| [00:00.00] | Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice bitch |
| [00:19.15] | You wanna play your cards with God and roll the dice bitch |
| [00:22.52] | Weeding out the weak with agriculture educational |
| [00:25.70] | Got me eating seeds and I ain't talking bout fellatio |
| [00:28.72] | I'm crazy yo, got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow |
| [00:31.99] | I ain't about the oven or the microwave grills |
| [00:33.42] | But i know a little bit about the culinary skills |
| [00:35.15] | Required |
| [00:35.47] | If you wanna roll with the frying pan |
| [00:37.13] | Gotta fry with the heart of a china man |
| [00:38.36] | Anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my dick |
| [00:40.29] | This shit tastes like vagina man |
| [00:42.19] | Now I ain't no Gordon Ramsay |
| [00:43.33] | But I make the best damn rice you pansies |
| [00:44.95] | A bitch like me came from japan see |
| [00:46.53] | Coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties |
| [00:48.24] | So if you want a piece of this get in line you piece of shit |
| [00:51.03] | They just keep coming back for more you'd think Jehovah's witnesses |
| [00:54.67] | They call me the grain man |
| [00:55.97] | Ancient ritual praying can |
| [00:57.60] | Help cook rice on a spiritual level for those willing and able to be the king of the table |
| [01:00.77] | Huh |
| [01:00.90] | Have some of my grain and i ain't talking about the fucking headaches |
| [01:03.79] | You get on the morning after fridays |
| [01:05.41] | I throw this rice like bridesmaids |
| [01:07.11] | STIR, FRY X 8 |
| [01:19.72] | CHIN CHIN X 8 |