[00:00.99]Though the world is so full of a number things
[00:02.98]I know we should all be as happy as
[00:04.98]But are we
[00:06.05]No  definitely no  positively no
[00:08.79]Decidedly no  Mm mm
[00:13.17]Short people have long faces and
[00:15.48]Long people have short faces
[00:17.29]Big people have little humor
[00:18.36]And little people have no humor at all
[00:21.11]And in the words of that immortal God
[00:22.92]Samuel J  Snodgrass  as he was about to be lead
[00:26.11]To the guillotine:
[00:27.92]Make 'em laugh
[00:29.23]Make 'em laugh
[00:30.61]Don't you know everyone wants to laugh
[00:32.92](Ha ha )
[00:33.79]My dad said "Be an actor  my son
[00:37.54]But be a comical one
[00:40.10]They'll be standing in lines
[00:42.73]For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"
[00:46.17]Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite
[00:49.11]And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat
[00:52.17]Just slip on a banana peel
[00:53.67]The world's at your feet
[00:54.98]Make 'em laugh
[00:55.79]Make 'em laugh
[00:56.48]Make 'em laugh
[00:57.73]Make 'em
[00:59.36]Make 'em laugh
[01:00.73]Don't you know everyone wants to laugh
[01:04.17]My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke
[01:07.73]But give it plenty of hoke
[01:09.92]Make 'em roar
[01:11.23]Make 'em scream
[01:12.98]Take a fall
[01:13.67]But a wall
[01:14.36]Split a seam
[01:16.17]You start off by pretending
[01:17.36]You're a dancer with grace
[01:19.10]You wiggle 'till they're
[01:20.23]Giggling all over the place
[01:22.17]And then you get a great big custard pie in the face
[01:25.04]Make 'em laugh
[01:25.79]Make 'em laugh
[01:26.42]Make 'em laugh
[01:29.54]
[01:51.86]Make 'em laugh
[01:53.23]Make 'em laugh
[01:54.79]Don't you know everyone wants to laugh
[01:58.11]Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
[01:59.73]Ah ha ha ha ha ha
[02:01.10]Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:02.79]Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[02:07.42]Make 'em laugh  ah ah
[02:11.11]Make 'em laugh  ah ah
[02:14.98]Make 'em laugh  ah ah
[02:19.54]Make 'em laugh
[02:21.55]Make 'em laugh
[02:23.04]Make 'em laugh