| [00:29.-2] | Then we had this big fight, and I said I wanted to take a break. 然后我们大吵一架，弄得很僵 我告诉他我想冷静一下 |
| [00:44.-3] | Is that Mark? 那是马克吗？ |
| [00:45.-3] | Honey,look,he just 亲爱的，他只是过来… |
| [04:29.-1] | -You got my message? -You are right on time! 你听到我的留言没有？ 你真准时 |
| [04:35.-4] | Yes,you can. Very much. 当然可以，这样最好了 |
| [04:45.-3] | -Why are you mopping your ceiling? -There's banana on it. 你干嘛拖天花板？ 上面有香蕉 |
| [05:31.-1] | Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the rain forest? 哈罗，最近才在雨林 发现的有机物质？ |
| [08:48.-2] | You dog! 你这只发情的小狗 |
| [09:29.-1] | Yeah,we are. 一样 |
| [12:46.-1] | -What? -Was she good? 什么？ 她厉不厉害？ |
| [13:08.-2] | Good different? 好的不一样？ |
| [13:29.-4] | ...and then I got your message and I was so happy. 然后收到你的留言 我好高兴 |
| [17:23.-4] | Yes,I'd like to order a large pizza. 我想要一份大号的披萨 |
| [18:21.-1] | Well,I've been walking the same way since high school. 我从高中开始 走路的姿势都一样 |
| [21:22.-3] | Now I can't stop picturing you with her. 现在我满脑子都是 你跟她的画面 |
| [00:02.61] | -Previously on Friends.... -I don't feel like I have a girlfriend. “前情提要” 我觉得自己好像没有女朋友 |
| [00:05.88] | You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? 你是不是要我辞职 好让你觉得自己有女朋友？ |
| [00:09.19] | -ls this about Mark? -Oh,my God. 这又是为了马克吗？ 我的老天爷 |
| [00:11.22] | -Okay,it's not. -Oh,my God. 好，不是 我的老天爷 |
| [00:13.79] | I cannot keep having this fight with you! 我不能老是跟你 为同一件事情吵架 |
| [00:16.16] | Maybe we should just take a break. 也许我们应该冷静一下 |
| [00:18.56] | Fine. You're right. Let's take a break. 很好，你说得对 我们冷静一下 |
| [00:20.87] | Let's get some frozen yogurt or something. 我们去吃冷冻优格 |
| [00:24.87] | A break from us. 我们分手吧 |
| [00:32.81] | I don't want to take a break. 我不想分开 |
| [00:34.71] | This is crazy. 这太荒谬了 |
| [00:36.11] | Can't we work on this? 我们不能沟通吗？ |
| [00:38.05] | What do you want to drink? 你想喝什么？ |
| [00:39.52] | Who's that? 那是谁？ |
| [00:42.02] | Nobody. 没有人 |
| [00:46.49] | Yeah. Got it! 好，我懂了 |
| [00:49.23] | Hey,come dance. What,are you married? 来跳舞吧 你是有妇之夫，是吧？ |
| [00:52.46] | Because that's okay. 因为这也无所谓 |
| [01:05.71] | “第二天早上” |
| [01:10.48] | How was the big anniversary dinner? 昨晚的 周年纪念日大餐怎么样？ |
| [01:12.85] | Well,we never actually got to dinner. 我们根本没机会吃晚餐 |
| [01:16.89] | Nice. 很好 |
| [01:19.92] | We kind of broke up instead. 我们分手了 |
| [01:21.89] | What? 什么？ |
| [01:26.46] | My God! It's on the ceiling! 我的天，喷到天花板了 |
| [01:28.80] | That's okay. 没关系 |
| [01:30.04] | This is more important than fruit... 这件事的重要性超过… |
| [01:32.54] | ...on my ceiling. 天花板上的水果 |
| [01:35.57] | You broke up? 你们分手了？ |
| [01:36.67] | Yeah,but it's okay because when Ross left,Mark came over. 对，不过没关系 罗斯走了以后，马克来了 |
| [01:41.08] | -Oh,no! You and Mark? -It's okay. Calm down. 不会吧，你跟马克？ 没关系，别紧张 |
| [01:43.88] | Mark and I talked... 马克跟我聊了很久 |
| [01:45.55] | ...and I realized how much I love your stupid brother. 我了解自己有多爱你的蠢大哥 |
| [01:50.22] | We got our problems, but I really wanna make it work. 我们有问题，但我真心 想跟他继续交往下去 |
| [02:10.88] | Morning! 早安 |
| [02:17.25] | The One the Morning After 本集播出：“第二天早上” |
| [03:09.13] | It's me. I've been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. 是我，我找了你一整夜 我好难过 |
| [03:13.44] | There's nothing between me and Mark. 我跟马克没有什么 |
| [03:16.71] | This whole breakup thing is just stupid. 我们分手这事真是太愚蠢了 对 |
| [03:22.28] | I'm sorry I put you through it. 我这样折磨你，真对不起 |
| [03:24.72] | And I don't want to get back together over a machine. 我不想用答录机和好 |
| [03:28.82] | So I love you. 我爱你 |
| [03:30.52] | I love you. 我爱你 |
| [03:31.56] | And you know what? I'm gonna go to bed now... 跟你说，我要睡了 |
| [03:35.03] | ...but on my way to work tomorrow, I'll stop by around 8:30. Bye. 但我明天早上上班的时候 八点半过来，再见 |
| [03:43.07] | Chloe,how's it coming? 克萝伊，你好了没有？ |
| [03:44.67] | What kind of puppy do you think I should get? 你觉得我应该买什么样的狗？ |
| [03:47.34] | Well,how about a big one? 买只大狗怎么样？ |
| [03:49.57] | -But my apartment's so -Then a small one. 可是我的公寓… 那买小狗好了 |
| [03:52.28] | -We have to go. -Wait! Where's my shoes? 我们该走了 等等，我的鞋子呢？ |
| [03:54.88] | You need shoes? 你要穿鞋子？ |
| [03:59.38] | -Do I know why we're rushing? -You know my girlfriend? 我们干嘛这么赶？ 我不是跟你提过我女友吗？ |
| [04:03.45] | It turns out that she wants to get back together. 结果她想跟我复合 |
| [04:06.69] | I found it! 找到了 |
| [04:07.89] | That's so great for you guys! 那真是太好了 |
| [04:10.20] | You must be so happy! 你一定很高兴 |
| [04:11.80] | Yes,I am. One of the many things I'm feeling. 对，我是觉得很高兴 |
| [04:16.90] | -Good luck with your girlfriend. -Thank you. 祝你们好运 谢谢 |
| [04:32.38] | So can I be your girlfriend again? 我可以再当你的女朋友吗？ |
| [04:49.57] | I have the spirit of an old lndian woman living in mine. 有个印第安老女人的灵魂 住在我家客厅里 |
| [04:54.41] | So,then,you know. 那你懂啦 |
| [04:58.74] | The mailman was here, so I brought your mail. 邮差来过了 我帮你把邮件拿上来 |
| [05:01.21] | -Oh,good. Thanks. -Now,what is Fabutech? 很好，谢谢 那是法布科技的东西吗？ |
| [05:04.88] | Don't judge me too much,okay? 不要看不起我，好吗？ |
| [05:07.82] | I saw this infomercial, and I swear I have never... 我看到这个 我发誓我从来没有… |
| [05:11.42] | ... bought anything on TV before. 买过购物频道的东西 |
| [05:13.89] | Except for this mop. 除了这只拖把以外 |
| [05:16.43] | But there was this amazing stuff on leg-waxing 不过这个刮腿毛膏很棒 |
| [05:19.10] | Waxine! 刮刮看！ |
| [05:20.27] | Yes! Have you seen it? 对，你看过？ |
| [05:21.93] | It's incredible! I want to be a Waxine Girl! 这太棒了 我早就想当刮刮看女郞 |
| [05:24.70] | I know! 我知道 |
| [05:27.34] | Do you think it really doesn't hurt? How can they do that? 你觉得这真的不会痛吗？ 怎么会不痛的呢？ |
| [05:34.91] | They have the best stuff in there. 里面都是上等货 |
| [05:38.65] | Oh,my God! 我的天 |
| [05:41.39] | Oh,my God! 我的天 |
| [05:43.76] | We figured when we couldn't find you, you'd gone to make up with Rachel. 我们找不到你 还以为你去跟瑞秋和好了 |
| [05:48.06] | Which is probably what you should have done. 其实应该这样才对 |
| [05:51.73] | You think? 你说呢？ |
| [05:54.23] | God,I'm in hell. I mean,what am I gonna do? 我完蛋了，我该怎么办？ |
| [05:57.94] | Rachel's all "I love you," and all I can think about... 瑞秋满口说着“我爱你” 而我脑子里只想着… |
| [06:02.24] | ...is what is she gonna do when I tell her what I did? 如果我把实情告诉她 她会怎么样？ |
| [06:05.34] | First,we should address the more important question... 首先，我们应该谈 比较重要的问题 |
| [06:09.25] | ...how dumb are you? 你到底有多蠢？ |
| [06:12.82] | Look,we're trying to rebuild a relationship here,right? 我们努力想恢复 这份感情，好吗？ |
| [06:16.92] | How can I do that without being honest? 如果不诚实，还谈什么感情？ |
| [06:19.69] | I'm onboard about the total-honesty thing. I am. 我也赞成要坦承，真的 |
| [06:23.19] | Just not about stuff that's gonna get you in trouble. 不过会惹麻烦的事 还是少说为妙 |
| [06:27.27] | He's right. Nobody benefits, and you'll just hurt her. 他说的对，这对谁都没好处 只会让你伤害她 |
| [06:30.60] | And there won't be a relationship left to rebuild. 到时候感情也没了 |
| [06:33.64] | Don't you think 你不觉得… |
| [06:34.81] | If you have to tell her, at least wait till the timing's right. 如果你非说不可 至少先等适当的时机再说 |
| [06:38.51] | And that's what deathbeds are for. 所以临终之前才要忏悔 |
| [06:43.48] | -Yeah,okay. -All right. 好吧 好 |
| [06:45.78] | Okay. Now,we just have to make sure she doesn't find out some other way. 好，我们必须确定 她不会从其他管道知道 |
| [06:52.06] | Did you think about the trail? 你觉得有没有串连？ |
| [06:56.36] | What trail? 什么串连？ |
| [06:59.80] | From the woman you did it with... 从跟你做这件事的女人 |
| [07:01.63] | ...to the woman you hope never finds out you did it! 到你千方百计要隐瞒的女人 |
| [07:05.67] | Always think about the trail! 永远不要忘了中间的串连 |
| [07:09.41] | I don't think there's any trail. 我想应该没有任何串连 |
| [07:13.68] | Chloe works with that guy,lsaac. 克萝伊的同事艾塞克… |
| [07:16.21] | Isaac's sister is Jasmine,who works at the massage place with Phoebe. 艾塞克的妹妹洁丝敏 是菲比在按摩中心的同事 |
| [07:20.55] | Phoebe is Rachel's friend, and that's the trail! I did it! 菲比是瑞秋的朋友 这就是串连，我找到了 |
| [07:26.42] | "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg" 把刮腿毛膏和麻布条 帖在腿毛上 |
| [07:29.59] | Did that! 好了 |
| [07:31.86] | "Grasp the linen strip by its tab... 抓住突出的布条 |
| [07:34.57] | ...and pull it off in one quick, pain-free motion." 瞬间扯下来，完全无痛 |
| [07:41.94] | Was it not "pain-free"? 这不是无痛的吗？ |
| [07:44.88] | No,it was pain-ful! 不，痛死了 |
| [07:46.91] | My God,they should call it "Pain-zine,now with a little wax." 我的天，这应该叫痛痛膏 加一点腿毛膏 |
| [07:52.15] | The girls on the commercial don't seem to think it's that bad. 广告上的女孩 好像不觉得有这么痛 |
| [07:56.22] | Because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid. 那是因为她们太笨 所以神经都死掉了 |
| [08:01.06] | But you know,if you don't believe me,please,be my guest. 如果你不相信我的话 尽管自己试试看 |
| [08:10.00] | Now are you glad we didn't start with the bikini strips? 这下你该庆幸我们没有 帖比基尼布条了吧？ |
| [08:18.88] | Chloe,hi. 克萝伊，嗨 |
| [08:21.08] | Is this about me taking your watch? 是为了我拿走你的手表吗？ |
| [08:24.22] | -You took my watch? -I'm sorry. I do that. 你拿了我的手表？ 对不起，我有这种习惯 |
| [08:28.19] | You keep it. Listen,did you tell anyone about us? 你留着吧，听我说 你把我们的事跟别人说了吗？ |
| [08:31.92] | I feel like it really isn't anybody's business. 没有，我觉得不关别人的事 |
| [08:35.26] | Exactly. So you didn't mention anything to lsaac? 没错，那你没有 告诉艾塞克罗？ |
| [08:38.63] | -I tell lsaac everything. -You do? Of course you do. 我什么事都告诉艾塞克 真的？那当然啦 |
| [08:44.54] | Hi,lsaac. You know,we haven't actually met. 嗨，艾塞克 我们还没有正式见过面 |
| [08:52.38] | Yes,I suppose I am a dog. But see, I happen to have a girlfriend. 对，我想我是一只小狗 不过我有个女朋友 |
| [08:57.05] | Right. Rachel from the coffee place. 对，咖啡厅的瑞秋 |
| [08:59.48] | That's the one. Listen,I don't want to hurt her. 就是她 我不想伤害她 |
| [09:02.55] | I know. It doesn't matter how much we love them. 我知道 不管我们有多爱她们 |
| [09:05.49] | Monogamy is too cruel a rule. 一夫一妻制是违反人性的 |
| [09:10.80] | Listen,can you keep this information to yourself? 听我说 可以替我保守秘密吗？ |
| [09:14.63] | No problem. We gotta look out for each other. 没问题 我们要互相关照才行 |
| [09:17.27] | We're the same,you and me. 你跟我是一样的 |
| [09:22.17] | Actually,no,we're not. 其实我们是不一样的 |
| [09:25.01] | Yeah,we are. 一样的 |
| [09:27.01] | No,we're not. 不一样 |
| [09:31.58] | No,we're not. 不一样 |
| [09:32.82] | -Okay,we're not. -Right. 好，不一样 对 |
| [09:35.42] | But we are. 不过我们是一样的 |
| [09:39.09] | Fine. I just need to know that you won't tell your sister. 好，我只想知道 你不会告诉你妹妹 |
| [09:43.33] | I can promise not to tell her again. 我可以保证不会再跟她说 |
| [09:49.83] | Jasmine? We met at Phoebe's birthday party. I'm Ross Geller. 洁丝敏？我们在菲比的 生日派对见过，我是罗斯 |
| [09:54.61] | You did a bad thing! 你做了一件坏事 |
