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STINE: You are some gumshoe |
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You just don't think well |
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Get this, dumb gumshoe, |
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You come from my inkwell |
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Is your mouth lonely |
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With one foot in there |
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Stone, your brain only |
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Holds thoughts I put in there |
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Just what you are I'll spell out |
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You are a novel pain |
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One speck of lint that fell out |
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The last time that I picked my brain |
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STONE: You are so jealous |
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Of my track record |
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Tolstoy, do tell us |
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Your feeble hack record |
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Your weak knees brand you |
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Soft and unstable |
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One small threat and you |
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Fold like a card table |
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You drool at my adventures |
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Your broads in bed are bored |
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Go home and soak your dentures |
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Your pen is no match for my sword |
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BOTH: You're nothing without me |
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A no-one who'd go undefined |
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You wouldn't exist |
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You'd never be missed |
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STINE: I tell you you're out of my mind |
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BOTH: A show off, a blowhard |
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You're equal parts hot air and gall |
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And no one would doubt me |
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Without me you're nothing at all |
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STINE: You're in my plot |
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I'm still your creator |
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I call each shot |
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I'm your private dic-tator |
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STONE: You are so thick, you |
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Eat, breathe, sleep fiction |
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I'm your meal ticket |
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Knee-deep in cheap fiction |
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STINE: You gloating ignoramus |
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You haven't any shame |
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STONE: Hey, I'm a famous shamus |
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And most people don't know your name |
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BOTH: You're nothing without me |
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Without me you'd just disappear |
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Right into thin air |
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And no one would care |
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Or notice you ever were here |
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A puppet, an upstart |
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A loser who's destined to fall |
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I'm everything you always wanted to be |
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Let's deal with the issue |
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You wish you were me |
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You're nothing without me |
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Without me you're nothing |
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At all |