| [00:01.410] | No,it's just that all the people in the world I would want to talk to are right here. |
| [00:07.280] | |
| [00:10.010] | Sucker. |
| [00:12.620] | Hello? |
| [00:13.950] | -Hey,Joey! -Hey,Phoebe. |
| [00:16.120] | I need a favor. |
| [00:17.560] | I forgot the PlN to my ATM card. Can you get it for me? |
| [00:21.130] | Sure. Where is it? |
| [00:22.630] | I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner. |
| [00:26.360] | So you're 5-6-3-9? |
| [00:28.630] | That's it! Thanks. |
| [00:31.800] | -Wanna talk to Chandler? -Let me talk to him. |
| [00:34.540] | He didn't believe in my movie... |
| [00:36.540] | ...which is a big mistake, because it is real. Real. |
| [00:41.650] | Tribbiani,get back to work. Break time's over. |
| [00:46.620] | -Who was that? -My stunt double. Yeah. |
| [00:49.290] | He's getting a little too familiar for my tastes. |
| [00:53.190] | I've tried to apologize. |
| [00:55.130] | If I can't do it on the phone, I'll go and do it in person. |
| [00:58.930] | I heard that. Can you put him on? |
| [01:01.030] | |
| [01:04.640] | Don't come out here. |
| [01:07.770] | I support you 100% and I wanna prove that to you in person. |
| [01:11.440] | I got that. I forgive you. Don't come out here. |
| [01:14.850] | You haven't taken my calls for a week. |
| [01:17.220] | I'm totally over it. Friends forever. Don't come out here. |
| [01:22.450] | Would you mind doing a picture with us? |
| [01:25.790] | -What was that? -Entertainment Tonight. |
| [01:30.800] | Good talking to you and don't come out here. |
| [01:37.140] | The One in Vegas |
| [02:24.680] | Monica? I'm sorry I'm late. |
| [02:31.620] | |
| [02:34.390] | |
| [02:36.630] | I'm so sorry. Have you been here long? |
| [02:39.260] | That's okay. |
| [02:41.570] | What the hell took you so long? |
| [02:45.970] | You can't tell Chandler. I ran into Richard. |
| [02:48.840] | -Which Richard? -The Richard. |
| [02:50.510] | Richard Simmons? Oh,my God! |
| [02:54.010] | No,my ex-boyfriend Richard. You know, the tall guy, mustache. |
| [02:58.480] | Okay, that actually makes more sense. How was it? |
| [03:02.050] | It was really nice. We talked and I had lunch with him. |
| [03:06.060] | That's weird. I dreamed you had lunch with Richard. |
| [03:09.390] | -Really? -Again, Richard Simmons. |
| [03:12.130] | Go on. |
| [03:13.360] | The strange part was he was really nice... |
| [03:16.070] | ...and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything. |
| [03:19.200] | So why can't we tell Chandler? |
| [03:21.240] | It'll freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I don't wanna spoil it. |
| [03:26.010] | I can't believe you guys have lasted a whole year! |
| [03:29.310] | Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks. |
| [03:33.890] | On a totally different bet. |
| [03:39.820] | -It's almost our anniversary! -I know. |
| [03:42.430] | One year ago today,I was just your annoying friend Chandler. |
| [03:46.530] | Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler. |
| [03:50.870] | I got you a gift. |
| [03:52.070] | -It's not till tomorrow. -I know,but you have to open it today. |
| [04:08.550] | Okay! There you go! |
| [04:10.960] | It's two tickets to Vegas! |
| [04:13.790] | Yeah! For this weekend! It'll be perfect. |
| [04:16.960] | You'll see Joey, plus,we'll start our celebration on the plane. |
| [04:21.370] | We can call it our "Plane-aversary." |
| [04:25.700] | Do we have to? |
| [04:28.640] | This is great, but Joey didn't want any of us there. |
| [04:32.210] | He doesn't want us to go to any trouble. He'll be excited when we surprise him. |
| [04:37.150] | Plus,we get to have our own "Anna-Vegas-ry"! |
| [04:42.990] | "Anna-vada-versary!" |
| [04:46.460] | I think we should see other people. |
| [04:49.260] | We can go, right? |
| [04:50.930] | Great idea. |
| [04:52.300] | I'm gonna go too! |
| [04:56.770] | Phoebe,it's kind of our anniversary. |
| [04:59.140] | You won't ditch me like you did with London. |
| [05:02.070] | Ditch you? You were pregnant |
| [05:04.080] | Great story. I'm going. |
| [05:10.750] | Listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! |
| [05:16.920] | Including me! |
| [05:19.160] | Do you wanna go? |
| [05:20.360] | I can take a couple days off work. |
| [05:22.490] | Of course you can take a couple days off, because this trip includes me! |
| [05:28.300] | I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that. |
| [05:31.770] | I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit. I waited a year for this. |
| [05:36.510] | Art lover. |
| [05:42.950] | What'd you say? |
| [05:44.750] | I said,art lover. |
| [05:47.320] | -Was that supposed to be an insult? -I don't know,I'm very tired. |
| [05:51.620] | -Rach, maybe we can fly out Saturday? -Sounds great. |
| [05:55.160] | I'll call the airlines. |
| [05:57.560] | That'll be nice to have the apartment to myself. |
| [06:01.100] | To walk around naked. |
| [06:05.100] | No,so I can be by myself. Have a little alone time. |
| [06:09.140] | Naked alone time. |
| [06:11.310] | Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked. |
| [06:15.180] | You live alone, you don't walk around naked. |
| [06:17.750] | Why does it takes me so long to answer the door? |
| [06:29.060] | So far,is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London? |
| [06:34.030] | So far, it's pretty much the same,Phoebe. |
| [06:37.370] | What about after I give you these candies? |
| [06:41.910] | I guess it's a little better now. |
| [06:45.040] | |
| [06:49.350] | I'll be back. |
| [06:53.990] | Happy Plane-aversary. |
| [06:57.220] | I love you. |
| [06:59.020] | -Can I give you your present now? -Okay! |
| [07:06.430] | Oh, don't tell me I did this. |
| [07:08.700] | I love "l forgot the present" fake-out! |
| [07:12.770] | How about "I did forget the present, forgive me" not fake-out? |
| [07:17.070] | You can give it to me when we get back. |
| [07:19.740] | This is the worst thing that could happen. |
| [07:22.350] | You decided to tell him about the Richard thing. |
| [07:29.450] | What "Richard thing"? |
| [07:31.020] | Oh,no. |
| [07:34.690] | What "Richard thing"? |
| [07:35.930] | Simmons. Go with Simmons. |
| [07:44.940] | I ran into Richard yesterday. |
| [07:47.070] | He asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. |
| [07:50.980] | I didn't tell you because you'd get mad... |
| [07:53.780] | ...and I didn't wanna spoil our anniversary. |
| [07:56.880] | I'm not mad. |
| [08:00.620] | |
| [08:02.790] | So you bumped into Richard. You grabbed a "bite." |
| [08:08.460] | No big deal. |
| [08:13.160] | Great. |
| [08:18.240] | |
| [08:21.670] | This is gonna be a real horserace. |
| [08:58.880] | Oh,look what happened. |
| [09:02.880] | Check me out. |
| [09:04.980] | I'm in my kitchen... |
| [09:07.520] | ...naked. |
| [09:09.850] | I'm picking up an orange. |
| [09:12.920] | I'm naked. |
| [09:16.690] | I'm lighting the candles. |
| [09:19.430] | Naked. And carefully. |
| [09:33.210] | Oh,my God! That's Rachel, naked! |
| [09:38.350] | I can't look at that. I am looking at this. |
| [09:41.120] | Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes. |
| [09:46.220] | Unless she wants me to be looking at that. |
| [09:50.800] | She knows I'm home. |
| [09:52.760] | She knows I can see her. |
| [09:55.900] | What kind of game is she playing? |
| [09:59.740] | I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. |
| [10:04.780] | Dr. Geller. |
| [10:06.410] | Stop it. You're being silly. |
| [10:11.250] | Or am I? |
| [10:15.820] | Love to love you baby |
| [10:20.320] | Love to love you baby |
| [10:30.230] | Love to love you baby |
| [10:33.900] | Damn it! |
| [10:49.050] | May I come in? |
| [10:51.860] | Yeah,if you want to. |
| [10:54.020] | Do you want me to? |
| [10:57.730] | Yeah,sure? |
| [10:59.130] | So do l. |
| [11:05.570] | Okay,Rach,before anything happens... |
| [11:09.310] | ...I wanna lay down a couple of ground rules. |
| [11:12.210] | This is just about tonight. |
| [11:15.180] | I won't go through with this if it'll raise the question of "us." |
| [11:21.420] | I just want this to be... |
| [11:25.990] | ...about what it is. |
| [11:32.260] | And... |
| [11:33.660] | ...what is that,Ross? |
| [11:35.670] | The physical act of love. |
| [11:39.840] | What, are you crazy? |
| [11:41.410] | So you weren't trying to entice me just now with your nakedness? |
| [11:49.210] | Oh,God. You saw me? |
| [11:55.350] | You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness? |
| [12:01.030] | You actually thought I wanted to have sex with you? |
| [12:05.230] | |
| [12:09.070] | |
| [12:12.200] | |
| [12:20.910] | Oh,wow. I'm sorry. But,Ross, you kicked off your shoes. |
| [12:26.150] | -Can we just forget this ever happened? -Of course. You're right. I'm sorry. |
| [12:31.060] | -Thank you. -Yes. |
| [12:32.860] | -I guess I'm gonna go pack. -Okay. Wait,one more thing. |
| [12:36.190] | Do we still need to settle the question of "us"? |
| [13:04.050] | Hey,you guys,wait! You guys. |
| [13:06.920] | This place is much better than London. |
| [13:09.430] | A lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this. |
| [13:12.330] | Ninety-nine cent steak and lobster dinner. 99 |
| [13:15.070] | You don't eat animals. |
| [13:16.670] | For ninety-nine cents I'd eat you. |
| [13:20.400] | I can totally settle down here. |
| [13:22.770] | It's got everything I could ever want. Including Joey! Look! |
| [13:28.080] | Look! Hey! |
| [13:29.650] | Oh,my God. |
| [13:31.780] | |
| [13:38.320] | Love your condoms,my man. |
| [13:41.260] | Why are you here? I told you not to come. |
| [13:43.890] | Why are you dressed as a gladiator? |
| [13:46.630] | Because I'm shooting a scene right now. I play a gladiator. |
| [13:52.400] | Hold on a second. Can we cut? |
| [13:55.110] | My friends are here. I'm gonna take a break. |
| [13:57.980] | Who are you talking to? |
| [14:00.980] | The director. |
| [14:02.750] | Her. |
| [14:07.150] | All right,it's not a gladiator movie. I work here. |
| [14:10.450] | Why? What happened? |
| [14:12.120] | The movie shut down. Ran out of money. |
| [14:14.430] | I'm working here till it starts up, if it ever does. |
| [14:17.930] | -I'm so sorry. -Such a drag. |
| [14:19.860] | Sorry I didn't tell you. I'm sorry. |
| [14:22.330] | Apparently there's a new policy of not sharing. |
| [14:25.670] | -I knew you weren't okay with that. -So you're a gladiator! |
| [14:30.110] | What's going on? |
| [14:31.810] | -Monica had lunch with Richard. -Dawson? |
| [14:37.280] | But that would've been so cool! |
| [14:40.180] | Her boyfriend Richard. |
| [14:41.790] | It meant nothing. After all this time, how can you not trust me? |
| [14:46.290] | When you go lunching with hunky men and don't tell me! |
| [14:51.900] | You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you. |
| [14:55.370] | Thanks. |
| [14:57.300] | -There we go. -Now I love Vegas. |
| [15:01.170] | I promise you next time I absolutely will tell you. |
| [15:07.880] | -"Next time"? -So close. |
| [15:11.580] | There won't be a next time. You cannot see him again. |
| [15:14.920] | I cannot see him? You can't tell me what to do. |
| [15:18.820] | That's funny, I think I just did. |
| [15:21.860] | If you act like this, I won't be around you. |
| [15:24.830] | -Fine. -Happy anniversary! |
| [15:26.630] | Guys,please! Come on,come on. |
| [15:29.300] | This is obviously a misunderstanding. |
| [15:31.640] | No,it is not. |
| [15:32.900] | Don't look at me. I just work here. |
| [15:41.810] | Okay, Ross? I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater. |
| [15:46.650] | Now,I'm just letting you know... |
| [15:49.490] | ...this is not an invitation to the physical act of love. |
| [15:55.460] | Yep,that's hilarious. |
| [15:58.400] | I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done. |
| [16:00.660] | You know,last night was embarrassing for you too. |
| [16:03.900] | No,not really. You've seen me naked hundreds of times. |
| [16:08.070] | But it was a first for the rest of my building. |
| [16:11.540] | That's true. But I just don't embarrass that easily. |
