| [00:04.98] | 现在我来说一段单口相声 |
| [00:12.24] | 这个呢，也是这么一回实事 |
| [00:15.93] | 这是我们街坊的一档子事情 |
| [00:19.13] | 那位说，你们街坊？哎！我们街坊 |
| [00:23.73] | 你们在哪儿住啊？那你就甭问了 |
| [00:29.03] | 怎么不能说准地方呢？说准了就麻烦了 |
| [00:33.80] | 我就这么一说，您就这么一听，反正是这种特别的事情都在我们街坊哪儿 |
| [00:39.67] | 你要问我在哪儿住呢？那我也不能说 |
| [00:44.18] | 不是现在的事情，二十年前的一档子事儿 |
| [01:37.53] | 可虽然说不是现在的事情，现在也不能发生这样的事情，不过类似这样的事情也可能发生。 |
| [01:04.69] | 有这么一家子，是个大财主；家里富裕，阔！站着房，躺着地，银行里存着多少多少钱，家里很富裕，人旺财旺 |
| [01:27.39] | 这家姓什么呢？姓狠。额，家里人旺财旺，有那么些个钱还不算，人口也不少 |
| [01:37.53] | 老俩口子跟前仨儿子，一个姑娘 |
| [01:43.01] | 三儿子呢，就是这个狠大、狠二、狠三、狠老头、狠老太太、狠家的老姑娘，一家子全狠到一块儿了 |
| [01:54.65] | 仨儿子呢都娶了媳妇了，老姑娘也出阁了 |
| [02:02.00] | 老姑娘出阁光嫁妆赔送了六十四抬 |
| [02:07.11] | 八只樟木箱子，单、夹、皮、棉、纱，顶盖儿肥，随手的家具陪送两堂，一堂瓷器，一堂锡器 |
| [02:20.06] | 瓷器是什么呢？没别的，您琢磨，二十多年前也就是赔送什么茶叶罐哪，掸瓶呵，帽筒啊，果盘啊，茶壶、茶碗啊，以及使的这个饭碗哪，这是瓷器 |
| [02:37.10] | 锡器都有什么呢？锡器有茶瓶、茶罐， |
| [02:43.41] | 还有那个锡灯，就是入洞房时点那个碗油灯，里头有点儿蜜，取吉祥话叫“蜜里调油” |
| [02:53.68] | 还有一对锡镴的蜡扦儿，另外还有锡壶 |
| [03:00.78] | 干脆说吧，光这锡器陪送了就有四十多斤，还是完完全全都是真正的道口锡 |
| [03:09.58] | 老姑娘出阁的时候日子很好过，可是没有二、三年的功夫，家里头不行了，怎么？狠老头死了 |
| [03:22.87] | 老头死了家里还有很多钱呢，当然得搭棚办事，这棚白事办得也很漂亮 |
| [03:30.69] | 办完了白事以后，得，这老太太就受罪了 |
| [03:38.72] | 怎么受罪的？这个当家主事过日子的人哪，你得拿得起来，拿不起来不行 |
| [03:50.19] | 这老太太觉得仨儿子、儿媳妇都是亲的己的，得了，自己吃碗松心饭就完了，不管当家主事，把这钥匙就交出来了 |
| [04:04.89] | 这里边就出了问题了。交你得交一个人啊，准人啊，也没提让谁当家过日子。 |
| [04:13.44] | 坏了！这下子仨儿子、仨儿媳妇全当家了！乱了！ |
| [04:18.99] | 先说这个吃饭，没有一天吃到一块儿的。厨房那个大灶啊。一年四季昼夜不停，老升着，干吗？做饭！ |
| [04:31.39] | 他们吃饭不统一啊！ |
| [04:35.09] | 老大早晨起来，想吃炸酱面；二爷呐，顿顿烙饼；三爷干饭汆丸子 |
| [04:44.76] | 大奶奶吃花卷；二奶奶吃馒头；三奶奶想包馄饨--那怎么做呀那个 |
| [04:52.44] | 就这么一个大灶，一天到晚就这样 |
| [04:56.88] | 这妯娌仨又不和美，这就更成问题了 |
| [05:00.76] | 吃饱了喝足了，老实待着吧，不介！ |
| [05:04.92] | 吃饱了喝足了妯娌仨坐在屋里甩闲话，骂着玩，有孩子骂孩子，没孩子的骂猫 |
| [05:15.97] | 您说猫招谁惹谁了？天天就这样儿 |
| [05:21.05] | 先前街坊邻居还过去劝，后来呀，司空见惯，人家就不劝了 |
| [05:26.90] | 老太太给劝，后来老太太也劝不了啦。得啦，过不到一块了，干脆，分家单过 |
| [05:37.47] | 这一分家呢，到分家这天把亲戚朋友都请过来了 |
| [05:41.96] | 过去那个时候分家，要吃一顿饭，这叫什么呀？这名也有意思，这叫叫“散伙面”！ |
| [05:51.84] | 非吃顿炒菜面，散伙了，就都分了 |
| [05:55.41] | 亲友们来了，当然呢，老姑娘也来了，都在这儿哪 |
| [06:01.36] | 哥儿仨分吧！分房子。先分，房子啊，老大分的就是这个老宅子，住的这个地方 |
| [06:13.08] | 老二、老三呢，家里有的是房子啊！每人分了一处 |
| [06:17.91] | 房子有小的呢，小的没关系，找人估价，估价以后，从银行取回钱来，往上补。 |
| [06:25.52] | 这折价折多少钱，还往上补多少钱 |
| [06:29.21] | 分完房子分地，地分完了，然后分东西 |
| [06:32.57] | 分三份，每人一份。家俱，木器一人一份。分来分去，分来分去，剩下两筐煤球，怎么着？分！ |
| [06:49.46] | 老二说：“得了，这个煤球别称了，怪麻烦的，拿个炙子，拿个小筐这么量得了。” |
| [07:02.08] | 老大说：“别介，量哪儿有准啊？多了少了的，干脆，数数吧！”煤球要数数分 |
| [07:12.44] | 甭说煤球了，直顶到分来分去剩了一根筷子，把它剁三截，一人一截 |
| [07:24.51] | 都分完咯，还剩一个大铜子儿，归谁？ |
| [07:32.90] | 就没有一个人说这么句话：得了，这个你们哥儿俩一人一小子儿，我不要了！没这句话 |
| [07:41.21] | 愣了半天，没法儿分，这工夫大了亲戚朋友也不敢搭碴儿 |
| [07:47.10] | 后来还是老三出了个主意，干脆，买一个子铁蚕豆来得了 |
| [07:53.51] | 买了一个大子儿的铁蚕豆，数数分，分来分去，铁蚕豆剩下俩 |
| [08:00.05] | 就没人说我不拿这份了，没这么一个 |
| [08:05.45] | 后来还是老二出主意 |
| [08:07.42] | “干脆，这铁蚕豆谁也别要，接墙扔出去！” |
| [08:11.33] | 都分完了之后，散伙面也吃了，老二老三站起来了： |
| [08:19.19] | 众位高亲贵友，多受累，多受累，老妹妹也多受累了。 |
| [08:25.90] | 那什么，我们这是新安家 |
| [08:28.05] | 大爷呢，怹住这个老宅子，那是没说的啦，我们呢，得家里安置安置去 |
| [08:35.78] | 我们呢，也不陪大家了，我们哥儿俩走了！ |
| [08:39.03] | 站起来就要走 |
| [08:41.13] | 这个老妹妹，老姑娘，由打进门是一句话都没说 |
| [08:48.78] | 和颜悦色，瞧着他们分煤球儿啊，数煤球啊，剁筷子啊，在旁边笑，一声也不搭茬 |
| [09:02.25] | 听到现在老妹妹站起来了： |
| [09:08.76] | “啊，二哥，三哥，你们这就走吗？” |
| [09:15.34] | “啊，老妹妹，都分完了，我们还得那边安置安置，新安家不容易，对不对？ |
| [09:22.05] | 那个…什么，过两天，老妹妹，再给你道乏，接你上我们那儿住去！” |
| [09:26.38] | “不是！你们都分完了吗？”一指这家具，“你们都分完了吗！” |
| [09:34.30] | “都分完了！” |
| [09:36.27] | “不对吧？你们想想，还有一样儿没分的吧？” |
| [09:42.41] | “还有没分的？是吗？” |
| [09:46.73] | 哥儿仨一听全愣住了 |
| [09:48.13] | “嗬，还是老妹妹心眼多，我们都忘了，你提个醒儿吧！” |
| [09:53.80] | “还有什么？哼！这妈怎么办哪？妈怎么分呐？还是拿绳子把勒死分三截啊，还是活着拿刀剁三块儿呀！” |
| [10:11.83] | 那谁敢呀那个！ |
| [10:13.90] | 说完这句话，绷着脸就坐下了 |
| [10:18.27] | 亲友们一听：罢了！老姑娘说话有劲 |
| [10:23.04] | 嗨，老太太这姑娘没白养活 |
| [10:27.74] | 亲友们一听这也高兴，也都站起来了 |
| [10:31.58] | 对，这妈怎么办哪？你们都分完了，怎么回事啊，吃哪方啊！ |
| [10:37.04] | 哥儿仨全瘪住了，都没词儿啦 |
| [10:41.91] | 结果，还是愣了会，老大带头先说 |
| [10:46.61] | “大家坐下，大家坐下。这个，老妹妹，我想到这儿啦，我不过是没把这意思跟你说明白喽 |
| [10:57.99] | 当然呐，这个分家应当分四份，为什么呢？有妈一份养老金，我想到这儿了 |
| [11:11.50] | 可是我想呢，妈现在都这么大岁数了，有个百年之后，剩下的东西也得我们哥儿仨分 |
| [11:22.01] | 我这个意思的，省得再分它第二回了，这一下子就都把它分下来得了 |
| [11:29.99] | 说都分下来妈吃哪方呢？我有这么个主意 |
| [11:35.98] | 我说呀，反正我们哥儿仨担任 |
| [11:38.70] | 这样啊，让妈在我们三家每月一家住十天，你看怎么样？啊？ |
| [11:48.72] | …哎，正好，今天不是初一嘛，前十天妈就在我这儿 |
| [11:55.15] | 初一，到十一哪，到老二家，二十一到老三家，都是怹的儿子，儿媳妇，孙男弟女，全是亲的 |
