[00:00.00] | 作曲 : 陳奐仁 |
[00:01.00] | 作词 : 林海峰 |
[00:10.190] | 全世界有边一个最傻 |
[00:17.900] | 傻就我要请佢吔烧鹅 傻婆 |
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[00:42.327] | 望见就佛有火 啲单寄俾我 |
[00:46.267] | 就有赖你帮助 似个秘书包搞妥 |
[00:50.197] | 话肚饿就有call 即刻喂饱我 |
[00:54.197] | 夜半贺我一贺 嚟碟餸跟汤老火 |
[00:58.237] | 落雨仲去踢波 波衫臭得我 |
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[01:02.147] | 就似毒气灾祸 你冇计点都揽我 |
[01:06.148] | 做到攰就有火 边位按摩我 |
[01:10.178] | 全靠係你用对手咪咪嚤嚤 |
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[01:14.699] | 好 老细我放工 我约晒老友去放松 |
[01:17.898] | 好 放到我过晒钟 冇嘢摄摄你半个钟 |
[01:21.857] | 我叫你到你实出嚟 喂你冇嘢你画乜眉 |
[01:26.479] | 你有肚腩我要你减肥 次次借你嚟去出气 |
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[01:33.789] | 傻婆 点解你仲要去忍我 |
[01:38.277] | 仲会凼番我 换转我即刻扯晒火 |
[01:41.890] | 傻婆 点解你仲要去跟我 |
[01:45.357] | 成世要跟我 换转我转个身早撇咗 |
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[01:54.176] | 夏季就靓女多 贪高兴玩过 |
[01:58.176] | 就算係我闯祸 你当冇睇到听过 |
[02:02.148] | 做嘢做到冧咗 即使跌低过 |
[02:06.178] | 係你为我嚟唱首温馨K歌 |
[02:08.889] | 好 你有你发功 最怕你唱到喊到肿 |
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[02:12.338] | 我冇锡到你燶 冇买嘢送过你 送个风 |
[02:16.369] | 次次你嗌要食曲奇 我嗌老细叫碟苏眉 |
[02:20.379] | 当你冇到 我係揸旗 冇凼过你仲成日激你 |
[02:27.999] | 傻婆 点解你仲要去忍我 |
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[02:31.879] | 仲会凼番我 换转我即刻扯晒火 |
[02:35.879] | 傻婆 点解你仲要去跟我 |
[02:39.999] | 成世要跟我 换转我转个身早撇咗 |
[02:44.619] | |
[02:44.799] | 全世界有边个最傻唔及你一个 |
[02:53.990] | 傻嘅我要请你吔烧鹅 |
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[03:01.879] | 傻婆 点解你傻到咁鬼错 |
[03:06.299] | 成世冇好过 全世界医生都怕咗 |
[03:10.299] | 傻婆 千亿个就爱你一个 |
[03:14.599] | 係我最识货 就算我知你short咗 |
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[03:18.190] | 傻婆 呢一世就要你一个 |
[03:22.499] | 傻嘅衬番我 傻到敢伸手俾我拖 |
[03:26.199] | 傻婆 听听吓又要喊乜喎 |
[03:30.499] | 傻嘅喊乜喎 傻到你咁喊一餐瞓咗 |
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[00:00.00] | zuo qu : chen huan ren |
[00:01.00] | zuo ci : lin hai feng |
[00:10.190] | quan shi jie you bian yi ge zui sha |
[00:17.900] | sha jiu wo yao qing qu ye shao e sha po |
[00:41.870] | |
[00:42.327] | wang jian jiu fu you huo di dan ji bi wo |
[00:46.267] | jiu you lai ni bang zhu shi ge mi shu bao gao tuo |
[00:50.197] | hua du e jiu you call ji ke wei bao wo |
[00:54.197] | ye ban he wo yi he li die song gen tang lao huo |
[00:58.237] | luo yu zhong qu ti bo bo shan chou de wo |
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[01:02.147] | jiu shi du qi zai huo ni mao ji dian dou lan wo |
[01:06.148] | zuo dao gui jiu you huo bian wei an mo wo |
[01:10.178] | quan kao xi ni yong dui shou mi mi mo mo |
[01:13.678] | |
[01:14.699] | hao lao xi wo fang gong wo yue shai lao you qu fang song |
[01:17.898] | hao fang dao wo guo shai zhong mao ye she she ni ban ge zhong |
