[00:01.410]No,it's just that all the people in the world I would want to talk to are right here.
[00:07.280]
[00:10.010]Sucker.
[00:12.620]Hello?
[00:13.950]-Hey,Joey! -Hey,Phoebe.
[00:16.120]I need a favor.
[00:17.560]I forgot the PlN to my ATM card. Can you get it for me?
[00:21.130]Sure. Where is it?
[00:22.630]I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner.
[00:26.360]So you're 5-6-3-9?
[00:28.630]That's it! Thanks.
[00:31.800]-Wanna talk to Chandler? -Let me talk to him.
[00:34.540]He didn't believe in my movie...
[00:36.540]...which is a big mistake, because it is real. Real.
[00:41.650]Tribbiani,get back to work. Break time's over.
[00:46.620]-Who was that? -My stunt double. Yeah.
[00:49.290]He's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
[00:53.190]I've tried to apologize.
[00:55.130]If I can't do it on the phone, I'll go and do it in person.
[00:58.930]I heard that. Can you put him on?
[01:01.030]
[01:04.640]Don't come out here.
[01:07.770]I support you 100% and I wanna prove that to you in person.
[01:11.440]I got that. I forgive you. Don't come out here.
[01:14.850]You haven't taken my calls for a week.
[01:17.220]I'm totally over it. Friends forever. Don't come out here.
[01:22.450]Would you mind doing a picture with us?
[01:25.790]-What was that? -Entertainment Tonight.
[01:30.800]Good talking to you and don't come out here.
[01:37.140]The One in Vegas
[02:24.680]Monica? I'm sorry I'm late.
[02:31.620]
[02:34.390]
[02:36.630]I'm so sorry. Have you been here long?
[02:39.260]That's okay.
[02:41.570]What the hell took you so long?
[02:45.970]You can't tell Chandler. I ran into Richard.
[02:48.840]-Which Richard? -The Richard.
[02:50.510]Richard Simmons? Oh,my God!
[02:54.010]No,my ex-boyfriend Richard. You know, the tall guy, mustache.
[02:58.480]Okay, that actually makes more sense. How was it?
[03:02.050]It was really nice. We talked and I had lunch with him.
[03:06.060]That's weird. I dreamed you had lunch with Richard.
[03:09.390]-Really? -Again, Richard Simmons.
[03:12.130]Go on.
[03:13.360]The strange part was he was really nice...
[03:16.070]...and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything.
[03:19.200]So why can't we tell Chandler?
[03:21.240]It'll freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary. I don't wanna spoil it.
[03:26.010]I can't believe you guys have lasted a whole year!
[03:29.310]Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks.
[03:33.890]On a totally different bet.
[03:39.820]-It's almost our anniversary! -I know.
[03:42.430]One year ago today,I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
[03:46.530]Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.
[03:50.870]I got you a gift.
[03:52.070]-It's not till tomorrow. -I know,but you have to open it today.
[04:08.550]Okay! There you go!
[04:10.960]It's two tickets to Vegas!
[04:13.790]Yeah! For this weekend! It'll be perfect.
[04:16.960]You'll see Joey, plus,we'll start our celebration on the plane.
[04:21.370]We can call it our "Plane-aversary."
[04:25.700]Do we have to?
[04:28.640]This is great, but Joey didn't want any of us there.
[04:32.210]He doesn't want us to go to any trouble. He'll be excited when we surprise him.
[04:37.150]Plus,we get to have our own "Anna-Vegas-ry"!
[04:42.990]"Anna-vada-versary!"
[04:46.460]I think we should see other people.
[04:49.260]We can go, right?
[04:50.930]Great idea.
[04:52.300]I'm gonna go too!
[04:56.770]Phoebe,it's kind of our anniversary.
[04:59.140]You won't ditch me like you did with London.
[05:02.070]Ditch you? You were pregnant
[05:04.080]Great story. I'm going.
[05:10.750]Listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey!
[05:16.920]Including me!
[05:19.160]Do you wanna go?
[05:20.360]I can take a couple days off work.
[05:22.490]Of course you can take a couple days off, because this trip includes me!
[05:28.300]I've got a presentation tomorrow. I can't miss that.
[05:31.770]I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit. I waited a year for this.
[05:36.510]Art lover.
[05:42.950]What'd you say?
[05:44.750]I said,art lover.
[05:47.320]-Was that supposed to be an insult? -I don't know,I'm very tired.