| [12:07.27] | 怹到那儿咱能不孝顺怹吗？还能不疼怹吗！没有问题，想吃什么，还能让她心里不痛快吗？ |
| [12:19.31] | 这么办了，一家住十天！ |
| [12:23.03] | 哎，咱们哥儿仨今儿可是商量好了啊，十一到老二家，二十一到老三家 |
| [12:30.41] | 咱们三家是这样，都一样:三家要接，到时候可得去接老太太，要送，咱们到时候就送，怎么样？ |
| [12:40.94] | 老太太有个百年之后，前有车，后有辙，老爷子这棚事，办这个谱儿: 大家可全看见了 |
| [12:47.93] | 时候我们照这样一发送 |
| [12:51.45] | 各位高亲贵友，怎么样？” |
| [12:55.50] | 大伙一听：哎，这也不错。老太太也点头，没说什么 |
| [13:01.81] | 亲友们当然也不会说别的了，老姑娘呢，也没说别的。 |
| [13:06.09] | “好好好，就这样了，啊！” |
| [13:10.84] | 那么，亲戚朋友就走了 |
| [13:12.16] | 当天呢，没的说，早晨起来吃的分家“散伙面” |
| [13:18.36] | 晚上呢，晚上更没问题了，吃剩下的有折箩，热折箩 |
| [13:25.64] | 到了第二天了，应该老太太吃这老大了 |
| [13:32.86] | 嗬，就这位老大，一早起来，老太太漱完口，洗完脸，往太师椅上一坐，儿媳妇过来装烟倒茶 |
| [13:45.70] | 老大就这旁边，笔管条直，在老太太旁边一站。 |
| [13:51.24] | 老太太一瞧：这怎么啦这是，每天没这举动，今儿干吗呀？ |
| [13:59.60] | “孩子，坐下！” |
| [14:03.79] | “不，妈，有妈在这儿，我们哪儿能坐呀，” |
| [14:08.92] | “哎，家无常礼啊，老这样天天，那怎么算哪，坐下吧！” |
| [14:16.20] | “不，妈，妈疼我，我知道，不过，我也不敢坐 |
| [14:24.78] | 妈您想，我坐在这儿，您也坐在这儿 |
| [14:28.26] | 倘乎进来个亲戚朋友看见，知道的是老太太疼儿子 |
| [14:33.58] | 不知道的呢，说我们没教养，您没家规 |
| [14:38.12] | 我们做小的面子上也不好看。站着吧。” |
| [14:42.15] | 老太太说： |
| [14:43.66] | “嗨，这是没有的事情，亲戚朋友谁来呀？来了你再站起来。” |
| [14:48.58] | “不不不，坐着站着倒没什么 |
| [14:51.96] | 哎，妈，我有两句话想跟您说说，不知道您今儿高兴不高兴？ |
| [15:01.12] | 您要是高兴呢，我就说，您要是不高兴呢，过几天说也成。” |
| [15:08.66] | 老太太说： “我有什么不高兴的？ |
| [15:12.44] | 你老说半截话，这玩意儿让人听着别扭啊，我挺高兴的，有话你说吧！” |
| [15:19.58] | “哎，妈让我说，我就说，您可别生气呀 |
| [15:29.23] | 妈，您是愿意您的儿子露脸呢，还是愿意您的儿子要饭呢？” |
| [15:37.32] | 老太太一听，这叫什么话呀 |
| [15:41.89] | 做妈妈的有盼着儿子要饭的，当然是盼着你露脸呢 |
| [15:47.73] | “对，妈疼我，我知道。您愿意您儿子露脸 |
| [15:53.94] | 您愿意我们露脸，我们呢，也愿意我们露脸 |
| [15:59.47] | 不过这个脸可不好露啊” |
| [16:04.45] | 老太太说怎么？ |
| [16:07.18] | ”怎么，你想啊，我没分家的时候大伙在一块，大家捧柴火焰高，不撒汤不漏水，日子维持的这么样好 |
| [16:20.33] | 可这一分家了，这叫八仙过海各显其能 |
| [16:26.72] | 谁有能耐谁露脸，没能耐就得要饭。 |
| [16:31.27] | 老二老三您是知道的，现在他们哥俩都有事由 |
| [16:36.29] | 我没事情，没做事 |
| [16:38.09] | 不错，分了点房子的地儿有点钱 |
| [16:43.77] | 这是一股死水啊，和弄完了就完了 |
| [16:46.89] | 那不是将来就把这都和弄完了，不得要饭呢 |
| [16:52.69] | 那么怎么样呢？我没能耐，谁让小子我没能耐呢 |
| [16:58.21] | 这我们就得是口挪肚攒，顺牙齿往下刮 |
| [17:02.73] | 没能耐怎么样呢？吃点不好的吧 |
| [00:04.98] | xian zai wo lai shuo yi duan dan kou xiang sheng |
| [00:12.24] | zhe ge ne, ye shi zhe me yi hui shi shi |
| [00:15.93] | zhe shi wo men jie fang de yi dang zi shi qing |
| [00:19.13] | na wei shuo, ni men jie fang? ai! wo men jie fang |
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| [00:33.80] | wo jiu zhe me yi shuo, nin jiu zhe me yi ting, fan zheng shi zhe zhong te bie de shi qing dou zai wo men jie fang na er |
| [00:39.67] | ni yao wen wo zai na er zhu ne? na wo ye bu neng shuo |
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| [01:04.69] | you zhe me yi jia zi, shi ge da cai zhu jia li fu yu, kuo! zhan zhe fang, tang zhao di, yin hang li cun zhe duo shao duo shao qian, jia li hen fu yu, ren wang cai wang |
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| [03:22.87] | lao tou si le jia li hai you hen duo qian ne, dang ran de da peng ban shi, zhe peng bai shi ban de ye hen piao liang |
| [03:30.69] | ban wan le bai shi yi hou, de, zhe lao tai tai jiu shou zui le |
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| [03:50.19] | zhe lao tai tai jue de sa er zi er xi fu dou shi qin de ji de, de le, zi ji chi wan song xin fan jiu wan le, bu guan dang jia zhu shi, ba zhe yao shi jiu jiao chu lai le |
| [04:04.89] | zhe li bian jiu chu le wen ti le. jiao ni de jiao yi ge ren a, zhun ren a, ye mei ti rang shui dang jia guo ri zi. |
| [04:13.44] | huai le! zhe xia zi sa er zi sa er xi fu quan dang jia le! luan le! |
| [04:18.99] | xian shuo zhe ge chi fan, mei you yi tian chi dao yi kuai er de. chu fang na ge da zao a. yi nian si ji zhou ye bu ting, lao sheng zhe, gan ma? zuo fan! |
| [04:31.39] | ta men chi fan bu tong yi a! |
| [04:35.09] | lao da zao chen qi lai, xiang chi zha jiang mian er ye na, dun dun lao bing san ye gan fan cuan wan zi |
| [04:44.76] | da nai nai chi hua juan er nai nai chi man tou san nai nai xiang bao hun tun na zen me zuo ya na ge |
| [04:52.44] | jiu zhe me yi ge da zao, yi tian dao wan jiu zhe yang |
| [04:56.88] | zhe zhou li sa you bu he mei, zhe jiu geng cheng wen ti le |
| [05:00.76] | chi bao le he zu le, lao shi dai zhe ba, bu jie! |
