li hun qian zou qu

离婚前奏曲
li hun qian zou qu Lyrics

Song 离婚前奏曲
Artist 侯宝林
Album 侯宝林相声辑
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[00:05.20] 乙:哎,今天打扮这么漂亮,你这是干吗去啊?
[00:10.75] 甲:我啊,我是准备——
[00:13.02] 乙:啊?
[00:14.30] 甲:自杀。
[00:16.42] 乙:你这叫什么话啊?
[00:17.77] 甲:是要自杀!
[00:19.68] 乙:怎么啦?
[00:21.13] 甲:我……自杀嘛。
[00:23.01] 乙:你为什么要自杀啊?
[00:26.19] 甲:为了离婚。
[00:28.24] 乙:离婚?
[00:29.30] 甲:啊,离婚。
[00:30.41] 乙:哎,你这可不对啊。
[00:32.51] 甲:怎么?
[00:33.54] 乙:你想啊,你们夫妻俩今年都三十多啦,老夫老妻的了,这是为什么啊?
[00:40.47] 甲:咳,这事儿没法儿说。
[00:42.36] 乙:哎,要说你那个爱人,她为你可真不容易。
[00:47.68] 甲:她有什么了不起啊?
[00:49.24] 乙:在解放以前,她就指着给人做针线活儿,供你在会计学校毕了业,搞到这份儿上不容易啊。怎么会提起离婚来啦?
[01:00.00] 甲:行了,别说了,别说了,别说了,不跟你谈。
[01:03.36] 乙:怎么?
[01:04.79] 甲:这个人哪,水平太低。
[01:07.51] 乙:是啊,我倒是没有你高啊。
[01:11.52] 甲:你想啊,谁没事儿离婚玩儿,这不是不得已而为之嘛。
[01:16.89] 乙:怎么不得已而为之啊?
[01:19.08] 甲:解放以前我怎么不说离婚啊?
[01:21.31] 乙:那是啊,你要在那会儿提出离婚来,谁供你上学啊。
[01:26.66] 甲:解放以后我也没说离婚啊。
[01:28.87] 乙:那你这是怎么啦?
[01:30.13] 甲:啊,是啊!
[01:31.55] 乙:怎么回事儿?
[01:34.51] 甲:你要知道他这个……一切事物他都在发展变化。
[01:39.79] 乙:是啊。
[01:41.99] 甲:去年的九月我升科长了。
[01:43.64] 乙:是啊。
[01:45.48] 甲:我和我老婆之前就难免产生一种啊——
[01:49.02] 乙:什么啊?
[01:50.52] 甲:这个……对抗性的矛盾。
[01:54.48] 乙:什么叫对抗性矛盾呢?明摆着是你眼眶子高了嘛。
[02:00.08] 甲:哎,你怎么能从消极方面看问题呢?
[02:02.94] 乙:嗯?
[02:03.20] 甲:你应该在事物中找它的积极因素。
[02:05.97] 乙:嗯。
[02:07.97] 甲:我升科长了。
[02:08.86] 乙:是啊。
[02:10.07] 甲:我的待遇提高了。
[02:10.80] 乙:对啊。
[02:11.87] 甲:我的生活也好了,当然我就需要爱情。
[02:15.30] 乙:什么?爱情?
[02:17.09] 甲:啊,我老婆她不爱我呀。
[02:19.09] 乙:怎么?
[02:20.05] 甲:甭说爱情,她连那种爱情上的普通话都不会说。
[02:24.65] 乙:怎么还有这么一种普通话呢?
[02:28.50] 甲:啊!
[02:29.34] 乙:我没听说过。
[02:31.24] 甲:是啊,你不懂啊。
[02:32.41] 乙:怎么回事吧?
[02:33.59] 甲:我举个例子跟你说明这个问题吧。
[02:35.29] 乙:好。
[02:36.96] 甲:在去年冬天,噢,那天下大雪,早晨起来,我披上大衣要去上班去可是我的围巾忘了,她拿着我的围巾追到院儿里,说的那个话能把你鼻子气歪了。
[02:50.00] 乙:你瞧,她说什么了?让你生这么大气呀?
[02:53.53] 甲:听着啊:“哎围巾,又忘了,冻着怎么办?围上!”
[02:59.48] 乙:你看,这对你多么关心哪!
[03:02.56] 甲:这个啊,命令主义呀!
[03:05.11] 乙:命……
[03:06.93] 甲:一点儿爱情的味儿都没有啊!
[03:09.97] 乙:那么你说她应该息么说呢?
[03:13.29] 甲:你知道吗,生活要有艺术性,凡是懂得一点儿爱情的人就会做到这一点儿。
[03:21.19] 乙:哪一点儿呢?
[03:22.90] 甲:应该把围巾往背后一藏,往这儿一站:“站住!你想一想忘记了什么东西没有?”
[03:40.14] 乙 (做听着不舒服的表情)
[03:43.81] 甲:那雪花儿直往脖子里跑,我当然就想起来了:“噢,围巾,给我吧。”“不给”
[03:54.33] 乙:那还追出你干什么来呀?
[03:56.17] 甲:哎,你不懂啊,要的是这个劲儿嘛。她不给,我当然就抢,她在前边儿跑,我在后边追——起码应该在我们院子儿里头围着那个影壁墙跑仨圈儿。
[04:12.01] 乙:那么你们就不怕冷吗?
[04:14.57] 甲:哎哟,你真不懂哟,有了爱情他就不冷喽。
[04:19.83] 乙:哎,我做没这种生活。
[04:22.79] 甲:跑着跑着她站住了,告诉我:“不许抢。”
[04:28.87] 乙:什么毛病啊!
[04:35.07] 甲:我当然就不能抢喽,我就跟她说好话喽:“给我围巾吧,我要去上班了,晚上早一点儿回来,给你带巧克力糖。噢,亲爱的,我的小麻雀!”
[04:50.46] 乙:小麻雀?
[04:53.22] 甲:她这才轻轻地把围巾给我围上,并且告诉我——
[04:57.82] 乙:说什么?
[04:59.27] 甲:“以后不要再忘记了,真要把你冻坏了我该怎么办?我将要多么悲哀、多么伤感、多么痛苦、多么难过……”
[05:16.49] 乙:嗯,够多么讨厌呢!
[05:24.14] 甲:“去吧,晚上早点儿回来,别叫我不放心,噢,亲爱的,我的小老鼠。”
[05:34.23] 乙:小老鼠?
[05:36.70] 甲:你听这怎么样?
[05:37.62] 乙:这都快消灭了。
[05:41.32] 甲:你想,要是照这样儿,谁听着不舒服呀!
[05:45.70] 乙:嗯,谁舒服呀?我都恶心啦!
[05:52.05] 甲:哎呀,这个人啊也是不懂爱情啊,你这个脑袋呀跟我老婆一样。
[06:00.41] 乙:哎,你这是怎么说话呢?
[06:03.09] 甲:我们俩就说不到一块儿去嘛!
