| [00:03.80] | 告诉大家一个好消息，大家听了一定特别高兴！ |
| [00:08.00] | 什么好消息啊？ |
| [00:09.80] | 唐杰忠结婚了！ |
| [00:12.00] | 哎？我早就结婚了！ |
| [00:13.80] | 不是，您成家了。 |
| [00:17.00] | 我什么岁数了还不成家？ |
| [00:19.00] | 哦，对，对唐杰忠现在住房子了。 |
| [00:21.50] | 额...你这叫什么话？合着我过去都住笼子？ |
| [00:26.00] | 不是不是……您……您是住…… |
| [00:27.50] | 我一直住楼房。 |
| [00:29.00] | 您住楼房？像您这么胖的身子，那楼道那么窄，上得去吗？ |
| [00:33.00] | 那怕什么啊，天天爬楼。 |
| [00:36.80] | 天天爬楼？ |
| [00:37.00] | 哎。 |
| [00:37.80] | 我们家的楼房怎么上不去啊？ |
| [00:40.00] | ……怎么回事啊？ |
| [00:40.80] | 前些日子搬新家，屋子挺大的，买了一架钢琴，怎么搬也搬不到家里边去。 |
| [00:48.00] | 搬钢琴啊？我有办法啊！ |
| [00:50.00] | 您有办法？怎么办？ |
| [00:52.80] | 我呢，给你找几个棒小伙子，搭着肩膀，喊着号子，一会儿就给你抬上去。 |
| [00:59.50] | 就这么搭着？ |
| [01:00.00] | 来吧。 |
| [01:00.30] | 抬钢琴。 |
| [01:02.00] | “同志们加把劲呦～” |
| [01:05.00] | “哎嗨呦啊～” |
| [01:07.80] | 怎么样，抬上来了吧？往前走。 |
| [01:11.50] | “同志们快放下呀……” |
| [01:14.00] | 哎！？我说，你闪着我你！ |
| [01:17.80] | 怎么了？ |
| [01:18.00] | 刚抬起来你就放下？ |
| [01:19.00] | 刚到楼梯口这儿走不进去了。 |
| [01:21.00] | 怎么走不进去了？ |
| [01:22.80] | 这楼道里挤了是满满当当的东西。 |
| [01:25.00] | 都什么东西啊？ |
| [01:26.00] | 十年前的小推车，五年前的旧家具，你看这是——土箱筐子占一半，左边立着门半扇，中间挂着老玉米串儿，吃的用的在一块，破酒瓶子易拉罐，大蒜瓣儿上边晾鞋垫儿…… |
| [01:41.00] | 稀里糊涂啊！净是破烂儿！ |
| [01:45.00] | 你说是破烂儿，有人不愿意听。 |
| [01:48.00] | 谁不愿意听啊？ |
| [01:50.00] | 一推门儿出来一位大娘：“这是谁呀，说大娘的东西是破烂儿？破？破家值万贯！谁要有和大娘一模一样的东西，我把这蒜瓣儿和鞋垫儿包好了送他们家去！” |
| [02:03.00] | 谁要这个啊！ |
| [02:05.80] | “哎呦，你怎么站在我这堆东西这儿！你往后退，这是我的宝贝！” |
| [02:10.00] | “……大娘，我这么远说话您听得见吗？” |
| [02:13.80] | “你想到跟前来说？你别碰我的东西！慢慢抬脚……抬左脚抬左脚，闪开我那清朝的盆儿……再抬右脚，躲开我那唐朝的碗……再抬左脚，别碰我那五七年的鞋……脑袋再往这边歪，闪开我那六二年的袜子。” |
| [02:32.00] | 嚯！你这都是什么啊！ |
| [02:35.00] | “你别碰，站好了，往前蹦，慢慢往前蹦，蹦……哎，往这边蹦……哎呦，你留点神，别把易拉罐弄响了！那是防小偷的，那玩意一响，二小子往出扔砖头啊！” |
| [02:47.80] | 哎呦我的妈呀！……这比前沿阵地还热闹呢！ |
| [02:53.00] | “你什么事啊？你别碰东西，抬着脚抬着脚……” |
| [02:56.00] | 哎，大娘，你这东西啊，太多了……我们要搬钢琴啊，你想这钢琴……” |
| [03:02.00] | “这么大岁数你老蹦什么啊？” |
| [03:03.80] | 是啊，我一个脚站得住吗！ |
| [03:05.00] | “什么事儿，你说。” |
| [03:06.00] | “大娘，您这儿摆这么多旧东西……” |
| [03:08.80] | “什么，旧？你说这话大娘不愿意听！当着大伙我问问你，秦始皇墓里那东西旧不旧？” |
| [03:18.00] | 旧。 |
| [03:18.80] | “国宝！啊？马王堆女人肚子里的瓜子旧不旧？” |
| [03:25.00] | 旧。 |
| [03:26.00] | “文物！慈禧太后那年的邮票旧不旧？” |
| [03:30.00] | 旧。 |
| [03:31.00] | “值钱！我老伴八十八了旧不旧？” |
| [03:33.80] | 旧。 |
| [03:34.00] | “原配！” |
| [03:35.80] | 嗨！这都挨得上吗！ |
| [03:40.00] | “你说大娘这些东西旧，你知道这堆东西，哪个是妃子的脸盆，哪个是王爷的奶嘴啊？” |
| [03:48.00] | 哪有这些东西啊！“大娘，这样吧，我呀，把您这些东西原物搬走，再给您放回原处，您看怎么样？” |
| [03:57.80] | “……那行，拿根铅笔来！” |
| [04:00.00] | “拿铅笔干什么？” |
| [04:00.80] | 甲：“画张图纸啊！原样搬走原样搬回，改了地方大家伙走着不是别扭嘛！” |
| [04:07.00] | 也不知道谁别扭！ |
| [04:10.00] | 反正啊，就在这门口这儿折腾了有三个钟头。 |
| [04:13.00] | 怎么这么长时间啊？ |
| [04:15.00] | 光画图纸就四十多分钟！ |
| [04:16.00] | 好嘛！ |
| [04:17.00] | 这关咱们算过了。 |
| [04:19.00] | 那咱们继续上楼。 |
| [04:20.50] | 往二楼搬！“同志们加把劲呦～” |
| [04:23.00] | “哎嗨呦啊～” |
| [04:27.00] | “同志们快放下呀……” |
| [04:30.00] | 我说，怎么又放下了！ |
| [04:33.00] | 怎么了？ |
| [04:34.00] | 不行，二楼你也过不去了！ |
| [04:35.00] | 这二楼也跟一楼那么乱啊？ |
| [04:36.70] | 没那么乱，都是纸箱子，摆得倒是整整齐齐，一个摞一个，洗衣机的箱子，电冰箱的……哎呦，上边还摞着蜂窝煤呢！一层一层直到屋顶，小风一吹晃晃悠悠，随时都有掉下来的可能，这不戴钢盔您说过得去吗！ |
| [04:53.00] | 哎呦！这可太危险了！ |
| [04:55.00] | 我一看这情况我就急了：“楼上的，咱们都烧煤气了，你留蜂窝煤干什么啊？有人没人啊！！” |
| [05:00.00] | 哎，有人搭茬没有？ |
| [05:03.00] | 一推门出来一位。 |
| [05:04.00] | 什么人啊？ |
| [05:05.00] | 梳着分头戴个眼镜，看这模样怎么都像那个扑克牌里的“方片疙瘩”。 |
| [05:10.00] | 好嘛！油头粉面啊？ |
| [05:12.80] | 还是斯斯文文地出来：“哪个同志说话呢？什么事啊？” |
| [05:15.00] | “哎呀，老同志啊，这蜂窝煤可不能放这啊……” |
| [05:20.00] | “蜂窝煤不放这里放哪里，放冰箱里头啊？你们家冰箱里放蜂窝煤，你怎么胡出主意啊？” |
| [05:26.80] | “……不是，你楼道里也不能摆这个啊。” |
| [05:30.00] | “那楼道里摆什么，摆电视机？这么冷的天，我们到楼道里看电视，你这个人怎么这么说话呢？” |
| [05:35.00] | “诶，这是公用走廊！” |
| [05:37.00] | “公用公用，你用我用，大家都用，我为什么不能用？” |
| [05:41.00] | “这是大家伙走道的地方啊！” |
| [05:43.00] | “大家走道，你走他走，别人能走，你为什么不能走？” |
| [05:47.00] | “那钢琴太大，搬不过去啊。” |
| [05:49.80] | “哎呀，知道地方窄，买这么个大家伙干什么，要买个口琴，吹着就上楼了！” |
| [05:53.00] | 嘿！ |
| [05:56.00] | “我倒是要让你听明白，你要是买一个装甲车上来，我还要挖掉房子，你这个人总不能不讲道理吧！” |
| [06:05.00] | 谁不讲道理啊！“同志，你就不能把这地方让一让？” |
| [06:09.70] | “不能让！这个地盘是属于我的！头可断，血可流，这个地方不能丢；可挨打，可挨揍，不能低下革命头。” |
| [06:18.00] | 啊？！要打仗啊？ |
| [06:20.00] | 为了争夺这个地盘，我跟我的邻居进行了三大战役。 |
| [06:34.00] | 还有战役？ |
| [06:35.00] | 第一战役，我们划清了边界；第二战役，我攻他退；第三战役……嘿嘿，我把他打到三楼上去了！ |
| [06:32.00] | 够厉害的！“这样吧，我们自己动手把它挪一挪……” |
| [06:36.50] | “谁敢动手！我告诉你，别看我上了一点年纪，我这人蛮厉害的。我一拳能打倒两个，一脚踢倒三个，胳肢窝里能夹一个。你这个岁数，一胡撸牙齿都没有了啊！” |
| [06:47.00] | 嚯！！这人，太不讲理了！ |
