| [00:02.26] | -Guys, guess what? -What? -大伙们，你们猜怎么了？ -什么？ |
| [00:04.67] | We're having a Halloween party! 我们要办万圣节派对 |
| [00:07.77] | -Good! -Great! -很好 -太棒了 |
| [00:09.17] | -You have to wear a costume. -I can't make it. -你们得变装 -我没办法参加 |
| [00:13.54] | Come on, it'll be fun. 少来了，一定会很好玩的 |
| [00:15.48] | I'll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway. 我会去的 反正那天上课时我也要变装 |
| [00:20.72] | Tell me you're not gonna dress like a dinosaur. 告诉我 你不会打扮成恐龙 |
| [00:24.42] | Not two years in a row. 我不会连续两年那么做 |
| [00:28.29] | -I'll come, but I'm not dressing up. -You have to. -我会去的，但我不会变装 -你得变装才行 |
| [00:31.93] | No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not. 不，万圣节太愚蠢了 变装，假装你是另一个人 |
| [00:37.90] | You're an actor. 你是个演员 |
| [00:41.14] | Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? 罗斯，你会带蒙娜来吗？ |
| [00:43.51] | -I will. -The girl from the wedding? -我会的 -你在婚礼上认识的那个女孩？ |
| [00:47.41] | If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model.. 如果她需要变装点子 她可以扮成比基尼模特儿… |
| [00:51.78] | or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader. 或风流护士 或性感啦啦队长 |
| [00:55.52] | Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No! Slutty Leatherface. 或是德州电锯杀人狂里的皮脸 不，还是风流皮脸好了 |
| [01:02.62] | Wasn't Joey hitting on her too? 乔伊不也很喜欢她吗？ |
| [01:06.16] | That's right, he was hitting on her. 没错，他喜欢她 |
| [01:09.30] | And I got her. I guess the better man won. 我把到她了 我猜最好的男人才能赢 |
| [01:14.27] | Please don't take her from me. 拜托别把她抢走 |
| [01:18.47] | The One With The Halloween Party 本集播出：万圣节派对 |
| [01:58.31] | Ursula! 乌苏拉 |
| [02:00.42] | Wait. It's me, Phoebe. 等一下，是我，菲比 |
| [02:03.18] | I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye. 我还以为那里有镜子 好吧，再见 |
| [02:06.79] | Wait a second! 等一下 |
| [02:08.22] | So, what's new with you? 你还好吗？ |
| [02:10.93] | Nothing. I'm getting married next week. 我很好 下星期我就要结婚了 |
| [02:14.46] | What? 什么？ |
| [02:16.23] | It'll be a small ceremony. Just family. 婚礼很简单 我们只邀请家人观礼 |
| [02:19.63] | His. 他的家人 |
| [02:22.67] | Okay. 好吧 |
| [02:24.34] | I'm happy for you. 我为你感到高兴 |
| [02:26.44] | Wait. If you want to come, I guess that'd be okay. 等一下，如果你也想来的话 我猜应该没关系 |
| [02:31.31] | -Really? -Sure. -真的吗？ -当然 |
| [02:32.68] | You could be my sister for the day. 你可以当我的妹妹一天 |
| [02:35.58] | Yeah, okay. 好吧 |
| [02:38.95] | My friends are having a party tonight, so you could come. 我朋友今晚要办派对 你可以来参加 |
| [02:43.96] | Maybe I could meet the guy. 或许我可以看看他 |
| [02:46.43] | Well, I'm supposed to work tonight. 我今晚要上班 |
| [02:49.60] | I'm supposed to be working now, so who cares! 我现在应该去上班 谁在乎呢？ |
| [02:53.57] | -It's a costume party. -So that's why you're.. -那是化装派对 -所以你才会… |
| [02:58.57] | No. 不 |
| [03:00.18] | But thanks. 但谢谢 |
| [03:08.78] | -You're supposed to wear a costume. -I am. -你应该变装的 -我有啊 |
| [03:11.89] | I am a woman who spent money on a dress she wants to wear.. 我扮成花钱 买心爱洋装的女人… |
| [03:16.62] | because soon she won't fit into it. 因为很快地 她会穿不下它 |
| [03:20.46] | I'm Catwoman, who wants the dress when you're too big for it. 我是猫女 如果你穿不下它，可以把它送给我 |
| [03:26.03] | -Trick or treat! -Can I give out candy? -不给糖就捣蛋 -我可以分糖果给他们吗？ |
| [03:29.00] | I want to be with kids. Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts. 我想跟孩子们打成一片 我怀孕后母性的直觉都跑出来了 |
| [03:34.14] | -Trick or treat! -Just a minute! -不给糖就捣蛋 -等一下 |
| [03:42.98] | Look at you guys! 看看你们 |
| [03:45.12] | -Wow! You are a very scary witch. -Thank you. -哇，你是个可怕的巫婆 -谢谢 |
| [03:49.86] | -And you are a very funny clown. -Thank you. -你是个好笑的小丑 -谢谢 |
| [03:53.93] | And you.. 你… |
| [03:55.56] | are so in style right now. 非常符合现在的流行趋势 |
| [03:59.33] | I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line has got this equestrian theme. 我在罗夫罗兰的公司工作 今年秋天流行马术主题 |
| [04:04.87] | -Did you see the cover of Vogue..? -Could I just have the candy? -你看过时尚杂志的封面… -我可以拿糖果吗？ |
| [04:12.41] | Sure. 没问题 |
| [04:21.96] | Catwoman. So we meet again. 猫女，我们又见面了 |
| [04:25.53] | So we do, Supergirl. 没错，女超人 |
| [04:28.23] | It's me, Phoebe. 我是菲比 |
| [04:32.57] | Monica, can I talk to you for a second? 摩妮卡 我能跟你谈一谈吗？ |
| [04:41.41] | I appreciate the costume. 谢谢你帮我找衣服 |
| [04:43.71] | You did this to him? 你帮他找衣服？ |
| [04:46.18] | I thought he'd love it. 我觉得他一定会喜欢 |
| [04:48.05] | -He loves The Velveteen Rabbit. -That rabbit was brown and white. -他喜欢毛毛兔 -那只兔子是棕白相间 |
| [04:54.42] | It was pink, or no bunny at all. 他们只剩下粉红色的兔子装 |
| [04:56.96] | No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all! 没有兔子装 他们总是说没有兔子装 |
| [05:03.06] | -You didn't dress up either? -Yes, I did. I'm Chandler. -你也没有变装？ -不，我有，我扮成钱德 |
| [05:12.44] | Dude, what happened? 兄弟，发生了什么事？ |
| [05:15.14] | How is that me? 我怎么会是那个样子？ |
| [05:18.08] | I'm Chandler. 我是钱德 |
| [05:21.52] | That is so you! 那真的很像你 |
| [05:24.32] | -When have I ever done that? -When have I ever done that? -我什么时候会那样？ -我什么时候会那样？ |
| [05:32.43] | Trick or treat. 不给糖就捣蛋 |
| [05:38.67] | -You're the prettiest ballerina ever. -Thank you. -你是最漂亮的芭蕾舞娘 -谢谢 |
| [05:44.14] | That deserves another candy. 我该再给你一颗糖果 |
| [05:46.64] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [05:50.88] | I have to say, that earns "two-two" pieces of candy. 我得说 我该再给你一些糖果 |
| [05:54.68] | I love you! 我爱你 |
| [05:59.35] | Honey, here, take it all. 甜心，通通拿去吧 |
| [06:06.76] | Monica? We need more candy. 摩妮卡，糖果没了 |
| [06:09.06] | -There's only been four kids. -I know. -刚刚只来了四个孩子 -我知道 |
| [06:11.87] | But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything. 但有个孩子说她爱我 于是我全部都给她了 |
| [06:15.84] | No wonder you're pregnant. 难怪你会怀孕 |
| [06:23.78] | -What are you supposed to be? -Remember the satellite, Sputnik? -你这次扮成什么了？ -还记得史波尼克号卫星吗？ |
| [06:30.82] | Well, I'm a potato. Or a "spud".. 我扮成马铃薯或是“波特多”… |
| [06:35.42] | and these are my antenna. 这是我的天线 |
| [06:38.49] | So Sputnik becomes..? 所以史波尼克变成了… |
| [06:45.57] | Spud-nik! 波特多尼克 |
| [06:51.07] | Wow! I don't have the worst costume anymore. 哇 原来我不是变装最失败的人 |
| [06:56.08] | All right! Ross came as doodie. 好吧，罗斯是团粪 |
| [07:01.08] | -No, I'm not doodie. -No, space-doodie. -不，我不是粪 -对，你是太空之粪 |
| [07:06.45] | Okay, I'm Spud-nik. 好吧，我是波特多尼克 |
| [07:09.72] | -You know, like Sputnik. -What's a Sputnik, doodie-man? -我在模仿史波尼克 -什么是史波尼克？傻瓜 |
| [07:21.84] | Hey, sweetie. 嘿，甜心 |
| [07:25.61] | -Aren't you gonna kiss me? -Okay. -你不吻我吗？ -好吧 |
| [07:28.11] | But right after, you have to tell me who you are. 但我吻了你之后 你得告诉我你是谁 |
| [07:31.88] | -Ursula? -Ursula's fiance? -乌苏拉？ -乌苏拉的未婚夫？ |
| [07:34.25] | You're the sister. I just slapped my future sister-in-law's ass. 你是她的妹妹 我刚刚打了我未来小姨子的屁股 |
| [07:39.79] | Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt. 你妈妈在这里吗？ 我可以打她的屁股 |
| [07:43.42] | -My mother killed herself. -See, and I knew that. -我妈自杀死掉了 -看吧，我就知道 |
| [07:49.60] | Now I'm sweating. 我满身大汗 |
| [07:51.70] | I'm sweating. Now I'm saying look at me, I'm even sweatier. I should go. 我在流汗，看看我 我满身大汗，我该走了 |
| [07:57.04] | No. We'll start over. 不，我们从头来过 |
| [07:58.91] | -Hi, I'm Phoebe. -Eric. -嗨，我是菲比 -我是艾力克 |
| [08:02.04] | -Why are you looking at me like that? -Sweat's burning my eyes. -你为什么要那样子看我？ -汗滴到我眼睛里了 |
| [08:06.91] | -Thank you. -There. -谢谢 -拿去吧 |
| [08:08.55] | -What are you? -There's no name for it. -那是什么？ -我不知道该怎么说 |
| [08:11.39] | I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy. 我一紧张就会满身大汗 |
| [08:15.89] | -No, I meant your costume. -I'm a solar system. -不，我是指你的服装 -我扮成太阳系 |
| [08:20.80] | My second graders helped. 我的二年级学生帮我变装 |
| [08:23.16] | -I love the second grade. -Really? -我喜欢二年级 -真的吗？ |
| [08:26.27] | It's much better than first grade, and definitely better than third. 它比一年级好多了 也比三年级好 |
| [08:32.27] | With all the politics and the mind games. 你可以玩尔虞我诈 的斗智游戏 |
| [08:36.54] | -So, what do you do? -I'm a masseuse, by day. -你是做哪一行的？ -我白天时是按摩师 |
| [08:42.55] | -You don't have to stand with me. -I'm having fun. -你不必陪我 -我觉得很开心 |
| [08:46.05] | -I'm excited for you and Ursula. -I feel very lucky. She's great. -我为你跟乌苏拉感到高兴 -我觉得自己很幸运，她太棒了 |
| [08:51.56] | -She's the most beautiful woman ever. -Thank you. -她是最美丽的女人 -谢谢你 |
| [09:01.77] | -Hey, Joey? -Yeah? -乔伊 -什么事？ |
| [09:04.07] | -You read comic books, right? -Exclusively. -你看漫画书吧？ -我是专家 |
| [09:08.18] | Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl? 如果猫女跟女超人打架 谁会赢呢？ |
| [09:11.95] | -Catwoman, hands down. -Yeah. -当然是猫女 -太棒了 |
| [09:14.35] | Between you and Phoebe? I'd give Phoebe the edge. 但你跟菲比吗？ 我赌菲比会赢 |
| [09:17.89] | -What? Really? -You kidding? -什么？真的吗？ -你在开玩笑吗？ |
| [09:19.99] | Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got a crazy temper. 菲比在街上混过，好吗？ 而且她生起气来跟疯婆子一样 |
| [09:25.73] | She's not right behind me, is she? 她没有站在我后面吧？ |
| [09:28.66] | No, you're fine. 不，你很安全 |
| [09:30.53] | -Could I take Rachel? -I'm not sure. -我能打倒瑞秋吗？ -我不确定 |
| [09:33.67] | What? Come on, I am tough! 什么？少来了，我很凶的 |
| [09:36.37] | Punch me here, as hard as you can! 用力打我这里 |
| [09:39.34] | Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn't matter. 别激动，你为什么那么认真？ 那不重要 |
| [09:42.98] | Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up? 真的吗？如果我告诉你 罗斯或钱德能打倒你呢？ |
| [09:48.12] | I would say, "Woman, please." 我会说“拜托，女人家” |
| [09:53.05] | Ursula's fiance is really sweet. 乌苏拉的未婚夫真的很帅 |
| [09:56.26] | -You think you could take him? -The dude with the balls on his chest? -你觉得你能打倒他吗？ -胸口贴着球的那个家伙？ |
| [09:59.63] | I think so. 我想可以 |
| [10:01.30] | But what is he doing with my sister? He's so great. 但他跟我姐姐在一起做什么？ 他真的太棒了 |
| [10:04.17] | He's a teacher, he does volunteer work. 他是老师 他会做义工 |
| [10:07.03] | Normally, I don't like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up. 通常我不喜欢会流汗的男人 但我愿意帮他擦汗 |
| [10:13.91] | -Oh, my God, Phoebe? -What? -天啊，菲比 -什么？ |
| [10:16.28] | -You're getting a crush on him. -No, I'm not, you are! -你在暗恋他 -不，我才没有，是你 |
| [10:21.58] | Here comes the temper. 她的脾气来了 |
| [10:27.22] | Trick or treat. 不给糖就捣蛋 |
| [10:28.92] | Know what? We're out of candy. But someone went for more. 你知道吗？我们没有糖果了 但已经有人去买了 |
| [10:33.29] | And I've been giving out money, but I'm out of that too. 我改给孩子们钱 但我的钱也都给光了 |
| [10:38.53] | -Can I write you a check? -Okay. -我可以开张支票给你吗？ -好吧 |
| [10:41.10] | -Okay. What's your name? -Lelani Mayolanofavich. -好吧，你叫什么名字？ -李兰妮马尤拉诺法维奇 |
| [10:47.91] | Okay, I'm just gonna write this out to "cash." 好吧，我会写上 “现金支票” |
