[00:00.00]Fried rice, fri-fri-fried rice bitch
[00:19.15]You wanna play your cards with God and roll the dice bitch
[00:22.52]Weeding out the weak with agriculture educational
[00:25.70]Got me eating seeds and I ain't talking bout fellatio
[00:28.72]I'm crazy yo, got that technique stir fry chopstick asian flow
[00:31.99]I ain't about the oven or the microwave grills
[00:33.42]But i know a little bit about the culinary skills
[00:35.15]Required
[00:35.47]If you wanna roll with the frying pan
[00:37.13]Gotta fry with the heart of a china man
[00:38.36]Anybody got another method in the pantry can suck my dick
[00:40.29]This shit tastes like vagina man
[00:42.19]Now I ain't no Gordon Ramsay
[00:43.33]But I make the best damn rice you pansies
[00:44.95]A bitch like me came from japan see
[00:46.53]Coin slot eyes gonna drop the panties
[00:48.24]So if you want a piece of this get in line you piece of shit
[00:51.03]They just keep coming back for more you'd think Jehovah's witnesses
[00:54.67]They call me the grain man
[00:55.97]Ancient ritual praying can
[00:57.60]Help cook rice on a spiritual level for those willing and able to be the king of the table
[01:00.77]Huh
[01:00.90]Have some of my grain and i ain't talking about the fucking headaches
[01:03.79]You get on the morning after fridays
[01:05.41]I throw this rice like bridesmaids
[01:07.11]STIR, FRY X 8
[01:19.72]CHIN CHIN X 8