| [06:52.00] | 我在旁边一看我清楚了。原来这个楼道长期以来没有人管理，养成了占山为王的毛病，软的怕硬的，硬的怕不要命的。 |
| [07:00.00] | 这就叫恶性循环。 |
| [07:03.00] | 我一看这情况，我蹭蹭蹭几步上去：“你干什么你？知道我是谁吗，啊？看看！我这不&+@#%*……！！” |
| [07:10.00] | 你怎么也来这套？ |
| [07:11.00] | 我吓唬吓唬他。 |
| [07:11.60] | 哦。 |
| [07:12.00] | 这一吓唬还真管用。 |
| [07:15.80] | “哎？你这个……哎呦，你是那个相声演员姜……这个胖老头子就是唐杰忠嘛！” |
| [07:23.00] | 认出来了。 |
| [07:23.80] | “哎呦，碰到你们我是要倒霉（煤）了……” |
| [07:27.00] | 哎，怎么倒霉呢？ |
| [07:28.00] | “我要倒我的蜂窝煤了——” |
| [07:30.00] | 哦～“这么说你让了？” |
| [07:32.00] | “不让不行，他那个嘴蛮厉害的，写成相声讽刺我，管我叫方片疙瘩，不敢不敢……” |
| [07:38.00] | 哈哈……“那你挪吧。” |
| [07:40.00] | “我告诉你，二楼通过了，三楼更加困难。” |
| [07:44.00] | 怎么呢？ |
| [07:45.00] | “三楼难，难于上青天。三楼是一夫当关、万夫莫开。自古三楼一条路，只可智取，不可强攻！” |
| [07:53.80] | 嚯！这么厉害？ |
| [07:55.00] | “我给你们出个主意，三楼往上去的时候，小伙子在前面，钢琴在中间，唐老师年岁比较大，你在后面……” |
| [08:03.80] | 哦，对我还挺照顾。 |
| [08:05.00] | 甲：“不是，上面那个人蛮厉害的。一拳打下来，小伙子压在钢琴上，钢琴压在你身上。你身上肉比较厚，钢琴摔不坏的哦——” |
| [08:13.80] | 啊！？你可太损了啊！拿我当肉垫了？！ |
| [08:19.00] | 我一想，甭管怎么说，这关咱们也算过了。 |
| [08:22.00] | 继续上楼！ |
| [08:23.00] | 往三楼抬。 |
| [08:24.00] | “同志们加把劲呦～” |
| [08:28.00] | “哎嗨呦啊～” |
| [08:34.00] | “同志们快放下呀” |
| [08:38.00] | 哎？你哆嗦什么啊？ |
| [08:39.00] | 不行不行，三楼无论如何过不去！ |
| [08:41.00] | 怎么呢？ |
| [08:43.00] | 看着害怕！楼道口这拴着一只狗，虎视眈眈地望着我！旁边……哎呦，这都什么……有猴，箱子里有荷兰鼠，墙上还挂着一个八哥，张着嘴跟我说话呢。“请到天涯海角来，大个钢琴往上抬，别看二楼能通过，三楼死了你也过不来！” |
| [09:04.00] | 连它都知道了！ |
| [09:06.80] | 您说要碰上这个我还能过吗？ |
| [09:10.00] | 干脆搬回去吧。 |
| [09:11.00] | 搬回去？搬不回去了！就这么会儿功夫，这楼道碴上了！底下上来一拨，上边下来一拨。底下上来一波，“滴儿啦～”吹着喇叭，到楼上接新娘娶媳妇。上边下来一位孕妇，捂着肚子扶着扶手：“快让开快让开，预产期提前了——！” |
| [09:32.00] | 哎呦！那就赶快让她过去吧！ |
| [09:36.00] | 她那肚子比那钢琴还宽呢，过得去吗！ |
| [09:39.00] | 哎呀，这玩意真是困难点。 |
| [09:41.00] | 正着急呢，“方片疙瘩”上来了：“哎，我说什么来着，不听老人言，吃亏在眼前。这个楼道里你是不行的，我还是说了算的，我来安排一下。下面那个结婚的，晚两个小时再结，我就算你晚婚；上边这个生小孩的，晚两个小时再生，我就算你晚育；中间唐老师顶一下钢琴，腰板努住了，我就算你保持晚节！” |
| [10:04.80] | 我啊？！ |
| [10:05.60] | “大家商量一下，看看好不好啊？” |
| [10:09.00] | 有人听他的吗？ |
| [10:10.00] | 谁听他的啊！底下“滴儿啦～滴儿啦～”吹喇叭，上边“哎呦～哎呦～”直哎呦。当时我是百感交集啊，你说搬一个小小的钢琴，走过了多么艰难的历程啊！ |
| [10:23.00] | 太困难了。 |
| [10:24.00] | 当时看到这种情形，我鼻子一酸，眼一红，当时我就哭了。哭那声还不好听。 |
| [10:31.00] | 你怎么哭的？ |
| [10:32.00] | （婴儿哭声）“哇——哇——” |
| [10:34.80] | 你怎么这么哭啊？ |
| [10:36.00] | 哪啊，她把孩子都生下来了！ |
| [00:03.80] | gao su da jia yi ge hao xiao xi, da jia ting le yi ding te bie gao xing! |
| [00:08.00] | shen me hao xiao xi a? |
| [00:09.80] | tang jie zhong jie hun le! |
| [00:12.00] | ai? wo zao jiu jie hun le! |
| [00:13.80] | bu shi, nin cheng jia le. |
| [00:17.00] | wo shen me sui shu le hai bu cheng jia? |
| [00:19.00] | o, dui, dui tang jie zhong xian zai zhu fang zi le. |
| [00:21.50] | e... ni zhe jiao shen me hua? he zhe wo guo qu dou zhu long zi? |
| [00:26.00] | bu shi bu shi nin nin shi zhu |
| [00:27.50] | wo yi zhi zhu lou fang. |
| [00:29.00] | nin zhu lou fang? xiang nin zhe me pang de shen zi, na lou dao na me zhai, shang de qu ma? |
| [00:33.00] | na pa shen me a, tian tian pa lou. |
| [00:36.80] | tian tian pa lou? |
| [00:37.00] | ai. |
| [00:37.80] | wo men jia de lou fang zen me shang bu qu a? |
| [00:40.00] | zen me hui shi a? |
| [00:40.80] | qian xie ri zi ban xin jia, wu zi ting da de, mai le yi jia gang qin, zen me ban ye ban bu dao jia li bian qu. |
| [00:48.00] | ban gang qin a? wo you ban fa a! |
| [00:50.00] | nin you ban fa? zen me ban? |
| [00:52.80] | wo ne, gei ni zhao ji ge bang xiao huo zi, da zhe jian bang, han zhe hao zi, yi hui er jiu gei ni tai shang qu. |
| [00:59.50] | jiu zhe me da zhe? |
| [01:00.00] | lai ba. |
| [01:00.30] | tai gang qin. |
| [01:02.00] | " tong zhi men jia ba jin you" |
| [01:05.00] | " ai hai you a" |
| [01:07.80] | zen me yang, tai shang lai le ba? wang qian zou. |
| [01:11.50] | " tong zhi men kuai fang xia ya" |
| [01:14.00] | ai!? wo shuo, ni shan zhe wo ni! |
| [01:17.80] | zen me le? |
| [01:18.00] | gang tai qi lai ni jiu fang xia? |
| [01:19.00] | gang dao lou ti kou zhe er zou bu jin qu le. |
| [01:21.00] | zen me zou bu jin qu le? |
| [01:22.80] | zhe lou dao li ji le shi man man dang dang de dong xi. |
| [01:25.00] | dou shen me dong xi a? |
| [01:26.00] | shi nian qian de xiao tui che, wu nian qian de jiu jia ju, ni kan zhe shi tu xiang kuang zi zhan yi ban, zuo bian li zhe men ban shan, zhong jian gua zhe lao yu mi chuan er, chi de yong de zai yi kuai, po jiu ping zi yi la guan, da suan ban er shang bian liang xie dian er |
