| [00:01.38] | 你呀,干点正事吧 |
| [00:03.88] | 整天到晚的啊 |
| [00:05.63] | 你整天到晚的混得一点正型也没有 |
| [00:09.27] | 你看看人家,开好车的买大楼房 |
| [00:12.40] | 你看看你,你是一无所有 |
| [00:15.52] | 你脚下的地在抖,你身边的水在流 |
| [00:18.59] | |
| [00:19.54] | 你爸爸姓崔? |
| [00:20.97] | 你爸爸叫贱笑声'吁… |
| [00:23.72] | 2006年火了的这个人 |
| [00:28.38] | |
| [00:29.69] | 有人预计他红不过年根 |
| [00:33.88] | |
| [00:36.94] | 年头到年尾和官司有缘分 |
| [00:42.07] | |
| [00:43.63] | 依然红火他艺多不压身 |
| [00:47.50] | |
| [00:50.51] | 床前依然明月光， |
| [00:52.14] | 疑似一片地上霜， |
| [00:53.95] | 举头总得望明月， |
| [00:55.70] | 我名还叫郭德纲。 |
| [00:57.57] | |
| [00:58.50] | 人干点好事总想让鬼神知道 |
| [01:01.07] | 干点坏事总以为鬼神不知道 |
| [01:03.94] | 我们太让鬼为难了 |
| [01:06.26] | |
| [01:08.01] | 娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹 |
| [01:10.51] | |
| [01:11.07] | 演个丫鬟要投怀送抱 |
| [01:13.82] | |
| [01:14.45] | 是非恩怨没有征兆 |
| [01:17.32] | 不过争得是个龙套 |
| [01:19.76] | |
| [01:21.07] | 娱乐圈里装着炸药 |
| [01:24.20] | |
| [01:24.88] | 今天翻脸明天报料 |
| [01:27.52] | |
| [01:28.33] | 旧人在哭新人在笑 |
| [01:31.21] | 赚得还是百姓腰包 |
| [01:33.52] | |
| [01:34.02] | 刚刚好 |
| [01:36.02] | |
| [01:36.65] | 我名气小 |
| [01:38.83] | |
| [01:40.52] | 刚刚好 |
| [01:42.40] | |
| [01:44.15] | 我胆子小 |
| [01:45.65] | |
| [01:48.84] | 三教九流各行各业 |
| [01:51.09] | |
| [01:51.77] | 他的工作都对社会有意义 |
| [01:54.34] | 那怕是一个赶大车送菜的 |
| [01:57.15] | 驾驾驾,喔喔喔… |
| [01:59.56] | |
| [02:00.43] | 我看着很羡慕啊 |
| [02:01.93] | 我想夸他两句 |
| [02:03.37] | 谁是我儿子?喔喔喔,哎呀~ |
| [02:07.68] | 给人民带来快乐 |
| [02:09.68] | 谁给谁带来了快乐 |
| [02:12.18] | 最起码我快乐了很多 |
| [02:14.00] | |
| [02:14.68] | 谁是我孙子? |
| [02:16.12] | 喔喔喔哎呀喝这位也不长记性 |
| [02:20.24] | 谁是王八? |
| [02:21.37] | |
| [02:22.24] | 他说什么呀 |
| [02:25.56] | 那是要抽你 |
| [02:28.56] | |
| [02:29.93] | 周董and了费玉清 |
| [02:32.56] | |
| [02:33.12] | 孟广美sorry了众网民 |
| [02:36.12] | |
| [02:36.87] | 偷拍伤了阿娇的心 |
| [02:39.99] | 张钰她睡觉睡出了名 |
| [02:42.75] | |
| [02:43.56] | 棚菲生了一个小千金 |
| [02:46.31] | |
| [02:46.93] | 张柏芝也跟着怀了孕 |
| [02:50.37] | 石头疯了四两拨千斤 |
| [02:53.68] | 整容整到了范冰冰 |
| [02:56.62] | 刚刚好 |
| [02:58.07] | |
| [02:59.63] | 我没怀孕 |
| [03:01.13] | |
| [03:03.51] | 刚刚好 |
| [03:04.76] | |
| [03:06.63] | 我没拍电影 |
| [03:08.38] | |
| [03:12.57] | 遇事你别老望上看,你得望下看 |
| [03:16.00] | |
| [03:16.82] | 怎么望下看? |
| [03:18.32] | 比如说啊,做买卖你赔钱了,那还有跳楼的呢 |
| [03:22.51] | |
| [03:23.13] | 看着他你不是很快乐吗 |
| [03:25.32] | |
| [03:26.07] | 诶,没错 |
| [03:27.07] | 你这儿生一闺女,你恨得慌 |
| [03:29.26] | 那还有没孩子的呢 |
| [03:30.76] | 啊 |
| [03:31.00] | 你那失业了,那还有失身的呢 |
| [03:34.13] | |
| [03:35.25] | 这没可比性啊 |
| [03:36.82] | 你想,你媳妇不要你了,他也没要我啊笑.吁… |