| [09:57.81] | -Yes,I did. -Very bad! 没错 坏透了 |
| [09:59.54] | -Very bad. -Very,very bad! 坏透了 不可原谅 |
| [10:02.45] | I'm agreeing with you. 我完全同意你的话 |
| [10:03.88] | Listen,did you happen to tell Phoebe yet? 听我说，你告诉菲比没有？ |
| [10:09.22] | Please. Please don't. 拜托你不要说 |
| [10:11.89] | I love my girlfriend very much and I want to work it out with her. 我很爱我的女朋友 希望跟她继续交往 |
| [10:18.50] | All right. 好吧 |
| [10:20.03] | Thank you. Thank you. 谢谢你… |
| [10:21.83] | But you should talk to my roommate. I told him,and he knows Phoebe too. 不过你应该去找我的室友 我跟他说了，他也认识菲比 |
| [10:26.34] | Who's your roommate? 你的室友是谁？ |
| [10:30.54] | Tell me you didn't tell Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place. 告诉我你没有告诉瑞秋 我跟影印店那女孩的事 |
| [10:36.01] | I'm sorry. 对不起 |
| [10:37.55] | Was I not supposed to? 难道我不该说？ |
| [11:00.37] | -We're all right. -It's okay. It's okay. 我们没事 不要紧… |
| [11:04.48] | -We were just waxing our legs. -Off? 我们只是在刮腿 把腿刮掉？ |
| [11:09.08] | For your information,this is a pain like no man will ever experience. 告诉你们，男人永远 不会经历这种痛苦 |
| [11:13.68] | Unless you've been kicked in an area... 你最好不要说这种话 除非你的重要部位… |
| [11:16.69] | ...that God only meant to be treated nicely. 曾经被狠狠踢过 |
| [11:20.32] | Women just have a lower threshold for pain than men,that's all. 只不过女人的门槛 比男人低罢了 |
| [11:24.60] | I mean,come on, it's just a little wax. 拜托，只不过是一点腿毛膏 |
| [11:27.83] | Oh,yeah? Come here. 是吗？过来 |
| [11:31.27] | Oh,that's mature. 你太幼稚了 |
| [11:34.44] | So now I just pull it off? 现在撕掉就好了吗？ |
| [11:36.57] | That's right. 没错 |
| [11:44.88] | Just talk to me. Please! 拜托你跟我说话 |
| [11:46.65] | Talk to you? I can't even look at you right now. 跟你说话？ 我连看都不想看你一眼 |
| [11:50.79] | Nothing. Nothing. 不痛… |
| [11:53.26] | -She said it was okay. -What are they talking about? 她说没事了 他们在说些什么？ |
| [11:57.86] | -Just get away from me! -I made a mistake,okay? 你滚远一点 我犯错了，好吗？ |
| [12:01.23] | A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse? 犯错？你放到哪里去了？ 她的皮包里？ |
| [12:07.61] | Where did he put it? 他放到哪里了？ |
| [12:12.91] | You had sex with another woman! 你跟另外一个女人上床 |
| [12:15.75] | Oh,my God! 我的天 |
| [12:17.55] | I knew something was wrong because my nails didn't grow at all yesterday. 我早就知道有事 我的指甲昨天一点都没长长 |
| [12:23.59] | I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk 我想是他们吵了一架 他喝醉了… |
| [12:26.86] | You guys knew about this and didn't tell us? 你们男生早就知道 却没跟我们说？ |
| [12:29.63] | He has sex and we get hit in our heads! 他走桃花运，我们却要挨打 |
| [12:32.76] | I want you to leave! Just get out! Now! 我要你马上离开，滚出去 |
| [12:35.43] | I want to stay and talk about this. 我要留下来好好谈这件事 |
| [12:38.70] | All right. How was she? 好，她怎么样？ |
| [12:47.78] | Don't answer that. 不要回答 |
| [12:52.12] | You said you wanted to talk about it. Let's talk. How was she? 你说要好好谈谈 我们就来谈，她怎么样？ |
| [12:57.09] | -She was.... -Awful. 她很… 逊 |
| [12:58.72] | -She was not good. -Horrible. Nothing compared to you. 不怎么样 烂透了，跟你没得比 |
| [13:03.66] | She was different. 她不一样 |
| [13:10.94] | Nobody likes change. 没有人喜欢改变 |
| [13:13.94] | -Just stop! -What? Okay! Okay! Okay! 够了 什么？好… |
| [13:17.17] | Should we do something? 我们该做些什么吗？ |
| [13:18.78] | Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel. 对，永远不要欺骗瑞秋 |
| [13:23.15] | I'm sorry,okay? I'm sorry. I was disgusted with myself... 对不起，好吗？我很抱歉 我当时很受不了我自己 |
| [13:27.12] | ...and this morning I was upset... 今天早上，我很难过 |
| [13:31.66] | And all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment 我一心只想把她 赶出我的公寓… |
| [13:34.93] | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute. 等一下 |
| [13:39.53] | What time did your little friend leave? 你的小朋友是几点离开的？ |
| [13:46.04] | Oh,my God. She was there? She was still there? 我的天，她在？ 她那时还在你家？ |
| [13:49.14] | She was in there when I was in there? 我在你家的时候她也在？ |
| [13:56.51] | Listen,the important thing is she meant nothing to me. 听我说，重点是 她对我毫无意义 |
| [14:00.15] | And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship! 却值得你为她破坏我们的关系 |
| [14:05.36] | I didn't think there was a relationship. 那时候我不知道 我们还有关系 |
| [14:07.73] | -We'd broken up. -We were on a break. 我们分手了 只是暂时冷静一下 |
| [14:10.29] | That,for all I knew,could last forever. That is a breakup. 对我来说，那可能是一辈子 那就是分手 |
| [14:14.13] | You gonna get out of this on a technicality? 你想用技术性细节逃掉吗？ |
| [14:16.07] | I'm not trying to "get out" of anything. 我不想逃掉什么 |
| [14:18.57] | I thought our relationship was dead. 我以为我们的关系完了 |
| [14:20.57] | Well,you sure had a hell of a time at the wake. 你马上就去享艳福了 |
| [14:25.81] | I don't think we should listen to this anymore. 我想我们不该再听下去了 |
| [14:28.71] | What are you doing? We can't go out. 你干嘛？我们不能出去 |
| [14:30.92] | Why not? I'm hungry. 为什么不行？我饿了 |
| [14:34.65] | Because they'll know we've been listening. 因为他们会知道我们在偷听 |
| [14:37.56] | God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther! 老天，我还得从 甘瑟那里听到这件事 |
| [14:40.66] | I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen! 我到处奔波 就是不想让你知道 |
| [14:46.60] | Oh,that is so sweet. 你好体帖 |
| [14:50.37] | I think I'm falling in love with you all over again. 我想我又重新爱上你了 |
| [14:55.57] | We can go out. They have other things to worry about. 我们可以出去了 他们有其他的事要担心 |
| [14:59.21] | We'll be fine. 不会有事的 |
| [15:00.54] | Rachel,I wanted to tell you. I thought I should. 瑞秋，我早就想告诉你 我觉得我应该告诉你 |
| [15:04.28] | And then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to! 但是钱德和乔伊叫我不要说 |
| [15:11.59] | Wax the door shut. We're never leaving. 把门用腊封起来 我们再也不走了 |
| [15:15.79] | It's Phoebe. Someone has to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehak... 我是菲比，李哈克先生九点来 得有人帮我代班 |
| [15:19.86] | ... because it's 9:15 now, and I'm not there. 因为现在已经九点一刻 我人还没到 |
| [15:24.87] | None of this would've happened if I didn't think... 之所以会发生这种事 都是因为… |
| [15:28.44] | ...you were having sex with Mark? 我以为那时候 你在跟马克上床 |
| [15:30.94] | All right. 好 |
| [15:32.81] | Let's say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me? 就说我跟马克上了床 你可以原谅我吗？ |
| [15:39.75] | Yes,I would. 我会的 |
| [15:44.00] | You'd be okay if Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me... 你不介意马克吻我 跟我裸裎相见 |
| [15:48.53] | ...and made love to me? 跟我做爱？ |
| [15:53.76] | If you knew that our hot,sweaty, writhing bodies were 要是你知道我们火热 汗湿、翻滚的身体… |
| [16:03.41] | I would have been devastated... 我会不知如何是好 |
| [16:06.41] | ... but I would still want to be with you. 不过我还是想跟你在一起 |
| [16:09.31] | Because,I mean,it's you. 因为，是你啊 |
| [16:23.53] | Come on,tell me what you're thinking. 说吧，告诉我你在想什么 |
| [16:28.93] | I'm thinking... 我想… |
| [16:33.44] | ... I'm gonna order a pizza. 叫一个披萨 |
| [16:38.61] | Order a pizza,like... 叫一个披萨，意思是… |
| [16:41.31] | ... "I forgive you"? “我原谅你”？ |
| [16:48.32] | Oh,man! 老天 |
| [16:50.00] | Pizza? 披萨？ |
| [16:52.19] | I like pizza. 我喜欢吃披萨 |
| [16:55.39] | Put olives on the pizza. 披萨上面放橄榄 |
| [17:02.63] | We could eat the wax! It's organic! 我们可以吃腿毛膏 那是有机的 |
| [17:06.20] | Oh,great. Food with hair on it. 太好了，连毛一起吃下去 |
| [17:10.24] | No,not the used wax. 不，我不是说用过的 |
| [17:12.18] | Because that would be crazy? 因为那样很神经？ |
| [17:17.45] | Could I get in on that? Because I'm kind of hungry myself. 可以算我一份吗？ 因为我也饿了 |
| [17:21.55] | Fine. 好 |
| [17:25.92] | -No anchovies. -With extra anchovies. 不要放鳀鱼 多加一份鳀鱼 |
| [17:30.06] | That's okay. I'll pick them off. 没关系，我挑掉就好了 |
| [17:31.66] | And could you chop some up and put it right in the sauce? 麻烦你拿些鳀鱼剁碎了 搅到酱汁里好吗？ |
| [17:41.77] | You can have the last piece if you want. 你想吃的话，最后一块给你 |
| [17:44.07] | Well,I should think so. You slept with someone. 应该的，你跟别人上床了 |
| [17:59.42] | They're gonna get through this, aren't they? 他们应该会和好吧？ |
| [18:02.46] | Yeah. Come on,it's Ross and Rachel. 当然啦，他们是罗斯跟瑞秋呢 |
| [18:05.46] | They've got to. 他们非和好不可 |
| [18:08.40] | What if they don't? 万一他们不能和好呢？ |
| [18:14.20] | You think I need a new walk? 你们觉得 我需要新的走路姿势吗？ |
| [18:19.88] | What? 什么？ |
| [18:25.15] | You know how some guys walk into a room and everybody takes notice? 你知道有些人不管到哪里 就吸引所有人的目光 |
| [18:29.22] | I think I need a take-notice walk. 我想我需要 吸引目光的走路姿势 |
| [18:32.16] | Are you actually saying these words? 你是褚的吗？ |
| [18:39.26] | What,now you're not even talking to me? 你现在连话都不跟我说了 |
| [18:44.60] | Look,Rachel,I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was out of my mind. 听我说，对不起 我很抱歉，我当时疯了 |
| [18:49.17] | I thought I'd lost you. 我以为我会失去你 不知道如何是好 |
| [18:50.81] | How insane must I have been to do something like this? 我一定是完全疯了 才会做这种事 |
| [18:54.08] | I don't cheat,right? That's not me. I'm not Joey! 我不是对爱情不忠的人 我不是这种人，我不是乔伊 |
| [19:08.53] | It's 3 a. m. They don't know that I've come home yet. 现在是半夜三点了 他们还不知道我已经回家了 |
| [19:12.36] | You notice how they aren't wondering where I am? 他们也没奇怪我到哪里去了 |
| [19:16.13] | You know,people can be so self-involved. 人有时候就是只想到自己 |
| [19:20.80] | You know what? I'm not the one that wanted that break. 你知道吗？ 不是我要冷静一下的 |
| [19:25.04] | You're the one that bailed. You're the one... 是你要离开的，是你… |
| [19:27.91] | ...that ran the moment things got rough. 是你在事情 不顺利的时候逃跑的 |
| [19:30.25] | -That's -That's what? 那… 那怎么样？ |
| [19:31.65] | -That is neither here nor there. -Here we are... 既不是当时，也不是现在 现在我们… |
| [19:34.49] | ...in a spot again. What do you want? 又是进退两难 你打算怎么办？ |
| [19:36.85] | How do you want to handle it? You want to fight for us or bail? 你打算怎么处理？ 你想继续努力还是逃跑？ |
| [19:46.50] | Look,I did a terrible, stupid,stupid thing,okay? 听我说，我做了一件过份 而且非常愚蠢的事 |
| [19:51.00] | I'm sorry. I wish I could take it back,but I can't. 对不起，我希望能改变历史 但是不可能 |
| [19:54.94] | I just can't see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. 我只是不能眼睁睁看着 一段美好的感情就此破灭 |
| [20:00.01] | I love you so much. 我好爱你 |
| [20:12.52] | No,Ross! Don't! 不要，罗斯，不要 |
| [20:14.86] | You can't just kiss me and make it all go away. 你不能吻我两下 就让整件事烟消云散 |
| [20:18.50] | It doesn't work that way. It doesn't just make it better. 事情不是这样的 这样只会越弄越糟 |
| [20:27.37] | I think you should go. 我觉得你应该离开 |
| [20:30.87] | What? 什么？ |
| [20:32.51] | I really think you need to go now. 我真的觉得你该走了 |
| [20:40.25] | This morning you said there was nothing we couldn't work out. 今天早上你还说 我们什么事情都可以沟通 |
| [20:43.85] | What the hell did I know? 我那时候知道什么？ |
| [20:45.69] | There's got to be a way we can work past this. 我们一定有办法度过这一关 |
| [20:48.93] | I can't imagine my life without you. 我不能想像没有你的日子 |