| [05:04.92] | chi bao le he zu le zhou li sa zuo zai wu li shuai xian hua, ma zhe wan, you hai zi ma hai zi, mei hai zi de ma mao |
| [05:15.97] | nin shuo mao zhao shui re shui le? tian tian jiu zhe yang er |
| [05:21.05] | xian qian jie fang lin ju hai guo qu quan, hou lai ya, si kong jian guan, ren jia jiu bu quan le |
| [05:26.90] | lao tai tai gei quan, hou lai lao tai tai ye quan bu liao la. de la, guo bu dao yi kuai le, gan cui, fen jia dan guo |
| [05:37.47] | zhe yi fen jia ne, dao fen jia zhe tian ba qin qi peng you dou qing guo lai le |
| [05:41.96] | guo qu na ge shi hou fen jia, yao chi yi dun fan, zhe jiao shen me ya? zhe ming ye you yi si, zhe jiao jiao" san huo mian"! |
| [05:51.84] | fei chi dun chao cai mian, san huo le, jiu dou fen le |
| [05:55.41] | qin you men lai le, dang ran ne, lao gu niang ye lai le, dou zai zhe er na |
| [06:01.36] | ge er sa fen ba! fen fang zi. xian fen, fang zi a, lao da fen de jiu shi zhe ge lao zhai zi, zhu de zhe ge di fang |
| [06:13.08] | lao er lao san ne, jia li you de shi fang zi a! mei ren fen le yi chu |
| [06:17.91] | fang zi you xiao de ne, xiao de mei guan xi, zhao ren gu jia, gu jia yi hou, cong yin hang qu hui qian lai, wang shang bu. |
| [06:25.52] | zhe zhe jia zhe duo shao qian, hai wang shang bu duo shao qian |
| [06:29.21] | fen wan fang zi fen di, di fen wan le, ran hou fen dong xi |
| [06:32.57] | fen san fen, mei ren yi fen. jia ju, mu qi yi ren yi fen. fen lai fen qu, fen lai fen qu, sheng xia liang kuang mei qiu, zen me zhao? fen! |
| [06:49.46] | lao er shuo:" de le, zhe ge mei qiu bie cheng le, guai ma fan de, na ge zhi zi, na ge xiao kuang zhe me liang de le." |
| [07:02.08] | lao da yue:" bie jie, liang na er you zhun a? duo le shao le de, gan cui, shu shu ba!" mei qiu yao shu shu fen |
| [07:12.44] | beng shuo mei qiu le, zhi ding dao fen lai fen qu sheng le yi gen kuai zi, ba ta duo san jie, yi ren yi jie |
| [07:24.51] | dou fen wan ge, hai sheng yi ge da tong zi er, gui shui? |
| [07:32.90] | jiu mei you yi ge ren shuo zhe me ju hua: de le, zhe ge ni men ge er lia yi ren yi xiao zi r, wo bu yao le! mei zhe ju hua |
| [07:41.21] | leng le ban tian, mei fa er fen, zhe gong fu da le qin qi peng you ye bu gan da cha er |
| [07:47.10] | hou lai huan shi lao san chu le ge zhu yi, gan cui, mai yi ge zi tie can dou lai de le |
| [07:53.51] | mai le yi ge da zi r de tie can dou, shu shu fen, fen lai fen qu, tie can dou sheng xia lia |
| [08:00.05] | jiu mei ren shuo wo bu na zhe fen le, mei zhe me yi ge |
| [08:05.45] | hou lai huan shi lao er chu zhu yi |
| [08:07.42] | " gan cui, zhe tie can dou shui ye bie yao, jie qiang reng chu qu!" |
| [08:11.33] | dou fen wan le zhi hou, san huo mian ye chi le, lao er lao san zhan qi lai le: |
| [08:19.19] | zhong wei gao qin gui you, duo shou lei, duo shou lei, lao mei mei ye duo shou lei le. |
| [08:25.90] | na shen me, wo men zhe shi xin an jia |
| [08:28.05] | da ye ne, tan zhu zhe ge lao zhai zi, na shi mei shuo de la, wo men ne, de jia li an zhi an zhi qu |
| [08:35.78] | wo men ne, ye bu pei da jia le, wo men ge er lia zou le! |
| [08:39.03] | zhan qi lai jiu yao zou |
| [08:41.13] | zhe ge lao mei mei, lao gu niang, you da jin men shi yi ju hua dou mei shuo |
| [08:48.78] | he yan yue se, qiao zhe ta men fen mei qiu er a, shu mei qiu a, duo kuai zi a, zai pang bian xiao, yi sheng ye bu da cha |
| [09:02.25] | ting dao xian zai lao mei mei zhan qi lai le: |
| [09:08.76] | " a, er ge, san ge, ni men zhe jiu zou ma?" |
| [09:15.34] | " a, lao mei mei, dou fen wan le, wo men hai de na bian an zhi an zhi, xin an jia bu rong yi, dui bu dui? |
| [09:22.05] | na ge shen me, guo liang tian, lao mei mei, zai gei ni dao fa, jie ni shang wo men na er zhu qu!" |
| [09:26.38] | " bu shi! ni men dou fen wan le ma?" yi zhi zhe jia ju," ni men dou fen wan le ma!" |
| [09:34.30] | " dou fen wan le!" |
| [09:36.27] | " bu dui ba? ni men xiang xiang, hai you yi yang er mei fen de ba?" |
| [09:42.41] | " hai you mei fen de? shi ma?" |
| [09:46.73] | ge er sa yi ting quan leng zhu le |
| [09:48.13] | " he, hai shi lao mei mei xin yan duo, wo men dou wang le, ni ti ge xing er ba!" |
