| [03:36.-3] | Honey,he calls everybody by a nickname. 他都叫别人的绰号 |
| [04:08.-3] | Yeah. We'll see. 等着瞧 |
| [08:23.-4] | I'm sorry. We'll put some ice on it. 对不起，来冰敷吧 |
| [08:59.-4] | So! 所以… |
| [09:50.-2] | Waiter. 服务生 |
| [10:44.-3] | Yeah. That's Daddy. 是啊，爸就是这样 |
| [11:12.-1] | Thanks again,Dr. Greene. 葛林医生，再次谢谢你 |
| [12:29.-3] | ... I cut a hole in my pocket... 我就把口袋挖一个洞 |
| [12:54.-1] | Let's say I've just gotten bad news. 要是我听到一个坏消息 |
| [16:03.-2] | IKnock,knock! 有人在吗？ |
| [16:24.-3] | It's a racecar! 这是一辆赛车 |
| [19:18.-2] | Wait a minute. You don't have renter's insurance? 慢着，你没有承租保险？ |
| [19:25.-1] | How you gonna run after a thief, with one leg shorter than the other? 要是遭小偷 你要用长短脚追吗？ |
| [21:46.-4] | Hey,you can't go back there! 你不能到后面去 |
| [22:34.-3] | My bed's so boring. 我的床好无聊 |
| [00:02.28] | So I told Carl,nobody,no matter how famous their parents are... 我告诉卡尔 没有人可以爬恐龙 |
| [00:06.08] | ...is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. 父母再有名也一样 |
| [00:08.69] | Of course,it went right in one ear.... 可想而知，他是左耳进… |
| [00:11.02] | I love how he cares so much about stuff. 我最喜欢他的认真了 |
| [00:14.03] | If I squint,I can pretend he's Alan Alda. 要是我眯起眼睛 就能把他看成亚伦艾达 |
| [00:20.37] | Oh,good. Another dinosaur story. 帅啊，又在讲恐龙的事 |
| [00:25.44] | When are those gonna become extinct? 这些事什么时候才会绝种？ |
| [00:30.54] | If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible... 如果我是一个会飞 还会隐形的超级英雄 |
| [00:34.35] | ... that would be the best. 那就太棒了 |
| [00:41.35] | What does Rachel see in this guy? 瑞秋到底看上他哪一点？ |
| [00:45.72] | I love Rachel. 我爱瑞秋 |
| [00:50.06] | I wish she was my wife. 真希望她是我的老婆 |
| [01:04.74] | Who's singing? 谁在唱歌？ |
| [01:08.01] | The One With the Race Car Bed 本集播出：“门当父不对” |
| [01:10.45] | ENDCREDIT |
| [01:58.23] | When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days... 你们小时候扮家家酒 |
| [02:01.60] | ...who were you? I was Richie. 都扮成什么？我都当爸爸 |
| [02:03.37] | I was always Joanie. 我都当妈妈 |
| [02:05.30] | Question: Was "Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood? 请问“蛋洗盖勒家” 是你们社区的团结口号吗？ |
| [02:10.48] | “床垫大王特价实施中” |
| [02:12.14] | It's the Mattress King! 是床垫大王 |
| [02:13.81] | Change the channel! 赶快转台 |
| [02:15.41] | Wait! I want to see this! After I divorce him... 等一下，我想看 等我跟他离了婚 |
| [02:18.05] | ...half of that kingdom is gonna be mine! 有一半的王国将属于我 |
| [02:21.49] | Despair fills the mattress showroom. 床垫卖场愁云惨怖 |
| [02:24.62] | My Kingdom is suddenly without a Queen. 我的王国突然失去皇后 |
| [02:27.76] | I'm so depressed... 我是如此沮丧 |
| [02:29.49] | ...I'm going to slash... 我决定将价格 |
| [02:31.23] | ...my prices! 砍到最低！ |
| [02:32.46] | Check it out! 各位请看 |
| [02:33.60] | 599 for a California king! 大型床垫只要599 |
| [02:35.60] | 499 for a pillow-top queen set! 有枕垫的中型床垫只要499 |
| [02:37.77] | I'm going medieval on prices! 我的价格非常中古 |
| [02:40.31] | What a wank! 那个小人 |
| [02:42.41] | I cannot believe he's using our divorce to sell mattresses! 他居然拿我们的离婚来促销 |
| [02:46.58] | I know. At $499 for a pillow-top queen,who cares about the divorce? 有枕垫的床垫只要499 谁管你离不离婚？ |
| [02:50.82] | Those babies will sell themselves! 那些床垫自己都能卖 |
| [02:55.42] | And I'm appalled for you,by the way. 还有，我很为你生气 |
| [02:59.49] | I'm close! I'm cheap! I'm the King! 卖场最近，价格最低 我是床垫之王 |
| [03:07.30] | Okay,Daddy. We'll see you tomorrow night. Okay,bye-bye. 好的，老爸，我们明晚见 好，再见 |