[05:51.620]-Rach, maybe we can fly out Saturday? -Sounds great.
[05:55.160]I'll call the airlines.
[05:57.560]That'll be nice to have the apartment to myself.
[06:01.100]To walk around naked.
[06:05.100]No,so I can be by myself. Have a little alone time.
[06:09.140]Naked alone time.
[06:11.310]Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked.
[06:15.180]You live alone, you don't walk around naked.
[06:17.750]Why does it takes me so long to answer the door?
[06:29.060]So far,is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London?
[06:34.030]So far, it's pretty much the same,Phoebe.
[06:37.370]What about after I give you these candies?
[06:41.910]I guess it's a little better now.
[06:45.040]
[06:49.350]I'll be back.
[06:53.990]Happy Plane-aversary.
[06:57.220]I love you.
[06:59.020]-Can I give you your present now? -Okay!
[07:06.430]Oh, don't tell me I did this.
[07:08.700]I love "l forgot the present" fake-out!
[07:12.770]How about "I did forget the present, forgive me" not fake-out?
[07:17.070]You can give it to me when we get back.
[07:19.740]This is the worst thing that could happen.
[07:22.350]You decided to tell him about the Richard thing.
[07:29.450]What "Richard thing"?
[07:31.020]Oh,no.
[07:34.690]What "Richard thing"?
[07:35.930]Simmons. Go with Simmons.
[07:44.940]I ran into Richard yesterday.
[07:47.070]He asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did.
[07:50.980]I didn't tell you because you'd get mad...
[07:53.780]...and I didn't wanna spoil our anniversary.
[07:56.880]I'm not mad.
[08:00.620]
[08:02.790]So you bumped into Richard. You grabbed a "bite."
[08:08.460]No big deal.
[08:13.160]Great.
[08:18.240]
[08:21.670]This is gonna be a real horserace.
[08:58.880]Oh,look what happened.
[09:02.880]Check me out.
[09:04.980]I'm in my kitchen...
[09:07.520]...naked.
[09:09.850]I'm picking up an orange.
[09:12.920]I'm naked.
[09:16.690]I'm lighting the candles.
[09:19.430]Naked. And carefully.
[09:33.210]Oh,my God! That's Rachel, naked!
[09:38.350]I can't look at that. I am looking at this.
[09:41.120]Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokes.
[09:46.220]Unless she wants me to be looking at that.
[09:50.800]She knows I'm home.
[09:52.760]She knows I can see her.
[09:55.900]What kind of game is she playing?
[09:59.740]I think maybe someone's lonely tonight.
[10:04.780]Dr. Geller.
[10:06.410]Stop it. You're being silly.
[10:11.250]Or am I?
[10:15.820]Love to love you baby
[10:20.320]Love to love you baby
[10:30.230]Love to love you baby
[10:33.900]Damn it!
[10:49.050]May I come in?
[10:51.860]Yeah,if you want to.
[10:54.020]Do you want me to?
[10:57.730]Yeah,sure?
[10:59.130]So do l.
[11:05.570]Okay,Rach,before anything happens...
[11:09.310]...I wanna lay down a couple of ground rules.
[11:12.210]This is just about tonight.
[11:15.180]I won't go through with this if it'll raise the question of "us."
[11:21.420]I just want this to be...
[11:25.990]...about what it is.
[11:32.260]And...
[11:33.660]...what is that,Ross?
[11:35.670]The physical act of love.
[11:39.840]What, are you crazy?
[11:41.410]So you weren't trying to entice me just now with your nakedness?
[11:49.210]Oh,God. You saw me?
[11:55.350]You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness?
[12:01.030]You actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?
[12:05.230]
[12:09.070]
[12:12.200]
[12:20.910]Oh,wow. I'm sorry. But,Ross, you kicked off your shoes.
[12:26.150]-Can we just forget this ever happened? -Of course. You're right. I'm sorry.
[12:31.060]-Thank you. -Yes.
[12:32.860]-I guess I'm gonna go pack. -Okay. Wait,one more thing.
[12:36.190]Do we still need to settle the question of "us"?
[13:04.050]Hey,you guys,wait! You guys.
[13:06.920]This place is much better than London.
[13:09.430]A lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this.
[13:12.330]Ninety-nine cent steak and lobster dinner. 99
[13:15.070]You don't eat animals.
[13:16.670]For ninety-nine cents I'd eat you.