| [10:52.91] | -Hi. -Hi, Mona. -嗨 -嗨，蒙娜 |
| [10:57.52] | Joey's gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd be a slutty nurse. 乔伊一定会很兴奋 他希望你扮成风流护士 |
| [11:02.46] | Actually, I'm just a nurse. 事实上我只是扮成护士 |
| [11:06.46] | You'd think that would embarrass me, but I'm maxed out. 你以为我听了会觉得很丢脸 但我已经丢够脸了 |
| [11:12.47] | -You made it. -Wait. -你来了 -等一下 |
| [11:14.27] | -You're a potato? -Well, I'm a spud..? -你是马铃薯？ -喔，我是波特多… |
| [11:18.81] | -And the antenna.. You're Spud-nik! -Yes! -还有天线…你是波特多尼克 -答对了 |
| [11:23.98] | Marry her. 娶她吧 |
| [11:27.65] | Here's a good one. Who'd win a fight between Ross and Chandler? 这真的很有趣 罗斯跟钱德打架谁会赢？ |
| [11:32.49] | I can't answer that. Chandler's my husband. 我没办法回答 钱德是我的老公 |
| [11:34.86] | -So Ross? -Yeah. -罗斯会赢？ -对 |
| [11:37.76] | -Hey, beautiful. -Hello, handsome. -嘿，美女 -哈啰，帅哥 |
| [11:41.16] | Oh, God. 天啊 |
| [11:44.27] | Look at you two. When did you guys meet? 看看你们两个 你们什么时候认识的？ |
| [11:47.64] | -Two weeks ago. -That's it? -两个星期前 -就那样？ |
| [11:50.24] | I know. It sounds crazy, and I'm not impulsive, but.. 我知道这听起来很疯狂 我不是个冲动的人，但是… |
| [11:54.28] | -we have so much in common. -Oh, really? -我们有很多共通点 -真的吗？ |
| [11:58.58] | We're both teachers. 我们都是老师 |
| [12:02.75] | -And we were both in the Peace Corps. -Peace Corps, really? -我们都参加了和平工作团 -真的吗？ |
| [12:08.69] | When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met. 我们在乌拉圭做义工时 只距离两个小镇远，却从来没见过面 |
| [12:15.06] | Yeah. It wasn't a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. 对，我刚到时那里一片荒芜 但我离开时那里已经是个小镇了 |
| [12:21.40] | -Shall we get me really drunk? -Sure. -我们可以去喝一杯吗？ -没问题 |
| [12:29.94] | Howdy, doodie. 你好，粪团 |
| [12:32.88] | That's funny, yeah. 那真的很有趣 |
| [12:34.48] | You're the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear. 你是个最幽默的家伙 穿着你太太帮你挑的兔子装 |
| [12:40.19] | Relax, man. You're looking a little flushed. 别激动 你看起来有点要化掉了 |
| [12:49.13] | -Our question might get answered. -What question? -我们的问题有解了 -什么问题？ |
| [12:52.83] | Who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross? 你跟罗斯打架 谁会赢？ |
| [12:57.07] | -There's no question. -So you think Ross too? -那不是问题 -你也觉得罗斯会赢？ |
| [13:03.31] | -You picked Ross? -Ross is strong. -你选罗斯？ -罗斯很强壮 |
| [13:06.01] | He's the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey. 他是你们三个之中最壮的 乔伊除外 |
| [13:11.45] | -I can't believe you didn't pick me. -She's right. I am stronger. -我不敢相信你没有选我 -她说的对，我比你壮 |
| [13:16.26] | I would destroy you. 我要毁了你 |
| [13:18.76] | Really? You think you're stronger? Why don't you prove it? 真的吗？你觉得你比较壮吗？ 你为什么不证明给大家看？ |
| [13:24.43] | I'll prove it like a theorem! 我一定会证明的 |
| [13:27.30] | All right! Stop it! 好了，别吵了 |
| [13:30.54] | Stop! No one's gonna fight. 别吵了，谁都不准打架 |
| [13:33.04] | People came to see a fight, let's give them one! 大家来这里看人打架 快打给他们看吧 |
| [13:38.75] | -You guys could arm-wrestle. -Listen to the slutty nurse. -你们可以比腕力 -听风流护士的话 |
| [13:43.68] | -You're going down. -Oh, yeah? You're going downtown! -你死定了 -是吗？你才死定了 |
| [13:48.46] | Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing. 说真的 你们的叫阵台词太逊了 |
| [13:54.63] | Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much. 阿甘，你买到糖果了 谢谢你 |
| [13:57.97] | -You are so sweet. -Really? -你真的是太棒了 -真的吗？ |
| [14:01.14] | You are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world. 跟你在一起的人 会是全世界最幸运的男朋友 |
| [14:06.64] | -Got to go. -Trick or treat. -我得走了 -不给糖就捣蛋 |
| [14:09.51] | Hi! Wow! There you go. 嗨，拿去吧 |
| [14:13.91] | My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money. 我朋友路易斯说 你会给钱 |
| [14:18.22] | We were, but now we've got candy. 没错，但现在我们有糖果了 |
| [14:21.86] | I'd rather have the money. 我宁愿要钱 |
| [14:25.86] | That's not your choice. Happy Halloween! 那由不得你来选 万圣节快乐 |
| [14:28.86] | This isn't fair. 这不公平 |
| [14:30.36] | Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff? 你披上斗篷就能跟别人要东西 那公平吗？ |
| [14:33.90] | Shut up! 闭嘴 |
| [14:36.44] | You shut up! 你才闭嘴 |
| [14:39.51] | -You can't tell me to shut up. -I think I just did. -你不能叫我闭嘴 -我想我刚刚说了 |
| [14:43.88] | And here it comes again. Shut up! 我又想说了，闭嘴 |
| [14:48.05] | No, I got it. I'm good. I got it. 不，我可以，我很厉害的 |
| [14:51.95] | Wait, I had one more thing to say. Right. Shut up. 等一下，我还有一句话要告诉你 对，闭嘴 |
| [14:56.86] | You're a mean old woman. 你是个可怕的老女人 |
| [14:58.89] | Wait! Shut.. Don't cry! 等一下，闭…别哭了 |
| [15:00.93] | Let me get my checkbook! 我去拿支票簿 |
| [15:03.20] | You don't have to do this. The strength inside you means the most. 你不必这么做 心地善良才是最重要的 |
| [15:08.47] | You're loyal, you're honest and you have integrity. 你既忠心又老实 而且你的品德高贵 |
| [15:13.07] | That's the strength I want in a man. 那才是我要的男人 |
| [15:16.08] | That means nothing to me. Come on! 那对我来说毫无意义，来吧 |
| [15:21.48] | -Hi, liar. -Hey. -嗨，骗子 -嘿 |
| [15:24.62] | He's marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true. 他会娶你是因为 他以为你说的话是真的 |
| [15:29.96] | -They could be true. -But they're not. -它们有可能是真的 -但你真的在说谎 |
| [15:33.39] | It's a fine line. 真假只有一线之隔 |
| [15:36.00] | -Why are you lying? -I don't know. -你为什么要说谎？ -我不知道 |
| [15:39.00] | He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun. 他做了那些事，我说我也是 他变得很兴奋，我觉得很好玩 |
| [15:44.87] | You can't do this. You're gonna ruin his life. 你不能那么做 你会毁了他的生活 |
| [15:47.98] | Why are you taking this so seriously? It's just a marriage. 你为什么那么认真？ 这只是婚姻而已 |
| [15:52.58] | Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair. 而且如果我背着他偷人 我可以说那是外遇 |
| [15:56.42] | Honey? 甜心 |
| [15:57.85] | It's a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now! 这是个坏习惯 我要你马上戒烟 |
| [16:02.92] | She's helped so many people quit. 她帮助很多人戒烟 |
| [16:06.26] | We'd better get going. 我们得走了 |
| [16:08.06] | -You have a church group meeting. -Right. -你还得参加教会的聚会 -对 |
| [16:15.40] | -It was nice meeting you. -You too. -很高兴能见到你 -我也是 |
| [16:19.17] | And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight! 乌苏拉 我很高兴今晚能见到你 |
| [16:23.38] | Come on! Bunny versus doodie. We're waiting! 快来吧，兔子大战粪团 我们在等你 |
| [16:29.38] | Okay, guys. One match, winner take all. 好吧，一次决胜负 赢的人是英雄 |
| [16:34.02] | Wait. What does the winner get? 等一下，冠军有什么奖品？ |
| [16:36.42] | -Pride. -And dignity. -骄傲 -跟自尊 |
| [16:38.69] | Okay, if you say so. 好吧，你说了算 |
| [16:41.53] | All right, ready, set, go! 好吧，就位，预备，开始 |
| [16:43.76] | -Come on! -Come on! -加油 -加油 |
| [16:53.41] | -Wow, they're both really strong. -Or equally weak. -他们都很壮 -或是一样逊 |
| [16:59.45] | Oh, God. Chandler's making his sex face. 天啊 钱德露出他的性感表情了 |
| [17:08.62] | -So you getting tired? -No. I could do this all day. -你累了吗？ -不，我可以撑一整天 |
| [17:14.09] | Yeah. Me too. 对，我也是 |
| [17:18.63] | -Getting a little tired, though. -God, I'm exhausted. -但我有点累了 -天啊，我累坏了 |
| [17:22.80] | This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona's standing right there. 我开始漏气了，好吗？ 蒙娜就站在那里 |
| [17:29.14] | She's talking to Joey! You gotta let me win! 她在跟乔伊说话 你得让我赢 |
| [17:33.48] | Let me win. My wife thinks I'm a wimp. 让我赢 我太太以为我是三脚猫 |
| [17:36.48] | At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up. 至少你还有太太 我离婚了，还搞大别人的胜子 |
| [17:43.79] | And I'm dressed as doodie. 我打扮的跟个傻瓜一样 |
| [17:47.43] | -You're Spud-nik. -Come on, who we kidding? I'm doodie. -你是波特多尼克 -少来了，我们要骗谁呢？我是傻瓜 |
| [17:53.97] | Please? She's watching. 拜托，她在看我 |
| [17:57.17] | -Fine. -Thanks. -好吧 -谢谢 |
| [18:01.04] | -Oh, no. -Oh, yeah! -不 -太棒了 |
| [18:05.18] | My hero! 我的英雄 |
| [18:07.15] | You're a weird lady. 你是个怪女人 |
| [18:13.02] | Ursula said she left her purse. 乌苏拉忘了拿皮包 |
| [18:15.82] | What a relief. It has the numbers for her prayer chain. 这真的是太好了 里面放了她祈祷团朋友的电话 |
| [18:19.79] | I'm sure it does. 是啊 |
| [18:22.26] | Guess I'll see you at the wedding. 我们婚礼上见了 |
| [18:26.80] | I don't think I'm gonna make it to the wedding. 我想我没办法 去参加婚礼 |
| [18:30.40] | I wish you all the luck in the world. 祝你们好运 |
| [18:32.97] | And I also want to give you a little piece of advice.. 我还要给你 一个小建议 |
| [18:35.88] | that I give to everyone who's getting married. 我会给每对新人 这样的建议 |
| [18:38.51] | Don't trust your wife. 别相信你的太太 |
| [18:41.42] | I think we'll be okay. 我想我们会没事的 |
| [18:43.62] | It's so perfect, and she's been saving herself for me. 它真的太完美了 她一直为我保持处子之身 |
| [18:49.89] | -I can't let you do this. She's lying. -What? -我不能让你这么做，她在说谎 -什么？ |
| [18:54.03] | She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me. 她在说谎 我想我可以证明，对不起 |
| [18:58.40] | Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain. 好吧，没有祈祷团的电话 |
| [19:01.87] | But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. 但它看起来像是 银行的平面图 |
| [19:07.54] | Here's the name tag from where she works as a waitress. 这是她在餐厅 当女服务生的名牌 |
| [19:12.71] | Not a teacher, a waitress. 她不是老师，她是女服务生 |
| [19:15.22] | Here, she always lies about this. 拿去，她总是会撒这个谎 |
| [19:18.05] | -How old did she say she was? -She told me she was 25. -她跟你说她几岁了？ -她说她25岁 |
| [19:23.02] | I almost don't want to show you. 我真的不想拿给你看 |
| [19:25.86] | Just remember, I'm a minute younger. 记住，我比她年轻一分钟 |
| [19:31.40] | I am so stupid. 我太笨了 |
| [19:34.07] | Of course she's not a teacher. 她当然不是老师 |
| [19:36.54] | There's no such thing as a "Top Secret School for the Children of Spies." 根本不会有 “超机密儿童间谍学校” |
| [19:44.14] | No, you're not stupid. 不，你不笨 |
| [19:47.21] | I'm not smart. 我不聪明 |
| [19:52.69] | I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once. 我只是很想 冲动一下 |
| [19:57.59] | -To be romantic. -Good. -找一点浪漫 -很好 |
| [19:59.69] | You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person. 你应该要冲动跟浪漫 只是你找错对象了 |
| [20:08.30] | -What? -It's weird, two people look so alike. -什么？ -那真的很奇怪，你们长得那么像 |
| [20:12.27] | And so different. 却完全不一样 |
| [20:16.38] | Eric! Let's go! 艾力克，我们走吧 |
| [20:19.98] | -Better go deal with it. -Yeah, you should. -我得去解决问题 -没错，你该那么做 |
| [20:29.59] | Hurry up! I gotta pray! 快点，我得去祷告 |
| [20:43.97] | I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying. 我得给那孩子50块 他才不哭 |
| [20:47.94] | That's not bad. 那还不赖 |
| [20:49.28] | I also had to go to a few houses as his girlfriend. 我还得当他的女朋友 陪他走一段路 |
| [20:54.41] | I am awful with children. 我真的不会应付小孩子 |
| [20:56.92] | You're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. 你跟孩子们相处的很好 只是小孩子在万圣节都会抓狂 |
| [21:01.49] | They're all greedy, hopped up on sugar. 他们贪心地 想多拿一些糖果 |
| [21:05.16] | -That's all it is? -Absolutely. -就那样？ -当然 |
| [21:07.96] | Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. 万圣节是最糟糕的 除了耶诞节跟他们的生日 |
