按律治罪，也管呢？
[19:30.122]	这句话乾隆生气了，别看那当那个统治阶级，虽然那样，漂亮话他得要说。
[19:39.076]	胡说！怎么？朕当我定这个律条就为老百姓啦？做官为宦的我就不管吗？岂有此理！
[19:48.960]	不要讲他做官为宦，贝子贝勒犯了法照样！亲王郡王一律从罪！
[19:58.197]	唉，甭说亲王郡王了，看见没有，连朕当我也在其内！知道吗！这叫王子犯法，与民同罪！知道啦？
[20:18.764]	是，臣如果要贸奏，恐怕冒犯天颜，臣该身死。
[20:26.820]	不要紧。皇上一听啊，这一定是哪个做大官的，有了偷坟掘墓的行为让他发现了，
[20:34.990]	同时这官比他大，要告诉我不敢说，他该身死。
[20:41.656]	一想这是好事情，这个我我我得给他做主，要不然他不说呀，不能让他不说。
[20:54.164]	不要紧，朕当恕你无罪，说吧。
[20:59.312]	谢主隆恩。
[21:00.622]	甭谢恩啦，说吧，谁偷坟掘墓啊？
[21:03.852]	臣不敢贸奏。
[21:07.611]	不是恕你无罪了吗？
[21:10.587]	臣该万死。
[21:14.426]	皇上一听，哟，臣该身死他自己，臣该万死，怎么着？灭门九族，哎呀这是什么人偷坟掘墓啊？
[21:29.396]	别是这个亲王郡王吧？倒得要听听我的本家我的宗室不能有这样的人。
[21:36.524]	不要紧！恕你举家无罪，说吧！
[21:41.215]	谢主隆恩。
[21:42.991]	谁？
[21:44.563]	臣不敢贸奏，臣该万万死。
[21:49.869]	皇上说我要急死。你怎么这么麻烦呐你，啊？
[21:59.764]	臣该身死本人，臣该万死全家该斩灭门九族，臣该万万死，刨坟掘墓挫骨扬灰，
[22:07.365]	这这是什么人呐这是？啊？一琢磨越这样子我越得给他做主。
[22:13.731]	这不倒霉催的吗？他怎么想也没想到自己这儿来。
[22:22.460]	得得得，我我简直你要把我急死了，你呀也甭臣该身死臣该万死臣该万万死了。
[22:29.108]	干脆，所有你一切的罪完全赦免了，你快点说行了吧？皇上等急了，你快点说行了吧？
[22:40.823]	谢主隆恩！
[22:42.803]	皇上一听：得，这恩谢得可太快了，这篓子小不了，你看着这官小不了，不定是谁呢。
[22:52.590]	还还不定是谁呢。你说吧。
[22:57.645]	万岁，您曾记得前三年皇宫内乾清宫着火。
[23:08.685]	皇上一听：哎，那我怎么不记得？
[23:11.779]	前三年乾清宫着火，乾清宫被火焚化，火头没有拿着。
[23:17.765]	诶，这不是吗？还在龙书案上，至今此案未销。
[23:22.851]	没找着头，这朕当我怎么不记得？我记得！怎么样呢？
[23:29.133]	万岁，乾清宫被火焚化以后，您要重盖乾清宫。
[23:35.396]	皇上说：那当然啦，我要重盖。
[23:38.022]	可是因为这个运河没有水，南方的木料来不了，
[23:45.109]	没有这么大的木料，您建这个乾清宫就建不起来。
[23:51.105]	又转过一年来，到了这年春天，您到了京北十三陵去打了趟春围。
[24:01.393]	京北十三陵就是明陵，明朝的坟地。京北十三陵。
[24:07.131]	皇上说：啊，不错，上哪儿打围怎么样？
[24:11.556]	万岁您到京北十三陵，您打了一趟春围，
[24:15.485]	您看人家明朝明陵的殿座儿木料都是楠木，那个木料好，
[24:22.058]	您把人家这个明陵的殿座儿拆了，把木料拉回来修了您的乾清宫了，
[24:29.981]	您那不算偷坟掘墓？
[24:33.812]	嘿！皇上一听：好哇，这么留神那么留神，给给我一下子。我这儿还直给他做主呐，啊？
[24:48.581]	我说他谢恩谢得这么快呐，闹了半天跑到我这儿来了。
[24:55.780]	对啊我说啦，阴宅阳宅一理儿，动人家一草一木都算偷坟掘墓。
[25:01.997]	我把人殿座儿给拆了，木料拉来修了乾清宫了对啊。
[25:07.791]	皇上一想这罪不能认，认了这罪，我说了王子犯法与民同罪，真真真杀皇上？
[25:17.419]	嗯？给我来来个小罪名我也受不了啊，不能。要想办法，
[25:28.184]	假装镇静。哼哼哼！哎呀！刘墉，你这是怎么说话呢？朕当我那能算偷坟掘墓吗？
[25:41.255]	万岁，您说了坟地一草一木不能动，动人一草一木就算偷坟掘墓，您那怎么不算偷坟掘墓呢？
[25:51.011]	啧！你怎么还没明白呀！不错！朕拆了乾清拆了这个明陵的殿座儿修盖我的乾清宫了，
[26:03.113]	修是修了，南方木料没来啊，南方木料来了以后，我又给这个明陵殿座儿修上了，
[26:15.879]	最近才交的工啊，你问一问大家都知道啊，嗯！你问问文武百官，你也知道啊，
[26:24.399]	我已经给修上了，我我我那能能算偷坟掘墓吗？啊？
[26:30.936]	啊，万岁，您那不算偷坟掘墓，那么您算什么呢？
[26:37.925]	那还用说呀，已经给盖上了，拆旧盖新呐！怎么算偷坟掘墓啊？
[26:45.681]	不叫偷坟掘墓，叫拆旧盖新，不但没罪而且有功！知道啦？
[26:58.108]	刘墉一听有嘞，嘿，你这是找倒霉啊！啊？
[27:07.031]	给你找个砍罪，你不愿意领啊，非得给你找个剐罪你才认啊？行嘞，再给你加点分量。
[27:18.481]	他真损。
[27:20.903]	万岁，您那个叫拆旧盖新呐。
[27:24.839]	当然啦！拆旧盖新呐！不但没罪而且有功！
[27:29.614]	万岁，据微臣我想，万岁您那也不叫偷坟掘墓，也不叫拆旧盖新。
[27:39.983]	皇上说：那么我我我那算什么呐？
[27:43.705]	万岁您曾记得，我大清进关以来，世祖章皇帝下了三道明令。
[27:54.124]	世祖章皇帝就是说顺治，顺治为世祖章皇帝，这是在那个他们那个统治阶级他就是那么样的说他。
[28:03.263]	世祖章皇帝进关以来下了三道明令。
[28:07.591]	第一条要顺民情公买公卖。
[28:12.380]	第二条要改换服装，明朝是纱帽圆领拢发包巾，
[28:20.492]	大清国的人顶子翎子补褂朝珠袍套靴帽，人留小辫儿。叫扫去四夷定鼎中原。
[28:30.209]	第三道明令就是，这个哪朝灭哪朝哇应当把他坟地都给刨了，
[28:38.776]	可是咱们大清跟人明朝没这样的仇恨，因为明朝起内乱，咱们趁虚而入得的大明天下，咱们跟人家没仇。
[28:49.787]	所以世祖章皇帝第三道明令，不许拆毁明陵，不但不许拆毁，而且我们大清派卫队保护明陵，
[29:00.349]	不但保护明陵，并且到清明佳节，是大清国吃公国王爵俸禄者要给明陵上坟烧纸，免断后代香烟。
[29:12.709]	这是世祖章皇帝老祖宗的遗旨，怎么到万岁您这儿不听，您给人拆了？
[29:22.207]	您这怎么算偷坟掘墓啊，诶您这怎么叫拆旧盖新呐。
[29:28.566]	啊！那我那算什么呀？
[29:32.244]	您那算什么呀，您那算违背老祖宗圣命，盗皇陵罪加一等。
[29:41.740]	皇上一听：那那你把我剐了得了。嘿！你真厉害啊，瞧这一大套。
[29:50.953]	皇上怎么样？说不过他也急了，真急呀。哪儿有剐皇上的这玩意儿。
[29:58.942]	啊！好好好好！就依着你，就算盗皇陵罪加一等，难道说有杀朕我的刀吗！
[30:11.845]	大清国没这制度，哪哪儿有杀皇上的刀啊，
[30:16.462]	甭说皇上了，那中堂犯罪也没有杀的，没有杀中堂的刀。
[30:23.086]	在清代时候，中堂犯了罪怎么样呢？
[30:27.776]	赐白，一根白绫子自缢，自己勒死或者给绞死，这是最重的，没有没有杀中堂的刀。
[30:36.464]	清代就杀了一个中堂，就是谁呀？柏葰，柏中堂。
[30:41.967]	因为这个他做主考官点了两个唱戏的，让这个肃六把他给参下来了，
[30:49.889]	就杀了这么一个柏葰柏中堂，就就这么一个。
[30:53.343]	没有杀中堂的刀，哪儿杀皇上的刀。
[30:56.364]	难道说还有杀朕当我的刀不成吗！
[31:00.430]	刘墉一想：行了，这叫矫情了，我不跟你矫情，
[31:07.872]	你是皇上你瞪眼就是公事啊，反正我我反正我我把你参下来就算得。
[31:15.537]	往上碰头：万岁，万岁刚才说的王子犯法与民同罪，万岁乃是有道明君，您犯的罪状，请我主万岁龙意天裁。
[31:35.545]	龙意天裁你想怎么办就怎么办，你说这应当什么罪，咱们就定什么罪。
[31:43.176]	皇上一听：嗬！真厉害啊！
[31:47.189]	一想啊，没别的主意，现在呀你要跟他瞪眼不行，他那儿有理啊。这怎么样？也软下来了。跟他商量。
[32:02.322]	唉！谁让朕当犯了法了呢，刘爱卿，你你你你你你起来，嗯！赐坐！你坐这儿咱咱咱们算闲聊天儿。
[32:26.538]	好！这成茶馆儿了这儿，皇上跟他闲聊天儿来了，怎么着呢？瞪眼是公事受不了哇。
[32:37.051]	坐这儿你坐这儿，这儿也没有人，就这几个太监，啊诶，朕当我栽在你手里头，
[32:45.599]	你我君臣，你又是太后的御儿干殿下，啊，嗯，拉个家长咱们是哥俩儿是不是？
[32:56.336]	这么办！我呀想出一个通融的法子来，这个大清律上不是偷坟掘墓斩立决吗。
[33:09.140]	就是偷坟掘墓就是杀罪吗，朕我犯了这个罪状以后啊，
[33:15.299]	巧劲儿！那律条那大清律上那那不是让让让耗子啃了吗，也没有了吗。
[33:23.708]	正好！咱们把他补上一块纸，从今以后啊，这个罪状一条劈开把它变两条。
[33:35.810]	变为什么呢？这样写上：偷坟掘墓，见尸者杀，不见尸者发。
[33:48.700]	怎么叫见尸啊？把人坟刨了，棺材抖搂了白骨现天了，这个呢这叫见尸者杀，甭客气，杀罪。
[34:00.744]	不见尸者发，锯了坟地的树了，拆了人的石碑了，像朕当我拆拆拆了人家殿座儿了对不对？
[34:14.584]	这叫不见尸，不见尸呢，发！发罪，怎么个发呢？
[34:22.067]	明年春天三月，朕当打他一趟江南围，明着是打围，暗含着发往江南。
[34:35.252]	一路官员免跪接跪送，免黄土垫道，免净水泼街，不住行宫住民房，我跟老百姓一个样。
[34:46.194]	还告诉你，按着驿站走。六十里地为一站，六十里地为一驿站，按站走。
[34:54.975]	一百天打来回，风雨无阻，那就要按站走，六十里地走一天，走，
[35:03.218]	这样一百天整打来回，路上不许休息，打一趟江南围。
[35:08.891]	昂！明着是打围，暗含着是发往江南，发出去了。
[35:17.262]	说要真给朕当弄身红衣裳穿上挂一挂大锁链子，国体有碍。诶！于兄弟你面子上也难看呐，对不对。
[35:32.864]	朕当我呢不要紧，我呀做个红布的兜肚，来挂兜肚链儿带上。
[35:41.445]	诶，你看那个那个带那兜肚那是清代乾隆留下的，就当他的罪衣了那个，啊，兜肚，
[35:50.752]	他，兜肚你你别的东西他都系绳系绳的唯有那兜肚他非来个链儿，兜肚链儿，锁链儿。
[35:58.815]	啧我我做个红布兜肚，来挂兜肚链儿我带上，我打这趟江南围，一百天打来回。
[36:06.301]	诶，你看咱们哥俩说个私话，殿上也没人，如果要行，咱们就这么办。要不行呢，咱们再商量。
[36:18.173]	御弟刘墉，你说怎么样呢？
[36:22.197]	刘墉一想啊：是了也就是了了，嘿，这不能真把皇上杀了啊，哎对。
[36:34.201]	万岁，您乃有道明君，请您龙意天裁。
[36:39.887]	就就甭甭甭弄这字眼儿了龙意天裁，这么说是行啦？
[36:46.421]	嘿！行是行了，请主子您您您落笔写上点儿吧。
[36:53.722]	啊？那意思怎么着？你写上怕你今儿回头说了不算怎么办呢，您您落笔写上点儿。
[37:02.654]	我自己写？诶！好嘞！嗬！皇上这个气啊，
[37:07.844]	行了，唉呀！做皇上让我露脸了，嘿！诶！自己给自己判罪！
[37:18.056]	没办法。行了吧？万岁您…我我还龙意天裁呐？我已经裁下来了我，行了吧？
[37:34.982]	是！
[37:37.945]	刘墉！你可知罪？
[37:42.965]	当时就变脸，这个算我我领了，你可知罪！
[37:48.667]	刘墉赶紧吓着跪下了：臣知罪！臣上殿谤君，以小犯上，知法犯法，灭门九族，刨坟掘墓，挫骨扬……
[38:03.308]	甭甭甭往下说了，甭往下说了，甭往下说了。你没那么大罪。
[38:09.114]	你刚才磨分着臣该身死臣该万死臣该万万死，你把我都起糊涂了。
[38:16.589]	我把你所有的罪状都都都免了你才参的我呀。
[38:21.876]	你这大臣真又能耐！啊！你这官算做到家了！
[38:26.901]	愣把皇上参下来了！你有本事，你有能耐，有才学，你还没罪，你没罪。
[38:39.388]	可有一解呀，你能耐再大，许我这儿不用你行不行啊！昂？把帽子摘了！
[38:55.926]	帽子一摘顶子翎子一取消，就丢官罢职。
[38:59.908]	把帽子摘喽！押在龙书案。听见没有，
[39:07.045]	回家之后，限你三天，礼士胡同中堂府腾出来，回原籍种地抱娃子去。
[39:18.261]	三天呐三天之内，第四天北京城哪儿见着你，别怪朕当心狠意毒，
[39:27.566]	不听召见私自入都，有意刺王杀驾，到那时候是北京，第四天哪儿见着你哪儿杀你，就地正法！
[39:37.161]	帽子押在龙书案，官算丢了，一抹到底，下殿去吧！
[39:45.292]	就这么无情？当然就这么无情。
[39:51.832]	刘墉一松这个搂海带，帽畔儿这个搂海带。
[39:56.701]	头品大员，赐封三千岁，太后御儿干殿下。那个官要混的丢官罢职，
[40:07.896]	一解那帽帕一摘那帽子，心如刀绞，得心疼死，心疼死。
[40:16.129]	可可是别的做官的心疼死，一摘这帽子难过。刘墉啊不难过，一点儿都不难过。
[40:30.201]	他怎么不难过呀？因为他那帽子常摘，就跟那耍猴儿似的，摘了再戴上。
[40:41.339]	摘了戴戴了摘摘了戴，一个月有有有有四回的时候。
[40:45.941]	不定哪回把皇上气迷糊了气急了，把帽子留下了。过两天想个主意，噔儿！他又来了。
[40:54.529]	别人难过，他不难受，一松这个搂海带，帽子拿过来搁在龙书案。
[41:02.372]	怎么搁的？这个后头不是有这个这个翎子吗，有翎管儿啊，翎子翎管儿摘下来。
[41:11.019]	他这样搁的，就这个这个这个翎子翎管儿朝外，
[41:17.998]	这不皇上那龙书案吗，皇上在这儿吗。帽子摘下来，翎子朝外。
[41:23.420]	干嘛朝外啊？回头您听，我这儿说呀，这是垫笔，到那儿有用。
[41:29.417]	这儿一搁，搁完了又跪下了：万岁，您还还有事吗？
[41:39.520]	皇上说：还有什么事啊？没事了。
[41:43.738]	没事了哈，那么我要走了，好嗯，咱哥俩改天见吧。
[41:51.828]	皇上一听：真真真成茶馆儿了我这儿啊，真咱们哥俩改日见呐？
[41:59.085]	把他叫回来问问，一琢磨不能，你把他叫回来问问，你问什么呀？怎么咱哥俩改日见？
[42:08.148]	回头他说了，那当然啦，我这帽子没了，官没了，官没了我们当然了就就什么了。
[42:20.438]	干亲没断呐，是太后的干儿子啊，这跟说哥俩明儿见有有什么关系呀。
[42:30.146]	还得把我问住，干脆让他去吧得了，皇上忍了。没办法，忍了。
[42:37.515]	刘墉下殿来了，一进朝房：众位众位众位众位。
[42:44.074]	大伙儿一瞧：哟！帽子没啦？许真参下来了吧？没准儿真参下来了，要命了。
[42:54.376]	和珅一瞧，心里一嘀咕，赶紧转过身儿去，都不敢看他了。
[43:03.248]	刘墉啊过来了：欸嘿！和中堂！额嘿嘿嘿！这个什么，
[43:10.322]	咱两个人打赌不是参皇上吗，我现在已经把皇上参下来了，啊！没别的，
[43:16.681]	嗯，不是磕头拜我为师吗，来吧，磕吧！怎么着？害臊哇？
[43:23.477]	哦哦哦那不要紧！明儿个上我家找个没人的地方给我磕头去。
[43:29.634]	众位年兄年弟，我这个官丢了，把皇上参下来了，一抹到底呵呵，我这回家抱孩子去了。
[43:36.627]	可这么得，我这个还有一档子喜事，呵呵就是得了这么个小徒弟儿，
[43:43.746]	这是个喜事，啊明儿个我家里头炒菜面，行拜师礼。各位年兄年弟到我家吃去吧，到我家吃去，走了。
[43:55.388]	嚯！扭着扭着他出来了，和珅呐，囧在那儿了，脸臊得跟大红布似的。
[44:03.651]	九王爷一瞧：诶！和珅，罗锅真真把皇上参下来了。
[44:11.900]	诶！那那那那我们这我们这保人你你你你可估摸着点儿啊，对不对，
[44:17.620]	别让他找找我们倒麻烦，干脆就就就这儿磕得了。
[44:22.596]	嘿！王爷您还跟着起哄呐您，要不是您我们至于打这个赌吗，您非给作保。
[44:32.087]	不是怎么回事儿？大伙儿说到底参下来没参下来啊？
[44:38.212]	等等。诶！王爷这么一瞧，有四个小太监换班，往下走。诶！进来一个！
[44:52.211]	一点手儿，叫进一个小太监进来。啊！给王爷请安，什么事儿啊您呐？
[44:57.548]	问你们点事情，刚才罗锅上殿干什么去啦？
[45:02.243]	嗯…参皇上。
[45:07.942]	真参皇上？怎么样啊？
[45:12.588]	参啦。
[45:14.052]	还还参啦？参参皇上什么罪啊？
[45:19.795]	偷坟掘墓。
[45:23.265]	皇上偷坟掘墓？我没听说过。皇上怎么会偷坟掘墓啊？
[45:29.805]	是啊，这不是皇上这个把明陵殿座儿拆了，修了乾清宫了拿那木料，这么算偷坟掘墓。
[45:40.252]	是啊！诶！王爷说那不对啊，那不是现在又给那明陵殿座儿修上了吗？
[45:47.093]	是啊，皇上比您聪明，可是罗锅比皇上还聪明呢。
[45:54.828]	皇上也这样说，皇上说不能算偷坟掘墓，算拆旧盖新。
[45:59.463]	啊对啊！
[46:00.580]	呵对，他说不对，他说不算拆旧盖新。
[46:03.760]	那算什么呀？他说这个，也不知什么，我也不懂，
[46:07.596]	他说什么什么老老什么老佛什么老祖宗进关时候说的，应当保护人家明陵，
[46:15.161]	嗯怎么的违背祖宗圣命啊，什么盗皇陵罪加一等。
[46:21.319]	是啊！什么罪啊？
[46:25.132]	依着罗锅呢就把皇上给剐了。
[46:28.704]	啊？
[46:30.259]	呃，皇上没那么办。
[46:32.174]	废话，那是不能那么办，结果怎么办的？
[46:35.629]	结果呢这个，明年皇上打一趟江南围，明着打围，暗含着发往江南。一百天打来回，算是发出去了。
[46:47.893]	嗬！罗锅什什么罪啊？就是把帽子留下了，别的罪没有。
[46:57.419]	和珅说：不对！王爷，皇上让他给气迷糊了，
[47:03.719]	以小犯上，上殿谤君，知法犯法，灭门九族，怎怎么会落个丢帽子啊？
[47:10.524]	小太监说：是，皇上也也明白，他比皇上还明白，
[47:17.446]	他这个先讨的恩赦，后参的皇上，皇上没主意，把他罪都赦免了他才参下来的。
[47:27.957]	得！嗯！和珅别废话，给人磕头去啊！别让我这保保保人为难。
[47:36.716]	和珅这个急：王爷您别跟着吵啦。哎呀。
[47:42.200]	着急啊，转过脸去一想，诶！有嘞，这么办，
[47:51.645]	这罗锅把皇上参下来了，皇上一定恨着他呢，现在啊我想个主意，上殿奏一本。
[48:02.467]	对！给他来个小扇子这么一扇，借这机会让皇上把这罗锅给杀了，
[48:12.188]	对，他呀不定怎么绕着万岁爷呢，把皇上绕糊涂了，他给参下来了。
[48:19.332]	皇上一定恨他呢，我上殿我要这么样这么样这么一说呢，
[48:24.165]	皇上就把他给杀了，我这小扇子就扇上了。
[48:28.561]	这和珅真够狠的，把这坏注意想好了。正这时候太监奏事处这儿喊：
[48:37.132]	圣上传旨，有本出班早奏，无本卷帘朝散，请驾还宫。
[48:42.539]	啊哈和珅有本！
[48:45.812]	啊哈是什么呢？满洲话，翻汉话呢就是奴才两个字。
[48:52.612]	因为这个满人呐，下边跟跟这个长官说话都得自称奴才，跟皇上说话更得称奴才，啊哈就是奴才，
[49:02.895]	和珅，奴才和珅见驾，就这么个，这么句话。
[49:07.543]	啊哈和珅有本！和珅有本，这儿说和珅有本，
[49:13.800]	皇上正坐在那儿生气呢，一听说和珅有本，皇上更火了。
[49:21.638]	嘿！心说啊，这是满汉俩中堂，这汉中堂刚把我参下来，你这满中堂你上这儿干嘛来了？
[49:33.950]	寒碜我来啦？下我的面子啊？我要不杀俩也镇不住。
[49:40.856]	你这么着，和珅上殿不容分说抓个错，我先把他杀了。
[49:44.949]	您瞧这和珅多倒霉呀。
[49:48.890]	这和珅呐来的这时候倒霉，正赶皇上火头儿上啊。
[49:57.417]	皇上就想啦，这是满汉俩中堂，这汉中堂刚参完了我，你你满中堂上来干嘛啊，寒碜我来了。
[50:06.685]	你这么着，不容分说上殿之后抓个错，把他杀了。
[50:11.303]	和珅来的时候不好。和珅随旨进殿。和珅来到品级台往这儿一跪：
[50:19.451]	啊哈和珅见驾，参见吾皇万岁万寿无疆。
[50:24.796]	乾隆他没好气儿啊，心里生着气呢：今见朕当有何奏章？
[50:32.061]	启奏我主万岁，啊哈有一事不明要来领教领教。
[50:38.812]	嘿！皇上一听这俩人商量好了的这是，刚才那上这儿领教领教，
[50:48.195]	领教领教把我领教发出去了，他又跑这儿领教来了，还嫌我这罪轻啊。
[50:56.715]	皇上当然生气：什什什么？什么叫领教啊，我不爱听这句话，干脆什么事说，甭领教。
[51:08.082]	嗯，万岁，刚才刘墉上殿干什么来了？
[51:17.555]	这是寒碜我来的。干什么来了，参皇上！参我来的。
[51:31.250]	嗯，参了吗？非非得把我问明白了啊。
[51:38.963]	参了！
[51:43.204]	他敢参皇上吗？
[51:45.794]	不算新鲜！
[51:48.074]	参皇上还不新鲜呐，新鲜呐，那皇上生气他就这样说：啊不算新鲜！
[51:55.774]	参您什么罪啊？
[51:58.611]	偷坟掘墓！
[52:01.453]	万岁爷您多咱偷坟掘墓啊？
[52:05.481]	告诉你，拆了明陵殿座儿修盖乾清宫。
[52:09.841]	您不是又给盖上了吗？
[52:11.484]	废话！我比你明白，他比咱俩全明白。我说拆旧盖新，
[52:20.802]	他告诉我违背世祖圣命盗皇陵罪加一等，我我还有有什么话说呀？
[52:27.209]	那么您怎么样呢？怎么样啊！明年打一趟江南围，明着打围暗含着发出去了。
[52:35.384]	他什么罪呢？没罪！
[52:38.033]	他是以小犯上，上殿谤……
[52:40.052]	甭甭说甭说，我知道，以小犯上，上殿谤君，知法犯法，灭门九族，刨坟掘墓，挫骨扬灰。
[52:46.874]	这罪名都知道。他呀上殿先把我给气糊涂了，先讨的恩赦后参的我，我还有什么主意？
[53:02.338]	皇上家刀快不杀无罪之人，他没罪我怎么办呐。
[53:09.639]	万岁，那么您想杀他不想杀他呢？废话嘛这不是，他把我参下来，我我我怎么了我，啊？
[53:19.541]	我想杀想杀，不是告诉你了吗，皇上家刀快不杀无罪之人，他先讨的恩赦他没罪，我怎么杀呀？
[53:28.834]	万岁，不管他有罪没罪，就问您有气没气。
[53:37.206]	皇上说我我我怎么会没气啊我，我这我还没气？我当然有气啊，他没罪啊。
[53:44.468]	您要有气就能想个主意杀他。
[53:49.658]	皇上一听：哦，他不是来寒碜我难看我来了，哦，他是给我出气来了。
[53:57.063]	诶！那我到到底听听他的：啊！那么你说还有什么主意吗？