| [09:53.80] | " hai you shen me? heng! zhe ma zen me ban na? ma zen me fen na? hai shi na sheng zi ba lei si fen san jie a, hai shi huo zhe na dao duo san kuai er ya!" |
| [10:11.83] | na shui gan ya na ge! |
| [10:13.90] | shuo wan zhe ju hua, beng zhe lian jiu zuo xia le |
| [10:18.27] | qin you men yi ting: ba le! lao gu niang shuo hua you jin |
| [10:23.04] | hai, lao tai tai zhe gu niang mei bai yang huo |
| [10:27.74] | qin you men yi ting zhe ye gao xing, ye dou zhan qi lai le |
| [10:31.58] | dui, zhe ma zen me ban na? ni men dou fen wan le, zen me hui shi a, chi na fang a! |
| [10:37.04] | ge er sa quan bie zhu le, dou mei ci er la |
| [10:41.91] | jie guo, hai shi leng le hui, lao da dai tou xian shuo |
| [10:46.61] | " da jia zuo xia, da jia zuo xia. zhe ge, lao mei mei, wo xiang dao zhe er la, wo bu guo shi mei ba zhe yi si gen ni shuo ming bai lou |
| [10:57.99] | dang ran na, zhe ge fen jia ying dang fen si fen, wei shi me ne? you ma yi fen yang lao jin, wo xiang dao zhe er le |
| [11:11.50] | ke shi wo xiang ne, ma xian zai dou zhe me da sui shu le, you ge bai nian zhi hou, sheng xia de dong xi ye de wo men ge er sa fen |
| [11:22.01] | wo zhe ge yi si de, sheng de zai fen ta di er hui le, zhe yi xia zi jiu dou ba ta fen xia lai de le |
| [11:29.99] | shuo dou fen xia lai ma chi na fang ne? wo you zhe me ge zhu yi |
| [11:35.98] | wo shuo ya, fan zheng wo men ge er sa dan ren |
| [11:38.70] | zhe yang a, rang ma zai wo men san jia mei yue yi jia zhu shi tian, ni kan zen me yang? a? |
| [11:48.72] | ai, zheng hao, jin tian bu shi chu yi ma, qian shi tian ma jiu zai wo zhe er |
| [11:55.15] | chu yi, dao shi yi na, dao lao er jia, er shi yi dao lao san jia, dou shi tan de er zi, er xi fu, sun nan di nv, quan shi qin de |
| [12:07.27] | tan dao na er zan neng bu xiao shun tan ma? hai neng bu teng tan ma! mei you wen ti, xiang chi shen me, hai neng rang ta xin li bu tong kuai ma? |
| [12:19.31] | zhe me ban le, yi jia zhu shi tian! |
| [12:23.03] | ai, zan men ge er sa jin er ke shi shang liang hao le a, shi yi dao lao er jia, er shi yi dao lao san jia |
| [12:30.41] | zan men san jia shi zhe yang, dou yi yang: san jia yao jie, dao shi hou ke de qu jie lao tai tai, yao song, zan men dao shi hou jiu song, zen me yang? |
| [12:40.94] | lao tai tai you ge bai nian zhi hou, qian you che, hou you zhe, lao ye zi zhe peng shi, ban zhe ge pu er: da jia ke quan kan jian le |
| [12:47.93] | shi hou wo men zhao zhe yang yi fa song |
| [12:51.45] | ge wei gao qin gui you, zen me yang?" |
| [12:55.50] | da huo yi ting: ai, zhe ye bu cuo. lao tai tai ye dian tou, mei shuo shi mo |
| [13:01.81] | qin you men dang ran ye bu hui shuo bie de le, lao gu niang ne, ye mei shuo bie de. |
| [13:06.09] | " hao hao hao, jiu zhe yang le, a!" |
| [13:10.84] | na me, qin qi peng you jiu zou le |
| [13:12.16] | dang tian ne, mei de shuo, zao chen qi lai chi de fen jia" san huo mian" |
| [13:18.36] | wan shang ne, wan shang geng mei wen ti le, chi sheng xia de you zhe luo, re zhe luo |
| [13:25.64] | dao le di er tian le, ying gai lao tai tai chi zhe lao da le |
| [13:32.86] | he, jiu zhe wei lao da, yi zao qi lai, lao tai tai shu wan kou, xi wan lian, wang tai shi yi shang yi zuo, er xi fu guo lai zhuang yan dao cha |
| [13:45.70] | lao da jiu zhe pang bian, bi guan tiao zhi, zai lao tai tai pang bian yi zhan. |
| [13:51.24] | lao tai tai yi qiao: zhe zen me la zhe shi, mei tian mei zhe ju dong, jin er gan ma ya? |
| [13:59.60] | " hai zi, zuo xia!" |
| [14:03.79] | " bu, ma, you ma zai zhe er, wo men na er neng zuo ya," |
| [14:08.92] | " ai, jia wu chang li a, lao zhe yang tian tian, na zen me suan na, zuo xia ba!" |
| [14:16.20] | " bu, ma, ma teng wo, wo zhi dao, bu guo, wo ye bu gan zuo |
| [14:24.78] | ma nin xiang, wo zuo zai zhe er, nin ye zuo zai zhe er |
| [14:28.26] | tang hu jin lai ge qin qi peng you kan jian, zhi dao de shi lao tai tai teng er zi |
| [14:33.58] | bu zhi dao de ne, shuo wo men mei jiao yang, nin mei jia gui |
| [14:38.12] | wo men zuo xiao de mian zi shang ye bu hao kan. zhan zhe ba." |
| [14:42.15] | lao tai tai shuo: |