| [03:13.34] | "We"? 我们？ |
| [03:15.01] | are having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night. I hope that's okay. …明晚要跟我爸吃饭 没问题吧？ |
| [03:19.54] | Oh,shoot! Tomorrow's not good. 糟糕，明天不方便 |
| [03:21.68] | I'm supposed to fall off the Empire State Building... 我应该会从帝国大厦掉下来 |
| [03:24.35] | ...and land on a bicycle with no seat,so.... 跌到没有座垫的脚踏车上 所以… |
| [03:29.65] | My father doesn't hate you. 我爸并不讨厌你 |
| [03:31.86] | Please. He refers to me as "Wet-Head." 拜托，他管我叫“油头” |
| [03:38.80] | I know. Just one dinner. One night. For me. Please? 好，就一顿饭 一个晚上，为了我 |
| [03:42.13] | I just want him to love you like I do. 我只是想让他像我一样爱你 |
| [03:45.60] | All right. Well,not exactly like I do. 好吧，也许不能像我一样 |
| [03:48.87] | But if you do come to dinner... 不过如果你肯来 |
| [03:51.04] | ...I'll love you like I do in that black thing that you like. 我就穿那件黑色性感内衣 好好爱你 |
| [03:55.11] | I'll go. 我去 |
| [04:00.15] | Fine. 好吧 |
| [04:01.22] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [04:06.62] | Hi,Gunther. 阿甘 |
| [04:12.36] | Hey,you guys! 大家好 |
| [04:14.00] | Guess what. 你们猜怎样？ |
| [04:15.67] | -I got a gig! -Great! 我有头路了 |
| [04:17.57] | That's why I can never be an actor. I can't say "gig." 所以我当不成演员 我不会说“头路” |
| [04:21.07] | I can't say "croissant." Oh,my God! 我不会说“可颂” 天哪！ |
| [04:25.78] | -What's the part? -It's not a part. 是什么角色？ 不是角色 |
| [04:28.11] | I'm teaching Acting for Soap Operas at the Learning Extension. 我要去函授学校 教“连续剧演技” |
| [04:31.25] | Come on! That's great! 很棒啊 |
| [04:32.88] | It's my chance to give something back... 我可以藉此机会 |
| [04:35.52] | ...to the acting community. 回馈演艺界 |
| [04:38.06] | You're probably not allowed to sleep with your students. 你应该不能跟学生上床 |
| [04:46.23] | I know. 我知道 |
| [04:51.14] | “床垫大王” |
| [04:53.37] | I don't know,Monica. It feels funny just being here. 我不晓得 光是来这里，感觉就很怪 |
| [04:56.31] | If you buy a bed from Janice's ex-husband... 跟珍妮丝的前夫买床铺 |
| [04:59.18] | ...it's like betraying Chandler. 就像在背叛钱德 |
| [05:01.08] | Not at these prices! 这种价格耶 |
| [05:09.65] | You know,in England this car would be on the other side of the store. 在英国这辆车 应该在店的另一边 |
| [05:24.94] | Come here. 菲比，过来 |
| [05:27.11] | This is my new bed! 这就是我的新床铺 |
| [05:28.41] | You gotta feel this bad boy! 你一定要感受一下 |
| [05:31.34] | Monica,it still feels so weird, you know? 摩妮卡，我还是觉得怪怪的 |
| [05:34.61] | Chandler's your friend. 钱德是你的朋友 |
| [05:37.18] | Oh,my God! 我的天哪 |
| [05:40.75] | All right,take this bed. You can make other friends. 买吧，朋友可以再交 |
| [05:48.93] | “乔伊崔比亚尼” |
| [05:52.76] | Good evening. 晚安 |
| [05:54.47] | I am Mr. Tribbiani. 我是崔比亚尼老师 |
| [05:58.37] | And I will be teaching Acting for Soap Operas. 我将教大家“连续剧演技” |
| [06:01.44] | Now... 好的 |
| [06:03.37] | ...on my first day as Dr. Drake Ramoray on Days Of Our Lives... 在我参与“我们的岁月” 演出拉莫瑞医生的第一天 |
| [06:11.88] | ... I learned one of the most important things in soap opera acting... 我学到演连续剧时 很重要的一点 |
| [06:16.49] | ...is reacting. 就是回应 |
| [06:18.06] | This does not mean acting again. 意思不是“回去反应” |
| [06:22.09] | It means you don't have a line, but someone else just did. 而是你没有台词 但可以听别人讲 |
| [06:25.33] | And it goes something like this. 就像这样 |
| [06:34.84] | Thanks. Thanks a lot. 谢了 |
| [06:36.51] | By the way,before I forget. To work in soap operas... 还有，先说明一点 如果想演连续剧 |