[54:05.439]	万岁，他一点儿罪都没有吗？
[54:09.029]	有啊，你没看吗，这不帽子在这儿押着的吗？嗯，帽子摘了，中堂掉了，官没了一抹到底，
[54:20.352]	限三天礼士胡同中堂府腾出来，回原籍山东青州府诸城县，回家种地抱孩子去了。
[54:30.824]	官没了，知道吗。第四天北京城哪儿见着哪儿杀，私自入都不听召见有意刺王杀驾，那是就地正法。
[54:43.029]	就这个罪名，没罪。你还有什么主意？
[54:51.201]	万岁，您要有气就好办，我出个主意，现在您写一道旨意您打库里头拨出四万银子来。
[55:07.836]	干什么呀？
[55:10.087]	您派人呐给刘墉啊给罗锅送家去，旨意上就写恩赐路费银，您赏他路费。
[55:21.381]	皇上说你是哪头的你？啊？我疯了我，他把我参美了合着！
[55:29.995]	参完了我我我我给他送四万银子做路费，我我怎么那么闹得慌啊我，你们俩人定好了计了？
[55:38.978]	不是，万岁您听啊，这个您不是拨四万银子吗送路费，旨意上别写四万。那么写多少？您写三万。
[55:52.363]	皇上说：我那更倒霉了我，我花那迷心钱干嘛呐，多给一万银子。
[56:00.119]	您听我跟您说呀，您旨意上写三万，您送的路费银，他还能约吗，不约，不约他马马虎虎就收下了。
[56:12.189]	您想这个，他们爷俩老这样说，到他这儿他更说了，他这中堂清似水明似镜，家里头米不过十石，纹银不过五千两。
[56:28.660]	爷俩两辈子中堂，家里连五千两银子都没有，谁信呐，又做过御史，净是来财的官啊，他能没钱吗。
[56:41.634]	他老说他没钱，这个呢您给送四万银子，旨意上写三万，
[56:49.658]	到那儿呢他马马虎虎就收下了，收下之后到第三天他回家，他得到彰义门回山东。
[56:59.493]	一出彰义门，彰义门脸那儿派兵丁把守，把他抓了，问他干嘛？回家。银子哪儿的？皇上给的路费。多少？
[57:11.539]	您旨意上写三万，他也按三万收的，当然他说三万。
[57:16.621]	三万好，回来，带到午朝门这儿，午朝门外大称约银子，约约多少。
[57:26.030]	旨意上写三万，他也说三万，啪！一约四万，多一万银子。这一万银子哪来的？来源在哪儿？
[57:34.913]	说不上来，打他个贪赃卖法，杀他个闭口无言，这不就杀了吗。
[57:43.724]	对啊！皇上糊涂催的，您想想那个主儿是干什么的？你出这主意。
[57:58.043]	对！好！这就写，拨银子。就依着你，诶！还不行，
[58:08.878]	和珅，我这要给他送银子去他不疑心吗？把我参下来我倒给他银子，他来个不要，你说这不是白费了吗？
[58:19.125]	诶！万岁您怎么了？不要，不要当时就杀他，抗旨不遵呐！
[58:24.932]	呃对对对！就这么着。还对呢拨银子拨完了。
[58:31.681]	那么您派人送去吧。
[58:33.941]	还派谁啊，就你给他送去得了。
[58:36.525]	我？哼好嘛，我给送去，没没私也有弊，那他还不留我的神呐，我不能送。
[58:44.973]	那么谁送啊？
[58:47.733]	如果说您要派三位王爷，我陪着他们三位送去。
[58:53.961]	因为这个七王八王九王跟罗锅都不错，派他们三位送去，他就不疑心了，我跟着也没关系。
[59:03.702]	好！宣三位亲王上殿。七王八王九王爷三位亲王上殿。
[59:12.020]	皇上这么一说：现在呀刘墉啊虽然把我参下来了，但是他这官清如水明如镜，
[59:19.304]	爷俩两辈子中堂，是咱们朝里栋梁有功之臣，现在他这官丢了一抹到底回家抱孩子去了，
[59:27.848]	那么朕当看在他父亲面儿上，赏他这个路费银三万。
[59:36.270]	皇上也这么说，三位王爷呢也这么听。您可听明白喽，三位王爷不知道给栽赃一万银子，
[59:47.709]	要知道啊，七王八王不说，九王爷别看这人性如烈火脾气最爆，
[59:55.209]	诶，要他命给人栽赃他也不去，九王爷有这么个耿直。可是都不知道。
[60:04.457]	派你们三个人一同和珅你们去给送这三万路费银，呃，快去快来，朕我不退朝等着你们回朝交旨，赶紧来。
[60:17.144]	是！三位王爷和珅下殿去，下殿怎么样呢？约银子，骡垛子驮着奔礼士胡同。
[60:28.846]	他们这儿走着不提，这刘墉呢先回的家呀，刘墉先回家怎么样呢？
[60:36.220]	打这个朝房跟这和珅说完了：明明儿上我家磕头去吧，众位明儿上我那吃炒菜面，喜事。
[60:44.739]	说完这话大摇大摆出来了。敢情这个顶子翎子没了，这儿秃脑袋带着朝珠，后头有个小辫儿也不好看。

[00:01.330]	shi tao shang a? hai shi can ren a?
[00:05.858]	shi wen guan tan le zang la? shi wu jiang shou le hui la?
[00:10.242]	jin er ni bie zhe can shui ne?
[00:14.484]	huang shang shi sheng qi, tian tian tou yi ben er shi ta de, zhe yang wen dao.
[00:19.460]	hei, dao pa dui le qiao. liu yong yi ting zhe ke hai pa le.
[00:24.866]	yo, bie huang shang gen zhe he shen liang ge ren shang liang hao le yao wo de nao dai ba?
[00:33.203]	? jin chao fang he shen ye wen wo can wen can wu? can shui? huang shang zen me ye lai zhe yi tao?
[00:42.062]	wo, wo can ta, zen, zen me can a? duo yao liu shen.
[00:49.338]	qi zou wo zhu wan sui, chen jin tian shang dian, yi bu can wen, er bu can wu,
[00:55.713]	yin you yi shi bu ming, yao zai wo zhu jia qian ling jiao ling jiao.
[01:03.395]	zhe liang ju jiao pai ma pi, huang shang yi ting, gao xing le. heng heng, xin shuo: qiao jian mei?
[01:15.755]	dou shuo ni liu yong you neng nai, you xue wen you cai shi you cai gan, shen me dou zhi dao,
[01:23.647]	hei, nao le ban tian hai you ni bu zhi dao de. shang wo zhe er lai ling jiao lai le.
[01:31.489]	dui ya, lao bai xing bu zhi dao de shi qing xiang da guan ling jiao,
[01:36.160]	da guan dou bu zhi dao, wen lai wen qu hai de wen dao zhen dang wo zhe er.
[01:41.776]	xin li zhe me yi shu fu zhe me yi gao xing, jiu yao duo shuo liang ju hua. ye jiu you zhe dao mei de ji hui le.
[01:51.498]	yao duo shuo liang ju. o! he shi bu ming? shuo! zhen dang gao su ni. gao xing ma.
[02:04.140]	qi zou wo zhu wan sui, chen yin wei bu ming bai yi tiao da qing lv, te lai ling jiao ling jiao.
[02:12.190]	qian long yi ting: hai! nan de ni hai zuo dou yu shi, a? da qing lv you, you yi tiao hui bu ming bai?
[02:22.004]	na tiao bu ming bai? bu yao jin, wo na yi si gang yao shuo na tiao bu ming bai wo gao su ni,
[02:32.125]	wo gao su ni zhe" gao su" lia zi mei chu lai, jiu chu lai ge" wo" zi er,
[02:37.217]	huang shang yi xiang: bu dui tou! na tiao bu ming bai, wo
[02:44.772]	da qing lv ta bu ming bai? bu neng ba? ta fu qin zuo guo you dou yu shi, ta zhe er zuo zuo dou yu shi,
[02:58.811]	yu shi yan guan jing zhi zhe can ren chi fan, can wen can wu, shu du da qing lv, na lv tiao dou bei xia lai le, ta ta hui bu ming bai?
[03:10.063]	zhe ge bie bie bie da bo zi hou tou guo lai de ba? bie zhe rao wo yi xia zi? bu neng shang zhe ge dang.
[03:20.644]	ming bai le ne, zen me yang ne? gai kou le. ying dang shi na tiao bu ming bai, wo gao su ni,
[03:27.058]	xin li yi zuo mo bu dui, dang shi jiu gai le: o, da qing lv bu ming bai a? hei, na tiao bu ming bai, wo wo ye bu zhi dao.
[03:39.236]	mei gan shuo wo gao su ni, wo ye bu zhi dao.
[03:42.516]	liu yong yi ting: na na na er xing a? ni bu zhi dao, ni bu zhi dao hui tou wo wo zen me can ni a?
[03:50.090]	wo bu can ni, wo hui tou na na chao fang na er wo wo hai ge zhe yi lao shi ne. wo de gei ta ke tou a,
[03:56.352]	ni bu ming bai? ni ye bu ming bai huang shang ye bu ming bai, yao ge bie ren mei hua jiu xia dian le, liu yong you ban fa.
[04:12.378]	gan ma ne? mo du zi, cha na huai zhang, jiu na liu san ben na huai zhu yi.
[04:20.291]	, zhe ju hua wen chu qu, ni yao zai gan shuo bu ming bai, wo jiu gai xing. zhen you zhe huai zhu yi.
[04:28.809]	ai ya, na tai bu cou qiao le, yin wei chen bu ming yi tiao da qing lv, chen bu ming ze lai wen jun, xiang bu dao jun ye bu zhi,
[04:42.564]	wo zhu wan sui nin ye bu zhi dao, zhe tai bu qiao le. wo bu zhi dao, nin bu zhi dao,
[04:48.698]	ji ran jun chen jie bu ming da qing lv, na me da qing lv yao ta he yong a? wan sui qing chuan zhi ba ta fei le ba.
[04:56.340]	bie bie bie jie! na na na neng fei a na ge.
[05:02.031]	da qing lv fei le mei wang fa le, na na bu fan le ma na ge, bie bie bie fei, fei bu de.
[05:07.814]	shi a, na me nin shuo fei bu de, nin ye bu zhi dao, wo ye bu zhi dao, na yao ta you shen me yong a na ge?
[05:14.139]	hei zhe wan yi er a, xin shuo zhe kuai mo gu zhen mo ya, a! mei hua gen ta shuo ya.
[05:23.822]	bu yao jin, zhen ye bu zhi ai qing ye bu xiao, mei guan xi, xian zai you lao shi.
[05:35.953]	fen fu si ge xiao tai jian: qu, dao ku fang li tou, ba zhe ge da qing lv de ban tu da la lai, rang ta zi ji zhao ! qu! shi!
[05:49.210]	si ge xiao tai jian ben ku fang li tou da zhe ge da qing lv de ban tu.
[05:53.996]	da qing lv ban tu si bu, zhe me hou, shang tou dou shi hong mu tou. san ge da zi" da qing lv".
[06:02.753]	jiu shi na ge na ge" da ming lv" gen ben jiu fa lv mei gai, jiu shi shang tou gai le, gai" da qing lv". si bu.
[06:11.524]	xiao tai jian da zhe zhe ge, xin li zhe bu gao xing: zhe dou shi luo guo, mei shi gei wo men zhao shi er wan.
[06:20.338]	na lai ba, si bu da qing lv na lai le. huang shang shuo: bai zai yan tou lou, na tiao bu ming bai, zi ji cha.
[06:29.168]	xin li na yi si: ni ni cha zhe cha zhe ni fan le, ni zi ji jiu xia dian qu le, dui bu dui.
[06:37.707]	liu yong jiu kan le, huang shang zai zhe er zuo zhe, ta ne gui zai na r kan zhe da qing lv.
[06:46.376]	hai de nian, tou yi tiao:" mou fan da ni ling chi chu si"
[06:58.952]	na wei shuo ni kan guo da qing lv? mei you. ting ren shuo de? tou yi tiao shi zhe ge? ye mei you.
[07:07.400]	ni zen me zhi dao? wo wo na me xiang de. ni zhe me xiang xiang hua ma? , wo zhe me xiang ye ye xu xiang hua.
[07:16.693]	wo ren wei, guo qu de na ge tong zhi jie ji, you da zhe ge xiao he fan lv yi hou, fan wan fa lv yi hou,
[07:24.891]	da na er yi hou zhe ge zhe ge lv tiao yi chu lai, tou yi tiao na zhun shi zhe ge, tong zhi jie ji ma. mou fan da ni ling chi chu si.
[07:32.215]	ni yao bie zhe zheng zhe huang shang, zhe jiu shi mou fan da ni, ni yao xiang zuo huang shang, ling chi chu si, zhun shi gua zui.
[07:42.503]	tou yi tiao jiu shi zhe ge, wei hu ta zhe ge tong zhi jie ji de li yi. suo yi wo wo wo zhe ye ye jiu zhe me yi xiang, wo ye mei kan jian guo.
[07:50.411]	mou fan da ni ling chi chu si. qin er zi hai si qin fu qin ling chi chu si. qin wai sheng hai si qin niang jiu zhan li jue.
[08:06.039]	ming huo zhi zhang zhan li jue. qiang dao sha ren zhan li jue. qiang dao fang huo zhan li jue.
[08:17.071]	ta jiu wang xia zhe me yi nian, nian le neng you si shi duo tiao a, hai mei fan pian r ne.
[08:27.130]	qian long zhe me yi qiao, a, xin shuo:" jin er zhe kuai mo gu ke gou qiang a, si shi duo tiao mei fan pian r,
[08:41.229]	zhe me hou si bu, nian wan le ming er tian liang jian na. hei, ta you gui zai zhe er gen wo kou zhuan feng er lai le.
[08:52.454]	, shang ci can he nan xun fu shi ba kuan, jiu zhe shi ba kuan, ta zai zhe er gui le yi tian ban xiu,
[09:05.676]	wo dao le zhe ge zhe ge san geng duo tian cai hui qu. wu geng tian wo you chu lai le, you zuo chao le.
[09:15.444]	kan jin er zhe si bu bi na shi ba kuan duo de duo ya, na jiu beng hui qu la, jie zhe jie zhe lai ba, ming er ge jiu shang chao la,
[09:25.383]	a, xin shuo zhe kuai mo gu zen me ban na. you lei, wo bu li ni, dui, pa zai long shu an shang zhuang shui"
[09:38.458]	na yi si ne, ni nian zhe nian zhe wo bu da cha r ting bu jian dong jing le, ni jiu de qiao qiao,
[09:45.909]	ni zhe me yi qiao, wo zhe er shui zhao le, ni ke bu gan guo la ba la wo, ni yi ba la wo jing jia le.
[09:54.151]	? ni zhe ni beng shuo guo lai ba la wo, ni ni ni gang wang qi zhe me yi zhan, wu gu xing dong you yi ci wang sha jia,
[10:03.147]	ni jiu huo bu liao, ni jiu bu gan. hei dui. zhuang shui.
[10:10.840]	liu yong ne hai bu zhi dao, hai wang xia nian. ta lao nian lao nian fan pian r.
[10:17.013]	nian le er bai duo tiao, hen bu neng rang huang shang da yi ju cha er, ta hao gen huang shang shuo shang hua.
[10:23.173]	shuo shang hua hao rao zhe wan er de can ta, ming zhe can can bu liao wa.
[10:27.781]	shang dian bang jun zhi fa fan fa, na na na ge zu fen dou pao le na shou de liao ma.
[10:33.126]	xiang gen ta hua li zhao hua, ta nian le hao ji bai tiao, lao bu da cha zen me hui shi er ne.
[10:41.190]	ta bu xian shi zhe yang nian ma, zhe hui zhe yang nian. li qi lai nian, li qi lai nian hao zhe yang, tou zhe qiao yi xia, qiao qiao huang shang.
[10:53.724]	o shui zhao la. hei hao, wo zhe er bai nian le he zhe. ei zhe wo nian gei shui ting a zhe ge.
[11:02.228]	ting bu jian ni bu da cha, wo wo wo zen me can ni a. guo qu jiao, ei you bu neng, guo qu hao ma you yi ci wang sha jia, na wo ye huo bu liao. ei zhe zen me ban ne.
[11:17.054]	you you mo ta zhe huai zhang ne. yi cha, xia! zhe hui nan le. zui mo yi ben zui mo yi pian zui mo yi tang, you zhe me tang huai zhu yi.
