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We took turns eating cake that looked like a flag |
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And watched the fireworks and I swear I smelled the liars burn |
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Troubled aquarian doing equestrian things |
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And a hairy centaur involved in too many Ponzi schemes |
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Lay on the bathroom tile and think of Billy Mays |
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And how to make a girl smile in a myriad of silly ways |
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Listen to the Shins and learn how to sing the right notes |
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Dream of dorsal fins when manning all the lifeboats |
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Abandoned baggage in the carousel |
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I hear Paris is swell this time of year |
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I guess I'm kind of weird |
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Daydreaming of Logan's Run then recline a gear |
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I'm fine here (I'm fine here) |
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I have very soft skin and write young adult fiction like Gary Paulsen |
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I'm Frida Kahlo |
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Your Instagram is pics of pita chips and deer tallow |
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Condense a rap song into a question, then mutter it |
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(I wrote this song in green pen) |
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Eating brownies, I don't know why I'm frowning |
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It all happened before I could remember |
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(Pass the milk, pass the milk) |
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Run a BBW tumblr blog and forget the password |
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I may be speaking too soon but this is a disaster |
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Like old people in modern sneakers |
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I saw a Book of Mormon with a congregation of true believers |
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I'm humbled eating lemon bars |
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I would never waste a daydream on seven cars |
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I have hella smarts and nudie parts that I never show |
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I think I'm a noticeably negro Euthyphro |
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Eating brownies, I don't know why I'm frowning |
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It all happened before I could remember |
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(Pass the milk, pass the milk) |
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(Alright, boy. There you go) |
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Hey, dude |
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You like this weird rap song? |
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It's me, KOOL A.D |
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The other fool on the weird rap song |
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A mellow number, 3 minutes, it doesn't last long |
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Some fools might tell you it's whack, but I think that that's wrong |
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Really, in fact, I think it's tight |
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That's right |
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Wrote this on a carcass of a lion by lamp light |
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That was a reference to another KOOL A.D. rap line |
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The last time I said "candle light" instead of "lamp light" |
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Get it? |
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So that's like about progress |
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I'm Michael Ondaatje kissing on your mom in a prom dress |
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Meaning like she's in a prom dress, not me |
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I guess, um, that was obvious probably |
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But shit, you never know |
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Fools cry over spilled milk and argue over whether a leather kilt is hetero |
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In my humble, I gotta say is probably just, um, better to let it go |
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I feel like Leonard Cohen |
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And I don't even know if I can name a Leonard Cohen track |
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Is Leonard Cohen wack? |
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That's rhetorical, you don't need to answer that |
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I'm Dave Bowie, I mutter question raps for the answer, man |
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Like mice, I might turn butter to milk like "catch me if you can" |
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Chris Walken how I'm talking, kriss-krossing on your walkman |
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She sucking on a d**k like it's a tall can |
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Pass the Four Loko |
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I'm a leader at last to my local folks, but still broke though |
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**** the Beatles, go Yoko |
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You know, bro? |