| [20:56.10] | Without these arms... 没有这双手臂 |
| [20:58.44] | ...and your face and heart... 你的脸孔和你的心 |
| [21:01.21] | ...your good heart,Rach,and.... 你善良的心，瑞秋… |
| [21:10.05] | I can't. You're a totally different person to me now. 我办不到 你在我眼里完全变了 |
| [21:13.85] | I used to think of you as somebody that would never,ever hurt me. 我以前总觉得 你永远永远不会伤害我 |
| [21:19.19] | Ever. 永远不会 |
| [21:24.53] | I can't. It doesn't matter what you say or what you do. 我做不到 你说什么、做什么都没用 |
| [21:28.37] | It's just changed everything. 一切都不能回头了 |
| [21:33.44] | Forever. 永远不能 |
| [21:46.05] | This can't be it. 不可能会这样 |
| [21:52.92] | Then how come it is? 那为什么事实就是如此？ |
| [22:06.74] | They've been quiet for a long time. 他们好久没动静了 |
| [22:10.31] | Maybe she killed him. 也许她把他杀了 |
| [22:15.71] | Let's go. 我们走吧 |
| [22:44.88] | Is that your new walk? 这是你新的走路姿势吗？ |
| [22:51.45] | No. I really have to pee. 不是，我快尿出来了 |
| [00:29.-2] | Then we had this big fight, and I said I wanted to take a break. ran hou wo men da chao yi jia, nong de hen jiang wo gao su ta wo xiang leng jing yi xia |
| [00:44.-3] | Is that Mark? na shi ma ke ma? |
| [00:45.-3] | Honey, look, he just qin ai de, ta zhi shi guo lai |
| [04:29.-1] | You got my message? You are right on time! ni ting dao wo de liu yan mei you? ni zhen zhun shi |
| [04:35.-4] | Yes, you can. Very much. dang ran ke yi, zhe yang zui hao le |
| [04:45.-3] | Why are you mopping your ceiling? There' s banana on it. ni gan ma tuo tian hua ban? shang mian you xiang jiao |
| [05:31.-1] | Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the rain forest? ha luo, zui jin cai zai yu lin fa xian de you ji wu zhi? |
| [08:48.-2] | You dog! ni zhe zhi fa qing de xiao gou |
| [09:29.-1] | Yeah, we are. yi yang |
| [12:46.-1] | What? Was she good? shen me? ta li bu li hai? |
| [13:08.-2] | Good different? hao de bu yi yang? |
| [13:29.-4] | ... and then I got your message and I was so happy. ran hou shou dao ni de liu yan wo hao gao xing |
| [17:23.-4] | Yes, I' d like to order a large pizza. wo xiang yao yi fen da hao de pi sa |
| [18:21.-1] | Well, I' ve been walking the same way since high school. wo cong gao zhong kai shi zou lu de zi shi dou yi yang |
| [21:22.-3] | Now I can' t stop picturing you with her. xian zai wo man nao zi dou shi ni gen ta de hua mian |
| [00:02.61] | Previously on Friends.... I don' t feel like I have a girlfriend. " qian qing ti yao" wo jue de zi ji hao xiang mei you nv peng you |
| [00:05.88] | You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? ni shi bu shi yao wo ci zhi hao rang ni jue de zi ji you nv peng you? |
| [00:09.19] | ls this about Mark? Oh, my God. zhe you shi wei le ma ke ma? wo de lao tian ye |
| [00:11.22] | Okay, it' s not. Oh, my God. hao, bu shi wo de lao tian ye |
| [00:13.79] | I cannot keep having this fight with you! wo bu neng lao shi gen ni wei tong yi jian shi qing chao jia |
| [00:16.16] | Maybe we should just take a break. ye xu wo men ying gai leng jing yi xia |
| [00:18.56] | Fine. You' re right. Let' s take a break. hen hao, ni shuo de dui wo men leng jing yi xia |
| [00:20.87] | Let' s get some frozen yogurt or something. wo men qu chi leng dong you ge |
| [00:24.87] | A break from us. wo men fen shou ba |
| [00:32.81] | I don' t want to take a break. wo bu xiang fen kai |
| [00:34.71] | This is crazy. zhe tai huang miu le |
| [00:36.11] | Can' t we work on this? wo men bu neng gou tong ma? |
| [00:38.05] | What do you want to drink? ni xiang he shen me? |
| [00:39.52] | Who' s that? na shi shui? |
| [00:42.02] | Nobody. mei you ren |
| [00:46.49] | Yeah. Got it! hao, wo dong le |
| [00:49.23] | Hey, come dance. What, are you married? lai tiao wu ba ni shi you fu zhi fu, shi ba? |
| [00:52.46] | Because that' s okay. yin wei zhe ye wu suo wei |
| [01:05.71] | " di er tian zao shang" |
| [01:10.48] | How was the big anniversary dinner? zuo wan de zhou nian ji nian ri da can zen me yang? |
| [01:12.85] | Well, we never actually got to dinner. wo men gen ben mei ji hui chi wan can |
| [01:16.89] | Nice. hen hao |
| [01:19.92] | We kind of broke up instead. wo men fen shou le |
| [01:21.89] | What? shen me? |
| [01:26.46] | My God! It' s on the ceiling! wo de tian, pen dao tian hua ban le |
| [01:28.80] | That' s okay. mei guan xi |
| [01:30.04] | This is more important than fruit... zhe jian shi de zhong yao xing chao guo |
| [01:32.54] | ... on my ceiling. tian hua ban shang de shui guo |
| [01:35.57] | You broke up? ni men fen shou le? |
| [01:36.67] | Yeah, but it' s okay because when Ross left, Mark came over. dui, bu guo mei guan xi luo si zou le yi hou, ma ke lai le |
| [01:41.08] | Oh, no! You and Mark? It' s okay. Calm down. bu hui ba, ni gen ma ke? mei guan xi, bie jin zhang |
| [01:43.88] | Mark and I talked... ma ke gen wo liao le hen jiu |
| [01:45.55] | ... and I realized how much I love your stupid brother. wo liao jie zi ji you duo ai ni de chun da ge |
| [01:50.22] | We got our problems, but I really wanna make it work. wo men you wen ti, dan wo zhen xin xiang gen ta ji xu jiao wang xia qu |
| [02:10.88] | Morning! zao an |
| [02:17.25] | The One the Morning After ben ji bo chu:" di er tian zao shang" |
| [03:09.13] | It' s me. I' ve been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. shi wo, wo zhao le ni yi zheng ye wo hao nan guo |
| [03:13.44] | There' s nothing between me and Mark. wo gen ma ke mei you shen me |
| [03:16.71] | This whole breakup thing is just stupid. wo men fen shou zhe shi zhen shi tai yu chun le dui |
| [03:22.28] | I' m sorry I put you through it. wo zhe yang zhe mo ni, zhen dui bu qi |
| [03:24.72] | And I don' t want to get back together over a machine. wo bu xiang yong da lu ji he hao |
| [03:28.82] | So I love you. wo ai ni |
| [03:30.52] | I love you. wo ai ni |
| [03:31.56] | And you know what? I' m gonna go to bed now... gen ni shuo, wo yao shui le |
| [03:35.03] | ... but on my way to work tomorrow, I' ll stop by around 8: 30. Bye. dan wo ming tian zao shang shang ban de shi hou ba dian ban guo lai, zai jian |
| [03:43.07] | Chloe, how' s it coming? ke luo yi, ni hao le mei you? |
| [03:44.67] | What kind of puppy do you think I should get? ni jue de wo ying gai mai shen me yang de gou? |
| [03:47.34] | Well, how about a big one? mai zhi da gou zen me yang? |
| [03:49.57] | But my apartment' s so Then a small one. ke shi wo de gong yu na mai xiao gou hao le |
| [03:52.28] | We have to go. Wait! Where' s my shoes? wo men gai zou le deng deng, wo de xie zi ne? |
| [03:54.88] | You need shoes? ni yao chuan xie zi? |
| [03:59.38] | Do I know why we' re rushing? You know my girlfriend? wo men gan ma zhe me gan? wo bu shi gen ni ti guo wo nv you ma? |
| [04:03.45] | It turns out that she wants to get back together. jie guo ta xiang gen wo fu he |
| [04:06.69] | I found it! zhao dao le |
| [04:07.89] | That' s so great for you guys! na zhen shi tai hao le |
| [04:10.20] | You must be so happy! ni yi ding hen gao xing |
| [04:11.80] | Yes, I am. One of the many things I' m feeling. dui, wo shi jue de hen gao xing |
| [04:16.90] | Good luck with your girlfriend. Thank you. zhu ni men hao yun xie xie |
| [04:32.38] | So can I be your girlfriend again? wo ke yi zai dang ni de nv peng you ma? |
| [04:49.57] | I have the spirit of an old lndian woman living in mine. you ge yin di an lao nv ren de ling hun zhu zai wo jia ke ting li |
| [04:54.41] | So, then, you know. na ni dong la |
| [04:58.74] | The mailman was here, so I brought your mail. you chai lai guo le wo bang ni ba you jian na shang lai |
| [05:01.21] | Oh, good. Thanks. Now, what is Fabutech? hen hao, xie xie na shi fa bu ke ji de dong xi ma? |
| [05:04.88] | Don' t judge me too much, okay? bu yao kan bu qi wo, hao ma? |
| [05:07.82] | I saw this infomercial, and I swear I have never... wo kan dao zhe ge wo fa shi wo cong lai mei you |
| [05:11.42] | ... bought anything on TV before. mai guo gou wu pin dao de dong xi |
| [05:13.89] | Except for this mop. chu le zhe zhi tuo ba yi wai |
| [05:16.43] | But there was this amazing stuff on legwaxing bu guo zhe ge gua tui mao gao hen bang |
| [05:19.10] | Waxine! gua gua kan! |
| [05:20.27] | Yes! Have you seen it? dui, ni kan guo? |
| [05:21.93] | It' s incredible! I want to be a Waxine Girl! zhe tai bang le wo zao jiu xiang dang gua gua kan nv lang |
| [05:24.70] | I know! wo zhi dao |
| [05:27.34] | Do you think it really doesn' t hurt? How can they do that? ni jue de zhe zhen de bu hui tong ma? zen me hui bu tong de ne? |
| [05:34.91] | They have the best stuff in there. li mian dou shi shang deng huo |
| [05:38.65] | Oh, my God! wo de tian |
| [05:41.39] | Oh, my God! wo de tian |
| [05:43.76] | We figured when we couldn' t find you, you' d gone to make up with Rachel. wo men zhao bu dao ni hai yi wei ni qu gen rui qiu he hao le |
| [05:48.06] | Which is probably what you should have done. qi shi ying gai zhe yang cai dui |
| [05:51.73] | You think? ni shuo ne? |
| [05:54.23] | God, I' m in hell. I mean, what am I gonna do? wo wan dan le, wo gai zen me ban? |
| [05:57.94] | Rachel' s all " I love you," and all I can think about... rui qiu man kou shuo zhe" wo ai ni" er wo nao zi li zhi xiang zhe |
| [06:02.24] | ... is what is she gonna do when I tell her what I did? ru guo wo ba shi qing gao su ta ta hui zen me yang? |
| [06:05.34] | First, we should address the more important question... shou xian, wo men ying gai tan bi jiao zhong yao de wen ti |
| [06:09.25] | ... how dumb are you? ni dao di you duo chun? |
| [06:12.82] | Look, we' re trying to rebuild a relationship here, right? wo men nu li xiang hui fu zhe fen gan qing, hao ma? |
| [06:16.92] | How can I do that without being honest? ru guo bu cheng shi, hai tan shen me gan qing? |
| [06:19.69] | I' m onboard about the totalhonesty thing. I am. wo ye zan cheng yao tan cheng, zhen de |
| [06:23.19] | Just not about stuff that' s gonna get you in trouble. bu guo hui re ma fan de shi hai shi shao shuo wei miao |
| [06:27.27] | He' s right. Nobody benefits, and you' ll just hurt her. ta shuo de dui, zhe dui shui dou mei hao chu zhi hui rang ni shang hai ta |
| [06:30.60] | And there won' t be a relationship left to rebuild. dao shi hou gan qing ye mei le |
