Slipshod

Slipshod Lyrics

Song Slipshod
Artist Enter Shikari
Album The Mindsweep
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[00:00.00] Enter Shikari - Slipshod
[00:07.53] "Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"
[00:09.76] Get me the manager
[00:19.66] "Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
[00:24.08] First of all I was greeted with a grimace
[00:27.50] Service with a sneer
[00:29.01] He don't want to be here
[00:30.92] Second of all I was seated by the window
[00:34.19] And the draft was a serious inconvenience
[00:38.33] There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
[00:41.69] We put our order in - I can't believe the time
[00:45.11] This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
[00:47.91] Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain’t in season
[00:51.91] My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
[00:55.14] And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
[00:58.47] Rory C, well, tell 'em...
[01:00.13] I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
[01:01.80] This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!
[01:04.86] "Please don't raise your voice in here sir
[01:07.31] This is a respected establishment
[01:09.23] I’m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
[01:11.91] Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there
[01:14.76] It’d be a real shame if something happened to it...
[01:31.59] Slipshod, kick it
[01:46.64] Cunt
[00:00.00] Enter Shikari Slipshod
[00:07.53] " Oi fucks, let' s eat ' ere, it looks niiice"
[00:09.76] Get me the manager
[00:19.66] " Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
[00:24.08] First of all I was greeted with a grimace
[00:27.50] Service with a sneer
[00:29.01] He don' t want to be here
[00:30.92] Second of all I was seated by the window
[00:34.19] And the draft was a serious inconvenience
[00:38.33] There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn' t mine
[00:41.69] We put our order in I can' t believe the time
[00:45.11] This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
[00:47.91] Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain' t in season
[00:51.91] My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
[00:55.14] And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
[00:58.47] Rory C, well, tell ' em...
[01:00.13] I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
[01:01.80] This is unacceptable you' re pushing me to my limits!
[01:04.86] " Please don' t raise your voice in here sir
[01:07.31] This is a respected establishment
[01:09.23] I' m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
[01:11.91] Oh really? Well that' s a great vase you got there
[01:14.76] It' d be a real shame if something happened to it...
[01:31.59] Slipshod, kick it
[01:46.64] Cunt
[00:00.00] Enter Shikari Slipshod
[00:07.53] " Oi fucks, let' s eat ' ere, it looks niiice"
[00:09.76] Get me the manager
[00:19.66] " Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
[00:24.08] First of all I was greeted with a grimace
[00:27.50] Service with a sneer
[00:29.01] He don' t want to be here
[00:30.92] Second of all I was seated by the window
[00:34.19] And the draft was a serious inconvenience
[00:38.33] There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn' t mine
[00:41.69] We put our order in I can' t believe the time
[00:45.11] This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
[00:47.91] Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain' t in season
[00:51.91] My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
[00:55.14] And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
[00:58.47] Rory C, well, tell ' em...
[01:00.13] I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
[01:01.80] This is unacceptable you' re pushing me to my limits!
[01:04.86] " Please don' t raise your voice in here sir
[01:07.31] This is a respected establishment
[01:09.23] I' m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
[01:11.91] Oh really? Well that' s a great vase you got there
[01:14.76] It' d be a real shame if something happened to it...
[01:31.59] Slipshod, kick it
[01:46.64] Cunt
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