| [16:15.880] | What? You totally get embarrassed. |
| [16:18.220] | No,I don't. Ross,I think I'm just a more secure person than you are. |
| [16:22.950] | |
| [16:26.490] | Hey,lady! |
| [16:27.890] | I don't care how much you want it,okay? |
| [16:30.560] | I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom! |
| [16:38.770] | You know,in Roman times, this was more than just a hat. |
| [16:43.070] | |
| [16:45.640] | They would scrub the floors. |
| [16:47.910] | They'd use it to get the mud off their shoe. |
| [16:50.650] | Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty. |
| [16:53.680] | So they would stick it right |
| [16:56.350] | I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary. |
| [16:59.620] | I'll take you someplace nice. A guy tipped me $100. |
| [17:04.460] | He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won $5000. |
| [17:08.000] | Can you believe that? |
| [17:09.830] | If I won $5000,I'd join a gym. |
| [17:12.270] | Build up my upper body... |
| [17:13.940] | ...and hit Richard from behind with a stick. |
| [17:17.710] | Wait! Why don't I just do what that guy did? |
| [17:20.810] | I'll take this $100, turn it into $5000... |
| [17:23.180] | ...and I'll turn that into enough to get my movie going! |
| [17:27.450] | Good luck. |
| [17:28.950] | I don't need luck. I've thought this through. |
| [17:31.590] | I see. |
| [17:41.400] | Thanks. |
| [17:43.000] | I can't believe this. This is like the worst night ever. |
| [17:46.670] | You had a minor setback in your relationship. |
| [17:50.310] | Big deal. It's only Chandler. |
| [17:53.880] | I am so sorry. |
| [17:58.380] | This is crazy. Such a stupid argument.... |
| [18:01.790] | I don't wanna see Richard. |
| [18:03.690] | So go fix it. |
| [18:05.890] | Find Chandler. He's probably in your room. |
| [18:08.830] | Tell him sorry and you love him. |
| [18:11.230] | You're right,Phoebe. |
| [18:13.200] | -Thank you. -Sure. |
| [18:15.900] | Yeah! Las Vegas! Number one! |
| [18:29.810] | Anybody lose this? |
| [18:31.450] | Coming out. Place your bet. |
| [18:34.720] | Dice her out. |
| [18:38.560] | Yellow 11. Pay the front line! |
| [18:49.330] | So I'm on my way back to the bathroom. |
| [18:55.810] | All right, all right. Just keep walking, all right? |
| [19:08.820] | What are you? I am sorry,sir. |
| [19:10.850] | I think he just really likes you. |
| [19:19.600] | You know that teacher who had a baby with her student? |
| [19:32.910] | |
| [19:34.780] | -Can I help you? -Yes. |
| [19:36.480] | Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident. |
| [19:46.990] | -Can I change $100? -Changing $100. |
| [19:50.730] | -Good luck, sir. -Thanks. |
| [19:54.870] | That's right. |
| [20:01.170] | -Thirteen. -Hit me! 13 |
| [20:04.710] | |
| [20:09.510] | |
| [20:12.880] | You are not gonna believe this! |
| [20:15.190] | I have found my identical hand twin. |
| [20:21.990] | |
| [20:24.090] | My identical hand twin! |
| [20:27.430] | What's an identical hand twin? |
| [20:29.300] | What does it sound like? |
| [20:30.970] | It's a guy with my identical hands. |
| [20:34.300] | It was incredible. The dealer's hands were exactly like mine. |
| [20:38.280] | It was like looking at my hands in a mirror! |
| [20:42.280] | You sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror? |
| [20:46.180] | Don't you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie. |
| [20:50.520] | I'm gonna be a millionaire! |
| [20:54.460] | -How? -I don't have it all worked out yet. |
| [20:58.200] | But it's gotta mean big money. Come on, identical hands! |
| [21:03.430] | Again,I must go back to... |
| [21:05.700] | ...how? |
| [21:08.470] | This is Vegas,man. People will pay to see freaky stuff! |
| [21:14.110] | How much would you pay to see this hand... |
| [21:16.950] | |
| [21:22.450] | I can't really put a price on that. |
| [21:25.820] | Are you un-supporting me again? |
| [21:29.660] | I support you 100%. I just didn't get it right away. |
| [21:33.560] | Now I'm caught up. |
| [21:35.230] | Identical hand twins. |
| [21:37.300] | It's a million-dollar idea! |
| [21:38.940] | Right? I know. Okay. All right. |
| [21:42.610] | What's that for? |
| [21:43.770] | Well,I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break. |
| [21:53.520] | I found my identical hand twin! |
| [21:55.590] | Oh,you're so lucky! |
| [22:02.460] | So where's Monica? Did you guys make up? |
| [22:06.700] | But she just came up here. |
| [22:08.730] | That was Joey. |
| [22:10.930] | I wonder where she is? It's so weird. |
| [22:13.270] | She's probably talking to Richard. |
| [22:15.410] | Would you stop that? |
| [22:17.710] | You know what she said after her lunch with Richard? |
| [22:21.240] | She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you. |
| [22:25.420] | |
| [22:27.280] | She feels terrible. She really wants to make up. You've gotta find her. |
| [22:35.160] | Good. |
| [22:43.230] | I should really start wearing hats. |
| [23:02.120] | |
| [23:31.880] | Welcome to Las Vegas. |
| [23:35.120] | -Did you enjoy your flight? -I did. |
| [23:37.450] | Thank you very much. It was excellent. |
| [23:41.190] | -I hope you had a nice flight. -Oh,it was the best. |
| [23:50.370] | I think the check-in is that way. |
| [24:00.640] | Kids love me. |
| [24:03.780] | Hi,you guys are here! |
| [24:06.620] | What'd you do? Did you go to a costume party? |
| [24:10.290] | Let me guess. Pancho Villa. |
| [24:14.790] | And you're Bob Saget. |
| [24:19.000] | Pancho Villa? |
| [24:22.030] | What are you talking about,Phoebe? I don't |
| [24:28.170] | Oh,my God! You drew on me? |
| [24:31.040] | Hey,you wet my pants! |
| [24:34.080] | What kind of party was this? |
| [24:36.850] | I've been walking around like this? You have so crossed a line. |
| [24:41.320] | Rach,wait. The men's room is that way. |
| [24:50.590] | It's the third time she's won on a machine I was playing. |
| [24:55.100] | I bet she's one of those people. |
| [24:58.340] | |
| [25:00.600] | What? No, a lurker. |
| [25:02.840] | What's that? |
| [25:04.010] | When you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out... |
| [25:07.010] | ...a lurker waits for you to give up and then |
| [25:09.580] | Kills you? |
| [25:12.920] | They swoop in and steal your jackpot. |
| [25:17.590] | -How do you know about this? -My nana used to do it. |
| [25:21.360] | That's how she paid for my dance Karate lessons. |
| [25:24.930] | Dance karate? |
| [25:26.460] | |
| [25:29.230] | ...but beautiful sport. ... |
| [25:35.110] | -lt won't come off. -What? |
| [25:37.440] | It won't come off. |
| [25:38.780] | Oh,my God. Rach, are you sure? |
| [25:41.140] | I took it off and then I drew it back on. |
| [25:45.480] | Rach,I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sure we can get it off,okay? |
| [25:48.950] | -Just give me your pen. -Why? What are you gonna do? |
| [25:51.550] | Well,I believe I'm going to stab you repeatedly. |
| [25:55.060] | Not here. There are cameras everywhere. |
| [25:59.730] | You made it! |
| [26:00.900] | |
| [26:03.730] | Who's your friend? He's hot. |
| [26:06.900] | Thanks,man. |
| [26:08.170] | Listen,I talked to Chandler. And I'm sorry about the movie. |
| [26:12.440] | Don't be sorry. |
| [26:13.640] | I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin. |
| [26:17.750] | Your what? |
| [26:18.950] | My identical hand twin. The person whose hands are like mine. |
| [26:22.920] | -Were you looking for this person? -Not even. This thing is a gold mine. |
| [26:27.720] | |
| [26:30.560] | That won't make you any money. |
| [26:32.860] | Well,fine. |
| [26:34.460] | None of you will live with me in my hand-shaped mansion. |
| [26:39.800] | Except you. You can live in the thumb. |
| [26:44.870] | |
| [26:48.380] | I am on fire! |
| [26:49.980] | See you later. |
| [26:51.510] | What are you doing? |
| [26:53.180] | What's it look like? Going home. |
| [26:55.050] | Why? |
| [26:59.120] | Wait. Sorry,I was just playing for one second. |
| [27:03.330] | If you don't want me to see Richard again,I won't. |
| [27:06.900] | He means nothing to me. |
| [27:08.730] | Oh,come on. I was there. |
| [27:13.800] | I know he's the love of your life. |
| [27:16.870] | Not anymore. |
| [27:19.580] | |
| [27:21.480] | Really. |
| [27:26.320] | All right? |
| [27:27.920] | Let's forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary. |
| [27:33.560] | Okay, this is empty. |
| [27:35.890] | I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing. |
| [27:46.400] | Where's the other guy? |
| [27:47.840] | Which guy? |
| [27:49.340] | Tall,dark hair,hand looks exactly like this? |
| [27:52.780] | I don't know about the hands, but he went to the restroom. |
| [27:56.580] | |
| [28:03.090] | How you doing? |
| [28:05.790] | -Very busy. -Right. Okay. |
| [28:12.960] | Yes,hello. I have a question. |
| [28:16.200] | I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. |
| [28:21.200] | A beard and a mustache. |
| [28:25.980] | Thank you. |
| [28:29.380] | No,she didn't think so. |
| [28:31.710] | I know. It's like Anyway.... |
| [28:35.320] | Makeup didn't cover it, we've tried everything and nothing's worked. |
| [28:39.790] | What do we do? |
| [28:42.590] | |
| [28:48.230] | Thank you. |
| [28:50.300] | Yeah, it's not coming off. |
| [28:53.140] | What? What else did he say? |
| [28:55.170] | He said he thought I was funny. |
| [29:00.440] | |
| [29:03.680] | ...we'll have some fun and you will forget all about it. |
| [29:07.250] | There's no way I am leaving looking like this! |
| [29:10.520] | Come on,Rach. It's not that bad. |
| [29:12.860] | Ross,I am a human doodle! |
| [29:16.330] | Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you can't have fun. |
| [29:20.830] | Besides,no one will even look at you. |
| [29:23.270] | This is Vegas. Hello? There are tons of other freaks here. |
| [29:28.640] | There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. |
| [29:33.980] | Come on. No one will notice. I swear. |
| [29:43.820] | There was some staring and pointing. |
| [29:48.560] | I need a drink. |
| [29:50.490] | They really overcharge you for that stuff. |
| [29:54.960] | But who cares, because it's all on me. |
| [30:02.540] | That is one big drink. |
| [30:06.080] | Macadamia nut? |
| [30:08.480] | Wow! That's some pricey nut. |
| [30:13.350] | Really like those macadamia nuts? |
| [30:16.090] | Nope. |
| [30:31.400] | Get out of here, you lurker! |
| [30:33.800] | Go on,get! |
| [30:38.710] | You made up. |
| [30:40.710] | I couldn't be mad at him for too long. |
| [30:42.950] | She couldn't live without the "Chand love." |
| [30:49.120] | Get a room. |
| [30:51.450] | -We have one. -Use it. |
| [30:55.830] | Bye,Chandler. Bye,Mon. |
| [31:05.700] | Phoebe,Phoebe. Please pick up a house phone. |
| [31:09.470] | You have a call from Chandler and Mon. |
| [31:15.280] | |
| [31:24.150] | You dirty lurker! |
| [31:27.520] | I'm sorry,you are the same old lady,right? Yeah. Dirty lurker! |
| [31:37.900] | That's right. Take good care of those babies. |
| [31:41.240] | Excuse me? |
| [31:42.440] | It's me. Joey. |
| [31:43.640] | Do I know you? |
| [31:46.180] | Joey? |
| [31:51.080] | Yeah, the hand guy. |
| [31:53.620] | So, what are we gonna do about this hand twin thing? |
| [31:58.150] | Nothing. |
| [32:00.320] | Look,you and I have been given a gift. |
| [32:03.630] | We have to do something with it. Like hand modeling. Or magic. |
| [32:07.760] | And you know NASA's gonna want to talk to us. |
| [32:12.140] | I have to get back to work. |
| [32:14.500] | We can have our own show. |
| [32:16.310] | We can clap our hands together. People will love it! |
| [32:21.510] | And I wrote a song for us. |
| [32:23.780] | This hand is your hand |
| [32:27.450] | This hand is my hand |
| [32:30.390] | Oh,wait,that's your hand |
| [32:34.620] | No,wait,it's my hand |
| [32:39.530] | -That's okay. -But you haven't even heard the chorus! |
| [32:45.740] | Oh,my God. |
| [32:47.340] | I look like my great-aunt Muriel. |
| [32:50.570] | All right,you know what? |
| [32:52.310] | We don't have to go downstairs. |
| [32:54.580] | We can bring Vegas up to us. |
| [32:57.480] | All right,come on. |