[06:04.81] 乙:当然了,她哪儿会这一套呀?
[06:07.59] 甲:所以呀,我为这个事情非常苦恼啊,我现在是科长啊。
[06:13.05] 乙:是啊。
[06:14.10] 甲:在我们机关里,我也是个领导干部呀。
[06:15.98] 乙:对呀。
[06:17.08] 甲:可是那些领导干部我谁也比不了啊。
[06:18.82] 乙:那么你要比什么呢?
[06:20.95] 甲:比什么?我们行政科李科长的爱人是高中毕业,今年才二十五岁。福利股赵股长的爱人是大学生,今年才二十六岁。我们的人事科长和仓库主任他们俩的爱人都是老干部,也不过将将三十岁。方秘书那个家庭最幸福了。
[06:41.55] 乙:怎么?
[06:42.59] 甲:方秘书今年四十多岁了,可是他那个小爱人才十九岁。
[06:48.39] 乙:你调查这个干什么呀?
[06:50.57] 甲:哎,参考资料哇。
[06:52.78] 乙:什么参考资料?
[06:55.49] 甲:我为了这个事情进行过周密的调查:在我们整个办公大楼里边儿,结过婚的干部一共有七十五个人,这七十五个爱人年龄的总数是一千七百二十八岁,每人平均二十三岁挂点儿零儿,是按四舍五入,实报实销。
[07:14.48] 乙:你哪儿报销去呀!
[07:17.22] 甲:我那个老婆今年三十二周岁还零六个多月,比平均年龄超过九点儿五岁,也是按四舍五入实报实销。她为什么比人家大那么多呢?啊?
[07:31.71] 乙:噢,你这是嫌她老呀。
[07:35.02] 甲:当然啦!
[07:36.26] 乙:你也不小啦。
[07:37.66] 甲:啊,不小啦,科长啦。我再一升处长,我们俩的矛盾就更大了。
[07:43.98] 乙:噢,就因为你升了科长了,就要跟她离婚啊?
[07:48.61] 甲:不是,刚一升科长的时候我没说离婚。
[07:52.16] 乙:那么现在你为什么提出来啦?
[07:54.55] 甲:是啊,当然现在应该提了。
[07:56.87] 乙:怎么?
[07:57.93] 甲:现在有人追求我嘛!
[08:01.03] 乙:谁追求你呀?
[08:02.84] 甲:就是我们科里新调来那个小吴。姓吴,叫吴贞,我们俩在搞恋爱嘛。
[08:12.36] 乙:你这不是胡闹吗?你家里头有爱人,谁还跟你搞恋爱呀?
[08:18.23] 甲:有爱人我脸上也没写着字,我不说她知道吗?
[08:21.25] 乙:咳,那你是骗人家呀!
[08:23.13] 甲:也不是骗她,就是没告诉她。
[08:25.32] 乙:那不一样吗?
[08:27.41] 甲:那当然不能告诉她喽,我为了忠实我自己的爱情,到必要时可以说点儿谎话嘛。
[08:33.15] 乙:完全虚伪。
[08:34.57] 甲:啊,要说我们俩的爱情,真是纯洁的,伟大的,神圣的,神圣不可侵犯的。
[08:41.75] 乙:咳!
[08:42.69] 甲:我为她可以牺牲一切,我连说话都能牺牲喽。
[08:47.20] 乙:你这话我不懂,怎么连话你都牺牲了?
[08:51.73] 甲:她爱听的话我就多说,她不爱听的话我就少说,我就不说。她喜欢做的事情,哪怕是我不喜欢,我也要做。比如我这个人啊最讨厌划船。
[09:04.66] 乙:怎么您不好玩啊?
[09:07.11] 甲:划船有什么好玩儿呢?又晒、又热、又累,划完船弄一身汗还得洗澡去那叫什么玩意儿!
[09:15.18] 乙:那叫游戏。
[09:16.95] 甲:游戏啊?义务劳动。
[09:19.06] 乙:咳!
[09:21.18] 甲:所以我不喜欢。可是有一天下了班,我去找小吴。我说:“贞,我们去看一场电影好吗?”“不!划船多好玩儿啊?”她要划船,你说怎么办?
[09:34.95] 乙:怎么办呢?你就说不去啊。
[09:37.03] 甲:错喽,那你失掉爱情的意义喽。
[09:41.25] 乙:嗯。
[09:42.81] 甲:我说:“你这个提议非常好,划船好啊,划船有意思嘛。划船可以使人精神愉快,身体健康,肌肉发达,据说能够预防大脑炎,还能够治疗肺结核,好极了。我从打记事那天,我最喜欢划船喽。”
[10:04.06] 乙:你这不胡说八道吗!
[10:06.95] 甲:她喜欢的事情,我就应该喜欢嘛。
[10:09.17] 乙:噢。
[10:10.24] 甲:真划上船也有意思。天上有火烧云,下边儿有小凉风,我们的船在水面儿上荡荡悠悠。我在划着船,她在唱着歌儿,哎呀,很有诗意啊。
[10:25.48] 乙:嗯,她还唱歌来着?
[10:27.68] 甲:哎。
[10:28.44] 乙:唱的什么歌儿啊?
[10:29.43] 甲:唱的是《有谁知道他》。
[10:32.73] 乙:怎么唱啊?
[10:33.64] 甲:这样唱——
[10:38.05] 乙:怎么啦?你踩电门上了?
[10:42.09] 甲:谁踩电门上了?
[10:42.86] 乙:那你晃什么呀?
[10:46.25] 甲:划船呢嘛。
[10:47.57] 乙:这是在船上哪?
[10:48.89] 甲:哎。“晚霞中有一青年,他徘徊在我家门前,那青年他闭口无言,他把目光向我闪一闪。有谁知道他呢?为什么目光一闪?为什么目光一闪?为什么目光一闪?”哎呀,你听这个词多妙啊:“为什么目光一闪?”你说,他为什么目光一闪?
[11:30.82] 乙:我哪儿知道啊?
[11:34.80] 甲:这是真正的爱情啊。当时我两手一合:“噢,亲爱的,贞,请你从爱情的海洋中把我救上岸去吧!”
[11:46.68] 乙:哎,你这是向她求婚呢。
[11:49.28] 甲:是啊。
[11:50.22] 乙:她怎么说?
[11:51.44] 甲:她说:“啊,看这样儿恐怕连我都上不去岸了。”
[11:55.99] 乙:那是怎么回事啊?
[11:57.23] 甲:我们那船桨都开小差儿了。
[11:59.69] 乙:谁叫你大撒手来着!
[12:01.54] 甲:这一天玩儿得这个有意思啊。划完船我送她回家,路过一家零售商店,她要进去买水果儿,当时我很害怕。
[12:10.34] 乙:这你怕什么呀?
[12:11.54] 甲:离我们家太近,碰见熟人怎么办?