| [06:33.64] | Don' t you think ni bu jue de |
| [06:34.81] | If you have to tell her, at least wait till the timing' s right. ru guo ni fei shuo bu ke zhi shao xian deng shi dang de shi ji zai shuo |
| [06:38.51] | And that' s what deathbeds are for. suo yi lin zhong zhi qian cai yao chan hui |
| [06:43.48] | Yeah, okay. All right. hao ba hao |
| [06:45.78] | Okay. Now, we just have to make sure she doesn' t find out some other way. hao, wo men bi xu que ding ta bu hui cong qi ta guan dao zhi dao |
| [06:52.06] | Did you think about the trail? ni jue de you mei you chuan lian? |
| [06:56.36] | What trail? shen me chuan lian? |
| [06:59.80] | From the woman you did it with... cong gen ni zuo zhe jian shi de nv ren |
| [07:01.63] | ... to the woman you hope never finds out you did it! dao ni qian fang bai ji yao yin man de nv ren |
| [07:05.67] | Always think about the trail! yong yuan bu yao wang le zhong jian de chuan lian |
| [07:09.41] | I don' t think there' s any trail. wo xiang ying gai mei you ren he chuan lian |
| [07:13.68] | Chloe works with that guy, lsaac. ke luo yi de tong shi ai sai ke |
| [07:16.21] | Isaac' s sister is Jasmine, who works at the massage place with Phoebe. ai sai ke de mei mei jie si min shi fei bi zai an mo zhong xin de tong shi |
| [07:20.55] | Phoebe is Rachel' s friend, and that' s the trail! I did it! fei bi shi rui qiu de peng you zhe jiu shi chuan lian, wo zhao dao le |
| [07:26.42] | " After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg" ba gua tui mao gao he ma bu tiao tie zai tui mao shang |
| [07:29.59] | Did that! hao le |
| [07:31.86] | " Grasp the linen strip by its tab... zhua zhu tu chu de bu tiao |
| [07:34.57] | ... and pull it off in one quick, painfree motion." shun jian che xia lai, wan quan wu tong |
| [07:41.94] | Was it not " painfree"? zhe bu shi wu tong de ma? |
| [07:44.88] | No, it was painful! bu, tong si le |
| [07:46.91] | My God, they should call it " Painzine, now with a little wax." wo de tian, zhe ying gai jiao tong tong gao jia yi dian tui mao gao |
| [07:52.15] | The girls on the commercial don' t seem to think it' s that bad. guang gao shang de nv hai hao xiang bu jue de you zhe me tong |
| [07:56.22] | Because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid. na shi yin wei ta men tai ben suo yi shen jing dou si diao le |
| [08:01.06] | But you know, if you don' t believe me, please, be my guest. ru guo ni bu xiang xin wo de hua jin guan zi ji shi shi kan |
| [08:10.00] | Now are you glad we didn' t start with the bikini strips? zhe xia ni gai qing xing wo men mei you tie bi ji ni bu tiao le ba? |
| [08:18.88] | Chloe, hi. ke luo yi, hai |
| [08:21.08] | Is this about me taking your watch? shi wei le wo na zou ni de shou biao ma? |
| [08:24.22] | You took my watch? I' m sorry. I do that. ni na le wo de shou biao? dui bu qi, wo you zhe zhong xi guan |
| [08:28.19] | You keep it. Listen, did you tell anyone about us? ni liu zhe ba, ting wo shuo ni ba wo men de shi gen bie ren shuo le ma? |
| [08:31.92] | I feel like it really isn' t anybody' s business. mei you, wo jue de bu guan bie ren de shi |
| [08:35.26] | Exactly. So you didn' t mention anything to lsaac? mei cuo, na ni mei you gao su ai sai ke luo? |
| [08:38.63] | I tell lsaac everything. You do? Of course you do. wo shen me shi dou gao su ai sai ke zhen de? na dang ran la |
| [08:44.54] | Hi, lsaac. You know, we haven' t actually met. hai, ai sai ke wo men hai mei you zheng shi jian guo mian |
| [08:52.38] | Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But see, I happen to have a girlfriend. dui, wo xiang wo shi yi zhi xiao gou bu guo wo you ge nv peng you |
| [08:57.05] | Right. Rachel from the coffee place. dui, ka fei ting de rui qiu |
| [08:59.48] | That' s the one. Listen, I don' t want to hurt her. jiu shi ta wo bu xiang shang hai ta |
| [09:02.55] | I know. It doesn' t matter how much we love them. wo zhi dao bu guan wo men you duo ai ta men |
| [09:05.49] | Monogamy is too cruel a rule. yi fu yi qi zhi shi wei fan ren xing de |
| [09:10.80] | Listen, can you keep this information to yourself? ting wo shuo ke yi ti wo bao shou mi mi ma? |
| [09:14.63] | No problem. We gotta look out for each other. mei wen ti wo men yao hu xiang guan zhao cai xing |
| [09:17.27] | We' re the same, you and me. ni gen wo shi yi yang de |
| [09:22.17] | Actually, no, we' re not. qi shi wo men shi bu yi yang de |
| [09:25.01] | Yeah, we are. yi yang de |
| [09:27.01] | No, we' re not. bu yi yang |
| [09:31.58] | No, we' re not. bu yi yang |
| [09:32.82] | Okay, we' re not. Right. hao, bu yi yang dui |
| [09:35.42] | But we are. bu guo wo men shi yi yang de |
| [09:39.09] | Fine. I just need to know that you won' t tell your sister. hao, wo zhi xiang zhi dao ni bu hui gao su ni mei mei |
| [09:43.33] | I can promise not to tell her again. wo ke yi bao zheng bu hui zai gen ta shuo |
| [09:49.83] | Jasmine? We met at Phoebe' s birthday party. I' m Ross Geller. jie si min? wo men zai fei bi de sheng ri pai dui jian guo, wo shi luo si |
| [09:54.61] | You did a bad thing! ni zuo le yi jian huai shi |
| [09:57.81] | Yes, I did. Very bad! mei cuo huai tou le |
| [09:59.54] | Very bad. Very, very bad! huai tou le bu ke yuan liang |
| [10:02.45] | I' m agreeing with you. wo wan quan tong yi ni de hua |
| [10:03.88] | Listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet? ting wo shuo, ni gao su fei bi mei you? |
| [10:09.22] | Please. Please don' t. bai tuo ni bu yao shuo |
| [10:11.89] | I love my girlfriend very much and I want to work it out with her. wo hen ai wo de nv peng you xi wang gen ta ji xu jiao wang |
| [10:18.50] | All right. hao ba |
| [10:20.03] | Thank you. Thank you. xie xie ni |
| [10:21.83] | But you should talk to my roommate. I told him, and he knows Phoebe too. bu guo ni ying gai qu zhao wo de shi you wo gen ta shuo le, ta ye ren shi fei bi |
| [10:26.34] | Who' s your roommate? ni de shi you shi shui? |
| [10:30.54] | Tell me you didn' t tell Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place. gao su wo ni mei you gao su rui qiu wo gen ying yin dian na nv hai de shi |
| [10:36.01] | I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [10:37.55] | Was I not supposed to? nan dao wo bu gai shuo? |
| [11:00.37] | We' re all right. It' s okay. It' s okay. wo men mei shi bu yao jin |
| [11:04.48] | We were just waxing our legs. Off? wo men zhi shi zai gua tui ba tui gua diao? |
| [11:09.08] | For your information, this is a pain like no man will ever experience. gao su ni men, nan ren yong yuan bu hui jing li zhe zhong tong ku |
| [11:13.68] | Unless you' ve been kicked in an area... ni zui hao bu yao shuo zhe zhong hua chu fei ni de zhong yao bu wei |
| [11:16.69] | ... that God only meant to be treated nicely. ceng jing bei hen hen ti guo |
| [11:20.32] | Women just have a lower threshold for pain than men, that' s all. zhi bu guo nv ren de men kan bi nan ren di ba le |
| [11:24.60] | I mean, come on, it' s just a little wax. bai tuo, zhi bu guo shi yi dian tui mao gao |
| [11:27.83] | Oh, yeah? Come here. shi ma? guo lai |
| [11:31.27] | Oh, that' s mature. ni tai you zhi le |
| [11:34.44] | So now I just pull it off? xian zai si diao jiu hao le ma? |
| [11:36.57] | That' s right. mei cuo |
| [11:44.88] | Just talk to me. Please! bai tuo ni gen wo shuo hua |
| [11:46.65] | Talk to you? I can' t even look at you right now. gen ni shuo hua? wo lian kan dou bu xiang kan ni yi yan |
| [11:50.79] | Nothing. Nothing. bu tong |
| [11:53.26] | She said it was okay. What are they talking about? ta shuo mei shi le ta men zai shuo xie shen me? |
| [11:57.86] | Just get away from me! I made a mistake, okay? ni gun yuan yi dian wo fan cuo le, hao ma? |
| [12:01.23] | A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse? fan cuo? ni fang dao na li qu le? ta de pi bao li? |
| [12:07.61] | Where did he put it? ta fang dao na li le? |
| [12:12.91] | You had sex with another woman! ni gen ling wai yi ge nv ren shang chuang |
| [12:15.75] | Oh, my God! wo de tian |
| [12:17.55] | I knew something was wrong because my nails didn' t grow at all yesterday. wo zao jiu zhi dao you shi wo de zhi jia zuo tian yi dian dou mei chang chang |
| [12:23.59] | I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk wo xiang shi ta men chao le yi jia ta he zui le |
| [12:26.86] | You guys knew about this and didn' t tell us? ni men nan sheng zao jiu zhi dao que mei gen wo men shuo? |
| [12:29.63] | He has sex and we get hit in our heads! ta zou tao hua yun, wo men que yao ai da |
| [12:32.76] | I want you to leave! Just get out! Now! wo yao ni ma shang li kai, gun chu qu |
| [12:35.43] | I want to stay and talk about this. wo yao liu xia lai hao hao tan zhe jian shi |
| [12:38.70] | All right. How was she? hao, ta zen me yang? |
| [12:47.78] | Don' t answer that. bu yao hui da |
| [12:52.12] | You said you wanted to talk about it. Let' s talk. How was she? ni shuo yao hao hao tan tan wo men jiu lai tan, ta zen me yang? |
| [12:57.09] | She was.... Awful. ta hen xun |
| [12:58.72] | She was not good. Horrible. Nothing compared to you. bu zen me yang lan tou le, gen ni mei de bi |
| [13:03.66] | She was different. ta bu yi yang |
| [13:10.94] | Nobody likes change. mei you ren xi huan gai bian |
| [13:13.94] | Just stop! What? Okay! Okay! Okay! gou le shen me? hao |
| [13:17.17] | Should we do something? wo men gai zuo xie shen me ma? |
| [13:18.78] | Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel. dui, yong yuan bu yao qi pian rui qiu |
| [13:23.15] | I' m sorry, okay? I' m sorry. I was disgusted with myself... dui bu qi, hao ma? wo hen bao qian wo dang shi hen shou bu liao wo zi ji |
| [13:27.12] | ... and this morning I was upset... jin tian zao shang, wo hen nan guo |
| [13:31.66] | And all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment wo yi xin zhi xiang ba ta gan chu wo de gong yu |
| [13:34.93] | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute. deng yi xia |
| [13:39.53] | What time did your little friend leave? ni de xiao peng you shi ji dian li kai de? |
| [13:46.04] | Oh, my God. She was there? She was still there? wo de tian, ta zai? ta na shi hai zai ni jia? |