[11:29.327]	o zhuang shui, wo yi jiao ta, wu gu xing dong you yi ci wang sha jia wo huo bu liao, xin shuo:
[11:37.109]	" huang shang huang shang, wo ye beng jiao ni, wo zhao yang hai nian zhe da qing lv, wo nian dao zhe tiao lv tiao shang,
[11:45.622]	yao bu ba ni nian, jiu suan ni zhen shui zhao le, wo yao bu ba ni nian xing lou, wo bu jiao liu san ben er."
[11:53.841]	you zhe huai zhu yi, you! nian bie de shi hou a, ta zhe ge sheng yin hai hen di,
[12:01.260]	na ge na ge, ming huo zhi zhang zhan li jue, zhe zhe sheng er xiao, nian lai nian qu nian dao zhe tiao hu ran jian sheng yin ting da,
[12:14.464]	qiang dao shang ren zhan li jue, qiang dao fang huo zhan li jue, mou hai qin fu mei zui!
[12:24.787]	nin zuo mo zhe huang shang hai shui de zhao shui bu zhao, huang shang yi ting zen me zen me zhao? mou hai qin fu mei zui?
[12:35.575]	a ha, a shi, zhe ge pao le mei zui, dai zhe zhao yang huo bu liao.
[12:40.592]	fei hua ma zhe bu shi, na ni shuo ta gan ma na na ge. shen me ye shi pao le mei zui dai zhe huo bu liao a, hei hei, zhe a, zhe zhen ke qi a.
[12:55.797]	gei gei nian xing le. ei xin shuo ni da cha le zhe jiu hao ban le, wo zai wang xia nian, you wang xia nian. nian zhe nian zhe huang shang you bu li ta le.
[13:07.480]	gan ma? you zhuang shui le. liu yong zhe hui zhe me yi qiao, you you shui la, zhe ke ma fan le.
[13:17.530]	zhe wo zen me nian? shen me shen me shen me mei zui, pao le mei zui, dai hui lai zhao yang huo bu liao, gao wo xi shua jun wang wo ye huo bu liao.
[13:29.003]	bu neng zhe yang nian le. hei! chou leng de nian dao zhe tiao lv tiao shang, ta you le ban fa le.
[13:38.985]	tou fen jue mu, di xia shi san ge zi zhan li jue, ke shi ta yi kan zhe di xia zhe sa zi zhan li jue,
[13:48.343]	lia shou zhi tou, tou zhe qiao zhe qiao tai jian, zhun zhi dao huang shang na er shui le, si ge xiao tai jian, qiao wan le zhan dian tuo mo tong ge ku long.
[14:00.437]	jiu zhe ge tou fen jue mu zhan li jue zhe sa zi er gei kou xia qu le, mei le. guang nian zhe zhe zhe yi tiao,
[14:10.465]	tou fen jue mu, tou fen jue mu,
[14:15.894]	ta zui ke qi ne ta nian chu gao ai yin lai, yin yang ju er lai.
[14:21.275]	tou fen jue mu! tou fen jue mu! tou fen jue mu! tou fen jue mu! tou fen jue mu! tou fen jue mu!
[14:35.937]	huang shang shuo ni ai ting zhe liang ju a shi zen me de, ni wang xia nian na. huang shang you da cha r le.
[14:44.281]	ta yi ju zhe ban tu, wan sui nin rang wo wang xia nian, wo zen me nian na? huang shang shuo zen me bu neng nian?
[14:50.947]	wan sui long mu yu lan. huang shang yi qiao, na er zen me yi da ku long a? zen me hui shi qing? liu yong, zhe shi zen me hui shi qing?
[15:05.712]	wan sui, chen zhi dao zhi zhan ba bai mo zhan yi qian, mo zhan yi qian nian, zhi zhan ba bai nian bu fen zi zhe, da gai qi xu shi zi ji zhe le ba.
[15:20.233]	si ge xiao tai jian yi ting bi zi dou qi wai le. ni yao bu tong ta, ta ta jiu zhe la. a? na shi zhe le ma na ge?
[15:29.140]	ke xiao tai jian xin li de hua ye bu gan shuo. na ni zen me shuo ya? wo wo bu shuo shei zhi dao dui bu dui, wo de shuo.
[15:36.871]	huang shang yi ting: o dui dui, you zhe me ju hua, zhi zhan ba bai mo zhan yi qian, zhi zhan ba bai nian bu fen.
[15:44.772]	you yi xiang bu dui a, zhe suan da ming lv, dao le da qing, zhe cai duo shao nian na, ? san bai lai nian na,
[15:56.041]	zen me hui shi er? o dui, ye ye xu ku li tou hao zi ken de.
[16:04.272]	huang shang jiu wang zhe er xiang. na zen me yang na? wang xia nian.
[16:11.792]	ta zhe er shang tou mei zi er, wo zen me nian ne? wo bu zhi dao zhe zui ming wo zen me nian ne?
[16:16.928]	xiang na ge huang shang ying dang shuo: ji ran bu zhi dao, na na xia dian qu ba.
[16:20.695]	yao ba ta hong xia qu, zhe tian na ye jiu mei shi le. huang shang ye shi dao mei cui de, fei yao gen ta shuo liang ju.
[16:34.103]	zhe jiu mei fa nian la? hei! nan de ni men ye lia zuo le liang bei zi zhong tang, zuo dou yu shi you dou yu shi, lian zhe me ge lv tiao ni men dou bu zhi dao ma?
[16:47.235]	wan sui, zhe ge tou fen jue mu shi shen me zui zhuang ne?
[16:51.415]	zhan li jue!
[16:54.557]	shen me jiao zhan li jue ya?
[16:57.320]	a? hei ni zhe zuo dou yu shi zen me zuo de a? zhan li jue dou bu dong, sha tou, kan, lian zhe dou bu dong ma?
[17:07.050]	o, zhan li jue jiu shi sha tou, na me ei, wan sui, shen me jiao tou fen jue mu ne?
[17:14.420]	ze, huang shang yi ting zhen ma fan le zhe ge, zen me ma fan le?
[17:21.210]	zhe lu ren ta bu neng gen ta da cha r ma, ni zhe er yi da cha r ta ta jiu lai shi er le ma.
[17:27.366]	, zen me jiao zhan li jue gao su ta le, ta you wen le zen me suan tou fen jue mu? ni shuo wo zen me gao su ta?
[17:33.969]	zen me suan tou fen jue mu wo gao su ta le, ni ba ren fen pao le jiu suan tou fen jue mu.
[17:40.263]	hui tou ta you wen le, yao ju le fen di shu suan bu suan ne? wo shuo ju le fen di shu ye suan.
[17:47.576]	ta you shuo le: na ba ren shi bei nong tang le zen me suan ne?
[17:52.008]	qiao da zhe er yi bu gen yi bu jiu mei wan le, zhe bu ding wen dao duo za qu. gan cui bie ma fan gao su ta.
[18:00.021]	hai! zen me jiao tou fen jue mu dou bu dong ma? gao su ni, ren jia a yin zhai yang zhai yi li, ni zhu fang zi, ren fang zi li tou ni tou ren jia dong xi ye bu xing.
[18:13.502]	ren jia na ge yin zhai ye shi yi yang, shi fen di suo you de yi cao yi mu dou bu neng dong, zhi dao ma?
[18:21.464]	dong ren fen di de yi cao yi mu jiu jiao tou fen jue mu, jiu shi zhan li jue, zhi dao le ba!
[18:29.462]	shi! qi zou wo zhu wan sui, ji ran zhe yang chen you yi ben bu gan mao zou, kong qi mao fan tian yan, chen dang shen si.
[18:41.200]	qian long yi ting, zhe zhe you shen me mao bing a zhe shi? gan ma zi ji dan zhao zhao zhe me yi tiao zui zhuang a? zen ai yo! bu yao jin you hua ni shuo.
[18:59.366]	a bu shi, , chen bu gan shuo, kong qi mao fan tian yan, mao fan tian yan pa de zui wo, de zui huang shang.
[19:08.760]	ni de zui wo gan ma ya? mao fan tian yan, shen me shi a?
[19:13.463]	chen wo de wen ming bai nin, nin ding zhe ge lv tiao shi guang wei zhe ge li ming bai xing,
[19:21.265]	wei lao bai xing ding de? hai shi zuo guan wei huan de you zhe ge xing wei ye ye ye an lv zhi zui, ye guan ne?
[19:30.122]	zhe ju hua qian long sheng qi le, bie kan na dang na ge tong zhi jie ji, sui ran na yang, piao liang hua ta de yao shuo.
[19:39.076]	hu shuo! zen me? zhen dang wo ding zhe ge lv tiao jiu wei lao bai xing la? zuo guan wei huan de wo jiu bu guan ma? qi you ci li!
[19:48.960]	bu yao jiang ta zuo guan wei huan, bei zi bei le fan le fa zhao yang! qin wang jun wang yi lv cong zui!
[19:58.197]	ai, beng shuo qin wang jun wang le, kan jian mei you, lian zhen dang wo ye zai qi nei! zhi dao ma! zhe jiao wang zi fan fa, yu min tong zui! zhi dao la?
[20:18.764]	shi, chen ru guo yao mao zou, kong pa mao fan tian yan, chen gai shen si.
[20:26.820]	bu yao jin. huang shang yi ting a, zhe yi ding shi nei ge zuo da guan de, you le tou fen jue mu de xing wei rang ta fa xian le,
[20:34.990]	tong shi zhe guan bi ta da, yao gao su wo bu gan shuo, ta gai shen si.
[20:41.656]	yi xiang zhe shi hao shi qing, zhe ge wo wo wo de gei ta zuo zhu, yao bu ran ta bu shuo ya, bu neng rang ta bu shuo.
[20:54.164]	bu yao jin, zhen dang shu ni wu zui, shuo ba.
[20:59.312]	xie zhu long en.
[21:00.622]	beng xie en la, shuo ba, shui tou fen jue mu a?
[21:03.852]	chen bu gan mao zou.
[21:07.611]	bu shi shu ni wu zui le ma?
[21:10.587]	chen gai wan si.
[21:14.426]	huang shang yi ting, yo, chen gai shen si ta zi ji, chen gai wan si, zen me zhao? mie men jiu zu, ai ya zhe shi shen me ren tou fen jue mu a?
[21:29.396]	bie shi zhe ge qin wang jun wang ba? dao de yao ting ting wo de ben jia wo de zong shi bu neng you zhe yang de ren.
[21:36.524]	bu yao jin! shu ni ju jia wu zui, shuo ba!
[21:41.215]	xie zhu long en.
[21:42.991]	shui?
[21:44.563]	chen bu gan mao zou, chen gai wan wan si.
[21:49.869]	huang shang shuo wo yao ji si. ni zen me zhe me ma fan na ni, a?
[21:59.764]	chen gai shen si ben ren, chen gai wan si quan jia gai zhan mie men jiu zu, chen gai wan wan si, pao fen jue mu cuo gu yang hui,
[22:07.365]	zhe zhe shi shen me ren na zhe shi? a? yi zuo mo yue zhe yang zi wo yue de gei ta zuo zhu.
[22:13.731]	zhe bu dao mei cui de ma? ta zen me xiang ye mei xiang dao zi ji zhe er lai.
[22:22.460]	de de de, wo wo jian zhi ni yao ba wo ji si le, ni ya ye beng chen gai shen si chen gai wan si chen gai wan wan si le.
[22:29.108]	gan cui, suo you ni yi qie de zui wan quan she mian le, ni kuai dian shuo xing le ba? huang shang deng ji le, ni kuai dian shuo xing le ba?
[22:40.823]	xie zhu long en!
[22:42.803]	huang shang yi ting: de, zhe en xie de ke tai kuai le, zhe lou zi xiao bu liao, ni kan zhe zhe guan xiao bu liao, bu ding shi shui ne.
[22:52.590]	hai hai bu ding shi shui ne. ni shuo ba.
[22:57.645]	wan sui, nin ceng ji de qian san nian huang gong nei qian qing gong zhao huo.
[23:08.685]	huang shang yi ting: ai, na wo zen me bu ji de?
[23:11.779]	qian san nian qian qing gong zhao huo, qian qing gong bei huo fen hua, huo tou mei you na zhe.
[23:17.765]	ei, zhe bu shi ma? hai zai long shu an shang, zhi jin ci an wei xiao.
[23:22.851]	mei zhao zhao tou, zhe zhen dang wo zen me bu ji de? wo ji de! zen me yang ne?
[23:29.133]	wan sui, qian qing gong bei huo fen hua yi hou, nin yao zhong gai qian qing gong.
[23:35.396]	huang shang shuo: na dang ran la, wo yao zhong gai.
[23:38.022]	ke shi yin wei zhe ge yun he mei you shui, nan fang de mu liao lai bu liao,
[23:45.109]	mei you zhe me da de mu liao, nin jian zhe ge qian qing gong jiu jian bu qi lai.
[23:51.105]	you zhuan guo yi nian lai, dao le zhe nian chun tian, nin dao le jing bei shi san ling qu da le tang chun wei.
[24:01.393]	jing bei shi san ling jiu shi ming ling, ming chao de fen di. jing bei shi san ling.
[24:07.131]	huang shang shuo: a, bu cuo, shang na er da wei zen me yang?
[24:11.556]	wan sui nin dao jing bei shi san ling, nin da le yi tang chun wei,
[24:15.485]	nin kan ren jia ming chao ming ling de dian zuo er mu liao dou shi nan mu, na ge mu liao hao,
[24:22.058]	nin ba ren jia zhe ge ming ling de dian zuo er chai le, ba mu liao la hui lai xiu le nin de qian qing gong le,
[24:29.981]	nin na bu suan tou fen jue mu?
[24:33.812]	hei! huang shang yi ting: hao wa, zhe me liu shen na me liu shen, gei gei wo yi xia zi. wo zhe er hai zhi gei ta zuo zhu na, a?
[24:48.581]	wo shuo ta xie en xie de zhe me kuai na, nao le ban tian pao dao wo zhe er lai le.
[24:55.780]	dui a wo shuo la, yin zhai yang zhai yi li r, dong ren jia yi cao yi mu dou suan tou fen jue mu.
[25:01.997]	wo ba ren dian zuo er gei chai le, mu liao la lai xiu le qian qing gong le dui a.
[25:07.791]	huang shang yi xiang zhe zui bu neng ren, ren le zhe zui, wo shuo le wang zi fan fa yu min tong zui, zhen zhen zhen sha huang shang?
[25:17.419]	? gei wo lai lai ge xiao zui ming wo ye shou bu liao a, bu neng. yao xiang ban fa,
[25:28.184]	jia zhuang zhen jing. heng heng heng! ai ya! liu yong, ni zhe shi zen me shuo hua ne? zhen dang wo na neng suan tou fen jue mu ma?
[25:41.255]	wan sui, nin shuo le fen di yi cao yi mu bu neng dong, dong ren yi cao yi mu jiu suan tou fen jue mu, nin na zen me bu suan tou fen jue mu ne?
[25:51.011]	ze! ni zen me hai mei ming bai ya! bu cuo! zhen chai le gan qing chai le zhe ge ming ling de dian zuo er xiu gai wo de qian qing gong le,
[26:03.113]	xiu shi xiu le, nan fang mu liao mei lai a, nan fang mu liao lai le yi hou, wo you gei zhe ge ming ling dian zuo er xiu shang le,
[26:15.879]	zui jin cai jiao de gong a, ni wen yi wen da jia dou zhi dao a, ! ni wen wen wen wu bai guan, ni ye zhi dao a,
[26:24.399]	wo yi jing gei xiu shang le, wo wo wo na neng neng suan tou fen jue mu ma? a?
[26:30.936]	a, wan sui, nin na bu suan tou fen jue mu, na me nin suan shen me ne?
[26:37.925]	na hai yong shuo ya, yi jing gei gai shang le, chai jiu gai xin na! zen me suan tou fen jue mu a?
[26:45.681]	bu jiao tou fen jue mu, jiao chai jiu gai xin, bu dan mei zui er qie you gong! zhi dao la?
[26:58.108]	liu yong yi ting you lei, hei, ni zhe shi zhao dao mei a! a?
[27:07.031]	gei ni zhao ge kan zui, ni bu yuan yi ling a, fei dei gei ni zhao ge gua zui ni cai ren a? xing lei, zai gei ni jia dian fen liang.
[27:18.481]	ta zhen sun.
[27:20.903]	wan sui, nin na ge jiao chai jiu gai xin na.
[27:24.839]	dang ran la! chai jiu gai xin na! bu dan mei zui er qie you gong!
[27:29.614]	wan sui, ju wei chen wo xiang, wan sui nin na ye bu jiao tou fen jue mu, ye bu jiao chai jiu gai xin.
[27:39.983]	huang shang shuo: na me wo wo wo na suan shen me na?
[27:43.705]	wan sui nin ceng ji de, wo da qing jin guan yi lai, shi zu zhang huang di xia le san dao ming ling.
[27:54.124]	shi zu zhang huang di jiu shi shuo shun zhi, shun zhi wei shi zu zhang huang di, zhe shi zai na ge ta men na ge tong zhi jie ji ta jiu shi na me yang de shuo ta.
[28:03.263]	shi zu zhang huang di jin guan yi lai xia le san dao ming ling.
[28:07.591]	di yi tiao yao shun min qing gong mai gong mai.
[28:12.380]	di er tiao yao gai huan fu zhuang, ming chao shi sha mao yuan ling long fa bao jin,
[28:20.492]	da qing guo de ren ding zi ling zi bu gua chao zhu pao tao xue mao, ren liu xiao bian er. jiao sao qu si yi ding ding zhong yuan.
[28:30.209]	di san dao ming ling jiu shi, zhe ge na chao mie na chao wa ying dang ba ta fen di dou gei pao le,
[28:38.776]	ke shi zan men da qing gen ren ming chao mei zhe yang de chou hen, yin wei ming chao qi nei luan, zan men chen xu er ru de de da ming tian xia, zan men gen ren jia mei chou.
[28:49.787]	suo yi shi zu zhang huang di di san dao ming ling, bu xu chai hui ming ling, bu dan bu xu chai hui, er qie wo men da qing pai wei dui bao hu ming ling,
[29:00.349]	bu dan bao hu ming ling, bing qie dao qing ming jia jie, shi da qing guo chi gong guo wang jue feng lu zhe yao gei ming ling shang fen shao zhi, mian duan hou dai xiang yan.
[29:12.709]	zhe shi shi zu zhang huang di lao zu zong de yi zhi, zen me dao wan sui nin zhe er bu ting, nin gei ren chai le?
[29:22.207]	nin zhe zen me suan tou fen jue mu a, ei nin zhe zen me jiao chai jiu gai xin na.
[29:28.566]	a! na wo na suan shen me ya?
[29:32.244]	nin na suan shen me ya, nin na suan wei bei lao zu zong sheng ming, dao huang ling zui jia yi deng.
[29:41.740]	huang shang yi ting: na na ni ba wo gua liao de le. hei! ni zhen li hai a, qiao zhe yi da tao.
[29:50.953]	huang shang zen me yang? shuo bu guo ta ye ji le, zhen ji ya. na er you gua huang shang de zhe wan yi er.
[29:58.942]	a! hao hao hao hao! jiu yi zhe ni, jiu suan dao huang ling zui jia yi deng, nan dao shuo you sha zhen wo de dao ma!
[30:11.845]	da qing guo mei zhe zhi du, na na er you sha huang shang de dao a,
[30:16.462]	beng shuo huang shang le, na zhong tang fan zui ye mei you sha de, mei you sha zhong tang de dao.
[30:23.086]	zai qing dai shi hou, zhong tang fan le zui zen me yang ne?
[30:27.776]	ci bai, yi gen bai ling zi zi yi, zi ji lei si huo zhe gei jiao si, zhe shi zui zhong de, mei you mei you sha zhong tang de dao.
[30:36.464]	qing dai jiu sha le yi ge zhong tang, jiu shi shui ya? bai sui, bai zhong tang.
[30:41.967]	yin wei zhe ge ta zuo zhu kao guan dian le liang ge chang xi de, rang zhe ge su liu ba ta gei can xia lai le,
[30:49.889]	jiu sha le zhe me yi ge bai sui bai zhong tang, jiu jiu zhe me yi ge.
[30:53.343]	mei you sha zhong tang de dao, na er sha huang shang de dao.
[30:56.364]	nan dao shuo hai you sha zhen dang wo de dao bu cheng ma!
[31:00.430]	liu yong yi xiang: xing le, zhe jiao jiao qing le, wo bu gen ni jiao qing,
[31:07.872]	ni shi huang shang ni deng yan jiu shi gong shi a, fan zheng wo wo fan zheng wo wo ba ni can xia lai jiu suan de.
[31:15.537]	wang shang peng tou: wan sui, wan sui gang cai shuo de wang zi fan fa yu min tong zui, wan sui nai shi you dao ming jun, nin fan de zui zhuang, qing wo zhu wan sui long yi tian cai.
[31:35.545]	long yi tian cai ni xiang zen me ban jiu zen me ban, ni shuo zhe ying dang shen me zui, zan men jiu ding shen me zui.
[31:43.176]	huang shang yi ting: he! zhen li hai a!
[31:47.189]	yi xiang a, mei bie de zhu yi, xian zai ya ni yao gen ta deng yan bu xing, ta na er you li a. zhe zen me yang? ye ruan xia lai le. gen ta shang liang.
[32:02.322]	ai! shui rang zhen dang fan le fa le ne, liu ai qing, ni ni ni ni ni ni qi lai, ! ci zuo! ni zuo zhe er zan zan zan men suan xian liao tian r.
[32:26.538]	hao! zhe cheng cha guan r le zhe er, huang shang gen ta xian liao tian r lai le, zen me zhao ne? deng yan shi gong shi shou bu liao wa.