[12:13.97] 乙:那可没准儿。
[12:15.36] 甲:我想啊,买点儿水果赶快走。进去买了二斤香蕉,剥开一个我刚要尝尝甜不甜,就觉得后边儿有人拨拉我,一只小手儿直拨拉我脖子,回头儿一瞧啊——
[12:26.76] 乙:谁啊?
[12:27.92] 甲:我老婆。
[12:28.80] 乙:得!
[12:30.24] 甲:抱着孩子红着脸。小吴一看,疑心了:“哎,这是谁啊?”哎哟,我说:“她呀?”
[12:38.80] 乙:谁呀?
[12:40.13] 甲:嗯——保姆。
[12:41.27] 乙:保姆?
[12:42.29] 甲:我想敷衍过去不就完了吗,咳,我老婆火了:“什么?我给你生这么大个孩子,我成保姆啦?”
[12:48.95] 乙:这话对呀!
[12:50.05] 甲:小吴一听也懂了。
[12:51.18] 乙:噢。
[12:51.65] 甲:“噢,你有爱人,你在骗我啊?”我……我说:“我不是骗你,她是保姆。”
[12:58.23] 乙:他是谁的保姆啊?
[12:59.39] 甲:他就这孩子的保姆,连我小时候,她也是我的保姆。
[13:04.07] 乙:不像话!
[13:05.03] 甲:你不信你问这孩子呀。敢情更糟糕喽。
[13:07.88] 乙:怎么?
[13:08.87] 甲:小孩子不懂事啊,扎着两手刚要叫我,我没等这“爸”字叫出来,我就把香蕉给塞嘴里头了。我说:“小弟弟,哥哥给你个香蕉吃。”乙:拉平啦?!
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[02:08.86] yi: shi a.
[02:10.07] jia: wo de dai yu ti gao le.
[02:10.80] yi: dui a.
[02:11.87] jia: wo de sheng huo ye hao le, dang ran wo jiu xu yao ai qing.
[02:15.30] yi: shen me? ai qing?
[02:17.09] jia: a, wo lao po ta bu ai wo ya.
[02:19.09] yi: zen me?
[02:20.05] jia: beng shuo ai qing, ta lian na zhong ai qing shang de pu tong hua dou bu hui shuo.
[02:24.65] yi: zen me hai you zhe me yi zhong pu tong hua ne?
[02:28.50] jia: a!
[02:29.34] yi: wo mei ting shuo guo.
[02:31.24] jia: shi a, ni bu dong a.
[02:32.41] yi: zen me hui shi ba?
[02:33.59] jia: wo ju ge li zi gen ni shuo ming zhe ge wen ti ba.
[02:35.29] yi: hao.
[02:36.96] jia: zai qu nian dong tian, o, na tian xia da xue, zao chen qi lai, wo pi shang da yi yao qu shang ban qu ke shi wo de wei jin wang le, ta na zhe wo de wei jin zhui dao yuan er li, shuo de na ge hua neng ba ni bi zi qi wai le.
[02:50.00] yi: ni qiao, ta shuo shi mo le? rang ni sheng zhe me da qi ya?
[02:53.53] jia: ting zhe a:" ai wei jin, you wang le, dong zhe zen me ban? wei shang!"
[02:59.48] yi: ni kan, zhe dui ni duo me guan xin na!
[03:02.56] jia: zhe ge a, ming ling zhu yi ya!
[03:05.11] yi: ming
[03:06.93] jia: yi dian er ai qing de wei r dou mei you a!
[03:09.97] yi: na me ni shuo ta ying gai xi me shuo ne?
[03:13.29] jia: ni zhi dao ma, sheng huo yao you yi shu xing, fan shi dong de yi dian er ai qing de ren jiu hui zuo dao zhe yi dian er.
[03:21.19] yi: na yi dian er ne?
[03:22.90] jia: ying gai ba wei jin wang bei hou yi cang, wang zhe er yi zhan:" zhan zhu! ni xiang yi xiang wang ji le shen me dong xi mei you?"
[03:40.14] yi zuo ting zhe bu shu fu de biao qing
[03:43.81] jia: na xue hua er zhi wang bo zi li pao, wo dang ran jiu xiang qi lai le:" o, wei jin, gei wo ba."" bu gei"
[03:54.33] yi: na hai zhui chu ni gan shen me lai ya?
[03:56.17] jia: ai, ni bu dong a, yao de shi zhe ge jin r ma. ta bu gei, wo dang ran jiu qiang, ta zai qian bian r pao, wo zai hou bian zhui qi ma ying gai zai wo men yuan zi r li tou wei zhe na ge ying bi qiang pao sa quan er.
[04:12.01] yi: na me ni men jiu bu pa leng ma?
[04:14.57] jia: ai yo, ni zhen bu dong yo, you le ai qing ta jiu bu leng lou.
[04:19.83] yi: ai, wo zuo mei zhe zhong sheng huo.
[04:22.79] jia: pao zhe pao zhe ta zhan zhu le, gao su wo:" bu xu qiang."
[04:28.87] yi: shen me mao bing a!
[04:35.07] jia: wo dang ran jiu bu neng qiang lou, wo jiu gen ta shuo hao hua lou:" gei wo wei jin ba, wo yao qu shang ban le, wan shang zao yi dian er hui lai, gei ni dai qiao ke li tang. o, qin ai de, wo de xiao ma que!"
[04:50.46] yi: xiao ma que?
[04:53.22] jia: ta zhe cai qing qing di ba wei jin gei wo wei shang, bing qie gao su wo
[04:57.82] yi: shuo shi mo?
[04:59.27] jia:" yi hou bu yao zai wang ji le, zhen yao ba ni dong huai le wo gai zen me ban? wo jiang yao duo me bei ai duo me shang gan duo me tong ku duo me nan guo"
[05:16.49] yi: , gou duo me tao yan ne!
[05:24.14] jia:" qu ba, wan shang zao dian er hui lai, bie jiao wo bu fang xin, o, qin ai de, wo de xiao lao shu."
[05:34.23] yi: xiao lao shu?
[05:36.70] jia: ni ting zhe zen me yang?
[05:37.62] yi: zhe dou kuai xiao mie le.
[05:41.32] jia: ni xiang, yao shi zhao zhe yang er, shui ting zhe bu shu fu ya!
[05:45.70] yi: , shui shu fu ya? wo dou e xin la!
[05:52.05] jia: ai ya, zhe ge ren a ye shi bu dong ai qing a, ni zhe ge nao dai ya gen wo lao po yi yang.
[06:00.41] yi: ai, ni zhe shi zen me shuo hua ne?
[06:03.09] jia: wo men lia jiu shuo bu dao yi kuai er qu ma!
[06:04.81] yi: dang ran le, ta na er hui zhe yi tao ya?
[06:07.59] jia: suo yi ya, wo wei zhe ge shi qing fei chang ku nao a, wo xian zai shi ke zhang a.
[06:13.05] yi: shi a.
[06:14.10] jia: zai wo men ji guan li, wo ye shi ge ling dao gan bu ya.
[06:15.98] yi: dui ya.