| [03:41.32] | 娱记们乱点着鸳鸯 |
| [03:44.32] | 钻石李baybay了李湘 |
| [03:47.57] | 世界杯喊哑了黄健翔 |
| [03:49.82] | |
| [03:50.76] | 要选秀最好学师洋 |
| [03:53.07] | |
| [03:54.63] | 宪哥主持到了中央 |
| [03:58.07] | 祖德要变性穿女装 |
| [04:01.45] | 老太太死咬着赵忠祥 |
| [04:04.57] | 隐私被博客全部暴光 |
| [04:07.38] | 刚刚好 |
| [04:08.69] | |
| [04:10.26] | 我没乱讲 |
| [04:12.57] | |
| [04:13.88] | 刚刚好 |
| [04:15.38] | |
| [04:17.07] | 我还正常 |
| [04:18.82] | |
| [04:22.32] | 早上四点就得起,出去练轻功去 |
| [04:25.70] | 刚一出去,警察过来了 |
| [04:28.01] | 嗨,喊我,我心里不亏啊 |
| [04:30.88] | 我可没犯事啊,干嘛啊,晨练都不许嘛 |
| [04:35.19] | .许!回去把裤子穿上…笑声 |
| [04:38.69] | |
| [04:39.51] | 干什么也没有光着出来的,起猛了.笑声 |
| [04:43.51] | 到底为什么我们有点厌倦 |
| [04:48.13] | |
| [04:50.07] | 到底怎样明星才能成仙 |
| [04:53.82] | |
| [04:57.07] | 得道去西天 |
| [04:58.82] | |
| [05:00.51] | 能不能还要脸 |
| [05:02.26] | |
| [05:04.01] | 刚刚好 |
| [05:04.88] | |
| [05:05.51] | 我没疯癫 |
| [05:07.82] | |
| [05:11.07] | 刚刚好 |
| [05:11.70] | |
| [05:12.51] | 我有于谦 |
| [05:14.69] | |
| [05:17.88] | 刚刚好 |
| [05:18.95] | 就快过年 |
| [05:21.51] | |
| [05:23.51] | 哎,干嘛呢你，逮那个飞机拉线的… |
| [00:01.38] | ni ya, gan dian zheng shi ba |
| [00:03.88] | zheng tian dao wan de a |
| [00:05.63] | ni zheng tian dao wan de hun de yi dian zheng xing ye mei you |
| [00:09.27] | ni kan kan ren jia, kai hao che de mai da lou fang |
| [00:12.40] | ni kan kan ni, ni shi yi wu suo you |
| [00:15.52] | ni jiao xia de di zai dou, ni shen bian de shui zai liu |
| [00:18.59] | |
| [00:19.54] | ni ba ba xing cui? |
| [00:20.97] | ni ba ba jiao jian xiao sheng' xu |
| [00:23.72] | 2006 nian huo le de zhe ge ren |
| [00:28.38] | |
| [00:29.69] | you ren yu ji ta hong bu guo nian gen |
| [00:33.88] | |
| [00:36.94] | nian tou dao nian wei he guan si you yuan fen |
| [00:42.07] | |
| [00:43.63] | yi ran hong huo ta yi duo bu ya shen |
| [00:47.50] | |
| [00:50.51] | chuang qian yi ran ming yue guang, |
| [00:52.14] | yi si yi pian di shang shuang, |
| [00:53.95] | ju tou zong dei wang ming yue, |
| [00:55.70] | wo ming hai jiao guo de gang. |
| [00:57.57] | |
| [00:58.50] | ren gan dian hao shi zong xiang rang gui shen zhi dao |
| [01:01.07] | gan dian huai shi zong yi wei gui shen bu zhi dao |
| [01:03.94] | wo men tai rang gui wei nan le |
| [01:06.26] | |
| [01:08.01] | yu le quan li chao chao nao nao |
| [01:10.51] | |
| [01:11.07] | yan ge ya huan yao tou huai song bao |
| [01:13.82] | |
| [01:14.45] | shi fei en yuan mei you zheng zhao |
| [01:17.32] | bu guo zheng de shi ge long tao |
| [01:19.76] | |
| [01:21.07] | yu le quan li zhuang zhe zha yao |