| [06:39.38] | ...some of you will have to become more attractive. 有些同学得让自己变漂亮 |
| [06:43.82] | All right,moving right along.... 好，继续往下讲 |
| [06:51.19] | -How was teaching last night? -Great! You get to say stuff like... 昨晚课上得怎样？ 很棒，我可以说… |
| [06:55.19] | ... "Hey,the bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you." 打铃并不代表下课 我说下课才能下课 |
| [07:00.93] | Oh,nice. 真好 |
| [07:02.50] | Oh,and I got an audition for All My Children! 还有，我要去 “我的孩子们”试镜 |
| [07:05.90] | It's this great part. 是一个很棒的角色 |
| [07:07.44] | This boxer named Nick. 拳击手尼克 |
| [07:09.01] | And I'm so,so right for it. He's just like me. 我超适合的，他跟我一模一样 |
| [07:12.01] | Except that he's a boxer... 除了他是拳击手 |
| [07:14.01] | ...and has an evil twin. 有一个坏蛋双胞胎 |
| [07:22.69] | Hear ye,hear ye! Delivery from the Mattress King! 床垫大王送货来了 |
| [07:28.63] | You Miss Geller? 盖勒小姐吗？ |
| [07:30.86] | Sign here. 请签收 |
| [07:33.63] | Do I have a middle name? 我有中间的名字吗？ |
| [07:35.47] | All right. Monica "Felula"... 好吧，摩妮卡“费露拉”… |
| [07:39.37] | ...Geller. 盖勒 |
| [07:40.71] | It's that bedroom there. 抬到那个房间 |
| [07:45.91] | Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King? 摩妮卡跟床垫大王买床？ |
| [07:48.71] | Please,please,please don't say anything to Chandler. 求求你，不要告诉钱德 |
| [07:52.55] | -You want me to lie to him? -ls that a problem? 你要我骗他？ 有问题吗？ |
| [07:57.62] | Oh,hey,"Nick the boxer." Let's see what you got! 拳击手尼克，露两手来瞧瞧 |
| [08:00.66] | All right,put them up. 拳头举起来 |
| [08:02.49] | Hey,you're pretty good at this. 你蛮有架势的嘛 |
| [08:05.06] | I had to learn. I was staying at the "Y"... 我非学不可 我住在基督教青年会时 |
| [08:07.47] | ...and some of the young men weren't acting Christian enough. 有些男生不像基督徒 |
| [08:13.34] | Hey,now! 别闹了 |
| [08:16.77] | And I'm bleeding. Okay,great. 我流血了，帅啊 |
| [08:18.81] | Wow! And I'm a vegetarian! 我是素食者耶 |
| [08:25.32] | Put your head back. 把头仰起来 好 |
| [08:27.29] | -I can't see. -I have you. 我看不到 我来牵你 |
| [08:29.09] | Oh,God! 天哪 |
| [08:31.86] | Which bedroom do you want it in, Ms. Geller? 盖勒小姐，要抬进哪个房间？ |
| [08:34.69] | It's the compulsively neat one by the window. 靠窗有洁癖的那一间 |
| [08:37.70] | Gotcha. 知道了 |
| [08:46.44] | Hi,Daddy! 爸爸 |
| [08:48.44] | This is where they put us? 位子被排在这里？ |
| [08:50.11] | What? There was no table in the kitchen? 厨房挤不下了吗？ |
| [08:54.21] | -Hello,baby. -You remember Ross. 乖女儿 记得罗斯吧 |
| [08:56.65] | Nice to see you again,Dr. Greene. 葛林医生，又见面了 |
| [09:05.89] | -How's the library? -Museum. 图书馆还好吗？ 是博物馆 |
| [09:09.13] | -What happened to the library? -There never was a library. 那图书馆呢？ 没有图书馆 |
| [09:12.63] | I mean,there are libraries. It's just... 是有图书馆，只不过… |
| [09:15.47] | ...that I've never worked at one. 我没在图书馆做过事 |
| [09:21.17] | You know what's really good here? The lobster. 知道这里的名菜是什么？ 龙虾 |
| [09:24.51] | -Shall I just order three? -lf you're really hungry. 我直接点三客吧 如果你很饿的话 |
| [09:33.35] | It was a joke. I made a joke. 那是在开玩笑 |
| [09:36.72] | Actually,Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster. 其实罗斯对龙虾过敏 |
| [09:39.69] | Who's allergic to lobster? I guess someone that works in a library. 谁会对龙虾过敏？ 我猜是图书馆员 |
| [09:44.36] | -It's -I know. It's a museum! 不是… 我知道，是博物馆 |
| [09:46.20] | You're the only who can make a joke? At least mine was funny. 只有你可以开玩笑吗？ 至少我的很好笑 |
| [09:51.24] | We will have two lobsters and a menu. 两客龙虾，一份菜单 |
| [09:58.31] | So,Dr. Greene,how's the old boat? 葛林医生，你的船好吗？ |