| [01:41.00] | xi li hu tu a! jing shi po lan er! |
| [01:45.00] | ni shuo shi po lan er, you ren bu yuan yi ting. |
| [01:48.00] | shui bu yuan yi ting a? |
| [01:50.00] | yi tui men er chu lai yi wei da niang:" zhe shi shui ya, shuo da niang de dong xi shi po lan er? po? po jia zhi wan guan! shui yao you he da niang yi mu yi yang de dong xi, wo ba zhe suan ban er he xie dian er bao hao le song ta men jia qu!" |
| [02:03.00] | shui yao zhe ge a! |
| [02:05.80] | " ai you, ni zen me zhan zai wo zhe dui dong xi zhe er! ni wang hou tui, zhe shi wo de bao bei!" |
| [02:10.00] | " da niang, wo zhe me yuan shuo hua nin ting de jian ma?" |
| [02:13.80] | " ni xiang dao gen qian lai shuo? ni bie peng wo de dong xi! man man tai jiao tai zuo jiao tai zuo jiao, shan kai wo na qing chao de pen er zai tai you jiao, duo kai wo na tang chao de wan zai tai zuo jiao, bie peng wo na wu qi nian de xie nao dai zai wang zhe bian wai, shan kai wo na liu er nian de wa zi." |
| [02:32.00] | huo! ni zhe dou shi shen me a! |
| [02:35.00] | " ni bie peng, zhan hao le, wang qian beng, man man wang qian beng, beng ai, wang zhe bian beng ai you, ni liu dian shen, bie ba yi la guan nong xiang le! na shi fang xiao tou de, na wan yi yi xiang, er xiao zi wang chu reng zhuan tou a!" |
| [02:47.80] | ai you wo de ma ya! zhe bi qian yan zhen di hai re nao ne! |
| [02:53.00] | " ni shen me shi a? ni bie peng dong xi, tai zhe jiao tai zhe jiao" |
| [02:56.00] | ai, da niang, ni zhe dong xi a, tai duo le wo men yao ban gang qin a, ni xiang zhe gang qin" |
| [03:02.00] | " zhe me da sui shu ni lao beng shen me a?" |
| [03:03.80] | shi a, wo yi ge jiao zhan de zhu ma! |
| [03:05.00] | " shen me shi er, ni shuo." |
| [03:06.00] | " da niang, nin zhe er bai zhe me duo jiu dong xi" |
| [03:08.80] | " shen me, jiu? ni shuo zhe hua da niang bu yuan yi ting! dang zhe da huo wo wen wen ni, qin shi huang mu li na dong xi jiu bu jiu?" |
| [03:18.00] | jiu. |
| [03:18.80] | " guo bao! a? ma wang dui nv ren du zi li de gua zi jiu bu jiu?" |
| [03:25.00] | jiu. |
| [03:26.00] | " wen wu! ci xi tai hou na nian de you piao jiu bu jiu?" |
| [03:30.00] | jiu. |
| [03:31.00] | " zhi qian! wo lao ban ba shi ba le jiu bu jiu?" |
| [03:33.80] | jiu. |
| [03:34.00] | " yuan pei!" |
| [03:35.80] | hai! zhe dou ai de shang ma! |
| [03:40.00] | " ni shuo da niang zhei xie dong xi jiu, ni zhi dao zhe dui dong xi, nei ge shi fei zi de lian pen, nei ge shi wang ye de nai zui a?" |
| [03:48.00] | na you zhei xie dong xi a!" da niang, zhe yang ba, wo ya, ba nin zhei xie dong xi yuan wu ban zou, zai gei nin fang hui yuan chu, nin kan zen me yang?" |
| [03:57.80] | " na xing, na gen qian bi lai!" |
| [04:00.00] | " na qian bi gan shen me?" |
| [04:00.80] | jia:" hua zhang tu zhi a! yuan yang ban zou yuan yang ban hui, gai le di fang da jia huo zou zhe bu shi bie niu ma!" |
| [04:07.00] | ye bu zhi dao shui bie niu! |
| [04:10.00] | fan zheng a, jiu zai zhe men kou zhe er zhe teng le you san ge zhong tou. |
| [04:13.00] | zen me zhe me zhang shi jian a? |
| [04:15.00] | guang hua tu zhi jiu si shi duo fen zhong! |
| [04:16.00] | hao ma! |
| [04:17.00] | zhe guan zan men suan guo le. |
| [04:19.00] | na zan men ji xu shang lou. |
| [04:20.50] | wang er lou ban!" tong zhi men jia ba jin you" |
| [04:23.00] | " ai hai you a" |
| [04:27.00] | " tong zhi men kuai fang xia ya" |
| [04:30.00] | wo shuo, zen me you fang xia le! |
| [04:33.00] | zen me le? |
| [04:34.00] | bu xing, er lou ni ye guo bu qu le! |
| [04:35.00] | zhe er lou ye gen yi lou na me luan a? |
| [04:36.70] | mei na me luan, dou shi zhi xiang zi, bai de dao shi zheng zheng qi qi, yi ge luo yi ge, xi yi ji de xiang zi, dian bing xiang de ai you, shang bian hai luo zhe feng wo mei ne! yi ceng yi ceng zhi dao wu ding, xiao feng yi chui huang huang you you, sui shi dou you diao xia lai de ke neng, zhe bu dai gang kui nin shuo guo dei qu ma! |
| [04:53.00] | ai you! zhe ke tai wei xian le! |
| [04:55.00] | wo yi kan zhe qing kuang wo jiu ji le:" lou shang de, zan men dou shao mei qi le, ni liu feng wo mei gan shen me a? you ren mei ren a!!" |