[32:37.051]	zuo zhe er ni zuo zhe er, zhe er ye mei you ren, jiu zhe ji ge tai jian, a ei, zhen dang wo zai zai ni shou li tou,
[32:45.599]	ni wo jun chen, ni you shi tai hou de yu er gan dian xia, a, , la ge jia zhang zan men shi ge lia er shi bu shi?
[32:56.336]	zhe me ban! wo ya xiang chu yi ge tong rong de fa zi lai, zhe ge da qing lv shang bu shi tou fen jue mu zhan li jue ma.
[33:09.140]	jiu shi tou fen jue mu jiu shi sha zui ma, zhen wo fan le zhe ge zui zhuang yi hou a,
[33:15.299]	qiao jin r! na lv tiao na da qing lv shang na na bu shi rang rang rang hao zi ken le ma, ye mei you le ma.
[33:23.708]	zheng hao! zan men ba ta bu shang yi kuai zhi, cong jin yi hou a, zhe ge zui zhuang yi tiao pi kai ba ta bian liang tiao.
[33:35.810]	bian wei shen me ne? zhe yang xie shang: tou fen jue mu, jian shi zhe sha, bu jian shi zhe fa.
[33:48.700]	zen me jiao jian shi a? ba ren fen pao le, guan cai dou lou le bai gu xian tian le, zhe ge ne zhe jiao jian shi zhe sha, beng ke qi, sha zui.
[34:00.744]	bu jian shi zhe fa, ju le fen di de shu le, chai le ren de shi bei le, xiang zhen dang wo chai chai chai le ren jia dian zuo er le dui bu dui?
[34:14.584]	zhe jiao bu jian shi, bu jian shi ne, fa! fa zui, zen me ge fa ne?
[34:22.067]	ming nian chun tian san yue, zhen dang da ta yi tang jiang nan wei, ming zhe shi da wei, an han zhe fa wang jiang nan.
[34:35.252]	yi lu guan yuan mian gui jie gui song, mian huang tu dian dao, mian jing shui po jie, bu zhu xing gong zhu min fang, wo gen lao bai xing yi ge yang.
[34:46.194]	hai gao su ni, an zhe yi zhan zou. liu shi li di wei yi zhan, liu shi li di wei yi yi zhan, an zhan zou.
[34:54.975]	yi bai tian da lai hui, feng yu wu zu, na jiu yao an zhan zou, liu shi li di zou yi tian, zou,
[35:03.218]	zhe yang yi bai tian zheng da lai hui, lu shang bu xu xiu xi, da yi tang jiang nan wei.
[35:08.891]	ang! ming zhe shi da wei, an han zhe shi fa wang jiang nan, fa chu qu le.
[35:17.262]	shuo yao zhen gei zhen dang nong shen hong yi shang chuan shang gua yi gua da suo lian zi, guo ti you ai. ei! yu xiong di ni mian zi shang ye nan kan na, dui bu dui.
[35:32.864]	zhen dang wo ne bu yao jin, wo ya zuo ge hong bu de dou du, lai gua dou du lian er dai shang.
[35:41.445]	ei, ni kan na ge na ge dai na dou du na shi qing dai qian long liu xia de, jiu dang ta de zui yi le na ge, a, dou du,
[35:50.752]	ta, dou du ni ni bie de dong xi ta dou ji sheng ji sheng de wei you na dou du ta fei lai ge lian er, dou du lian er, suo lian er.
[35:58.815]	ze wo wo zuo ge hong bu dou du, lai gua dou du lian er wo dai shang, wo da zhe tang jiang nan wei, yi bai tian da lai hui.
[36:06.301]	ei, ni kan zan men ge lia shuo ge si hua, dian shang ye mei ren, ru guo yao xing, zan men jiu zhe me ban. yao bu xing ne, zan men zai shang liang.
[36:18.173]	yu di liu yong, ni shuo zen me yang ne?
[36:22.197]	liu yong yi xiang a: shi le ye jiu shi liao liao, hei, zhe bu neng zhen ba huang shang sha le a, ai dui.
[36:34.201]	wan sui, nin nai you dao ming jun, qing nin long yi tian cai.
[36:39.887]	jiu jiu beng beng beng nong zhe zi yan er le long yi tian cai, zhe me shuo shi xing la?
[36:46.421]	hei! xing shi xing le, qing zhu zi nin nin nin luo bi xie shang dian er ba.
[36:53.722]	a? na yi si zen me zhao? ni xie shang pa ni jin er hui tou shuo liao bu suan zen me ban ne, nin nin luo bi xie shang dian er.
[37:02.654]	wo zi ji xie? ei! hao lei! he! huang shang zhe ge qi a,
[37:07.844]	xing le, ai ya! zuo huang shang rang wo lou lian le, hei! ei! zi ji gei zi ji pan zui!
[37:18.056]	mei ban fa. xing le ba? wan sui nin wo wo hai long yi tian cai na? wo yi jing cai xia lai le wo, xing le ba?
[37:34.982]	shi!
[37:37.945]	liu yong! ni ke zhi zui?
[37:42.965]	dang shi jiu bian lian, zhe ge suan wo wo ling le, ni ke zhi zui!
[37:48.667]	liu yong gan jin xia zhe gui xia le: chen zhi zui! chen shang dian bang jun, yi xiao fan shang, zhi fa fan fa, mie men jiu zu, pao fen jue mu, cuo gu yang
[38:03.308]	beng beng beng wang xia shuo le, beng wang xia shuo le, beng wang xia shuo le. ni mei na me da zui.
[38:09.114]	ni gang cai mo fen zhe chen gai shen si chen gai wan si chen gai wan wan si, ni ba wo dou qi hu tu le.
[38:16.589]	wo ba ni suo you de zui zhuang dou dou dou mian le ni cai can de wo ya.
[38:21.876]	ni zhe da chen zhen you neng nai! a! ni zhe guan suan zuo dao jia le!
[38:26.901]	leng ba huang shang can xia lai le! ni you ben shi, ni you neng nai, you cai xue, ni hai mei zui, ni mei zui.
[38:39.388]	ke you yi jie ya, ni neng nai zai da, xu wo zhe er bu yong ni xing bu xing a! ang? ba mao zi zhai le!
[38:55.926]	mao zi yi zhai ding zi ling zi yi qu xiao, jiu diu guan ba zhi.
[38:59.908]	ba mao zi zhai lou! ya zai long shu an. ting jian mei you,
[39:07.045]	hui jia zhi hou, xian ni san tian, li shi hu tong zhong tang fu teng chu lai, hui yuan ji zhong di bao wa zi qu.
[39:18.261]	san tian na san tian zhi nei, di si tian bei jing cheng na er jian zhe ni, bie guai zhen dang xin hen yi du,
[39:27.566]	bu ting zhao jian si zi ru dou, you yi ci wang sha jia, dao na shi hou shi bei jing, di si tian na er jian zhe ni na er sha ni, jiu di zheng fa!
[39:37.161]	mao zi ya zai long shu an, guan suan diu le, yi mo dao di, xia dian qu ba!
[39:45.292]	jiu zhe me wu qing? dang ran jiu zhe me wu qing.
[39:51.832]	liu yong yi song zhe ge lou hai dai, mao pan er zhe ge lou hai dai.
[39:56.701]	tou pin da yuan, ci feng san qian sui, tai hou yu er gan dian xia. na ge guan yao hun de diu guan ba zhi,
[40:07.896]	yi jie na mao pa yi zhai na mao zi, xin ru dao jiao, de xin teng si, xin teng si.
[40:16.129]	ke ke shi bie de zuo guan de xin teng si, yi zhai zhe mao zi nan guo. liu yong a bu nan guo, yi dian er dou bu nan guo.
[40:30.201]	ta zen me bu nan guo ya? yin wei ta na mao zi chang zhai, jiu gen na shua hou er shi de, zhai le zai dai shang.
[40:41.339]	zhai le dai dai le zhai zhai le dai, yi ge yue you you you you si hui de shi hou.
[40:45.941]	bu ding na hui ba huang shang qi mi hu le qi ji le, ba mao zi liu xia le. guo liang tian xiang ge zhu yi, deng er! ta you lai le.
[40:54.529]	bie ren nan guo, ta bu nan shou, yi song zhe ge lou hai dai, mao zi na guo lai ge zai long shu an.
[41:02.372]	zen me ge de? zhe ge hou tou bu shi you zhe ge zhe ge ling zi ma, you ling guan er a, ling zi ling guan er zhai xia lai.
[41:11.019]	ta zhe yang ge de, jiu zhe ge zhe ge zhe ge ling zi ling guan er chao wai,
[41:17.998]	zhe bu huang shang na long shu an ma, huang shang zai zhe er ma. mao zi zhai xia lai, ling zi chao wai.
[41:23.420]	gan ma chao wai a? hui tou nin ting, wo zhe er shuo ya, zhe shi dian bi, dao na er you yong.
[41:29.417]	zhe er yi ge, ge wan le you gui xia le: wan sui, nin hai hai you shi ma?
[41:39.520]	huang shang shuo: hai you shen me shi a? mei shi le.
[41:43.738]	mei shi le ha, na me wo yao zou le, hao , zan ge lia gai tian jian ba.
[41:51.828]	huang shang yi ting: zhen zhen zhen cheng cha guan r le wo zhe er a, zhen zan men ge lia gai ri jian na?
[41:59.085]	ba ta jiao hui lai wen wen, yi zuo mo bu neng, ni ba ta jiao hui lai wen wen, ni wen shen me ya? zen me zan ge lia gai ri jian?
[42:08.148]	hui tou ta shuo le, na dang ran la, wo zhe mao zi mei le, guan mei le, guan mei le wo men dang ran le jiu jiu shen me le.
[42:20.438]	gan qin mei duan na, shi tai hou de gan er zi a, zhe gen shuo ge lia ming er jian you you shen me guan xi ya.
[42:30.146]	hai de ba wo wen zhu, gan cui rang ta qu ba de le, huang shang ren le. mei ban fa, ren le.
[42:37.515]	liu yong xia dian lai le, yi jin chao fang: zhong wei zhong wei zhong wei zhong wei.
[42:44.074]	da huo er yi qiao: yo! mao zi mei la? xu zhen can xia lai le ba? mei zhun r zhen can xia lai le, yao ming le.
[42:54.376]	he shen yi qiao, xin li yi di gu, gan jin zhuan guo shen er qu, dou bu gan kan ta le.
[43:03.248]	liu yong a guo lai le: ai hei! he zhong tang! e hei hei hei! zhe ge shen me,
[43:10.322]	zan liang ge ren da du bu shi can huang shang ma, wo xian zai yi jing ba huang shang can xia lai le, a! mei bie de,
[43:16.681]	, bu shi ke tou bai wo wei shi ma, lai ba, ke ba! zen me zhao? hai sao wa?
[43:23.477]	o o o na bu yao jin! ming er ge shang wo jia zhao ge mei ren de di fang gei wo ke tou qu.
[43:29.634]	zhong wei nian xiong nian di, wo zhe ge guan diu le, ba huang shang can xia lai le, yi mo dao di he he, wo zhe hui jia bao hai zi qu le.
[43:36.627]	ke zhe me de, wo zhe ge hai you yi dang zi xi shi, he he jiu shi de le zhe me ge xiao tu di er,
[43:43.746]	zhe shi ge xi shi, a ming er ge wo jia li tou chao cai mian, xing bai shi li. ge wei nian xiong nian di dao wo jia chi qu ba, dao wo jia chi qu, zou le.
[43:55.388]	huo! niu zhe niu zhe ta chu lai le, he shen na, jiong zai na r le, lian sao de gen da hong bu shi de.
[44:03.651]	jiu wang ye yi qiao: ei! he shen, luo guo zhen zhen ba huang shang can xia lai le.
[44:11.900]	ei! na na na na wo men zhe wo men zhe bao ren ni ni ni ni ke gu mo zhe dian er a, dui bu dui,
[44:17.620]	bie rang ta zhao zhao wo men dao ma fan, gan cui jiu jiu jiu zhe er ke de le.
[44:22.596]	hei! wang ye nin hai gen zhe qi hong na nin, yao bu shi nin wo men zhi yu da zhe ge du ma, nin fei gei zuo bao.
[44:32.087]	bu shi zen me hui shi er? da huo er shuo dao di can xia lai mei can xia lai a?
[44:38.212]	deng deng. ei! wang ye zhe me yi qiao, you si ge xiao tai jian huan ban, wang xia zou. ei! jin lai yi ge!
[44:52.211]	yi dian shou er, jiao jin yi ge xiao tai jian jin lai. a! gei wang ye qing an, shen me shi er a nin na?
[44:57.548]	wen ni men dian shi qing, gang cai luo guo shang dian gan shen me qu la?
[45:02.243]	can huang shang.
[45:07.942]	zhen can huang shang? zen me yang a?
[45:12.588]	can la.
[45:14.052]	hai hai can la? can can huang shang shen me zui a?
[45:19.795]	tou fen jue mu.
[45:23.265]	huang shang tou fen jue mu? wo mei ting shuo guo. huang shang zen me hui tou fen jue mu a?
[45:29.805]	shi a, zhe bu shi huang shang zhe ge ba ming ling dian zuo er chai le, xiu le qian qing gong le na na mu liao, zhe me suan tou fen jue mu.
[45:40.252]	shi a! ei! wang ye shuo na bu dui a, na bu shi xian zai you gei na ming ling dian zuo er xiu shang le ma?
[45:47.093]	shi a, huang shang bi nin cong ming, ke shi luo guo bi huang shang hai cong ming ne.
[45:54.828]	huang shang ye zhe yang shuo, huang shang shuo bu neng suan tou fen jue mu, suan chai jiu gai xin.
[45:59.463]	a dui a!
[46:00.580]	a dui, ta shuo bu dui, ta shuo bu suan chai jiu gai xin.
[46:03.760]	na suan shen me ya? ta shuo zhe ge, ye bu zhi shen me, wo ye bu dong,
[46:07.596]	ta shuo shi mo shen me lao lao shen me lao fo shen me lao zu zong jin guan shi hou shuo de, ying dang bao hu ren jia ming ling,
[46:15.161]	zen me de wei bei zu zong sheng ming a, shen me dao huang ling zui jia yi deng.
[46:21.319]	shi a! shen me zui a?
[46:25.132]	yi zhe luo guo ne jiu ba huang shang gei gua le.
[46:28.704]	a?
[46:30.259]	e, huang shang mei na me ban.
[46:32.174]	fei hua, na shi bu neng na me ban, jie guo zen me ban de?
[46:35.629]	jie guo ne zhe ge, ming nian huang shang da yi tang jiang nan wei, ming zhe da wei, an han zhe fa wang jiang nan. yi bai tian da lai hui, suan shi fa chu qu le.
[46:47.893]	he! luo guo shen shen me zui a? jiu shi ba mao zi liu xia le, bie de zui mei you.
[46:57.419]	he shen shuo: bu dui! wang ye, huang shang rang ta gei qi mi hu le,
[47:03.719]	yi xiao fan shang, shang dian bang jun, zhi fa fan fa, mie men jiu zu, zen zen me hui luo ge diu mao zi a?
[47:10.524]	xiao tai jian shuo: shi, huang shang ye ye ming bai, ta bi huang shang hai ming bai,
[47:17.446]	ta zhe ge xian tao de en she, hou can de huang shang, huang shang mei zhu yi, ba ta zui dou she mian le ta cai can xia lai de.
[47:27.957]	de! ! he shen bie fei hua, gei ren ke tou qu a! bie rang wo zhe bao bao bao ren wei nan.
[47:36.716]	he shen zhe ge ji: wang ye nin bie gen zhe chao la. ai ya.
[47:42.200]	zhao ji a, zhuan guo lian qu yi xiang, ei! you lei, zhe me ban,
[47:51.645]	zhe luo guo ba huang shang can xia lai le, huang shang yi ding hen zhe ta ne, xian zai a wo xiang ge zhu yi, shang dian zou yi ben.
[48:02.467]	dui! gei ta lai ge xiao shan zi zhe me yi shan, jie zhe ji hui rang huang shang ba zhe luo guo gei sha le,
[48:12.188]	dui, ta ya bu ding zen me rao zhe wan sui ye ne, ba huang shang rao hu tu le, ta gei can xia lai le.
[48:19.332]	huang shang yi ding hen ta ne, wo shang dian wo yao zhe me yang zhe me yang zhe me yi shuo ne,
[48:24.165]	huang shang jiu ba ta gei sha le, wo zhe xiao shan zi jiu shan shang le.
[48:28.561]	zhe he shen zhen gou hen de, ba zhe huai zhu yi xiang hao le. zheng zhe shi hou tai jian zou shi chu zhe er han:
[48:37.132]	sheng shang chuan zhi, you ben chu ban zao zou, wu ben juan lian chao san, qing jia hai gong.
[48:42.539]	a ha he shen you ben!
[48:45.812]	a ha shi shen me ne? man zhou hua, fan han hua ne jiu shi nu cai liang ge zi.
[48:52.612]	yin wei zhe ge man ren na, xia bian gen gen zhe ge zhang guan shuo hua dou de zi cheng nu cai, gen huang shang shuo hua geng de cheng nu cai, a ha jiu shi nu cai,
[49:02.895]	he shen, nu cai he shen jian jia, jiu zhe me ge, zhe me ju hua.
[49:07.543]	a ha he shen you ben! he shen you ben, zhe er shuo he shen you ben,
[49:13.800]	huang shang zheng zuo zai na r sheng qi ne, yi ting shuo he shen you ben, huang shang geng huo le.
[49:21.638]	hei! xin shuo a, zhe shi man han lia zhong tang, zhe han zhong tang gang ba wo can xia lai, ni zhe man zhong tang ni shang zhe er gan ma lai le?
[49:33.950]	han chen wo lai la? xia wo de mian zi a? wo yao bu sha lia ye zhen bu zhu.
[49:40.856]	ni zhe me zhao, he shen shang dian bu rong fen shuo zhua ge cuo, wo xian ba ta sha le.
[49:44.949]	nin qiao zhe he shen duo dao mei ya.
[49:48.890]	zhe he shen na lai de zhe shi hou dao mei, zheng gan huang shang huo tou er shang a.
[49:57.417]	huang shang jiu xiang la, zhe shi man han lia zhong tang, zhe han zhong tang gang can wan le wo, ni ni man zhong tang shang lai gan ma a, han chen wo lai le.
[50:06.685]	ni zhe me zhao, bu rong fen shuo shang dian zhi hou zhua ge cuo, ba ta sha le.
[50:11.303]	he shen lai de shi hou bu hao. he shen sui zhi jin dian. he shen lai dao pin ji tai wang zhe er yi gui:
[50:19.451]	a ha he shen jian jia, can jian wu huang wan sui wan shou wu jiang.
[50:24.796]	qian long ta mei hao qi er a, xin li sheng zhe qi ne: jin jian zhen dang you he zou zhang?
[50:32.061]	qi zou wo zhu wan sui, a ha you yi shi bu ming yao lai ling jiao ling jiao.
[50:38.812]	hei! huang shang yi ting zhe lia ren shang liang hao le de zhe shi, gang cai na shang zhe er ling jiao ling jiao,
[50:48.195]	ling jiao ling jiao ba wo ling jiao fa chu qu le, ta you pao zhe er ling jiao lai le, hai xian wo zhe zui qing a.
[50:56.715]	huang shang dang ran sheng qi: shen shen shen me? shen me jiao ling jiao a, wo bu ai ting zhe ju hua, gan cui shen me shi shuo, beng ling jiao.
[51:08.082]	, wan sui, gang cai liu yong shang dian gan shen me lai le?
[51:17.555]	zhe shi han chen wo lai de. gan shen me lai le, can huang shang! can wo lai de.
[51:31.250]	, can le ma? fei fei dei ba wo wen ming bai le a.
[51:38.963]	can le!
[51:43.204]	ta gan can huang shang ma?
[51:45.794]	bu suan xin xian!
[51:48.074]	can huang shang hai bu xin xian na, xin xian na, na huang shang sheng qi ta jiu zhe yang shuo: a bu suan xin xian!
[51:55.774]	can nin shen me zui a?
[51:58.611]	tou fen jue mu!
[52:01.453]	wan sui ye nin duo za tou fen jue mu a?
[52:05.481]	gao su ni, chai le ming ling dian zuo er xiu gai qian qing gong.
[52:09.841]	nin bu shi you gei gai shang le ma?
[52:11.484]	fei hua! wo bi ni ming bai, ta bi zan lia quan ming bai. wo shuo chai jiu gai xin,
[52:20.802]	ta gao su wo wei bei shi zu sheng ming dao huang ling zui jia yi deng, wo wo hai you you shen me hua shuo ya?
[52:27.209]	na me nin zen me yang ne? zen me yang a! ming nian da yi tang jiang nan wei, ming zhe da wei an han zhe fa chu qu le.
[52:35.384]	ta shen me zui ne? mei zui!
[52:38.033]	ta shi yi xiao fan shang, shang dian bang
[52:40.052]	beng beng shuo beng shuo, wo zhi dao, yi xiao fan shang, shang dian bang jun, zhi fa fan fa, mie men jiu zu, pao fen jue mu, cuo gu yang hui.
[52:46.874]	zhe zui ming dou zhi dao. ta ya shang dian xian ba wo gei qi hu tu le, xian tao de en she hou can de wo, wo hai you shen me zhu yi?
[53:02.338]	huang shang jia dao kuai bu sha wu zui zhi ren, ta mei zui wo zen me ban na.
[53:09.639]	wan sui, na me nin xiang sha ta bu xiang sha ta ne? fei hua ma zhe bu shi, ta ba wo can xia lai, wo wo wo zen me le wo, a?