| [21:14.84] | They get crazy during the summer too. 他们在暑假也会抓狂 |
| [21:18.17] | And any time they're hungry or sleepy. 还有他们胜子饿 跟想睡觉的时候 |
| [21:21.84] | Kids are tough. Good luck with that. 小孩子很难缠 祝你好运 |
| [21:29.02] | Look, I'm sorry you lost. 听着，我很遗憾你输了 |
| [21:32.19] | I got a secret for you. I let him win. 我得告诉你一个秘密 我放水让他赢 |
| [21:36.46] | Was that a secret, or a lie? 那是秘密还是谎话？ |
| [21:39.26] | -No, I let him.. Ross? -Yeah? -不，我让他…罗斯 -什么事？ |
| [21:41.56] | Would you tell her I let you win, please? 麻烦你告诉她 我放水让你赢 |
| [21:45.30] | Chandler "let me win." 钱德“放水让我赢” |
| [21:49.30] | No, Chandler's really strong. My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse? 不，钱德真的好壮 我的手好酸喔，护士 |
| [21:55.31] | I am strong. I'll show you. 我很强壮，我要证明给你看 |
| [21:58.68] | Chandler, please. 钱德，拜托 |
| [22:00.31] | What's the matter? Scared? 怎么了？你害怕吗？ |
| [22:03.25] | Let's go, big bunny! 来吧，大兔子 |
| [22:06.39] | One, two, three. Go! 一，二，三，开始 |
| [22:14.49] | I'm gonna kill myself! 我要去自杀 |
| [00:02.26] | Guys, guess what? What? da huo men, ni men cai zen me le? shen me? |
| [00:04.67] | We' re having a Halloween party! wo men yao ban wan sheng jie pai dui |
| [00:07.77] | Good! Great! hen hao tai bang le |
| [00:09.17] | You have to wear a costume. I can' t make it. ni men de bian zhuang wo mei ban fa can jia |
| [00:13.54] | Come on, it' ll be fun. shao lai le, yi ding hui hen hao wan de |
| [00:15.48] | I' ll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway. wo hui qu de fan zheng na tian shang ke shi wo ye yao bian zhuang |
| [00:20.72] | Tell me you' re not gonna dress like a dinosaur. gao su wo ni bu hui da ban cheng kong long |
| [00:24.42] | Not two years in a row. wo bu hui lian xu liang nian na me zuo |
| [00:28.29] | I' ll come, but I' m not dressing up. You have to. wo hui qu de, dan wo bu hui bian zhuang ni de bian zhuang cai xing |
| [00:31.93] | No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you' re not. bu, wan sheng jie tai yu chun le bian zhuang, jia zhuang ni shi ling yi ge ren |
| [00:37.90] | You' re an actor. ni shi ge yan yuan |
| [00:41.14] | Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? luo si, ni hui dai meng na lai ma? |
| [00:43.51] | I will. The girl from the wedding? wo hui de ni zai hun li shang ren shi de na ge nv hai? |
| [00:47.41] | If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model.. ru guo ta xu yao bian zhuang dian zi ta ke yi ban cheng bi ji ni mo te er |
| [00:51.78] | or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader. huo feng liu hu shi huo xing gan la la dui zhang |
| [00:55.52] | Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No! Slutty Leatherface. huo shi de zhou dian ju sha ren kuang li de pi lian bu, hai shi feng liu pi lian hao le |
| [01:02.62] | Wasn' t Joey hitting on her too? qiao yi bu ye hen xi huan ta ma? |
| [01:06.16] | That' s right, he was hitting on her. mei cuo, ta xi huan ta |
| [01:09.30] | And I got her. I guess the better man won. wo ba dao ta le wo cai zui hao de nan ren cai neng ying |
| [01:14.27] | Please don' t take her from me. bai tuo bie ba ta qiang zou |
| [01:18.47] | The One With The Halloween Party ben ji bo chu: wan sheng jie pai dui |
| [01:58.31] | Ursula! wu su la |
| [02:00.42] | Wait. It' s me, Phoebe. deng yi xia, shi wo, fei bi |
| [02:03.18] | I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye. wo hai yi wei na li you jing zi hao ba, zai jian |
| [02:06.79] | Wait a second! deng yi xia |
| [02:08.22] | So, what' s new with you? ni hai hao ma? |
| [02:10.93] | Nothing. I' m getting married next week. wo hen hao xia xing qi wo jiu yao jie hun le |
| [02:14.46] | What? shen me? |
| [02:16.23] | It' ll be a small ceremony. Just family. hun li hen jian dan wo men zhi yao qing jia ren guan li |
| [02:19.63] | His. ta de jia ren |
| [02:22.67] | Okay. hao ba |
| [02:24.34] | I' m happy for you. wo wei ni gan dao gao xing |
| [02:26.44] | Wait. If you want to come, I guess that' d be okay. deng yi xia, ru guo ni ye xiang lai de hua wo cai ying gai mei guan xi |
| [02:31.31] | Really? Sure. zhen de ma? dang ran |
| [02:32.68] | You could be my sister for the day. ni ke yi dang wo de mei mei yi tian |
| [02:35.58] | Yeah, okay. hao ba |
| [02:38.95] | My friends are having a party tonight, so you could come. wo peng you jin wan yao ban pai dui ni ke yi lai can jia |
| [02:43.96] | Maybe I could meet the guy. huo xu wo ke yi kan kan ta |
| [02:46.43] | Well, I' m supposed to work tonight. wo jin wan yao shang ban |
| [02:49.60] | I' m supposed to be working now, so who cares! wo xian zai ying gai qu shang ban shui zai hu ne? |
| [02:53.57] | It' s a costume party. So that' s why you' re.. na shi hua zhuang pai dui suo yi ni cai hui |
| [02:58.57] | No. bu |
| [03:00.18] | But thanks. dan xie xie |
| [03:08.78] | You' re supposed to wear a costume. I am. ni ying gai bian zhuang de wo you a |
| [03:11.89] | I am a woman who spent money on a dress she wants to wear.. wo ban cheng hua qian mai xin ai yang zhuang de nv ren |
| [03:16.62] | because soon she won' t fit into it. yin wei hen kuai di ta hui chuan bu xia ta |
| [03:20.46] | I' m Catwoman, who wants the dress when you' re too big for it. wo shi mao nv ru guo ni chuan bu xia ta, ke yi ba ta song gei wo |
| [03:26.03] | Trick or treat! Can I give out candy? bu gei tang jiu dao dan wo ke yi fen tang guo gei ta men ma? |
| [03:29.00] | I want to be with kids. Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts. wo xiang gen hai zi men da cheng yi pian wo huai yun hou mu xing de zhi jue dou pao chu lai le |
| [03:34.14] | Trick or treat! Just a minute! bu gei tang jiu dao dan deng yi xia |
| [03:42.98] | Look at you guys! kan kan ni men |
| [03:45.12] | Wow! You are a very scary witch. Thank you. wa, ni shi ge ke pa de wu po xie xie |
| [03:49.86] | And you are a very funny clown. Thank you. ni shi ge hao xiao de xiao chou xie xie |
| [03:53.93] | And you.. ni |
| [03:55.56] | are so in style right now. fei chang fu he xian zai de liu xing qu shi |
| [03:59.33] | I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line has got this equestrian theme. wo zai luo fu luo lan de gong si gong zuo jin nian qiu tian liu xing ma shu zhu ti |
| [04:04.87] | Did you see the cover of Vogue..? Could I just have the candy? ni kan guo shi shang za zhi de feng mian wo ke yi na tang guo ma? |
| [04:12.41] | Sure. mei wen ti |
| [04:21.96] | Catwoman. So we meet again. mao nv, wo men you jian mian le |
| [04:25.53] | So we do, Supergirl. mei cuo, nv chao ren |
| [04:28.23] | It' s me, Phoebe. wo shi fei bi |
| [04:32.57] | Monica, can I talk to you for a second? mo ni ka wo neng gen ni tan yi tan ma? |
| [04:41.41] | I appreciate the costume. xie xie ni bang wo zhao yi fu |
| [04:43.71] | You did this to him? ni bang ta zhao yi fu? |
| [04:46.18] | I thought he' d love it. wo jue de ta yi ding hui xi huan |
| [04:48.05] | He loves The Velveteen Rabbit. That rabbit was brown and white. ta xi huan mao mao tu na zhi tu zi shi zong bai xiang jian |
| [04:54.42] | It was pink, or no bunny at all. ta men zhi sheng xia fen hong se de tu zi zhuang |
| [04:56.96] | No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all! mei you tu zi zhuang ta men zong shi shuo mei you tu zi zhuang |
| [05:03.06] | You didn' t dress up either? Yes, I did. I' m Chandler. ni ye mei you bian zhuang? bu, wo you, wo ban cheng qian de |
| [05:12.44] | Dude, what happened? xiong di, fa sheng le shen me shi? |
| [05:15.14] | How is that me? wo zen me hui shi na ge yang zi? |
| [05:18.08] | I' m Chandler. wo shi qian de |
| [05:21.52] | That is so you! na zhen de hen xiang ni |
| [05:24.32] | When have I ever done that? When have I ever done that? wo shen me shi hou hui na yang? wo shen me shi hou hui na yang? |
| [05:32.43] | Trick or treat. bu gei tang jiu dao dan |
| [05:38.67] | You' re the prettiest ballerina ever. Thank you. ni shi zui piao liang de ba lei wu niang xie xie |
| [05:44.14] | That deserves another candy. wo gai zai gei ni yi ke tang guo |
| [05:46.64] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [05:50.88] | I have to say, that earns " twotwo" pieces of candy. wo de shuo wo gai zai gei ni yi xie tang guo |
| [05:54.68] | I love you! wo ai ni |
| [05:59.35] | Honey, here, take it all. tian xin, tong tong na qu ba |
| [06:06.76] | Monica? We need more candy. mo ni ka, tang guo mei le |
| [06:09.06] | There' s only been four kids. I know. gang gang zhi lai le si ge hai zi wo zhi dao |
| [06:11.87] | But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything. dan you ge hai zi shuo ta ai wo yu shi wo quan bu dou gei ta le |
| [06:15.84] | No wonder you' re pregnant. nan guai ni hui huai yun |
| [06:23.78] | What are you supposed to be? Remember the satellite, Sputnik? ni zhe ci ban cheng shen me le? hai ji de shi bo ni ke hao wei xing ma? |
| [06:30.82] | Well, I' m a potato. Or a " spud".. wo ban cheng ma ling shu huo shi" bo te duo" |
| [06:35.42] | and these are my antenna. zhe shi wo de tian xian |
| [06:38.49] | So Sputnik becomes..? suo yi shi bo ni ke bian cheng le |
| [06:45.57] | Spudnik! bo te duo ni ke |
| [06:51.07] | Wow! I don' t have the worst costume anymore. wa yuan lai wo bu shi bian zhuang zui shi bai de ren |
| [06:56.08] | All right! Ross came as doodie. hao ba, luo si shi tuan fen |
| [07:01.08] | No, I' m not doodie. No, spacedoodie. bu, wo bu shi fen dui, ni shi tai kong zhi fen |
| [07:06.45] | Okay, I' m Spudnik. hao ba, wo shi bo te duo ni ke |
| [07:09.72] | You know, like Sputnik. What' s a Sputnik, doodieman? wo zai mo fang shi bo ni ke shen me shi shi bo ni ke? sha gua |
| [07:21.84] | Hey, sweetie. hei, tian xin |
| [07:25.61] | Aren' t you gonna kiss me? Okay. ni bu wen wo ma? hao ba |
| [07:28.11] | But right after, you have to tell me who you are. dan wo wen le ni zhi hou ni de gao su wo ni shi shui |
| [07:31.88] | Ursula? Ursula' s fiance? wu su la? wu su la de wei hun fu? |
| [07:34.25] | You' re the sister. I just slapped my future sisterinlaw' s ass. ni shi ta de mei mei wo gang gang da le wo wei lai xiao yi zi de pi gu |
| [07:39.79] | Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt. ni ma ma zai zhe li ma? wo ke yi da ta de pi gu |
