[00:00.00] 作曲 : 陳奐仁
[00:01.00] 作词 : 林海峰
[00:10.190]全世界有边一个最傻
[00:17.900]傻就我要请佢吔烧鹅　傻婆
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[00:42.327]望见就佛有火　啲单寄俾我
[00:46.267]就有赖你帮助　似个秘书包搞妥
[00:50.197]话肚饿就有call　即刻喂饱我
[00:54.197]夜半贺我一贺　嚟碟餸跟汤老火
[00:58.237]落雨仲去踢波　波衫臭得我
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[01:02.147]就似毒气灾祸　你冇计点都揽我
[01:06.148]做到攰就有火　边位按摩我
[01:10.178]全靠係你用对手咪咪嚤嚤
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[01:14.699]好　老细我放工　我约晒老友去放松
[01:17.898]好　放到我过晒钟　冇嘢摄摄你半个钟
[01:21.857]我叫你到你实出嚟　喂你冇嘢你画乜眉
[01:26.479]你有肚腩我要你减肥　次次借你嚟去出气
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[01:33.789]傻婆　点解你仲要去忍我
[01:38.277]仲会凼番我　换转我即刻扯晒火
[01:41.890]傻婆　点解你仲要去跟我
[01:45.357]成世要跟我　换转我转个身早撇咗
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[01:54.176]夏季就靓女多　贪高兴玩过
[01:58.176]就算係我闯祸　你当冇睇到听过
[02:02.148]做嘢做到冧咗　即使跌低过
[02:06.178]係你为我嚟唱首温馨K歌
[02:08.889]好　你有你发功　最怕你唱到喊到肿
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[02:12.338]我冇锡到你燶　冇买嘢送过你　送个风
[02:16.369]次次你嗌要食曲奇　我嗌老细叫碟苏眉
[02:20.379]当你冇到　我係揸旗　冇凼过你仲成日激你
[02:27.999]傻婆　点解你仲要去忍我
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[02:31.879]仲会凼番我　换转我即刻扯晒火
[02:35.879]傻婆　点解你仲要去跟我
[02:39.999]成世要跟我　换转我转个身早撇咗
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[02:44.799]全世界有边个最傻唔及你一个
[02:53.990]傻嘅我要请你吔烧鹅
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[03:01.879]傻婆　点解你傻到咁鬼错
[03:06.299]成世冇好过　全世界医生都怕咗
[03:10.299]傻婆　千亿个就爱你一个
[03:14.599]係我最识货　就算我知你short咗
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[03:18.190]傻婆　呢一世就要你一个
[03:22.499]傻嘅衬番我　傻到敢伸手俾我拖
[03:26.199]傻婆　听听吓又要喊乜喎
[03:30.499]傻嘅喊乜喎　傻到你咁喊一餐瞓咗
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