[00:01.38]你呀,干点正事吧
[00:03.88]整天到晚的啊
[00:05.63]你整天到晚的混得一点正型也没有
[00:09.27]你看看人家,开好车的买大楼房
[00:12.40]你看看你,你是一无所有
[00:15.52]你脚下的地在抖,你身边的水在流
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[00:19.54]你爸爸姓崔?
[00:20.97]你爸爸叫贱笑声'吁…
[00:23.72]2006年火了的这个人
[00:28.38]
[00:29.69]有人预计他红不过年根
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[00:36.94]年头到年尾和官司有缘分
[00:42.07]
[00:43.63]依然红火他艺多不压身
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[00:50.51]床前依然明月光，
[00:52.14]疑似一片地上霜，
[00:53.95]举头总得望明月，
[00:55.70]我名还叫郭德纲。
[00:57.57]
[00:58.50]人干点好事总想让鬼神知道
[01:01.07]干点坏事总以为鬼神不知道
[01:03.94]我们太让鬼为难了
[01:06.26]
[01:08.01]娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹
[01:10.51]
[01:11.07]演个丫鬟要投怀送抱
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[01:14.45]是非恩怨没有征兆
[01:17.32]不过争得是个龙套
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[01:21.07]娱乐圈里装着炸药
[01:24.20]
[01:24.88]今天翻脸明天报料
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[01:28.33]旧人在哭新人在笑
[01:31.21]赚得还是百姓腰包
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[01:34.02]刚刚好
[01:36.02]
[01:36.65]我名气小
[01:38.83]
[01:40.52]刚刚好
[01:42.40]
[01:44.15]我胆子小
[01:45.65]
[01:48.84]三教九流各行各业
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[01:51.77]他的工作都对社会有意义
[01:54.34]那怕是一个赶大车送菜的
[01:57.15]驾驾驾,喔喔喔…
[01:59.56]
[02:00.43]我看着很羡慕啊
[02:01.93]我想夸他两句
[02:03.37]谁是我儿子?喔喔喔,哎呀~
[02:07.68]给人民带来快乐
[02:09.68]谁给谁带来了快乐
[02:12.18]最起码我快乐了很多
[02:14.00]
[02:14.68]谁是我孙子?
[02:16.12]喔喔喔哎呀喝这位也不长记性
[02:20.24]谁是王八?
[02:21.37]
[02:22.24]他说什么呀
[02:25.56]那是要抽你
[02:28.56]
[02:29.93]周董and了费玉清
[02:32.56]
[02:33.12]孟广美sorry了众网民
[02:36.12]
[02:36.87]偷拍伤了阿娇的心
[02:39.99]张钰她睡觉睡出了名
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[02:43.56]棚菲生了一个小千金
[02:46.31]
[02:46.93]张柏芝也跟着怀了孕
[02:50.37]石头疯了四两拨千斤
[02:53.68]整容整到了范冰冰
[02:56.62]刚刚好
[02:58.07]
[02:59.63]我没怀孕
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[03:03.51]刚刚好
[03:04.76]
[03:06.63]我没拍电影
[03:08.38]
[03:12.57]遇事你别老望上看,你得望下看
[03:16.00]
[03:16.82]怎么望下看?
[03:18.32]比如说啊,做买卖你赔钱了,那还有跳楼的呢
[03:22.51]
[03:23.13]看着他你不是很快乐吗
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[03:26.07]诶,没错
[03:27.07]你这儿生一闺女,你恨得慌
[03:29.26]那还有没孩子的呢
[03:30.76]啊
[03:31.00]你那失业了,那还有失身的呢
[03:34.13]
[03:35.25]这没可比性啊
[03:36.82]你想,你媳妇不要你了,他也没要我啊笑.吁…
[03:41.32]娱记们乱点着鸳鸯
[03:44.32]钻石李baybay了李湘
[03:47.57]世界杯喊哑了黄健翔
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[03:50.76]要选秀最好学师洋
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[03:54.63]宪哥主持到了中央
[03:58.07]祖德要变性穿女装
[04:01.45]老太太死咬着赵忠祥
[04:04.57]隐私被博客全部暴光
[04:07.38]刚刚好
[04:08.69]
[04:10.26]我没乱讲
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[04:13.88]刚刚好
[04:15.38]
[04:17.07]我还正常
[04:18.82]
[04:22.32]早上四点就得起,出去练轻功去
[04:25.70]刚一出去,警察过来了
[04:28.01]嗨,喊我,我心里不亏啊
[04:30.88]我可没犯事啊,干嘛啊,晨练都不许嘛
[04:35.19].许!回去把裤子穿上…笑声
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[04:39.51]干什么也没有光着出来的,起猛了.笑声
[04:43.51]到底为什么我们有点厌倦
[04:48.13]
[04:50.07]到底怎样明星才能成仙
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[04:57.07]得道去西天
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[05:00.51]能不能还要脸
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[05:04.01]刚刚好
[05:04.88]
[05:05.51]我没疯癫
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[05:11.07]刚刚好
[05:11.70]
[05:12.51]我有于谦
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[05:17.88]刚刚好
[05:18.95]就快过年
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[05:23.51]哎,干嘛呢你，逮那个飞机拉线的…