| [07:43.42] | My mother killed herself. See, and I knew that. wo ma zi sha si diao le kan ba, wo jiu zhi dao |
| [07:49.60] | Now I' m sweating. wo man shen da han |
| [07:51.70] | I' m sweating. Now I' m saying look at me, I' m even sweatier. I should go. wo zai liu han, kan kan wo wo man shen da han, wo gai zou le |
| [07:57.04] | No. We' ll start over. bu, wo men cong tou lai guo |
| [07:58.91] | Hi, I' m Phoebe. Eric. hai, wo shi fei bi wo shi ai li ke |
| [08:02.04] | Why are you looking at me like that? Sweat' s burning my eyes. ni wei shi me yao na yang zi kan wo? han di dao wo yan jing li le |
| [08:06.91] | Thank you. There. xie xie na qu ba |
| [08:08.55] | What are you? There' s no name for it. na shi shen me? wo bu zhi dao gai zen me shuo |
| [08:11.39] | I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy. wo yi jin zhang jiu hui man shen da han |
| [08:15.89] | No, I meant your costume. I' m a solar system. bu, wo shi zhi ni de fu zhuang wo ban cheng tai yang xi |
| [08:20.80] | My second graders helped. wo de er nian ji xue sheng bang wo bian zhuang |
| [08:23.16] | I love the second grade. Really? wo xi huan er nian ji zhen de ma? |
| [08:26.27] | It' s much better than first grade, and definitely better than third. ta bi yi nian ji hao duo le ye bi san nian ji hao |
| [08:32.27] | With all the politics and the mind games. ni ke yi wan er yu wo zha de dou zhi you xi |
| [08:36.54] | So, what do you do? I' m a masseuse, by day. ni shi zuo na yi xing de? wo bai tian shi shi an mo shi |
| [08:42.55] | You don' t have to stand with me. I' m having fun. ni bu bi pei wo wo jue de hen kai xin |
| [08:46.05] | I' m excited for you and Ursula. I feel very lucky. She' s great. wo wei ni gen wu su la gan dao gao xing wo jue de zi ji hen xing yun, ta tai bang le |
| [08:51.56] | She' s the most beautiful woman ever. Thank you. ta shi zui mei li de nv ren xie xie ni |
| [09:01.77] | Hey, Joey? Yeah? qiao yi shen me shi? |
| [09:04.07] | You read comic books, right? Exclusively. ni kan man hua shu ba? wo shi zhuan jia |
| [09:08.18] | Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl? ru guo mao nv gen nv chao ren da jia shui hui ying ne? |
| [09:11.95] | Catwoman, hands down. Yeah. dang ran shi mao nv tai bang le |
| [09:14.35] | Between you and Phoebe? I' d give Phoebe the edge. dan ni gen fei bi ma? wo du fei bi hui ying |
| [09:17.89] | What? Really? You kidding? shen me? zhen de ma? ni zai kai wan xiao ma? |
| [09:19.99] | Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she' s got a crazy temper. fei bi zai jie shang hun guo, hao ma? er qie ta sheng qi qi lai gen feng po zi yi yang |
| [09:25.73] | She' s not right behind me, is she? ta mei you zhan zai wo hou mian ba? |
| [09:28.66] | No, you' re fine. bu, ni hen an quan |
| [09:30.53] | Could I take Rachel? I' m not sure. wo neng da dao rui qiu ma? wo bu que ding |
| [09:33.67] | What? Come on, I am tough! shen me? shao lai le, wo hen xiong de |
| [09:36.37] | Punch me here, as hard as you can! yong li da wo zhe li |
| [09:39.34] | Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn' t matter. bie ji dong, ni wei shi me na me ren zhen? na bu zhong yao |
| [09:42.98] | Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up? zhen de ma? ru guo wo gao su ni luo si huo qian de neng da dao ni ne? |
| [09:48.12] | I would say, " Woman, please." wo hui shuo" bai tuo, nv ren jia" |
| [09:53.05] | Ursula' s fiance is really sweet. wu su la de wei hun fu zhen de hen shuai |
| [09:56.26] | You think you could take him? The dude with the balls on his chest? ni jue de ni neng da dao ta ma? xiong kou tie zhe qiu de na ge jia huo? |
| [09:59.63] | I think so. wo xiang ke yi |
| [10:01.30] | But what is he doing with my sister? He' s so great. dan ta gen wo jie jie zai yi qi zuo shi mo? ta zhen de tai bang le |
| [10:04.17] | He' s a teacher, he does volunteer work. ta shi lao shi ta hui zuo yi gong |
| [10:07.03] | Normally, I don' t like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up. tong chang wo bu xi huan hui liu han de nan ren dan wo yuan yi bang ta ca han |
| [10:13.91] | Oh, my God, Phoebe? What? tian a, fei bi shen me? |
| [10:16.28] | You' re getting a crush on him. No, I' m not, you are! ni zai an lian ta bu, wo cai mei you, shi ni |
| [10:21.58] | Here comes the temper. ta de pi qi lai le |
| [10:27.22] | Trick or treat. bu gei tang jiu dao dan |
| [10:28.92] | Know what? We' re out of candy. But someone went for more. ni zhi dao ma? wo men mei you tang guo le dan yi jing you ren qu mai le |
| [10:33.29] | And I' ve been giving out money, but I' m out of that too. wo gai gei hai zi men qian dan wo de qian ye dou gei guang le |
| [10:38.53] | Can I write you a check? Okay. wo ke yi kai zhang zhi piao gei ni ma? hao ba |
| [10:41.10] | Okay. What' s your name? Lelani Mayolanofavich. hao ba, ni jiao shen me ming zi? li lan ni ma you la nuo fa wei qi |
| [10:47.91] | Okay, I' m just gonna write this out to " cash." hao ba, wo hui xie shang " xian jin zhi piao" |
| [10:52.91] | Hi. Hi, Mona. hai hai, meng na |
| [10:57.52] | Joey' s gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you' d be a slutty nurse. qiao yi yi ding hui hen xing fen ta xi wang ni ban cheng feng liu hu shi |
| [11:02.46] | Actually, I' m just a nurse. shi shi shang wo zhi shi ban cheng hu shi |
| [11:06.46] | You' d think that would embarrass me, but I' m maxed out. ni yi wei wo ting le hui jue de hen diu lian dan wo yi jing diu gou lian le |
| [11:12.47] | You made it. Wait. ni lai le deng yi xia |
| [11:14.27] | You' re a potato? Well, I' m a spud..? ni shi ma ling shu? o, wo shi bo te duo |
| [11:18.81] | And the antenna.. You' re Spudnik! Yes! hai you tian xian ni shi bo te duo ni ke da dui le |
| [11:23.98] | Marry her. qu ta ba |
| [11:27.65] | Here' s a good one. Who' d win a fight between Ross and Chandler? zhe zhen de hen you qu luo si gen qian de da jia shui hui ying? |
| [11:32.49] | I can' t answer that. Chandler' s my husband. wo mei ban fa hui da qian de shi wo de lao gong |
| [11:34.86] | So Ross? Yeah. luo si hui ying? dui |
| [11:37.76] | Hey, beautiful. Hello, handsome. hei, mei nv ha luo, shuai ge |
| [11:41.16] | Oh, God. tian a |
| [11:44.27] | Look at you two. When did you guys meet? kan kan ni men liang ge ni men shen me shi hou ren shi de? |
| [11:47.64] | Two weeks ago. That' s it? liang ge xing qi qian jiu na yang? |
| [11:50.24] | I know. It sounds crazy, and I' m not impulsive, but.. wo zhi dao zhe ting qi lai hen feng kuang wo bu shi ge chong dong de ren, dan shi |
| [11:54.28] | we have so much in common. Oh, really? wo men you hen duo gong tong dian zhen de ma? |
| [11:58.58] | We' re both teachers. wo men dou shi lao shi |
| [12:02.75] | And we were both in the Peace Corps. Peace Corps, really? wo men dou can jia le he ping gong zuo tuan zhen de ma? |
| [12:08.69] | When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met. wo men zai wu l gui zuo yi gong shi zhi ju li liang ge xiao zhen yuan, que cong lai mei jian guo mian |
| [12:15.06] | Yeah. It wasn' t a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. dui, wo gang dao shi na li yi pian huang wu dan wo li kai shi na li yi jing shi ge xiao zhen le |
| [12:21.40] | Shall we get me really drunk? Sure. wo men ke yi qu he yi bei ma? mei wen ti |
| [12:29.94] | Howdy, doodie. ni hao, fen tuan |
| [12:32.88] | That' s funny, yeah. na zhen de hen you qu |
| [12:34.48] | You' re the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear. ni shi ge zui you mo de jia huo chuan zhe ni tai tai bang ni tiao de tu zi zhuang |
| [12:40.19] | Relax, man. You' re looking a little flushed. bie ji dong ni kan qi lai you dian yao hua diao le |
| [12:49.13] | Our question might get answered. What question? wo men de wen ti you jie le shen me wen ti? |
| [12:52.83] | Who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross? ni gen luo si da jia shui hui ying? |
| [12:57.07] | There' s no question. So you think Ross too? na bu shi wen ti ni ye jue de luo si hui ying? |
| [13:03.31] | You picked Ross? Ross is strong. ni xuan luo si? luo si hen qiang zhuang |
| [13:06.01] | He' s the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey. ta shi ni men san ge zhi zhong zui zhuang de qiao yi chu wai |
| [13:11.45] | I can' t believe you didn' t pick me. She' s right. I am stronger. wo bu gan xiang xin ni mei you xuan wo ta shuo de dui, wo bi ni zhuang |
| [13:16.26] | I would destroy you. wo yao hui le ni |
| [13:18.76] | Really? You think you' re stronger? Why don' t you prove it? zhen de ma? ni jue de ni bi jiao zhuang ma? ni wei shi me bu zheng ming gei da jia kan? |
| [13:24.43] | I' ll prove it like a theorem! wo yi ding hui zheng ming de |
| [13:27.30] | All right! Stop it! hao le, bie chao le |
| [13:30.54] | Stop! No one' s gonna fight. bie chao le, shui dou bu zhun da jia |
| [13:33.04] | People came to see a fight, let' s give them one! da jia lai zhe li kan ren da jia kuai da gei ta men kan ba |
| [13:38.75] | You guys could armwrestle. Listen to the slutty nurse. ni men ke yi bi wan li ting feng liu hu shi de hua |
| [13:43.68] | You' re going down. Oh, yeah? You' re going downtown! ni si ding le shi ma? ni cai si ding le |
| [13:48.46] | Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing. shuo zhen de ni men de jiao zhen tai ci tai xun le |
| [13:54.63] | Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much. a gan, ni mai dao tang guo le xie xie ni |
| [13:57.97] | You are so sweet. Really? ni zhen de shi tai bang le zhen de ma? |
| [14:01.14] | You are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world. gen ni zai yi qi de ren hui shi quan shi jie zui xing yun de nan peng you |
| [14:06.64] | Got to go. Trick or treat. wo de zou le bu gei tang jiu dao dan |
| [14:09.51] | Hi! Wow! There you go. hai, na qu ba |
| [14:13.91] | My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money. wo peng you lu yi si shuo ni hui gei qian |
| [14:18.22] | We were, but now we' ve got candy. mei cuo, dan xian zai wo men you tang guo le |
| [14:21.86] | I' d rather have the money. wo ning yuan yao qian |
| [14:25.86] | That' s not your choice. Happy Halloween! na you bu de ni lai xuan wan sheng jie kuai le |