| [10:01.08] | They found rust. Do you know what rust does to a boat? 生锈了，你知道生锈会怎样？ |
| [10:05.05] | Gives it a nice antique-y look? 让船看起来很古雅？ |
| [10:12.06] | Rust is boat cancer,Ross. 锈是船的癌症，罗斯 |
| [10:15.76] | Wow,I'm sorry. 我真遗撼 |
| [10:17.53] | When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that. 我小时候就这样 失去了一台脚踏车 |
| [10:26.04] | Excuse me for a moment. 失陪一下 |
| [10:27.57] | I want to say good night to the Levines before we go. 我想在离开之前 去问候莱文家的人 |
| [10:35.01] | Honey,stop. It's not that bad. 亲爱的，别这样，没那么糟 |
| [10:40.42] | Your dad must have added wrong. He only tipped 4%. 你爸一定算错了 他只给了4%的小费 |
| [10:46.26] | "That's Daddy"? Doesn't it bother you? You're a waitress. 爸就是这样？ 你不困扰吗？你是服务生耶 |
| [10:50.80] | Yes,it bothers me. 我的确很困扰 |
| [10:52.56] | If he was a regular at the coffee house,I'd be serving him sneezers. 如果他常来 我会在他的咖啡里加胡椒 |
| [10:57.77] | -So? -So,Ross... 所以呢？ 所以… |
| [10:59.60] | ... I've bugged him about this a million times. He won't change. 我跟他说过几千遍了 他就是不改 |
| [11:03.64] | Do you really serve people sneezers? 你真的会在咖啡里加胡椒？ |
| [11:07.28] | Well,I don't. 不会 |
| [11:10.11] | All right,kids. Ready? 孩子们，可以走了吗？ |
| [11:19.82] | Wait,I think I forgot my receipt. 等一下，我忘了拿收据 |
| [11:22.63] | -You don't need that. -Why not? 不要拿了 为什么？ |
| [11:24.56] | The carbon. It's messy. I mean, gets on your fingers and causes... 复写纸很脏 会沾到手指，引发… |
| [11:29.17] | ... night blindness. 夜盲症 |
| [11:33.90] | What is this? 这是什么？ |
| [11:35.84] | Who put a 20 down here? 谁放了20元？ |
| [11:38.08] | Oh,yeah,that would be me. 是我 |
| [11:40.91] | I have a problem. 我有一个毛病 |
| [11:42.68] | I tip way too much. Way too much. 我给的小费太高了 |
| [11:44.78] | -It's a sickness,really. -Yeah,it is. 这是一种病 没错 |
| [11:47.15] | -We have to do something about that. -Excuse me. 我们得想个办法 很抱歉 |
| [11:50.35] | You think I'm cheap? 你觉得我很小器？ |
| [11:52.59] | He didn't mean anything by that. He really didn't. 他没有那个意思，真的 |
| [11:55.86] | Nothing I do means anything. Really. 我做的事都没有意义，真的 |
| [12:00.70] | This is nice. I pay $200 for dinner. 真好啊，我花200元请客 |
| [12:03.20] | You put down $20 and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. 你只放了20元 就成了大人物 |
| [12:06.94] | You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here. 你那么想当大人物？ |
| [12:09.44] | I'll tell you what. You pay the whole bill,Mr. Big Shot. All right? 这样吧，钱都给你出，大人物 |
| [12:16.18] | Well,"Mr. Big Shot" is better than "Wet-Head." “大人物”总比“油头”好 |
| [12:21.19] | Okay,some tricks of the trade. 现在教你们几个诀窍 |
| [12:23.65] | Now,I've never been able to cry as an actor... 我演戏一向哭不出来 |
| [12:26.79] | ...so if I have to cry... 所以要是我得哭 |
| [12:31.03] | ...take a pair of tweezers... 放一把镊子在里面 |
| [12:33.66] | ...and just start pulling. 然后开始拔毛 |
| [12:38.57] | Or let's say I want to convey... 如果我想表现… |
| [12:41.47] | ...that I've just done something evil. 刚做了坏事的感觉 |
| [12:44.41] | That would be your basic I've-got-a- fish-hook-in-my-eyebrow-and-l-like-it. 就秀出基本的 “我爱眉毛上的鱼钩”的表情 |
| [12:56.35] | Well,all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. 只要心算232 除以13就行了 |
| [13:10.57] | And that's how it's done. 就是这样 |
| [13:12.17] | Great soap opera acting tonight,everybody. 今晚的课上得很愉快 |
| [13:14.71] | Class dismissed. 下课 |
| [13:18.51] | Hey,Mr. Trib. 崔老师 |
| [13:20.24] | Guess what? I got an audition! 你猜怎样？我要去试镜了 |
