[00:11.50]We took turns eating cake that looked like a flag
[00:15.16]And watched the fireworks and I swear I smelled the liars burn
[00:18.40]Troubled aquarian doing equestrian things
[00:21.22]And a hairy centaur involved in too many Ponzi schemes
[00:24.48]Lay on the bathroom tile and think of Billy Mays
[00:27.33]And how to make a girl smile in a myriad of silly ways
[00:30.52]Listen to the Shins and learn how to sing the right notes
[00:33.65]Dream of dorsal fins when manning all the lifeboats
[00:36.79]Abandoned baggage in the carousel
[00:38.82]I hear Paris is swell this time of year
[00:41.41]I guess I'm kind of weird
[00:43.16]Daydreaming of Logan's Run then recline a gear
[00:45.98]I'm fine here (I'm fine here)
[00:48.36]I have very soft skin and write young adult fiction like Gary Paulsen
[00:53.06]I'm Frida Kahlo
[00:54.81]Your Instagram is pics of pita chips and deer tallow
[00:57.92]Condense a rap song into a question, then mutter it
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[01:06.17](I wrote this song in green pen)
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[01:13.12]Eating brownies, I don't know why I'm frowning
[01:17.02]It all happened before I could remember
[01:20.57](Pass the milk, pass the milk)
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[01:24.98]Run a BBW tumblr blog and forget the password
[01:28.59]I may be speaking too soon but this is a disaster
[01:31.57]Like old people in modern sneakers
[01:33.60]I saw a Book of Mormon with a congregation of true believers
[01:37.55]I'm humbled eating lemon bars
[01:39.72]I would never waste a daydream on seven cars
[01:42.80]I have hella smarts and nudie parts that I never show
[01:46.35]I think I'm a noticeably negro Euthyphro
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[01:49.67]Eating brownies, I don't know why I'm frowning
[01:53.27]It all happened before I could remember
[01:57.32](Pass the milk, pass the milk)
[01:59.46](Alright, boy. There you go)
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[02:02.68]Hey, dude
[02:03.59]You like this weird rap song?
[02:05.34]It's me, KOOL A.D
[02:06.36]The other fool on the weird rap song
[02:08.74]A mellow number, 3 minutes, it doesn't last long
[02:11.51]Some fools might tell you it's whack, but I think that that's wrong
[02:14.51]Really, in fact, I think it's tight
[02:16.52]That's right
[02:17.51]Wrote this on a carcass of a lion by lamp light
[02:20.60]That was a reference to another KOOL A.D. rap line
[02:23.50]The last time I said "candle light" instead of "lamp light"
[02:26.58]Get it?
[02:27.86]So that's like about progress
[02:29.74]I'm Michael Ondaatje kissing on your mom in a prom dress
[02:33.42]Meaning like she's in a prom dress, not me
[02:36.09]I guess, um, that was obvious probably
[02:40.48]But shit, you never know
[02:41.89]Fools cry over spilled milk and argue over whether a leather kilt is hetero
[02:46.54]In my humble, I gotta say is probably just, um, better to let it go
[02:51.13]I feel like Leonard Cohen
[02:52.75]And I don't even know if I can name a Leonard Cohen track
[02:56.12]Is Leonard Cohen wack?
[02:57.51]That's rhetorical, you don't need to answer that
[03:00.43]I'm Dave Bowie, I mutter question raps for the answer, man
[03:03.39]Like mice, I might turn butter to milk like "catch me if you can"
[03:06.52]Chris Walken how I'm talking, kriss-krossing on your walkman
[03:09.52]She sucking on a d**k like it's a tall can
[03:13.39]Pass the Four Loko
[03:14.78]I'm a leader at last to my local folks, but still broke though
[03:18.51]**** the Beatles, go Yoko
[03:20.55]You know, bro?