| [14:28.86] | This isn' t fair. zhe bu gong ping |
| [14:30.36] | Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff? ni pi shang dou peng jiu neng gen bie ren yao dong xi na gong ping ma? |
| [14:33.90] | Shut up! bi zui |
| [14:36.44] | You shut up! ni cai bi zui |
| [14:39.51] | You can' t tell me to shut up. I think I just did. ni bu neng jiao wo bi zui wo xiang wo gang gang shuo le |
| [14:43.88] | And here it comes again. Shut up! wo you xiang shuo le, bi zui |
| [14:48.05] | No, I got it. I' m good. I got it. bu, wo ke yi, wo hen li hai de |
| [14:51.95] | Wait, I had one more thing to say. Right. Shut up. deng yi xia, wo hai you yi ju hua yao gao su ni dui, bi zui |
| [14:56.86] | You' re a mean old woman. ni shi ge ke pa de lao nv ren |
| [14:58.89] | Wait! Shut.. Don' t cry! deng yi xia, bi bie ku le |
| [15:00.93] | Let me get my checkbook! wo qu na zhi piao bu |
| [15:03.20] | You don' t have to do this. The strength inside you means the most. ni bu bi zhe me zuo xin di shan liang cai shi zui zhong yao de |
| [15:08.47] | You' re loyal, you' re honest and you have integrity. ni ji zhong xin you lao shi er qie ni de pin de gao gui |
| [15:13.07] | That' s the strength I want in a man. na cai shi wo yao de nan ren |
| [15:16.08] | That means nothing to me. Come on! na dui wo lai shuo hao wu yi yi, lai ba |
| [15:21.48] | Hi, liar. Hey. hai, pian zi hei |
| [15:24.62] | He' s marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true. ta hui qu ni shi yin wei ta yi wei ni shuo de hua shi zhen de |
| [15:29.96] | They could be true. But they' re not. ta men you ke neng shi zhen de dan ni zhen de zai shuo huang |
| [15:33.39] | It' s a fine line. zhen jia zhi you yi xian zhi ge |
| [15:36.00] | Why are you lying? I don' t know. ni wei shi me yao shuo huang? wo bu zhi dao |
| [15:39.00] | He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun. ta zuo le nei xie shi, wo shuo wo ye shi ta bian de hen xing fen, wo jue de hen hao wan |
| [15:44.87] | You can' t do this. You' re gonna ruin his life. ni bu neng na me zuo ni hui hui le ta de sheng huo |
| [15:47.98] | Why are you taking this so seriously? It' s just a marriage. ni wei shi me na me ren zhen? zhe zhi shi hun yin er yi |
| [15:52.58] | Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair. er qie ru guo wo bei zhe ta tou ren wo ke yi shuo na shi wai yu |
| [15:56.42] | Honey? tian xin |
| [15:57.85] | It' s a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now! zhe shi ge huai xi guan wo yao ni ma shang jie yan |
| [16:02.92] | She' s helped so many people quit. ta bang zhu hen duo ren jie yan |
| [16:06.26] | We' d better get going. wo men de zou le |
| [16:08.06] | You have a church group meeting. Right. ni hai de can jia jiao hui de ju hui dui |
| [16:15.40] | It was nice meeting you. You too. hen gao xing neng jian dao ni wo ye shi |
| [16:19.17] | And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight! wu su la wo hen gao xing jin wan neng jian dao ni |
| [16:23.38] | Come on! Bunny versus doodie. We' re waiting! kuai lai ba, tu zi da zhan fen tuan wo men zai deng ni |
| [16:29.38] | Okay, guys. One match, winner take all. hao ba, yi ci jue sheng fu ying de ren shi ying xiong |
| [16:34.02] | Wait. What does the winner get? deng yi xia, guan jun you shen me jiang pin? |
| [16:36.42] | Pride. And dignity. jiao ao gen zi zun |
| [16:38.69] | Okay, if you say so. hao ba, ni shuo le suan |
| [16:41.53] | All right, ready, set, go! hao ba, jiu wei, yu bei, kai shi |
| [16:43.76] | Come on! Come on! jia you jia you |
| [16:53.41] | Wow, they' re both really strong. Or equally weak. ta men dou hen zhuang huo shi yi yang xun |
| [16:59.45] | Oh, God. Chandler' s making his sex face. tian a qian de lou chu ta de xing gan biao qing le |
| [17:08.62] | So you getting tired? No. I could do this all day. ni lei le ma? bu, wo ke yi cheng yi zheng tian |
| [17:14.09] | Yeah. Me too. dui, wo ye shi |
| [17:18.63] | Getting a little tired, though. God, I' m exhausted. dan wo you dian lei le tian a, wo lei huai le |
| [17:22.80] | This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona' s standing right there. wo kai shi lou qi le, hao ma? meng na jiu zhan zai na li |
| [17:29.14] | She' s talking to Joey! You gotta let me win! ta zai gen qiao yi shuo hua ni de rang wo ying |
| [17:33.48] | Let me win. My wife thinks I' m a wimp. rang wo ying wo tai tai yi wei wo shi san jiao mao |
| [17:36.48] | At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up. zhi shao ni hai you tai tai wo li hun le, hai gao da bie ren de sheng zi |
| [17:43.79] | And I' m dressed as doodie. wo da ban de gen ge sha gua yi yang |
| [17:47.43] | You' re Spudnik. Come on, who we kidding? I' m doodie. ni shi bo te duo ni ke shao lai le, wo men yao pian shui ne? wo shi sha gua |
| [17:53.97] | Please? She' s watching. bai tuo, ta zai kan wo |
| [17:57.17] | Fine. Thanks. hao ba xie xie |
| [18:01.04] | Oh, no. Oh, yeah! bu tai bang le |
| [18:05.18] | My hero! wo de ying xiong |
| [18:07.15] | You' re a weird lady. ni shi ge guai nv ren |
| [18:13.02] | Ursula said she left her purse. wu su la wang le na pi bao |
| [18:15.82] | What a relief. It has the numbers for her prayer chain. zhe zhen de shi tai hao le li mian fang le ta qi dao tuan peng you de dian hua |
| [18:19.79] | I' m sure it does. shi a |
| [18:22.26] | Guess I' ll see you at the wedding. wo men hun li shang jian le |
| [18:26.80] | I don' t think I' m gonna make it to the wedding. wo xiang wo mei ban fa qu can jia hun li |
| [18:30.40] | I wish you all the luck in the world. zhu ni men hao yun |
| [18:32.97] | And I also want to give you a little piece of advice.. wo hai yao gei ni yi ge xiao jian yi |
| [18:35.88] | that I give to everyone who' s getting married. wo hui gei mei dui xin ren zhe yang de jian yi |
| [18:38.51] | Don' t trust your wife. bie xiang xin ni de tai tai |
| [18:41.42] | I think we' ll be okay. wo xiang wo men hui mei shi de |
| [18:43.62] | It' s so perfect, and she' s been saving herself for me. ta zhen de tai wan mei le ta yi zhi wei wo bao chi chu zi zhi shen |
| [18:49.89] | I can' t let you do this. She' s lying. What? wo bu neng rang ni zhe me zuo, ta zai shuo huang shen me? |
| [18:54.03] | She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me. ta zai shuo huang wo xiang wo ke yi zheng ming, dui bu qi |
| [18:58.40] | Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain. hao ba, mei you qi dao tuan de dian hua |
| [19:01.87] | But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. dan ta kan qi lai xiang shi yin hang de ping mian tu |
| [19:07.54] | Here' s the name tag from where she works as a waitress. zhe shi ta zai can ting dang nv fu wu sheng de ming pai |
| [19:12.71] | Not a teacher, a waitress. ta bu shi lao shi, ta shi nv fu wu sheng |
| [19:15.22] | Here, she always lies about this. na qu, ta zong shi hui sa zhe ge huang |
| [19:18.05] | How old did she say she was? She told me she was 25. ta gen ni shuo ta ji sui le? ta shuo ta 25 sui |
| [19:23.02] | I almost don' t want to show you. wo zhen de bu xiang na gei ni kan |
| [19:25.86] | Just remember, I' m a minute younger. ji zhu, wo bi ta nian qing yi fen zhong |
| [19:31.40] | I am so stupid. wo tai ben le |
| [19:34.07] | Of course she' s not a teacher. ta dang ran bu shi lao shi |
| [19:36.54] | There' s no such thing as a " Top Secret School for the Children of Spies." gen ben bu hui you " chao ji mi er tong jian die xue xiao" |
| [19:44.14] | No, you' re not stupid. bu, ni bu ben |
| [19:47.21] | I' m not smart. wo bu cong ming |
| [19:52.69] | I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once. wo zhi shi hen xiang chong dong yi xia |
| [19:57.59] | To be romantic. Good. zhao yi dian lang man hen hao |
| [19:59.69] | You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person. ni ying gai yao chong dong gen lang man zhi shi ni zhao cuo dui xiang le |
| [20:08.30] | What? It' s weird, two people look so alike. shen me? na zhen de hen qi guai, ni men zhang de na me xiang |
| [20:12.27] | And so different. que wan quan bu yi yang |
| [20:16.38] | Eric! Let' s go! ai li ke, wo men zou ba |
| [20:19.98] | Better go deal with it. Yeah, you should. wo de qu jie jue wen ti mei cuo, ni gai na me zuo |
| [20:29.59] | Hurry up! I gotta pray! kuai dian, wo de qu dao gao |
| [20:43.97] | I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying. wo de gei na hai zi 50 kuai ta cai bu ku |
| [20:47.94] | That' s not bad. na hai bu lai |
| [20:49.28] | I also had to go to a few houses as his girlfriend. wo hai de dang ta de nv peng you pei ta zou yi duan lu |
| [20:54.41] | I am awful with children. wo zhen de bu hui ying fu xiao hai zi |
| [20:56.92] | You' re good with kids. They' re just crazy on Halloween. ni gen hai zi men xiang chu de hen hao zhi shi xiao hai zi zai wan sheng jie dou hui zhua kuang |
| [21:01.49] | They' re all greedy, hopped up on sugar. ta men tan xin di xiang duo na yi xie tang guo |
| [21:05.16] | That' s all it is? Absolutely. jiu na yang? dang ran |
| [21:07.96] | Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. wan sheng jie shi zui zao gao de chu le ye dan jie gen ta men de sheng ri |
| [21:14.84] | They get crazy during the summer too. ta men zai shu jia ye hui zhua kuang |
| [21:18.17] | And any time they' re hungry or sleepy. hai you ta men sheng zi e gen xiang shui jiao de shi hou |
| [21:21.84] | Kids are tough. Good luck with that. xiao hai zi hen nan chan zhu ni hao yun |
| [21:29.02] | Look, I' m sorry you lost. ting zhe, wo hen yi han ni shu le |
| [21:32.19] | I got a secret for you. I let him win. wo de gao su ni yi ge mi mi wo fang shui rang ta ying |
| [21:36.46] | Was that a secret, or a lie? na shi mi mi hai shi huang hua? |
| [21:39.26] | No, I let him.. Ross? Yeah? bu, wo rang ta luo si shen me shi? |
| [21:41.56] | Would you tell her I let you win, please? ma fan ni gao su ta wo fang shui rang ni ying |
| [21:45.30] | Chandler " let me win." qian de" fang shui rang wo ying" |
| [21:49.30] | No, Chandler' s really strong. My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse? bu, qian de zhen de hao zhuang wo de shou hao suan o, hu shi |