| [14:43.66] | " hai, zhe shi mei you de shi qing, qin qi peng you shui lai ya? lai le ni zai zhan qi lai." |
| [14:48.58] | " bu bu bu, zuo zhe zhan zhe dao mei shen me |
| [14:51.96] | ai, ma, wo you liang ju hua xiang gen nin shuo shuo, bu zhi dao nin jin er gao xing bu gao xing? |
| [15:01.12] | nin yao shi gao xing ne, wo jiu shuo, nin yao shi bu gao xing ne, guo ji tian shuo ye cheng." |
| [15:08.66] | lao tai tai shuo: " wo you shen me bu gao xing de? |
| [15:12.44] | ni lao shuo ban jie hua, zhe wan yi er rang ren ting zhe bie niu a, wo ting gao xing de, you hua ni shuo ba!" |
| [15:19.58] | " ai, ma rang wo shuo, wo jiu shuo, nin ke bie sheng qi ya |
| [15:29.23] | ma, nin shi yuan yi nin de er zi lou lian ne, hai shi yuan yi nin de er zi yao fan ne?" |
| [15:37.32] | lao tai tai yi ting, zhe jiao shen me hua ya |
| [15:41.89] | zuo ma ma de you pan zhe er zi yao fan de, dang ran shi pan zhe ni lou lian ne |
| [15:47.73] | " dui, ma teng wo, wo zhi dao. nin yuan yi nin er zi lou lian |
| [15:53.94] | nin yuan yi wo men lou lian, wo men ne, ye yuan yi wo men lou lian |
| [15:59.47] | bu guo zhe ge lian ke bu hao lu a" |
| [16:04.45] | lao tai tai shuo zen me? |
| [16:07.18] | " zen me, ni xiang a, wo mei fen jia de shi hou da huo zai yi kuai, da jia peng chai huo yan gao, bu sa tang bu lou shui, ri zi wei chi de zhe me yang hao |
| [16:20.33] | ke zhe yi fen jia le, zhe jiao ba xian guo hai ge xian qi neng |
| [16:26.72] | shui you neng nai shui lou lian, mei neng nai jiu de yao fan. |
| [16:31.27] | lao er lao san nin shi zhi dao de, xian zai ta men ge lia dou you shi you |
| [16:36.29] | wo mei shi qing, mei zuo shi |
| [16:38.09] | bu cuo, fen le dian fang zi de di r you dian qian |
| [16:43.77] | zhe shi yi gu si shui a, huo nong wan le jiu wan le |
| [16:46.89] | na bu shi jiang lai jiu ba zhe dou huo nong wan le, bu de yao fan ne |
| [16:52.69] | na me zen me yang ne? wo mei neng nai, shui rang xiao zi wo mei neng nai ne |
| [16:58.21] | zhe wo men jiu de shi kou nuo du zan, shun ya chi wang xia gua |
| [17:02.73] | mei neng nai zen me yang ne? chi dian bu hao de ba |
| [00:04.98] | xiàn zài wǒ lái shuō yī duàn dān kǒu xiàng sheng |
| [00:12.24] | zhè gè ne, yě shì zhè me yī huí shí shì |
| [00:15.93] | zhè shì wǒ men jiē fāng de yī dàng zǐ shì qíng |
| [00:19.13] | nà wèi shuō, nǐ men jiē fāng? āi! wǒ men jiē fāng |
| [00:23.73] | nǐ men zài nǎ ér zhù a? nà nǐ jiù béng wèn le |
| [00:29.03] | zěn me bù néng shuō zhǔn dì fāng ne? shuō zhǔn le jiù má fán le |
| [00:33.80] | wǒ jiù zhè me yī shuō, nín jiù zhè me yī tīng, fǎn zhèng shì zhè zhǒng tè bié de shì qíng dōu zài wǒ men jiē fāng nǎ ér |
| [00:39.67] | nǐ yào wèn wǒ zài nǎ ér zhù ne? nà wǒ yě bù néng shuō |
| [00:44.18] | bú shì xiàn zài de shì qíng, èr shí nián qián de yī dàng zǐ shì ér |
| [01:37.53] | kě suī rán shuō bú shì xiàn zài de shì qíng, xiàn zài yě bù néng fā shēng zhè yàng de shì qíng, bù guò lèi sì zhè yàng de shì qíng yě kě néng fā shēng. |
| [01:04.69] | yǒu zhè me yī jiā zǐ, shì gè dà cái zhǔ jiā lǐ fù yù, kuò! zhàn zhe fáng, tǎng zháo dì, yín háng lǐ cún zhe duō shǎo duō shǎo qián, jiā lǐ hěn fù yù, rén wàng cái wàng |
| [01:27.39] | zhè jiā xìng shén me ne? xìng hěn. é, jiā lǐ rén wàng cái wàng, yǒu nà me xiē gè qián hái bù suàn, rén kǒu yě bù shǎo |
| [01:37.53] | lǎo liǎ kǒu zi gēn qián sā ér zi, yí gè gū niáng |
| [01:43.01] | sān ér zi ne, jiù shì zhè gè hěn dà hěn èr hěn sān hěn lǎo tóu hěn lǎo tài tài hěn jiā de lǎo gū niáng, yī jiā zǐ quán hěn dào yí kuài ér le |
| [01:54.65] | sā ér zi ne dōu qǔ le xí fù le, lǎo gū niáng yě chū gé le |
| [02:02.00] | lǎo gū niáng chū gé guāng jià zhuāng péi sòng le liù shí sì tái |
| [02:07.11] | bā zhǐ zhāng mù xiāng zi, dān jiā pí mián shā, dǐng gài r féi, suí shǒu de jiā jù péi sòng liǎng táng, yī táng cí qì, yī táng xī qì |
| [02:20.06] | cí qì shì shén me ne? méi bié de, nín zuó mo, èr shí duō nián qián yě jiù shì péi sòng shén me chá yè guàn nǎ, dǎn píng ā, mào tǒng a, guǒ pán a, chá hú chá wǎn a, yǐ jí shǐ de zhè gè fàn wǎn nǎ, zhè shì cí qì |
| [02:37.10] | xī qì dōu yǒu shén me ne? xī qì yǒu chá píng chá guàn, |