| [01:24.20] | |
| [01:24.88] | jin tian fan lian ming tian bao liao |
| [01:27.52] | |
| [01:28.33] | jiu ren zai ku xin ren zai xiao |
| [01:31.21] | zuan de hai shi bai xing yao bao |
| [01:33.52] | |
| [01:34.02] | gang gang hao |
| [01:36.02] | |
| [01:36.65] | wo ming qi xiao |
| [01:38.83] | |
| [01:40.52] | gang gang hao |
| [01:42.40] | |
| [01:44.15] | wo dan zi xiao |
| [01:45.65] | |
| [01:48.84] | san jiao jiu liu ge hang ge ye |
| [01:51.09] | |
| [01:51.77] | ta de gong zuo dou dui she hui you yi yi |
| [01:54.34] | na pa shi yi ge gan da che song cai de |
| [01:57.15] | jia jia jia, wo wo o |
| [01:59.56] | |
| [02:00.43] | wo kan zhe hen xian mu a |
| [02:01.93] | wo xiang kua ta liang ju |
| [02:03.37] | shui shi wo er zi? wo wo o, ai ya |
| [02:07.68] | gei ren min dai lai kuai le |
| [02:09.68] | shui gei shui dai lai le kuai le |
| [02:12.18] | zui qi ma wo kuai le le hen duo |
| [02:14.00] | |
| [02:14.68] | shui shi wo sun zi? |
| [02:16.12] | wo wo o ai ya he zhe wei ye bu zhang ji xing |
| [02:20.24] | shui shi wang ba? |
| [02:21.37] | |
| [02:22.24] | ta shuo shi mo ya |
| [02:25.56] | na shi yao chou ni |
| [02:28.56] | |
| [02:29.93] | zhou dong and le fei yu qing |
| [02:32.56] | |
| [02:33.12] | meng guang mei sorry le zhong wang min |
| [02:36.12] | |
| [02:36.87] | tou pai shang le a jiao de xin |
| [02:39.99] | zhang yu ta shui jiao shui chu le ming |
| [02:42.75] | |
| [02:43.56] | peng fei sheng le yi ge xiao qian jin |
| [02:46.31] | |
| [02:46.93] | zhang bo zhi ye gen zhe huai le yun |
| [02:50.37] | shi tou feng le si liang bo qian jin |
| [02:53.68] | zheng rong zheng dao le fan bing bing |
| [02:56.62] | gang gang hao |
| [02:58.07] | |
| [02:59.63] | wo mei huai yun |
| [03:01.13] | |
| [03:03.51] | gang gang hao |
| [03:04.76] | |
| [03:06.63] | wo mei pai dian ying |
| [03:08.38] | |
| [03:12.57] | yu shi ni bie lao wang shang kan, ni de wang xia kan |
| [03:16.00] | |
| [03:16.82] | zen me wang xia kan? |
| [03:18.32] | bi ru shuo a, zuo mai mai ni pei qian le, na hai you tiao lou de ne |
| [03:22.51] | |
| [03:23.13] | kan zhe ta ni bu shi hen kuai le ma |
| [03:25.32] | |
| [03:26.07] | ei, mei cuo |
| [03:27.07] | ni zhe er sheng yi gui nv, ni hen de huang |
| [03:29.26] | na hai you mei hai zi de ne |
| [03:30.76] | a |
| [03:31.00] | ni na shi ye le, na hai you shi shen de ne |
| [03:34.13] | |
| [03:35.25] | zhe mei ke bi xing a |