[53:19.541]	wo xiang sha xiang sha, bu shi gao su ni le ma, huang shang jia dao kuai bu sha wu zui zhi ren, ta xian tao de en she ta mei zui, wo zen me sha ya?
[53:28.834]	wan sui, bu guan ta you zui mei zui, jiu wen nin you qi mei qi.
[53:37.206]	huang shang shuo wo wo wo zen me hui mei qi a wo, wo zhe wo hai mei qi? wo dang ran you qi a, ta mei zui a.
[53:44.468]	nin yao you qi jiu neng xiang ge zhu yi sha ta.
[53:49.658]	huang shang yi ting: o, ta bu shi lai han chen wo nan kan wo lai le, o, ta shi gei wo chu qi lai le.
[53:57.063]	ei! na wo dao dao di ting ting ta de: a! na me ni shuo hai you shen me zhu yi ma?
[54:05.439]	wan sui, ta yi dian er zui dou mei you ma?
[54:09.029]	you a, ni mei kan ma, zhe bu mao zi zai zhe er ya zhe de ma? , mao zi zhai le, zhong tang diao le, guan mei le yi mo dao di,
[54:20.352]	xian san tian li shi hu tong zhong tang fu teng chu lai, hui yuan ji shan dong qing zhou fu zhu cheng xian, hui jia zhong di bao hai zi qu le.
[54:30.824]	guan mei le, zhi dao ma. di si tian bei jing cheng na er jian zhe na er sha, si zi ru dou bu ting zhao jian you yi ci wang sha jia, na shi jiu di zheng fa.
[54:43.029]	jiu zhe ge zui ming, mei zui. ni hai you shen me zhu yi?
[54:51.201]	wan sui, nin yao you qi jiu hao ban, wo chu ge zhu yi, xian zai nin xie yi dao zhi yi nin da ku li tou bo chu si wan yin zi lai.
[55:07.836]	gan shen me ya?
[55:10.087]	nin pai ren na gei liu yong a gei luo guo song jia qu, zhi yi shang jiu xie en ci lu fei yin, nin shang ta lu fei.
[55:21.381]	huang shang shuo ni shi na tou de ni? a? wo feng le wo, ta ba wo can mei le he zhe!
[55:29.995]	can wan le wo wo wo wo gei ta song si wan yin zi zuo lu fei, wo wo zen me na me nao de huang a wo, ni men lia ren ding hao le ji le?
[55:38.978]	bu shi, wan sui nin ting a, zhe ge nin bu shi bo si wan yin zi ma song lu fei, zhi yi shang bie xie si wan. na me xie duo shao? nin xie san wan.
[55:52.363]	huang shang shuo: wo na geng dao mei le wo, wo hua na mi xin qian gan ma na, duo gei yi wan yin zi.
[56:00.119]	nin ting wo gen nin shuo ya, nin zhi yi shang xie san wan, nin song de lu fei yin, ta hai neng yue ma, bu yue, bu yue ta ma ma hu hu jiu shou xia le.
[56:12.189]	nin xiang zhe ge, ta men ye lia lao zhe yang shuo, dao ta zhe er ta geng shuo le, ta zhe zhong tang qing shi shui ming shi jing, jia li tou mi bu guo shi shi, wen yin bu guo wu qian liang.
[56:28.660]	ye lia liang bei zi zhong tang, jia li lian wu qian liang yin zi dou mei you, shui xin na, you zuo guo yu shi, jing shi lai cai de guan a, ta neng mei qian ma.
[56:41.634]	ta lao shuo ta mei qian, zhe ge ne nin gei song si wan yin zi, zhi yi shang xie san wan,
[56:49.658]	dao na er ne ta ma ma hu hu jiu shou xia le, shou xia zhi hou dao di san tian ta hui jia, ta de dao zhang yi men hui shan dong.
[56:59.493]	yi chu zhang yi men, zhang yi men lian na er pai bing ding ba shou, ba ta zhua le, wen ta gan ma? hui jia. yin zi na er de? huang shang gei de lu fei. duo shao?
[57:11.539]	nin zhi yi shang xie san wan, ta ye an san wan shou de, dang ran ta shuo san wan.
[57:16.621]	san wan hao, hui lai, dai dao wu chao men zhe er, wu chao men wai da cheng yue yin zi, yue yue duo shao.
[57:26.030]	zhi yi shang xie san wan, ta ye shuo san wan, pa! yi yue si wan, duo yi wan yin zi. zhe yi wan yin zi na lai de? lai yuan zai na er?
[57:34.913]	shuo bu shang lai, da ta ge tan zang mai fa, sha ta ge bi kou wu yan, zhe bu jiu sha le ma.
[57:43.724]	dui a! huang shang hu tu cui de, nin xiang xiang na ge zhu er shi gan shen me de? ni chu zhe zhu yi.
[57:58.043]	dui! hao! zhe jiu xie, bo yin zi. jiu yi zhe ni, ei! hai bu xing,
[58:08.878]	he shen, wo zhe yao gei ta song yin zi qu ta bu yi xin ma? ba wo can xia lai wo dao gei ta yin zi, ta lai ge bu yao, ni shuo zhe bu shi bai fei le ma?
[58:19.125]	ei! wan sui nin zen me le? bu yao, bu yao dang shi jiu sha ta, kang zhi bu zun na!
[58:24.932]	e dui dui dui! jiu zhe me zhao. hai dui ne bo yin zi bo wan le.
[58:31.681]	na me nin pai ren song qu ba.
[58:33.941]	hai pai shui a, jiu ni gei ta song qu de le.
[58:36.525]	wo? heng hao ma, wo gei song qu, mei mei si ye you bi, na ta hai bu liu wo de shen na, wo bu neng song.
[58:44.973]	na me shui song a?
[58:47.733]	ru guo shuo nin yao pai san wei wang ye, wo pei zhe ta men san wei song qu.
[58:53.961]	yin wei zhe ge qi wang ba wang jiu wang gen luo guo dou bu cuo, pai ta men san wei song qu, ta jiu bu yi xin le, wo gen zhe ye mei guan xi.
[59:03.702]	hao! xuan san wei qin wang shang dian. qi wang ba wang jiu wang ye san wei qin wang shang dian.
[59:12.020]	huang shang zhe me yi shuo: xian zai ya liu yong a sui ran ba wo can xia lai le, dan shi ta zhe guan qing ru shui ming ru jing,
[59:19.304]	ye lia liang bei zi zhong tang, shi zan men chao li dong liang you gong zhi chen, xian zai ta zhe guan diu le yi mo dao di hui jia bao hai zi qu le,
[59:27.848]	na me zhen dang kan zai ta fu qin mian r shang, shang ta zhe ge lu fei yin san wan.
[59:36.270]	huang shang ye zhe me shuo, san wei wang ye ne ye zhe me ting. nin ke ting ming bai lou, san wei wang ye bu zhi dao gei zai zang yi wan yin zi,
[59:47.709]	yao zhi dao a, qi wang ba wang bu shuo, jiu wang ye bie kan zhe ren xing ru lie huo pi qi zui bao,
[59:55.209]	ei, yao ta ming gei ren zai zang ta ye bu qu, jiu wang ye you zhe me ge geng zhi. ke shi dou bu zhi dao.
[60:04.457]	pai ni men san ge ren yi tong he shen ni men qu gei song zhe san wan lu fei yin, e, kuai qu kuai lai, zhen wo bu tui chao deng zhe ni men hui chao jiao zhi, gan jin lai.
[60:17.144]	shi! san wei wang ye he shen xia dian qu, xia dian zen me yang ne? yue yin zi, luo duo zi tuo zhe ben li shi hu tong.
[60:28.846]	ta men zhe er zou zhe bu ti, zhe liu yong ne xian hui de jia ya, liu yong xian hui jia zen me yang ne?
[60:36.220]	da zhe ge chao fang gen zhe he shen shuo wan le: ming ming er shang wo jia ke tou qu ba, zhong wei ming er shang wo na chi chao cai mian, xi shi.
[60:44.739]	shuo wan zhe hua da yao da bai chu lai le. gan qing zhe ge ding zi ling zi mei le, zhe er tu nao dai dai zhe chao zhu, hou tou you ge xiao bian er ye bu hao kan.

[00:01.330]	shì tǎo shǎng a? hái shì cān rén a?
[00:05.858]	shì wén guān tān le zāng la? shì wǔ jiàng shòu le huì la?
[00:10.242]	jīn ér nǐ biē zhe cān shuí ne?
[00:14.484]	huáng shàng shì shēng qì, tiān tiān tóu yī běn ér shì tā de, zhè yàng wèn dào.
[00:19.460]	hēi, dāo pà duì le qiào. liú yōng yī tīng zhè kě hài pà le.
[00:24.866]	yō, bié huáng shàng gēn zhè hé shēn liǎng gè rén shāng liáng hǎo le yào wǒ de nǎo dài ba?
[00:33.203]	? jìn cháo fáng hé shēn yě wèn wǒ cān wén cān wǔ? cān shuí? huáng shàng zěn me yě lái zhè yī tào?
[00:42.062]	wǒ, wǒ cān tā, zěn, zěn me cān a? duō yào liú shén.
[00:49.338]	qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, chén jīn tiān shàng diàn, yī bù cān wén, èr bù cān wǔ,
[00:55.713]	yīn yǒu yī shì bù míng, yào zài wǒ zhǔ jià qián lǐng jiào lǐng jiào.
[01:03.395]	zhè liǎng jù jiào pāi mǎ pì, huáng shàng yī tīng, gāo xìng le. hēng hēng, xīn shuō: qiáo jiàn méi?
[01:15.755]	dōu shuō nǐ liú yōng yǒu néng nài, yǒu xué wèn yǒu cái shí yǒu cái gàn, shén me dōu zhī dào,
[01:23.647]	hēi, nào le bàn tiān hái yǒu nǐ bù zhī dào de. shàng wǒ zhè ér lái lǐng jiào lái le.
[01:31.489]	duì ya, lǎo bǎi xìng bù zhī dào de shì qíng xiàng dà guān lǐng jiào,
[01:36.160]	dà guān dōu bù zhī dào, wèn lái wèn qù hái dé wèn dào zhèn dāng wǒ zhè ér.
[01:41.776]	xīn lǐ zhè me yī shū fú zhè me yī gāo xìng, jiù yào duō shuō liǎng jù huà. yě jiù yǒu zhè dǎo méi de jī huì le.
[01:51.498]	yào duō shuō liǎng jù. ó! hé shì bù míng? shuō! zhèn dāng gào sù nǐ. gāo xìng ma.
[02:04.140]	qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, chén yīn wèi bù míng bái yī tiáo dà qīng lǜ, tè lái lǐng jiào lǐng jiào.
[02:12.190]	qián lóng yī tīng: hāi! nán de nǐ hái zuǒ dōu yù shǐ, a? dà qīng lǜ yǒu, yǒu yī tiáo huì bù míng bái?
[02:22.004]	nǎ tiáo bù míng bái? bú yào jǐn, wǒ nà yì sī gāng yào shuō nǎ tiáo bù míng bái wǒ gào sù nǐ,
[02:32.125]	wǒ gào sù nǐ zhè" gào sù" liǎ zì méi chū lái, jiù chū lái gè" wǒ" zì ér,
[02:37.217]	huáng shàng yī xiǎng: bú duì tóu! nǎ tiáo bù míng bái, wǒ
[02:44.772]	dà qīng lǜ tā bù míng bái? bù néng ba? tā fù qīn zuò guò yòu dōu yù shǐ, tā zhè ér zuò zuǒ dōu yù shǐ,
[02:58.811]	yù shǐ yán guān jìng zhǐ zhe cān rén chī fàn, cān wén cān wǔ, shú dú dà qīng lǜ, nà lǜ tiáo dōu bèi xià lái le, tā tā huì bù míng bái?
[03:10.063]	zhè gè biè biè bié dǎ bó zi hòu tou guò lái de ba? biē zhe rào wǒ yī xià zǐ? bù néng shàng zhè gè dāng.
[03:20.644]	míng bái le ne, zěn me yàng ne? gǎi kǒu le. yīng dàng shì nǎ tiáo bù míng bái, wǒ gào sù nǐ,
[03:27.058]	xīn lǐ yī zuó mo bú duì, dāng shí jiù gǎi le: ó, dà qīng lǜ bù míng bái a? hēi, nǎ tiáo bù míng bái, wǒ wǒ yě bù zhī dào.
[03:39.236]	méi gǎn shuō wǒ gào sù nǐ, wǒ yě bù zhī dào.
[03:42.516]	liú yōng yī tīng: nà nà nǎ ér xíng a? nǐ bù zhī dào, nǐ bù zhī dào huí tóu wǒ wǒ zěn me cān nǐ a?
[03:50.090]	wǒ bù cān nǐ, wǒ huí tóu nà nà cháo fáng nà ér wǒ wǒ hái gē zhe yī lǎo shī ne. wǒ dé gěi tā kē tóu a,
[03:56.352]	nǐ bù míng bái? nǐ yě bù míng bái huáng shàng yě bù míng bái, yào gē bié rén méi huà jiù xià diàn le, liú yōng yǒu bàn fǎ.
[04:12.378]	gàn ma ne? mō dǔ zi, chá nà huài zhàng, jiù nà liú sān běn nà huài zhǔ yì.
[04:20.291]	, zhè jù huà wèn chū qù, nǐ yào zài gǎn shuō bù míng bái, wǒ jiù gǎi xìng. zhēn yǒu zhè huài zhǔ yì.
[04:28.809]	āi yā, nà tài bù còu qiǎo le, yīn wèi chén bù míng yī tiáo dà qīng lǜ, chén bù míng zé lái wèn jūn, xiǎng bú dào jūn yě bù zhī,
[04:42.564]	wǒ zhǔ wàn suì nín yě bù zhī dào, zhè tài bù qiǎo le. wǒ bù zhī dào, nín bù zhī dào,
[04:48.698]	jì rán jūn chén jiē bù míng dà qīng lǜ, nà me dà qīng lǜ yào tā hé yòng a? wàn suì qǐng chuán zhǐ bǎ tā fèi le ba.
[04:56.340]	biè biè bié jiè! nà nà nǎ néng fèi a nà gè.
[05:02.031]	dà qīng lǜ fèi le méi wáng fǎ le, nà nà bù fǎn le ma nà gè, biè biè bié fèi, fèi bù dé.
[05:07.814]	shì a, nà me nín shuō fèi bù dé, nín yě bù zhī dào, wǒ yě bù zhī dào, nà yào tā yǒu shén me yòng a nà gè?
[05:14.139]	hēi zhè wán yì ér a, xīn shuō zhè kuài mó gū zhēn mó ya, a! méi huà gēn tā shuō ya.
[05:23.822]	bú yào jǐn, zhèn yě bù zhī ài qīng yě bù xiǎo, méi guān xì, xiàn zài yǒu lǎo shī.
[05:35.953]	fēn fù sì gè xiǎo tài jiàn: qù, dào kù fáng lǐ tou, bǎ zhè gè dà qīng lǜ de bǎn tú dā la lái, ràng tā zì jǐ zhǎo ! qù! shì!
[05:49.210]	sì gè xiǎo tài jiàn bēn kù fáng lǐ tou dā zhè gè dà qīng lǜ de bǎn tú.
[05:53.996]	dà qīng lǜ bǎn tú sì bù, zhè me hòu, shàng tou dōu shì hóng mù tou. sān ge dà zì" dà qīng lǜ".
[06:02.753]	jiù shì nà gè nà gè" dà míng lǜ" gēn běn jiù fǎ lǜ méi gǎi, jiù shì shàng tou gǎi le, gǎi" dà qīng lǜ". sì bù.
[06:11.524]	xiǎo tài jiàn dā zhe zhè gè, xīn lǐ zhè bù gāo xìng: zhè dōu shì luó guō, méi shì gěi wǒ men zhǎo shì ér wán.
[06:20.338]	ná lái ba, sì bù dà qīng lǜ ná lái le. huáng shàng shuō: bǎi zài yǎn tóu lóu, nǎ tiáo bù míng bái, zì jǐ chá.
[06:29.168]	xīn lǐ nà yì sī: nǐ nǐ chá zhe chá zhe nǐ fán le, nǐ zì jǐ jiù xià diàn qù le, duì bú duì.
[06:37.707]	liú yōng jiù kàn le, huáng shàng zài zhè ér zuò zhe, tā ne guì zài na r kàn zhè dà qīng lǜ.
[06:46.376]	hái dé niàn, tóu yī tiáo:" móu fǎn dà nì líng chí chǔ sǐ"
[06:58.952]	nà wèi shuō nǐ kàn guò dà qīng lǜ? méi yǒu. tīng rén shuō de? tóu yī tiáo shì zhè gè? yě méi yǒu.
[07:07.400]	nǐ zěn me zhī dào? wǒ wǒ nà me xiǎng de. nǐ zhè me xiǎng xiàng huà ma? , wǒ zhè me xiǎng yě yě xǔ xiàng huà.
[07:16.693]	wǒ rèn wéi, guò qù de nà gè tǒng zhì jiē jí, yóu dǎ zhè gè xiāo hé fàn lǜ yǐ hòu, fàn wán fǎ lǜ yǐ hòu,
[07:24.891]	dǎ nà ér yǐ hòu zhè gè zhè gè lǜ tiáo yī chū lái, tóu yī tiáo nà zhǔn shì zhè gè, tǒng zhì jiē jí ma. móu fǎn dà nì líng chí chǔ sǐ.
[07:32.215]	nǐ yào biē zhe zhēng zhè huáng shàng, zhè jiù shì móu fǎn dà nì, nǐ yào xiǎng zuò huáng shàng, líng chí chǔ sǐ, zhǔn shì guǎ zuì.
[07:42.503]	tóu yī tiáo jiù shì zhè gè, wéi hù tā zhè gè tǒng zhì jiē jí de lì yì. suǒ yǐ wǒ wǒ wǒ zhè yě yě jiù zhè me yī xiǎng, wǒ yě méi kàn jiàn guò.
[07:50.411]	móu fǎn dà nì líng chí chǔ sǐ. qīn ér zi hài sǐ qīn fù qīn líng chí chǔ sǐ. qīn wài shēng hài sǐ qīn niáng jiù zhǎn lì jué.
[08:06.039]	míng huǒ zhí zhàng zhǎn lì jué. qiáng dào shā rén zhǎn lì jué. qiáng dào fàng huǒ zhǎn lì jué.
[08:17.071]	tā jiù wǎng xià zhè me yī niàn, niàn le néng yǒu sì shí duō tiáo a, hái méi fān piān r ne.
[08:27.130]	qián lóng zhè me yī qiáo, a, xīn shuō:" jīn ér zhè kuài mó gū kě gòu qiāng a, sì shí duō tiáo méi fān piān r,
[08:41.229]	zhè me hòu sì bù, niàn wán le míng ér tiān liàng jiàn nà. hēi, tā yòu guì zài zhè ér gēn wǒ kōu zhuān fèng ér lái le.
[08:52.454]	, shàng cì cān hé nán xún fǔ shí bā kuǎn, jiù zhè shí bā kuǎn, tā zài zhè ér guì le yì tiān bàn xiǔ,
[09:05.676]	wǒ dào le zhè gè zhè gè sān gēng duō tiān cái huí qù. wǔ gēng tiān wǒ yòu chū lái le, yòu zuò cháo le.
[09:15.444]	kàn jīn ér zhè sì bù bǐ nà shí bā kuǎn duō de duō ya, nà jiù béng huí qù la, jiē zhe jiē zhe lái ba, míng ér gè jiù shàng cháo la,
[09:25.383]	ā, xīn shuō zhè kuài mó gū zěn me bàn nà. yǒu lei, wǒ bù lǐ nǐ, duì, pā zài lóng shū àn shàng zhuāng shuì"
[09:38.458]	nà yì sī ne, nǐ niàn zhe niàn zhe wǒ bù dā chá r tīng bu jiàn dòng jìng le, nǐ jiù dé qiáo qiáo,
[09:45.909]	nǐ zhè me yī qiáo, wǒ zhè ér shuì zháo le, nǐ kě bù gǎn guò la bā lā wǒ, nǐ yī bā lā wǒ jīng jià le.
[09:54.151]	? nǐ zhè nǐ béng shuō guò lái bā lā wǒ, nǐ nǐ nǐ gāng wǎng qǐ zhè me yī zhàn, wú gù xíng dòng yǒu yì cì wáng shā jià,
[10:03.147]	nǐ jiù huó bù liǎo, nǐ jiù bù gǎn. hēi duì. zhuāng shuì.
[10:10.840]	liú yōng ne hái bù zhī dào, hái wǎng xià niàn. tā lǎo niàn lǎo niàn fān piān r.
[10:17.013]	niàn le èr bǎi duō tiáo, hèn bù néng ràng huáng shàng dā yī jù chá ér, tā hǎo gēn huáng shàng shuō shàng huà.
[10:23.173]	shuō shàng huà hǎo rào zhe wān ér de cān tā, míng zhe cān cān bù liǎo wa.
[10:27.781]	shàng diàn bàng jūn zhī fǎ fàn fǎ, nà nà nà gè zǔ fén dōu páo le nà shòu de liǎo ma.
[10:33.126]	xiǎng gēn tā huà lǐ zhǎo huà, tā niàn le hǎo jǐ bǎi tiáo, lǎo bù dā chá zěn me huí shì ér ne.
[10:41.190]	tā bù xiān shì zhè yàng niàn ma, zhè huí zhè yàng niàn. lì qǐ lái niàn, lì qǐ lái niàn hǎo zhè yàng, tōu zhe qiáo yī xià, qiáo qiáo huáng shàng.
[10:53.724]	ó shuì zháo la. hēi hǎo, wǒ zhè ér bái niàn le hé zhe. éi zhè wǒ niàn gěi shuí tīng a zhè gè.