| [02:43.41] | hái yǒu nà gè xī dēng, jiù shì rù dòng fáng shí diǎn nà gè wǎn yóu dēng, lǐ tou yǒu diǎn ér mì, qǔ jí xiáng huà jiào" mì lǐ tiáo yóu" |
| [02:53.68] | hái yǒu yī duì xī là de là qiān ér, lìng wài hái yǒu xī hú |
| [03:00.78] | gān cuì shuō ba, guāng zhè xī qì péi sòng le jiù yǒu sì shí duō jīn, hái shì wán wán quán quán dōu shì zhēn zhèng de dào kǒu xī |
| [03:09.58] | lǎo gū niáng chū gé de shí hòu rì zi hěn hǎo guò, kě shì méi yǒu èr sān nián de gōng fū, jiā lǐ tou bù xíng le, zěn me? hěn lǎo tóu sǐ le |
| [03:22.87] | lǎo tóu sǐ le jiā lǐ hái yǒu hěn duō qián ne, dāng rán dé dā péng bàn shì, zhè péng bái shì bàn de yě hěn piào liàng |
| [03:30.69] | bàn wán le bái shì yǐ hòu, dé, zhè lǎo tài tài jiù shòu zuì le |
| [03:38.72] | zěn me shòu zuì de? zhè gè dāng jiā zhǔ shì guò rì zi de rén nǎ, nǐ dé ná de qǐ lái, ná bù qǐ lái bù xíng |
| [03:50.19] | zhè lǎo tài tài jué de sā ér zi ér xí fù dōu shì qīn de jǐ de, dé le, zì jǐ chī wǎn sōng xīn fàn jiù wán le, bù guǎn dāng jiā zhǔ shì, bǎ zhè yào shi jiù jiāo chū lái le |
| [04:04.89] | zhè lǐ biān jiù chū le wèn tí le. jiāo nǐ dé jiāo yí ge rén a, zhǔn rén a, yě méi tí ràng shuí dāng jiā guò rì zi. |
| [04:13.44] | huài le! zhè xià zǐ sā ér zi sā ér xí fù quán dāng jiā le! luàn le! |
| [04:18.99] | xiān shuō zhè gè chī fàn, méi yǒu yì tiān chī dào yí kuài ér de. chú fáng nà gè dà zào a. yì nián sì jì zhòu yè bù tíng, lǎo shēng zhe, gàn má? zuò fàn! |
| [04:31.39] | tā men chī fàn bù tǒng yī a! |
| [04:35.09] | lǎo dà zǎo chén qǐ lái, xiǎng chī zhá jiàng miàn èr yé nà, dùn dùn lào bǐng sān yé gān fàn cuān wán zǐ |
| [04:44.76] | dà nǎi nǎi chī huā juǎn èr nǎi nǎi chī mán tou sān nǎi nǎi xiǎng bāo hún tún nà zěn me zuò ya nà gè |
| [04:52.44] | jiù zhè me yí gè dà zào, yì tiān dào wǎn jiù zhè yàng |
| [04:56.88] | zhè zhóu lǐ sā yòu bù hé měi, zhè jiù gèng chéng wèn tí le |
| [05:00.76] | chī bǎo le hē zú le, lǎo shí dài zhe ba, bù jiè! |
| [05:04.92] | chī bǎo le hē zú le zhóu lǐ sā zuò zài wū lǐ shuǎi xián huà, mà zhe wán, yǒu hái zi mà hái zi, méi hái zi de mà māo |
| [05:15.97] | nín shuō māo zhāo shuí rě shuí le? tiān tiān jiù zhè yàng ér |
| [05:21.05] | xiān qián jiē fāng lín jū hái guò qù quàn, hòu lái ya, sī kōng jiàn guàn, rén jiā jiù bù quàn le |
| [05:26.90] | lǎo tài tài gěi quàn, hòu lái lǎo tài tài yě quàn bù liǎo la. dé la, guò bú dào yí kuài le, gān cuì, fēn jiā dān guò |
| [05:37.47] | zhè yī fēn jiā ne, dào fēn jiā zhè tiān bǎ qīn qī péng yǒu dōu qǐng guò lái le |
| [05:41.96] | guò qù nà gè shí hòu fēn jiā, yào chī yī dùn fàn, zhè jiào shén me ya? zhè míng yě yǒu yì sī, zhè jiào jiào" sàn huǒ miàn"! |
| [05:51.84] | fēi chī dùn chǎo cài miàn, sàn huǒ le, jiù dōu fēn le |
| [05:55.41] | qīn yǒu men lái le, dāng rán ne, lǎo gū niáng yě lái le, dōu zài zhè ér nǎ |
| [06:01.36] | gē ér sā fēn ba! fēn fáng zi. xiān fēn, fáng zi a, lǎo dà fēn de jiù shì zhè gè lǎo zhái zi, zhù de zhè gè dì fāng |
| [06:13.08] | lǎo èr lǎo sān ne, jiā lǐ yǒu de shì fáng zi a! měi rén fēn le yī chù |
| [06:17.91] | fáng zi yǒu xiǎo de ne, xiǎo de méi guān xì, zhǎo rén gū jià, gū jià yǐ hòu, cóng yín háng qǔ huí qián lái, wǎng shàng bǔ. |
| [06:25.52] | zhè zhé jià zhé duō shǎo qián, hái wǎng shàng bǔ duō shǎo qián |
| [06:29.21] | fēn wán fáng zi fēn dì, dì fēn wán le, rán hòu fēn dōng xī |
| [06:32.57] | fēn sān fèn, měi rén yī fèn. jiā jù, mù qì yī rén yī fèn. fēn lái fēn qù, fēn lái fēn qù, shèng xià liǎng kuāng méi qiú, zěn me zhāo? fēn! |
| [06:49.46] | lǎo èr shuō:" dé le, zhè gè méi qiú bié chēng le, guài má fán de, ná gè zhì zi, ná gè xiǎo kuāng zhè me liàng dé le." |
| [07:02.08] | lǎo dà yuè:" bié jiè, liàng nǎ ér yǒu zhǔn a? duō le shǎo le de, gān cuì, shǔ shù ba!" méi qiú yào shǔ shù fēn |
| [07:12.44] | béng shuō méi qiú le, zhí dǐng dào fēn lái fēn qù shèng le yī gēn kuài zi, bǎ tā duò sān jié, yī rén yī jié |
| [07:24.51] | dōu fēn wán gē, hái shèng yí gè dà tóng zǐ er, guī shuí? |
| [07:32.90] | jiù méi yǒu yí ge rén shuō zhè me jù huà: dé le, zhè gè nǐ men gē ér liǎ yī rén yī xiǎo zǐ r, wǒ bú yào le! méi zhè jù huà |