| [32:58.920] | We'll play some blackjack. Here we go. |
| [33:02.250] | -Thirteen. -Hit me. 13 |
| [33:04.150] | Twenty-three. 23， |
| [33:07.490] | Which is what we play to at this casino! |
| [33:12.830] | You win 10 dollars! |
| [33:14.600] | -I bet 20. -Right. |
| [33:22.000] | A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! |
| [33:27.410] | I've never seen a roll like this! |
| [33:29.750] | That's right, baby! |
| [33:31.180] | What do I want now? |
| [33:34.280] | Eight? |
| [33:35.950] | -Six. -Pick a number! That is your only job. |
| [33:40.190] | -Eight. -Thank you. |
| [33:41.590] | If you get this, we buy everybody a steak dinner. |
| [33:47.730] | Eight it is. 8 |
| [33:50.470] | We're not buying steak dinners,are we? |
| [33:52.640] | -No. -Okay,good. |
| [33:55.710] | -What do I want now? -Try a hard eight. |
| [33:58.070] | -What? -Two fours. |
| [34:00.980] | Eight! 8 |
| [34:03.280] | Don't you let her go. You're a lucky guy. |
| [34:06.480] | Thank you,Mr. Drunken Gambler. |
| [34:09.490] | You get this and we get the biggest suite in the place. |
| [34:16.890] | We get the biggest suite in the place. |
| [34:19.330] | The biggest suite in the place! |
| [34:21.300] | Come on! |
| [34:24.300] | I love you! I can't remember why we fought. |
| [34:26.970] | Because I had lunch with Rich |
| [34:29.140] | Me neither! |
| [34:31.140] | -What now? -Another hard eight. |
| [34:33.410] | Hard eight? Let's call it easy eight! |
| [34:35.850] | I'll tell you what. You roll another hard eight... |
| [34:39.850] | ...and we get married here tonight. |
| [34:45.090] | |
| [34:47.360] | Shut up! |
| [34:51.430] | It just got interesting! |
| [34:57.270] | What did you say? |
| [34:58.940] | You roll another hard eight, we get married tonight. |
| [35:02.810] | You serious? |
| [35:04.270] | Yes. I love you. |
| [35:05.940] | I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
| [35:09.610] | I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
| [35:12.520] | So if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it. |
| [35:16.550] | What do you say? |
| [35:18.850] | Okay. |
| [35:20.960] | |
| [35:26.200] | That's a four. |
| [35:27.500] | -And where's the other one? -Under the table. |
| [35:31.030] | Nobody move! You look that way,I look this way. |
| [35:38.980] | Here it is,here it is. |
| [35:42.180] | |
| [35:46.650] | It's your call. |
| [35:51.650] | |
| [35:56.730] | I think so too. |
| [36:25.250] | Oh, well, lost again. |
| [36:32.130] | That's it. You and me. Outside! |
| [36:34.630] | I wouldn't want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair! |
| [36:43.370] | Be cool. |
| [36:48.410] | Okay, your lurking days are over. |
| [36:50.710] | |
| [36:51.950] | Everyone you lurk, I'll lurk first. |
| [36:54.650] | You move on, I'll be one step ahead of you... |
| [36:57.620] | ...every single time. |
| [36:59.090] | And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day... |
| [37:02.960] | ...till Monday... |
| [37:04.830] | ...because that's when I go home. |
| [37:07.900] | When do you leave? |
| [37:09.100] | Also Monday. |
| [37:10.800] | What time? Maybe we can share a cab. |
| [37:15.570] | Hit me. |
| [37:17.440] | Hit me. |
| [37:19.740] | |
| [37:21.910] | |
| [37:24.110] | |
| [37:26.480] | |
| [37:28.980] | We need more cards. |
| [37:31.920] | Yeah. And we also need more drinks. Hold on a second. |
| [37:37.330] | |
| [37:38.930] | Hello,Vegas? |
| [37:42.300] | We would like more alcohol. |
| [37:44.170] | You know what else? We would like some more beers. |
| [37:49.870] | Oh,I forgot to dial. |
| [37:55.950] | That must be our alcohol and beers. |
| [38:03.820] | It's Joey! I love Joey! |
| [38:06.220] | Oh,I love Joey! |
| [38:08.020] | Joey lives with a duck. |
| [38:09.560] | |
| [38:12.030] | Look,I need some help, okay? |
| [38:14.200] | Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate. |
| [38:17.530] | I'll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man. |
| [38:27.310] | Are you okay? |
| [38:31.880] | Yeah. Fine. Thanks. |
| [38:36.990] | Hey, Rach? |
| [38:38.690] | How you doing? |
| [38:43.030] | I'm doing good, baby. How you doing? |
| [38:47.660] | Don't let her drink anymore. |
| [38:53.340] | Here's that macadamia nut. |
| [38:59.210] | No,something else. |
| [39:06.920] | So, what do you wanna do now? |
| [39:09.020] | I wanna get out of the room. |
| [39:13.020] | I really miss downstairs. |
| [39:16.930] | Okay,you know what? There is only one way I am leaving this hotel room. |
| [39:23.370] | Well,hello! |
| [39:26.200] | I'm Ross. |
| [39:28.440] | -Good luck to you. -Sir, you've got a little something.... |
| [39:37.610] | Hello. |
| [39:39.880] | |
| [40:07.580] | I won! |
| [40:09.080] | I won! I finally won! |
| [40:11.010] | I won! That was my quarter! |
| [40:12.950] | Take a hike, toots. |
| [40:16.620] | Excuse me, sir. |
| [40:18.190] | This lady played my quarter. This is my money. |
| [40:21.090] | Is that true, miss? |
| [40:23.930] | Sells drugs to kids. |
| [40:25.730] | |
| [40:27.800] | She sells drugs to kids. |
| [40:31.030] | It was my quarter. |
| [40:33.200] | Was it her quarter? |
| [40:35.170] | How about we talk about this over dinner? |
| [40:38.040] | -Okay, lady, you're out of here. -No,you can't arrest me! |
| [40:42.010] | I won't go back to that hellhole! |
| [40:45.850] | I'm just taking you outside. |
| [40:48.720] | |
| [40:54.160] | I need something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. |
| [41:00.160] | Here's something blue and new. |
| [41:02.670] | You are so efficient. I love you. |
| [41:05.530] | -Let's go. -No,wait! |
| [41:07.040] | We need something old. |
| [41:08.800] | I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve. |
| [41:14.510] | |
| [41:16.080] | I don't think so. |
| [41:19.550] | Now something borrowed. |
| [41:22.590] | Here, just take this. |
| [41:25.390] | That's stealing. |
| [41:26.720] | We'll bring it back. Put it under your dress. |
| [41:40.600] | Okay. One thing at a time. |
| [41:56.750] | -Are you gonna play? -No,I don't really have any money. |
| [42:01.260] | Not yet,anyway. |
| [42:05.460] | Can't sit here if you don't play. |
| [42:22.910] | My name is Regina Falangie. |
| [42:27.480] | I'm a businesswoman in town on business. |
| [42:30.350] | Would you like to see my card? |
| [42:32.350] | What did I do with my Filofax? |
| [42:34.360] | I must've left it in Conference Room B. |
| [42:37.690] | -Fourteen. -Hit me. 14 |
| [42:40.160] | Oh,my God. |
| [42:41.400] | May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands? |
| [42:47.270] | They're identical. |
| [42:48.840] | I've never seen that in the business world. |
| [42:53.210] | Stop it. |
| [42:55.880] | Miss Falangie,may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table? |
| [43:00.880] | Please stop it. |
| [43:04.250] | Wouldn't you pay good money to see identical hands... |
| [43:07.560] | ...showcased in some type of an entertainment venue? |
| [43:12.090] | If you leave now,I will chop off my hand and give it to you! |
| [43:18.970] | Didn't I just throw you out? |
| [43:21.240] | No, you threw out Phoebe. |
| [43:23.310] | I'm Regina Falangie. Falangie. |
| [43:26.710] | Come on, lady. |
| [43:28.710] | Please take him too. |
| [43:30.250] | Me? Oh, come on, man. |
| [43:33.120] | Come on, buddy. |
| [43:35.250] | Don't let him do this. Come on! |
| [43:37.790] | I'm your hand twin! |
| [43:44.630] | Hello. One marriage,please. |
| [43:47.130] | We want to get married. |
| [43:48.730] | There's a service in progress. Have a seat. |
| [43:51.900] | All right. |
| [44:02.110] | What are you doing? |
| [44:03.410] | The "Wedding March." Does that freak you out? |
| [44:06.320] | No, it's the graduation song. |
| [44:14.520] | This is it. We're gonna get married. |
| [44:17.590] | You sure you wanna do this? |
| [44:24.830] | Hello, Mrs. Ross! |
| [44:27.340] | Well,hello, Mr. Rachel! |
| [44:32.610] | Wait. Okay. |
| [00:01.410] | No, it' s just that all the people in the world I would want to talk to are right here. |
| [00:07.280] | |
| [00:10.010] | Sucker. |
| [00:12.620] | Hello? |
| [00:13.950] | Hey, Joey! Hey, Phoebe. |
| [00:16.120] | I need a favor. |
| [00:17.560] | I forgot the PlN to my ATM card. Can you get it for me? |
| [00:21.130] | Sure. Where is it? |
| [00:22.630] | I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner. |
| [00:26.360] | So you' re 5639? |
| [00:28.630] | That' s it! Thanks. |
| [00:31.800] | Wanna talk to Chandler? Let me talk to him. |
| [00:34.540] | He didn' t believe in my movie... |
| [00:36.540] | ... which is a big mistake, because it is real. Real. |
| [00:41.650] | Tribbiani, get back to work. Break time' s over. |
| [00:46.620] | Who was that? My stunt double. Yeah. |
| [00:49.290] | He' s getting a little too familiar for my tastes. |
| [00:53.190] | I' ve tried to apologize. |
| [00:55.130] | If I can' t do it on the phone, I' ll go and do it in person. |
| [00:58.930] | I heard that. Can you put him on? |
| [01:01.030] | |
| [01:04.640] | Don' t come out here. |
| [01:07.770] | I support you 100 and I wanna prove that to you in person. |
| [01:11.440] | I got that. I forgive you. Don' t come out here. |
| [01:14.850] | You haven' t taken my calls for a week. |
| [01:17.220] | I' m totally over it. Friends forever. Don' t come out here. |
| [01:22.450] | Would you mind doing a picture with us? |
| [01:25.790] | What was that? Entertainment Tonight. |
| [01:30.800] | Good talking to you and don' t come out here. |
| [01:37.140] | The One in Vegas |
| [02:24.680] | Monica? I' m sorry I' m late. |
| [02:31.620] | |
| [02:34.390] | |
| [02:36.630] | I' m so sorry. Have you been here long? |
| [02:39.260] | That' s okay. |
| [02:41.570] | What the hell took you so long? |
| [02:45.970] | You can' t tell Chandler. I ran into Richard. |
| [02:48.840] | Which Richard? The Richard. |
| [02:50.510] | Richard Simmons? Oh, my God! |
| [02:54.010] | No, my exboyfriend Richard. You know, the tall guy, mustache. |
| [02:58.480] | Okay, that actually makes more sense. How was it? |
| [03:02.050] | It was really nice. We talked and I had lunch with him. |
| [03:06.060] | That' s weird. I dreamed you had lunch with Richard. |
| [03:09.390] | Really? Again, Richard Simmons. |
| [03:12.130] | Go on. |
| [03:13.360] | The strange part was he was really nice... |
| [03:16.070] | ... and he looks great, but I didn' t feel anything. |
| [03:19.200] | So why can' t we tell Chandler? |
| [03:21.240] | It' ll freak him out and tomorrow' s our anniversary. I don' t wanna spoil it. |
| [03:26.010] | I can' t believe you guys have lasted a whole year! |
| [03:29.310] | Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks. |
| [03:33.890] | On a totally different bet. |
| [03:39.820] | It' s almost our anniversary! I know. |
| [03:42.430] | One year ago today, I was just your annoying friend Chandler. |
| [03:46.530] | Now you' re just my annoying friend Chandler. |
| [03:50.870] | I got you a gift. |
| [03:52.070] | It' s not till tomorrow. I know, but you have to open it today. |
| [04:08.550] | Okay! There you go! |
| [04:10.960] | It' s two tickets to Vegas! |
| [04:13.790] | Yeah! For this weekend! It' ll be perfect. |
| [04:16.960] | You' ll see Joey, plus, we' ll start our celebration on the plane. |
| [04:21.370] | We can call it our " Planeaversary." |
| [04:25.700] | Do we have to? |
| [04:28.640] | This is great, but Joey didn' t want any of us there. |
| [04:32.210] | He doesn' t want us to go to any trouble. He' ll be excited when we surprise him. |
| [04:37.150] | Plus, we get to have our own " AnnaVegasry"! |
| [04:42.990] | " Annavadaversary!" |
| [04:46.460] | I think we should see other people. |
| [04:49.260] | We can go, right? |
| [04:50.930] | Great idea. |
| [04:52.300] | I' m gonna go too! |
| [04:56.770] | Phoebe, it' s kind of our anniversary. |
| [04:59.140] | You won' t ditch me like you did with London. |
| [05:02.070] | Ditch you? You were pregnant |
| [05:04.080] | Great story. I' m going. |
| [05:10.750] | Listen, this weekend we' re all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! |
| [05:16.920] | Including me! |