| [13:49.14] | She was in there when I was in there? wo zai ni jia de shi hou ta ye zai? |
| [13:56.51] | Listen, the important thing is she meant nothing to me. ting wo shuo, zhong dian shi ta dui wo hao wu yi yi |
| [14:00.15] | And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship! que zhi de ni wei ta po huai wo men de guan xi |
| [14:05.36] | I didn' t think there was a relationship. na shi hou wo bu zhi dao wo men hai you guan xi |
| [14:07.73] | We' d broken up. We were on a break. wo men fen shou le zhi shi zan shi leng jing yi xia |
| [14:10.29] | That, for all I knew, could last forever. That is a breakup. dui wo lai shuo, na ke neng shi yi bei zi na jiu shi fen shou |
| [14:14.13] | You gonna get out of this on a technicality? ni xiang yong ji shu xing xi jie tao diao ma? |
| [14:16.07] | I' m not trying to " get out" of anything. wo bu xiang tao diao shen me |
| [14:18.57] | I thought our relationship was dead. wo yi wei wo men de guan xi wan le |
| [14:20.57] | Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake. ni ma shang jiu qu xiang yan fu le |
| [14:25.81] | I don' t think we should listen to this anymore. wo xiang wo men bu gai zai ting xia qu le |
| [14:28.71] | What are you doing? We can' t go out. ni gan ma? wo men bu neng chu qu |
| [14:30.92] | Why not? I' m hungry. wei shi me bu xing? wo e le |
| [14:34.65] | Because they' ll know we' ve been listening. yin wei ta men hui zhi dao wo men zai tou ting |
| [14:37.56] | God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther! lao tian, wo hai de cong gan se na li ting dao zhe jian shi |
| [14:40.66] | I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn' t happen! wo dao chu ben bo jiu shi bu xiang rang ni zhi dao |
| [14:46.60] | Oh, that is so sweet. ni hao ti tie |
| [14:50.37] | I think I' m falling in love with you all over again. wo xiang wo you chong xin ai shang ni le |
| [14:55.57] | We can go out. They have other things to worry about. wo men ke yi chu qu le ta men you qi ta de shi yao dan xin |
| [14:59.21] | We' ll be fine. bu hui you shi de |
| [15:00.54] | Rachel, I wanted to tell you. I thought I should. rui qiu, wo zao jiu xiang gao su ni wo jue de wo ying gai gao su ni |
| [15:04.28] | And then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to! dan shi qian de he qiao yi jiao wo bu yao shuo |
| [15:11.59] | Wax the door shut. We' re never leaving. ba men yong la feng qi lai wo men zai ye bu zou le |
| [15:15.79] | It' s Phoebe. Someone has to take my 9: 00 with Mr. Rehak... wo shi fei bi, li ha ke xian sheng jiu dian lai de you ren bang wo dai ban |
| [15:19.86] | ... because it' s 9: 15 now, and I' m not there. yin wei xian zai yi jing jiu dian yi ke wo ren hai mei dao |
| [15:24.87] | None of this would' ve happened if I didn' t think... zhi suo yi hui fa sheng zhe zhong shi dou shi yin wei |
| [15:28.44] | ... you were having sex with Mark? wo yi wei na shi hou ni zai gen ma ke shang chuang |
| [15:30.94] | All right. hao |
| [15:32.81] | Let' s say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me? jiu shuo wo gen ma ke shang le chuang ni ke yi yuan liang wo ma? |
| [15:39.75] | Yes, I would. wo hui de |
| [15:44.00] | You' d be okay if Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me... ni bu jie yi ma ke wen wo gen wo luo cheng xiang jian |
| [15:48.53] | ... and made love to me? gen wo zuo ai? |
| [15:53.76] | If you knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were yao shi ni zhi dao wo men huo re han shi fan gun de shen ti |
| [16:03.41] | I would have been devastated... wo hui bu zhi ru he shi hao |
| [16:06.41] | ... but I would still want to be with you. bu guo wo hai shi xiang gen ni zai yi qi |
| [16:09.31] | Because, I mean, it' s you. yin wei, shi ni a |
| [16:23.53] | Come on, tell me what you' re thinking. shuo ba, gao su wo ni zai xiang shen me |
| [16:28.93] | I' m thinking... wo xiang |
| [16:33.44] | ... I' m gonna order a pizza. jiao yi ge pi sa |
| [16:38.61] | Order a pizza, like... jiao yi ge pi sa, yi si shi |
| [16:41.31] | ... " I forgive you"? " wo yuan liang ni"? |
| [16:48.32] | Oh, man! lao tian |
| [16:50.00] | Pizza? pi sa? |
| [16:52.19] | I like pizza. wo xi huan chi pi sa |
| [16:55.39] | Put olives on the pizza. pi sa shang mian fang gan lan |
| [17:02.63] | We could eat the wax! It' s organic! wo men ke yi chi tui mao gao na shi you ji de |
| [17:06.20] | Oh, great. Food with hair on it. tai hao le, lian mao yi qi chi xia qu |
| [17:10.24] | No, not the used wax. bu, wo bu shi shuo yong guo de |
| [17:12.18] | Because that would be crazy? yin wei na yang hen shen jing? |
| [17:17.45] | Could I get in on that? Because I' m kind of hungry myself. ke yi suan wo yi fen ma? yin wei wo ye e le |
| [17:21.55] | Fine. hao |
| [17:25.92] | No anchovies. With extra anchovies. bu yao fang ti yu duo jia yi fen ti yu |
| [17:30.06] | That' s okay. I' ll pick them off. mei guan xi, wo tiao diao jiu hao le |
| [17:31.66] | And could you chop some up and put it right in the sauce? ma fan ni na xie ti yu duo sui le jiao dao jiang zhi li hao ma? |
| [17:41.77] | You can have the last piece if you want. ni xiang chi de hua, zui hou yi kuai gei ni |
| [17:44.07] | Well, I should think so. You slept with someone. ying gai de, ni gen bie ren shang chuang le |
| [17:59.42] | They' re gonna get through this, aren' t they? ta men ying gai hui he hao ba? |
| [18:02.46] | Yeah. Come on, it' s Ross and Rachel. dang ran la, ta men shi luo si gen rui qiu ne |
| [18:05.46] | They' ve got to. ta men fei he hao bu ke |
| [18:08.40] | What if they don' t? wan yi ta men bu neng he hao ne? |
| [18:14.20] | You think I need a new walk? ni men jue de wo xu yao xin de zou lu zi shi ma? |
| [18:19.88] | What? shen me? |
| [18:25.15] | You know how some guys walk into a room and everybody takes notice? ni zhi dao you xie ren bu guan dao na li jiu xi yin suo you ren de mu guang |
| [18:29.22] | I think I need a takenotice walk. wo xiang wo xu yao xi yin mu guang de zou lu zi shi |
| [18:32.16] | Are you actually saying these words? ni shi chu de ma? |
| [18:39.26] | What, now you' re not even talking to me? ni xian zai lian hua dou bu gen wo shuo le |
| [18:44.60] | Look, Rachel, I' m sorry. I' m sorry. I was out of my mind. ting wo shuo, dui bu qi wo hen bao qian, wo dang shi feng le |
| [18:49.17] | I thought I' d lost you. wo yi wei wo hui shi qu ni bu zhi dao ru he shi hao |
| [18:50.81] | How insane must I have been to do something like this? wo yi ding shi wan quan feng le cai hui zuo zhe zhong shi |
| [18:54.08] | I don' t cheat, right? That' s not me. I' m not Joey! wo bu shi dui ai qing bu zhong de ren wo bu shi zhe zhong ren, wo bu shi qiao yi |
| [19:08.53] | It' s 3 a. m. They don' t know that I' ve come home yet. xian zai shi ban ye san dian le ta men hai bu zhi dao wo yi jing hui jia le |
| [19:12.36] | You notice how they aren' t wondering where I am? ta men ye mei qi guai wo dao na li qu le |
| [19:16.13] | You know, people can be so selfinvolved. ren you shi hou jiu shi zhi xiang dao zi ji |
| [19:20.80] | You know what? I' m not the one that wanted that break. ni zhi dao ma? bu shi wo yao leng jing yi xia de |
| [19:25.04] | You' re the one that bailed. You' re the one... shi ni yao li kai de, shi ni |
| [19:27.91] | ... that ran the moment things got rough. shi ni zai shi qing bu shun li de shi hou tao pao de |
| [19:30.25] | That' s That' s what? na na zen me yang? |
| [19:31.65] | That is neither here nor there. Here we are... ji bu shi dang shi, ye bu shi xian zai xian zai wo men |
| [19:34.49] | ... in a spot again. What do you want? you shi jin tui liang nan ni da suan zen me ban? |
| [19:36.85] | How do you want to handle it? You want to fight for us or bail? ni da suan zen me chu li? ni xiang ji xu nu li hai shi tao pao? |
| [19:46.50] | Look, I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing, okay? ting wo shuo, wo zuo le yi jian guo fen er qie fei chang yu chun de shi |
| [19:51.00] | I' m sorry. I wish I could take it back, but I can' t. dui bu qi, wo xi wang neng gai bian li shi dan shi bu ke neng |
| [19:54.94] | I just can' t see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. wo zhi shi bu neng yan zheng zheng kan zhe yi duan mei hao de gan qing jiu ci po mie |
| [20:00.01] | I love you so much. wo hao ai ni |
| [20:12.52] | No, Ross! Don' t! bu yao, luo si, bu yao |
| [20:14.86] | You can' t just kiss me and make it all go away. ni bu neng wen wo liang xia jiu rang zheng jian shi yan xiao yun san |
| [20:18.50] | It doesn' t work that way. It doesn' t just make it better. shi qing bu shi zhe yang de zhe yang zhi hui yue nong yue zao |
| [20:27.37] | I think you should go. wo jue de ni ying gai li kai |
| [20:30.87] | What? shen me? |
| [20:32.51] | I really think you need to go now. wo zhen de jue de ni gai zou le |
| [20:40.25] | This morning you said there was nothing we couldn' t work out. jin tian zao shang ni hai shuo wo men shen me shi qing dou ke yi gou tong |
| [20:43.85] | What the hell did I know? wo na shi hou zhi dao shen me? |
| [20:45.69] | There' s got to be a way we can work past this. wo men yi ding you ban fa du guo zhe yi guan |
| [20:48.93] | I can' t imagine my life without you. wo bu neng xiang xiang mei you ni de ri zi |
| [20:56.10] | Without these arms... mei you zhe shuang shou bi |
| [20:58.44] | ... and your face and heart... ni de lian kong he ni de xin |
| [21:01.21] | ... your good heart, Rach, and.... ni shan liang de xin, rui qiu |
| [21:10.05] | I can' t. You' re a totally different person to me now. wo ban bu dao ni zai wo yan li wan quan bian le |
| [21:13.85] | I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me. wo yi qian zong jue de ni yong yuan yong yuan bu hui shang hai wo |
| [21:19.19] | Ever. yong yuan bu hui |
| [21:24.53] | I can' t. It doesn' t matter what you say or what you do. wo zuo bu dao ni shuo shi mo zuo shi mo dou mei yong |
| [21:28.37] | It' s just changed everything. yi qie dou bu neng hui tou le |
| [21:33.44] | Forever. yong yuan bu neng |
| [21:46.05] | This can' t be it. bu ke neng hui zhe yang |
| [21:52.92] | Then how come it is? na wei shi me shi shi jiu shi ru ci? |
