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The car's always there at nine |
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Though he's never out on time |
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Night after night, line after line |
| [00:19.00] |
He'll be fine, I suppose |
| [00:23.80] |
The famous Mr. Jones |
| [00:25.91] |
|
| [00:30.12] |
He really should relax |
| [00:37.28] |
He's due a heart attack |
| [00:43.68] |
Though there's no heart to attack |
| [00:47.54] |
Is it an act? No one knows |
| [00:51.56] |
The naughty Mr. Jones |
| [00:54.62] |
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| [00:57.56] |
In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever |
| [01:04.63] |
Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever |
| [01:11.77] |
We all know that you know you're a national treasure |
| [01:18.88] |
Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R |
| [01:28.84] |
|
| [01:30.85] |
He's careful with his weight |
| [01:37.17] |
Pushes food around the plate |
| [01:44.70] |
He could never pass as straight |
| [01:48.90] |
Ask his mates how it goes |
| [01:52.17] |
The careful Mr. Jones |
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|
| [01:58.82] |
Even his mother thinks he's odd |
| [02:05.89] |
He hasn't got a proper job |
| [02:13.20] |
But he says neither did God |
| [02:16.58] |
And he's the Lord |
| [02:18.38] |
As it goes, the mighty Mr. Jones |
| [02:23.49] |
|
| [02:26.57] |
In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever |
| [02:33.73] |
Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever |
| [02:40.88] |
We all know that you know you're a national treasure |
| [02:47.96] |
Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R |
| [02:58.18] |
|
| [03:27.24] |
In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever |
| [03:34.33] |
Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever |
| [03:41.45] |
We all know that you know you're a national treasure |
| [03:48.55] |
Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever |
| [03:54.96] |
|
| [03:56.86] |
The moral of this tale |
| [04:03.55] |
Is when everything's for sale |
| [04:10.44] |
Good men seldom prevail, they all fail |
| [04:16.10] |
As he knows, the gifted Mr. Jones |
| [04:23.70] |
|
| [04:24.50] |
In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever |
| [04:30.28] |
Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever |
| [04:37.42] |
We all know that you know you're a national treasure |
| [04:44.47] |
Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R |
| [04:54.78] |
|
| [04:56.37] |
He's careful with his weight |
| [05:02.85] |
Pushes food around the plate |
| [05:10.19] |
He could never pass as straight |
| [05:13.76] |
Ask his mates how it goes |
| [05:17.76] |
The careful Mr. Jones |
| [05:20.90] |
|
| [05:24.41] |
Even his mother thinks he's odd |
| [05:31.55] |
He hasn't got a proper job |
| [05:38.72] |
But he says neither did God |
| [05:42.26] |
And he's the Lord |
| [05:43.97] |
As it goes, the mighty Mr. Jones |
| [05:49.35] |
|
| [05:52.23] |
In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever |
| [05:59.33] |
Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever |
| [06:06.47] |
We all know that you know you're a national treasure |
| [06:13.65] |
Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R |
| [06:23.74] |
|
| [06:52.82] |
In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever |
| [06:59.93] |
Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever |
| [07:07.90] |
We all know that you know you're a national treasure |
| [07:14.20] |
Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever |
| [07:20.98] |
|
| [07:22.54] |
The moral of this tale |
| [07:29.20] |
Is when everything's for sale |
| [07:36.40] |
Good men seldom prevail, they all fail |
| [07:41.64] |
As he knows, the gifted Mr. Jones |