| [05:00.00] | ai, you ren da cha mei you? |
| [05:03.00] | yi tui men chu lai yi wei. |
| [05:04.00] | shen me ren a? |
| [05:05.00] | shu zhe fen tou dai ge yan jing, kan zhe mu yang zen me dou xiang na ge pu ke pai li de" fang pian ge da". |
| [05:10.00] | hao ma! you tou fen mian a? |
| [05:12.80] | hai shi si si wen wen di chu lai:" nei ge tong zhi shuo hua ne? shen me shi a?" |
| [05:15.00] | " ai ya, lao tong zhi a, zhe feng wo mei ke bu neng fang zhe a" |
| [05:20.00] | " feng wo mei bu fang zhe li fang na li, fang bing xiang li tou a? ni men jia bing xiang li fang feng wo mei, ni zen me hu chu zhu yi a?" |
| [05:26.80] | " bu shi, ni lou dao li ye bu neng bai zhe ge a." |
| [05:30.00] | " na lou dao li bai shen me, bai dian shi ji? zhe me leng de tian, wo men dao lou dao li kan dian shi, ni zhe ge ren zen me zhe me shuo hua ne?" |
| [05:35.00] | " ei, zhe shi gong yong zou lang!" |
| [05:37.00] | " gong yong gong yong, ni yong wo yong, da jia dou yong, wo wei shi me bu neng yong?" |
| [05:41.00] | " zhe shi da jia huo zou dao de di fang a!" |
| [05:43.00] | " da jia zou dao, ni zou ta zou, bie ren neng zou, ni wei shi me bu neng zou?" |
| [05:47.00] | " na gang qin tai da, ban bu guo qu a." |
| [05:49.80] | " ai ya, zhi dao di fang zhai, mai zhe me ge da jia huo gan shen me, yao mai ge kou qin, chui zhe jiu shang lou le!" |
| [05:53.00] | hei! |
| [05:56.00] | " wo dao shi yao rang ni ting ming bai, ni yao shi mai yi ge zhuang jia che shang lai, wo hai yao wa diao fang zi, ni zhe ge ren zong bu neng bu jiang dao li ba!" |
| [06:05.00] | shui bu jiang dao li a!" tong zhi, ni jiu bu neng ba zhe di fang rang yi rang?" |
| [06:09.70] | " bu neng rang! zhe ge di pan shi shu yu wo de! tou ke duan, xue ke liu, zhe ge di fang bu neng diu ke ai da, ke ai zou, bu neng di xia ge ming tou." |
| [06:18.00] | a?! yao da zhang a? |
| [06:20.00] | wei le zheng duo zhe ge di pan, wo gen wo de lin ju jin xing le san da zhan yi. |
| [06:34.00] | hai you zhan yi? |
| [06:35.00] | di yi zhan yi, wo men hua qing le bian jie di er zhan yi, wo gong ta tui di san zhan yi hei hei, wo ba ta da dao san lou shang qu le! |
| [06:32.00] | gou li hai de!" zhe yang ba, wo men zi ji dong shou ba ta nuo yi nuo" |
| [06:36.50] | " shui gan dong shou! wo gao su ni, bie kan wo shang le yi dian nian ji, wo zhe ren man li hai de. wo yi quan neng da dao liang ge, yi jiao ti dao san ge, ge zhi wo li neng jia yi ge. ni zhe ge sui shu, yi hu lu ya chi dou mei you le a!" |
| [06:47.00] | huo!! zhe ren, tai bu jiang li le! |
| [06:52.00] | wo zai pang bian yi kan wo qing chu le. yuan lai zhe ge lou dao chang qi yi lai mei you ren guan li, yang cheng le zhan shan wei wang de mao bing, ruan de pa ying de, ying de pa bu yao ming de. |
| [07:00.00] | zhe jiu jiao e xing xun huan. |
| [07:03.00] | wo yi kan zhe qing kuang, wo ceng ceng ceng ji bu shang qu:" ni gan shen me ni? zhi dao wo shi shui ma, a? kan kan! wo zhe bu!!" |
| [07:10.00] | ni zen me ye lai zhe tao? |
| [07:11.00] | wo xia hu xia hu ta. |
| [07:11.60] | o. |
| [07:12.00] | zhe yi xia hu hai zhen guan yong. |
| [07:15.80] | " ai? ni zhe ge ai you, ni shi na ge xiang sheng yan yuan jiang zhe ge pang lao tou zi jiu shi tang jie zhong ma!" |
| [07:23.00] | ren chu lai le. |
| [07:23.80] | " ai you, peng dao ni men wo shi yao dao mei mei le" |
| [07:27.00] | ai, zen me dao mei ne? |
| [07:28.00] | " wo yao dao wo de feng wo mei le" |
| [07:30.00] | o" zhe me shuo ni rang le?" |
| [07:32.00] | " bu rang bu xing, ta na ge zui man li hai de, xie cheng xiang sheng feng ci wo, guan wo jiao fang pian ge da, bu gan bu gan" |
| [07:38.00] | ha ha" na ni nuo ba." |
| [07:40.00] | " wo gao su ni, er lou tong guo le, san lou geng jia kun nan." |
| [07:44.00] | zen me ne? |
| [07:45.00] | " san lou nan, nan yu shang qing tian. san lou shi yi fu dang guan wan fu mo kai. zi gu san lou yi tiao lu, zhi ke zhi qu, bu ke qiang gong!" |
| [07:53.80] | huo! zhe me li hai? |
| [07:55.00] | " wo gei ni men chu ge zhu yi, san lou wang shang qu de shi hou, xiao huo zi zai qian mian, gang qin zai zhong jian, tang lao shi nian sui bi jiao da, ni zai hou mian" |