| [22:06.74] | They' ve been quiet for a long time. ta men hao jiu mei dong jing le |
| [22:10.31] | Maybe she killed him. ye xu ta ba ta sha le |
| [22:15.71] | Let' s go. wo men zou ba |
| [22:44.88] | Is that your new walk? zhe shi ni xin de zou lu zi shi ma? |
| [22:51.45] | No. I really have to pee. bu shi, wo kuai niao chu lai le |
| [00:29.-2] | Then we had this big fight, and I said I wanted to take a break. rán hòu wǒ men dà chǎo yī jià, nòng de hěn jiāng wǒ gào sù tā wǒ xiǎng lěng jìng yī xià |
| [00:44.-3] | Is that Mark? nà shi mǎ kè ma? |
| [00:45.-3] | Honey, look, he just qīn ài de, tā zhǐ shì guò lái |
| [04:29.-1] | You got my message? You are right on time! nǐ tīng dào wǒ de liú yán méi yǒu? nǐ zhēn zhǔn shí |
| [04:35.-4] | Yes, you can. Very much. dāng rán kě yǐ, zhè yàng zuì hǎo le |
| [04:45.-3] | Why are you mopping your ceiling? There' s banana on it. nǐ gàn ma tuō tiān huā bǎn? shàng miàn yǒu xiāng jiāo |
| [05:31.-1] | Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the rain forest? hā luó, zuì jìn cái zài yǔ lín fā xiàn de yǒu jī wù zhì? |
| [08:48.-2] | You dog! nǐ zhè zhǐ fā qíng de xiǎo gǒu |
| [09:29.-1] | Yeah, we are. yí yàng |
| [12:46.-1] | What? Was she good? shén me? tā lì bù lì hài? |
| [13:08.-2] | Good different? hǎo de bù yí yàng? |
| [13:29.-4] | ... and then I got your message and I was so happy. rán hòu shōu dào nǐ de liú yán wǒ hào gāo xìng |
| [17:23.-4] | Yes, I' d like to order a large pizza. wǒ xiǎng yào yī fèn dà hào de pī sà |
| [18:21.-1] | Well, I' ve been walking the same way since high school. wǒ cóng gāo zhōng kāi shǐ zǒu lù de zī shì dōu yí yàng |
| [21:22.-3] | Now I can' t stop picturing you with her. xiàn zài wǒ mǎn nǎo zǐ dōu shì nǐ gēn tā de huà miàn |
| [00:02.61] | Previously on Friends.... I don' t feel like I have a girlfriend. " qián qíng tí yào" wǒ jué de zì jǐ hǎo xiàng méi yǒu nǚ péng yǒu |
| [00:05.88] | You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend? nǐ shì bú shì yào wǒ cí zhí hǎo ràng nǐ jué de zì jǐ yǒu nǚ péng yǒu? |
| [00:09.19] | ls this about Mark? Oh, my God. zhè yòu shì wèi le mǎ kè ma? wǒ de lǎo tiān yé |
| [00:11.22] | Okay, it' s not. Oh, my God. hǎo, bú shì wǒ de lǎo tiān yé |
| [00:13.79] | I cannot keep having this fight with you! wǒ bù néng lǎo shì gēn nǐ wèi tóng yī jiàn shì qíng chǎo jià |
| [00:16.16] | Maybe we should just take a break. yě xǔ wǒ men yīng gāi lěng jìng yī xià |
| [00:18.56] | Fine. You' re right. Let' s take a break. hěn hǎo, nǐ shuō de duì wǒ men lěng jìng yī xià |
| [00:20.87] | Let' s get some frozen yogurt or something. wǒ men qù chī lěng dòng yōu gé |
| [00:24.87] | A break from us. wǒ men fēn shǒu ba |
| [00:32.81] | I don' t want to take a break. wǒ bù xiǎng fēn kāi |
| [00:34.71] | This is crazy. zhè tài huāng miù le |
| [00:36.11] | Can' t we work on this? wǒ men bù néng gōu tōng ma? |
| [00:38.05] | What do you want to drink? nǐ xiǎng hē shén me? |
| [00:39.52] | Who' s that? nà shi shuí? |
| [00:42.02] | Nobody. méi yǒu rén |
| [00:46.49] | Yeah. Got it! hǎo, wǒ dǒng le |
| [00:49.23] | Hey, come dance. What, are you married? lái tiào wǔ ba nǐ shì yǒu fù zhī fū, shì ba? |
| [00:52.46] | Because that' s okay. yīn wèi zhè yě wú suǒ wèi |
| [01:05.71] | " dì èr tiān zǎo shàng" |
| [01:10.48] | How was the big anniversary dinner? zuó wǎn de zhōu nián jì niàn rì dà cān zěn me yàng? |
| [01:12.85] | Well, we never actually got to dinner. wǒ men gēn běn méi jī huì chī wǎn cān |
| [01:16.89] | Nice. hěn hǎo |
| [01:19.92] | We kind of broke up instead. wǒ men fēn shǒu le |
| [01:21.89] | What? shén me? |
| [01:26.46] | My God! It' s on the ceiling! wǒ de tiān, pēn dào tiān huā bǎn le |
| [01:28.80] | That' s okay. méi guān xì |
| [01:30.04] | This is more important than fruit... zhè jiàn shì de zhòng yào xìng chāo guò |
| [01:32.54] | ... on my ceiling. tiān huā bǎn shàng de shuǐ guǒ |
| [01:35.57] | You broke up? nǐ men fēn shǒu le? |
| [01:36.67] | Yeah, but it' s okay because when Ross left, Mark came over. duì, bù guò méi guān xì luó sī zǒu le yǐ hòu, mǎ kè lái le |
| [01:41.08] | Oh, no! You and Mark? It' s okay. Calm down. bú huì ba, nǐ gēn mǎ kè? méi guān xì, bié jǐn zhāng |
| [01:43.88] | Mark and I talked... mǎ kè gēn wǒ liáo le hěn jiǔ |
| [01:45.55] | ... and I realized how much I love your stupid brother. wǒ liǎo jiě zì jǐ yǒu duō ài nǐ de chǔn dà gē |
| [01:50.22] | We got our problems, but I really wanna make it work. wǒ men yǒu wèn tí, dàn wǒ zhēn xīn xiǎng gēn tā jì xù jiāo wǎng xià qù |
| [02:10.88] | Morning! zǎo ān |
| [02:17.25] | The One the Morning After běn jí bō chū:" dì èr tiān zǎo shàng" |
| [03:09.13] | It' s me. I' ve been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. shì wǒ, wǒ zhǎo le nǐ yī zhěng yè wǒ hǎo nán guò |
| [03:13.44] | There' s nothing between me and Mark. wǒ gēn mǎ kè méi yǒu shén me |
| [03:16.71] | This whole breakup thing is just stupid. wǒ men fēn shǒu zhè shì zhēn shì tài yú chǔn le duì |
| [03:22.28] | I' m sorry I put you through it. wǒ zhè yàng zhé mó nǐ, zhēn duì bù qǐ |
| [03:24.72] | And I don' t want to get back together over a machine. wǒ bù xiǎng yòng dá lù jī hé hǎo |
| [03:28.82] | So I love you. wǒ ài nǐ |
| [03:30.52] | I love you. wǒ ài nǐ |
| [03:31.56] | And you know what? I' m gonna go to bed now... gēn nǐ shuō, wǒ yào shuì le |
| [03:35.03] | ... but on my way to work tomorrow, I' ll stop by around 8: 30. Bye. dàn wǒ míng tiān zǎo shàng shàng bān de shí hòu bā diǎn bàn guò lái, zài jiàn |
| [03:43.07] | Chloe, how' s it coming? kè luó yī, nǐ hǎo le méi yǒu? |
| [03:44.67] | What kind of puppy do you think I should get? nǐ jué de wǒ yīng gāi mǎi shén me yàng de gǒu? |
| [03:47.34] | Well, how about a big one? mǎi zhǐ dà gǒu zěn me yàng? |
| [03:49.57] | But my apartment' s so Then a small one. kě shì wǒ de gōng yù nà mǎi xiǎo gǒu hǎo le |
| [03:52.28] | We have to go. Wait! Where' s my shoes? wǒ men gāi zǒu le děng děng, wǒ de xié zǐ ne? |
| [03:54.88] | You need shoes? nǐ yào chuān xié zǐ? |
| [03:59.38] | Do I know why we' re rushing? You know my girlfriend? wǒ men gàn ma zhè me gǎn? wǒ bú shì gēn nǐ tí guò wǒ nǚ yǒu ma? |
| [04:03.45] | It turns out that she wants to get back together. jié guǒ tā xiǎng gēn wǒ fù hé |
| [04:06.69] | I found it! zhǎo dào le |
| [04:07.89] | That' s so great for you guys! nà zhēn shì tài hǎo le |
| [04:10.20] | You must be so happy! nǐ yí dìng hěn gāo xìng |
| [04:11.80] | Yes, I am. One of the many things I' m feeling. duì, wǒ shì jué de hěn gāo xìng |
| [04:16.90] | Good luck with your girlfriend. Thank you. zhù nǐ men hǎo yùn xiè xiè |
| [04:32.38] | So can I be your girlfriend again? wǒ kě yǐ zài dāng nǐ de nǚ péng yǒu ma? |
| [04:49.57] | I have the spirit of an old lndian woman living in mine. yǒu gè yìn dì ān lǎo nǚ rén de líng hún zhù zài wǒ jiā kè tīng lǐ |
| [04:54.41] | So, then, you know. nà nǐ dǒng la |
| [04:58.74] | The mailman was here, so I brought your mail. yóu chāi lái guò le wǒ bāng nǐ bǎ yóu jiàn ná shàng lái |
| [05:01.21] | Oh, good. Thanks. Now, what is Fabutech? hěn hǎo, xiè xiè nà shi fǎ bù kē jì de dōng xī ma? |
| [05:04.88] | Don' t judge me too much, okay? bú yào kàn bù qǐ wǒ, hǎo ma? |
| [05:07.82] | I saw this infomercial, and I swear I have never... wǒ kàn dào zhè gè wǒ fā shì wǒ cóng lái méi yǒu |
| [05:11.42] | ... bought anything on TV before. mǎi guò gòu wù pín dào de dōng xī |
| [05:13.89] | Except for this mop. chú le zhè zhǐ tuō bǎ yǐ wài |
| [05:16.43] | But there was this amazing stuff on legwaxing bù guò zhè gè guā tuǐ máo gāo hěn bàng |
| [05:19.10] | Waxine! guā guā kàn! |
| [05:20.27] | Yes! Have you seen it? duì, nǐ kàn guò? |
| [05:21.93] | It' s incredible! I want to be a Waxine Girl! zhè tài bàng le wǒ zǎo jiù xiǎng dāng guā guā kàn nǚ láng |
| [05:24.70] | I know! wǒ zhī dào |
| [05:27.34] | Do you think it really doesn' t hurt? How can they do that? nǐ jué de zhè zhēn de bú huì tòng ma? zěn me huì bù tòng de ne? |
| [05:34.91] | They have the best stuff in there. lǐ miàn dōu shì shàng děng huò |
| [05:38.65] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [05:41.39] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [05:43.76] | We figured when we couldn' t find you, you' d gone to make up with Rachel. wǒ men zhǎo bu dào nǐ hái yǐ wéi nǐ qù gēn ruì qiū hé hǎo le |
| [05:48.06] | Which is probably what you should have done. qí shí yīng gāi zhè yàng cái duì |
| [05:51.73] | You think? nǐ shuō ne? |
| [05:54.23] | God, I' m in hell. I mean, what am I gonna do? wǒ wán dàn le, wǒ gāi zěn me bàn? |
| [05:57.94] | Rachel' s all " I love you," and all I can think about... ruì qiū mǎn kǒu shuō zhe" wǒ ài nǐ" ér wǒ nǎo zi lǐ zhǐ xiǎng zhe |
| [06:02.24] | ... is what is she gonna do when I tell her what I did? rú guǒ wǒ bǎ shí qíng gào sù tā tā huì zěn me yàng? |
| [06:05.34] | First, we should address the more important question... shǒu xiān, wǒ men yīng gāi tán bǐ jiào zhòng yào de wèn tí |
| [06:09.25] | ... how dumb are you? nǐ dào dǐ yǒu duō chǔn? |
| [06:12.82] | Look, we' re trying to rebuild a relationship here, right? wǒ men nǔ lì xiǎng huī fù zhè fèn gǎn qíng, hǎo ma? |
| [06:16.92] | How can I do that without being honest? rú guǒ bù chéng shí, hái tán shén me gǎn qíng? |
| [06:19.69] | I' m onboard about the totalhonesty thing. I am. wǒ yě zàn chéng yào tǎn chéng, zhēn de |
| [06:23.19] | Just not about stuff that' s gonna get you in trouble. bù guò huì rě má fan de shì hái shì shǎo shuō wèi miào |
| [06:27.27] | He' s right. Nobody benefits, and you' ll just hurt her. tā shuō de duì, zhè duì shuí dōu méi hǎo chù zhǐ huì ràng nǐ shāng hài tā |
| [06:30.60] | And there won' t be a relationship left to rebuild. dào shí hòu gǎn qíng yě méi le |
| [06:33.64] | Don' t you think nǐ bù jué de |
| [06:34.81] | If you have to tell her, at least wait till the timing' s right. rú guǒ nǐ fēi shuō bù kě zhì shǎo xiān děng shì dàng de shí jī zài shuō |
| [06:38.51] | And that' s what deathbeds are for. suǒ yǐ lín zhōng zhī qián cái yào chàn huǐ |
| [06:43.48] | Yeah, okay. All right. hǎo ba hǎo |
| [06:45.78] | Okay. Now, we just have to make sure she doesn' t find out some other way. hǎo, wǒ men bì xū què dìng tā bú huì cóng qí tā guǎn dào zhī dào |