| [03:36.82] | ni xiang, ni xi fu bu yao ni le, ta ye mei yao wo a xiao. xu |
| [03:41.32] | yu ji men luan dian zhao yuan yang |
| [03:44.32] | zuan shi li baybay le li xiang |
| [03:47.57] | shi jie bei han ya le huang jian xiang |
| [03:49.82] | |
| [03:50.76] | yao xuan xiu zui hao xue shi yang |
| [03:53.07] | |
| [03:54.63] | xian ge zhu chi dao le zhong yang |
| [03:58.07] | zu de yao bian xing chuan nv zhuang |
| [04:01.45] | lao tai tai si yao zhe zhao zhong xiang |
| [04:04.57] | yin si bei bo ke quan bu bao guang |
| [04:07.38] | gang gang hao |
| [04:08.69] | |
| [04:10.26] | wo mo luan jiang |
| [04:12.57] | |
| [04:13.88] | gang gang hao |
| [04:15.38] | |
| [04:17.07] | wo hai zheng chang |
| [04:18.82] | |
| [04:22.32] | zao shang si dian jiu de qi, chu qu lian qing gong qu |
| [04:25.70] | gang yi chu qu, jing cha guo lai le |
| [04:28.01] | hai, han wo, wo xin li bu kui a |
| [04:30.88] | wo ke mei fan shi a, gan ma a, chen lian dou bu xu ma |
| [04:35.19] | . xu! hui qu ba ku zi chuan shang xiao sheng |
| [04:38.69] | |
| [04:39.51] | gan shen me ye mei you guang zhe chu lai de, qi meng le. xiao sheng |
| [04:43.51] | dao di wei shi me wo men you dian yan juan |
| [04:48.13] | |
| [04:50.07] | dao di zen yang ming xing cai neng cheng xian |
| [04:53.82] | |
| [04:57.07] | de dao qu xi tian |
| [04:58.82] | |
| [05:00.51] | neng bu neng hai yao lian |
| [05:02.26] | |
| [05:04.01] | gang gang hao |
| [05:04.88] | |
| [05:05.51] | wo mei feng dian |
| [05:07.82] | |
| [05:11.07] | gang gang hao |
| [05:11.70] | |
| [05:12.51] | wo you yu qian |
| [05:14.69] | |
| [05:17.88] | gang gang hao |
| [05:18.95] | jiu kuai guo nian |
| [05:21.51] | |
| [05:23.51] | ai, gan ma ne ni, dai na ge fei ji la xian de |
| [00:01.38] | nǐ ya, gàn diǎn zhèng shì ba |
| [00:03.88] | zhěng tiān dào wǎn de a |
| [00:05.63] | nǐ zhěng tiān dào wǎn de hùn dé yì diǎn zhèng xíng yě méi yǒu |
| [00:09.27] | nǐ kàn kàn rén jiā, kāi hǎo chē de mǎi dà lóu fáng |
| [00:12.40] | nǐ kàn kàn nǐ, nǐ shì yī wú suǒ yǒu |
| [00:15.52] | nǐ jiǎo xià de dì zài dǒu, nǐ shēn biān de shuǐ zài liú |
| [00:18.59] | |
| [00:19.54] | nǐ bà bà xìng cuī? |
| [00:20.97] | nǐ bà bà jiào jiàn xiào shēng' xū |
| [00:23.72] | 2006 nián huǒ le de zhè gè rén |
| [00:28.38] | |
| [00:29.69] | yǒu rén yù jì tā hóng bù guò nián gēn |
| [00:33.88] | |
| [00:36.94] | nián tóu dào nián wěi hé guān sī yǒu yuán fèn |
| [00:42.07] | |
| [00:43.63] | yī rán hóng huǒ tā yì duō bù yā shēn |
| [00:47.50] | |