| [07:41.21] | lèng le bàn tiān, méi fǎ ér fēn, zhè gōng fū dà le qīn qī péng yǒu yě bù gǎn dā chá ér |
| [07:47.10] | hòu lái huán shì lǎo sān chū le gè zhǔ yì, gān cuì, mǎi yí gè zi tiě cán dòu lái de le |
| [07:53.51] | mǎi le yí gè dà zǐ r de tiě cán dòu, shǔ shù fēn, fēn lái fēn qù, tiě cán dòu shèng xià liǎ |
| [08:00.05] | jiù méi rén shuō wǒ bù ná zhè fèn le, méi zhè me yí gè |
| [08:05.45] | hòu lái huán shì lǎo èr chū zhǔ yi |
| [08:07.42] | " gān cuì, zhè tiě cán dòu shuí yě bié yào, jiē qiáng rēng chū qù!" |
| [08:11.33] | dōu fēn wán le zhī hòu, sàn huǒ miàn yě chī le, lǎo èr lǎo sān zhàn qǐ lái le: |
| [08:19.19] | zhòng wèi gāo qīn guì yǒu, duō shòu lěi, duō shòu lěi, lǎo mèi mei yě duō shòu lěi le. |
| [08:25.90] | nà shén me, wǒ men zhè shì xīn ān jiā |
| [08:28.05] | dà yé ne, tān zhù zhè gè lǎo zhái zi, nà shi méi shuō de la, wǒ men ne, dé jiā lǐ ān zhì ān zhì qù |
| [08:35.78] | wǒ men ne, yě bù péi dà jiā le, wǒ men gē ér liǎ zǒu le! |
| [08:39.03] | zhàn qǐ lái jiù yào zǒu |
| [08:41.13] | zhè gè lǎo mèi mei, lǎo gū niáng, yóu dǎ jìn mén shì yī jù huà dōu méi shuō |
| [08:48.78] | hé yán yuè sè, qiáo zhe tā men fēn méi qiú ér a, shù méi qiú a, duò kuài zi a, zài páng biān xiào, yī shēng yě bù dā chá |
| [09:02.25] | tīng dào xiàn zài lǎo mèi mei zhàn qǐ lái le: |
| [09:08.76] | " a, èr gē, sān gē, nǐ men zhè jiù zǒu ma?" |
| [09:15.34] | " a, lǎo mèi mei, dōu fēn wán le, wǒ men hái dé nà biān ān zhì ān zhì, xīn ān jiā bù róng yì, duì bú duì? |
| [09:22.05] | nà gè shén me, guò liǎng tiān, lǎo mèi mei, zài gěi nǐ dào fá, jiē nǐ shàng wǒ men nà ér zhù qù!" |
| [09:26.38] | " bú shì! nǐ men dōu fēn wán le ma?" yī zhǐ zhè jiā jù," nǐ men dōu fēn wán le ma!" |
| [09:34.30] | " dōu fēn wán le!" |
| [09:36.27] | " bú duì ba? nǐ men xiǎng xiǎng, hái yǒu yí yàng ér méi fēn de ba?" |
| [09:42.41] | " hái yǒu méi fēn de? shì ma?" |
| [09:46.73] | gē ér sā yī tīng quán lèng zhù le |
| [09:48.13] | " hē, hái shì lǎo mèi mei xīn yǎn duō, wǒ men dōu wàng le, nǐ tí gè xǐng ér ba!" |
| [09:53.80] | " hái yǒu shén me? hēng! zhè mā zěn me bàn nǎ? mā zěn me fēn nà? hái shì ná shéng zi bǎ lēi sǐ fēn sān jié a, hái shì huó zhe ná dāo duò sān kuài ér ya!" |
| [10:11.83] | nà shuí gǎn ya nà gè! |
| [10:13.90] | shuō wán zhè jù huà, běng zhe liǎn jiù zuò xià le |
| [10:18.27] | qīn yǒu men yī tīng: bà le! lǎo gū niáng shuō huà yǒu jìn |
| [10:23.04] | hāi, lǎo tài tài zhè gū niáng méi bái yǎng huó |
| [10:27.74] | qīn yǒu men yī tīng zhè yě gāo xìng, yě dōu zhàn qǐ lái le |
| [10:31.58] | duì, zhè mā zěn me bàn nǎ? nǐ men dōu fēn wán le, zěn me huí shì a, chī nǎ fāng a! |
| [10:37.04] | gē ér sā quán biě zhù le, dōu méi cí ér la |
| [10:41.91] | jié guǒ, hái shì lèng le huì, lǎo dà dài tóu xiān shuō |
| [10:46.61] | " dà jiā zuò xià, dà jiā zuò xià. zhè gè, lǎo mèi mei, wǒ xiǎng dào zhè ér la, wǒ bù guò shì méi bǎ zhè yì sī gēn nǐ shuō míng bái lóu |
| [10:57.99] | dāng rán nà, zhè gè fēn jiā yīng dāng fēn sì fèn, wèi shí me ne? yǒu mā yī fèn yǎng lǎo jīn, wǒ xiǎng dào zhè ér le |
| [11:11.50] | kě shì wǒ xiǎng ne, mā xiàn zài dōu zhè me dà suì shù le, yǒu gè bǎi nián zhī hòu, shèng xià de dōng xī yě de wǒ men gē ér sā fēn |
| [11:22.01] | wǒ zhè gè yì sī de, shěng de zài fēn tā dì èr huí le, zhè yī xià zǐ jiù dōu bǎ tā fēn xià lái de le |
| [11:29.99] | shuō dōu fēn xià lái mā chī nǎ fāng ne? wǒ yǒu zhè me gè zhǔ yì |
| [11:35.98] | wǒ shuō ya, fǎn zhèng wǒ men gē ér sā dān rèn |
| [11:38.70] | zhè yàng a, ràng mā zài wǒ men sān jiā měi yuè yī jiā zhù shí tiān, nǐ kàn zěn me yàng? a? |
| [11:48.72] | āi, zhèng hǎo, jīn tiān bú shì chū yī ma, qián shí tiān mā jiù zài wǒ zhè ér |
| [11:55.15] | chū yī, dào shí yī nǎ, dào lǎo èr jiā, èr shí yí dào lǎo sān jiā, dōu shì tān de ér zi, ér xí fù, sūn nán dì nǚ, quán shì qīn de |
| [12:07.27] | tān dào nà ér zán néng bù xiào shùn tān ma? hái néng bù téng tān ma! méi yǒu wèn tí, xiǎng chī shén me, hái néng ràng tā xīn lǐ bù tòng kuài ma? |
| [12:19.31] | zhè me bàn le, yī jiā zhù shí tiān! |
| [12:23.03] | āi, zán men gē ér sā jīn ér kě shì shāng liáng hǎo le a, shí yí dào lǎo èr jiā, èr shí yí dào lǎo sān jiā |