| [05:19.160] | Do you wanna go? |
| [05:20.360] | I can take a couple days off work. |
| [05:22.490] | Of course you can take a couple days off, because this trip includes me! |
| [05:28.300] | I' ve got a presentation tomorrow. I can' t miss that. |
| [05:31.770] | I' ve got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit. I waited a year for this. |
| [05:36.510] | Art lover. |
| [05:42.950] | What' d you say? |
| [05:44.750] | I said, art lover. |
| [05:47.320] | Was that supposed to be an insult? I don' t know, I' m very tired. |
| [05:51.620] | Rach, maybe we can fly out Saturday? Sounds great. |
| [05:55.160] | I' ll call the airlines. |
| [05:57.560] | That' ll be nice to have the apartment to myself. |
| [06:01.100] | To walk around naked. |
| [06:05.100] | No, so I can be by myself. Have a little alone time. |
| [06:09.140] | Naked alone time. |
| [06:11.310] | Just because I' m alone doesn' t mean I wanna walk around naked. |
| [06:15.180] | You live alone, you don' t walk around naked. |
| [06:17.750] | Why does it takes me so long to answer the door? |
| [06:29.060] | So far, is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London? |
| [06:34.030] | So far, it' s pretty much the same, Phoebe. |
| [06:37.370] | What about after I give you these candies? |
| [06:41.910] | I guess it' s a little better now. |
| [06:45.040] | |
| [06:49.350] | I' ll be back. |
| [06:53.990] | Happy Planeaversary. |
| [06:57.220] | I love you. |
| [06:59.020] | Can I give you your present now? Okay! |
| [07:06.430] | Oh, don' t tell me I did this. |
| [07:08.700] | I love " l forgot the present" fakeout! |
| [07:12.770] | How about " I did forget the present, forgive me" not fakeout? |
| [07:17.070] | You can give it to me when we get back. |
| [07:19.740] | This is the worst thing that could happen. |
| [07:22.350] | You decided to tell him about the Richard thing. |
| [07:29.450] | What " Richard thing"? |
| [07:31.020] | Oh, no. |
| [07:34.690] | What " Richard thing"? |
| [07:35.930] | Simmons. Go with Simmons. |
| [07:44.940] | I ran into Richard yesterday. |
| [07:47.070] | He asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. |
| [07:50.980] | I didn' t tell you because you' d get mad... |
| [07:53.780] | ... and I didn' t wanna spoil our anniversary. |
| [07:56.880] | I' m not mad. |
| [08:00.620] | |
| [08:02.790] | So you bumped into Richard. You grabbed a " bite." |
| [08:08.460] | No big deal. |
| [08:13.160] | Great. |
| [08:18.240] | |
| [08:21.670] | This is gonna be a real horserace. |
| [08:58.880] | Oh, look what happened. |
| [09:02.880] | Check me out. |
| [09:04.980] | I' m in my kitchen... |
| [09:07.520] | ... naked. |
| [09:09.850] | I' m picking up an orange. |
| [09:12.920] | I' m naked. |
| [09:16.690] | I' m lighting the candles. |
| [09:19.430] | Naked. And carefully. |
| [09:33.210] | Oh, my God! That' s Rachel, naked! |
| [09:38.350] | I can' t look at that. I am looking at this. |
| [09:41.120] | Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes. |
| [09:46.220] | Unless she wants me to be looking at that. |
| [09:50.800] | She knows I' m home. |
| [09:52.760] | She knows I can see her. |
| [09:55.900] | What kind of game is she playing? |
| [09:59.740] | I think maybe someone' s lonely tonight. |
| [10:04.780] | Dr. Geller. |
| [10:06.410] | Stop it. You' re being silly. |
| [10:11.250] | Or am I? |
| [10:15.820] | Love to love you baby |
| [10:20.320] | Love to love you baby |
| [10:30.230] | Love to love you baby |
| [10:33.900] | Damn it! |
| [10:49.050] | May I come in? |
| [10:51.860] | Yeah, if you want to. |
| [10:54.020] | Do you want me to? |
| [10:57.730] | Yeah, sure? |
| [10:59.130] | So do l. |
| [11:05.570] | Okay, Rach, before anything happens... |
| [11:09.310] | ... I wanna lay down a couple of ground rules. |
| [11:12.210] | This is just about tonight. |
| [11:15.180] | I won' t go through with this if it' ll raise the question of " us." |
| [11:21.420] | I just want this to be... |
| [11:25.990] | ... about what it is. |
| [11:32.260] | And... |
| [11:33.660] | ... what is that, Ross? |
| [11:35.670] | The physical act of love. |
| [11:39.840] | What, are you crazy? |
| [11:41.410] | So you weren' t trying to entice me just now with your nakedness? |
| [11:49.210] | Oh, God. You saw me? |
| [11:55.350] | You weren' t trying to entice me with your nakedness? |
| [12:01.030] | You actually thought I wanted to have sex with you? |
| [12:05.230] | |
| [12:09.070] | |
| [12:12.200] | |
| [12:20.910] | Oh, wow. I' m sorry. But, Ross, you kicked off your shoes. |
| [12:26.150] | Can we just forget this ever happened? Of course. You' re right. I' m sorry. |
| [12:31.060] | Thank you. Yes. |
| [12:32.860] | I guess I' m gonna go pack. Okay. Wait, one more thing. |
| [12:36.190] | Do we still need to settle the question of " us"? |
| [13:04.050] | Hey, you guys, wait! You guys. |
| [13:06.920] | This place is much better than London. |
| [13:09.430] | A lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this. |
| [13:12.330] | Ninetynine cent steak and lobster dinner. 99 |
| [13:15.070] | You don' t eat animals. |
| [13:16.670] | For ninetynine cents I' d eat you. |
| [13:20.400] | I can totally settle down here. |
| [13:22.770] | It' s got everything I could ever want. Including Joey! Look! |
| [13:28.080] | Look! Hey! |
| [13:29.650] | Oh, my God. |
| [13:31.780] | |
| [13:38.320] | Love your condoms, my man. |
| [13:41.260] | Why are you here? I told you not to come. |
| [13:43.890] | Why are you dressed as a gladiator? |
| [13:46.630] | Because I' m shooting a scene right now. I play a gladiator. |
| [13:52.400] | Hold on a second. Can we cut? |
| [13:55.110] | My friends are here. I' m gonna take a break. |
| [13:57.980] | Who are you talking to? |
| [14:00.980] | The director. |
| [14:02.750] | Her. |
| [14:07.150] | All right, it' s not a gladiator movie. I work here. |
| [14:10.450] | Why? What happened? |
| [14:12.120] | The movie shut down. Ran out of money. |
| [14:14.430] | I' m working here till it starts up, if it ever does. |
| [14:17.930] | I' m so sorry. Such a drag. |
| [14:19.860] | Sorry I didn' t tell you. I' m sorry. |
| [14:22.330] | Apparently there' s a new policy of not sharing. |
| [14:25.670] | I knew you weren' t okay with that. So you' re a gladiator! |
| [14:30.110] | What' s going on? |
| [14:31.810] | Monica had lunch with Richard. Dawson? |
| [14:37.280] | But that would' ve been so cool! |
| [14:40.180] | Her boyfriend Richard. |
| [14:41.790] | It meant nothing. After all this time, how can you not trust me? |
| [14:46.290] | When you go lunching with hunky men and don' t tell me! |
| [14:51.900] | You' re right. I' m sorry. I should' ve told you. |
| [14:55.370] | Thanks. |
| [14:57.300] | There we go. Now I love Vegas. |
| [15:01.170] | I promise you next time I absolutely will tell you. |
| [15:07.880] | " Next time"? So close. |
| [15:11.580] | There won' t be a next time. You cannot see him again. |
| [15:14.920] | I cannot see him? You can' t tell me what to do. |
| [15:18.820] | That' s funny, I think I just did. |
| [15:21.860] | If you act like this, I won' t be around you. |
| [15:24.830] | Fine. Happy anniversary! |
| [15:26.630] | Guys, please! Come on, come on. |
| [15:29.300] | This is obviously a misunderstanding. |
| [15:31.640] | No, it is not. |
| [15:32.900] | Don' t look at me. I just work here. |
| [15:41.810] | Okay, Ross? I' m a little warm, so I' m gonna be taking off my sweater. |
| [15:46.650] | Now, I' m just letting you know... |
| [15:49.490] | ... this is not an invitation to the physical act of love. |
| [15:55.460] | Yep, that' s hilarious. |
| [15:58.400] | I' m sorry. I' m done. I' m done. |
| [16:00.660] | You know, last night was embarrassing for you too. |
| [16:03.900] | No, not really. You' ve seen me naked hundreds of times. |
| [16:08.070] | But it was a first for the rest of my building. |
| [16:11.540] | That' s true. But I just don' t embarrass that easily. |
| [16:15.880] | What? You totally get embarrassed. |
| [16:18.220] | No, I don' t. Ross, I think I' m just a more secure person than you are. |
| [16:22.950] | |
| [16:26.490] | Hey, lady! |
| [16:27.890] | I don' t care how much you want it, okay? |
| [16:30.560] | I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom! |
| [16:38.770] | You know, in Roman times, this was more than just a hat. |
| [16:43.070] | |
| [16:45.640] | They would scrub the floors. |
| [16:47.910] | They' d use it to get the mud off their shoe. |
| [16:50.650] | Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty. |
| [16:53.680] | So they would stick it right |
| [16:56.350] | I can' t believe this is how I' m spending my anniversary. |
| [16:59.620] | I' ll take you someplace nice. A guy tipped me 100. |
| [17:04.460] | He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won 5000. |
| [17:08.000] | Can you believe that? |
| [17:09.830] | If I won 5000, I' d join a gym. |
| [17:12.270] | Build up my upper body... |
| [17:13.940] | ... and hit Richard from behind with a stick. |
| [17:17.710] | Wait! Why don' t I just do what that guy did? |
| [17:20.810] | I' ll take this 100, turn it into 5000... |
| [17:23.180] | ... and I' ll turn that into enough to get my movie going! |
| [17:27.450] | Good luck. |
| [17:28.950] | I don' t need luck. I' ve thought this through. |
| [17:31.590] | I see. |
| [17:41.400] | Thanks. |
| [17:43.000] | I can' t believe this. This is like the worst night ever. |
| [17:46.670] | You had a minor setback in your relationship. |
| [17:50.310] | Big deal. It' s only Chandler. |
| [17:53.880] | I am so sorry. |
| [17:58.380] | This is crazy. Such a stupid argument.... |
| [18:01.790] | I don' t wanna see Richard. |
| [18:03.690] | So go fix it. |
| [18:05.890] | Find Chandler. He' s probably in your room. |
| [18:08.830] | Tell him sorry and you love him. |
| [18:11.230] | You' re right, Phoebe. |
| [18:13.200] | Thank you. Sure. |
| [18:15.900] | Yeah! Las Vegas! Number one! |
| [18:29.810] | Anybody lose this? |
| [18:31.450] | Coming out. Place your bet. |
| [18:34.720] | Dice her out. |
| [18:38.560] | Yellow 11. Pay the front line! |
| [18:49.330] | So I' m on my way back to the bathroom. |
| [18:55.810] | All right, all right. Just keep walking, all right? |
| [19:08.820] | What are you? I am sorry, sir. |
| [19:10.850] | I think he just really likes you. |
| [19:19.600] | You know that teacher who had a baby with her student? |
| [19:32.910] | |
| [19:34.780] | Can I help you? Yes. |
| [19:36.480] | Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident. |
| [19:46.990] | Can I change 100? Changing 100. |
| [19:50.730] | Good luck, sir. Thanks. |
| [19:54.870] | That' s right. |
| [20:01.170] | Thirteen. Hit me! 13 |
| [20:04.710] | |
| [20:09.510] | |
| [20:12.880] | You are not gonna believe this! |
| [20:15.190] | I have found my identical hand twin. |
| [20:21.990] | |
| [20:24.090] | My identical hand twin! |
| [20:27.430] | What' s an identical hand twin? |
| [20:29.300] | What does it sound like? |
| [20:30.970] | It' s a guy with my identical hands. |
| [20:34.300] | It was incredible. The dealer' s hands were exactly like mine. |
| [20:38.280] | It was like looking at my hands in a mirror! |
| [20:42.280] | You sure you weren' t looking at your hands in a mirror? |
| [20:46.180] | Don' t you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie. |
| [20:50.520] | I' m gonna be a millionaire! |
| [20:54.460] | How? I don' t have it all worked out yet. |
| [20:58.200] | But it' s gotta mean big money. Come on, identical hands! |
| [21:03.430] | Again, I must go back to... |
| [21:05.700] | ... how? |
| [21:08.470] | This is Vegas, man. People will pay to see freaky stuff! |
| [21:14.110] | How much would you pay to see this hand... |
| [21:16.950] | |
| [21:22.450] | I can' t really put a price on that. |
| [21:25.820] | Are you unsupporting me again? |
| [21:29.660] | I support you 100. I just didn' t get it right away. |
| [21:33.560] | Now I' m caught up. |
| [21:35.230] | Identical hand twins. |
| [21:37.300] | It' s a milliondollar idea! |
| [21:38.940] | Right? I know. Okay. All right. |
| [21:42.610] | What' s that for? |