| [00:50.51] | chuáng qián yī rán míng yuè guāng, |
| [00:52.14] | yí sì yī piàn dì shàng shuāng, |
| [00:53.95] | jǔ tóu zǒng děi wàng míng yuè, |
| [00:55.70] | wǒ míng hái jiào guō dé gāng. |
| [00:57.57] | |
| [00:58.50] | rén gàn diǎn hǎo shì zǒng xiǎng ràng guǐ shén zhī dào |
| [01:01.07] | gàn diǎn huài shì zǒng yǐ wéi guǐ shén bù zhī dào |
| [01:03.94] | wǒ men tài ràng guǐ wéi nán le |
| [01:06.26] | |
| [01:08.01] | yú lè quān lǐ chāo chao nào nào |
| [01:10.51] | |
| [01:11.07] | yǎn gè yā huán yào tóu huái sòng bào |
| [01:13.82] | |
| [01:14.45] | shì fēi ēn yuàn méi yǒu zhēng zhào |
| [01:17.32] | bù guò zhēng de shì gè lóng tào |
| [01:19.76] | |
| [01:21.07] | yú lè quān lǐ zhuāng zhe zhà yào |
| [01:24.20] | |
| [01:24.88] | jīn tiān fān liǎn míng tiān bào liào |
| [01:27.52] | |
| [01:28.33] | jiù rén zài kū xīn rén zài xiào |
| [01:31.21] | zuàn de hái shì bǎi xìng yāo bāo |
| [01:33.52] | |
| [01:34.02] | gāng gāng hǎo |
| [01:36.02] | |
| [01:36.65] | wǒ míng qì xiǎo |
| [01:38.83] | |
| [01:40.52] | gāng gāng hǎo |
| [01:42.40] | |
| [01:44.15] | wǒ dǎn zi xiǎo |
| [01:45.65] | |
| [01:48.84] | sān jiào jiǔ liú gè háng gè yè |
| [01:51.09] | |
| [01:51.77] | tā de gōng zuò dōu duì shè huì yǒu yì yì |
| [01:54.34] | nà pà shì yí gè gǎn dà chē sòng cài de |
| [01:57.15] | jià jià jià, wō wō ō |
| [01:59.56] | |
| [02:00.43] | wǒ kàn zhe hěn xiàn mù a |
| [02:01.93] | wǒ xiǎng kuā tā liǎng jù |
| [02:03.37] | shuí shì wǒ ér zi? wō wō ō, āi yā |
| [02:07.68] | gěi rén mín dài lái kuài lè |
| [02:09.68] | shuí gěi shuí dài lái le kuài lè |
| [02:12.18] | zuì qǐ mǎ wǒ kuài lè le hěn duō |
| [02:14.00] | |
| [02:14.68] | shuí shì wǒ sūn zi? |
| [02:16.12] | wō wō ō āi yā hē zhè wèi yě bù zhǎng jì xìng |
| [02:20.24] | shuí shì wáng bā? |
| [02:21.37] | |
| [02:22.24] | tā shuō shí mǒ ya |
| [02:25.56] | nà shi yào chōu nǐ |
| [02:28.56] | |
| [02:29.93] | zhōu dǒng and le fèi yù qīng |
| [02:32.56] | |
| [02:33.12] | mèng guǎng měi sorry le zhòng wǎng mín |
| [02:36.12] | |
| [02:36.87] | tōu pāi shāng le ā jiāo de xīn |
| [02:39.99] | zhāng yù tā shuì jiào shuì chū le míng |
| [02:42.75] | |
| [02:43.56] | péng fēi shēng le yí gè xiǎo qiān jīn |
| [02:46.31] | |
| [02:46.93] | zhāng bó zhī yě gēn zhe huái le yùn |
| [02:50.37] | shí tou fēng le sì liǎng bō qiān jīn |
| [02:53.68] | zhěng róng zhěng dào le fàn bīng bīng |
| [02:56.62] | gāng gāng hǎo |
| [02:58.07] | |
| [02:59.63] | wǒ méi huái yùn |
| [03:01.13] | |