| [08:03.80] | o, dui wo hai ting zhao gu. |
| [08:05.00] | jia:" bu shi, shang mian na ge ren man li hai de. yi quan da xia lai, xiao huo zi ya zai gang qin shang, gang qin ya zai ni shen shang. ni shen shang rou bi jiao hou, gang qin shuai bu huai de o" |
| [08:13.80] | a!? ni ke tai sun le a! na wo dang rou dian le?! |
| [08:19.00] | wo yi xiang, beng guan zen me shuo, zhe guan zan men ye suan guo le. |
| [08:22.00] | ji xu shang lou! |
| [08:23.00] | wang san lou tai. |
| [08:24.00] | " tong zhi men jia ba jin you" |
| [08:28.00] | " ai hai you a" |
| [08:34.00] | " tong zhi men kuai fang xia ya" |
| [08:38.00] | ai? ni duo suo shen me a? |
| [08:39.00] | bu xing bu xing, san lou wu lun ru he guo bu qu! |
| [08:41.00] | zen me ne? |
| [08:43.00] | kan zhe hai pa! lou dao kou zhe shuan zhe yi zhi gou, hu shi dan dan di wang zhe wo! pang bian ai you, zhe dou shen me you hou, xiang zi li you he lan shu, qiang shang hai gua zhe yi ge ba ge, zhang zhe zui gen wo shuo hua ne." qing dao tian ya hai jiao lai, da ge gang qin wang shang tai, bie kan er lou neng tong guo, san lou si le ni ye guo bu lai!" |
| [09:04.00] | lian ta dou zhi dao le! |
| [09:06.80] | nin shuo yao peng shang zhe ge wo hai neng guo ma? |
| [09:10.00] | gan cui ban hui qu ba. |
| [09:11.00] | ban hui qu? ban bu hui qu le! jiu zhe me hui er gong fu, zhe lou dao cha shang le! di xia shang lai yi bo, shang bian xia lai yi bo. di xia shang lai yi bo," di er la" chui zhe la ba, dao lou shang jie xin niang qu xi fu. shang bian xia lai yi wei yun fu, wu zhe du zi fu zhe fu shou:" kuai rang kai kuai rang kai, yu chan qi ti qian le!" |
| [09:32.00] | ai you! na jiu gan kuai rang ta guo qu ba! |
| [09:36.00] | ta na du zi bi na gang qin hai kuan ne, guo dei qu ma! |
| [09:39.00] | ai ya, zhe wan yi zhen shi kun nan dian. |
| [09:41.00] | zheng zhao ji ne," fang pian ge da" shang lai le:" ai, wo shuo shi mo lai zhe, bu ting lao ren yan, chi kui zai yan qian. zhe ge lou dao li ni shi bu xing de, wo hai shi shuo le suan de, wo lai an pai yi xia. xia mian na ge jie hun de, wan liang ge xiao shi zai jie, wo jiu suan ni wan hun shang bian zhe ge sheng xiao hai de, wan liang ge xiao shi zai sheng, wo jiu suan ni wan yu zhong jian tang lao shi ding yi xia gang qin, yao ban nu zhu le, wo jiu suan ni bao chi wan jie!" |
| [10:04.80] | wo a?! |
| [10:05.60] | " da jia shang liang yi xia, kan kan hao bu hao a?" |
| [10:09.00] | you ren ting ta de ma? |
| [10:10.00] | shui ting ta de a! di xia" di er la di er la" chui la ba, shang bian" ai you ai you" zhi ai you. dang shi wo shi bai gan jiao ji a, ni shuo ban yi ge xiao xiao de gang qin, zou guo le duo me jian nan de li cheng a! |
| [10:23.00] | tai kun nan le. |
| [10:24.00] | dang shi kan dao zhe zhong qing xing, wo bi zi yi suan, yan yi hong, dang shi wo jiu ku le. ku na sheng hai bu hao ting. |
| [10:31.00] | ni zen me ku de? |
| [10:32.00] | ying er ku sheng" wa wa" |
| [10:34.80] | ni zen me zhe me ku a? |
| [10:36.00] | na a, ta ba hai zi dou sheng xia lai le! |
| [00:03.80] | gào sù dà jiā yí gè hǎo xiāo xī, dà jiā tīng le yí dìng tè bié gāo xìng! |
| [00:08.00] | shén me hǎo xiāo xī a? |
| [00:09.80] | táng jié zhōng jié hūn le! |
| [00:12.00] | āi? wǒ zǎo jiù jié hūn le! |
| [00:13.80] | bú shì, nín chéng jiā le. |
| [00:17.00] | wǒ shén me suì shù le hái bù chéng jiā? |
| [00:19.00] | ó, duì, duì táng jié zhōng xiàn zài zhù fáng zi le. |
| [00:21.50] | é... nǐ zhè jiào shén me huà? hé zhe wǒ guò qù dōu zhù lóng zi? |
| [00:26.00] | bù shì bú shì nín nín shì zhù |
| [00:27.50] | wǒ yī zhí zhù lóu fáng. |
| [00:29.00] | nín zhù lóu fáng? xiàng nín zhè me pàng de shēn zi, nà lóu dào nà me zhǎi, shàng dé qù ma? |
| [00:33.00] | nà pà shén me a, tiān tiān pá lóu. |
| [00:36.80] | tiān tiān pá lóu? |
| [00:37.00] | āi. |
| [00:37.80] | wǒ men jiā de lóu fáng zěn me shàng bù qù a? |
| [00:40.00] | zěn me huí shì a? |
| [00:40.80] | qián xiē rì zi bān xīn jiā, wū zi tǐng dà de, mǎi le yī jià gāng qín, zěn me bān yě bān bú dào jiā lǐ biān qù. |
| [00:48.00] | bān gāng qín a? wǒ yǒu bàn fǎ a! |