| [13:23.41] | One of my students got an audition. I'm so proud! 我的学生要试镜了，我好骄傲 |
| [13:27.59] | I was wondering if you'd coach me for it. 能不能请您指导我？ |
| [13:30.35] | You bet! What's the part? 当然可以，是什么角色？ |
| [13:32.19] | Oh,it's great! 那个角色很棒 |
| [13:33.36] | It's a role on All My Children. Nick the boxer. 是“我的孩子们”里的 拳击手尼克 |
| [13:45.54] | You couldn't leave it alone. 你就一定要鸡婆 |
| [13:47.71] | Four percent,okay? I tip more than that when there's a bug in my food. 才4%，就算菜里有虫 我给得都比较多 |
| [13:52.58] | Tonight was about the two of you getting along. 今晚你们好不容易处得不错 |
| [13:56.21] | Would you just see my chiropractor already? 快去找我的按摩治疗师好吗？ |
| [13:58.65] | I'm gonna go to a doctor who went to medical school in a mini-mall. 是啊，一个没念过 医科的治疗师 |
| [14:07.02] | Hey,Pheebs. What are you doing? 菲比，你在干什么？ |
| [14:09.23] | I'm freaking out! 我快吓死了 |
| [14:14.10] | Monica trusted me with something and she shouldn't have! 摩妮卡交待我办一件事 她不该这么做 |
| [14:18.10] | I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you. 我搬走一阵子了 所以我得问你 |
| [14:21.24] | Does Monica still turn the lights on in her room? 摩妮卡睡觉时还是会开灯吗？ |
| [14:26.78] | I am so dead! 我死定了 |
| [14:30.35] | Look,here's the bottom line. 以目前的情况 |
| [14:32.38] | This is fixable if we act fast,okay? 赶紧补救还来得及 |
| [14:35.19] | I'll invite him to brunch tomorrow, and you can make nice. 我找他明天来吃早、午餐 你可以示好 |
| [14:38.12] | Honey,I have tried to make nice. It doesn't work. 我示好过了，没有用 |
| [14:41.56] | Look,I realize my father is difficult. 我知道我爸很难相处 |
| [14:43.93] | But that's why you have got to be the bigger man here. 所以你一定要比他大方 |
| [14:47.70] | Sweetie,I could be the bigger man. I could be the biggest man. 我可以比他大方 我可以超级大方 |
| [14:51.60] | I could be a huge,giant man,and it still wouldn't make a difference. 就算我当一个巨人 事情也不会改变 |
| [14:55.47] | Except I could pick your father up and say,"Like me! Like me,tiny doctor!" 除非我可以把你爸拎起来说 喜欢我吧，小医生！ |
| [15:01.65] | Can't you just try it one more time? For me? For me? 你就不能再试一次吗？ 就当是为了我 |
| [15:05.32] | One brunch is not gonna solve anything. 吃早、午餐也不能解决什么 |
| [15:08.15] | Face it. We're never gonna get along. 面对现实吧，我们合不来 |
| [15:10.59] | Well,you are just going to have to. 你们非合得来不可 |
| [15:13.12] | I've already got a mother and father who cannot stay in the same room. 我已经有一对 无法共处一室的父母 |
| [15:16.89] | I don't want to have a separate room for you too! 我不想再多你一个 |
| [15:21.63] | I'll get the bagels. 我去买焙果 |
| [15:28.34] | What's this? 这是什么？ |
| [15:30.81] | Isn't it cool? 很酷吧？ |
| [15:35.21] | This is not the bed I ordered. 这不是我订的床 |
| [15:37.38] | I know! You must have won a contest or something. 我知道 你一定是赢了什么比赛 |
| [15:44.36] | Why is this car in my bedroom? 这辆车为什么在我的房里？ |
| [15:46.29] | I'm sorry. I wasn't looking... 对不起，我没有注意 |
| [15:48.43] | ...and the store won't take it back,because you signed for it. 他们不肯接受退货 因为你签收了 |
| [15:51.86] | -When did I sign for it? -When I was you. 我什么时候签收了？ 当我是你的时候 |
| [15:54.63] | It's all Joey's fault, because he left his nose open! 都是乔伊不好，他没护住鼻子 |
| [15:59.94] | Did you make brownies today? 你今天吃了布朗尼吗？ |
| [16:04.17] | Quick! Take off your dress. He won't notice the bed. 快脱衣服，他就不会注意到床 |
| [16:09.21] | I'm going for sushi. Does anybody want? 我要去吃寿司，有人要… |
| [16:14.15] | Somebody missed the off-ramp! 有人忘了下交流道吗？ |
| [16:19.12] | It's Monica's bed. What? 这是摩妮卡的床，怎样？ |