[13:20.400]I can totally settle down here.
[13:22.770]It's got everything I could ever want. Including Joey! Look!
[13:28.080]Look! Hey!
[13:29.650]Oh,my God.
[13:31.780]
[13:38.320]Love your condoms,my man.
[13:41.260]Why are you here? I told you not to come.
[13:43.890]Why are you dressed as a gladiator?
[13:46.630]Because I'm shooting a scene right now. I play a gladiator.
[13:52.400]Hold on a second. Can we cut?
[13:55.110]My friends are here. I'm gonna take a break.
[13:57.980]Who are you talking to?
[14:00.980]The director.
[14:02.750]Her.
[14:07.150]All right,it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
[14:10.450]Why? What happened?
[14:12.120]The movie shut down. Ran out of money.
[14:14.430]I'm working here till it starts up, if it ever does.
[14:17.930]-I'm so sorry. -Such a drag.
[14:19.860]Sorry I didn't tell you. I'm sorry.
[14:22.330]Apparently there's a new policy of not sharing.
[14:25.670]-I knew you weren't okay with that. -So you're a gladiator!
[14:30.110]What's going on?
[14:31.810]-Monica had lunch with Richard. -Dawson?
[14:37.280]But that would've been so cool!
[14:40.180]Her boyfriend Richard.
[14:41.790]It meant nothing. After all this time, how can you not trust me?
[14:46.290]When you go lunching with hunky men and don't tell me!
[14:51.900]You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
[14:55.370]Thanks.
[14:57.300]-There we go. -Now I love Vegas.
[15:01.170]I promise you next time I absolutely will tell you.
[15:07.880]-"Next time"? -So close.
[15:11.580]There won't be a next time. You cannot see him again.
[15:14.920]I cannot see him? You can't tell me what to do.
[15:18.820]That's funny, I think I just did.
[15:21.860]If you act like this, I won't be around you.
[15:24.830]-Fine. -Happy anniversary!
[15:26.630]Guys,please! Come on,come on.
[15:29.300]This is obviously a misunderstanding.
[15:31.640]No,it is not.
[15:32.900]Don't look at me. I just work here.
[15:41.810]Okay, Ross? I'm a little warm, so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater.
[15:46.650]Now,I'm just letting you know...
[15:49.490]...this is not an invitation to the physical act of love.
[15:55.460]Yep,that's hilarious.
[15:58.400]I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.
[16:00.660]You know,last night was embarrassing for you too.
[16:03.900]No,not really. You've seen me naked hundreds of times.
[16:08.070]But it was a first for the rest of my building.
[16:11.540]That's true. But I just don't embarrass that easily.
[16:15.880]What? You totally get embarrassed.
[16:18.220]No,I don't. Ross,I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
[16:22.950]
[16:26.490]Hey,lady!
[16:27.890]I don't care how much you want it,okay?
[16:30.560]I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!
[16:38.770]You know,in Roman times, this was more than just a hat.
[16:43.070]
[16:45.640]They would scrub the floors.
[16:47.910]They'd use it to get the mud off their shoe.
[16:50.650]Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty.
[16:53.680]So they would stick it right
[16:56.350]I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary.
[16:59.620]I'll take you someplace nice. A guy tipped me $100.
[17:04.460]He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won $5000.
[17:08.000]Can you believe that?
[17:09.830]If I won $5000,I'd join a gym.
[17:12.270]Build up my upper body...
[17:13.940]...and hit Richard from behind with a stick.
[17:17.710]Wait! Why don't I just do what that guy did?
[17:20.810]I'll take this $100, turn it into $5000...
[17:23.180]...and I'll turn that into enough to get my movie going!
[17:27.450]Good luck.
[17:28.950]I don't need luck. I've thought this through.
[17:31.590]I see.
[17:41.400]Thanks.
[17:43.000]I can't believe this. This is like the worst night ever.
[17:46.670]You had a minor setback in your relationship.
[17:50.310]Big deal. It's only Chandler.
[17:53.880]I am so sorry.
[17:58.380]This is crazy. Such a stupid argument....
[18:01.790]I don't wanna see Richard.
[18:03.690]So go fix it.
[18:05.890]Find Chandler. He's probably in your room.
[18:08.830]Tell him sorry and you love him.
[18:11.230]You're right,Phoebe.
[18:13.200]-Thank you. -Sure.