[06:17.08] jia: ke shi nei xie ling dao gan bu wo shui ye bi bu liao a.
[06:18.82] yi: na me ni yao bi shen me ne?
[06:20.95] jia: bi shen me? wo men xing zheng ke li ke zhang de ai ren shi gao zhong bi ye, jin nian cai er shi wu sui. fu li gu zhao gu zhang de ai ren shi da xue sheng, jin nian cai er shi liu sui. wo men de ren shi ke zhang he cang ku zhu ren ta men lia de ai ren dou shi lao gan bu, ye bu guo qiang qiang san shi sui. fang mi shu na ge jia ting zui xing fu le.
[06:41.55] yi: zen me?
[06:42.59] jia: fang mi shu jin nian si shi duo sui le, ke shi ta na ge xiao ai ren cai shi jiu sui.
[06:48.39] yi: ni diao cha zhe ge gan shen me ya?
[06:50.57] jia: ai, can kao zi liao wa.
[06:52.78] yi: shen me can kao zi liao?
[06:55.49] jia: wo wei le zhe ge shi qing jin xing guo zhou mi de diao cha: zai wo men zheng ge ban gong da lou li bian r, jie guo hun de gan bu yi gong you qi shi wu ge ren, zhe qi shi wu ge ai ren nian ling de zong shu shi yi qian qi bai er shi ba sui, mei ren ping jun er shi san sui gua dian er ling er, shi an si she wu ru, shi bao shi xiao.
[07:14.48] yi: ni na er bao xiao qu ya!
[07:17.22] jia: wo na ge lao po jin nian san shi er zhou sui hai ling liu ge duo yue, bi ping jun nian ling chao guo jiu dian er wu sui, ye shi an si she wu ru shi bao shi xiao. ta wei shi me bi ren jia da na me duo ne? a?
[07:31.71] yi: o, ni zhe shi xian ta lao ya.
[07:35.02] jia: dang ran la!
[07:36.26] yi: ni ye bu xiao la.
[07:37.66] jia: a, bu xiao la, ke zhang la. wo zai yi sheng chu zhang, wo men lia de mao dun jiu geng da le.
[07:43.98] yi: o, jiu yin wei ni sheng le ke zhang le, jiu yao gen ta li hun a?
[07:48.61] jia: bu shi, gang yi sheng ke zhang de shi hou wo mei shuo li hun.
[07:52.16] yi: na me xian zai ni wei shi me ti chu lai la?
[07:54.55] jia: shi a, dang ran xian zai ying gai ti le.
[07:56.87] yi: zen me?
[07:57.93] jia: xian zai you ren zhui qiu wo ma!
[08:01.03] yi: shui zhui qiu ni ya?
[08:02.84] jia: jiu shi wo men ke li xin diao lai na ge xiao wu. xing wu, jiao wu zhen, wo men lia zai gao lian ai ma.
[08:12.36] yi: ni zhe bu shi hu nao ma? ni jia li tou you ai ren, shui hai gen ni gao lian ai ya?
[08:18.23] jia: you ai ren wo lian shang ye mei xie zhe zi, wo bu shuo ta zhi dao ma?
[08:21.25] yi: hai, na ni shi pian ren jia ya!
[08:23.13] jia: ye bu shi pian ta, jiu shi mei gao su ta.
[08:25.32] yi: na bu yi yang ma?
[08:27.41] jia: na dang ran bu neng gao su ta lou, wo wei le zhong shi wo zi ji de ai qing, dao bi yao shi ke yi shuo dian er huang hua ma.
[08:33.15] yi: wan quan xu wei.
[08:34.57] jia: a, yao shuo wo men lia de ai qing, zhen shi chun jie de, wei da de, shen sheng de, shen sheng bu ke qin fan de.
[08:41.75] yi: hai!
[08:42.69] jia: wo wei ta ke yi xi sheng yi qie, wo lian shuo hua dou neng xi sheng lou.
[08:47.20] yi: ni zhe hua wo bu dong, zen me lian hua ni dou xi sheng le?
[08:51.73] jia: ta ai ting de hua wo jiu duo shuo, ta bu ai ting de hua wo jiu shao shuo, wo jiu bu shuo. ta xi huan zuo de shi qing, na pa shi wo bu xi huan, wo ye yao zuo. bi ru wo zhe ge ren a zui tao yan hua chuan.
[09:04.66] yi: zen me nin bu hao wan a?
[09:07.11] jia: hua chuan you shen me hao wan er ne? you shai you re you lei, hua wan chuan nong yi shen han hai de xi zao qu na jiao shen me wan yi er!
[09:15.18] yi: na jiao you xi.
[09:16.95] jia: you xi a? yi wu lao dong.
[09:19.06] yi: hai!
[09:21.18] jia: suo yi wo bu xi huan. ke shi you yi tian xia le ban, wo qu zhao xiao wu. wo shuo:" zhen, wo men qu kan yi chang dian ying hao ma?"" bu! hua chuan duo hao wan er a?" ta yao hua chuan, ni shuo zen me ban?
[09:34.95] yi: zen me ban ne? ni jiu shuo bu qu a.
[09:37.03] jia: cuo lou, na ni shi diao ai qing de yi yi lou.
[09:41.25] yi: .
[09:42.81] jia: wo shuo:" ni zhe ge ti yi fei chang hao, hua chuan hao a, hua chuan you yi si ma. hua chuan ke yi shi ren jing shen yu kuai, shen ti jian kang, ji rou fa da, ju shuo neng gou yu fang da nao yan, hai neng gou zhi liao fei jie he, hao ji le. wo cong da ji shi na tian, wo zui xi huan hua chuan lou."
[10:04.06] yi: ni zhe bu hu shuo ba dao ma!
[10:06.95] jia: ta xi huan de shi qing, wo jiu ying gai xi huan ma.
[10:09.17] yi: o.
[10:10.24] jia: zhen hua shang chuan ye you yi si. tian shang you huo shao yun, xia bian r you xiao liang feng, wo men de chuan zai shui mian r shang dang dang you you. wo zai hua zhe chuan, ta zai chang zhe ge er, ai ya, hen you shi yi a.
[10:25.48] yi: , ta hai chang ge lai zhe?
[10:27.68] jia: ai.
[10:28.44] yi: chang de shen me ge er a?
[10:29.43] jia: chang de shi you shei zhi dao ta.
[10:32.73] yi: zen me chang a?
[10:33.64] jia: zhe yang chang
[10:38.05] yi: zen me la? ni cai dian men shang le?
[10:42.09] jia: shui cai dian men shang le?
[10:42.86] yi: na ni huang shen me ya?
[10:46.25] jia: hua chuan ne ma.
[10:47.57] yi: zhe shi zai chuan shang na?
[10:48.89] jia: ai." wan xia zhong you yi qing nian, ta pai huai zai wo jia men qian, na qing nian ta bi kou wu yan, ta ba mu guang xiang wo shan yi shan. you shei zhi dao ta ne? wei shi me mu guang yi shan? wei shi me mu guang yi shan? wei shi me mu guang yi shan?" ai ya, ni ting zhe ge ci duo miao a:" wei shi me mu guang yi shan?" ni shuo, ta wei shi me mu guang yi shan?