| [21:43.770] | Well, I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break. |
| [21:53.520] | I found my identical hand twin! |
| [21:55.590] | Oh, you' re so lucky! |
| [22:02.460] | So where' s Monica? Did you guys make up? |
| [22:06.700] | But she just came up here. |
| [22:08.730] | That was Joey. |
| [22:10.930] | I wonder where she is? It' s so weird. |
| [22:13.270] | She' s probably talking to Richard. |
| [22:15.410] | Would you stop that? |
| [22:17.710] | You know what she said after her lunch with Richard? |
| [22:21.240] | She didn' t feel anything for him. She loves you. |
| [22:25.420] | |
| [22:27.280] | She feels terrible. She really wants to make up. You' ve gotta find her. |
| [22:35.160] | Good. |
| [22:43.230] | I should really start wearing hats. |
| [23:02.120] | |
| [23:31.880] | Welcome to Las Vegas. |
| [23:35.120] | Did you enjoy your flight? I did. |
| [23:37.450] | Thank you very much. It was excellent. |
| [23:41.190] | I hope you had a nice flight. Oh, it was the best. |
| [23:50.370] | I think the checkin is that way. |
| [24:00.640] | Kids love me. |
| [24:03.780] | Hi, you guys are here! |
| [24:06.620] | What' d you do? Did you go to a costume party? |
| [24:10.290] | Let me guess. Pancho Villa. |
| [24:14.790] | And you' re Bob Saget. |
| [24:19.000] | Pancho Villa? |
| [24:22.030] | What are you talking about, Phoebe? I don' t |
| [24:28.170] | Oh, my God! You drew on me? |
| [24:31.040] | Hey, you wet my pants! |
| [24:34.080] | What kind of party was this? |
| [24:36.850] | I' ve been walking around like this? You have so crossed a line. |
| [24:41.320] | Rach, wait. The men' s room is that way. |
| [24:50.590] | It' s the third time she' s won on a machine I was playing. |
| [24:55.100] | I bet she' s one of those people. |
| [24:58.340] | |
| [25:00.600] | What? No, a lurker. |
| [25:02.840] | What' s that? |
| [25:04.010] | When you' re playing a machine and it hasn' t paid out... |
| [25:07.010] | ... a lurker waits for you to give up and then |
| [25:09.580] | Kills you? |
| [25:12.920] | They swoop in and steal your jackpot. |
| [25:17.590] | How do you know about this? My nana used to do it. |
| [25:21.360] | That' s how she paid for my dance Karate lessons. |
| [25:24.930] | Dance karate? |
| [25:26.460] | |
| [25:29.230] | ... but beautiful sport. ... |
| [25:35.110] | lt won' t come off. What? |
| [25:37.440] | It won' t come off. |
| [25:38.780] | Oh, my God. Rach, are you sure? |
| [25:41.140] | I took it off and then I drew it back on. |
| [25:45.480] | Rach, I' m sorry. I' m so sorry. I' m sure we can get it off, okay? |
| [25:48.950] | Just give me your pen. Why? What are you gonna do? |
| [25:51.550] | Well, I believe I' m going to stab you repeatedly. |
| [25:55.060] | Not here. There are cameras everywhere. |
| [25:59.730] | You made it! |
| [26:00.900] | |
| [26:03.730] | Who' s your friend? He' s hot. |
| [26:06.900] | Thanks, man. |
| [26:08.170] | Listen, I talked to Chandler. And I' m sorry about the movie. |
| [26:12.440] | Don' t be sorry. |
| [26:13.640] | I don' t need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin. |
| [26:17.750] | Your what? |
| [26:18.950] | My identical hand twin. The person whose hands are like mine. |
| [26:22.920] | Were you looking for this person? Not even. This thing is a gold mine. |
| [26:27.720] | |
| [26:30.560] | That won' t make you any money. |
| [26:32.860] | Well, fine. |
| [26:34.460] | None of you will live with me in my handshaped mansion. |
| [26:39.800] | Except you. You can live in the thumb. |
| [26:44.870] | |
| [26:48.380] | I am on fire! |
| [26:49.980] | See you later. |
| [26:51.510] | What are you doing? |
| [26:53.180] | What' s it look like? Going home. |
| [26:55.050] | Why? |
| [26:59.120] | Wait. Sorry, I was just playing for one second. |
| [27:03.330] | If you don' t want me to see Richard again, I won' t. |
| [27:06.900] | He means nothing to me. |
| [27:08.730] | Oh, come on. I was there. |
| [27:13.800] | I know he' s the love of your life. |
| [27:16.870] | Not anymore. |
| [27:19.580] | |
| [27:21.480] | Really. |
| [27:26.320] | All right? |
| [27:27.920] | Let' s forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary. |
| [27:33.560] | Okay, this is empty. |
| [27:35.890] | I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing. |
| [27:46.400] | Where' s the other guy? |
| [27:47.840] | Which guy? |
| [27:49.340] | Tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this? |
| [27:52.780] | I don' t know about the hands, but he went to the restroom. |
| [27:56.580] | |
| [28:03.090] | How you doing? |
| [28:05.790] | Very busy. Right. Okay. |
| [28:12.960] | Yes, hello. I have a question. |
| [28:16.200] | I used your pen to draw on my friend' s face. |
| [28:21.200] | A beard and a mustache. |
| [28:25.980] | Thank you. |
| [28:29.380] | No, she didn' t think so. |
| [28:31.710] | I know. It' s like Anyway.... |
| [28:35.320] | Makeup didn' t cover it, we' ve tried everything and nothing' s worked. |
| [28:39.790] | What do we do? |
| [28:42.590] | |
| [28:48.230] | Thank you. |
| [28:50.300] | Yeah, it' s not coming off. |
| [28:53.140] | What? What else did he say? |
| [28:55.170] | He said he thought I was funny. |
| [29:00.440] | |
| [29:03.680] | ... we' ll have some fun and you will forget all about it. |
| [29:07.250] | There' s no way I am leaving looking like this! |
| [29:10.520] | Come on, Rach. It' s not that bad. |
| [29:12.860] | Ross, I am a human doodle! |
| [29:16.330] | Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn' t mean you can' t have fun. |
| [29:20.830] | Besides, no one will even look at you. |
| [29:23.270] | This is Vegas. Hello? There are tons of other freaks here. |
| [29:28.640] | There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. |
| [29:33.980] | Come on. No one will notice. I swear. |
| [29:43.820] | There was some staring and pointing. |
| [29:48.560] | I need a drink. |
| [29:50.490] | They really overcharge you for that stuff. |
| [29:54.960] | But who cares, because it' s all on me. |
| [30:02.540] | That is one big drink. |
| [30:06.080] | Macadamia nut? |
| [30:08.480] | Wow! That' s some pricey nut. |
| [30:13.350] | Really like those macadamia nuts? |
| [30:16.090] | Nope. |
| [30:31.400] | Get out of here, you lurker! |
| [30:33.800] | Go on, get! |
| [30:38.710] | You made up. |
| [30:40.710] | I couldn' t be mad at him for too long. |
| [30:42.950] | She couldn' t live without the " Chand love." |
| [30:49.120] | Get a room. |
| [30:51.450] | We have one. Use it. |
| [30:55.830] | Bye, Chandler. Bye, Mon. |
| [31:05.700] | Phoebe, Phoebe. Please pick up a house phone. |
| [31:09.470] | You have a call from Chandler and Mon. |
| [31:15.280] | |
| [31:24.150] | You dirty lurker! |
| [31:27.520] | I' m sorry, you are the same old lady, right? Yeah. Dirty lurker! |
| [31:37.900] | That' s right. Take good care of those babies. |
| [31:41.240] | Excuse me? |
| [31:42.440] | It' s me. Joey. |
| [31:43.640] | Do I know you? |
| [31:46.180] | Joey? |
| [31:51.080] | Yeah, the hand guy. |
| [31:53.620] | So, what are we gonna do about this hand twin thing? |
| [31:58.150] | Nothing. |
| [32:00.320] | Look, you and I have been given a gift. |
| [32:03.630] | We have to do something with it. Like hand modeling. Or magic. |
| [32:07.760] | And you know NASA' s gonna want to talk to us. |
| [32:12.140] | I have to get back to work. |
| [32:14.500] | We can have our own show. |
| [32:16.310] | We can clap our hands together. People will love it! |
| [32:21.510] | And I wrote a song for us. |
| [32:23.780] | This hand is your hand |
| [32:27.450] | This hand is my hand |
| [32:30.390] | Oh, wait, that' s your hand |
| [32:34.620] | No, wait, it' s my hand |
| [32:39.530] | That' s okay. But you haven' t even heard the chorus! |
| [32:45.740] | Oh, my God. |
| [32:47.340] | I look like my greataunt Muriel. |
| [32:50.570] | All right, you know what? |
| [32:52.310] | We don' t have to go downstairs. |
| [32:54.580] | We can bring Vegas up to us. |
| [32:57.480] | All right, come on. |
| [32:58.920] | We' ll play some blackjack. Here we go. |
| [33:02.250] | Thirteen. Hit me. 13 |
| [33:04.150] | Twentythree. 23, |
| [33:07.490] | Which is what we play to at this casino! |
| [33:12.830] | You win 10 dollars! |
| [33:14.600] | I bet 20. Right. |
| [33:22.000] | A new pair of shoes for the ChanChan man! |
| [33:27.410] | I' ve never seen a roll like this! |
| [33:29.750] | That' s right, baby! |
| [33:31.180] | What do I want now? |
| [33:34.280] | Eight? |
| [33:35.950] | Six. Pick a number! That is your only job. |
| [33:40.190] | Eight. Thank you. |
| [33:41.590] | If you get this, we buy everybody a steak dinner. |
| [33:47.730] | Eight it is. 8 |
| [33:50.470] | We' re not buying steak dinners, are we? |
| [33:52.640] | No. Okay, good. |
| [33:55.710] | What do I want now? Try a hard eight. |
| [33:58.070] | What? Two fours. |
| [34:00.980] | Eight! 8 |
| [34:03.280] | Don' t you let her go. You' re a lucky guy. |
| [34:06.480] | Thank you, Mr. Drunken Gambler. |
| [34:09.490] | You get this and we get the biggest suite in the place. |
| [34:16.890] | We get the biggest suite in the place. |
| [34:19.330] | The biggest suite in the place! |
| [34:21.300] | Come on! |
| [34:24.300] | I love you! I can' t remember why we fought. |
| [34:26.970] | Because I had lunch with Rich |
| [34:29.140] | Me neither! |
| [34:31.140] | What now? Another hard eight. |
| [34:33.410] | Hard eight? Let' s call it easy eight! |
| [34:35.850] | I' ll tell you what. You roll another hard eight... |
| [34:39.850] | ... and we get married here tonight. |
| [34:45.090] | |
| [34:47.360] | Shut up! |
| [34:51.430] | It just got interesting! |
| [34:57.270] | What did you say? |
| [34:58.940] | You roll another hard eight, we get married tonight. |
| [35:02.810] | You serious? |
| [35:04.270] | Yes. I love you. |
| [35:05.940] | I' ve never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
| [35:09.610] | I' ve never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
| [35:12.520] | So if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it. |
| [35:16.550] | What do you say? |
| [35:18.850] | Okay. |
| [35:20.960] | |
| [35:26.200] | That' s a four. |
| [35:27.500] | And where' s the other one? Under the table. |
| [35:31.030] | Nobody move! You look that way, I look this way. |
| [35:38.980] | Here it is, here it is. |
| [35:42.180] | |
| [35:46.650] | It' s your call. |
| [35:51.650] | |
| [35:56.730] | I think so too. |
| [36:25.250] | Oh, well, lost again. |
| [36:32.130] | That' s it. You and me. Outside! |
| [36:34.630] | I wouldn' t want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair! |
| [36:43.370] | Be cool. |
| [36:48.410] | Okay, your lurking days are over. |
| [36:50.710] | |
| [36:51.950] | Everyone you lurk, I' ll lurk first. |
| [36:54.650] | You move on, I' ll be one step ahead of you... |
| [36:57.620] | ... every single time. |
| [36:59.090] | And then I' ll be on your ass every hour of every day... |
| [37:02.960] | ... till Monday... |
| [37:04.830] | ... because that' s when I go home. |
| [37:07.900] | When do you leave? |
| [37:09.100] | Also Monday. |
| [37:10.800] | What time? Maybe we can share a cab. |
| [37:15.570] | Hit me. |
| [37:17.440] | Hit me. |
| [37:19.740] | |
| [37:21.910] | |
| [37:24.110] | |
| [37:26.480] | |
| [37:28.980] | We need more cards. |
| [37:31.920] | Yeah. And we also need more drinks. Hold on a second. |
| [37:37.330] | |
| [37:38.930] | Hello, Vegas? |
| [37:42.300] | We would like more alcohol. |
| [37:44.170] | You know what else? We would like some more beers. |
| [37:49.870] | Oh, I forgot to dial. |
| [37:55.950] | That must be our alcohol and beers. |
| [38:03.820] | It' s Joey! I love Joey! |
| [38:06.220] | Oh, I love Joey! |
| [38:08.020] | Joey lives with a duck. |
| [38:09.560] | |
| [38:12.030] | Look, I need some help, okay? |
| [38:14.200] | Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate. |
| [38:17.530] | I' ll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I' m your man. |
| [38:27.310] | Are you okay? |
| [38:31.880] | Yeah. Fine. Thanks. |
| [38:36.990] | Hey, Rach? |