| [16:26.86] | This has always been Monica's bed. You just noticed? 摩妮卡的床一直都是这张 你现在才发现？ |
| [16:29.87] | How self-involved are you? 你还真自我中心 |
| [16:34.00] | If this bed isn't new,then how come there's plastic on the mattress? 如果这不是新床 床垫上为什么有胶膜？ |
| [16:40.58] | Sometimes I have bad dreams. 我有时候会做恶梦 |
| [16:46.48] | Look... 听着… |
| [16:48.00] | ... I just saw my best friend's brain smeared across the canvas. 我刚看到我的死党 脑浆溅在画布上 |
| [16:52.52] | It's not gonna be me. 我不要跟他一样 |
| [16:54.83] | Not me. 我不要 |
| [17:00.10] | That was good. 太精彩了 |
| [17:01.77] | That was 太… |
| [17:03.53] | Tweezers? 有镊子吗？ 没有 |
| [17:08.07] | -That was really good. -Thanks. 演得非常好 谢谢 |
| [17:11.34] | Any suggestions? 您有什么建议吗？ |
| [17:19.58] | You told him to play the boxer gay? 你叫他演成同性恋？ |
| [17:26.29] | I might have said... 我说的应该是… |
| [17:28.26] | ... "super-gay." “越明显越好” |
| [17:31.20] | You totally screwed him over. 你把他给毁了 |
| [17:33.26] | You're this guy's teacher. How could you do this? 你是他的老师，怎么能这样？ |
| [17:36.37] | Because the guy's so good. 因为他演得太好了 |
| [17:38.47] | And I really,really want this part. 我真的很想拿到这个角色 |
| [17:41.21] | Well,if you really,really want it, then it's okay. 要是你真的很想，那就没关系 |
| [17:46.61] | -Hi,Daddy. -Baby. 爸爸 女儿 |
| [17:51.62] | Dr. Greene,how are you? 罗斯 葛林医生，你好吗？ |
| [17:56.29] | Thanks for dinner last night. 谢谢你昨晚请客 |
| [17:58.29] | Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson. 谢谢你给我上了宝贵的一课 |
| [18:01.59] | Nice hair. What did you do,swim here? 好帅的发型 你是游泳来的吗？ |
| [18:07.66] | That's it. I can't take it anymore. 够了，我受不了了 |
| [18:10.10] | What? He likes your hair and just wants to know how you got here. 怎么了？他喜欢你的发型 想知道你是怎么来的 |
| [18:15.74] | -It's hopeless. I'm just gonna go. -What? 没有用的，我要走了 什么？ |
| [18:19.18] | -I'm sorry. It's just -Ross? 对不起，我实在… 罗斯？ |
| [18:21.58] | What's with the neck? 你的脖子怎么了？ |
| [18:23.15] | I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor. 他的脖子不舒服 我一直叫他去找我的按摩师 |
| [18:26.18] | You still going to him? 你还在找他？ |
| [18:28.25] | He couldn't get into med school in lxtapa! 他连乡下的医学院都考不上 |
| [18:31.49] | Thank you. That's what I keep saying. 谢谢，我一直这么说 |
| [18:34.26] | Excuse me,Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor. 很抱歉 巴比医生是个很好的医生 |
| [18:38.13] | Wait a minute. His name is Dr. Bobby? 等一下，他叫巴比医生？ |
| [18:42.53] | -That's his last name. -And his first name. 那是他的姓 和他的名字 |
| [18:45.10] | He's Bobby Bobby? 他叫巴比巴比？ |
| [18:48.87] | It's Robert Bobby. 是劳勃巴比 |
| [18:52.28] | And excuse me. He helps me. 而且很抱歉，他把我医好了 |
| [18:55.38] | -Please. Ask her how? -What do you need help for? 拜托！你问她 你哪里有毛病？ |
| [18:58.35] | My alignment. One leg's shorter than the other. 我歪一边，有一条腿比较短 |
| [19:00.85] | -Oh,my God. -Argue with that. 拜托！ 跟她辩辩看 |
| [19:03.05] | My right leg is two inches shorter! 本来就是，我的右腿短了两英寸 |
| [19:05.62] | Come on,you're just tilting! 拜托，你只是没站直 |
| [19:09.03] | -Her legs are fine. -I know that. 她的腿好得很 我知道 |
| [19:11.23] | -So why do you let her go to him? -"Let her"? 那你为什么让她去？ 让她去？ |
| [19:14.30] | She doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance,either. 她连承租保险的事都不听我的 |
| [19:35.39] | -Would you like some juice? -I'd love some juice. 你要喝果汁吗？ 麻烦你 |
| [19:40.89] | This is going so well! Did you see us? Did you see? 真顺利，你看到我们了吗？ |
| [19:44.09] | Yeah,honey. I was standing right there. 看到了，我就站在旁边 |