[11:02.228]	tīng bu jiàn nǐ bù dā chá, wǒ wǒ wǒ zěn me cān nǐ a. guò qù jiào, éi yōu bù néng, guò qù hǎo ma yǒu yì cì wáng shā jià, nà wǒ yě huó bù liǎo. éi zhè zěn me bàn ne.
[11:17.054]	yòu yòu mō tā zhè huài zhàng ne. yī chá, xià! zhè huí nán le. zuì mò yī běn zuì mò yī piān zuì mò yī tàng, yǒu zhè me tàng huài zhǔ yì.
[11:29.327]	ó zhuāng shuì, wǒ yī jiào tā, wú gù xíng dòng yǒu yì cì wáng shā jià wǒ huó bù liǎo, xīn shuō:
[11:37.109]	" huáng shàng huáng shàng, wǒ yě béng jiào nǐ, wǒ zhào yàng hái niàn zhè dà qīng lǜ, wǒ niàn dào zhè tiáo lǜ tiáo shàng,
[11:45.622]	yào bù bǎ nǐ niàn, jiù suàn nǐ zhēn shuì zháo le, wǒ yào bù bǎ nǐ niàn xǐng lóu, wǒ bù jiào liú sān běn ér."
[11:53.841]	yǒu zhè huài zhǔ yì, yǒu! niàn bié de shí hòu a, tā zhè gè shēng yīn hái hěn dī,
[12:01.260]	nà gè nà gè, míng huǒ zhí zhàng zhǎn lì jué, zhè zhè shēng ér xiǎo, niàn lái niàn qù niàn dào zhè tiáo hū rán jiān shēng yīn tǐng dà,
[12:14.464]	qiáng dào shāng rén zhǎn lì jué, qiáng dào fàng huǒ zhǎn lì jué, móu hài qīn fū méi zuì!
[12:24.787]	nín zuó mo zhè huáng shàng hái shuì de zháo shuì bù zháo, huáng shàng yī tīng zěn me zěn me zhāo? móu hài qīn fū méi zuì?
[12:35.575]	ā hā, a shì, zhè gè pǎo le méi zuì, dǎi zhe zhào yàng huó bù liǎo.
[12:40.592]	fèi huà ma zhè bú shì, nà nǐ shuō tā gàn ma nà nà gè. shén me yě shì pǎo le méi zuì dǎi zhe huó bù liǎo a, hēi hēi, zhè a, zhè zhēn kě qì a.
[12:55.797]	gěi gěi niàn xǐng le. éi xīn shuō nǐ dā chá le zhè jiù hǎo bàn le, wǒ zài wǎng xià niàn, yòu wǎng xià niàn. niàn zhe niàn zhe huáng shàng yòu bù lǐ tā le.
[13:07.480]	gàn ma? yòu zhuāng shuì le. liú yōng zhè huí zhè me yī qiáo, yòu yòu shuì la, zhè kě má fán le.
[13:17.530]	zhè wǒ zěn me niàn? shén me shén me shén me méi zuì, pǎo le méi zuì, dǎi huí lái zhào yàng huó bù liǎo, gào wǒ xì shuǎ jūn wáng wǒ yě huó bù liǎo.
[13:29.003]	bù néng zhè yàng niàn le. hēi! chōu lěng de niàn dào zhè tiáo lǜ tiáo shàng, tā yǒu le bàn fǎ le.
[13:38.985]	tōu fén jué mù, dǐ xià shì sān ge zì zhǎn lì jué, kě shì tā yī kàn zhè dǐ xià zhè sā zì zhǎn lì jué,
[13:48.343]	liǎ shǒu zhí tou, tōu zhe qiáo zhe qiáo tài jiàn, zhǔn zhī dào huáng shàng nà ér shuì le, sì gè xiǎo tài jiàn, qiáo wán le zhān diǎn tuò mò tǒng gè kū lóng.
[14:00.437]	jiù zhè gè tōu fén jué mù zhǎn lì jué zhè sā zì ér gěi kōu xià qù le, méi le. guāng niàn zhè zhè zhè yī tiáo,
[14:10.465]	tōu fén jué mù, tōu fén jué mù,
[14:15.894]	tā zuì kě qì ne tā niàn chū gāo ǎi yīn lái, yīn yáng jù ér lái.
[14:21.275]	tōu fén jué mù! tōu fén jué mù! tōu fén jué mù! tōu fén jué mù! tōu fén jué mù! tōu fén jué mù!
[14:35.937]	huáng shàng shuō nǐ ài tīng zhè liǎng jù a shì zěn me de, nǐ wǎng xià niàn nà. huáng shàng yòu dā chá r le.
[14:44.281]	tā yī jǔ zhè bǎn tú, wàn suì nín ràng wǒ wǎng xià niàn, wǒ zěn me niàn nà? huáng shàng shuō zěn me bù néng niàn?
[14:50.947]	wàn suì lóng mù yù lǎn. huáng shàng yī qiáo, nà ér zěn me yī dà kū lóng a? zěn me huí shì qíng? liú yōng, zhè shì zěn me huí shì qíng?
[15:05.712]	wàn suì, chén zhī dào zhǐ zhàn bā bǎi mò zhàn yī qiān, mò zhàn yī qiān nián, zhǐ zhàn bā bǎi nián bù fén zì zhe, dà gài qí xǔ shì zì jǐ zhe le ba.
[15:20.233]	sì gè xiǎo tài jiàn yī tīng bí zǐ dōu qì wāi le. nǐ yào bù tǒng tā, tā tā jiù zhe la. a? nà shi zhe le ma nà gè?
[15:29.140]	kě xiǎo tài jiàn xīn lǐ de huà yě bù gǎn shuō. nà nǐ zěn me shuō ya? wǒ wǒ bù shuō shéi zhī dào duì bú duì, wǒ dé shuō.
[15:36.871]	huáng shàng yī tīng: ó duì duì, yǒu zhè me jù huà, zhǐ zhàn bā bǎi mò zhàn yī qiān, zhǐ zhàn bā bǎi nián bù fén.
[15:44.772]	yòu yī xiǎng bú duì a, zhè suàn dà míng lǜ, dào le dà qīng, zhè cái duō shào nián nà, ? sān bǎi lái nián nà,
[15:56.041]	zěn me huí shì ér? ó duì, yě yě xǔ kù lǐ tou hào zǐ kěn de.
[16:04.272]	huáng shàng jiù wǎng zhè ér xiǎng. nà zěn me yàng nà? wǎng xià niàn.
[16:11.792]	tā zhè ér shàng tou méi zì ér, wǒ zěn me niàn ne? wǒ bù zhī dào zhè zuì míng wǒ zěn me niàn ne?
[16:16.928]	xiàng nà gè huáng shàng yīng dāng shuō: jì rán bù zhī dào, nà nà xià diàn qù ba.
[16:20.695]	yào bǎ tā hōng xià qù, zhè tiān nà yě jiù méi shì le. huáng shàng yě shì dǎo méi cuī de, fēi yào gēn tā shuō liǎng jù.
[16:34.103]	zhè jiù méi fǎ niàn la? hēi! nán de nǐ men yé liǎ zuò le liǎng bèi zi zhōng táng, zuǒ dōu yù shǐ yòu dōu yù shǐ, lián zhè me gè lǜ tiáo nǐ men dōu bù zhī dào ma?
[16:47.235]	wàn suì, zhè gè tōu fén jué mù shì shén me zuì zhuàng ne?
[16:51.415]	zhǎn lì jué!
[16:54.557]	shén me jiào zhǎn lì jué ya?
[16:57.320]	a? hēi nǐ zhè zuǒ dōu yù shǐ zěn me zuò de a? zhǎn lì jué dōu bù dǒng, shā tóu, kǎn, lián zhè dōu bù dǒng ma?
[17:07.050]	ó, zhǎn lì jué jiù shì shā tóu, nà me éi, wàn suì, shén me jiào tōu fén jué mù ne?
[17:14.420]	zé, huáng shàng yī tīng zhēn má fán le zhè gè, zěn me má fán le?
[17:21.210]	zhè lù rén tā bù néng gēn tā dā chá r ma, nǐ zhè ér yī dā chá r tā tā jiù lái shì ér le ma.
[17:27.366]	, zěn me jiào zhǎn lì jué gào sù tā le, tā yòu wèn le zěn me suàn tōu fén jué mù? nǐ shuō wǒ zěn me gào sù tā?
[17:33.969]	zěn me suàn tōu fén jué mù wǒ gào sù tā le, nǐ bǎ rén fén páo le jiù suàn tōu fén jué mù.
[17:40.263]	huí tóu tā yòu wèn le, yào jù le fén dì shù suàn bù suàn ne? wǒ shuō jù le fén dì shù yě suàn.
[17:47.576]	tā yòu shuō le: nà bǎ rén shí bēi nòng tǎng le zěn me suàn ne?
[17:52.008]	qiáo dǎ zhè ér yī bù gēn yī bù jiù méi wán le, zhè bù dìng wèn dào duō zá qù. gān cuì bié má fán gào sù tā.
[18:00.021]	hāi! zěn me jiào tōu fén jué mù dōu bù dǒng ma? gào sù nǐ, rén jiā a yīn zhái yáng zhái yī lǐ, nǐ zhù fáng zi, rén fáng zi lǐ tou nǐ tōu rén jiā dōng xī yě bù xíng.
[18:13.502]	rén jiā nà gè yīn zhái yě shì yí yàng, shì fén dì suǒ yǒu de yī cǎo yī mù dōu bù néng dòng, zhī dào ma?
[18:21.464]	dòng rén fén dì de yī cǎo yī mù jiù jiào tōu fén jué mù, jiù shì zhǎn lì jué, zhī dào le ba!
[18:29.462]	shì! qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, jì rán zhè yàng chén yǒu yī běn bù gǎn mào zòu, kǒng qí mào fàn tiān yán, chén dāng shēn sǐ.
[18:41.200]	qián lóng yī tīng, zhè zhè yòu shén me máo bìng a zhè shì? gàn ma zì jǐ dān zhǎo zhǎo zhè me yī tiáo zuì zhuàng a? zěn āi yō! bú yào jǐn yǒu huà nǐ shuō.
[18:59.366]	a bú shì, , chén bù gǎn shuō, kǒng qí mào fàn tiān yán, mào fàn tiān yán pà dé zuì wǒ, dé zuì huáng shàng.
[19:08.760]	nǐ dé zuì wǒ gàn ma ya? mào fàn tiān yán, shén me shì a?
[19:13.463]	chén wǒ dé wèn míng bái nín, nín dìng zhè gè lǜ tiáo shì guāng wèi zhè gè lí míng bǎi xìng,
[19:21.265]	wèi lǎo bǎi xìng dìng de? hái shì zuò guān wèi huàn de yǒu zhè gè xíng wéi yě yě yě àn lǜ zhì zuì, yě guǎn ne?
[19:30.122]	zhè jù huà qián lóng shēng qì le, bié kàn nà dāng nà gè tǒng zhì jiē jí, suī rán nà yàng, piào liàng huà tā de yào shuō.
[19:39.076]	hú shuō! zěn me? zhèn dāng wǒ dìng zhè gè lǜ tiáo jiù wèi lǎo bǎi xìng la? zuò guān wèi huàn de wǒ jiù bù guǎn ma? qǐ yǒu cǐ lǐ!
[19:48.960]	bú yào jiǎng tā zuò guān wèi huàn, bèi zǐ bèi lè fàn le fǎ zhào yàng! qīn wáng jùn wáng yī lǜ cóng zuì!
[19:58.197]	āi, béng shuō qīn wáng jùn wáng le, kàn jiàn méi yǒu, lián zhèn dāng wǒ yě zài qí nèi! zhī dào ma! zhè jiào wáng zǐ fàn fǎ, yǔ mín tóng zuì! zhī dào la?
[20:18.764]	shì, chén rú guǒ yào mào zòu, kǒng pà mào fàn tiān yán, chén gāi shēn sǐ.
[20:26.820]	bú yào jǐn. huáng shàng yī tīng a, zhè yí dìng shì něi gè zuò dà guān de, yǒu le tōu fén jué mù de xíng wéi ràng tā fā xiàn le,
[20:34.990]	tóng shí zhè guān bǐ tā dà, yào gào sù wǒ bù gǎn shuō, tā gāi shēn sǐ.
[20:41.656]	yī xiǎng zhè shì hǎo shì qíng, zhè gè wǒ wǒ wǒ dé gěi tā zuò zhǔ, yào bù rán tā bù shuō ya, bù néng ràng tā bù shuō.
[20:54.164]	bú yào jǐn, zhèn dāng shù nǐ wú zuì, shuō ba.
[20:59.312]	xiè zhǔ lóng ēn.
[21:00.622]	béng xiè ēn la, shuō ba, shuí tōu fén jué mù a?
[21:03.852]	chén bù gǎn mào zòu.
[21:07.611]	bú shì shù nǐ wú zuì le ma?
[21:10.587]	chén gāi wàn sǐ.
[21:14.426]	huáng shàng yī tīng, yō, chén gāi shēn sǐ tā zì jǐ, chén gāi wàn sǐ, zěn me zhāo? miè mén jiǔ zú, āi yā zhè shì shén me rén tōu fén jué mù a?
[21:29.396]	bié shì zhè gè qīn wáng jùn wáng ba? dào de yào tīng tīng wǒ de běn jiā wǒ de zōng shì bù néng yǒu zhè yàng de rén.
[21:36.524]	bú yào jǐn! shù nǐ jǔ jiā wú zuì, shuō ba!
[21:41.215]	xiè zhǔ lóng ēn.
[21:42.991]	shuí?
[21:44.563]	chén bù gǎn mào zòu, chén gāi wàn wàn sǐ.
[21:49.869]	huáng shàng shuō wǒ yào jí sǐ. nǐ zěn me zhè me má fán nà nǐ, a?
[21:59.764]	chén gāi shēn sǐ běn rén, chén gāi wàn sǐ quán jiā gāi zhǎn miè mén jiǔ zú, chén gāi wàn wàn sǐ, páo fén jué mù cuò gǔ yáng huī,
[22:07.365]	zhè zhè shì shén me rén nà zhè shì? a? yī zuó mo yuè zhè yàng zi wǒ yuè dé gěi tā zuò zhǔ.
[22:13.731]	zhè bù dǎo méi cuī de ma? tā zěn me xiǎng yě méi xiǎng dào zì jǐ zhè ér lái.
[22:22.460]	de de dé, wǒ wǒ jiǎn zhí nǐ yào bǎ wǒ jí sǐ le, nǐ ya yě béng chén gāi shēn sǐ chén gāi wàn sǐ chén gāi wàn wàn sǐ le.
[22:29.108]	gān cuì, suǒ yǒu nǐ yī qiè de zuì wán quán shè miǎn le, nǐ kuài diǎn shuō xíng le ba? huáng shàng děng jí le, nǐ kuài diǎn shuō xíng le ba?
[22:40.823]	xiè zhǔ lóng ēn!
[22:42.803]	huáng shàng yī tīng: dé, zhè ēn xiè dé kě tài kuài le, zhè lǒu zǐ xiǎo bù liǎo, nǐ kàn zhe zhè guān xiǎo bù liǎo, bù dìng shì shuí ne.
[22:52.590]	hái hái bù dìng shì shuí ne. nǐ shuō ba.
[22:57.645]	wàn suì, nín céng jì de qián sān nián huáng gōng nèi qián qīng gōng zháo huǒ.
[23:08.685]	huáng shàng yī tīng: āi, nà wǒ zěn me bù jì de?
[23:11.779]	qián sān nián qián qīng gōng zháo huǒ, qián qīng gōng bèi huǒ fén huà, huǒ tóu méi yǒu ná zhe.
[23:17.765]	éi, zhè bú shì ma? hái zài lóng shū àn shàng, zhì jīn cǐ àn wèi xiāo.
[23:22.851]	méi zhǎo zháo tóu, zhè zhèn dāng wǒ zěn me bù jì de? wǒ jì de! zěn me yàng ne?
[23:29.133]	wàn suì, qián qīng gōng bèi huǒ fén huà yǐ hòu, nín yào zhòng gài qián qīng gōng.
[23:35.396]	huáng shàng shuō: nà dāng rán la, wǒ yào zhòng gài.
[23:38.022]	kě shì yīn wèi zhè gè yùn hé méi yǒu shuǐ, nán fāng de mù liào lái bù liǎo,
[23:45.109]	méi yǒu zhè me dà de mù liào, nín jiàn zhè gè qián qīng gōng jiù jiàn bù qǐ lái.
[23:51.105]	yòu zhuǎn guò yī nián lái, dào le zhè nián chūn tiān, nín dào le jīng běi shí sān líng qù dǎ le tàng chūn wéi.
[24:01.393]	jīng běi shí sān líng jiù shì míng líng, míng cháo de fén dì. jīng běi shí sān líng.
[24:07.131]	huáng shàng shuō: a, bù cuò, shàng nǎ ér dǎ wéi zěn me yàng?
[24:11.556]	wàn suì nín dào jīng běi shí sān líng, nín dǎ le yī tàng chūn wéi,
[24:15.485]	nín kàn rén jiā míng cháo míng líng de diàn zuò ér mù liào dōu shì nán mù, nà gè mù liào hǎo,
[24:22.058]	nín bǎ rén jiā zhè gè míng líng de diàn zuò ér chāi le, bǎ mù liào lā huí lái xiū le nín de qián qīng gōng le,
[24:29.981]	nín nà bù suàn tōu fén jué mù?
[24:33.812]	hēi! huáng shàng yī tīng: hǎo wā, zhè me liú shén nà me liú shén, gěi gěi wǒ yī xià zǐ. wǒ zhè ér hái zhí gěi tā zuò zhǔ nà, a?
[24:48.581]	wǒ shuō tā xiè ēn xiè de zhè me kuài nà, nào le bàn tiān pǎo dào wǒ zhè ér lái le.
[24:55.780]	duì a wǒ shuō la, yīn zhái yáng zhái yī lǐ r, dòng rén jiā yī cǎo yī mù dōu suàn tōu fén jué mù.
[25:01.997]	wǒ bǎ rén diàn zuò ér gěi chāi le, mù liào lā lái xiū le qián qīng gōng le duì a.
[25:07.791]	huáng shàng yī xiǎng zhè zuì bù néng rèn, rèn le zhè zuì, wǒ shuō le wáng zǐ fàn fǎ yǔ mín tóng zuì, zhēn zhēn zhēn shā huáng shàng?
[25:17.419]	? gěi wǒ lái lái gè xiǎo zuì míng wǒ yě shòu bù liǎo a, bù néng. yào xiǎng bàn fǎ,
[25:28.184]	jiǎ zhuāng zhèn jìng. hēng hēng hēng! āi yā! liú yōng, nǐ zhè shì zěn me shuō huà ne? zhèn dāng wǒ nà néng suàn tōu fén jué mù ma?
[25:41.255]	wàn suì, nín shuō le fén dì yī cǎo yī mù bù néng dòng, dòng rén yī cǎo yī mù jiù suàn tōu fén jué mù, nín nà zěn me bù suàn tōu fén jué mù ne?
[25:51.011]	zé! nǐ zěn me hái méi míng bái ya! bù cuò! zhèn chāi le gān qīng chāi le zhè gè míng líng de diàn zuò ér xiū gài wǒ de qián qīng gōng le,
[26:03.113]	xiū shì xiū le, nán fāng mù liào méi lái a, nán fāng mù liào lái le yǐ hòu, wǒ yòu gěi zhè gè míng líng diàn zuò ér xiū shàng le,
[26:15.879]	zuì jìn cái jiāo de gōng a, nǐ wèn yī wèn dà jiā dōu zhī dào a, ! nǐ wèn wèn wén wǔ bǎi guān, nǐ yě zhī dào a,
[26:24.399]	wǒ yǐ jīng gěi xiū shàng le, wǒ wǒ wǒ nà néng néng suàn tōu fén jué mù ma? a?
[26:30.936]	a, wàn suì, nín nà bù suàn tōu fén jué mù, nà me nín suàn shén me ne?
[26:37.925]	nà hái yòng shuō ya, yǐ jīng gěi gài shang le, chāi jiù gài xīn nà! zěn me suàn tōu fén jué mù a?
[26:45.681]	bù jiào tōu fén jué mù, jiào chāi jiù gài xīn, bù dàn méi zuì ér qiě yǒu gōng! zhī dào la?
[26:58.108]	liú yōng yī tīng yǒu lei, hēi, nǐ zhè shì zhǎo dǎo méi a! a?
[27:07.031]	gěi nǐ zhǎo gè kǎn zuì, nǐ bù yuàn yì lǐng a, fēi děi gěi nǐ zhǎo gè guǎ zuì nǐ cái rèn a? xíng lei, zài gěi nǐ jiā diǎn fèn liàng.
[27:18.481]	tā zhēn sǔn.
[27:20.903]	wàn suì, nín nà gè jiào chāi jiù gài xīn nà.
[27:24.839]	dāng rán la! chāi jiù gài xīn nà! bù dàn méi zuì ér qiě yǒu gōng!
[27:29.614]	wàn suì, jù wēi chén wǒ xiǎng, wàn suì nín nà yě bù jiào tōu fén jué mù, yě bù jiào chāi jiù gài xīn.
[27:39.983]	huáng shàng shuō: nà me wǒ wǒ wǒ nà suàn shén me nà?
[27:43.705]	wàn suì nín céng jì de, wǒ dà qīng jìn guān yǐ lái, shì zǔ zhāng huáng dì xià le sān dào míng lìng.