| [06:52.06] | Did you think about the trail? nǐ jué de yǒu méi yǒu chuàn lián? |
| [06:56.36] | What trail? shén me chuàn lián? |
| [06:59.80] | From the woman you did it with... cóng gēn nǐ zuò zhè jiàn shì de nǚ rén |
| [07:01.63] | ... to the woman you hope never finds out you did it! dào nǐ qiān fāng bǎi jì yào yǐn mán de nǚ rén |
| [07:05.67] | Always think about the trail! yǒng yuǎn bú yào wàng le zhōng jiān de chuàn lián |
| [07:09.41] | I don' t think there' s any trail. wǒ xiǎng yīng gāi méi yǒu rèn hé chuàn lián |
| [07:13.68] | Chloe works with that guy, lsaac. kè luó yī de tóng shì ài sāi kè |
| [07:16.21] | Isaac' s sister is Jasmine, who works at the massage place with Phoebe. ài sāi kè de mèi mei jié sī mǐn shì fēi bǐ zài àn mó zhōng xīn de tóng shì |
| [07:20.55] | Phoebe is Rachel' s friend, and that' s the trail! I did it! fēi bǐ shì ruì qiū de péng yǒu zhè jiù shì chuàn lián, wǒ zhǎo dào le |
| [07:26.42] | " After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg" bǎ guā tuǐ máo gāo hé má bù tiáo tiē zài tuǐ máo shàng |
| [07:29.59] | Did that! hǎo le |
| [07:31.86] | " Grasp the linen strip by its tab... zhuā zhù tū chū de bù tiáo |
| [07:34.57] | ... and pull it off in one quick, painfree motion." shùn jiān chě xià lái, wán quán wú tòng |
| [07:41.94] | Was it not " painfree"? zhè bú shì wú tòng de ma? |
| [07:44.88] | No, it was painful! bù, tòng sǐ le |
| [07:46.91] | My God, they should call it " Painzine, now with a little wax." wǒ de tiān, zhè yīng gāi jiào tòng tòng gāo jiā yì diǎn tuǐ máo gāo |
| [07:52.15] | The girls on the commercial don' t seem to think it' s that bad. guǎng gào shàng de nǚ hái hǎo xiàng bù jué de yǒu zhè me tòng |
| [07:56.22] | Because their nerves are deadened from being so stupid. nà shi yīn wèi tā men tài bèn suǒ yǐ shén jīng dōu sǐ diào le |
| [08:01.06] | But you know, if you don' t believe me, please, be my guest. rú guǒ nǐ bù xiāng xìn wǒ de huà jǐn guǎn zì jǐ shì shì kàn |
| [08:10.00] | Now are you glad we didn' t start with the bikini strips? zhè xià nǐ gāi qìng xìng wǒ men méi yǒu tiē bǐ jī ní bù tiáo le ba? |
| [08:18.88] | Chloe, hi. kè luó yī, hāi |
| [08:21.08] | Is this about me taking your watch? shì wèi le wǒ ná zǒu nǐ de shǒu biǎo ma? |
| [08:24.22] | You took my watch? I' m sorry. I do that. nǐ ná le wǒ de shǒu biǎo? duì bù qǐ, wǒ yǒu zhè zhǒng xí guàn |
| [08:28.19] | You keep it. Listen, did you tell anyone about us? nǐ liú zhe ba, tīng wǒ shuō nǐ bǎ wǒ men de shì gēn bié rén shuō le ma? |
| [08:31.92] | I feel like it really isn' t anybody' s business. méi yǒu, wǒ jué de bù guān bié rén de shì |
| [08:35.26] | Exactly. So you didn' t mention anything to lsaac? méi cuò, nà nǐ méi yǒu gào sù ài sāi kè luó? |
| [08:38.63] | I tell lsaac everything. You do? Of course you do. wǒ shén me shì dōu gào sù ài sāi kè zhēn de? nà dāng rán la |
| [08:44.54] | Hi, lsaac. You know, we haven' t actually met. hāi, ài sāi kè wǒ men hái méi yǒu zhèng shì jiàn guò miàn |
| [08:52.38] | Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But see, I happen to have a girlfriend. duì, wǒ xiǎng wǒ shì yì zhī xiǎo gǒu bù guò wǒ yǒu gè nǚ péng yǒu |
| [08:57.05] | Right. Rachel from the coffee place. duì, kā fēi tīng de ruì qiū |
| [08:59.48] | That' s the one. Listen, I don' t want to hurt her. jiù shì tā wǒ bù xiǎng shāng hài tā |
| [09:02.55] | I know. It doesn' t matter how much we love them. wǒ zhī dào bù guǎn wǒ men yǒu duō ài tā men |
| [09:05.49] | Monogamy is too cruel a rule. yī fū yī qī zhì shì wéi fǎn rén xìng de |
| [09:10.80] | Listen, can you keep this information to yourself? tīng wǒ shuō kě yǐ tì wǒ bǎo shǒu mì mì ma? |
| [09:14.63] | No problem. We gotta look out for each other. méi wèn tí wǒ men yào hù xiāng guān zhào cái xíng |
| [09:17.27] | We' re the same, you and me. nǐ gēn wǒ shì yí yàng de |
| [09:22.17] | Actually, no, we' re not. qí shí wǒ men shì bù yí yàng de |
| [09:25.01] | Yeah, we are. yí yàng de |
| [09:27.01] | No, we' re not. bù yí yàng |
| [09:31.58] | No, we' re not. bù yí yàng |
| [09:32.82] | Okay, we' re not. Right. hǎo, bù yí yàng duì |
| [09:35.42] | But we are. bù guò wǒ men shì yí yàng de |
| [09:39.09] | Fine. I just need to know that you won' t tell your sister. hǎo, wǒ zhǐ xiǎng zhī dào nǐ bú huì gào sù nǐ mèi mei |
| [09:43.33] | I can promise not to tell her again. wǒ kě yǐ bǎo zhèng bú huì zài gēn tā shuō |
| [09:49.83] | Jasmine? We met at Phoebe' s birthday party. I' m Ross Geller. jié sī mǐn? wǒ men zài fēi bǐ de shēng rì pài duì jiàn guò, wǒ shì luó sī |
| [09:54.61] | You did a bad thing! nǐ zuò le yī jiàn huài shì |
| [09:57.81] | Yes, I did. Very bad! méi cuò huài tòu le |
| [09:59.54] | Very bad. Very, very bad! huài tòu le bù kě yuán liàng |
| [10:02.45] | I' m agreeing with you. wǒ wán quán tóng yì nǐ de huà |
| [10:03.88] | Listen, did you happen to tell Phoebe yet? tīng wǒ shuō, nǐ gào sù fēi bǐ méi yǒu? |
| [10:09.22] | Please. Please don' t. bài tuō nǐ bú yào shuō |
| [10:11.89] | I love my girlfriend very much and I want to work it out with her. wǒ hěn ài wǒ de nǚ péng yǒu xī wàng gēn tā jì xù jiāo wǎng |
| [10:18.50] | All right. hǎo ba |
| [10:20.03] | Thank you. Thank you. xiè xiè nǐ |
| [10:21.83] | But you should talk to my roommate. I told him, and he knows Phoebe too. bù guò nǐ yīng gāi qù zhǎo wǒ de shì yǒu wǒ gēn tā shuō le, tā yě rèn shi fēi bǐ |
| [10:26.34] | Who' s your roommate? nǐ de shì yǒu shì shuí? |
| [10:30.54] | Tell me you didn' t tell Rachel about me and the girl from the copy place. gào sù wǒ nǐ méi yǒu gào sù ruì qiū wǒ gēn yǐng yìn diàn nà nǚ hái de shì |
| [10:36.01] | I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [10:37.55] | Was I not supposed to? nán dào wǒ bù gāi shuō? |
| [11:00.37] | We' re all right. It' s okay. It' s okay. wǒ men méi shì bú yào jǐn |
| [11:04.48] | We were just waxing our legs. Off? wǒ men zhǐ shì zài guā tuǐ bǎ tuǐ guā diào? |
| [11:09.08] | For your information, this is a pain like no man will ever experience. gào sù nǐ men, nán rén yǒng yuǎn bú huì jīng lì zhè zhǒng tòng kǔ |
| [11:13.68] | Unless you' ve been kicked in an area... nǐ zuì hǎo bú yào shuō zhè zhǒng huà chú fēi nǐ de zhòng yào bù wèi |
| [11:16.69] | ... that God only meant to be treated nicely. céng jīng bèi hěn hěn tī guò |
| [11:20.32] | Women just have a lower threshold for pain than men, that' s all. zhǐ bù guò nǚ rén de mén kǎn bǐ nán rén dī bà le |
| [11:24.60] | I mean, come on, it' s just a little wax. bài tuō, zhǐ bù guò shì yì diǎn tuǐ máo gāo |
| [11:27.83] | Oh, yeah? Come here. shì ma? guò lái |
| [11:31.27] | Oh, that' s mature. nǐ tài yòu zhì le |
| [11:34.44] | So now I just pull it off? xiàn zài sī diào jiù hǎo le ma? |
| [11:36.57] | That' s right. méi cuò |
| [11:44.88] | Just talk to me. Please! bài tuō nǐ gēn wǒ shuō huà |
| [11:46.65] | Talk to you? I can' t even look at you right now. gēn nǐ shuō huà? wǒ lián kàn dōu bù xiǎng kàn nǐ yī yǎn |
| [11:50.79] | Nothing. Nothing. bù tòng |
| [11:53.26] | She said it was okay. What are they talking about? tā shuō méi shì le tā men zài shuō xiē shén me? |
| [11:57.86] | Just get away from me! I made a mistake, okay? nǐ gǔn yuǎn yì diǎn wǒ fàn cuò le, hǎo ma? |
| [12:01.23] | A mistake? What were you trying to put it in? Her purse? fàn cuò? nǐ fàng dào nǎ lǐ qù le? tā de pí bāo lǐ? |
| [12:07.61] | Where did he put it? tā fàng dào nǎ lǐ le? |
| [12:12.91] | You had sex with another woman! nǐ gēn lìng wài yí gè nǚ rén shàng chuáng |
| [12:15.75] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān |
| [12:17.55] | I knew something was wrong because my nails didn' t grow at all yesterday. wǒ zǎo jiù zhī dào yǒu shì wǒ de zhǐ jia zuó tiān yì diǎn dōu méi cháng cháng |
| [12:23.59] | I guess they had a fight, and he got drunk wǒ xiǎng shì tā men chǎo le yī jià tā hē zuì le |
| [12:26.86] | You guys knew about this and didn' t tell us? nǐ men nán shēng zǎo jiù zhī dào què méi gēn wǒ men shuō? |
| [12:29.63] | He has sex and we get hit in our heads! tā zǒu táo huā yùn, wǒ men què yào ái dǎ |
| [12:32.76] | I want you to leave! Just get out! Now! wǒ yào nǐ mǎ shàng lí kāi, gǔn chū qù |
| [12:35.43] | I want to stay and talk about this. wǒ yào liú xià lái hǎo hǎo tán zhè jiàn shì |
| [12:38.70] | All right. How was she? hǎo, tā zěn me yàng? |
| [12:47.78] | Don' t answer that. bú yào huí dá |
| [12:52.12] | You said you wanted to talk about it. Let' s talk. How was she? nǐ shuō yāo hǎo hǎo tán tán wǒ men jiù lái tán, tā zěn me yàng? |
| [12:57.09] | She was.... Awful. tā hěn xùn |
| [12:58.72] | She was not good. Horrible. Nothing compared to you. bù zěn me yàng làn tòu le, gēn nǐ méi de bǐ |
| [13:03.66] | She was different. tā bù yí yàng |
| [13:10.94] | Nobody likes change. méi yǒu rén xǐ huān gǎi biàn |
| [13:13.94] | Just stop! What? Okay! Okay! Okay! gòu le shén me? hǎo |
| [13:17.17] | Should we do something? wǒ men gāi zuò xiē shén me ma? |
| [13:18.78] | Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel. duì, yǒng yuǎn bú yào qī piàn ruì qiū |
| [13:23.15] | I' m sorry, okay? I' m sorry. I was disgusted with myself... duì bù qǐ, hǎo ma? wǒ hěn bào qiàn wǒ dāng shí hěn shòu bù liǎo wǒ zì jǐ |
| [13:27.12] | ... and this morning I was upset... jīn tiān zǎo shàng, wǒ hěn nán guò |
| [13:31.66] | And all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment wǒ yī xīn zhǐ xiǎng bǎ tā gǎn chū wǒ de gōng yù |
| [13:34.93] | Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a minute. děng yī xià |
| [13:39.53] | What time did your little friend leave? nǐ de xiǎo péng yǒu shì jǐ diǎn lí kāi de? |
| [13:46.04] | Oh, my God. She was there? She was still there? wǒ de tiān, tā zài? tā nà shí hái zài nǐ jiā? |
| [13:49.14] | She was in there when I was in there? wǒ zài nǐ jiā de shí hòu tā yě zài? |
| [13:56.51] | Listen, the important thing is she meant nothing to me. tīng wǒ shuō, zhòng diǎn shì tā duì wǒ háo wú yì yì |
| [14:00.15] | And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship! què zhí de nǐ wèi tā pò huài wǒ men de guān xì |
| [14:05.36] | I didn' t think there was a relationship. nà shí hou wǒ bù zhī dào wǒ men hái yǒu guān xì |