| [38:38.690] | How you doing? |
| [38:43.030] | I' m doing good, baby. How you doing? |
| [38:47.660] | Don' t let her drink anymore. |
| [38:53.340] | Here' s that macadamia nut. |
| [38:59.210] | No, something else. |
| [39:06.920] | So, what do you wanna do now? |
| [39:09.020] | I wanna get out of the room. |
| [39:13.020] | I really miss downstairs. |
| [39:16.930] | Okay, you know what? There is only one way I am leaving this hotel room. |
| [39:23.370] | Well, hello! |
| [39:26.200] | I' m Ross. |
| [39:28.440] | Good luck to you. Sir, you' ve got a little something.... |
| [39:37.610] | Hello. |
| [39:39.880] | |
| [40:07.580] | I won! |
| [40:09.080] | I won! I finally won! |
| [40:11.010] | I won! That was my quarter! |
| [40:12.950] | Take a hike, toots. |
| [40:16.620] | Excuse me, sir. |
| [40:18.190] | This lady played my quarter. This is my money. |
| [40:21.090] | Is that true, miss? |
| [40:23.930] | Sells drugs to kids. |
| [40:25.730] | |
| [40:27.800] | She sells drugs to kids. |
| [40:31.030] | It was my quarter. |
| [40:33.200] | Was it her quarter? |
| [40:35.170] | How about we talk about this over dinner? |
| [40:38.040] | Okay, lady, you' re out of here. No, you can' t arrest me! |
| [40:42.010] | I won' t go back to that hellhole! |
| [40:45.850] | I' m just taking you outside. |
| [40:48.720] | |
| [40:54.160] | I need something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. |
| [41:00.160] | Here' s something blue and new. |
| [41:02.670] | You are so efficient. I love you. |
| [41:05.530] | Let' s go. No, wait! |
| [41:07.040] | We need something old. |
| [41:08.800] | I have a condom in my wallet that I' ve had since I was twelve. |
| [41:14.510] | |
| [41:16.080] | I don' t think so. |
| [41:19.550] | Now something borrowed. |
| [41:22.590] | Here, just take this. |
| [41:25.390] | That' s stealing. |
| [41:26.720] | We' ll bring it back. Put it under your dress. |
| [41:40.600] | Okay. One thing at a time. |
| [41:56.750] | Are you gonna play? No, I don' t really have any money. |
| [42:01.260] | Not yet, anyway. |
| [42:05.460] | Can' t sit here if you don' t play. |
| [42:22.910] | My name is Regina Falangie. |
| [42:27.480] | I' m a businesswoman in town on business. |
| [42:30.350] | Would you like to see my card? |
| [42:32.350] | What did I do with my Filofax? |
| [42:34.360] | I must' ve left it in Conference Room B. |
| [42:37.690] | Fourteen. Hit me. 14 |
| [42:40.160] | Oh, my God. |
| [42:41.400] | May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands? |
| [42:47.270] | They' re identical. |
| [42:48.840] | I' ve never seen that in the business world. |
| [42:53.210] | Stop it. |
| [42:55.880] | Miss Falangie, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table? |
| [43:00.880] | Please stop it. |
| [43:04.250] | Wouldn' t you pay good money to see identical hands... |
| [43:07.560] | ... showcased in some type of an entertainment venue? |
| [43:12.090] | If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you! |
| [43:18.970] | Didn' t I just throw you out? |
| [43:21.240] | No, you threw out Phoebe. |
| [43:23.310] | I' m Regina Falangie. Falangie. |
| [43:26.710] | Come on, lady. |
| [43:28.710] | Please take him too. |
| [43:30.250] | Me? Oh, come on, man. |
| [43:33.120] | Come on, buddy. |
| [43:35.250] | Don' t let him do this. Come on! |
| [43:37.790] | I' m your hand twin! |
| [43:44.630] | Hello. One marriage, please. |
| [43:47.130] | We want to get married. |
| [43:48.730] | There' s a service in progress. Have a seat. |
| [43:51.900] | All right. |
| [44:02.110] | What are you doing? |
| [44:03.410] | The " Wedding March." Does that freak you out? |
| [44:06.320] | No, it' s the graduation song. |
| [44:14.520] | This is it. We' re gonna get married. |
| [44:17.590] | You sure you wanna do this? |
| [44:24.830] | Hello, Mrs. Ross! |
| [44:27.340] | Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! |
| [44:32.610] | Wait. Okay. |
| [00:01.410] | No, it' s just that all the people in the world I would want to talk to are right here. |
| [00:07.280] | |
| [00:10.010] | Sucker. |
| [00:12.620] | Hello? |
| [00:13.950] | Hey, Joey! Hey, Phoebe. |
| [00:16.120] | I need a favor. |
| [00:17.560] | I forgot the PlN to my ATM card. Can you get it for me? |
| [00:21.130] | Sure. Where is it? |
| [00:22.630] | I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner. |
| [00:26.360] | So you' re 5639? |
| [00:28.630] | That' s it! Thanks. |
| [00:31.800] | Wanna talk to Chandler? Let me talk to him. |
| [00:34.540] | He didn' t believe in my movie... |
| [00:36.540] | ... which is a big mistake, because it is real. Real. |
| [00:41.650] | Tribbiani, get back to work. Break time' s over. |
| [00:46.620] | Who was that? My stunt double. Yeah. |
| [00:49.290] | He' s getting a little too familiar for my tastes. |
| [00:53.190] | I' ve tried to apologize. |
| [00:55.130] | If I can' t do it on the phone, I' ll go and do it in person. |
| [00:58.930] | I heard that. Can you put him on? |
| [01:01.030] | |
| [01:04.640] | Don' t come out here. |
| [01:07.770] | I support you 100 and I wanna prove that to you in person. |
| [01:11.440] | I got that. I forgive you. Don' t come out here. |
| [01:14.850] | You haven' t taken my calls for a week. |
| [01:17.220] | I' m totally over it. Friends forever. Don' t come out here. |
| [01:22.450] | Would you mind doing a picture with us? |
| [01:25.790] | What was that? Entertainment Tonight. |
| [01:30.800] | Good talking to you and don' t come out here. |
| [01:37.140] | The One in Vegas |
| [02:24.680] | Monica? I' m sorry I' m late. |
| [02:31.620] | |
| [02:34.390] | |
| [02:36.630] | I' m so sorry. Have you been here long? |
| [02:39.260] | That' s okay. |
| [02:41.570] | What the hell took you so long? |
| [02:45.970] | You can' t tell Chandler. I ran into Richard. |
| [02:48.840] | Which Richard? The Richard. |
| [02:50.510] | Richard Simmons? Oh, my God! |
| [02:54.010] | No, my exboyfriend Richard. You know, the tall guy, mustache. |
| [02:58.480] | Okay, that actually makes more sense. How was it? |
| [03:02.050] | It was really nice. We talked and I had lunch with him. |
| [03:06.060] | That' s weird. I dreamed you had lunch with Richard. |
| [03:09.390] | Really? Again, Richard Simmons. |
| [03:12.130] | Go on. |
| [03:13.360] | The strange part was he was really nice... |
| [03:16.070] | ... and he looks great, but I didn' t feel anything. |
| [03:19.200] | So why can' t we tell Chandler? |
| [03:21.240] | It' ll freak him out and tomorrow' s our anniversary. I don' t wanna spoil it. |
| [03:26.010] | I can' t believe you guys have lasted a whole year! |
| [03:29.310] | Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks. |
| [03:33.890] | On a totally different bet. |
| [03:39.820] | It' s almost our anniversary! I know. |
| [03:42.430] | One year ago today, I was just your annoying friend Chandler. |
| [03:46.530] | Now you' re just my annoying friend Chandler. |
| [03:50.870] | I got you a gift. |
| [03:52.070] | It' s not till tomorrow. I know, but you have to open it today. |
| [04:08.550] | Okay! There you go! |
| [04:10.960] | It' s two tickets to Vegas! |
| [04:13.790] | Yeah! For this weekend! It' ll be perfect. |
| [04:16.960] | You' ll see Joey, plus, we' ll start our celebration on the plane. |
| [04:21.370] | We can call it our " Planeaversary." |
| [04:25.700] | Do we have to? |
| [04:28.640] | This is great, but Joey didn' t want any of us there. |
| [04:32.210] | He doesn' t want us to go to any trouble. He' ll be excited when we surprise him. |
| [04:37.150] | Plus, we get to have our own " AnnaVegasry"! |
| [04:42.990] | " Annavadaversary!" |
| [04:46.460] | I think we should see other people. |
| [04:49.260] | We can go, right? |
| [04:50.930] | Great idea. |
| [04:52.300] | I' m gonna go too! |
| [04:56.770] | Phoebe, it' s kind of our anniversary. |
| [04:59.140] | You won' t ditch me like you did with London. |
| [05:02.070] | Ditch you? You were pregnant |
| [05:04.080] | Great story. I' m going. |
| [05:10.750] | Listen, this weekend we' re all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! |
| [05:16.920] | Including me! |
| [05:19.160] | Do you wanna go? |
| [05:20.360] | I can take a couple days off work. |
| [05:22.490] | Of course you can take a couple days off, because this trip includes me! |
| [05:28.300] | I' ve got a presentation tomorrow. I can' t miss that. |
| [05:31.770] | I' ve got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit. I waited a year for this. |
| [05:36.510] | Art lover. |
| [05:42.950] | What' d you say? |
| [05:44.750] | I said, art lover. |
| [05:47.320] | Was that supposed to be an insult? I don' t know, I' m very tired. |
| [05:51.620] | Rach, maybe we can fly out Saturday? Sounds great. |
| [05:55.160] | I' ll call the airlines. |
| [05:57.560] | That' ll be nice to have the apartment to myself. |
| [06:01.100] | To walk around naked. |
| [06:05.100] | No, so I can be by myself. Have a little alone time. |
| [06:09.140] | Naked alone time. |
| [06:11.310] | Just because I' m alone doesn' t mean I wanna walk around naked. |
| [06:15.180] | You live alone, you don' t walk around naked. |
| [06:17.750] | Why does it takes me so long to answer the door? |
| [06:29.060] | So far, is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London? |
| [06:34.030] | So far, it' s pretty much the same, Phoebe. |
| [06:37.370] | What about after I give you these candies? |
| [06:41.910] | I guess it' s a little better now. |
| [06:45.040] | |
| [06:49.350] | I' ll be back. |
| [06:53.990] | Happy Planeaversary. |
| [06:57.220] | I love you. |
| [06:59.020] | Can I give you your present now? Okay! |
| [07:06.430] | Oh, don' t tell me I did this. |
| [07:08.700] | I love " l forgot the present" fakeout! |
| [07:12.770] | How about " I did forget the present, forgive me" not fakeout? |
| [07:17.070] | You can give it to me when we get back. |
| [07:19.740] | This is the worst thing that could happen. |
| [07:22.350] | You decided to tell him about the Richard thing. |
| [07:29.450] | What " Richard thing"? |
| [07:31.020] | Oh, no. |
| [07:34.690] | What " Richard thing"? |
| [07:35.930] | Simmons. Go with Simmons. |
| [07:44.940] | I ran into Richard yesterday. |
| [07:47.070] | He asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. |
| [07:50.980] | I didn' t tell you because you' d get mad... |
| [07:53.780] | ... and I didn' t wanna spoil our anniversary. |
| [07:56.880] | I' m not mad. |
| [08:00.620] | |
| [08:02.790] | So you bumped into Richard. You grabbed a " bite." |
| [08:08.460] | No big deal. |
| [08:13.160] | Great. |
| [08:18.240] | |
| [08:21.670] | This is gonna be a real horserace. |
| [08:58.880] | Oh, look what happened. |
| [09:02.880] | Check me out. |
| [09:04.980] | I' m in my kitchen... |
| [09:07.520] | ... naked. |
| [09:09.850] | I' m picking up an orange. |
| [09:12.920] | I' m naked. |
| [09:16.690] | I' m lighting the candles. |
| [09:19.430] | Naked. And carefully. |
| [09:33.210] | Oh, my God! That' s Rachel, naked! |
| [09:38.350] | I can' t look at that. I am looking at this. |
| [09:41.120] | Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes. |
| [09:46.220] | Unless she wants me to be looking at that. |
| [09:50.800] | She knows I' m home. |
| [09:52.760] | She knows I can see her. |
| [09:55.900] | What kind of game is she playing? |
| [09:59.740] | I think maybe someone' s lonely tonight. |
| [10:04.780] | Dr. Geller. |
| [10:06.410] | Stop it. You' re being silly. |
| [10:11.250] | Or am I? |
| [10:15.820] | Love to love you baby |
| [10:20.320] | Love to love you baby |
| [10:30.230] | Love to love you baby |
| [10:33.900] | Damn it! |
| [10:49.050] | May I come in? |
| [10:51.860] | Yeah, if you want to. |
| [10:54.020] | Do you want me to? |
| [10:57.730] | Yeah, sure? |
| [10:59.130] | So do l. |
| [11:05.570] | Okay, Rach, before anything happens... |
| [11:09.310] | ... I wanna lay down a couple of ground rules. |
| [11:12.210] | This is just about tonight. |
| [11:15.180] | I won' t go through with this if it' ll raise the question of " us." |
| [11:21.420] | I just want this to be... |
| [11:25.990] | ... about what it is. |