| [21:55.31] | I am strong. I' ll show you. wo hen qiang zhuang, wo yao zheng ming gei ni kan |
| [21:58.68] | Chandler, please. qian de, bai tuo |
| [22:00.31] | What' s the matter? Scared? zen me le? ni hai pa ma? |
| [22:03.25] | Let' s go, big bunny! lai ba, da tu zi |
| [22:06.39] | One, two, three. Go! yi, er, san, kai shi |
| [22:14.49] | I' m gonna kill myself! wo yao qu zi sha |
| [00:02.26] | Guys, guess what? What? dà huǒ men, nǐ men cāi zěn me le? shén me? |
| [00:04.67] | We' re having a Halloween party! wǒ men yào bàn wàn shèng jiē pài duì |
| [00:07.77] | Good! Great! hěn hǎo tài bàng le |
| [00:09.17] | You have to wear a costume. I can' t make it. nǐ men dé biàn zhuāng wǒ méi bàn fǎ cān jiā |
| [00:13.54] | Come on, it' ll be fun. shǎo lái le, yí dìng huì hěn hǎo wán de |
| [00:15.48] | I' ll be there. I have to wear a costume to my classes that day anyway. wǒ huì qù de fǎn zhèng nà tiān shàng kè shí wǒ yě yào biàn zhuāng |
| [00:20.72] | Tell me you' re not gonna dress like a dinosaur. gào sù wǒ nǐ bú huì dǎ bàn chéng kǒng lóng |
| [00:24.42] | Not two years in a row. wǒ bú huì lián xù liǎng nián nà me zuò |
| [00:28.29] | I' ll come, but I' m not dressing up. You have to. wǒ huì qù de, dàn wǒ bú huì biàn zhuāng nǐ dé biàn zhuāng cái xíng |
| [00:31.93] | No. Halloween is stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you' re not. bù, wàn shèng jiē tài yú chǔn le biàn zhuāng, jiǎ zhuāng nǐ shì lìng yí ge rén |
| [00:37.90] | You' re an actor. nǐ shì gè yǎn yuán |
| [00:41.14] | Ross, are you gonna bring Mona? luó sī, nǐ huì dài méng nà lái ma? |
| [00:43.51] | I will. The girl from the wedding? wǒ huì de nǐ zài hūn lǐ shàng rèn shi de nà gè nǚ hái? |
| [00:47.41] | If she needs costume ideas, she could be a bikini model.. rú guǒ tā xū yào biàn zhuāng diǎn zǐ tā kě yǐ bàn chéng bǐ jī ní mó tè ér |
| [00:51.78] | or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader. huò fēng liú hù shì huò xìng gǎn lā lā duì zhǎng |
| [00:55.52] | Or Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. No! Slutty Leatherface. huò shì dé zhōu diàn jū shā rén kuáng lǐ de pí liǎn bù, hái shì fēng liú pí liǎn hǎo le |
| [01:02.62] | Wasn' t Joey hitting on her too? qiáo yī bù yě hěn xǐ huān tā ma? |
| [01:06.16] | That' s right, he was hitting on her. méi cuò, tā xǐ huān tā |
| [01:09.30] | And I got her. I guess the better man won. wǒ bǎ dào tā le wǒ cāi zuì hǎo de nán rén cái néng yíng |
| [01:14.27] | Please don' t take her from me. bài tuō bié bǎ tā qiǎng zǒu |
| [01:18.47] | The One With The Halloween Party běn jí bō chū: wàn shèng jiē pài duì |
| [01:58.31] | Ursula! wū sū lā |
| [02:00.42] | Wait. It' s me, Phoebe. děng yī xià, shì wǒ, fēi bǐ |
| [02:03.18] | I thought there was a mirror there. Okay. Bye. wǒ hái yǐ wéi nà lǐ yǒu jìng zi hǎo ba, zài jiàn |
| [02:06.79] | Wait a second! děng yī xià |
| [02:08.22] | So, what' s new with you? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [02:10.93] | Nothing. I' m getting married next week. wǒ hěn hǎo xià xīng qī wǒ jiù yào jié hūn le |
| [02:14.46] | What? shén me? |
| [02:16.23] | It' ll be a small ceremony. Just family. hūn lǐ hěn jiǎn dān wǒ men zhǐ yāo qǐng jiā rén guān lǐ |
| [02:19.63] | His. tā de jiā rén |
| [02:22.67] | Okay. hǎo ba |
| [02:24.34] | I' m happy for you. wǒ wèi nǐ gǎn dào gāo xìng |
| [02:26.44] | Wait. If you want to come, I guess that' d be okay. děng yī xià, rú guǒ nǐ yě xiǎng lái de huà wǒ cāi yīng gāi méi guān xì |
| [02:31.31] | Really? Sure. zhēn de ma? dāng rán |
| [02:32.68] | You could be my sister for the day. nǐ kě yǐ dāng wǒ de mèi mei yì tiān |
| [02:35.58] | Yeah, okay. hǎo ba |
| [02:38.95] | My friends are having a party tonight, so you could come. wǒ péng yǒu jīn wǎn yào bàn pài duì nǐ kě yǐ lái cān jiā |
| [02:43.96] | Maybe I could meet the guy. huò xǔ wǒ kě yǐ kàn kàn tā |
| [02:46.43] | Well, I' m supposed to work tonight. wǒ jīn wǎn yào shàng bān |
| [02:49.60] | I' m supposed to be working now, so who cares! wǒ xiàn zài yīng gāi qù shàng bān shuí zài hu ne? |
| [02:53.57] | It' s a costume party. So that' s why you' re.. nà shi huà zhuāng pài duì suǒ yǐ nǐ cái huì |
| [02:58.57] | No. bù |
| [03:00.18] | But thanks. dàn xiè xiè |
| [03:08.78] | You' re supposed to wear a costume. I am. nǐ yīng gāi biàn zhuāng de wǒ yǒu a |
| [03:11.89] | I am a woman who spent money on a dress she wants to wear.. wǒ bàn chéng huā qián mǎi xīn ài yáng zhuāng de nǚ rén |
| [03:16.62] | because soon she won' t fit into it. yīn wèi hěn kuài dì tā huì chuān bù xià tā |
| [03:20.46] | I' m Catwoman, who wants the dress when you' re too big for it. wǒ shì māo nǚ rú guǒ nǐ chuān bù xià tā, kě yǐ bǎ tā sòng gěi wǒ |
| [03:26.03] | Trick or treat! Can I give out candy? bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn wǒ kě yǐ fēn táng guǒ gěi tā men ma? |
| [03:29.00] | I want to be with kids. Since I got pregnant, I have maternal instincts. wǒ xiǎng gēn hái zi men dǎ chéng yī piàn wǒ huái yùn hòu mǔ xìng de zhí jué dōu pǎo chū lái le |
| [03:34.14] | Trick or treat! Just a minute! bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn děng yī xià |
| [03:42.98] | Look at you guys! kàn kàn nǐ men |
| [03:45.12] | Wow! You are a very scary witch. Thank you. wa, nǐ shì gè kě pà de wū pó xiè xiè |
| [03:49.86] | And you are a very funny clown. Thank you. nǐ shì gè hǎo xiào de xiǎo chǒu xiè xiè |
| [03:53.93] | And you.. nǐ |
| [03:55.56] | are so in style right now. fēi cháng fú hé xiàn zài de liú xíng qū shì |
| [03:59.33] | I work at Ralph Lauren. The fall line has got this equestrian theme. wǒ zài luó fū luó lán de gōng sī gōng zuò jīn nián qiū tiān liú xíng mǎ shù zhǔ tí |
| [04:04.87] | Did you see the cover of Vogue..? Could I just have the candy? nǐ kàn guò shí shàng zá zhì de fēng miàn wǒ kě yǐ ná táng guǒ ma? |
| [04:12.41] | Sure. méi wèn tí |
| [04:21.96] | Catwoman. So we meet again. māo nǚ, wǒ men yòu jiàn miàn le |
| [04:25.53] | So we do, Supergirl. méi cuò, nǚ chāo rén |
| [04:28.23] | It' s me, Phoebe. wǒ shì fēi bǐ |
| [04:32.57] | Monica, can I talk to you for a second? mó nī kǎ wǒ néng gēn nǐ tán yī tán ma? |
| [04:41.41] | I appreciate the costume. xiè xiè nǐ bāng wǒ zhǎo yī fú |
| [04:43.71] | You did this to him? nǐ bāng tā zhǎo yī fú? |
| [04:46.18] | I thought he' d love it. wǒ jué de tā yí dìng huì xǐ huān |
| [04:48.05] | He loves The Velveteen Rabbit. That rabbit was brown and white. tā xǐ huān máo máo tù nà zhǐ tù zi shì zōng bái xiàng jiān |
| [04:54.42] | It was pink, or no bunny at all. tā men zhǐ shèng xià fěn hóng sè de tù zi zhuāng |
| [04:56.96] | No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all! méi yǒu tù zi zhuāng tā men zǒng shì shuō méi yǒu tù zi zhuāng |
| [05:03.06] | You didn' t dress up either? Yes, I did. I' m Chandler. nǐ yě méi yǒu biàn zhuāng? bù, wǒ yǒu, wǒ bàn chéng qián dé |
| [05:12.44] | Dude, what happened? xiōng dì, fā shēng le shén me shì? |
| [05:15.14] | How is that me? wǒ zěn me huì shì nà gè yàng zi? |
| [05:18.08] | I' m Chandler. wǒ shì qián dé |
| [05:21.52] | That is so you! nà zhēn de hěn xiàng nǐ |
| [05:24.32] | When have I ever done that? When have I ever done that? wǒ shén me shí hòu huì nà yàng? wǒ shén me shí hòu huì nà yàng? |
| [05:32.43] | Trick or treat. bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn |
| [05:38.67] | You' re the prettiest ballerina ever. Thank you. nǐ shì zuì piào liàng de bā lěi wǔ niáng xiè xiè |
| [05:44.14] | That deserves another candy. wǒ gāi zài gěi nǐ yī kē táng guǒ |
| [05:46.64] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [05:50.88] | I have to say, that earns " twotwo" pieces of candy. wǒ dé shuō wǒ gāi zài gěi nǐ yī xiē táng guǒ |
| [05:54.68] | I love you! wǒ ài nǐ |
| [05:59.35] | Honey, here, take it all. tián xīn, tōng tōng ná qù ba |
| [06:06.76] | Monica? We need more candy. mó nī kǎ, táng guǒ méi le |
| [06:09.06] | There' s only been four kids. I know. gāng gāng zhǐ lái le sì gè hái zi wǒ zhī dào |
| [06:11.87] | But one said she loved me, so I gave her everything. dàn yǒu gè hái zi shuō tā ài wǒ yú shì wǒ quán bù dōu gěi tā le |
| [06:15.84] | No wonder you' re pregnant. nán guài nǐ huì huái yùn |
| [06:23.78] | What are you supposed to be? Remember the satellite, Sputnik? nǐ zhè cì bàn chéng shén me le? hái jì de shǐ bō ní kè hào wèi xīng ma? |
| [06:30.82] | Well, I' m a potato. Or a " spud".. wǒ bàn chéng mǎ líng shǔ huò shì" bō tè duō" |
| [06:35.42] | and these are my antenna. zhè shì wǒ de tiān xiàn |
| [06:38.49] | So Sputnik becomes..? suǒ yǐ shǐ bō ní kè biàn chéng le |
| [06:45.57] | Spudnik! bō tè duō ní kè |
| [06:51.07] | Wow! I don' t have the worst costume anymore. wa yuán lái wǒ bú shì biàn zhuāng zuì shī bài de rén |
| [06:56.08] | All right! Ross came as doodie. hǎo ba, luó sī shì tuán fèn |
| [07:01.08] | No, I' m not doodie. No, spacedoodie. bù, wǒ bú shì fèn duì, nǐ shì tài kōng zhī fèn |
| [07:06.45] | Okay, I' m Spudnik. hǎo ba, wǒ shì bō tè duō ní kè |
| [07:09.72] | You know, like Sputnik. What' s a Sputnik, doodieman? wǒ zài mó fǎng shǐ bō ní kè shén me shì shǐ bō ní kè? shǎ guā |
| [07:21.84] | Hey, sweetie. hēi, tián xīn |
| [07:25.61] | Aren' t you gonna kiss me? Okay. nǐ bù wěn wǒ ma? hǎo ba |
| [07:28.11] | But right after, you have to tell me who you are. dàn wǒ wěn le nǐ zhī hòu nǐ dé gào sù wǒ nǐ shì shuí |
| [07:31.88] | Ursula? Ursula' s fiance? wū sū lā? wū sū lā de wèi hūn fū? |
| [07:34.25] | You' re the sister. I just slapped my future sisterinlaw' s ass. nǐ shì tā de mèi mei wǒ gāng gāng dǎ le wǒ wèi lái xiǎo yí zǐ de pì gǔ |
| [07:39.79] | Is your mother here? I could slap her on the butt. nǐ mā mā zài zhè lǐ ma? wǒ kě yǐ dǎ tā de pì gǔ |
| [07:43.42] | My mother killed herself. See, and I knew that. wǒ mā zì shā sǐ diào le kàn ba, wǒ jiù zhī dào |
| [07:49.60] | Now I' m sweating. wǒ mǎn shēn dà hàn |
| [07:51.70] | I' m sweating. Now I' m saying look at me, I' m even sweatier. I should go. wǒ zài liú hàn, kàn kàn wǒ wǒ mǎn shēn dà hàn, wǒ gāi zǒu le |
| [07:57.04] | No. We' ll start over. bù, wǒ men cóng tóu lái guò |
| [07:58.91] | Hi, I' m Phoebe. Eric. hāi, wǒ shì fēi bǐ wǒ shì ài lì kè |