[11:30.82] yi: wo na er zhi dao a?
[11:34.80] jia: zhe shi zhen zheng de ai qing a. dang shi wo liang shou yi he:" o, qin ai de, zhen, qing ni cong ai qing de hai yang zhong ba wo jiu shang an qu ba!"
[11:46.68] yi: ai, ni zhe shi xiang ta qiu hun ne.
[11:49.28] jia: shi a.
[11:50.22] yi: ta zen me shuo?
[11:51.44] jia: ta shuo:" a, kan zhe yang er kong pa lian wo dou shang bu qu an le."
[11:55.99] yi: na shi zen me hui shi a?
[11:57.23] jia: wo men na chuan jiang dou kai xiao chai er le.
[11:59.69] yi: shui jiao ni da sa shou lai zhe!
[12:01.54] jia: zhe yi tian wan er de zhe ge you yi si a. hua wan chuan wo song ta hui jia, lu guo yi jia ling shou shang dian, ta yao jin qu mai shui guo er, dang shi wo hen hai pa.
[12:10.34] yi: zhe ni pa shen me ya?
[12:11.54] jia: li wo men jia tai jin, peng jian shu ren zen me ban?
[12:13.97] yi: na ke mei zhun r.
[12:15.36] jia: wo xiang a, mai dian er shui guo gan kuai zou. jin qu mai le er jin xiang jiao, bo kai yi ge wo gang yao chang chang tian bu tian, jiu jue de hou bian r you ren bo la wo, yi zhi xiao shou er zhi bo la wo bo zi, hui tou er yi qiao a
[12:26.76] yi: shui a?
[12:27.92] jia: wo lao po.
[12:28.80] yi: de!
[12:30.24] jia: bao zhe hai zi hong zhe lian. xiao wu yi kan, yi xin le:" ai, zhe shi shui a?" ai yo, wo shuo:" ta ya?"
[12:38.80] yi: shui ya?
[12:40.13] jia: bao mu.
[12:41.27] yi: bao mu?
[12:42.29] jia: wo xiang fu yan guo qu bu jiu wan le ma, hai, wo lao po huo le:" shen me? wo gei ni sheng zhe me da ge hai zi, wo cheng bao mu la?"
[12:48.95] yi: zhe hua dui ya!
[12:50.05] jia: xiao wu yi ting ye dong le.
[12:51.18] yi: o.
[12:51.65] jia:" o, ni you ai ren, ni zai pian wo a?" wo wo shuo:" wo bu shi pian ni, ta shi bao mu."
[12:58.23] yi: ta shi shui de bao mu a?
[12:59.39] jia: ta jiu zhe hai zi de bao mu, lian wo xiao shi hou, ta ye shi wo de bao mu.
[13:04.07] yi: bu xiang hua!
[13:05.03] jia: ni bu xin ni wen zhe hai zi ya. gan qing geng zao gao lou.
[13:07.88] yi: zen me?
[13:08.87] jia: xiao hai zi bu dong shi a, zha zhe liang shou gang yao jiao wo, wo mei deng zhe" ba" zi jiao chu lai, wo jiu ba xiang jiao gei sai zui li tou le. wo shuo:" xiao di di, ge ge gei ni ge xiang jiao chi." yi: la ping la?!
[00:05.20] yǐ: āi, jīn tiān dǎ bàn zhè me piào liàng, nǐ zhè shì gàn má qù a?
[00:10.75] jiǎ: wǒ a, wǒ shì zhǔn bèi
[00:13.02] yǐ: a?
[00:14.30] jiǎ: zì shā.
[00:16.42] yǐ: nǐ zhè jiào shén me huà a?
[00:17.77] jiǎ: shì yào zì shā!
[00:19.68] yǐ: zěn me la?
[00:21.13] jiǎ: wǒ zì shā ma.
[00:23.01] yǐ: nǐ wèi shí me yào zì shā a?
[00:26.19] jiǎ: wèi le lí hūn.
[00:28.24] yǐ: lí hūn?
[00:29.30] jiǎ: a, lí hūn.
[00:30.41] yǐ: āi, nǐ zhè kě bú duì a.
[00:32.51] jiǎ: zěn me?
[00:33.54] yǐ: nǐ xiǎng a, nǐ men fū qī liǎ jīn nián dōu sān shí duō la, lǎo fū lǎo qī de le, zhè shì wèi shí me a?
[00:40.47] jiǎ: hāi, zhè shì ér méi fǎ ér shuō.
[00:42.36] yǐ: āi, yào shuō nǐ nà gè ài rén, tā wèi nǐ kě zhēn bù róng yì.
[00:47.68] jiǎ: tā yǒu shén me liǎo bù qǐ a?
[00:49.24] yǐ: zài jiě fàng yǐ qián, tā jiù zhǐ zhe gěi rén zuò zhēn xiàn huó r, gōng nǐ zài kuài jì xué xiào bì le yè, gǎo dào zhè fèn ér shàng bù róng yì a. zěn me huì tí qǐ lí hūn lái la?
[01:00.00] jiǎ: xíng le, bié shuō le, bié shuō le, bié shuō le, bù gēn nǐ tán.
[01:03.36] yǐ: zěn me?
[01:04.79] jiǎ: zhè gè rén nǎ, shuǐ píng tài dī.
[01:07.51] yǐ: shì a, wǒ dǎo shì méi yǒu nǐ gāo a.
[01:11.52] jiǎ: nǐ xiǎng a, shuí méi shì ér lí hūn wán ér, zhè bú shì bù dé yǐ ér wèi zhī ma.
[01:16.89] yǐ: zěn me bù dé yǐ ér wèi zhī a?
[01:19.08] jiǎ: jiě fàng yǐ qián wǒ zěn me bù shuō lí hūn a?
[01:21.31] yǐ: nà shi a, nǐ yào zài nà huì ér tí chū lí hūn lái, shuí gōng nǐ shàng xué a.
[01:26.66] jiǎ: jiě fàng yǐ hòu wǒ yě méi shuō lí hūn a.
[01:28.87] yǐ: nà nǐ zhè shì zěn me la?
[01:30.13] jiǎ: a, shì a!
[01:31.55] yǐ: zěn me huí shì ér?
[01:34.51] jiǎ: nǐ yào zhī dào tā zhè gè yī qiè shì wù tā dōu zài fā zhǎn biàn huà.
[01:39.79] yǐ: shì a.
[01:41.99] jiǎ: qù nián de jiǔ yuè wǒ shēng kē zhǎng le.
[01:43.64] yǐ: shì a.
[01:45.48] jiǎ: wǒ hé wǒ lǎo pó zhī qián jiù nán miǎn chǎn shēng yī zhǒng a
[01:49.02] yǐ: shén me a?
[01:50.52] jiǎ: zhè gè duì kàng xìng de máo dùn.