[27:54.124]	shì zǔ zhāng huáng dì jiù shì shuō shùn zhì, shùn zhì wèi shì zǔ zhāng huáng dì, zhè shì zài nà gè tā men nà gè tǒng zhì jiē jí tā jiù shì nà me yàng de shuō tā.
[28:03.263]	shì zǔ zhāng huáng dì jìn guān yǐ lái xià le sān dào míng lìng.
[28:07.591]	dì yī tiáo yào shùn mín qíng gōng mǎi gōng mài.
[28:12.380]	dì èr tiáo yào gǎi huàn fú zhuāng, míng cháo shì shā mào yuán lǐng lǒng fā bāo jīn,
[28:20.492]	dà qīng guó de rén dǐng zǐ líng zi bǔ guà cháo zhū páo tào xuē mào, rén liú xiǎo biàn ér. jiào sǎo qù sì yí dìng dǐng zhōng yuán.
[28:30.209]	dì sān dào míng lìng jiù shì, zhè gè nǎ cháo miè nǎ cháo wa yīng dāng bǎ tā fén dì dōu gěi páo le,
[28:38.776]	kě shì zán men dà qīng gēn rén míng cháo méi zhè yàng de chóu hèn, yīn wèi míng cháo qǐ nèi luàn, zán men chèn xū ér rù dé de dà míng tiān xià, zán men gēn rén jiā méi chóu.
[28:49.787]	suǒ yǐ shì zǔ zhāng huáng dì dì sān dào míng lìng, bù xǔ chāi huǐ míng líng, bù dàn bù xǔ chāi huǐ, ér qiě wǒ men dà qīng pài wèi duì bǎo hù míng líng,
[29:00.349]	bù dàn bǎo hù míng líng, bìng qiě dào qīng míng jiā jié, shì dà qīng guó chī gōng guó wáng jué fèng lù zhě yào gěi míng líng shàng fén shāo zhǐ, miǎn duàn hòu dài xiāng yān.
[29:12.709]	zhè shì shì zǔ zhāng huáng dì lǎo zǔ zōng de yí zhǐ, zěn me dào wàn suì nín zhè ér bù tīng, nín gěi rén chāi le?
[29:22.207]	nín zhè zěn me suàn tōu fén jué mù a, éi nín zhè zěn me jiào chāi jiù gài xīn nà.
[29:28.566]	a! nà wǒ nà suàn shén me ya?
[29:32.244]	nín nà suàn shén me ya, nín nà suàn wéi bèi lǎo zǔ zōng shèng mìng, dào huáng líng zuì jiā yī děng.
[29:41.740]	huáng shàng yī tīng: nà nà nǐ bǎ wǒ guǎ liǎo de le. hēi! nǐ zhēn lì hài a, qiáo zhè yī dà tào.
[29:50.953]	huáng shàng zěn me yàng? shuō bù guò tā yě jí le, zhēn jí ya. nǎ ér yǒu guǎ huáng shàng de zhè wán yì ér.
[29:58.942]	a! hǎo hǎo hǎo hǎo! jiù yī zhe nǐ, jiù suàn dào huáng líng zuì jiā yī děng, nán dào shuō yǒu shā zhèn wǒ de dāo ma!
[30:11.845]	dà qīng guó méi zhè zhì dù, nǎ nǎ ér yǒu shā huáng shàng de dāo a,
[30:16.462]	béng shuō huáng shàng le, nà zhōng táng fàn zuì yě méi yǒu shā de, méi yǒu shā zhōng táng de dāo.
[30:23.086]	zài qīng dài shí hòu, zhōng táng fàn le zuì zěn me yàng ne?
[30:27.776]	cì bái, yī gēn bái líng zǐ zì yì, zì jǐ lēi sǐ huò zhě gěi jiǎo sǐ, zhè shì zuì zhòng de, méi yǒu méi yǒu shā zhōng táng de dāo.
[30:36.464]	qīng dài jiù shā le yí gè zhōng táng, jiù shì shuí ya? bǎi suī, bǎi zhōng táng.
[30:41.967]	yīn wèi zhè gè tā zuò zhǔ kǎo guān diǎn le liǎng gè chàng xì de, ràng zhè gè sù liù bǎ tā gěi cān xià lái le,
[30:49.889]	jiù shā le zhè me yí gè bǎi suī bǎi zhōng táng, jiù jiù zhè me yí gè.
[30:53.343]	méi yǒu shā zhōng táng de dāo, nǎ ér shā huáng shàng de dāo.
[30:56.364]	nán dào shuō hái yǒu shā zhèn dāng wǒ de dāo bù chéng ma!
[31:00.430]	liú yōng yī xiǎng: xíng le, zhè jiào jiáo qíng le, wǒ bù gēn nǐ jiáo qíng,
[31:07.872]	nǐ shì huáng shàng nǐ dèng yǎn jiù shì gōng shì a, fǎn zhèng wǒ wǒ fǎn zhèng wǒ wǒ bǎ nǐ cān xià lái jiù suàn de.
[31:15.537]	wǎng shàng pèng tóu: wàn suì, wàn suì gāng cái shuō de wáng zǐ fàn fǎ yǔ mín tóng zuì, wàn suì nǎi shì yǒu dào míng jūn, nín fàn de zuì zhuàng, qǐng wǒ zhǔ wàn suì lóng yì tiān cái.
[31:35.545]	lóng yì tiān cái nǐ xiǎng zěn me bàn jiù zěn me bàn, nǐ shuō zhè yīng dāng shén me zuì, zán men jiù dìng shén me zuì.
[31:43.176]	huáng shàng yī tīng: hē! zhēn lì hài a!
[31:47.189]	yī xiǎng a, méi bié de zhǔ yì, xiàn zài ya nǐ yào gēn tā dèng yǎn bù xíng, tā nà ér yǒu lǐ a. zhè zěn me yàng? yě ruǎn xià lái le. gēn tā shāng liáng.
[32:02.322]	āi! shuí ràng zhèn dāng fàn le fǎ le ne, liú ài qīng, nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ qǐ lái, ! cì zuò! nǐ zuò zhè ér zán zán zán men suàn xián liáo tiān r.
[32:26.538]	hǎo! zhè chéng chá guǎn r le zhè ér, huáng shàng gēn tā xián liáo tiān r lái le, zěn me zhāo ne? dèng yǎn shì gōng shì shòu bù liǎo wa.
[32:37.051]	zuò zhè ér nǐ zuò zhè ér, zhè ér yě méi yǒu rén, jiù zhè jǐ gè tài jiàn, a éi, zhèn dāng wǒ zāi zài nǐ shǒu lǐ tou,
[32:45.599]	nǐ wǒ jūn chén, nǐ yòu shì tài hòu de yù ér gàn diàn xià, a, , lā gè jiā zhǎng zán men shì gē liǎ ér shì bú shì?
[32:56.336]	zhè me bàn! wǒ ya xiǎng chū yí gè tōng róng de fǎ zǐ lái, zhè gè dà qīng lǜ shàng bú shì tōu fén jué mù zhǎn lì jué ma.
[33:09.140]	jiù shì tōu fén jué mù jiù shì shā zuì ma, zhèn wǒ fàn le zhè gè zuì zhuàng yǐ hòu a,
[33:15.299]	qiǎo jìn r! nà lǜ tiáo nà dà qīng lǜ shàng nà nà bú shì ràng ràng ràng hào zǐ kěn le ma, yě méi yǒu le ma.
[33:23.708]	zhèng hǎo! zán men bǎ tā bǔ shàng yí kuài zhǐ, cóng jīn yǐ hòu a, zhè gè zuì zhuàng yī tiáo pī kāi bǎ tā biàn liǎng tiáo.
[33:35.810]	biàn wéi shén me ne? zhè yàng xiě shàng: tōu fén jué mù, jiàn shī zhě shā, bú jiàn shī zhě fā.
[33:48.700]	zěn me jiào jiàn shī a? bǎ rén fén páo le, guān cái dǒu lōu le bái gǔ xiàn tiān le, zhè gè ne zhè jiào jiàn shī zhě shā, béng kè qì, shā zuì.
[34:00.744]	bú jiàn shī zhě fā, jù le fén dì de shù le, chāi le rén de shí bēi le, xiàng zhèn dāng wǒ chāi chāi chāi le rén jiā diàn zuò ér le duì bú duì?
[34:14.584]	zhè jiào bú jiàn shī, bú jiàn shī ne, fā! fā zuì, zěn me gè fā ne?
[34:22.067]	míng nián chūn tiān sān yuè, zhèn dāng dǎ tā yī tàng jiāng nán wéi, míng zhe shì dǎ wéi, àn hán zhe fā wǎng jiāng nán.
[34:35.252]	yí lù guān yuán miǎn guì jiē guì sòng, miǎn huáng tǔ diàn dào, miǎn jìng shuǐ pō jiē, bú zhù xíng gōng zhù mín fáng, wǒ gēn lǎo bǎi xìng yī ge yàng.
[34:46.194]	hái gào sù nǐ, àn zhe yì zhàn zǒu. liù shí lǐ dì wèi yī zhàn, liù shí lǐ dì wèi yī yì zhàn, àn zhàn zǒu.
[34:54.975]	yī bǎi tiān dǎ lái huí, fēng yǔ wú zǔ, nà jiù yào àn zhàn zǒu, liù shí lǐ dì zǒu yì tiān, zǒu,
[35:03.218]	zhè yàng yī bǎi tiān zhěng dǎ lái huí, lù shàng bù xǔ xiū xī, dǎ yī tàng jiāng nán wéi.
[35:08.891]	áng! míng zhe shì dǎ wéi, àn hán zhe shì fā wǎng jiāng nán, fā chū qù le.
[35:17.262]	shuō yào zhēn gěi zhèn dāng nòng shēn hóng yī shang chuān shang guà yī guà dà suǒ liàn zǐ, guó tǐ yǒu ài. éi! yú xiōng dì nǐ miàn zi shàng yě nán kàn nà, duì bú duì.
[35:32.864]	zhèn dāng wǒ ne bú yào jǐn, wǒ ya zuò gè hóng bù de dōu dù, lái guà dōu dù liàn ér dài shàng.
[35:41.445]	éi, nǐ kàn nà gè nà gè dài nà dōu dù nà shi qīng dài qián lóng liú xià de, jiù dāng tā de zuì yī le nà gè, a, dōu dù,
[35:50.752]	tā, dōu dù nǐ nǐ bié de dōng xī tā dōu jì shéng jì shéng de wéi yǒu nà dōu dù tā fēi lái gè liàn ér, dōu dù liàn ér, suǒ liàn ér.
[35:58.815]	zé wǒ wǒ zuò gè hóng bù dōu dù, lái guà dōu dù liàn ér wǒ dài shàng, wǒ dǎ zhè tàng jiāng nán wéi, yī bǎi tiān dǎ lái huí.
[36:06.301]	éi, nǐ kàn zán men gē liǎ shuō gè sī huà, diàn shàng yě méi rén, rú guǒ yào xíng, zán men jiù zhè me bàn. yào bù xíng ne, zán men zài shāng liáng.
[36:18.173]	yù dì liú yōng, nǐ shuō zěn me yàng ne?
[36:22.197]	liú yōng yī xiǎng a: shì le yě jiù shì liǎo liǎo, hēi, zhè bù néng zhēn bǎ huáng shàng shā le a, āi duì.
[36:34.201]	wàn suì, nín nǎi yǒu dào míng jūn, qǐng nín lóng yì tiān cái.
[36:39.887]	jiù jiù béng béng béng nòng zhè zì yǎn ér le lóng yì tiān cái, zhè me shuō shì xíng la?
[36:46.421]	hēi! xíng shì xíng le, qǐng zhǔ zi nín nín nín luò bǐ xiě shàng diǎn ér ba.
[36:53.722]	a? nà yì sī zěn me zhāo? nǐ xiě shàng pà nǐ jīn ér huí tóu shuō liǎo bù suàn zěn me bàn ne, nín nín luò bǐ xiě shàng diǎn ér.
[37:02.654]	wǒ zì jǐ xiě? éi! hǎo lei! hē! huáng shàng zhè gè qì a,
[37:07.844]	xíng le, āi ya! zuò huáng shàng ràng wǒ lòu liǎn le, hēi! éi! zì jǐ gěi zì jǐ pàn zuì!
[37:18.056]	méi bàn fǎ. xíng le ba? wàn suì nín wǒ wǒ hái lóng yì tiān cái nà? wǒ yǐ jīng cái xià lái le wǒ, xíng le ba?
[37:34.982]	shì!
[37:37.945]	liú yōng! nǐ kě zhī zuì?
[37:42.965]	dāng shí jiù biàn liǎn, zhè gè suàn wǒ wǒ lǐng le, nǐ kě zhī zuì!
[37:48.667]	liú yōng gǎn jǐn xià zhe guì xià le: chén zhī zuì! chén shàng diàn bàng jūn, yǐ xiǎo fàn shàng, zhī fǎ fàn fǎ, miè mén jiǔ zú, páo fén jué mù, cuò gǔ yáng
[38:03.308]	béng béng béng wǎng xià shuō le, béng wǎng xià shuō le, béng wǎng xià shuō le. nǐ méi nà me dà zuì.
[38:09.114]	nǐ gāng cái mó fēn zhe chén gāi shēn sǐ chén gāi wàn sǐ chén gāi wàn wàn sǐ, nǐ bǎ wǒ dōu qǐ hú tú le.
[38:16.589]	wǒ bǎ nǐ suǒ yǒu de zuì zhuàng dōu dōu dōu miǎn le nǐ cái cān de wǒ ya.
[38:21.876]	nǐ zhè dà chén zhēn yòu néng nài! a! nǐ zhè guān suàn zuò dào jiā le!
[38:26.901]	lèng bǎ huáng shàng cān xià lái le! nǐ yǒu běn shì, nǐ yǒu néng nài, yǒu cái xué, nǐ hái méi zuì, nǐ méi zuì.
[38:39.388]	kě yǒu yī jiě ya, nǐ néng nài zài dà, xǔ wǒ zhè ér bù yòng nǐ xíng bù xíng a! áng? bǎ mào zi zhāi le!
[38:55.926]	mào zi yī zhāi dǐng zǐ líng zi yī qǔ xiāo, jiù diū guān bà zhí.
[38:59.908]	bǎ mào zi zhāi lóu! yā zài lóng shū àn. tīng jiàn méi yǒu,
[39:07.045]	huí jiā zhī hòu, xiàn nǐ sān tiān, lǐ shì hú tòng zhōng táng fǔ téng chū lái, huí yuán jí zhòng dì bào wá zǐ qù.
[39:18.261]	sān tiān nà sān tiān zhī nèi, dì sì tiān běi jīng chéng nǎ ér jiàn zhe nǐ, bié guài zhèn dāng xīn hěn yì dú,
[39:27.566]	bù tīng zhào jiàn sī zì rù dōu, yǒu yì cì wáng shā jià, dào nà shí hou shì běi jīng, dì sì tiān na ér jiàn zhe nǐ nǎ ér shā nǐ, jiù dì zhèng fǎ!
[39:37.161]	mào zi yā zài lóng shū àn, guān suàn diū le, yī mǒ dào dǐ, xià diàn qù ba!
[39:45.292]	jiù zhè me wú qíng? dāng rán jiù zhè me wú qíng.
[39:51.832]	liú yōng yī sōng zhè gè lǒu hǎi dài, mào pàn ér zhè gè lǒu hǎi dài.
[39:56.701]	tóu pǐn dà yuán, cì fēng sān qiān suì, tài hòu yù ér gàn diàn xià. nà gè guān yào hùn de diū guān bà zhí,
[40:07.896]	yī jiě nà mào pà yī zhāi nà mào zi, xīn rú dāo jiǎo, dé xīn téng sǐ, xīn téng sǐ.
[40:16.129]	kě kě shì bié de zuò guān de xīn téng sǐ, yī zhāi zhè mào zi nán guò. liú yōng a bù nán guò, yì diǎn ér dōu bù nán guò.
[40:30.201]	tā zěn me bù nán guò ya? yīn wèi tā nà mào zi cháng zhāi, jiù gēn nà shuǎ hóu ér shì de, zhāi le zài dài shang.
[40:41.339]	zhāi le dài dài le zhāi zhāi le dài, yí gè yuè yǒu yǒu yǒu yǒu sì huí de shí hòu.
[40:45.941]	bù dìng nǎ huí bǎ huáng shàng qì mí hu le qì jí le, bǎ mào zi liú xià le. guò liǎng tiān xiǎng gè zhǔ yì, dēng ér! tā yòu lái le.
[40:54.529]	bié rén nán guò, tā bù nán shòu, yī sōng zhè gè lǒu hǎi dài, mào zi ná guò lái gē zài lóng shū àn.
[41:02.372]	zěn me gē de? zhè gè hòu tou bú shì yǒu zhè gè zhè gè líng zi ma, yǒu líng guǎn ér a, líng zi líng guǎn ér zhāi xià lái.
[41:11.019]	tā zhè yàng gē de, jiù zhè gè zhè gè zhè gè líng zi líng guǎn ér cháo wài,
[41:17.998]	zhè bù huáng shàng nà lóng shū àn ma, huáng shàng zài zhè ér ma. mào zi zhāi xià lái, líng zi cháo wài.
[41:23.420]	gàn ma cháo wài a? huí tóu nín tīng, wǒ zhè ér shuō ya, zhè shì diàn bǐ, dào nà ér yǒu yòng.
[41:29.417]	zhè ér yī gē, gē wán le yòu guì xià le: wàn suì, nín hái hái yǒu shì ma?
[41:39.520]	huáng shàng shuō: hái yǒu shén me shì a? méi shì le.
[41:43.738]	méi shì le hā, nà me wǒ yào zǒu le, hǎo , zán gē liǎ gǎi tiān jiàn ba.
[41:51.828]	huáng shàng yī tīng: zhēn zhēn zhēn chéng chá guǎn r le wǒ zhè ér a, zhēn zán men gē liǎ gǎi rì jiàn nà?
[41:59.085]	bǎ tā jiào huí lái wèn wèn, yī zuó mo bù néng, nǐ bǎ tā jiào huí lái wèn wèn, nǐ wèn shén me ya? zěn me zán gē liǎ gǎi rì jiàn?
[42:08.148]	huí tóu tā shuō le, nà dāng rán la, wǒ zhè mào zi méi le, guān méi le, guān méi le wǒ men dāng rán le jiù jiù shén me le.
[42:20.438]	gān qīn méi duàn nà, shì tài hòu de gān ér zi a, zhè gēn shuō gē liǎ míng ér jiàn yǒu yǒu shén me guān xì ya.
[42:30.146]	hái dé bǎ wǒ wèn zhù, gān cuì ràng tā qù ba dé le, huáng shàng rěn le. méi bàn fǎ, rěn le.
[42:37.515]	liú yōng xià diàn lái le, yī jìn cháo fáng: zhòng wèi zhòng wèi zhòng wèi zhòng wèi.
[42:44.074]	dà huǒ ér yī qiáo: yō! mào zi méi la? xǔ zhēn cān xià lái le ba? méi zhǔn r zhēn cān xià lái le, yào mìng le.
[42:54.376]	hé shēn yī qiáo, xīn lǐ yī dí gū, gǎn jǐn zhuǎn guò shēn ér qù, dōu bù gǎn kàn tā le.
[43:03.248]	liú yōng a guò lái le: āi hēi! hé zhōng táng! é hēi hēi hēi! zhè gè shén me,
[43:10.322]	zán liǎng gè rén dǎ dǔ bú shì cān huáng shàng ma, wǒ xiàn zài yǐ jīng bǎ huáng shàng cān xià lái le, a! méi bié de,
[43:16.681]	, bú shì kē tóu bài wǒ wèi shī ma, lái ba, kē ba! zěn me zhāo? hài sào wa?
[43:23.477]	ó ó ó nà bú yào jǐn! míng ér gè shàng wǒ jiā zhǎo gè méi rén de dì fāng gěi wǒ kē tóu qù.
[43:29.634]	zhòng wèi nián xiōng nián dì, wǒ zhè gè guān diū le, bǎ huáng shàng cān xià lái le, yī mǒ dào dǐ hē hē, wǒ zhè huí jiā bào hái zi qù le.
[43:36.627]	kě zhè me dé, wǒ zhè gè hái yǒu yī dàng zǐ xǐ shì, hē hē jiù shì de le zhè me gè xiǎo tú dì ér,
[43:43.746]	zhè shì gè xǐ shì, a míng ér gè wǒ jiā lǐ tou chǎo cài miàn, xíng bài shī lǐ. gè wèi nián xiōng nián dì dào wǒ jiā chī qù ba, dào wǒ jiā chī qù, zǒu le.
[43:55.388]	huò! niǔ zhe niǔ zhe tā chū lái le, hé shēn nà, jiǒng zài na r le, liǎn sāo dé gēn dà hóng bù shì de.
[44:03.651]	jiǔ wáng yé yī qiáo: éi! hé shēn, luó guō zhēn zhēn bǎ huáng shàng cān xià lái le.
[44:11.900]	éi! nà nà nà nà wǒ men zhè wǒ men zhè bǎo rén nǐ nǐ nǐ nǐ kě gū mō zhe diǎn ér a, duì bú duì,
[44:17.620]	bié ràng tā zhǎo zhǎo wǒ men dào má fán, gān cuì jiù jiù jiù zhè ér kē dé le.
[44:22.596]	hēi! wáng yé nín hái gēn zhe qǐ hòng nà nín, yào bú shì nín wǒ men zhì yú dǎ zhè gè dǔ ma, nín fēi gěi zuò bǎo.
[44:32.087]	bú shì zěn me huí shì ér? dà huǒ ér shuō dào dǐ cān xià lái méi cān xià lái a?
[44:38.212]	děng děng. éi! wáng yé zhè me yī qiáo, yǒu sì gè xiǎo tài jiàn huàn bān, wǎng xià zǒu. éi! jìn lái yí gè!