[18:15.900]Yeah! Las Vegas! Number one!
[18:29.810]Anybody lose this?
[18:31.450]Coming out. Place your bet.
[18:34.720]Dice her out.
[18:38.560]Yellow 11. Pay the front line!
[18:49.330]So I'm on my way back to the bathroom.
[18:55.810]All right, all right. Just keep walking, all right?
[19:08.820]What are you? I am sorry,sir.
[19:10.850]I think he just really likes you.
[19:19.600]You know that teacher who had a baby with her student?
[19:32.910]
[19:34.780]-Can I help you? -Yes.
[19:36.480]Do you have any extra pants? My friend seems to have had a little accident.
[19:46.990]-Can I change $100? -Changing $100.
[19:50.730]-Good luck, sir. -Thanks.
[19:54.870]That's right.
[20:01.170]-Thirteen. -Hit me! 13
[20:04.710]
[20:09.510]
[20:12.880]You are not gonna believe this!
[20:15.190]I have found my identical hand twin.
[20:21.990]
[20:24.090]My identical hand twin!
[20:27.430]What's an identical hand twin?
[20:29.300]What does it sound like?
[20:30.970]It's a guy with my identical hands.
[20:34.300]It was incredible. The dealer's hands were exactly like mine.
[20:38.280]It was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
[20:42.280]You sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror?
[20:46.180]Don't you see what this means? I can forget about that stupid movie.
[20:50.520]I'm gonna be a millionaire!
[20:54.460]-How? -I don't have it all worked out yet.
[20:58.200]But it's gotta mean big money. Come on, identical hands!
[21:03.430]Again,I must go back to...
[21:05.700]...how?
[21:08.470]This is Vegas,man. People will pay to see freaky stuff!
[21:14.110]How much would you pay to see this hand...
[21:16.950]
[21:22.450]I can't really put a price on that.
[21:25.820]Are you un-supporting me again?
[21:29.660]I support you 100%. I just didn't get it right away.
[21:33.560]Now I'm caught up.
[21:35.230]Identical hand twins.
[21:37.300]It's a million-dollar idea!
[21:38.940]Right? I know. Okay. All right.
[21:42.610]What's that for?
[21:43.770]Well,I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break.
[21:53.520]I found my identical hand twin!
[21:55.590]Oh,you're so lucky!
[22:02.460]So where's Monica? Did you guys make up?
[22:06.700]But she just came up here.
[22:08.730]That was Joey.
[22:10.930]I wonder where she is? It's so weird.
[22:13.270]She's probably talking to Richard.
[22:15.410]Would you stop that?
[22:17.710]You know what she said after her lunch with Richard?
[22:21.240]She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you.
[22:25.420]
[22:27.280]She feels terrible. She really wants to make up. You've gotta find her.
[22:35.160]Good.
[22:43.230]I should really start wearing hats.
[23:02.120]
[23:31.880]Welcome to Las Vegas.
[23:35.120]-Did you enjoy your flight? -I did.
[23:37.450]Thank you very much. It was excellent.
[23:41.190]-I hope you had a nice flight. -Oh,it was the best.
[23:50.370]I think the check-in is that way.
[24:00.640]Kids love me.
[24:03.780]Hi,you guys are here!
[24:06.620]What'd you do? Did you go to a costume party?
[24:10.290]Let me guess. Pancho Villa.
[24:14.790]And you're Bob Saget.
[24:19.000]Pancho Villa?
[24:22.030]What are you talking about,Phoebe? I don't
[24:28.170]Oh,my God! You drew on me?
[24:31.040]Hey,you wet my pants!
[24:34.080]What kind of party was this?
[24:36.850]I've been walking around like this? You have so crossed a line.
[24:41.320]Rach,wait. The men's room is that way.
[24:50.590]It's the third time she's won on a machine I was playing.
[24:55.100]I bet she's one of those people.
[24:58.340]
[25:00.600]What? No, a lurker.
[25:02.840]What's that?
[25:04.010]When you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out...
[25:07.010]...a lurker waits for you to give up and then
[25:09.580]Kills you?
[25:12.920]They swoop in and steal your jackpot.
[25:17.590]-How do you know about this? -My nana used to do it.
[25:21.360]That's how she paid for my dance Karate lessons.
[25:24.930]Dance karate?
[25:26.460]
[25:29.230]...but beautiful sport. ...
[25:35.110]-lt won't come off. -What?
