[00:01.28]The car's always there at nine
[00:08.38]Though he's never out on time
[00:14.83]Night after night, line after line
[00:19.00]He'll be fine, I suppose
[00:23.80]The famous Mr. Jones
[00:25.91]
[00:30.12]He really should relax
[00:37.28]He's due a heart attack
[00:43.68]Though there's no heart to attack
[00:47.54]Is it an act? No one knows
[00:51.56]The naughty Mr. Jones
[00:54.62]
[00:57.56]In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever
[01:04.63]Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever
[01:11.77]We all know that you know you're a national treasure
[01:18.88]Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R
[01:28.84]
[01:30.85]He's careful with his weight
[01:37.17]Pushes food around the plate
[01:44.70]He could never pass as straight
[01:48.90]Ask his mates how it goes
[01:52.17]The careful Mr. Jones
[01:54.97]
[01:58.82]Even his mother thinks he's odd
[02:05.89]He hasn't got a proper job
[02:13.20]But he says neither did God
[02:16.58]And he's the Lord
[02:18.38]As it goes, the mighty Mr. Jones
[02:23.49]
[02:26.57]In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever
[02:33.73]Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever
[02:40.88]We all know that you know you're a national treasure
[02:47.96]Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R
[02:58.18]
[03:27.24]In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever
[03:34.33]Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever
[03:41.45]We all know that you know you're a national treasure
[03:48.55]Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever
[03:54.96]
[03:56.86]The moral of this tale
[04:03.55]Is when everything's for sale
[04:10.44]Good men seldom prevail, they all fail
[04:16.10]As he knows, the gifted Mr. Jones
[04:23.70]
[04:24.50]In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever
[04:30.28]Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever
[04:37.42]We all know that you know you're a national treasure
[04:44.47]Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R
[04:54.78]
[04:56.37]He's careful with his weight
[05:02.85]Pushes food around the plate
[05:10.19]He could never pass as straight
[05:13.76]Ask his mates how it goes
[05:17.76]The careful Mr. Jones
[05:20.90]
[05:24.41]Even his mother thinks he's odd
[05:31.55]He hasn't got a proper job
[05:38.72]But he says neither did God
[05:42.26]And he's the Lord
[05:43.97]As it goes, the mighty Mr. Jones
[05:49.35]
[05:52.23]In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever
[05:59.33]Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever
[06:06.47]We all know that you know you're a national treasure
[06:13.65]Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever, E-V-E-R
[06:23.74]
[06:52.82]In a world full of weird, you're the oddest ever
[06:59.93]Heard you brought everyone here so much pleasure, clever
[07:07.90]We all know that you know you're a national treasure
[07:14.20]Mrs Jones, you made the best boy ever, ever
[07:20.98]
[07:22.54]The moral of this tale
[07:29.20]Is when everything's for sale
[07:36.40]Good men seldom prevail, they all fail
[07:41.64]As he knows, the gifted Mr. Jones