| [19:47.03] | Why don't you tell him about my mole? 你怎么不提我那颗痣的事？ |
| [19:49.67] | Excellent! 好主意 |
| [19:55.27] | There will come a time in each of your careers... 有一天，在你们的事业生涯里 |
| [19:58.18] | ...when you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. 你们会有机会毁掉 另一个连续剧演员 |
| [20:03.05] | I had such an opportunity in the recent present. 前不久，我就有这样的机会 |
| [20:08.75] | And I'm ashamed to say... 很惭愧的是… |
| [20:11.36] | ...that I took it. 我也做了 |
| [20:14.12] | I advised a fellow actor to play a role... 我建议另一位演员把一个角色 |
| [20:19.36] | ... homosexually. 演成同性恋 |
| [20:26.37] | We both auditioned for the part... 我们都去应徵那个角色 |
| [20:30.87] | ...and as it turned out... 结果是… |
| [20:33.61] | ...they.... 他们… |
| [20:36.41] | They liked the stupid "gay" thing and cast him. 他们喜欢同性恋的演法 选了他 |
| [20:42.09] | And now... 现在，他拿到两年的合约 |
| [20:43.92] | ... he's got a two-year contract... 要和… |
| [20:48.23] | ...opposite Susan Lucci... 苏珊鲁奇合作 |
| [20:50.49] | ...the first lady of daytime television. 日间电视剧的女王 |
| [20:54.60] | And me? 而我呢？ |
| [20:56.57] | Me,I'm stuck here teaching a bunch of people... 我困在这里教别人演戏 |
| [21:00.47] | ... most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. 大多数丑到根本上不了电视 |
| [21:06.58] | I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 对不起… |
| [21:18.66] | Thank you. 谢谢 |
| [21:24.16] | -May I help you? -Yes,hi. 有什么需要吗？ 有，你好 |
| [21:25.83] | I'm the lady who got stuck with the racecar bed. 我就是被硬塞一张赛车床的人 |
| [21:28.83] | Look,it's like I told you. There's nothing I can do. 我跟你说过了，我无能为力 |
| [21:33.30] | You signed for it. "Monica Felula Geller." 你签收了 “摩妮卡费露拉盖勒” |
| [21:38.38] | All right,we wanna see the King. 我们要见床垫大王 |
| [21:40.71] | Nobody sees the King. 没有人可以见大王 |
| [21:43.65] | Okay. I'm talking to the King. 好，那我要找他说话 |
| [21:53.69] | Oh,my God. 我…的…天！ |
| [22:11.51] | Hey,watch it,lady! 小姐，小心一点 |
| [22:19.72] | Hey,good-looking. 美女喔 |
| [22:31.73] | All right,I'll leave. 好，我走 |
| [03:36.-3] | Honey, he calls everybody by a nickname. ta dou jiao bie ren de chuo hao |
| [04:08.-3] | Yeah. We' ll see. deng zhe qiao |
| [08:23.-4] | I' m sorry. We' ll put some ice on it. dui bu qi, lai bing fu ba |
| [08:59.-4] | So! suo yi |
| [09:50.-2] | Waiter. fu wu sheng |
| [10:44.-3] | Yeah. That' s Daddy. shi a, ba jiu shi zhe yang |
| [11:12.-1] | Thanks again, Dr. Greene. ge lin yi sheng, zai ci xie xie ni |
| [12:29.-3] | ... I cut a hole in my pocket... wo jiu ba kou dai wa yi ge dong |
| [12:54.-1] | Let' s say I' ve just gotten bad news. yao shi wo ting dao yi ge huai xiao xi |
| [16:03.-2] | IKnock, knock! you ren zai ma? |
| [16:24.-3] | It' s a racecar! zhe shi yi liang sai che |
| [19:18.-2] | Wait a minute. You don' t have renter' s insurance? man zhe, ni mei you cheng zu bao xian? |
| [19:25.-1] | How you gonna run after a thief, with one leg shorter than the other? yao shi zao xiao tou ni yao yong chang duan jiao zhui ma? |
| [21:46.-4] | Hey, you can' t go back there! ni bu neng dao hou mian qu |
| [22:34.-3] | My bed' s so boring. wo de chuang hao wu liao |
| [00:02.28] | So I told Carl, nobody, no matter how famous their parents are... wo gao su ka er mei you ren ke yi pa kong long |
| [00:06.08] | ... is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. fu mu zai you ming ye yi yang |