[44:52.211]	yì diǎn shǒu ér, jiào jìn yí gè xiǎo tài jiàn jìn lái. a! gěi wáng yé qǐng ān, shén me shì ér a nín nà?
[44:57.548]	wèn nǐ men diǎn shì qíng, gāng cái luó guō shàng diàn gàn shén me qù la?
[45:02.243]	cān huáng shàng.
[45:07.942]	zhēn cān huáng shàng? zěn me yàng a?
[45:12.588]	cān la.
[45:14.052]	hái hái cān la? cān cān huáng shàng shén me zuì a?
[45:19.795]	tōu fén jué mù.
[45:23.265]	huáng shàng tōu fén jué mù? wǒ méi tīng shuō guò. huáng shàng zěn me huì tōu fén jué mù a?
[45:29.805]	shì a, zhè bú shì huáng shàng zhè gè bǎ míng líng diàn zuò ér chāi le, xiū le qián qīng gōng le ná nà mù liào, zhè me suàn tōu fén jué mù.
[45:40.252]	shì a! éi! wáng yé shuō nà bú duì a, nà bú shì xiàn zài yòu gěi nà míng líng diàn zuò ér xiū shàng le ma?
[45:47.093]	shì a, huáng shàng bǐ nín cōng míng, kě shì luó guō bǐ huáng shàng hái cōng míng ne.
[45:54.828]	huáng shàng yě zhè yàng shuō, huáng shàng shuō bù néng suàn tōu fén jué mù, suàn chāi jiù gài xīn.
[45:59.463]	a duì a!
[46:00.580]	ā duì, tā shuō bú duì, tā shuō bù suàn chāi jiù gài xīn.
[46:03.760]	nà suàn shén me ya? tā shuō zhè gè, yě bù zhī shén me, wǒ yě bù dǒng,
[46:07.596]	tā shuō shí mǒ shén me lǎo lǎo shén me lǎo fó shén me lǎo zǔ zōng jìn guān shí hòu shuō de, yīng dāng bǎo hù rén jiā míng líng,
[46:15.161]	zěn me de wéi bèi zǔ zōng shèng mìng a, shén me dào huáng líng zuì jiā yī děng.
[46:21.319]	shì a! shén me zuì a?
[46:25.132]	yī zhe luó guō ne jiù bǎ huáng shàng gěi guǎ le.
[46:28.704]	a?
[46:30.259]	è, huáng shàng méi nà me bàn.
[46:32.174]	fèi huà, nà shi bù néng nà me bàn, jié guǒ zěn me bàn de?
[46:35.629]	jié guǒ ne zhè gè, míng nián huáng shàng dǎ yī tàng jiāng nán wéi, míng zhe dǎ wéi, àn hán zhe fā wǎng jiāng nán. yī bǎi tiān dǎ lái huí, suàn shì fā chū qù le.
[46:47.893]	hē! luó guō shén shén me zuì a? jiù shì bǎ mào zi liú xià le, bié de zuì méi yǒu.
[46:57.419]	hé shēn shuō: bú duì! wáng yé, huáng shàng ràng tā gěi qì mí hu le,
[47:03.719]	yǐ xiǎo fàn shàng, shàng diàn bàng jūn, zhī fǎ fàn fǎ, miè mén jiǔ zú, zěn zěn me huì luò gè diū mào zi a?
[47:10.524]	xiǎo tài jiàn shuō: shì, huáng shàng yě yě míng bái, tā bǐ huáng shàng hái míng bái,
[47:17.446]	tā zhè gè xiān tǎo de ēn shè, hòu cān de huáng shàng, huáng shàng méi zhǔ yì, bǎ tā zuì dōu shè miǎn le tā cái cān xià lái de.
[47:27.957]	dé! ! hé shēn bié fèi huà, gěi rén kē tóu qù a! bié ràng wǒ zhè bǎo bǎo bǎo rén wéi nán.
[47:36.716]	hé shēn zhè gè jí: wáng yé nín bié gēn zhe chǎo la. āi yā.
[47:42.200]	zháo jí a, zhuǎn guò liǎn qù yī xiǎng, éi! yǒu lei, zhè me bàn,
[47:51.645]	zhè luó guō bǎ huáng shàng cān xià lái le, huáng shàng yí dìng hèn zhe tā ne, xiàn zài a wǒ xiǎng gè zhǔ yì, shàng diàn zòu yī běn.
[48:02.467]	duì! gěi tā lái gè xiǎo shàn zi zhè me yī shàn, jiè zhè jī huì ràng huáng shàng bǎ zhè luó guō gěi shā le,
[48:12.188]	duì, tā ya bù dìng zěn me rào zhe wàn suì yé ne, bǎ huáng shàng rào hú tú le, tā gěi cān xià lái le.
[48:19.332]	huáng shàng yí dìng hèn tā ne, wǒ shàng diàn wǒ yào zhè me yàng zhè me yàng zhè me yī shuō ne,
[48:24.165]	huáng shàng jiù bǎ tā gěi shā le, wǒ zhè xiǎo shàn zi jiù shàn shàng le.
[48:28.561]	zhè hé shēn zhēn gòu hěn de, bǎ zhè huài zhù yì xiǎng hǎo le. zhèng zhè shí hòu tài jiàn zòu shì chù zhè ér hǎn:
[48:37.132]	shèng shàng chuán zhǐ, yǒu běn chū bān zǎo zòu, wú běn juàn lián cháo sàn, qǐng jià hái gōng.
[48:42.539]	ā hā hé shēn yǒu běn!
[48:45.812]	ā hā shì shén me ne? mǎn zhōu huà, fān hàn huà ne jiù shì nú cái liǎng gè zì.
[48:52.612]	yīn wèi zhè gè mǎn rén nà, xià biān gēn gēn zhè gè zhǎng guān shuō huà dōu dé zì chēng nú cái, gēn huáng shàng shuō huà gèng dé chēng nú cái, ā hā jiù shì nú cái,
[49:02.895]	hé shēn, nú cái hé shēn jiàn jià, jiù zhè me gè, zhè me jù huà.
[49:07.543]	ā hā hé shēn yǒu běn! hé shēn yǒu běn, zhè ér shuō hé shēn yǒu běn,
[49:13.800]	huáng shàng zhèng zuò zài na r shēng qì ne, yī tīng shuō hé shēn yǒu běn, huáng shàng gèng huǒ le.
[49:21.638]	hēi! xīn shuō a, zhè shì mǎn hàn liǎ zhōng táng, zhè hàn zhōng táng gāng bǎ wǒ cān xià lái, nǐ zhè mǎn zhōng táng nǐ shàng zhè ér gàn ma lái le?
[49:33.950]	hán chěn wǒ lái la? xià wǒ de miàn zi a? wǒ yào bù shā liǎ yě zhèn bú zhù.
[49:40.856]	nǐ zhè me zhāo, hé shēn shàng diàn bù róng fēn shuō zhuā gè cuò, wǒ xiān bǎ tā shā le.
[49:44.949]	nín qiáo zhè hé shēn duō dǎo méi ya.
[49:48.890]	zhè hé shēn nà lái de zhè shí hòu dǎo méi, zhèng gǎn huáng shàng huǒ tou er shàng a.
[49:57.417]	huáng shàng jiù xiǎng la, zhè shì mǎn hàn liǎ zhōng táng, zhè hàn zhōng táng gāng cān wán le wǒ, nǐ nǐ mǎn zhōng táng shàng lái gàn ma a, hán chěn wǒ lái le.
[50:06.685]	nǐ zhè me zhāo, bù róng fēn shuō shàng diàn zhī hòu zhuā gè cuò, bǎ tā shā le.
[50:11.303]	hé shēn lái de shí hòu bù hǎo. hé shēn suí zhǐ jìn diàn. hé shēn lái dào pǐn jí tái wǎng zhè ér yī guì:
[50:19.451]	ā hā hé shēn jiàn jià, cān jiàn wú huáng wàn suì wàn shòu wú jiāng.
[50:24.796]	qián lóng tā méi hǎo qì ér a, xīn lǐ shēng zhe qì ne: jīn jiàn zhèn dāng yǒu hé zòu zhāng?
[50:32.061]	qǐ zòu wǒ zhǔ wàn suì, ā hā yǒu yī shì bù míng yào lái lǐng jiào lǐng jiào.
[50:38.812]	hēi! huáng shàng yī tīng zhè liǎ rén shāng liáng hǎo le de zhè shì, gāng cái nà shàng zhè ér lǐng jiào lǐng jiào,
[50:48.195]	lǐng jiào lǐng jiào bǎ wǒ lǐng jiào fā chū qù le, tā yòu pǎo zhè ér lǐng jiào lái le, hái xián wǒ zhè zuì qīng a.
[50:56.715]	huáng shàng dàng rán shēng qì: shén shén shén me? shén me jiào lǐng jiào a, wǒ bù ài tīng zhè jù huà, gān cuì shén me shì shuō, béng lǐng jiào.
[51:08.082]	, wàn suì, gāng cái liú yōng shàng diàn gàn shén me lái le?
[51:17.555]	zhè shì hán chěn wǒ lái de. gàn shén me lái le, cān huáng shàng! cān wǒ lái de.
[51:31.250]	, cān le ma? fēi fēi děi bǎ wǒ wèn míng bái le a.
[51:38.963]	cān le!
[51:43.204]	tā gǎn cān huáng shàng ma?
[51:45.794]	bù suàn xīn xiān!
[51:48.074]	cān huáng shàng hái bù xīn xiān nà, xīn xiān nà, nà huáng shàng shēng qì tā jiù zhè yàng shuō: a bù suàn xīn xiān!
[51:55.774]	cān nín shén me zuì a?
[51:58.611]	tōu fén jué mù!
[52:01.453]	wàn suì yé nín duō zá tōu fén jué mù a?
[52:05.481]	gào sù nǐ, chāi le míng líng diàn zuò ér xiū gài qián qīng gōng.
[52:09.841]	nín bú shì yòu gěi gài shang le ma?
[52:11.484]	fèi huà! wǒ bǐ nǐ míng bái, tā bǐ zán liǎ quán míng bái. wǒ shuō chāi jiù gài xīn,
[52:20.802]	tā gào sù wǒ wéi bèi shì zǔ shèng mìng dào huáng líng zuì jiā yī děng, wǒ wǒ hái yǒu yǒu shén me huà shuō ya?
[52:27.209]	nà me nín zěn me yàng ne? zěn me yàng a! míng nián dǎ yī tàng jiāng nán wéi, míng zhe dǎ wéi àn hán zhe fā chū qù le.
[52:35.384]	tā shén me zuì ne? méi zuì!
[52:38.033]	tā shì yǐ xiǎo fàn shàng, shàng diàn bàng
[52:40.052]	béng béng shuō béng shuō, wǒ zhī dào, yǐ xiǎo fàn shàng, shàng diàn bàng jūn, zhī fǎ fàn fǎ, miè mén jiǔ zú, páo fén jué mù, cuò gǔ yáng huī.
[52:46.874]	zhè zuì míng dōu zhī dào. tā ya shàng diàn xiān bǎ wǒ gěi qì hú tú le, xiān tǎo de ēn shè hòu cān de wǒ, wǒ hái yǒu shén me zhǔ yì?
[53:02.338]	huáng shàng jiā dāo kuài bù shā wú zuì zhī rén, tā méi zuì wǒ zěn me bàn nà.
[53:09.639]	wàn suì, nà me nín xiǎng shā tā bù xiǎng shā tā ne? fèi huà ma zhè bú shì, tā bǎ wǒ cān xià lái, wǒ wǒ wǒ zěn me le wǒ, a?
[53:19.541]	wǒ xiǎng shā xiǎng shā, bú shì gào sù nǐ le ma, huáng shàng jiā dāo kuài bù shā wú zuì zhī rén, tā xiān tǎo de ēn shè tā méi zuì, wǒ zěn me shā ya?
[53:28.834]	wàn suì, bù guǎn tā yǒu zuì méi zuì, jiù wèn nín yǒu qì méi qì.
[53:37.206]	huáng shàng shuō wǒ wǒ wǒ zěn me huì méi qì a wǒ, wǒ zhè wǒ hái méi qì? wǒ dāng rán yǒu qì a, tā méi zuì a.
[53:44.468]	nín yào yǒu qì jiù néng xiǎng gè zhǔ yì shā tā.
[53:49.658]	huáng shàng yī tīng: ó, tā bú shì lái hán chěn wǒ nán kàn wǒ lái le, ó, tā shì gěi wǒ chū qì lái le.
[53:57.063]	éi! nà wǒ dào dào dǐ tīng tīng tā de: a! nà me nǐ shuō hái yǒu shén me zhǔ yì ma?
[54:05.439]	wàn suì, tā yì diǎn ér zuì dōu méi yǒu ma?
[54:09.029]	yǒu a, nǐ méi kàn ma, zhè bù mào zi zài zhè ér yā zhe de ma? , mào zi zhāi le, zhōng táng diào le, guān méi le yī mǒ dào dǐ,
[54:20.352]	xiàn sān tiān lǐ shì hú tòng zhōng táng fǔ téng chū lái, huí yuán jí shān dōng qīng zhōu fǔ zhū chéng xiàn, huí jiā zhòng dì bào hái zi qù le.
[54:30.824]	guān méi le, zhī dào ma. dì sì tiān běi jīng chéng nǎ ér jiàn zhe nǎ ér shā, sī zì rù dōu bù tīng zhào jiàn yǒu yì cì wáng shā jià, nà shi jiù dì zhèng fǎ.
[54:43.029]	jiù zhè gè zuì míng, méi zuì. nǐ hái yǒu shén me zhǔ yì?
[54:51.201]	wàn suì, nín yào yǒu qì jiù hǎo bàn, wǒ chū gè zhǔ yì, xiàn zài nín xiě yī dào zhǐ yì nín dǎ kù lǐ tou bō chū sì wàn yín zi lái.
[55:07.836]	gàn shén me ya?
[55:10.087]	nín pài rén nà gěi liú yōng a gěi luó guō sòng jiā qù, zhǐ yì shàng jiù xiě ēn cì lù fèi yín, nín shǎng tā lù fèi.
[55:21.381]	huáng shàng shuō nǐ shì nǎ tóu de nǐ? a? wǒ fēng le wǒ, tā bǎ wǒ cān měi le hé zhe!
[55:29.995]	cān wán le wǒ wǒ wǒ wǒ gěi tā sòng sì wàn yín zi zuò lù fèi, wǒ wǒ zěn me nà me nào dé huāng a wǒ, nǐ men liǎ rén dìng hǎo le jì le?
[55:38.978]	bú shì, wàn suì nín tīng a, zhè gè nín bú shì bō sì wàn yín zi ma sòng lù fèi, zhǐ yì shàng bié xiě sì wàn. nà me xiě duō shǎo? nín xiě sān wàn.
[55:52.363]	huáng shàng shuō: wǒ nà gèng dǎo méi le wǒ, wǒ huā nà mí xīn qián gàn ma nà, duō gěi yī wàn yín zi.
[56:00.119]	nín tīng wǒ gēn nín shuō ya, nín zhǐ yì shàng xiě sān wàn, nín sòng de lù fèi yín, tā hái néng yuē ma, bù yuē, bù yuē tā mǎ mǎ hǔ hǔ jiù shōu xià le.
[56:12.189]	nín xiǎng zhè gè, tā men yé liǎ lǎo zhè yàng shuō, dào tā zhè ér tā gèng shuō le, tā zhè zhōng táng qīng shì shuǐ míng shì jìng, jiā lǐ tou mǐ bù guò shí shí, wén yín bù guò wǔ qiān liǎng.
[56:28.660]	yé liǎ liǎng bèi zi zhōng táng, jiā lǐ lián wǔ qiān liǎng yín zǐ dōu méi yǒu, shuí xìn nà, yòu zuò guò yù shǐ, jìng shì lái cái de guān a, tā néng méi qián ma.
[56:41.634]	tā lǎo shuō tā méi qián, zhè gè ne nín gěi sòng sì wàn yín zi, zhǐ yì shàng xiě sān wàn,
[56:49.658]	dào nà ér ne tā mǎ mǎ hǔ hǔ jiù shōu xià le, shōu xià zhī hòu dào dì sān tiān tā huí jiā, tā dé dào zhāng yì mén huí shān dōng.
[56:59.493]	yī chū zhāng yì mén, zhāng yì mén liǎn nà ér pài bīng dīng bǎ shǒu, bǎ tā zhuā le, wèn tā gàn ma? huí jiā. yín zi nǎ ér de? huáng shàng gěi de lù fèi. duō shǎo?
[57:11.539]	nín zhǐ yì shàng xiě sān wàn, tā yě àn sān wàn shōu de, dāng rán tā shuō sān wàn.
[57:16.621]	sān wàn hǎo, huí lái, dài dào wǔ cháo mén zhè ér, wǔ cháo mén wài dà chēng yuē yín zi, yuē yuē duō shǎo.
[57:26.030]	zhǐ yì shàng xiě sān wàn, tā yě shuō sān wàn, pā! yī yuē sì wàn, duō yī wàn yín zi. zhè yī wàn yín zi nǎ lái de? lái yuán zài nǎ ér?
[57:34.913]	shuō bù shàng lái, dǎ tā gè tān zāng mài fǎ, shā tā gè bì kǒu wú yán, zhè bù jiù shā le ma.
[57:43.724]	duì a! huáng shàng hú tú cuī de, nín xiǎng xiǎng nà gè zhǔ ér shì gàn shén me de? nǐ chū zhè zhǔ yì.
[57:58.043]	duì! hǎo! zhè jiù xiě, bō yín zi. jiù yī zhe nǐ, éi! hái bù xíng,
[58:08.878]	hé shēn, wǒ zhè yào gěi tā sòng yín zi qù tā bù yí xīn ma? bǎ wǒ cān xià lái wǒ dào gěi tā yín zi, tā lái gè bú yào, nǐ shuō zhè bú shì bái fèi le ma?
[58:19.125]	éi! wàn suì nín zěn me le? bú yào, bú yào dāng shí jiù shā tā, kàng zhǐ bù zūn nà!
[58:24.932]	è duì duì duì! jiù zhè me zhāo. hái duì ne bō yín zi bō wán le.
[58:31.681]	nà me nín pài rén sòng qù ba.
[58:33.941]	hái pài shuí a, jiù nǐ gěi tā sòng qù de le.
[58:36.525]	wǒ? hēng hǎo ma, wǒ gěi sòng qù, méi méi sī yě yǒu bì, nà tā hái bù liú wǒ de shén nà, wǒ bù néng sòng.
[58:44.973]	nà me shuí sòng a?
[58:47.733]	rú guǒ shuō nín yào pài sān wèi wáng yé, wǒ péi zhe tā men sān wèi sòng qù.
[58:53.961]	yīn wèi zhè gè qī wáng bā wáng jiǔ wáng gēn luó guō dōu bù cuò, pài tā men sān wèi sòng qù, tā jiù bù yí xīn le, wǒ gēn zhe yě méi guān xì.
[59:03.702]	hǎo! xuān sān wèi qīn wáng shàng diàn. qī wáng bā wáng jiǔ wáng yé sān wèi qīn wáng shàng diàn.
[59:12.020]	huáng shàng zhè me yī shuō: xiàn zài ya liú yōng a suī rán bǎ wǒ cān xià lái le, dàn shì tā zhè guān qīng rú shuǐ míng rú jìng,
[59:19.304]	yé liǎ liǎng bèi zi zhōng táng, shì zán men cháo lǐ dòng liáng yǒu gōng zhī chén, xiàn zài tā zhè guān diū le yī mǒ dào dǐ huí jiā bào hái zi qù le,
[59:27.848]	nà me zhèn dāng kàn zài tā fù qīn miàn r shàng, shǎng tā zhè gè lù fèi yín sān wàn.
[59:36.270]	huáng shàng yě zhè me shuō, sān wèi wáng yé ne yě zhè me tīng. nín kě tīng míng bái lóu, sān wèi wáng yé bù zhī dào gěi zāi zāng yī wàn yín zi,
[59:47.709]	yào zhī dào a, qī wáng bā wáng bù shuō, jiǔ wáng yé bié kàn zhè rén xìng rú liè huǒ pí qì zuì bào,
[59:55.209]	éi, yào tā mìng gěi rén zāi zāng tā yě bù qù, jiǔ wáng yé yǒu zhè me gè gěng zhí. kě shì dōu bù zhī dào.
[60:04.457]	pài nǐ men sān ge rén yī tóng hé shēn nǐ men qù gěi sòng zhè sān wàn lù fèi yín, è, kuài qù kuài lái, zhèn wǒ bù tuì cháo děng zhe nǐ men huí cháo jiāo zhǐ, gǎn jǐn lái.
[60:17.144]	shì! sān wèi wáng yé hé shēn xià diàn qù, xià diàn zěn me yàng ne? yuē yín zi, luó duǒ zi tuó zhe bēn lǐ shì hú tòng.
[60:28.846]	tā men zhè ér zǒu zhe bù tí, zhè liú yōng ne xiān huí de jiā ya, liú yōng xiān huí jiā zěn me yàng ne?
[60:36.220]	dǎ zhè gè cháo fáng gēn zhè hé shēn shuō wán le: míng míng ér shàng wǒ jiā kē tóu qù ba, zhòng wèi míng ér shàng wǒ nà chī chǎo cài miàn, xǐ shì.
[60:44.739]	shuō wán zhè huà dà yáo dà bǎi chū lái le. gǎn qíng zhè gè dǐng zǐ líng zi méi le, zhè ér tū nǎo dài dài zhe cháo zhū, hòu tou yǒu gè xiǎo biàn ér yě bù hǎo kàn.

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