[00:00.00]Enter Shikari - Slipshod
[00:07.53]"Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"
[00:09.76]Get me the manager
[00:19.66]"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
[00:24.08]First of all I was greeted with a grimace
[00:27.50]Service with a sneer
[00:29.01]He don't want to be here
[00:30.92]Second of all I was seated by the window
[00:34.19]And the draft was a serious inconvenience
[00:38.33]There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
[00:41.69]We put our order in - I can't believe the time
[00:45.11]This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
[00:47.91]Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain’t in season
[00:51.91]My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
[00:55.14]And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
[00:58.47]Rory C, well, tell 'em...
[01:00.13]I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
[01:01.80]This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!
[01:04.86]"Please don't raise your voice in here sir
[01:07.31]This is a respected establishment
[01:09.23]I’m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
[01:11.91]Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there
[01:14.76]It’d be a real shame if something happened to it...
[01:31.59]Slipshod, kick it
[01:46.64]Cunt