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Though the world is so full of a number things |
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I know we should all be as happy as |
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But are we |
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No definitely no positively no |
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Decidedly no Mm mm |
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Short people have long faces and |
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Long people have short faces |
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Big people have little humor |
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And little people have no humor at all |
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And in the words of that immortal God |
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Samuel J Snodgrass as he was about to be lead |
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To the guillotine: |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Don't you know everyone wants to laugh |
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(Ha ha ) |
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My dad said "Be an actor my son |
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But be a comical one |
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They'll be standing in lines |
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For those old honky tonk monkeyshines" |
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Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite |
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And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat |
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Just slip on a banana peel |
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The world's at your feet |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Don't you know everyone wants to laugh |
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My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke |
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But give it plenty of hoke |
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Make 'em roar |
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Make 'em scream |
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Take a fall |
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But a wall |
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Split a seam |
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You start off by pretending |
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You're a dancer with grace |
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You wiggle 'till they're |
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Giggling all over the place |
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And then you get a great big custard pie in the face |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Don't you know everyone wants to laugh |
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Make 'em laugh ah ah |
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Make 'em laugh ah ah |
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Make 'em laugh ah ah |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em laugh |
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Make 'em laugh |