[01:54.48] yǐ: shén me jiào duì kàng xìng máo dùn ne? míng bǎi zhe shì nǐ yǎn kuàng zi gāo le ma.
[02:00.08] jiǎ: āi, nǐ zěn me néng cóng xiāo jí fāng miàn kàn wèn tí ne?
[02:02.94] yǐ: ?
[02:03.20] jiǎ: nǐ yīng gāi zài shì wù zhōng zhǎo tā de jī jí yīn sù.
[02:05.97] yǐ: .
[02:07.97] jiǎ: wǒ shēng kē zhǎng le.
[02:08.86] yǐ: shì a.
[02:10.07] jiǎ: wǒ de dài yù tí gāo le.
[02:10.80] yǐ: duì a.
[02:11.87] jiǎ: wǒ de shēng huó yě hǎo le, dāng rán wǒ jiù xū yào ài qíng.
[02:15.30] yǐ: shén me? ài qíng?
[02:17.09] jiǎ: a, wǒ lǎo pó tā bù ài wǒ ya.
[02:19.09] yǐ: zěn me?
[02:20.05] jiǎ: béng shuō ài qíng, tā lián nà zhǒng ài qíng shàng de pǔ tōng huà dōu bú huì shuō.
[02:24.65] yǐ: zěn me hái yǒu zhè me yī zhǒng pǔ tōng huà ne?
[02:28.50] jiǎ: a!
[02:29.34] yǐ: wǒ méi tīng shuō guò.
[02:31.24] jiǎ: shì a, nǐ bù dǒng a.
[02:32.41] yǐ: zěn me huí shì ba?
[02:33.59] jiǎ: wǒ jǔ gè lì zi gēn nǐ shuō míng zhè gè wèn tí ba.
[02:35.29] yǐ: hǎo.
[02:36.96] jiǎ: zài qù nián dōng tiān, ō, nà tiān xià dà xuě, zǎo chén qǐ lái, wǒ pī shàng dà yī yào qù shàng bān qù kě shì wǒ de wéi jīn wàng le, tā ná zhe wǒ de wéi jīn zhuī dào yuàn ér lǐ, shuō de nà gè huà néng bǎ nǐ bí zi qì wāi le.
[02:50.00] yǐ: nǐ qiáo, tā shuō shí mǒ le? ràng nǐ shēng zhè me dà qì ya?
[02:53.53] jiǎ: tīng zhe a:" āi wéi jīn, yòu wàng le, dòng zhe zěn me bàn? wéi shàng!"
[02:59.48] yǐ: nǐ kàn, zhè duì nǐ duō me guān xīn nǎ!
[03:02.56] jiǎ: zhè gè a, mìng lìng zhǔ yì ya!
[03:05.11] yǐ: mìng
[03:06.93] jiǎ: yì diǎn ér ài qíng de wèi r dōu méi yǒu a!
[03:09.97] yǐ: nà me nǐ shuō tā yīng gāi xī me shuō ne?
[03:13.29] jiǎ: nǐ zhī dào ma, shēng huó yào yǒu yì shù xìng, fán shì dǒng de yì diǎn ér ài qíng de rén jiù huì zuò dào zhè yì diǎn ér.
[03:21.19] yǐ: nǎ yì diǎn ér ne?
[03:22.90] jiǎ: yīng gāi bǎ wéi jīn wǎng bèi hòu yī cáng, wǎng zhè ér yī zhàn:" zhàn zhù! nǐ xiǎng yī xiǎng wàng jì le shén me dōng xī méi yǒu?"
[03:40.14] yǐ zuò tīng zhe bù shū fu de biǎo qíng
[03:43.81] jiǎ: nà xuě huā ér zhí wǎng bó zi lǐ pǎo, wǒ dāng rán jiù xiǎng qǐ lái le:" ō, wéi jīn, gěi wǒ ba."" bù gěi"
[03:54.33] yǐ: nà hái zhuī chū nǐ gàn shén me lái ya?
[03:56.17] jiǎ: āi, nǐ bù dǒng a, yào de shì zhè gè jìn r ma. tā bù gěi, wǒ dāng rán jiù qiǎng, tā zài qián bian r pǎo, wǒ zài hòu biān zhuī qǐ mǎ yīng gāi zài wǒ men yuàn zǐ r lǐ tou wéi zhe nà gè yǐng bì qiáng pǎo sā quān ér.
[04:12.01] yǐ: nà me nǐ men jiù bù pà lěng ma?
[04:14.57] jiǎ: āi yō, nǐ zhēn bù dǒng yō, yǒu le ài qíng tā jiù bù lěng lóu.
[04:19.83] yǐ: āi, wǒ zuò méi zhè zhǒng shēng huó.
[04:22.79] jiǎ: pǎo zhe pǎo zhe tā zhàn zhù le, gào sù wǒ:" bù xǔ qiǎng."
[04:28.87] yǐ: shén me máo bìng a!
[04:35.07] jiǎ: wǒ dāng rán jiù bù néng qiǎng lóu, wǒ jiù gēn tā shuō hǎo huà lóu:" gěi wǒ wéi jīn ba, wǒ yào qù shàng bān le, wǎn shàng zǎo yì diǎn ér huí lái, gěi nǐ dài qiǎo kè lì táng. ō, qīn ài de, wǒ de xiǎo má què!"
[04:50.46] yǐ: xiǎo má què?
[04:53.22] jiǎ: tā zhè cái qīng qīng dì bǎ wéi jīn gěi wǒ wéi shàng, bìng qiě gào sù wǒ
[04:57.82] yǐ: shuō shí mǒ?
[04:59.27] jiǎ:" yǐ hòu bú yào zài wàng jì le, zhēn yào bǎ nǐ dòng huài le wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? wǒ jiāng yào duō me bēi āi duō me shāng gǎn duō me tòng kǔ duō me nán guò"
[05:16.49] yǐ: , gòu duō me tǎo yàn ne!
[05:24.14] jiǎ:" qù ba, wǎn shàng zǎo diǎn ér huí lái, bié jiào wǒ bù fàng xīn, ō, qīn ài de, wǒ de xiǎo lǎo shǔ."
[05:34.23] yǐ: xiǎo lǎo shǔ?
[05:36.70] jiǎ: nǐ tīng zhè zěn me yàng?
[05:37.62] yǐ: zhè dōu kuài xiāo miè le.
[05:41.32] jiǎ: nǐ xiǎng, yào shì zhào zhè yàng ér, shuí tīng zhe bù shū fu ya!
[05:45.70] yǐ: , shuí shū fú ya? wǒ dōu ě xīn la!
[05:52.05] jiǎ: āi yā, zhè gè rén a yě shì bù dǒng ài qíng a, nǐ zhè gè nǎo dài ya gēn wǒ lǎo pó yí yàng.
[06:00.41] yǐ: āi, nǐ zhè shì zěn me shuō huà ne?
[06:03.09] jiǎ: wǒ men liǎ jiù shuō bú dào yí kuài ér qù ma!