| [12:30.41] | zán men sān jiā shì zhè yàng, dōu yí yàng: sān jiā yào jiē, dào shí hòu kě dé qù jiē lǎo tài tài, yào sòng, zán men dào shí hòu jiù sòng, zěn me yàng? |
| [12:40.94] | lǎo tài tài yǒu gè bǎi nián zhī hòu, qián yǒu chē, hòu yǒu zhé, lǎo yé zǐ zhè péng shì, bàn zhè gè pǔ ér: dà jiā kě quán kàn jiàn le |
| [12:47.93] | shí hòu wǒ men zhào zhè yàng yī fà sòng |
| [12:51.45] | gè wèi gāo qīn guì yǒu, zěn me yàng?" |
| [12:55.50] | dà huǒ yī tīng: āi, zhè yě bù cuò. lǎo tài tài yě diǎn tóu, méi shuō shí mǒ |
| [13:01.81] | qīn yǒu men dāng rán yě bú huì shuō bié de le, lǎo gū niáng ne, yě méi shuō bié de. |
| [13:06.09] | " hǎo hǎo hǎo, jiù zhè yàng le, a!" |
| [13:10.84] | nà me, qīn qī péng yǒu jiù zǒu le |
| [13:12.16] | dàng tiān ne, méi de shuō, zǎo chén qǐ lái chī de fēn jiā" sàn huǒ miàn" |
| [13:18.36] | wǎn shàng ne, wǎn shàng gèng méi wèn tí le, chī shèng xià de yǒu zhē luó, rè zhē luó |
| [13:25.64] | dào le dì èr tiān le, yīng gāi lǎo tài tài chī zhè lǎo dà le |
| [13:32.86] | hē, jiù zhè wèi lǎo dà, yī zǎo qǐ lái, lǎo tài tài shù wán kǒu, xǐ wán liǎn, wǎng tài shī yǐ shàng yī zuò, ér xí fù guò lái zhuāng yān dào chá |
| [13:45.70] | lǎo dà jiù zhè páng biān, bǐ guǎn tiáo zhí, zài lǎo tài tài páng biān yī zhàn. |
| [13:51.24] | lǎo tài tài yī qiáo: zhè zěn me la zhè shì, měi tiān méi zhè jǔ dòng, jīn ér gàn má ya? |
| [13:59.60] | " hái zi, zuò xià!" |
| [14:03.79] | " bù, mā, yǒu mā zài zhè ér, wǒ men nǎ ér néng zuò ya," |
| [14:08.92] | " āi, jiā wú cháng lǐ a, lǎo zhè yàng tiān tiān, nà zěn me suàn nǎ, zuò xià ba!" |
| [14:16.20] | " bù, mā, mā téng wǒ, wǒ zhī dào, bù guò, wǒ yě bù gǎn zuò |
| [14:24.78] | mā nín xiǎng, wǒ zuò zài zhè ér, nín yě zuò zài zhè ér |
| [14:28.26] | tǎng hū jìn lái gè qīn qī péng yǒu kàn jiàn, zhī dào de shì lǎo tài tài téng ér zi |
| [14:33.58] | bù zhī dào de ne, shuō wǒ men méi jiào yǎng, nín méi jiā guī |
| [14:38.12] | wǒ men zuò xiǎo de miàn zi shàng yě bù hǎo kàn. zhàn zhe ba." |
| [14:42.15] | lǎo tài tài shuō: |
| [14:43.66] | " hāi, zhè shì méi yǒu de shì qíng, qīn qī péng yǒu shuí lái ya? lái le nǐ zài zhàn qǐ lái." |
| [14:48.58] | " bù bù bù, zuò zhe zhàn zhe dào méi shén me |
| [14:51.96] | āi, mā, wǒ yǒu liǎng jù huà xiǎng gēn nín shuō shuō, bù zhī dào nín jīn ér gāo xìng bù gāo xìng? |
| [15:01.12] | nín yào shì gāo xìng ne, wǒ jiù shuō, nín yào shì bù gāo xìng ne, guò jǐ tiān shuō yě chéng." |
| [15:08.66] | lǎo tài tài shuō: " wǒ yǒu shén me bù gāo xìng de? |
| [15:12.44] | nǐ lǎo shuō bàn jié huà, zhè wán yì ér ràng rén tīng zhe biè niǔ a, wǒ tǐng gāo xìng de, yǒu huà nǐ shuō ba!" |
| [15:19.58] | " āi, mā ràng wǒ shuō, wǒ jiù shuō, nín kě bié shēng qì ya |
| [15:29.23] | mā, nín shì yuàn yì nín de ér zi lòu liǎn ne, hái shì yuàn yì nín de ér zi yào fàn ne?" |
| [15:37.32] | lǎo tài tài yī tīng, zhè jiào shén me huà ya |
| [15:41.89] | zuò mā mā de yǒu pàn zhe ér zi yào fàn de, dāng rán shì pàn zhe nǐ lòu liǎn ne |
| [15:47.73] | " duì, mā téng wǒ, wǒ zhī dào. nín yuàn yì nín ér zi lòu liǎn |
| [15:53.94] | nín yuàn yì wǒ men lòu liǎn, wǒ men ne, yě yuàn yì wǒ men lòu liǎn |
| [15:59.47] | bù guò zhè gè liǎn kě bù hǎo lù a" |
| [16:04.45] | lǎo tài tài shuō zěn me? |
| [16:07.18] | " zěn me, nǐ xiǎng a, wǒ méi fēn jiā de shí hòu dà huǒ zài yí kuài, dà jiā pěng chái huō yàn gāo, bù sā tāng bù lòu shuǐ, rì zi wéi chí de zhè me yàng hǎo |
| [16:20.33] | kě zhè yī fēn jiā le, zhè jiào bā xiān guò hǎi gè xiǎn qí néng |
| [16:26.72] | shuí yǒu néng nài shuí lòu liǎn, méi néng nài jiù de yào fàn. |
| [16:31.27] | lǎo èr lǎo sān nín shì zhī dào de, xiàn zài tā men gē liǎ dōu yǒu shì yóu |
| [16:36.29] | wǒ méi shì qíng, méi zuò shì |
| [16:38.09] | bù cuò, fēn le diǎn fáng zi de dì r yǒu diǎn qián |
| [16:43.77] | zhè shì yī gǔ sǐ shuǐ a, huò nòng wán le jiù wán le |
| [16:46.89] | nà bú shì jiāng lái jiù bǎ zhè dōu huò nòng wán le, bù de yào fàn ne |
| [16:52.69] | nà me zěn me yàng ne? wǒ méi néng nài, shuí ràng xiǎo zi wǒ méi néng nài ne |
| [16:58.21] | zhè wǒ men jiù dé shì kǒu nuó dù zǎn, shùn yá chǐ wǎng xià guā |
| [17:02.73] | méi néng nài zěn me yàng ne? chī diǎn bù hǎo de ba |
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