| [08:02.04] | Why are you looking at me like that? Sweat' s burning my eyes. nǐ wèi shí me yào nà yàng zi kàn wǒ? hàn dī dào wǒ yǎn jīng lǐ le |
| [08:06.91] | Thank you. There. xiè xiè ná qù ba |
| [08:08.55] | What are you? There' s no name for it. nà shi shén me? wǒ bù zhī dào gāi zěn me shuō |
| [08:11.39] | I get nervous, and I sweat like crazy. wǒ yī jǐn zhāng jiù huì mǎn shēn dà hàn |
| [08:15.89] | No, I meant your costume. I' m a solar system. bù, wǒ shì zhǐ nǐ de fú zhuāng wǒ bàn chéng tài yáng xì |
| [08:20.80] | My second graders helped. wǒ de èr nián jí xué shēng bāng wǒ biàn zhuāng |
| [08:23.16] | I love the second grade. Really? wǒ xǐ huān èr nián jí zhēn de ma? |
| [08:26.27] | It' s much better than first grade, and definitely better than third. tā bǐ yī nián jí hǎo duō le yě bǐ sān nián jí hǎo |
| [08:32.27] | With all the politics and the mind games. nǐ kě yǐ wán ěr yú wǒ zhà de dòu zhì yóu xì |
| [08:36.54] | So, what do you do? I' m a masseuse, by day. nǐ shì zuò nǎ yī xíng de? wǒ bái tiān shí shì àn mó shī |
| [08:42.55] | You don' t have to stand with me. I' m having fun. nǐ bù bì péi wǒ wǒ jué de hěn kāi xīn |
| [08:46.05] | I' m excited for you and Ursula. I feel very lucky. She' s great. wǒ wèi nǐ gēn wū sū lā gǎn dào gāo xìng wǒ jué de zì jǐ hěn xìng yùn, tā tài bàng le |
| [08:51.56] | She' s the most beautiful woman ever. Thank you. tā shì zuì měi lì de nǚ rén xiè xiè nǐ |
| [09:01.77] | Hey, Joey? Yeah? qiáo yī shén me shì? |
| [09:04.07] | You read comic books, right? Exclusively. nǐ kàn màn huà shū ba? wǒ shì zhuān jiā |
| [09:08.18] | Who would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl? rú guǒ māo nǚ gēn nǚ chāo rén dǎ jià shuí huì yíng ne? |
| [09:11.95] | Catwoman, hands down. Yeah. dāng rán shì māo nǚ tài bàng le |
| [09:14.35] | Between you and Phoebe? I' d give Phoebe the edge. dàn nǐ gēn fēi bǐ ma? wǒ dǔ fēi bǐ huì yíng |
| [09:17.89] | What? Really? You kidding? shén me? zhēn de ma? nǐ zài kāi wán xiào ma? |
| [09:19.99] | Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she' s got a crazy temper. fēi bǐ zài jiē shàng hùn guò, hǎo ma? ér qiě tā shēng qǐ qì lái gēn fēng pó zǐ yí yàng |
| [09:25.73] | She' s not right behind me, is she? tā méi yǒu zhàn zài wǒ hòu miàn ba? |
| [09:28.66] | No, you' re fine. bù, nǐ hěn ān quán |
| [09:30.53] | Could I take Rachel? I' m not sure. wǒ néng dǎ dǎo ruì qiū ma? wǒ bù què dìng |
| [09:33.67] | What? Come on, I am tough! shén me? shǎo lái le, wǒ hěn xiōng de |
| [09:36.37] | Punch me here, as hard as you can! yòng lì dǎ wǒ zhè lǐ |
| [09:39.34] | Relax. Why are you so serious? It doesn' t matter. bié jī dòng, nǐ wèi shí me nà me rèn zhēn? nà bù zhòng yào |
| [09:42.98] | Really? What if I told you Ross or Chandler could beat you up? zhēn de ma? rú guǒ wǒ gào sù nǐ luó sī huò qián dé néng dǎ dǎo nǐ ne? |
| [09:48.12] | I would say, " Woman, please." wǒ huì shuō" bài tuō, nǚ rén jia" |
| [09:53.05] | Ursula' s fiance is really sweet. wū sū lā de wèi hūn fū zhēn de hěn shuài |
| [09:56.26] | You think you could take him? The dude with the balls on his chest? nǐ jué de nǐ néng dǎ dǎo tā ma? xiōng kǒu tiē zhe qiú de nà gè jiā huo? |
| [09:59.63] | I think so. wǒ xiǎng kě yǐ |
| [10:01.30] | But what is he doing with my sister? He' s so great. dàn tā gēn wǒ jiě jie zài yì qǐ zuò shí mǒ? tā zhēn de tài bàng le |
| [10:04.17] | He' s a teacher, he does volunteer work. tā shì lǎo shī tā huì zuò yì gōng |
| [10:07.03] | Normally, I don' t like sweaty guys. But I could just mop him up. tōng cháng wǒ bù xǐ huān huì liú hàn de nán rén dàn wǒ yuàn yì bāng tā cā hàn |
| [10:13.91] | Oh, my God, Phoebe? What? tiān a, fēi bǐ shén me? |
| [10:16.28] | You' re getting a crush on him. No, I' m not, you are! nǐ zài àn liàn tā bù, wǒ cái méi yǒu, shì nǐ |
| [10:21.58] | Here comes the temper. tā de pí qì lái le |
| [10:27.22] | Trick or treat. bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn |
| [10:28.92] | Know what? We' re out of candy. But someone went for more. nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ men méi yǒu táng guǒ le dàn yǐ jīng yǒu rén qù mǎi le |
| [10:33.29] | And I' ve been giving out money, but I' m out of that too. wǒ gǎi gěi hái zi men qián dàn wǒ de qián yě dōu gěi guāng le |
| [10:38.53] | Can I write you a check? Okay. wǒ kě yǐ kāi zhāng zhī piào gěi nǐ ma? hǎo ba |
| [10:41.10] | Okay. What' s your name? Lelani Mayolanofavich. hǎo ba, nǐ jiào shén me míng zì? lǐ lán nī mǎ yóu lā nuò fǎ wéi qí |
| [10:47.91] | Okay, I' m just gonna write this out to " cash." hǎo ba, wǒ huì xiě shàng " xiàn jīn zhī piào" |
| [10:52.91] | Hi. Hi, Mona. hāi hāi, méng nà |
| [10:57.52] | Joey' s gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you' d be a slutty nurse. qiáo yī yí dìng huì hěn xīng fèn tā xī wàng nǐ bàn chéng fēng liú hù shì |
| [11:02.46] | Actually, I' m just a nurse. shì shí shàng wǒ zhǐ shì bàn chéng hù shì |
| [11:06.46] | You' d think that would embarrass me, but I' m maxed out. nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ tīng le huì jué de hěn diū liǎn dàn wǒ yǐ jīng diū gòu liǎn le |
| [11:12.47] | You made it. Wait. nǐ lái le děng yī xià |
| [11:14.27] | You' re a potato? Well, I' m a spud..? nǐ shì mǎ líng shǔ? ō, wǒ shì bō tè duō |
| [11:18.81] | And the antenna.. You' re Spudnik! Yes! hái yǒu tiān xiàn nǐ shì bō tè duō ní kè dá duì le |
| [11:23.98] | Marry her. qǔ tā ba |
| [11:27.65] | Here' s a good one. Who' d win a fight between Ross and Chandler? zhè zhēn de hěn yǒu qù luó sī gēn qián dé dǎ jià shuí huì yíng? |
| [11:32.49] | I can' t answer that. Chandler' s my husband. wǒ méi bàn fǎ huí dá qián dé shì wǒ de lǎo gōng |
| [11:34.86] | So Ross? Yeah. luó sī huì yíng? duì |
| [11:37.76] | Hey, beautiful. Hello, handsome. hēi, měi nǚ hā luō, shuài gē |
| [11:41.16] | Oh, God. tiān a |
| [11:44.27] | Look at you two. When did you guys meet? kàn kàn nǐ men liǎng gè nǐ men shén me shí hòu rèn shi de? |
| [11:47.64] | Two weeks ago. That' s it? liǎng gè xīng qī qián jiù nà yàng? |
| [11:50.24] | I know. It sounds crazy, and I' m not impulsive, but.. wǒ zhī dào zhè tīng qǐ lái hěn fēng kuáng wǒ bú shì gè chōng dòng de rén, dàn shì |
| [11:54.28] | we have so much in common. Oh, really? wǒ men yǒu hěn duō gòng tōng diǎn zhēn de ma? |
| [11:58.58] | We' re both teachers. wǒ men dōu shì lǎo shī |
| [12:02.75] | And we were both in the Peace Corps. Peace Corps, really? wǒ men dōu cān jiā le hé píng gōng zuò tuán zhēn de ma? |
| [12:08.69] | When we were building in Uruguay, we were two towns apart and never met. wǒ men zài wù l guī zuò yì gōng shí zhǐ jù lí liǎng gè xiǎo zhèn yuǎn, què cóng lái méi jiàn guò miàn |
| [12:15.06] | Yeah. It wasn' t a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. duì, wǒ gāng dào shí nà lǐ yī piàn huāng wú dàn wǒ lí kāi shí nà lǐ yǐ jīng shì gè xiǎo zhèn le |
| [12:21.40] | Shall we get me really drunk? Sure. wǒ men kě yǐ qù hē yī bēi ma? méi wèn tí |
| [12:29.94] | Howdy, doodie. nǐ hǎo, fèn tuán |
| [12:32.88] | That' s funny, yeah. nà zhēn de hěn yǒu qù |
| [12:34.48] | You' re the funniest man here in a bunny costume his wife made him wear. nǐ shì gè zuì yōu mò de jiā huo chuān zhe nǐ tài tài bāng nǐ tiāo de tù zi zhuāng |
| [12:40.19] | Relax, man. You' re looking a little flushed. bié jī dòng nǐ kàn qǐ lái yǒu diǎn yào huà diào le |
| [12:49.13] | Our question might get answered. What question? wǒ men de wèn tí yǒu jiě le shén me wèn tí? |
| [12:52.83] | Who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross? nǐ gēn luó sī dǎ jià shuí huì yíng? |
| [12:57.07] | There' s no question. So you think Ross too? nà bú shì wèn tí nǐ yě jué de luó sī huì yíng? |
| [13:03.31] | You picked Ross? Ross is strong. nǐ xuǎn luó sī? luó sī hěn qiáng zhuàng |
| [13:06.01] | He' s the strongest out of all three of you. Except for Joey. tā shì nǐ men sān ge zhī zhōng zuì zhuàng de qiáo yī chú wài |
| [13:11.45] | I can' t believe you didn' t pick me. She' s right. I am stronger. wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn nǐ méi yǒu xuǎn wǒ tā shuō de duì, wǒ bǐ nǐ zhuàng |
| [13:16.26] | I would destroy you. wǒ yào huǐ le nǐ |
| [13:18.76] | Really? You think you' re stronger? Why don' t you prove it? zhēn de ma? nǐ jué de nǐ bǐ jiào zhuàng ma? nǐ wèi shí me bù zhèng míng gěi dà jiā kàn? |
| [13:24.43] | I' ll prove it like a theorem! wǒ yí dìng huì zhèng míng de |
| [13:27.30] | All right! Stop it! hǎo le, bié chǎo le |
| [13:30.54] | Stop! No one' s gonna fight. bié chǎo le, shuí dōu bù zhǔn dǎ jià |
| [13:33.04] | People came to see a fight, let' s give them one! dà jiā lái zhè lǐ kàn rén dǎ jià kuài dǎ gěi tā men kàn ba |
| [13:38.75] | You guys could armwrestle. Listen to the slutty nurse. nǐ men kě yǐ bǐ wàn lì tīng fēng liú hù shì de huà |
| [13:43.68] | You' re going down. Oh, yeah? You' re going downtown! nǐ sǐ dìng le shì ma? nǐ cái sǐ dìng le |
| [13:48.46] | Seriously, guys, the trash talk is embarrassing. shuō zhēn de nǐ men de jiào zhèn tái cí tài xùn le |
| [13:54.63] | Gunther, you brought candy. Thank you so much. ā gān, nǐ mǎi dào táng guǒ le xiè xiè nǐ |
| [13:57.97] | You are so sweet. Really? nǐ zhēn de shì tài bàng le zhēn de ma? |
| [14:01.14] | You are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world. gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ de rén huì shì quán shì jiè zuì xìng yùn de nán péng yǒu |
| [14:06.64] | Got to go. Trick or treat. wǒ dé zǒu le bù gěi táng jiù dǎo dàn |
| [14:09.51] | Hi! Wow! There you go. hāi, ná qù ba |
| [14:13.91] | My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money. wǒ péng yǒu lù yì sī shuō nǐ huì gěi qián |
| [14:18.22] | We were, but now we' ve got candy. méi cuò, dàn xiàn zài wǒ men yǒu táng guǒ le |
| [14:21.86] | I' d rather have the money. wǒ nìng yuàn yào qián |
| [14:25.86] | That' s not your choice. Happy Halloween! nà yóu bù dé nǐ lái xuǎn wàn shèng jiē kuài lè |
| [14:28.86] | This isn' t fair. zhè bù gōng píng |
| [14:30.36] | Is it fair that you put on a cape and get stuff? nǐ pī shàng dǒu péng jiù néng gēn bié rén yào dōng xī nà gōng píng ma? |
| [14:33.90] | Shut up! bì zuǐ |
| [14:36.44] | You shut up! nǐ cái bì zuǐ |
| [14:39.51] | You can' t tell me to shut up. I think I just did. nǐ bù néng jiào wǒ bì zuǐ wǒ xiǎng wǒ gāng gāng shuō le |