| [14:07.73] | We' d broken up. We were on a break. wǒ men fēn shǒu le zhǐ shì zàn shí lěng jìng yī xià |
| [14:10.29] | That, for all I knew, could last forever. That is a breakup. duì wǒ lái shuō, nà kě néng shì yī bèi zi nà jiù shì fēn shǒu |
| [14:14.13] | You gonna get out of this on a technicality? nǐ xiǎng yòng jì shù xìng xì jié táo diào ma? |
| [14:16.07] | I' m not trying to " get out" of anything. wǒ bù xiǎng táo diào shén me |
| [14:18.57] | I thought our relationship was dead. wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ men de guān xì wán le |
| [14:20.57] | Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake. nǐ mǎ shàng jiù qù xiǎng yàn fú le |
| [14:25.81] | I don' t think we should listen to this anymore. wǒ xiǎng wǒ men bù gāi zài tīng xià qù le |
| [14:28.71] | What are you doing? We can' t go out. nǐ gàn ma? wǒ men bù néng chū qù |
| [14:30.92] | Why not? I' m hungry. wèi shí me bù xíng? wǒ è le |
| [14:34.65] | Because they' ll know we' ve been listening. yīn wèi tā men huì zhī dào wǒ men zài tōu tīng |
| [14:37.56] | God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther! lǎo tiān, wǒ hái dé cóng gān sè nà lǐ tīng dào zhè jiàn shì |
| [14:40.66] | I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn' t happen! wǒ dào chù bēn bō jiù shì bù xiǎng ràng nǐ zhī dào |
| [14:46.60] | Oh, that is so sweet. nǐ hǎo tǐ tiē |
| [14:50.37] | I think I' m falling in love with you all over again. wǒ xiǎng wǒ yòu chóng xīn ài shàng nǐ le |
| [14:55.57] | We can go out. They have other things to worry about. wǒ men kě yǐ chū qù le tā men yǒu qí tā de shì yào dān xīn |
| [14:59.21] | We' ll be fine. bú huì yǒu shì de |
| [15:00.54] | Rachel, I wanted to tell you. I thought I should. ruì qiū, wǒ zǎo jiù xiǎng gào sù nǐ wǒ jué de wǒ yīng gāi gào sù nǐ |
| [15:04.28] | And then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to! dàn shì qián dé hé qiáo yī jiào wǒ bú yào shuō |
| [15:11.59] | Wax the door shut. We' re never leaving. bǎ mén yòng là fēng qǐ lái wǒ men zài yě bù zǒu le |
| [15:15.79] | It' s Phoebe. Someone has to take my 9: 00 with Mr. Rehak... wǒ shì fēi bǐ, lǐ hā kè xiān shēng jiǔ diǎn lái dé yǒu rén bāng wǒ dài bān |
| [15:19.86] | ... because it' s 9: 15 now, and I' m not there. yīn wèi xiàn zài yǐ jīng jiǔ diǎn yī kè wǒ rén hái méi dào |
| [15:24.87] | None of this would' ve happened if I didn' t think... zhī suǒ yǐ huì fā shēng zhè zhǒng shì dōu shì yīn wèi |
| [15:28.44] | ... you were having sex with Mark? wǒ yǐ wéi nà shí hou nǐ zài gēn mǎ kè shàng chuáng |
| [15:30.94] | All right. hǎo |
| [15:32.81] | Let' s say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me? jiù shuō wǒ gēn mǎ kè shàng le chuáng nǐ kě yǐ yuán liàng wǒ ma? |
| [15:39.75] | Yes, I would. wǒ huì de |
| [15:44.00] | You' d be okay if Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me... nǐ bù jiè yì mǎ kè wěn wǒ gēn wǒ luǒ chéng xiāng jiàn |
| [15:48.53] | ... and made love to me? gēn wǒ zuò ài? |
| [15:53.76] | If you knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were yào shì nǐ zhī dào wǒ men huǒ rè hàn shī fān gǔn de shēn tǐ |
| [16:03.41] | I would have been devastated... wǒ huì bù zhī rú hé shì hǎo |
| [16:06.41] | ... but I would still want to be with you. bù guò wǒ hái shì xiǎng gēn nǐ zài yì qǐ |
| [16:09.31] | Because, I mean, it' s you. yīn wèi, shì nǐ a |
| [16:23.53] | Come on, tell me what you' re thinking. shuō ba, gào sù wǒ nǐ zài xiǎng shén me |
| [16:28.93] | I' m thinking... wǒ xiǎng |
| [16:33.44] | ... I' m gonna order a pizza. jiào yí gè pī sà |
| [16:38.61] | Order a pizza, like... jiào yí gè pī sà, yì sī shì |
| [16:41.31] | ... " I forgive you"? " wǒ yuán liàng nǐ"? |
| [16:48.32] | Oh, man! lǎo tiān |
| [16:50.00] | Pizza? pī sà? |
| [16:52.19] | I like pizza. wǒ xǐ huān chī pī sà |
| [16:55.39] | Put olives on the pizza. pī sà shàng miàn fàng gǎn lǎn |
| [17:02.63] | We could eat the wax! It' s organic! wǒ men kě yǐ chī tuǐ máo gāo nà shi yǒu jī de |
| [17:06.20] | Oh, great. Food with hair on it. tài hǎo le, lián máo yì qǐ chī xià qù |
| [17:10.24] | No, not the used wax. bù, wǒ bú shì shuō yòng guò de |
| [17:12.18] | Because that would be crazy? yīn wèi nà yàng hěn shén jīng? |
| [17:17.45] | Could I get in on that? Because I' m kind of hungry myself. kě yǐ suàn wǒ yī fèn ma? yīn wèi wǒ yě è le |
| [17:21.55] | Fine. hǎo |
| [17:25.92] | No anchovies. With extra anchovies. bú yào fàng tí yú duō jiā yī fèn tí yú |
| [17:30.06] | That' s okay. I' ll pick them off. méi guān xì, wǒ tiāo diào jiù hǎo le |
| [17:31.66] | And could you chop some up and put it right in the sauce? má fán nǐ ná xiē tí yú duò suì le jiǎo dào jiàng zhī lǐ hǎo ma? |
| [17:41.77] | You can have the last piece if you want. nǐ xiǎng chī de huà, zuì hòu yí kuài gěi nǐ |
| [17:44.07] | Well, I should think so. You slept with someone. yīng gāi de, nǐ gēn bié rén shàng chuáng le |
| [17:59.42] | They' re gonna get through this, aren' t they? tā men yīng gāi huì hé hǎo ba? |
| [18:02.46] | Yeah. Come on, it' s Ross and Rachel. dāng rán la, tā men shì luó sī gēn ruì qiū ne |
| [18:05.46] | They' ve got to. tā men fēi hé hǎo bù kě |
| [18:08.40] | What if they don' t? wàn yī tā men bù néng hé hǎo ne? |
| [18:14.20] | You think I need a new walk? nǐ men jué de wǒ xū yào xīn de zǒu lù zī shì ma? |
| [18:19.88] | What? shén me? |
| [18:25.15] | You know how some guys walk into a room and everybody takes notice? nǐ zhī dào yǒu xiē rén bù guǎn dào nǎ lǐ jiù xī yǐn suǒ yǒu rén de mù guāng |
| [18:29.22] | I think I need a takenotice walk. wǒ xiǎng wǒ xū yào xī yǐn mù guāng de zǒu lù zī shì |
| [18:32.16] | Are you actually saying these words? nǐ shì chǔ de ma? |
| [18:39.26] | What, now you' re not even talking to me? nǐ xiàn zài lián huà dōu bù gēn wǒ shuō le |
| [18:44.60] | Look, Rachel, I' m sorry. I' m sorry. I was out of my mind. tīng wǒ shuō, duì bù qǐ wǒ hěn bào qiàn, wǒ dāng shí fēng le |
| [18:49.17] | I thought I' d lost you. wǒ yǐ wéi wǒ huì shī qù nǐ bù zhī dào rú hé shì hǎo |
| [18:50.81] | How insane must I have been to do something like this? wǒ yí dìng shì wán quán fēng le cái huì zuò zhè zhǒng shì |
| [18:54.08] | I don' t cheat, right? That' s not me. I' m not Joey! wǒ bú shì duì ài qíng bù zhōng de rén wǒ bú shì zhè zhǒng rén, wǒ bú shì qiáo yī |
| [19:08.53] | It' s 3 a. m. They don' t know that I' ve come home yet. xiàn zài shì bàn yè sān diǎn le tā men hái bù zhī dào wǒ yǐ jīng huí jiā le |
| [19:12.36] | You notice how they aren' t wondering where I am? tā men yě méi qí guài wǒ dào nǎ lǐ qù le |
| [19:16.13] | You know, people can be so selfinvolved. rén yǒu shí hou jiù shì zhǐ xiǎng dào zì jǐ |
| [19:20.80] | You know what? I' m not the one that wanted that break. nǐ zhī dào ma? bú shì wǒ yào lěng jìng yī xià de |
| [19:25.04] | You' re the one that bailed. You' re the one... shì nǐ yào lí kāi de, shì nǐ |
| [19:27.91] | ... that ran the moment things got rough. shì nǐ zài shì qíng bù shùn lì de shí hòu táo pǎo de |
| [19:30.25] | That' s That' s what? nà nà zěn me yàng? |
| [19:31.65] | That is neither here nor there. Here we are... jì bú shì dāng shí, yě bú shì xiàn zài xiàn zài wǒ men |
| [19:34.49] | ... in a spot again. What do you want? yòu shì jìn tuì liǎng nán nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me bàn? |
| [19:36.85] | How do you want to handle it? You want to fight for us or bail? nǐ dǎ suàn zěn me chǔ lǐ? nǐ xiǎng jì xù nǔ lì hái shì táo pǎo? |
| [19:46.50] | Look, I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing, okay? tīng wǒ shuō, wǒ zuò le yī jiàn guò fèn ér qiě fēi cháng yú chǔn de shì |
| [19:51.00] | I' m sorry. I wish I could take it back, but I can' t. duì bù qǐ, wǒ xī wàng néng gǎi biàn lì shǐ dàn shì bù kě néng |
| [19:54.94] | I just can' t see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. wǒ zhǐ shì bù néng yǎn zhēng zhēng kàn zhe yī duàn měi hǎo de gǎn qíng jiù cǐ pò miè |
| [20:00.01] | I love you so much. wǒ hǎo ài nǐ |
| [20:12.52] | No, Ross! Don' t! bú yào, luó sī, bú yào |
| [20:14.86] | You can' t just kiss me and make it all go away. nǐ bù néng wěn wǒ liǎng xià jiù ràng zhěng jiàn shì yān xiāo yún sàn |
| [20:18.50] | It doesn' t work that way. It doesn' t just make it better. shì qíng bú shì zhè yàng de zhè yàng zhǐ huì yuè nòng yuè zāo |
| [20:27.37] | I think you should go. wǒ jué de nǐ yīng gāi lí kāi |
| [20:30.87] | What? shén me? |
| [20:32.51] | I really think you need to go now. wǒ zhēn de jué de nǐ gāi zǒu le |
| [20:40.25] | This morning you said there was nothing we couldn' t work out. jīn tiān zǎo shàng nǐ hái shuō wǒ men shén me shì qíng dōu kě yǐ gōu tōng |
| [20:43.85] | What the hell did I know? wǒ nà shí hou zhī dào shén me? |
| [20:45.69] | There' s got to be a way we can work past this. wǒ men yí dìng yǒu bàn fǎ dù guò zhè yī guān |
| [20:48.93] | I can' t imagine my life without you. wǒ bù néng xiǎng xiàng méi yǒu nǐ de rì zi |
| [20:56.10] | Without these arms... méi yǒu zhè shuāng shǒu bì |
| [20:58.44] | ... and your face and heart... nǐ de liǎn kǒng hé nǐ de xīn |
| [21:01.21] | ... your good heart, Rach, and.... nǐ shàn liáng de xīn, ruì qiū |
| [21:10.05] | I can' t. You' re a totally different person to me now. wǒ bàn bú dào nǐ zài wǒ yǎn lǐ wán quán biàn le |
| [21:13.85] | I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me. wǒ yǐ qián zǒng jué de nǐ yǒng yuǎn yǒng yuǎn bú huì shāng hài wǒ |
| [21:19.19] | Ever. yǒng yuǎn bú huì |
| [21:24.53] | I can' t. It doesn' t matter what you say or what you do. wǒ zuò bú dào nǐ shuō shí mǒ zuò shí mǒ dōu méi yòng |
| [21:28.37] | It' s just changed everything. yī qiè dōu bù néng huí tóu le |
| [21:33.44] | Forever. yǒng yuǎn bù néng |
| [21:46.05] | This can' t be it. bù kě néng huì zhè yàng |
| [21:52.92] | Then how come it is? nà wèi shí me shì shí jiù shì rú cǐ? |
| [22:06.74] | They' ve been quiet for a long time. tā men hǎo jiǔ méi dòng jìng le |
| [22:10.31] | Maybe she killed him. yě xǔ tā bǎ tā shā le |
| [22:15.71] | Let' s go. wǒ men zǒu ba |
| [22:44.88] | Is that your new walk? zhè shì nǐ xīn de zǒu lù zī shì ma? |
| [22:51.45] | No. I really have to pee. bú shì, wǒ kuài niào chū lái le |
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