[25:37.440]It won't come off.
[25:38.780]Oh,my God. Rach, are you sure?
[25:41.140]I took it off and then I drew it back on.
[25:45.480]Rach,I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sure we can get it off,okay?
[25:48.950]-Just give me your pen. -Why? What are you gonna do?
[25:51.550]Well,I believe I'm going to stab you repeatedly.
[25:55.060]Not here. There are cameras everywhere.
[25:59.730]You made it!
[26:00.900]
[26:03.730]Who's your friend? He's hot.
[26:06.900]Thanks,man.
[26:08.170]Listen,I talked to Chandler. And I'm sorry about the movie.
[26:12.440]Don't be sorry.
[26:13.640]I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin.
[26:17.750]Your what?
[26:18.950]My identical hand twin. The person whose hands are like mine.
[26:22.920]-Were you looking for this person? -Not even. This thing is a gold mine.
[26:27.720]
[26:30.560]That won't make you any money.
[26:32.860]Well,fine.
[26:34.460]None of you will live with me in my hand-shaped mansion.
[26:39.800]Except you. You can live in the thumb.
[26:44.870]
[26:48.380]I am on fire!
[26:49.980]See you later.
[26:51.510]What are you doing?
[26:53.180]What's it look like? Going home.
[26:55.050]Why?
[26:59.120]Wait. Sorry,I was just playing for one second.
[27:03.330]If you don't want me to see Richard again,I won't.
[27:06.900]He means nothing to me.
[27:08.730]Oh,come on. I was there.
[27:13.800]I know he's the love of your life.
[27:16.870]Not anymore.
[27:19.580]
[27:21.480]Really.
[27:26.320]All right?
[27:27.920]Let's forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary.
[27:33.560]Okay, this is empty.
[27:35.890]I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.
[27:46.400]Where's the other guy?
[27:47.840]Which guy?
[27:49.340]Tall,dark hair,hand looks exactly like this?
[27:52.780]I don't know about the hands, but he went to the restroom.
[27:56.580]
[28:03.090]How you doing?
[28:05.790]-Very busy. -Right. Okay.
[28:12.960]Yes,hello. I have a question.
[28:16.200]I used your pen to draw on my friend's face.
[28:21.200]A beard and a mustache.
[28:25.980]Thank you.
[28:29.380]No,she didn't think so.
[28:31.710]I know. It's like Anyway....
[28:35.320]Makeup didn't cover it, we've tried everything and nothing's worked.
[28:39.790]What do we do?
[28:42.590]
[28:48.230]Thank you.
[28:50.300]Yeah, it's not coming off.
[28:53.140]What? What else did he say?
[28:55.170]He said he thought I was funny.
[29:00.440]
[29:03.680]...we'll have some fun and you will forget all about it.
[29:07.250]There's no way I am leaving looking like this!
[29:10.520]Come on,Rach. It's not that bad.
[29:12.860]Ross,I am a human doodle!
[29:16.330]Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you can't have fun.
[29:20.830]Besides,no one will even look at you.
[29:23.270]This is Vegas. Hello? There are tons of other freaks here.
[29:28.640]There are tons of freaks here. No other. No.
[29:33.980]Come on. No one will notice. I swear.
[29:43.820]There was some staring and pointing.
[29:48.560]I need a drink.
[29:50.490]They really overcharge you for that stuff.
[29:54.960]But who cares, because it's all on me.
[30:02.540]That is one big drink.
[30:06.080]Macadamia nut?
[30:08.480]Wow! That's some pricey nut.
[30:13.350]Really like those macadamia nuts?
[30:16.090]Nope.
[30:31.400]Get out of here, you lurker!
[30:33.800]Go on,get!
[30:38.710]You made up.
[30:40.710]I couldn't be mad at him for too long.
[30:42.950]She couldn't live without the "Chand love."
[30:49.120]Get a room.
[30:51.450]-We have one. -Use it.
[30:55.830]Bye,Chandler. Bye,Mon.
[31:05.700]Phoebe,Phoebe. Please pick up a house phone.
[31:09.470]You have a call from Chandler and Mon.
[31:15.280]
[31:24.150]You dirty lurker!
[31:27.520]I'm sorry,you are the same old lady,right? Yeah. Dirty lurker!
[31:37.900]That's right. Take good care of those babies.
[31:41.240]Excuse me?
[31:42.440]It's me. Joey.