| [00:50.00] | nín yǒu bàn fǎ? zěn me bàn? |
| [00:52.80] | wǒ ne, gěi nǐ zhǎo jǐ gè bàng xiǎo huǒ zi, dā zhe jiān bǎng, hǎn zhe hào zǐ, yī huì ér jiù gěi nǐ tái shǎng qù. |
| [00:59.50] | jiù zhè me dā zhe? |
| [01:00.00] | lái ba. |
| [01:00.30] | tái gāng qín. |
| [01:02.00] | " tóng zhì men jiā bǎ jìn yōu" |
| [01:05.00] | " āi hāi yōu a" |
| [01:07.80] | zěn me yàng, tái shàng lái le ba? wǎng qián zǒu. |
| [01:11.50] | " tóng zhì men kuài fàng xià ya" |
| [01:14.00] | āi!? wǒ shuō, nǐ shǎn zhe wǒ nǐ! |
| [01:17.80] | zěn me le? |
| [01:18.00] | gāng tái qǐ lái nǐ jiù fàng xià? |
| [01:19.00] | gāng dào lóu tī kǒu zhè ér zǒu bù jìn qù le. |
| [01:21.00] | zěn me zǒu bù jìn qù le? |
| [01:22.80] | zhè lóu dào lǐ jǐ le shì mǎn mǎn dāng dāng de dōng xī. |
| [01:25.00] | dōu shén me dōng xī a? |
| [01:26.00] | shí nián qián de xiǎo tuī chē, wǔ nián qián de jiù jiā jù, nǐ kàn zhè shì tǔ xiāng kuāng zǐ zhàn yī bàn, zuǒ biān lì zhe mén bàn shàn, zhōng jiān guà zhe lǎo yù mǐ chuàn ér, chī de yòng de zài yí kuài, pò jiǔ píng zi yì lā guàn, dà suàn bàn ér shàng biān liàng xié diàn ér |
| [01:41.00] | xī lǐ hú tú a! jìng shì pò làn ér! |
| [01:45.00] | nǐ shuō shì pò làn ér, yǒu rén bù yuàn yì tīng. |
| [01:48.00] | shuí bù yuàn yì tīng a? |
| [01:50.00] | yī tuī mén ér chū lái yī wèi dà niáng:" zhè shì shuí ya, shuō dà niáng de dōng xī shì pò làn ér? pò? pò jiā zhí wàn guàn! shuí yào yǒu hé dà niáng yī mú yī yàng de dōng xī, wǒ bǎ zhè suàn bàn ér hé xié diàn ér bāo hǎo le sòng tā men jiā qù!" |
| [02:03.00] | shuí yào zhè gè a! |
| [02:05.80] | " āi yōu, nǐ zěn me zhàn zài wǒ zhè duī dōng xī zhè ér! nǐ wǎng hòu tuì, zhè shì wǒ de bǎo bèi!" |
| [02:10.00] | " dà niáng, wǒ zhè me yuǎn shuō huà nín tīng dé jiàn ma?" |
| [02:13.80] | " nǐ xiǎng dào gēn qián lái shuō? nǐ bié pèng wǒ de dōng xī! màn màn tái jiǎo tái zuǒ jiǎo tái zuǒ jiǎo, shǎn kāi wǒ nà qīng cháo de pén ér zài tái yòu jiǎo, duǒ kāi wǒ nà táng cháo de wǎn zài tái zuǒ jiǎo, bié pèng wǒ nà wǔ qī nián de xié nǎo dài zài wǎng zhè biān wāi, shǎn kāi wǒ nà liù èr nián de wà zi." |
| [02:32.00] | huò! nǐ zhè dōu shì shén me a! |
| [02:35.00] | " nǐ bié pèng, zhàn hǎo le, wǎng qián bèng, màn màn wǎng qián bèng, bèng āi, wǎng zhè biān bèng āi yōu, nǐ liú diǎn shén, bié bǎ yì lā guàn nòng xiǎng le! nà shi fáng xiǎo tōu de, nà wán yì yī xiǎng, èr xiǎo zi wǎng chū rēng zhuān tóu a!" |
| [02:47.80] | āi yōu wǒ de mā ya! zhè bǐ qián yán zhèn dì hái rè nào ne! |
| [02:53.00] | " nǐ shén me shì a? nǐ bié pèng dōng xī, tái zhe jiǎo tái zhe jiǎo" |
| [02:56.00] | āi, dà niáng, nǐ zhè dōng xī a, tài duō le wǒ men yào bān gāng qín a, nǐ xiǎng zhè gāng qín" |
| [03:02.00] | " zhè me dà suì shù nǐ lǎo bèng shén me a?" |
| [03:03.80] | shì a, wǒ yí gè jiǎo zhàn dé zhù ma! |
| [03:05.00] | " shén me shì ér, nǐ shuō." |
| [03:06.00] | " dà niáng, nín zhè ér bǎi zhè me duō jiù dōng xī" |
| [03:08.80] | " shén me, jiù? nǐ shuō zhè huà dà niáng bù yuàn yì tīng! dāng zhe dà huǒ wǒ wèn wèn nǐ, qín shǐ huáng mù lǐ nà dōng xī jiù bù jiù?" |
| [03:18.00] | jiù. |
| [03:18.80] | " guó bǎo! a? mǎ wáng duī nǚ rén dǔ zi lǐ de guā zǐ jiù bù jiù?" |
| [03:25.00] | jiù. |
| [03:26.00] | " wén wù! cí xǐ tài hòu nà nián de yóu piào jiù bù jiù?" |
| [03:30.00] | jiù. |
| [03:31.00] | " zhí qián! wǒ lǎo bàn bā shí bā le jiù bù jiù?" |
| [03:33.80] | jiù. |
| [03:34.00] | " yuán pèi!" |
| [03:35.80] | hāi! zhè dōu āi dé shàng ma! |
| [03:40.00] | " nǐ shuō dà niáng zhèi xiē dōng xī jiù, nǐ zhī dào zhè duī dōng xī, něi gè shì fēi zǐ de liǎn pén, něi gè shì wáng yé de nǎi zuǐ a?" |
| [03:48.00] | nǎ yǒu zhèi xiē dōng xī a!" dà niáng, zhè yàng ba, wǒ ya, bǎ nín zhèi xiē dōng xī yuán wù bān zǒu, zài gěi nín fàng huí yuán chǔ, nín kàn zěn me yàng?" |
| [03:57.80] | " nà xíng, ná gēn qiān bǐ lái!" |
| [04:00.00] | " ná qiān bǐ gàn shén me?" |
| [04:00.80] | jiǎ:" huà zhāng tú zhǐ a! yuán yàng bān zǒu yuán yàng bān huí, gǎi le dì fāng dà jiā huo zǒu zhe bú shì biè niǔ ma!" |
| [04:07.00] | yě bù zhī dào shuí biè niǔ! |
| [04:10.00] | fǎn zhèng a, jiù zài zhè mén kǒu zhè ér zhē téng le yǒu sān ge zhōng tóu. |
| [04:13.00] | zěn me zhè me zhǎng shí jiān a? |