| [11:32.260] | And... |
| [11:33.660] | ... what is that, Ross? |
| [11:35.670] | The physical act of love. |
| [11:39.840] | What, are you crazy? |
| [11:41.410] | So you weren' t trying to entice me just now with your nakedness? |
| [11:49.210] | Oh, God. You saw me? |
| [11:55.350] | You weren' t trying to entice me with your nakedness? |
| [12:01.030] | You actually thought I wanted to have sex with you? |
| [12:05.230] | |
| [12:09.070] | |
| [12:12.200] | |
| [12:20.910] | Oh, wow. I' m sorry. But, Ross, you kicked off your shoes. |
| [12:26.150] | Can we just forget this ever happened? Of course. You' re right. I' m sorry. |
| [12:31.060] | Thank you. Yes. |
| [12:32.860] | I guess I' m gonna go pack. Okay. Wait, one more thing. |
| [12:36.190] | Do we still need to settle the question of " us"? |
| [13:04.050] | Hey, you guys, wait! You guys. |
| [13:06.920] | This place is much better than London. |
| [13:09.430] | A lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this. |
| [13:12.330] | Ninetynine cent steak and lobster dinner. 99 |
| [13:15.070] | You don' t eat animals. |
| [13:16.670] | For ninetynine cents I' d eat you. |
| [13:20.400] | I can totally settle down here. |
| [13:22.770] | It' s got everything I could ever want. Including Joey! Look! |
| [13:28.080] | Look! Hey! |
| [13:29.650] | Oh, my God. |
| [13:31.780] | |
| [13:38.320] | Love your condoms, my man. |
| [13:41.260] | Why are you here? I told you not to come. |
| [13:43.890] | Why are you dressed as a gladiator? |
| [13:46.630] | Because I' m shooting a scene right now. I play a gladiator. |
| [13:52.400] | Hold on a second. Can we cut? |
| [13:55.110] | My friends are here. I' m gonna take a break. |
| [13:57.980] | Who are you talking to? |
| [14:00.980] | The director. |
| [14:02.750] | Her. |
| [14:07.150] | All right, it' s not a gladiator movie. I work here. |
| [14:10.450] | Why? What happened? |
| [14:12.120] | The movie shut down. Ran out of money. |
| [14:14.430] | I' m working here till it starts up, if it ever does. |
| [14:17.930] | I' m so sorry. Such a drag. |
| [14:19.860] | Sorry I didn' t tell you. I' m sorry. |
| [14:22.330] | Apparently there' s a new policy of not sharing. |
| [14:25.670] | I knew you weren' t okay with that. So you' re a gladiator! |
| [14:30.110] | What' s going on? |
| [14:31.810] | Monica had lunch with Richard. Dawson? |
| [14:37.280] | But that would' ve been so cool! |
| [14:40.180] | Her boyfriend Richard. |
| [14:41.790] | It meant nothing. After all this time, how can you not trust me? |
| [14:46.290] | When you go lunching with hunky men and don' t tell me! |
| [14:51.900] | You' re right. I' m sorry. I should' ve told you. |
| [14:55.370] | Thanks. |
| [14:57.300] | There we go. Now I love Vegas. |
| [15:01.170] | I promise you next time I absolutely will tell you. |
| [15:07.880] | " Next time"? So close. |
| [15:11.580] | There won' t be a next time. You cannot see him again. |
| [15:14.920] | I cannot see him? You can' t tell me what to do. |
| [15:18.820] | That' s funny, I think I just did. |
| [15:21.860] | If you act like this, I won' t be around you. |
| [15:24.830] | Fine. Happy anniversary! |
| [15:26.630] | Guys, please! Come on, come on. |
| [15:29.300] | This is obviously a misunderstanding. |
| [15:31.640] | No, it is not. |
| [15:32.900] | Don' t look at me. I just work here. |
| [15:41.810] | Okay, Ross? I' m a little warm, so I' m gonna be taking off my sweater. |
| [15:46.650] | Now, I' m just letting you know... |
| [15:49.490] | ... this is not an invitation to the physical act of love. |
| [15:55.460] | Yep, that' s hilarious. |
| [15:58.400] | I' m sorry. I' m done. I' m done. |
| [16:00.660] | You know, last night was embarrassing for you too. |
| [16:03.900] | No, not really. You' ve seen me naked hundreds of times. |
| [16:08.070] | But it was a first for the rest of my building. |
| [16:11.540] | That' s true. But I just don' t embarrass that easily. |
| [16:15.880] | What? You totally get embarrassed. |
| [16:18.220] | No, I don' t. Ross, I think I' m just a more secure person than you are. |
| [16:22.950] | |
| [16:26.490] | Hey, lady! |
| [16:27.890] | I don' t care how much you want it, okay? |
| [16:30.560] | I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom! |
| [16:38.770] | You know, in Roman times, this was more than just a hat. |
| [16:43.070] | |
| [16:45.640] | They would scrub the floors. |
| [16:47.910] | They' d use it to get the mud off their shoe. |
| [16:50.650] | Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty. |
| [16:53.680] | So they would stick it right |
| [16:56.350] | I can' t believe this is how I' m spending my anniversary. |
| [16:59.620] | I' ll take you someplace nice. A guy tipped me 100. |
| [17:04.460] | He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won 5000. |
| [17:08.000] | Can you believe that? |
| [17:09.830] | If I won 5000, I' d join a gym. |
| [17:12.270] | Build up my upper body... |
| [17:13.940] | ... and hit Richard from behind with a stick. |
| [17:17.710] | Wait! Why don' t I just do what that guy did? |
| [17:20.810] | I' ll take this 100, turn it into 5000... |
| [17:23.180] | ... and I' ll turn that into enough to get my movie going! |
| [17:27.450] | Good luck. |
| [17:28.950] | I don' t need luck. I' ve thought this through. |
| [17:31.590] | I see. |
| [17:41.400] | Thanks. |
| [17:43.000] | I can' t believe this. This is like the worst night ever. |
| [17:46.670] | You had a minor setback in your relationship. |
| [17:50.310] | Big deal. It' s only Chandler. |
| [17:53.880] | I am so sorry. |
| [17:58.380] | This is crazy. Such a stupid argument.... |
| [18:01.790] | I don' t wanna see Richard. |
| [18:03.690] | So go fix it. |
| [18:05.890] | Find Chandler. He' s probably in your room. |
| [18:08.830] | Tell him sorry and you love him. |
| [18:11.230] | You' re right, Phoebe. |
| [18:13.200] | Thank you. Sure. |
| [18:15.900] | Yeah! Las Vegas! Number one! |
| [18:29.810] | Anybody lose this? |
| [18:31.450] | Coming out. Place your bet. |
| [18:34.720] | Dice her out. |
| [18:38.560] | Yellow 11. Pay the front line! |
| [18:49.330] | So I' m on my way back to the bathroom. |
| [18:55.810] | All right, all right. Just keep walking, all right? |
| [19:08.820] | What are you? I am sorry, sir. |
| [19:10.850] | I think he just really likes you. |
| [19:19.600] | You know that teacher who had a baby with her student? |
| [19:32.910] | |
| [19:34.780] | Can I help you? Yes. |
| [19:36.480] | Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident. |
| [19:46.990] | Can I change 100? Changing 100. |
| [19:50.730] | Good luck, sir. Thanks. |
| [19:54.870] | That' s right. |
| [20:01.170] | Thirteen. Hit me! 13 |
| [20:04.710] | |
| [20:09.510] | |
| [20:12.880] | You are not gonna believe this! |
| [20:15.190] | I have found my identical hand twin. |
| [20:21.990] | |
| [20:24.090] | My identical hand twin! |
| [20:27.430] | What' s an identical hand twin? |
| [20:29.300] | What does it sound like? |
| [20:30.970] | It' s a guy with my identical hands. |
| [20:34.300] | It was incredible. The dealer' s hands were exactly like mine. |
| [20:38.280] | It was like looking at my hands in a mirror! |
| [20:42.280] | You sure you weren' t looking at your hands in a mirror? |
| [20:46.180] | Don' t you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie. |
| [20:50.520] | I' m gonna be a millionaire! |
| [20:54.460] | How? I don' t have it all worked out yet. |
| [20:58.200] | But it' s gotta mean big money. Come on, identical hands! |
| [21:03.430] | Again, I must go back to... |
| [21:05.700] | ... how? |
| [21:08.470] | This is Vegas, man. People will pay to see freaky stuff! |
| [21:14.110] | How much would you pay to see this hand... |
| [21:16.950] | |
| [21:22.450] | I can' t really put a price on that. |
| [21:25.820] | Are you unsupporting me again? |
| [21:29.660] | I support you 100. I just didn' t get it right away. |
| [21:33.560] | Now I' m caught up. |
| [21:35.230] | Identical hand twins. |
| [21:37.300] | It' s a milliondollar idea! |
| [21:38.940] | Right? I know. Okay. All right. |
| [21:42.610] | What' s that for? |
| [21:43.770] | Well, I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break. |
| [21:53.520] | I found my identical hand twin! |
| [21:55.590] | Oh, you' re so lucky! |
| [22:02.460] | So where' s Monica? Did you guys make up? |
| [22:06.700] | But she just came up here. |
| [22:08.730] | That was Joey. |
| [22:10.930] | I wonder where she is? It' s so weird. |
| [22:13.270] | She' s probably talking to Richard. |
| [22:15.410] | Would you stop that? |
| [22:17.710] | You know what she said after her lunch with Richard? |
| [22:21.240] | She didn' t feel anything for him. She loves you. |
| [22:25.420] | |
| [22:27.280] | She feels terrible. She really wants to make up. You' ve gotta find her. |
| [22:35.160] | Good. |
| [22:43.230] | I should really start wearing hats. |
| [23:02.120] | |
| [23:31.880] | Welcome to Las Vegas. |
| [23:35.120] | Did you enjoy your flight? I did. |
| [23:37.450] | Thank you very much. It was excellent. |
| [23:41.190] | I hope you had a nice flight. Oh, it was the best. |
| [23:50.370] | I think the checkin is that way. |
| [24:00.640] | Kids love me. |
| [24:03.780] | Hi, you guys are here! |
| [24:06.620] | What' d you do? Did you go to a costume party? |
| [24:10.290] | Let me guess. Pancho Villa. |
| [24:14.790] | And you' re Bob Saget. |
| [24:19.000] | Pancho Villa? |
| [24:22.030] | What are you talking about, Phoebe? I don' t |
| [24:28.170] | Oh, my God! You drew on me? |
| [24:31.040] | Hey, you wet my pants! |
| [24:34.080] | What kind of party was this? |
| [24:36.850] | I' ve been walking around like this? You have so crossed a line. |
| [24:41.320] | Rach, wait. The men' s room is that way. |
| [24:50.590] | It' s the third time she' s won on a machine I was playing. |
| [24:55.100] | I bet she' s one of those people. |
| [24:58.340] | |
| [25:00.600] | What? No, a lurker. |
| [25:02.840] | What' s that? |
| [25:04.010] | When you' re playing a machine and it hasn' t paid out... |
| [25:07.010] | ... a lurker waits for you to give up and then |
| [25:09.580] | Kills you? |
| [25:12.920] | They swoop in and steal your jackpot. |
| [25:17.590] | How do you know about this? My nana used to do it. |
| [25:21.360] | That' s how she paid for my dance Karate lessons. |
| [25:24.930] | Dance karate? |
| [25:26.460] | |
| [25:29.230] | ... but beautiful sport. ... |
| [25:35.110] | lt won' t come off. What? |
| [25:37.440] | It won' t come off. |
| [25:38.780] | Oh, my God. Rach, are you sure? |
| [25:41.140] | I took it off and then I drew it back on. |
| [25:45.480] | Rach, I' m sorry. I' m so sorry. I' m sure we can get it off, okay? |
| [25:48.950] | Just give me your pen. Why? What are you gonna do? |
| [25:51.550] | Well, I believe I' m going to stab you repeatedly. |
| [25:55.060] | Not here. There are cameras everywhere. |
| [25:59.730] | You made it! |
| [26:00.900] | |
| [26:03.730] | Who' s your friend? He' s hot. |
| [26:06.900] | Thanks, man. |
| [26:08.170] | Listen, I talked to Chandler. And I' m sorry about the movie. |
| [26:12.440] | Don' t be sorry. |
| [26:13.640] | I don' t need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin. |
| [26:17.750] | Your what? |
| [26:18.950] | My identical hand twin. The person whose hands are like mine. |
| [26:22.920] | Were you looking for this person? Not even. This thing is a gold mine. |
| [26:27.720] | |
| [26:30.560] | That won' t make you any money. |
| [26:32.860] | Well, fine. |
| [26:34.460] | None of you will live with me in my handshaped mansion. |
| [26:39.800] | Except you. You can live in the thumb. |
| [26:44.870] | |
| [26:48.380] | I am on fire! |
| [26:49.980] | See you later. |
| [26:51.510] | What are you doing? |
| [26:53.180] | What' s it look like? Going home. |
| [26:55.050] | Why? |
| [26:59.120] | Wait. Sorry, I was just playing for one second. |
| [27:03.330] | If you don' t want me to see Richard again, I won' t. |
| [27:06.900] | He means nothing to me. |
| [27:08.730] | Oh, come on. I was there. |
| [27:13.800] | I know he' s the love of your life. |