[31:43.640]Do I know you?
[31:46.180]Joey?
[31:51.080]Yeah, the hand guy.
[31:53.620]So, what are we gonna do about this hand twin thing?
[31:58.150]Nothing.
[32:00.320]Look,you and I have been given a gift.
[32:03.630]We have to do something with it. Like hand modeling. Or magic.
[32:07.760]And you know NASA's gonna want to talk to us.
[32:12.140]I have to get back to work.
[32:14.500]We can have our own show.
[32:16.310]We can clap our hands together. People will love it!
[32:21.510]And I wrote a song for us.
[32:23.780]This hand is your hand
[32:27.450]This hand is my hand
[32:30.390]Oh,wait,that's your hand
[32:34.620]No,wait,it's my hand
[32:39.530]-That's okay. -But you haven't even heard the chorus!
[32:45.740]Oh,my God.
[32:47.340]I look like my great-aunt Muriel.
[32:50.570]All right,you know what?
[32:52.310]We don't have to go downstairs.
[32:54.580]We can bring Vegas up to us.
[32:57.480]All right,come on.
[32:58.920]We'll play some blackjack. Here we go.
[33:02.250]-Thirteen. -Hit me. 13
[33:04.150]Twenty-three. 23，
[33:07.490]Which is what we play to at this casino!
[33:12.830]You win 10 dollars!
[33:14.600]-I bet 20. -Right.
[33:22.000]A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man!
[33:27.410]I've never seen a roll like this!
[33:29.750]That's right, baby!
[33:31.180]What do I want now?
[33:34.280]Eight?
[33:35.950]-Six. -Pick a number! That is your only job.
[33:40.190]-Eight. -Thank you.
[33:41.590]If you get this, we buy everybody a steak dinner.
[33:47.730]Eight it is. 8
[33:50.470]We're not buying steak dinners,are we?
[33:52.640]-No. -Okay,good.
[33:55.710]-What do I want now? -Try a hard eight.
[33:58.070]-What? -Two fours.
[34:00.980]Eight! 8
[34:03.280]Don't you let her go. You're a lucky guy.
[34:06.480]Thank you,Mr. Drunken Gambler.
[34:09.490]You get this and we get the biggest suite in the place.
[34:16.890]We get the biggest suite in the place.
[34:19.330]The biggest suite in the place!
[34:21.300]Come on!
[34:24.300]I love you! I can't remember why we fought.
[34:26.970]Because I had lunch with Rich
[34:29.140]Me neither!
[34:31.140]-What now? -Another hard eight.
[34:33.410]Hard eight? Let's call it easy eight!
[34:35.850]I'll tell you what. You roll another hard eight...
[34:39.850]...and we get married here tonight.
[34:45.090]
[34:47.360]Shut up!
[34:51.430]It just got interesting!
[34:57.270]What did you say?
[34:58.940]You roll another hard eight, we get married tonight.
[35:02.810]You serious?
[35:04.270]Yes. I love you.
[35:05.940]I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
[35:09.610]I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
[35:12.520]So if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it.
[35:16.550]What do you say?
[35:18.850]Okay.
[35:20.960]
[35:26.200]That's a four.
[35:27.500]-And where's the other one? -Under the table.
[35:31.030]Nobody move! You look that way,I look this way.
[35:38.980]Here it is,here it is.
[35:42.180]
[35:46.650]It's your call.
[35:51.650]
[35:56.730]I think so too.
[36:25.250]Oh, well, lost again.
[36:32.130]That's it. You and me. Outside!
[36:34.630]I wouldn't want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!
[36:43.370]Be cool.
[36:48.410]Okay, your lurking days are over.
[36:50.710]
[36:51.950]Everyone you lurk, I'll lurk first.
[36:54.650]You move on, I'll be one step ahead of you...
[36:57.620]...every single time.
[36:59.090]And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day...
[37:02.960]...till Monday...
[37:04.830]...because that's when I go home.
[37:07.900]When do you leave?
[37:09.100]Also Monday.
[37:10.800]What time? Maybe we can share a cab.
[37:15.570]Hit me.
[37:17.440]Hit me.
[37:19.740]
[37:21.910]
[37:24.110]
[37:26.480]
[37:28.980]We need more cards.
[37:31.920]Yeah. And we also need more drinks. Hold on a second.
[37:37.330]
[37:38.930]Hello,Vegas?