[06:04.81] yǐ: dāng rán le, tā nǎ ér huì zhè yī tào ya?
[06:07.59] jiǎ: suǒ yǐ ya, wǒ wèi zhè gè shì qíng fēi cháng kǔ nǎo a, wǒ xiàn zài shì kē zhǎng a.
[06:13.05] yǐ: shì a.
[06:14.10] jiǎ: zài wǒ men jī guān lǐ, wǒ yě shì gè lǐng dǎo gàn bù ya.
[06:15.98] yǐ: duì ya.
[06:17.08] jiǎ: kě shì nèi xiē lǐng dǎo gàn bù wǒ shuí yě bǐ bù liǎo a.
[06:18.82] yǐ: nà me nǐ yào bǐ shén me ne?
[06:20.95] jiǎ: bǐ shén me? wǒ men xíng zhèng kē lǐ kē zhǎng de ài rén shì gāo zhōng bì yè, jīn nián cái èr shí wǔ suì. fú lì gǔ zhào gǔ zhǎng de ài rén shì dà xué shēng, jīn nián cái èr shí liù suì. wǒ men de rén shì kē zhǎng hé cāng kù zhǔ rèn tā men liǎ de ài rén dōu shì lǎo gàn bù, yě bù guò qiāng qiāng sān shí suì. fāng mì shū nà gè jiā tíng zuì xìng fú le.
[06:41.55] yǐ: zěn me?
[06:42.59] jiǎ: fāng mì shū jīn nián sì shí duō suì le, kě shì tā nà gè xiǎo ài rén cái shí jiǔ suì.
[06:48.39] yǐ: nǐ diào chá zhè gè gàn shén me ya?
[06:50.57] jiǎ: āi, cān kǎo zī liào wa.
[06:52.78] yǐ: shén me cān kǎo zī liào?
[06:55.49] jiǎ: wǒ wèi le zhè gè shì qíng jìn xíng guò zhōu mì de diào chá: zài wǒ men zhěng gè bàn gōng dà lóu lǐ bian r, jié guò hūn de gàn bù yī gòng yǒu qī shí wǔ gè rén, zhè qī shí wǔ gè ài rén nián líng de zǒng shù shì yī qiān qī bǎi èr shí bā suì, měi rén píng jūn èr shí sān suì guà diǎn ér líng ér, shì àn sì shě wǔ rù, shí bào shí xiāo.
[07:14.48] yǐ: nǐ nǎ ér bào xiāo qù ya!
[07:17.22] jiǎ: wǒ nà gè lǎo pó jīn nián sān shí èr zhōu suì hái líng liù ge duō yuè, bǐ píng jūn nián líng chāo guò jiǔ diǎn ér wǔ suì, yě shì àn sì shě wǔ rù shí bào shí xiāo. tā wèi shí me bǐ rén jiā dà nà me duō ne? a?
[07:31.71] yǐ: ō, nǐ zhè shì xián tā lǎo ya.
[07:35.02] jiǎ: dāng rán la!
[07:36.26] yǐ: nǐ yě bù xiǎo la.
[07:37.66] jiǎ: a, bù xiǎo la, kē zhǎng la. wǒ zài yī shēng chù zhǎng, wǒ men liǎ de máo dùn jiù gèng dà le.
[07:43.98] yǐ: ō, jiù yīn wèi nǐ shēng le kē zhǎng le, jiù yào gēn tā lí hūn a?
[07:48.61] jiǎ: bú shì, gāng yī shēng kē zhǎng de shí hòu wǒ méi shuō lí hūn.
[07:52.16] yǐ: nà me xiàn zài nǐ wèi shí me tí chū lái la?
[07:54.55] jiǎ: shì a, dāng rán xiàn zài yīng gāi tí le.
[07:56.87] yǐ: zěn me?
[07:57.93] jiǎ: xiàn zài yǒu rén zhuī qiú wǒ ma!
[08:01.03] yǐ: shuí zhuī qiú nǐ ya?
[08:02.84] jiǎ: jiù shì wǒ men kē lǐ xīn diào lái nà gè xiǎo wú. xìng wú, jiào wú zhēn, wǒ men liǎ zài gǎo liàn ài ma.
[08:12.36] yǐ: nǐ zhè bú shì hú nào ma? nǐ jiā lǐ tou yǒu ài rén, shuí hái gēn nǐ gǎo liàn ài ya?
[08:18.23] jiǎ: yǒu ài rén wǒ liǎn shàng yě méi xiě zhe zì, wǒ bù shuō tā zhī dào ma?
[08:21.25] yǐ: hāi, nà nǐ shì piàn rén jiā ya!
[08:23.13] jiǎ: yě bú shì piàn tā, jiù shì méi gào sù tā.
[08:25.32] yǐ: nà bù yí yàng ma?
[08:27.41] jiǎ: nà dāng rán bù néng gào sù tā lóu, wǒ wèi le zhōng shí wǒ zì jǐ de ài qíng, dào bì yào shí kě yǐ shuō diǎn ér huǎng huà ma.
[08:33.15] yǐ: wán quán xū wěi.
[08:34.57] jiǎ: a, yào shuō wǒ men liǎ de ài qíng, zhēn shì chún jié de, wěi dà de, shén shèng de, shén shèng bù kě qīn fàn de.
[08:41.75] yǐ: hāi!
[08:42.69] jiǎ: wǒ wèi tā kě yǐ xī shēng yī qiè, wǒ lián shuō huà dōu néng xī shēng lóu.
[08:47.20] yǐ: nǐ zhè huà wǒ bù dǒng, zěn me lián huà nǐ dōu xī shēng le?
[08:51.73] jiǎ: tā ài tīng de huà wǒ jiù duō shuō, tā bù ài tīng de huà wǒ jiù shǎo shuō, wǒ jiù bù shuō. tā xǐ huān zuò de shì qíng, nǎ pà shì wǒ bù xǐ huān, wǒ yě yào zuò. bǐ rú wǒ zhè gè rén a zuì tǎo yàn huá chuán.
[09:04.66] yǐ: zěn me nín bù hǎo wán a?
[09:07.11] jiǎ: huá chuán yǒu shén me hǎo wán ér ne? yòu shài yòu rè yòu lèi, huà wán chuán nòng yī shēn hàn hái dé xǐ zǎo qù nà jiào shén me wán yì ér!
[09:15.18] yǐ: nà jiào yóu xì.
[09:16.95] jiǎ: yóu xì a? yì wù láo dòng.
[09:19.06] yǐ: hāi!
[09:21.18] jiǎ: suǒ yǐ wǒ bù xǐ huān. kě shì yǒu yì tiān xià le bān, wǒ qù zhǎo xiǎo wú. wǒ shuō:" zhēn, wǒ men qù kàn yī chǎng diàn yǐng hǎo ma?"" bù! huá chuán duō hǎo wán ér a?" tā yào huá chuán, nǐ shuō zěn me bàn?
[09:34.95] yǐ: zěn me bàn ne? nǐ jiù shuō bù qù a.