| [04:15.00] | guāng huà tú zhǐ jiù sì shí duō fēn zhōng! |
| [04:16.00] | hǎo ma! |
| [04:17.00] | zhè guān zán men suàn guò le. |
| [04:19.00] | nà zán men jì xù shàng lóu. |
| [04:20.50] | wǎng èr lóu bān!" tóng zhì men jiā bǎ jìn yōu" |
| [04:23.00] | " āi hāi yōu a" |
| [04:27.00] | " tóng zhì men kuài fàng xià ya" |
| [04:30.00] | wǒ shuō, zěn me yòu fàng xià le! |
| [04:33.00] | zěn me le? |
| [04:34.00] | bù xíng, èr lóu nǐ yě guò bù qù le! |
| [04:35.00] | zhè èr lóu yě gēn yī lóu nà me luàn a? |
| [04:36.70] | méi nà me luàn, dōu shì zhǐ xiāng zi, bǎi dé dǎo shì zhěng zhěng qí qí, yí gè luò yí gè, xǐ yī jī de xiāng zi, diàn bīng xiāng de āi yōu, shàng biān hái luò zhe fēng wō méi ne! yī céng yī céng zhí dào wū dǐng, xiǎo fēng yī chuī huàng huǎng yōu yōu, suí shí dōu yǒu diào xià lái de kě néng, zhè bù dài gāng kuī nín shuō guò děi qù ma! |
| [04:53.00] | āi yōu! zhè kě tài wēi xiǎn le! |
| [04:55.00] | wǒ yī kàn zhè qíng kuàng wǒ jiù jí le:" lóu shàng de, zán men dōu shāo méi qì le, nǐ liú fēng wō méi gàn shén me a? yǒu rén méi rén a!!" |
| [05:00.00] | āi, yǒu rén dā chá méi yǒu? |
| [05:03.00] | yī tuī mén chū lái yī wèi. |
| [05:04.00] | shén me rén a? |
| [05:05.00] | shū zhe fēn tóu dài gè yǎn jìng, kàn zhè mú yàng zěn me dōu xiàng nà gè pū kè pái lǐ de" fāng piàn gē da". |
| [05:10.00] | hǎo ma! yóu tóu fěn miàn a? |
| [05:12.80] | hái shì sī sī wén wén dì chū lái:" něi gè tóng zhì shuō huà ne? shén me shì a?" |
| [05:15.00] | " āi yā, lǎo tóng zhì a, zhè fēng wō méi kě bù néng fàng zhè a" |
| [05:20.00] | " fēng wō méi bù fàng zhè lǐ fàng nǎ lǐ, fàng bīng xiāng lǐ tou a? nǐ men jiā bīng xiāng lǐ fàng fēng wō méi, nǐ zěn me hú chū zhǔ yi a?" |
| [05:26.80] | " bú shì, nǐ lóu dào lǐ yě bù néng bǎi zhè gè a." |
| [05:30.00] | " nà lóu dào lǐ bǎi shén me, bǎi diàn shì jī? zhè me lěng de tiān, wǒ men dào lóu dào lǐ kàn diàn shì, nǐ zhè gè rén zěn me zhè me shuō huà ne?" |
| [05:35.00] | " éi, zhè shì gōng yòng zǒu láng!" |
| [05:37.00] | " gōng yòng gōng yòng, nǐ yòng wǒ yòng, dà jiā dōu yòng, wǒ wèi shí me bù néng yòng?" |
| [05:41.00] | " zhè shì dà jiā huo zǒu dào de dì fāng a!" |
| [05:43.00] | " dà jiā zǒu dào, nǐ zǒu tā zǒu, bié rén néng zǒu, nǐ wèi shí me bù néng zǒu?" |
| [05:47.00] | " nà gāng qín tài dà, bān bù guò qù a." |
| [05:49.80] | " āi yā, zhī dào dì fāng zhǎi, mǎi zhè me gè dà jiā huo gàn shén me, yào mǎi gè kǒu qín, chuī zhe jiù shàng lóu le!" |
| [05:53.00] | hēi! |
| [05:56.00] | " wǒ dǎo shì yào ràng nǐ tīng míng bái, nǐ yào shì mǎi yí gè zhuāng jiǎ chē shàng lái, wǒ hái yào wā diào fáng zi, nǐ zhè gè rén zǒng bù néng bù jiǎng dào lǐ ba!" |
| [06:05.00] | shuí bù jiǎng dào lǐ a!" tóng zhì, nǐ jiù bù néng bǎ zhè dì fāng ràng yī ràng?" |
| [06:09.70] | " bù néng ràng! zhè gè dì pán shì shǔ yú wǒ de! tóu kě duàn, xuè kě liú, zhè gè dì fāng bù néng diū kě ái dǎ, kě ái zòu, bù néng dī xià gé mìng tóu." |
| [06:18.00] | a?! yào dǎ zhàng a? |
| [06:20.00] | wèi le zhēng duó zhè gè dì pán, wǒ gēn wǒ de lín jū jìn xíng le sān dà zhàn yì. |
| [06:34.00] | hái yǒu zhàn yì? |
| [06:35.00] | dì yī zhàn yì, wǒ men huà qīng le biān jiè dì èr zhàn yì, wǒ gōng tā tuì dì sān zhàn yì hēi hēi, wǒ bǎ tā dǎ dào sān lóu shǎng qù le! |
| [06:32.00] | gòu lì hài de!" zhè yàng ba, wǒ men zì jǐ dòng shǒu bà tā nuó yī nuó" |
| [06:36.50] | " shuí gǎn dòng shǒu! wǒ gào sù nǐ, bié kàn wǒ shàng le yì diǎn nián jì, wǒ zhè rén mán lì hài de. wǒ yī quán néng dǎ dǎo liǎng gè, yī jiǎo tī dào sān ge, gē zhī wō lǐ néng jiā yí gè. nǐ zhè gè suì shù, yī hú lū yá chǐ dōu méi yǒu le a!" |
| [06:47.00] | huò!! zhè rén, tài bù jiǎng lǐ le! |
| [06:52.00] | wǒ zài páng biān yī kàn wǒ qīng chǔ le. yuán lái zhè gè lóu dào cháng qī yǐ lái méi yǒu rén guǎn lǐ, yǎng chéng le zhàn shān wèi wáng de máo bìng, ruǎn de pà yìng de, yìng de pà bú yào mìng de. |
| [07:00.00] | zhè jiù jiào è xìng xún huán. |
| [07:03.00] | wǒ yī kàn zhè qíng kuàng, wǒ cèng cèng cèng jǐ bù shǎng qù:" nǐ gàn shén me nǐ? zhī dào wǒ shì shuí ma, a? kàn kàn! wǒ zhè bù!!" |
| [07:10.00] | nǐ zěn me yě lái zhè tào? |
| [07:11.00] | wǒ xià hu xià hu tā. |
| [07:11.60] | ó. |
| [07:12.00] | zhè yī xià hu hái zhēn guǎn yòng. |