| [14:43.88] | And here it comes again. Shut up! wǒ yòu xiǎng shuō le, bì zuǐ |
| [14:48.05] | No, I got it. I' m good. I got it. bù, wǒ kě yǐ, wǒ hěn lì hài de |
| [14:51.95] | Wait, I had one more thing to say. Right. Shut up. děng yī xià, wǒ hái yǒu yī jù huà yào gào sù nǐ duì, bì zuǐ |
| [14:56.86] | You' re a mean old woman. nǐ shì gè kě pà de lǎo nǚ rén |
| [14:58.89] | Wait! Shut.. Don' t cry! děng yī xià, bì bié kū le |
| [15:00.93] | Let me get my checkbook! wǒ qù ná zhī piào bù |
| [15:03.20] | You don' t have to do this. The strength inside you means the most. nǐ bù bì zhè me zuò xīn dì shàn liáng cái shì zuì zhòng yào de |
| [15:08.47] | You' re loyal, you' re honest and you have integrity. nǐ jì zhōng xīn yòu lǎo shí ér qiě nǐ de pǐn dé gāo guì |
| [15:13.07] | That' s the strength I want in a man. nà cái shì wǒ yào de nán rén |
| [15:16.08] | That means nothing to me. Come on! nà duì wǒ lái shuō háo wú yì yì, lái ba |
| [15:21.48] | Hi, liar. Hey. hāi, piàn zi hēi |
| [15:24.62] | He' s marrying you because he thinks the things you were saying were true. tā huì qǔ nǐ shì yīn wèi tā yǐ wéi nǐ shuō de huà shì zhēn de |
| [15:29.96] | They could be true. But they' re not. tā men yǒu kě néng shì zhēn de dàn nǐ zhēn de zài shuō huǎng |
| [15:33.39] | It' s a fine line. zhēn jiǎ zhǐ yǒu yī xiàn zhī gé |
| [15:36.00] | Why are you lying? I don' t know. nǐ wèi shí me yào shuō huǎng? wǒ bù zhī dào |
| [15:39.00] | He did this stuff, I said I did it too. He got so excited, it was fun. tā zuò le nèi xiē shì, wǒ shuō wǒ yě shì tā biàn de hěn xīng fèn, wǒ jué de hěn hǎo wán |
| [15:44.87] | You can' t do this. You' re gonna ruin his life. nǐ bù néng nà me zuò nǐ huì huǐ le tā de shēng huó |
| [15:47.98] | Why are you taking this so seriously? It' s just a marriage. nǐ wèi shí me nà me rèn zhēn? zhè zhǐ shì hūn yīn ér yǐ |
| [15:52.58] | Besides, if I cheat on him, I can call it an affair. ér qiě rú guǒ wǒ bēi zhe tā tōu rén wǒ kě yǐ shuō nà shi wài yù |
| [15:56.42] | Honey? tián xīn |
| [15:57.85] | It' s a disgusting habit, and I want you to quit now! zhè shì gè huài xí guàn wǒ yào nǐ mǎ shàng jiè yān |
| [16:02.92] | She' s helped so many people quit. tā bāng zhù hěn duō rén jiè yān |
| [16:06.26] | We' d better get going. wǒ men dé zǒu le |
| [16:08.06] | You have a church group meeting. Right. nǐ hái dé cān jiā jiào huì de jù huì duì |
| [16:15.40] | It was nice meeting you. You too. hěn gāo xīng néng jiàn dào nǐ wǒ yě shì |
| [16:19.17] | And, Ursula, it was really nice meeting you tonight! wū sū lā wǒ hěn gāo xìng jīn wǎn néng jiàn dào nǐ |
| [16:23.38] | Come on! Bunny versus doodie. We' re waiting! kuài lái ba, tù zi dà zhàn fèn tuán wǒ men zài děng nǐ |
| [16:29.38] | Okay, guys. One match, winner take all. hǎo ba, yī cì jué shèng fù yíng de rén shì yīng xióng |
| [16:34.02] | Wait. What does the winner get? děng yī xià, guàn jūn yǒu shén me jiǎng pǐn? |
| [16:36.42] | Pride. And dignity. jiāo ào gēn zì zūn |
| [16:38.69] | Okay, if you say so. hǎo ba, nǐ shuō le suàn |
| [16:41.53] | All right, ready, set, go! hǎo ba, jiù wèi, yù bèi, kāi shǐ |
| [16:43.76] | Come on! Come on! jiā yóu jiā yóu |
| [16:53.41] | Wow, they' re both really strong. Or equally weak. tā men dōu hěn zhuàng huò shì yí yàng xùn |
| [16:59.45] | Oh, God. Chandler' s making his sex face. tiān a qián dé lòu chū tā de xìng gǎn biǎo qíng le |
| [17:08.62] | So you getting tired? No. I could do this all day. nǐ lèi le ma? bù, wǒ kě yǐ chēng yī zhěng tiān |
| [17:14.09] | Yeah. Me too. duì, wǒ yě shì |
| [17:18.63] | Getting a little tired, though. God, I' m exhausted. dàn wǒ yǒu diǎn lèi le tiān a, wǒ lèi huài le |
| [17:22.80] | This is starting to look bad for me, okay? Mona' s standing right there. wǒ kāi shǐ lòu qì le, hǎo ma? méng nà jiù zhàn zài nà li |
| [17:29.14] | She' s talking to Joey! You gotta let me win! tā zài gēn qiáo yī shuō huà nǐ dé ràng wǒ yíng |
| [17:33.48] | Let me win. My wife thinks I' m a wimp. ràng wǒ yíng wǒ tài tài yǐ wéi wǒ shì sān jiǎo māo |
| [17:36.48] | At least you have a wife. I get divorces and knock people up. zhì shǎo nǐ hái yǒu tài tài wǒ lí hūn le, hái gǎo dà bié rén de shèng zǐ |
| [17:43.79] | And I' m dressed as doodie. wǒ dǎ bàn de gēn gè shǎ guā yí yàng |
| [17:47.43] | You' re Spudnik. Come on, who we kidding? I' m doodie. nǐ shì bō tè duō ní kè shǎo lái le, wǒ men yào piàn shuí ne? wǒ shì shǎ guā |
| [17:53.97] | Please? She' s watching. bài tuō, tā zài kàn wǒ |
| [17:57.17] | Fine. Thanks. hǎo ba xiè xiè |
| [18:01.04] | Oh, no. Oh, yeah! bù tài bàng le |
| [18:05.18] | My hero! wǒ de yīng xióng |
| [18:07.15] | You' re a weird lady. nǐ shì gè guài nǚ rén |
| [18:13.02] | Ursula said she left her purse. wū sū lā wàng le ná pí bāo |
| [18:15.82] | What a relief. It has the numbers for her prayer chain. zhè zhēn de shì tài hǎo le lǐ miàn fàng le tā qí dǎo tuán péng yǒu de diàn huà |
| [18:19.79] | I' m sure it does. shì a |
| [18:22.26] | Guess I' ll see you at the wedding. wǒ men hūn lǐ shàng jiàn le |
| [18:26.80] | I don' t think I' m gonna make it to the wedding. wǒ xiǎng wǒ méi bàn fǎ qù cān jiā hūn lǐ |
| [18:30.40] | I wish you all the luck in the world. zhù nǐ men hǎo yùn |
| [18:32.97] | And I also want to give you a little piece of advice.. wǒ hái yào gěi nǐ yí gè xiǎo jiàn yì |
| [18:35.88] | that I give to everyone who' s getting married. wǒ huì gěi měi duì xīn rén zhè yàng de jiàn yì |
| [18:38.51] | Don' t trust your wife. bié xiāng xìn nǐ de tài tài |
| [18:41.42] | I think we' ll be okay. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men huì méi shì de |
| [18:43.62] | It' s so perfect, and she' s been saving herself for me. tā zhēn de tài wán měi le tā yī zhí wèi wǒ bǎo chí chǔ zǐ zhī shēn |
| [18:49.89] | I can' t let you do this. She' s lying. What? wǒ bù néng ràng nǐ zhè me zuò, tā zài shuō huǎng shén me? |
| [18:54.03] | She is lying. And I bet I could prove it. Excuse me. tā zài shuō huǎng wǒ xiǎng wǒ kě yǐ zhèng míng, duì bù qǐ |
| [18:58.40] | Okay. Yeah, not a prayer chain. hǎo ba, méi yǒu qí dǎo tuán de diàn huà |
| [19:01.87] | But what looks like a detailed drawing of a bank floor plan. dàn tā kàn qǐ lái xiàng shì yín háng de píng miàn tú |
| [19:07.54] | Here' s the name tag from where she works as a waitress. zhè shì tā zài cān tīng dāng nǚ fú wù shēng de míng pái |
| [19:12.71] | Not a teacher, a waitress. tā bú shì lǎo shī, tā shì nǚ fú wù shēng |
| [19:15.22] | Here, she always lies about this. ná qù, tā zǒng shì huì sā zhè gè huǎng |
| [19:18.05] | How old did she say she was? She told me she was 25. tā gēn nǐ shuō tā jǐ suì le? tā shuō tā 25 suì |
| [19:23.02] | I almost don' t want to show you. wǒ zhēn de bù xiǎng ná gěi nǐ kàn |
| [19:25.86] | Just remember, I' m a minute younger. jì zhù, wǒ bǐ tā nián qīng yī fēn zhōng |
| [19:31.40] | I am so stupid. wǒ tài bèn le |
| [19:34.07] | Of course she' s not a teacher. tā dāng rán bú shì lǎo shī |
| [19:36.54] | There' s no such thing as a " Top Secret School for the Children of Spies." gēn běn bú huì yǒu " chāo jī mì ér tóng jiàn dié xué xiào" |
| [19:44.14] | No, you' re not stupid. bù, nǐ bù bèn |
| [19:47.21] | I' m not smart. wǒ bù cōng míng |
| [19:52.69] | I just wanted so much to be impulsive for once. wǒ zhǐ shì hěn xiǎng chōng dòng yī xià |
| [19:57.59] | To be romantic. Good. zhǎo yì diǎn làng màn hěn hǎo |
| [19:59.69] | You should be impulsive and romantic. You did it with the wrong person. nǐ yīng gāi yào chōng dòng gēn làng màn zhǐ shì nǐ zhǎo cuò duì xiàng le |
| [20:08.30] | What? It' s weird, two people look so alike. shén me? nà zhēn de hěn qí guài, nǐ men zhǎng de nà me xiàng |
| [20:12.27] | And so different. què wán quán bù yí yàng |
| [20:16.38] | Eric! Let' s go! ài lì kè, wǒ men zǒu ba |
| [20:19.98] | Better go deal with it. Yeah, you should. wǒ dé qù jiě jué wèn tí méi cuò, nǐ gāi nà me zuò |
| [20:29.59] | Hurry up! I gotta pray! kuài diǎn, wǒ dé qù dǎo gào |
| [20:43.97] | I had to give the kid 50 bucks to stop crying. wǒ dé gěi nà hái zi 50 kuài tā cái bù kū |
| [20:47.94] | That' s not bad. nà hái bù lài |
| [20:49.28] | I also had to go to a few houses as his girlfriend. wǒ hái dé dàng tā de nǚ péng yǒu péi tā zǒu yī duàn lù |
| [20:54.41] | I am awful with children. wǒ zhēn de bú huì yìng fù xiǎo hái zi |
| [20:56.92] | You' re good with kids. They' re just crazy on Halloween. nǐ gēn hái zi men xiāng chǔ de hěn hǎo zhǐ shì xiǎo hái zi zài wàn shèng jiē dōu huì zhuā kuáng |
| [21:01.49] | They' re all greedy, hopped up on sugar. tā men tān xīn dì xiǎng duō ná yī xiē táng guǒ |
| [21:05.16] | That' s all it is? Absolutely. jiù nà yàng? dāng rán |
| [21:07.96] | Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. wàn shèng jiē shì zuì zāo gāo de chú le yē dàn jié gēn tā men de shēng rì |
| [21:14.84] | They get crazy during the summer too. tā men zài shǔ jià yě huì zhuā kuáng |
| [21:18.17] | And any time they' re hungry or sleepy. hái yǒu tā men shèng zǐ è gēn xiǎng shuì jiào de shí hòu |
| [21:21.84] | Kids are tough. Good luck with that. xiǎo hái zi hěn nán chán zhù nǐ hǎo yùn |
| [21:29.02] | Look, I' m sorry you lost. tīng zhe, wǒ hěn yí hàn nǐ shū le |
| [21:32.19] | I got a secret for you. I let him win. wǒ dé gào sù nǐ yí gè mì mì wǒ fàng shuǐ ràng tā yíng |
| [21:36.46] | Was that a secret, or a lie? nà shi mì mì hái shì huǎng huà? |
| [21:39.26] | No, I let him.. Ross? Yeah? bù, wǒ ràng tā luó sī shén me shì? |
| [21:41.56] | Would you tell her I let you win, please? má fán nǐ gào sù tā wǒ fàng shuǐ ràng nǐ yíng |
| [21:45.30] | Chandler " let me win." qián dé" fàng shuǐ ràng wǒ yíng" |
| [21:49.30] | No, Chandler' s really strong. My arm is so sore. Oh, nurse? bù, qián dé zhēn de hǎo zhuàng wǒ de shǒu hǎo suān ō, hù shì |
| [21:55.31] | I am strong. I' ll show you. wǒ hěn qiáng zhuàng, wǒ yào zhèng míng gěi nǐ kàn |
| [21:58.68] | Chandler, please. qián dé, bài tuō |
| [22:00.31] | What' s the matter? Scared? zěn me le? nǐ hài pà ma? |
| [22:03.25] | Let' s go, big bunny! lái ba, dà tù zi |
| [22:06.39] | One, two, three. Go! yī, èr, sān, kāi shǐ |
| [22:14.49] | I' m gonna kill myself! wǒ yào qù zì shā |
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