[01:21.857] | wo jiao ni dao ni shi chu li wei ni mao ye ni hua mie mei |
[01:26.479] | ni you du nan wo yao ni jian fei ci ci jie ni li qu chu qi |
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[01:33.789] | sha po dian jie ni zhong yao qu ren wo |
[01:38.277] | zhong hui dang fan wo huan zhuan wo ji ke che shai huo |
[01:41.890] | sha po dian jie ni zhong yao qu gen wo |
[01:45.357] | cheng shi yao gen wo huan zhuan wo zhuan ge shen zao pie zuo |
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[01:54.176] | xia ji jiu liang nv duo tan gao xing wan guo |
[01:58.176] | jiu suan xi wo chuang huo ni dang mao di dao ting guo |
[02:02.148] | zuo ye zuo dao lin zuo ji shi die di guo |
[02:06.178] | xi ni wei wo li chang shou wen xin K ge |
[02:08.889] | hao ni you ni fa gong zui pa ni chang dao han dao zhong |
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[02:12.338] | wo mao xi dao ni nong mao mai ye song guo ni song ge feng |
[02:16.369] | ci ci ni ai yao shi qu qi wo ai lao xi jiao die su mei |
[02:20.379] | dang ni mao dao wo xi zha qi mao dang guo ni zhong cheng ri ji ni |
[02:27.999] | sha po dian jie ni zhong yao qu ren wo |
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[02:31.879] | zhong hui dang fan wo huan zhuan wo ji ke che shai huo |
[02:35.879] | sha po dian jie ni zhong yao qu gen wo |
[02:39.999] | cheng shi yao gen wo huan zhuan wo zhuan ge shen zao pie zuo |
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[02:44.799] | quan shi jie you bian ge zui sha wu ji ni yi ge |
[02:53.990] | sha kai wo yao qing ni ye shao e |
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[03:01.879] | sha po dian jie ni sha dao han gui cuo |
[03:06.299] | cheng shi mao hao guo quan shi jie yi sheng dou pa zuo |
[03:10.299] | sha po qian yi ge jiu ai ni yi ge |
[03:14.599] | xi wo zui shi huo jiu suan wo zhi ni short zuo |
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[03:18.190] | sha po ne yi shi jiu yao ni yi ge |
[03:22.499] | sha kai chen fan wo sha dao gan shen shou bi wo tuo |
[03:26.199] | sha po ting ting xia you yao han mie wai |
[03:30.499] | sha kai han mie wai sha dao ni han han yi can shui zuo |
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[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : chén huàn rén |
[00:01.00] | zuò cí : lín hǎi fēng |
[00:10.190] | quán shì jiè yǒu biān yí gè zuì shǎ |
[00:17.900] | shǎ jiù wǒ yào qǐng qú yě shāo é shǎ pó |
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[00:42.327] | wàng jiàn jiù fú yǒu huǒ dì dān jì bǐ wǒ |
[00:46.267] | jiù yǒu lài nǐ bāng zhù shì gè mì shū bāo gǎo tuǒ |
[00:50.197] | huà dù è jiù yǒu call jí kè wèi bǎo wǒ |