| [03:03.51] | gāng gāng hǎo |
| [03:04.76] | |
| [03:06.63] | wǒ méi pāi diàn yǐng |
| [03:08.38] | |
| [03:12.57] | yù shì nǐ bié lǎo wàng shàng kàn, nǐ dé wàng xià kàn |
| [03:16.00] | |
| [03:16.82] | zěn me wàng xià kàn? |
| [03:18.32] | bǐ rú shuō a, zuò mǎi mài nǐ péi qián le, nà hái yǒu tiào lóu de ne |
| [03:22.51] | |
| [03:23.13] | kàn zhe tā nǐ bú shì hěn kuài lè ma |
| [03:25.32] | |
| [03:26.07] | éi, méi cuò |
| [03:27.07] | nǐ zhè ér shēng yī guī nǚ, nǐ hèn dé huāng |
| [03:29.26] | nà hái yǒu méi hái zi de ne |
| [03:30.76] | a |
| [03:31.00] | nǐ nà shī yè le, nà hái yǒu shī shēn de ne |
| [03:34.13] | |
| [03:35.25] | zhè méi kě bǐ xìng a |
| [03:36.82] | nǐ xiǎng, nǐ xí fù bú yào nǐ le, tā yě méi yào wǒ a xiào. xū |
| [03:41.32] | yú jì men luàn diǎn zháo yuān yāng |
| [03:44.32] | zuàn shí lǐ baybay le lǐ xiāng |
| [03:47.57] | shì jiè bēi hǎn yǎ le huáng jiàn xiáng |
| [03:49.82] | |
| [03:50.76] | yào xuǎn xiù zuì hào xué shī yáng |
| [03:53.07] | |
| [03:54.63] | xiàn gē zhǔ chí dào le zhōng yāng |
| [03:58.07] | zǔ dé yào biàn xìng chuān nǚ zhuāng |
| [04:01.45] | lǎo tài tài sǐ yǎo zhe zhào zhōng xiáng |
| [04:04.57] | yǐn sī bèi bó kè quán bù bào guāng |
| [04:07.38] | gāng gāng hǎo |
| [04:08.69] | |
| [04:10.26] | wǒ mò luàn jiǎng |
| [04:12.57] | |
| [04:13.88] | gāng gāng hǎo |
| [04:15.38] | |
| [04:17.07] | wǒ hái zhèng cháng |
| [04:18.82] | |
| [04:22.32] | zǎo shàng sì diǎn jiù dé qǐ, chū qù liàn qīng gōng qù |
| [04:25.70] | gāng yī chū qù, jǐng chá guò lái le |
| [04:28.01] | hāi, hǎn wǒ, wǒ xīn lǐ bù kuī a |
| [04:30.88] | wǒ kě méi fàn shì a, gàn ma a, chén liàn dōu bù xǔ ma |
| [04:35.19] | . xǔ! huí qù bǎ kù zi chuān shang xiào shēng |
| [04:38.69] | |
| [04:39.51] | gàn shén me yě méi yǒu guāng zhe chū lái de, qǐ měng le. xiào shēng |
| [04:43.51] | dào dǐ wèi shí me wǒ men yǒu diǎn yàn juàn |
| [04:48.13] | |
| [04:50.07] | dào dǐ zěn yàng míng xīng cái néng chéng xiān |
| [04:53.82] | |
| [04:57.07] | dé dào qù xī tiān |
| [04:58.82] | |
| [05:00.51] | néng bù néng hái yào liǎn |
| [05:02.26] | |
| [05:04.01] | gāng gāng hǎo |
| [05:04.88] | |
| [05:05.51] | wǒ méi fēng diān |
| [05:07.82] | |
| [05:11.07] | gāng gāng hǎo |
| [05:11.70] | |
| [05:12.51] | wǒ yǒu yú qiān |
| [05:14.69] | |
| [05:17.88] | gāng gāng hǎo |
| [05:18.95] | jiù kuài guò nián |
| [05:21.51] | |
| [05:23.51] | āi, gàn ma ne nǐ, dǎi nà gè fēi jī lā xiàn de |
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