| [07:15.80] | " āi? nǐ zhè gè āi yōu, nǐ shì nà gè xiàng sheng yǎn yuán jiāng zhè gè pàng lǎo tóu zi jiù shì táng jié zhōng ma!" |
| [07:23.00] | rèn chū lái le. |
| [07:23.80] | " āi yōu, pèng dào nǐ men wǒ shì yào dǎo méi méi le" |
| [07:27.00] | āi, zěn me dǎo méi ne? |
| [07:28.00] | " wǒ yào dào wǒ de fēng wō méi le" |
| [07:30.00] | ó" zhè me shuō nǐ ràng le?" |
| [07:32.00] | " bù ràng bù xíng, tā nà gè zuǐ mán lì hài de, xiě chéng xiàng sheng fěng cì wǒ, guǎn wǒ jiào fāng piàn gē da, bù gǎn bù gǎn" |
| [07:38.00] | hā hā" nà nǐ nuó ba." |
| [07:40.00] | " wǒ gào sù nǐ, èr lóu tōng guò le, sān lóu gèng jiā kùn nán." |
| [07:44.00] | zěn me ne? |
| [07:45.00] | " sān lóu nán, nán yú shàng qīng tiān. sān lóu shì yī fū dāng guān wàn fū mò kāi. zì gǔ sān lóu yī tiáo lù, zhǐ kě zhì qǔ, bù kě qiáng gōng!" |
| [07:53.80] | huò! zhè me lì hài? |
| [07:55.00] | " wǒ gěi nǐ men chū gè zhǔ yì, sān lóu wǎng shǎng qù de shí hòu, xiǎo huǒ zi zài qián miàn, gāng qín zài zhōng jiān, táng lǎo shī nián suì bǐ jiào dà, nǐ zài hòu miàn" |
| [08:03.80] | ó, duì wǒ hái tǐng zhào gù. |
| [08:05.00] | jiǎ:" bú shì, shàng miàn nà gè rén mán lì hài de. yī quán dǎ xià lái, xiǎo huǒ zi yā zài gāng qín shàng, gāng qín yā zài nǐ shēn shàng. nǐ shēn shàng ròu bǐ jiào hòu, gāng qín shuāi bù huài de ó" |
| [08:13.80] | a!? nǐ kě tài sǔn le a! ná wǒ dāng ròu diàn le?! |
| [08:19.00] | wǒ yī xiǎng, béng guǎn zěn me shuō, zhè guān zán men yě suàn guò le. |
| [08:22.00] | jì xù shàng lóu! |
| [08:23.00] | wǎng sān lóu tái. |
| [08:24.00] | " tóng zhì men jiā bǎ jìn yōu" |
| [08:28.00] | " āi hāi yōu a" |
| [08:34.00] | " tóng zhì men kuài fàng xià ya" |
| [08:38.00] | āi? nǐ duō suo shén me a? |
| [08:39.00] | bù xíng bù xíng, sān lóu wú lùn rú hé guò bù qù! |
| [08:41.00] | zěn me ne? |
| [08:43.00] | kàn zhe hài pà! lóu dào kǒu zhè shuān zhe yì zhī gǒu, hǔ shì dān dān dì wàng zhe wǒ! páng biān āi yōu, zhè dōu shén me yǒu hóu, xiāng zi lǐ yǒu hé lán shǔ, qiáng shàng hái guà zhe yí gè bā gē, zhāng zhe zuǐ gēn wǒ shuō huà ne." qǐng dào tiān yá hǎi jiǎo lái, dà gè gāng qín wǎng shàng tái, bié kàn èr lóu néng tōng guò, sān lóu sǐ le nǐ yě guò bù lái!" |
| [09:04.00] | lián tā dōu zhī dào le! |
| [09:06.80] | nín shuō yào pèng shàng zhè gè wǒ hái néng guò ma? |
| [09:10.00] | gān cuì bān huí qù ba. |
| [09:11.00] | bān huí qù? bān bù huí qù le! jiù zhè me huì ér gōng fū, zhè lóu dào chá shàng le! dǐ xià shàng lái yī bō, shàng biān xià lái yī bō. dǐ xià shàng lái yī bō," dī ér la" chuī zhe lǎ bā, dào lóu shàng jiē xīn niáng qǔ xí fù. shàng biān xià lái yī wèi yùn fù, wǔ zhe dǔ zi fú zhe fú shǒu:" kuài ràng kāi kuài ràng kāi, yù chǎn qī tí qián le!" |
| [09:32.00] | āi yōu! nà jiù gǎn kuài ràng tā guò qù ba! |
| [09:36.00] | tā nà dǔ zi bǐ nà gāng qín hái kuān ne, guò děi qù ma! |
| [09:39.00] | āi yā, zhè wán yì zhēn shì kùn nán diǎn. |
| [09:41.00] | zhèng zháo jí ne," fāng piàn gē da" shàng lái le:" āi, wǒ shuō shí mǒ lái zhe, bù tīng lǎo rén yán, chī kuī zài yǎn qián. zhè gè lóu dào lǐ nǐ shì bù xíng de, wǒ hái shì shuō le suàn de, wǒ lái ān pái yī xià. xià miàn nà gè jié hūn de, wǎn liǎng gè xiǎo shí zài jié, wǒ jiù suàn nǐ wǎn hūn shàng biān zhè gè shēng xiǎo hái de, wǎn liǎng gè xiǎo shí zài shēng, wǒ jiù suàn nǐ wǎn yù zhōng jiān táng lǎo shī dǐng yī xià gāng qín, yāo bǎn nǔ zhù le, wǒ jiù suàn nǐ bǎo chí wǎn jié!" |
| [10:04.80] | wǒ a?! |
| [10:05.60] | " dà jiā shāng liáng yī xià, kàn kàn hǎo bù hǎo a?" |
| [10:09.00] | yǒu rén tīng tā de ma? |
| [10:10.00] | shuí tīng tā de a! dǐ xià" dī ér la dī ér la" chuī lǎ bā, shàng biān" āi yōu āi yōu" zhí āi yōu. dāng shí wǒ shì bǎi gǎn jiāo jí a, nǐ shuō bān yí gè xiǎo xiǎo de gāng qín, zǒu guò le duō me jiān nán de lì chéng a! |
| [10:23.00] | tài kùn nán le. |
| [10:24.00] | dāng shí kàn dào zhè zhǒng qíng xíng, wǒ bí zi yī suān, yǎn yī hóng, dāng shí wǒ jiù kū le. kū nà shēng hái bù hǎo tīng. |
| [10:31.00] | nǐ zěn me kū de? |
| [10:32.00] | yīng ér kū shēng" wa wa" |
| [10:34.80] | nǐ zěn me zhè me kū a? |
| [10:36.00] | nǎ a, tā bǎ hái zǐ dōu shēng xià lái le! |
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