[37:42.300]We would like more alcohol.
[37:44.170]You know what else? We would like some more beers.
[37:49.870]Oh,I forgot to dial.
[37:55.950]That must be our alcohol and beers.
[38:03.820]It's Joey! I love Joey!
[38:06.220]Oh,I love Joey!
[38:08.020]Joey lives with a duck.
[38:09.560]
[38:12.030]Look,I need some help, okay?
[38:14.200]Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate.
[38:17.530]I'll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man.
[38:27.310]Are you okay?
[38:31.880]Yeah. Fine. Thanks.
[38:36.990]Hey, Rach?
[38:38.690]How you doing?
[38:43.030]I'm doing good, baby. How you doing?
[38:47.660]Don't let her drink anymore.
[38:53.340]Here's that macadamia nut.
[38:59.210]No,something else.
[39:06.920]So, what do you wanna do now?
[39:09.020]I wanna get out of the room.
[39:13.020]I really miss downstairs.
[39:16.930]Okay,you know what? There is only one way I am leaving this hotel room.
[39:23.370]Well,hello!
[39:26.200]I'm Ross.
[39:28.440]-Good luck to you. -Sir, you've got a little something....
[39:37.610]Hello.
[39:39.880]
[40:07.580]I won!
[40:09.080]I won! I finally won!
[40:11.010]I won! That was my quarter!
[40:12.950]Take a hike, toots.
[40:16.620]Excuse me, sir.
[40:18.190]This lady played my quarter. This is my money.
[40:21.090]Is that true, miss?
[40:23.930]Sells drugs to kids.
[40:25.730]
[40:27.800]She sells drugs to kids.
[40:31.030]It was my quarter.
[40:33.200]Was it her quarter?
[40:35.170]How about we talk about this over dinner?
[40:38.040]-Okay, lady, you're out of here. -No,you can't arrest me!
[40:42.010]I won't go back to that hellhole!
[40:45.850]I'm just taking you outside.
[40:48.720]
[40:54.160]I need something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue.
[41:00.160]Here's something blue and new.
[41:02.670]You are so efficient. I love you.
[41:05.530]-Let's go. -No,wait!
[41:07.040]We need something old.
[41:08.800]I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve.
[41:14.510]
[41:16.080]I don't think so.
[41:19.550]Now something borrowed.
[41:22.590]Here, just take this.
[41:25.390]That's stealing.
[41:26.720]We'll bring it back. Put it under your dress.
[41:40.600]Okay. One thing at a time.
[41:56.750]-Are you gonna play? -No,I don't really have any money.
[42:01.260]Not yet,anyway.
[42:05.460]Can't sit here if you don't play.
[42:22.910]My name is Regina Falangie.
[42:27.480]I'm a businesswoman in town on business.
[42:30.350]Would you like to see my card?
[42:32.350]What did I do with my Filofax?
[42:34.360]I must've left it in Conference Room B.
[42:37.690]-Fourteen. -Hit me. 14
[42:40.160]Oh,my God.
[42:41.400]May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands?
[42:47.270]They're identical.
[42:48.840]I've never seen that in the business world.
[42:53.210]Stop it.
[42:55.880]Miss Falangie,may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table?
[43:00.880]Please stop it.
[43:04.250]Wouldn't you pay good money to see identical hands...
[43:07.560]...showcased in some type of an entertainment venue?
[43:12.090]If you leave now,I will chop off my hand and give it to you!
[43:18.970]Didn't I just throw you out?
[43:21.240]No, you threw out Phoebe.
[43:23.310]I'm Regina Falangie. Falangie.
[43:26.710]Come on, lady.
[43:28.710]Please take him too.
[43:30.250]Me? Oh, come on, man.
[43:33.120]Come on, buddy.
[43:35.250]Don't let him do this. Come on!
[43:37.790]I'm your hand twin!
[43:44.630]Hello. One marriage,please.
[43:47.130]We want to get married.
[43:48.730]There's a service in progress. Have a seat.
[43:51.900]All right.
[44:02.110]What are you doing?
[44:03.410]The "Wedding March." Does that freak you out?
[44:06.320]No, it's the graduation song.
[44:14.520]This is it. We're gonna get married.
[44:17.590]You sure you wanna do this?
[44:24.830]Hello, Mrs. Ross!
[44:27.340]Well,hello, Mr. Rachel!
[44:32.610]Wait. Okay.