[00:54.197] | yè bàn hè wǒ yī hè lí dié sòng gēn tāng lǎo huǒ |
[00:58.237] | luò yǔ zhòng qù tī bō bō shān chòu dé wǒ |
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[01:02.147] | jiù shì dú qì zāi huò nǐ mǎo jì diǎn dōu lǎn wǒ |
[01:06.148] | zuò dào guì jiù yǒu huǒ biān wèi àn mó wǒ |
[01:10.178] | quán kào xì nǐ yòng duì shǒu mī mī mó mó |
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[01:14.699] | hǎo lǎo xì wǒ fàng gōng wǒ yuē shài lǎo yǒu qù fàng sōng |
[01:17.898] | hǎo fàng dào wǒ guò shài zhōng mǎo yě shè shè nǐ bàn gè zhōng |
[01:21.857] | wǒ jiào nǐ dào nǐ shí chū lí wèi nǐ mǎo yě nǐ huà miē méi |
[01:26.479] | nǐ yǒu dù nǎn wǒ yào nǐ jiǎn féi cì cì jiè nǐ lí qù chū qì |
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[01:33.789] | shǎ pó diǎn jiě nǐ zhòng yào qù rěn wǒ |
[01:38.277] | zhòng huì dàng fān wǒ huàn zhuǎn wǒ jí kè chě shài huǒ |
[01:41.890] | shǎ pó diǎn jiě nǐ zhòng yào qù gēn wǒ |
[01:45.357] | chéng shì yào gēn wǒ huàn zhuǎn wǒ zhuǎn gè shēn zǎo piē zuo |
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[01:54.176] | xià jì jiù liàng nǚ duō tān gāo xìng wán guò |
[01:58.176] | jiù suàn xì wǒ chuǎng huò nǐ dāng mǎo dì dào tīng guò |
[02:02.148] | zuò yě zuò dào lín zuo jí shǐ diē dī guò |
[02:06.178] | xì nǐ wèi wǒ lí chàng shǒu wēn xīn K gē |
[02:08.889] | hǎo nǐ yǒu nǐ fā gōng zuì pà nǐ chàng dào hǎn dào zhǒng |
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[02:12.338] | wǒ mǎo xī dào nǐ nóng mǎo mǎi yě sòng guò nǐ sòng gè fēng |
[02:16.369] | cì cì nǐ ài yào shí qǔ qí wǒ ài lǎo xì jiào dié sū méi |
[02:20.379] | dāng nǐ mǎo dào wǒ xì zhā qí mǎo dàng guò nǐ zhòng chéng rì jī nǐ |
[02:27.999] | shǎ pó diǎn jiě nǐ zhòng yào qù rěn wǒ |
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[02:31.879] | zhòng huì dàng fān wǒ huàn zhuǎn wǒ jí kè chě shài huǒ |
[02:35.879] | shǎ pó diǎn jiě nǐ zhòng yào qù gēn wǒ |
[02:39.999] | chéng shì yào gēn wǒ huàn zhuǎn wǒ zhuǎn gè shēn zǎo piē zuo |
[02:44.619] | |
[02:44.799] | quán shì jiè yǒu biān gè zuì shǎ wú jí nǐ yí gè |
[02:53.990] | shǎ kǎi wǒ yào qǐng nǐ yě shāo é |
[03:00.789] | |
[03:01.879] | shǎ pó diǎn jiě nǐ shǎ dào hán guǐ cuò |
[03:06.299] | chéng shì mǎo hǎo guò quán shì jiè yī shēng dōu pà zuo |
[03:10.299] | shǎ pó qiān yì gè jiù ài nǐ yí gè |
[03:14.599] | xì wǒ zuì shí huò jiù suàn wǒ zhī nǐ short zuo |
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[03:18.190] | shǎ pó ne yī shì jiù yào nǐ yí gè |
[03:22.499] | shǎ kǎi chèn fān wǒ shǎ dào gǎn shēn shǒu bǐ wǒ tuō |
[03:26.199] | shǎ pó tīng tīng xià yòu yào hǎn miē wāi |
[03:30.499] | shǎ kǎi hǎn miē wāi shǎ dào nǐ hán hǎn yī cān shuì zuo |
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