[00:07.927]STINE: You are some gumshoe
[00:09.800]You just don't think well
[00:11.923]Get this, dumb gumshoe,
[00:13.770]You come from my inkwell
[00:15.627]Is your mouth lonely
[00:17.497]With one foot in there
[00:19.621]Stone, your brain only
[00:21.212]Holds thoughts I put in there
[00:23.337]Just what you are I'll spell out
[00:27.052]You are a novel pain
[00:30.778]One speck of lint that fell out
[00:34.494]The last time that I picked my brain
[00:38.744]STONE: You are so jealous
[00:40.333]Of my track record
[00:42.725]Tolstoy, do tell us
[00:44.327]Your feeble hack record
[00:46.185]Your weak knees brand you
[00:48.298]Soft and unstable
[00:50.167]One small threat and you
[00:52.024]Fold like a card table
[00:53.882]You drool at my adventures
[00:57.876]Your broads in bed are bored
[01:01.592]Go home and soak your dentures
[01:05.308]Your pen is no match for my sword
[01:10.892]BOTH: You're nothing without me
[01:14.886]A no-one who'd go undefined
[01:18.611]You wouldn't exist
[01:20.986]You'd never be missed
[01:22.849]STINE: I tell you you're out of my mind
[01:26.577]BOTH: A show off, a blowhard
[01:30.557]You're equal parts hot air and gall
[01:34.540]And no one would doubt me
[01:36.666]Without me you're nothing at all
[01:42.772]STINE: You're in my plot
[01:44.629]I'm still your creator
[01:47.021]I call each shot
[01:48.357]I'm your private dic-tator
[01:50.481]STONE: You are so thick, you
[01:52.339]Eat, breathe, sleep fiction
[01:54.463]I'm your meal ticket
[01:56.333]Knee-deep in cheap fiction
[01:58.202]STINE: You gloating ignoramus
[02:01.917]You haven't any shame
[02:05.633]STONE: Hey, I'm a famous shamus
[02:09.359]And most people don't know your name
[02:18.909]BOTH: You're nothing without me
[02:23.163]Without me you'd just disappear
[02:26.879]Right into thin air
[02:29.271]And no one would care
[02:31.140]Or notice you ever were here
[02:34.854]A puppet, an upstart
[02:39.105]A loser who's destined to fall
[02:43.086]I'm everything you always wanted to be
[02:47.347]Let's deal with the issue
[02:48.937]You wish you were me
[02:51.317]You're nothing without me
[02:53.706]Without me you're nothing
[02:58.760]At all