| [27:16.870] | Not anymore. |
| [27:19.580] | |
| [27:21.480] | Really. |
| [27:26.320] | All right? |
| [27:27.920] | Let' s forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary. |
| [27:33.560] | Okay, this is empty. |
| [27:35.890] | I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing. |
| [27:46.400] | Where' s the other guy? |
| [27:47.840] | Which guy? |
| [27:49.340] | Tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this? |
| [27:52.780] | I don' t know about the hands, but he went to the restroom. |
| [27:56.580] | |
| [28:03.090] | How you doing? |
| [28:05.790] | Very busy. Right. Okay. |
| [28:12.960] | Yes, hello. I have a question. |
| [28:16.200] | I used your pen to draw on my friend' s face. |
| [28:21.200] | A beard and a mustache. |
| [28:25.980] | Thank you. |
| [28:29.380] | No, she didn' t think so. |
| [28:31.710] | I know. It' s like Anyway.... |
| [28:35.320] | Makeup didn' t cover it, we' ve tried everything and nothing' s worked. |
| [28:39.790] | What do we do? |
| [28:42.590] | |
| [28:48.230] | Thank you. |
| [28:50.300] | Yeah, it' s not coming off. |
| [28:53.140] | What? What else did he say? |
| [28:55.170] | He said he thought I was funny. |
| [29:00.440] | |
| [29:03.680] | ... we' ll have some fun and you will forget all about it. |
| [29:07.250] | There' s no way I am leaving looking like this! |
| [29:10.520] | Come on, Rach. It' s not that bad. |
| [29:12.860] | Ross, I am a human doodle! |
| [29:16.330] | Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn' t mean you can' t have fun. |
| [29:20.830] | Besides, no one will even look at you. |
| [29:23.270] | This is Vegas. Hello? There are tons of other freaks here. |
| [29:28.640] | There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. |
| [29:33.980] | Come on. No one will notice. I swear. |
| [29:43.820] | There was some staring and pointing. |
| [29:48.560] | I need a drink. |
| [29:50.490] | They really overcharge you for that stuff. |
| [29:54.960] | But who cares, because it' s all on me. |
| [30:02.540] | That is one big drink. |
| [30:06.080] | Macadamia nut? |
| [30:08.480] | Wow! That' s some pricey nut. |
| [30:13.350] | Really like those macadamia nuts? |
| [30:16.090] | Nope. |
| [30:31.400] | Get out of here, you lurker! |
| [30:33.800] | Go on, get! |
| [30:38.710] | You made up. |
| [30:40.710] | I couldn' t be mad at him for too long. |
| [30:42.950] | She couldn' t live without the " Chand love." |
| [30:49.120] | Get a room. |
| [30:51.450] | We have one. Use it. |
| [30:55.830] | Bye, Chandler. Bye, Mon. |
| [31:05.700] | Phoebe, Phoebe. Please pick up a house phone. |
| [31:09.470] | You have a call from Chandler and Mon. |
| [31:15.280] | |
| [31:24.150] | You dirty lurker! |
| [31:27.520] | I' m sorry, you are the same old lady, right? Yeah. Dirty lurker! |
| [31:37.900] | That' s right. Take good care of those babies. |
| [31:41.240] | Excuse me? |
| [31:42.440] | It' s me. Joey. |
| [31:43.640] | Do I know you? |
| [31:46.180] | Joey? |
| [31:51.080] | Yeah, the hand guy. |
| [31:53.620] | So, what are we gonna do about this hand twin thing? |
| [31:58.150] | Nothing. |
| [32:00.320] | Look, you and I have been given a gift. |
| [32:03.630] | We have to do something with it. Like hand modeling. Or magic. |
| [32:07.760] | And you know NASA' s gonna want to talk to us. |
| [32:12.140] | I have to get back to work. |
| [32:14.500] | We can have our own show. |
| [32:16.310] | We can clap our hands together. People will love it! |
| [32:21.510] | And I wrote a song for us. |
| [32:23.780] | This hand is your hand |
| [32:27.450] | This hand is my hand |
| [32:30.390] | Oh, wait, that' s your hand |
| [32:34.620] | No, wait, it' s my hand |
| [32:39.530] | That' s okay. But you haven' t even heard the chorus! |
| [32:45.740] | Oh, my God. |
| [32:47.340] | I look like my greataunt Muriel. |
| [32:50.570] | All right, you know what? |
| [32:52.310] | We don' t have to go downstairs. |
| [32:54.580] | We can bring Vegas up to us. |
| [32:57.480] | All right, come on. |
| [32:58.920] | We' ll play some blackjack. Here we go. |
| [33:02.250] | Thirteen. Hit me. 13 |
| [33:04.150] | Twentythree. 23, |
| [33:07.490] | Which is what we play to at this casino! |
| [33:12.830] | You win 10 dollars! |
| [33:14.600] | I bet 20. Right. |
| [33:22.000] | A new pair of shoes for the ChanChan man! |
| [33:27.410] | I' ve never seen a roll like this! |
| [33:29.750] | That' s right, baby! |
| [33:31.180] | What do I want now? |
| [33:34.280] | Eight? |
| [33:35.950] | Six. Pick a number! That is your only job. |
| [33:40.190] | Eight. Thank you. |
| [33:41.590] | If you get this, we buy everybody a steak dinner. |
| [33:47.730] | Eight it is. 8 |
| [33:50.470] | We' re not buying steak dinners, are we? |
| [33:52.640] | No. Okay, good. |
| [33:55.710] | What do I want now? Try a hard eight. |
| [33:58.070] | What? Two fours. |
| [34:00.980] | Eight! 8 |
| [34:03.280] | Don' t you let her go. You' re a lucky guy. |
| [34:06.480] | Thank you, Mr. Drunken Gambler. |
| [34:09.490] | You get this and we get the biggest suite in the place. |
| [34:16.890] | We get the biggest suite in the place. |
| [34:19.330] | The biggest suite in the place! |
| [34:21.300] | Come on! |
| [34:24.300] | I love you! I can' t remember why we fought. |
| [34:26.970] | Because I had lunch with Rich |
| [34:29.140] | Me neither! |
| [34:31.140] | What now? Another hard eight. |
| [34:33.410] | Hard eight? Let' s call it easy eight! |
| [34:35.850] | I' ll tell you what. You roll another hard eight... |
| [34:39.850] | ... and we get married here tonight. |
| [34:45.090] | |
| [34:47.360] | Shut up! |
| [34:51.430] | It just got interesting! |
| [34:57.270] | What did you say? |
| [34:58.940] | You roll another hard eight, we get married tonight. |
| [35:02.810] | You serious? |
| [35:04.270] | Yes. I love you. |
| [35:05.940] | I' ve never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
| [35:09.610] | I' ve never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
| [35:12.520] | So if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it. |
| [35:16.550] | What do you say? |
| [35:18.850] | Okay. |
| [35:20.960] | |
| [35:26.200] | That' s a four. |
| [35:27.500] | And where' s the other one? Under the table. |
| [35:31.030] | Nobody move! You look that way, I look this way. |
| [35:38.980] | Here it is, here it is. |
| [35:42.180] | |
| [35:46.650] | It' s your call. |
| [35:51.650] | |
| [35:56.730] | I think so too. |
| [36:25.250] | Oh, well, lost again. |
| [36:32.130] | That' s it. You and me. Outside! |
| [36:34.630] | I wouldn' t want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair! |
| [36:43.370] | Be cool. |
| [36:48.410] | Okay, your lurking days are over. |
| [36:50.710] | |
| [36:51.950] | Everyone you lurk, I' ll lurk first. |
| [36:54.650] | You move on, I' ll be one step ahead of you... |
| [36:57.620] | ... every single time. |
| [36:59.090] | And then I' ll be on your ass every hour of every day... |
| [37:02.960] | ... till Monday... |
| [37:04.830] | ... because that' s when I go home. |
| [37:07.900] | When do you leave? |
| [37:09.100] | Also Monday. |
| [37:10.800] | What time? Maybe we can share a cab. |
| [37:15.570] | Hit me. |
| [37:17.440] | Hit me. |
| [37:19.740] | |
| [37:21.910] | |
| [37:24.110] | |
| [37:26.480] | |
| [37:28.980] | We need more cards. |
| [37:31.920] | Yeah. And we also need more drinks. Hold on a second. |
| [37:37.330] | |
| [37:38.930] | Hello, Vegas? |
| [37:42.300] | We would like more alcohol. |
| [37:44.170] | You know what else? We would like some more beers. |
| [37:49.870] | Oh, I forgot to dial. |
| [37:55.950] | That must be our alcohol and beers. |
| [38:03.820] | It' s Joey! I love Joey! |
| [38:06.220] | Oh, I love Joey! |
| [38:08.020] | Joey lives with a duck. |
| [38:09.560] | |
| [38:12.030] | Look, I need some help, okay? |
| [38:14.200] | Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate. |
| [38:17.530] | I' ll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I' m your man. |
| [38:27.310] | Are you okay? |
| [38:31.880] | Yeah. Fine. Thanks. |
| [38:36.990] | Hey, Rach? |
| [38:38.690] | How you doing? |
| [38:43.030] | I' m doing good, baby. How you doing? |
| [38:47.660] | Don' t let her drink anymore. |
| [38:53.340] | Here' s that macadamia nut. |
| [38:59.210] | No, something else. |
| [39:06.920] | So, what do you wanna do now? |
| [39:09.020] | I wanna get out of the room. |
| [39:13.020] | I really miss downstairs. |
| [39:16.930] | Okay, you know what? There is only one way I am leaving this hotel room. |
| [39:23.370] | Well, hello! |
| [39:26.200] | I' m Ross. |
| [39:28.440] | Good luck to you. Sir, you' ve got a little something.... |
| [39:37.610] | Hello. |
| [39:39.880] | |
| [40:07.580] | I won! |
| [40:09.080] | I won! I finally won! |
| [40:11.010] | I won! That was my quarter! |
| [40:12.950] | Take a hike, toots. |
| [40:16.620] | Excuse me, sir. |
| [40:18.190] | This lady played my quarter. This is my money. |
| [40:21.090] | Is that true, miss? |
| [40:23.930] | Sells drugs to kids. |
| [40:25.730] | |
| [40:27.800] | She sells drugs to kids. |
| [40:31.030] | It was my quarter. |
| [40:33.200] | Was it her quarter? |
| [40:35.170] | How about we talk about this over dinner? |
| [40:38.040] | Okay, lady, you' re out of here. No, you can' t arrest me! |
| [40:42.010] | I won' t go back to that hellhole! |
| [40:45.850] | I' m just taking you outside. |
| [40:48.720] | |
| [40:54.160] | I need something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. |
| [41:00.160] | Here' s something blue and new. |
| [41:02.670] | You are so efficient. I love you. |
| [41:05.530] | Let' s go. No, wait! |
| [41:07.040] | We need something old. |
| [41:08.800] | I have a condom in my wallet that I' ve had since I was twelve. |
| [41:14.510] | |
| [41:16.080] | I don' t think so. |
| [41:19.550] | Now something borrowed. |
| [41:22.590] | Here, just take this. |
| [41:25.390] | That' s stealing. |
| [41:26.720] | We' ll bring it back. Put it under your dress. |
| [41:40.600] | Okay. One thing at a time. |
| [41:56.750] | Are you gonna play? No, I don' t really have any money. |
| [42:01.260] | Not yet, anyway. |
| [42:05.460] | Can' t sit here if you don' t play. |
| [42:22.910] | My name is Regina Falangie. |
| [42:27.480] | I' m a businesswoman in town on business. |
| [42:30.350] | Would you like to see my card? |
| [42:32.350] | What did I do with my Filofax? |
| [42:34.360] | I must' ve left it in Conference Room B. |
| [42:37.690] | Fourteen. Hit me. 14 |
| [42:40.160] | Oh, my God. |
| [42:41.400] | May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands? |
| [42:47.270] | They' re identical. |
| [42:48.840] | I' ve never seen that in the business world. |
| [42:53.210] | Stop it. |
| [42:55.880] | Miss Falangie, may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table? |
| [43:00.880] | Please stop it. |
| [43:04.250] | Wouldn' t you pay good money to see identical hands... |
| [43:07.560] | ... showcased in some type of an entertainment venue? |
| [43:12.090] | If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you! |
| [43:18.970] | Didn' t I just throw you out? |
| [43:21.240] | No, you threw out Phoebe. |
| [43:23.310] | I' m Regina Falangie. Falangie. |
| [43:26.710] | Come on, lady. |
| [43:28.710] | Please take him too. |
| [43:30.250] | Me? Oh, come on, man. |
| [43:33.120] | Come on, buddy. |
| [43:35.250] | Don' t let him do this. Come on! |
| [43:37.790] | I' m your hand twin! |
| [43:44.630] | Hello. One marriage, please. |
| [43:47.130] | We want to get married. |
| [43:48.730] | There' s a service in progress. Have a seat. |
| [43:51.900] | All right. |
| [44:02.110] | What are you doing? |
| [44:03.410] | The " Wedding March." Does that freak you out? |
| [44:06.320] | No, it' s the graduation song. |
| [44:14.520] | This is it. We' re gonna get married. |
| [44:17.590] | You sure you wanna do this? |
| [44:24.830] | Hello, Mrs. Ross! |
| [44:27.340] | Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! |
| [44:32.610] | Wait. Okay. |
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