[09:37.03] jiǎ: cuò lóu, nà nǐ shī diào ài qíng de yì yì lóu.
[09:41.25] yǐ: .
[09:42.81] jiǎ: wǒ shuō:" nǐ zhè gè tí yì fēi cháng hǎo, huá chuán hǎo a, huá chuán yǒu yì sī ma. huá chuán kě yǐ shǐ rén jīng shén yú kuài, shēn tǐ jiàn kāng, jī ròu fā dá, jù shuō néng gòu yù fáng dà nǎo yán, hái néng gòu zhì liáo fèi jié hé, hǎo jí le. wǒ cóng dǎ jì shì nà tiān, wǒ zuì xǐ huān huá chuán lóu."
[10:04.06] yǐ: nǐ zhè bù hú shuō bā dào ma!
[10:06.95] jiǎ: tā xǐ huān de shì qíng, wǒ jiù yīng gāi xǐ huān ma.
[10:09.17] yǐ: ō.
[10:10.24] jiǎ: zhēn huà shàng chuán yě yǒu yì sī. tiān shàng yǒu huǒ shāo yún, xià bian r yǒu xiǎo liáng fēng, wǒ men de chuán zài shuǐ miàn r shàng dàng dàng yōu yōu. wǒ zài huà zhe chuán, tā zài chàng zhe gē ér, āi yā, hěn yǒu shī yì a.
[10:25.48] yǐ: , tā hái chàng gē lái zhe?
[10:27.68] jiǎ: āi.
[10:28.44] yǐ: chàng de shén me gē ér a?
[10:29.43] jiǎ: chàng de shì yǒu shéi zhī dào tā.
[10:32.73] yǐ: zěn me chàng a?
[10:33.64] jiǎ: zhè yàng chàng
[10:38.05] yǐ: zěn me la? nǐ cǎi diàn mén shàng le?
[10:42.09] jiǎ: shuí cǎi diàn mén shàng le?
[10:42.86] yǐ: nà nǐ huǎng shén me ya?
[10:46.25] jiǎ: huá chuán ne ma.
[10:47.57] yǐ: zhè shì zài chuán shàng nǎ?
[10:48.89] jiǎ: āi." wǎn xiá zhōng yǒu yī qīng nián, tā pái huái zài wǒ jiā mén qián, nà qīng nián tā bì kǒu wú yán, tā bǎ mù guāng xiàng wǒ shǎn yī shǎn. yǒu shéi zhī dào tā ne? wèi shí me mù guāng yī shǎn? wèi shí me mù guāng yī shǎn? wèi shí me mù guāng yī shǎn?" āi yā, nǐ tīng zhè gè cí duō miào a:" wèi shí me mù guāng yī shǎn?" nǐ shuō, tā wèi shí me mù guāng yī shǎn?
[11:30.82] yǐ: wǒ nǎ ér zhī dào a?
[11:34.80] jiǎ: zhè shì zhēn zhèng de ài qíng a. dāng shí wǒ liǎng shǒu yī hé:" ō, qīn ài de, zhēn, qǐng nǐ cóng ài qíng de hǎi yáng zhōng bǎ wǒ jiù shàng àn qù ba!"
[11:46.68] yǐ: āi, nǐ zhè shì xiàng tā qiú hūn ne.
[11:49.28] jiǎ: shì a.
[11:50.22] yǐ: tā zěn me shuō?
[11:51.44] jiǎ: tā shuō:" a, kàn zhè yàng ér kǒng pà lián wǒ dōu shàng bù qù àn le."
[11:55.99] yǐ: nà shi zěn me huí shì a?
[11:57.23] jiǎ: wǒ men nà chuán jiǎng dōu kāi xiǎo chāi ér le.
[11:59.69] yǐ: shuí jiào nǐ dà sā shǒu lái zhe!
[12:01.54] jiǎ: zhè yì tiān wán ér de zhè gè yǒu yì sī a. huà wán chuán wǒ sòng tā huí jiā, lù guò yī jiā líng shòu shāng diàn, tā yào jìn qù mǎi shuǐ guǒ ér, dāng shí wǒ hěn hài pà.
[12:10.34] yǐ: zhè nǐ pà shén me ya?
[12:11.54] jiǎ: lí wǒ men jiā tài jìn, pèng jiàn shú rén zěn me bàn?
[12:13.97] yǐ: nà kě méi zhǔn r.
[12:15.36] jiǎ: wǒ xiǎng a, mǎi diǎn ér shuǐ guǒ gǎn kuài zǒu. jìn qù mǎi le èr jīn xiāng jiāo, bō kāi yí gè wǒ gāng yào cháng cháng tián bù tián, jiù jué de hòu bian r yǒu rén bō lā wǒ, yì zhī xiǎo shǒu ér zhí bō lā wǒ bó zi, huí tou er yī qiáo a
[12:26.76] yǐ: shuí a?
[12:27.92] jiǎ: wǒ lǎo pó.
[12:28.80] yǐ: dé!
[12:30.24] jiǎ: bào zhe hái zi hóng zhe liǎn. xiǎo wú yī kàn, yí xīn le:" āi, zhè shì shuí a?" āi yō, wǒ shuō:" tā ya?"
[12:38.80] yǐ: shuí ya?
[12:40.13] jiǎ: bǎo mǔ.
[12:41.27] yǐ: bǎo mǔ?
[12:42.29] jiǎ: wǒ xiǎng fū yǎn guò qù bù jiù wán le ma, hāi, wǒ lǎo pó huǒ le:" shén me? wǒ gěi nǐ shēng zhè me dà gè hái zi, wǒ chéng bǎo mǔ la?"
[12:48.95] yǐ: zhè huà duì ya!
[12:50.05] jiǎ: xiǎo wú yī tīng yě dǒng le.
[12:51.18] yǐ: ō.
[12:51.65] jiǎ:" ō, nǐ yǒu ài rén, nǐ zài piàn wǒ a?" wǒ wǒ shuō:" wǒ bú shì piàn nǐ, tā shì bǎo mǔ."
[12:58.23] yǐ: tā shì shuí de bǎo mǔ a?
[12:59.39] jiǎ: tā jiù zhè hái zi de bǎo mǔ, lián wǒ xiǎo shí hòu, tā yě shì wǒ de bǎo mǔ.
[13:04.07] yǐ: bù xiàng huà!
[13:05.03] jiǎ: nǐ bù xìn nǐ wèn zhè hái zi ya. gǎn qíng gèng zāo gāo lóu.
[13:07.88] yǐ: zěn me?
[13:08.87] jiǎ: xiǎo hái zi bù dǒng shì a, zhā zhe liǎng shǒu gāng yào jiào wǒ, wǒ méi děng zhè" bà" zì jiào chū lái, wǒ jiù bǎ xiāng jiāo gěi sāi zuǐ lǐ tou le. wǒ shuō:" xiǎo dì di, gē ge gěi nǐ gè xiāng jiāo chī." yǐ: lā píng la?!
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