| [00:08.69] | Of course, it went right in one ear.... ke xiang er zhi, ta shi zuo er jin |
| [00:11.02] | I love how he cares so much about stuff. wo zui xi huan ta de ren zhen le |
| [00:14.03] | If I squint, I can pretend he' s Alan Alda. yao shi wo mi qi yan jing jiu neng ba ta kan cheng ya lun ai da |
| [00:20.37] | Oh, good. Another dinosaur story. shuai a, you zai jiang kong long de shi |
| [00:25.44] | When are those gonna become extinct? zhei xie shi shen me shi hou cai hui jue zhong? |
| [00:30.54] | If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible... ru guo wo shi yi ge hui fei hai hui yin xing de chao ji ying xiong |
| [00:34.35] | ... that would be the best. na jiu tai bang le |
| [00:41.35] | What does Rachel see in this guy? rui qiu dao di kan shang ta na yi dian? |
| [00:45.72] | I love Rachel. wo ai rui qiu |
| [00:50.06] | I wish she was my wife. zhen xi wang ta shi wo de lao po |
| [01:04.74] | Who' s singing? shui zai chang ge? |
| [01:08.01] | The One With the Race Car Bed ben ji bo chu:" men dang fu bu dui" |
| [01:10.45] | ENDCREDIT |
| [01:58.23] | When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days... ni men xiao shi hou ban jia jia jiu |
| [02:01.60] | ... who were you? I was Richie. dou ban cheng shen me? wo dou dang ba ba |
| [02:03.37] | I was always Joanie. wo dou dang ma ma |
| [02:05.30] | Question: Was " Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood? qing wen" dan xi gai lei jia" shi ni men she qu de tuan jie kou hao ma? |
| [02:10.48] | " chuang dian dai wang te jia shi shi zhong" |
| [02:12.14] | It' s the Mattress King! shi chuang dian dai wang |
| [02:13.81] | Change the channel! gan kuai zhuan tai |
| [02:15.41] | Wait! I want to see this! After I divorce him... deng yi xia, wo xiang kan deng wo gen ta li le hun |
| [02:18.05] | ... half of that kingdom is gonna be mine! you yi ban de wang guo jiang shu yu wo |
| [02:21.49] | Despair fills the mattress showroom. chuang dian mai chang chou yun can bu |
| [02:24.62] | My Kingdom is suddenly without a Queen. wo de wang guo tu ran shi qu huang hou |
| [02:27.76] | I' m so depressed... wo shi ru ci ju sang |
| [02:29.49] | ... I' m going to slash... wo jue ding jiang jia ge |
| [02:31.23] | ... my prices! kan dao zui di! |
| [02:32.46] | Check it out! ge wei qing kan |
| [02:33.60] | 599 for a California king! da xing chuang dian zhi yao 599 |
| [02:35.60] | 499 for a pillowtop queen set! you zhen dian de zhong xing chuang dian zhi yao 499 |
| [02:37.77] | I' m going medieval on prices! wo de jia ge fei chang zhong gu |
| [02:40.31] | What a wank! na ge xiao ren |
| [02:42.41] | I cannot believe he' s using our divorce to sell mattresses! ta ju ran na wo men de li hun lai cu xiao |
| [02:46.58] | I know. At 499 for a pillowtop queen, who cares about the divorce? you zhen dian de chuang dian zhi yao 499 shui guan ni li bu li hun? |
| [02:50.82] | Those babies will sell themselves! nei xie chuang dian zi ji dou neng mai |
| [02:55.42] | And I' m appalled for you, by the way. hai you, wo hen wei ni sheng qi |
| [02:59.49] | I' m close! I' m cheap! I' m the King! mai chang zui jin, jia ge zui di wo shi chuang dian zhi wang |
| [03:07.30] | Okay, Daddy. We' ll see you tomorrow night. Okay, byebye. hao de, lao ba, wo men ming wan jian hao, zai jian |
| [03:13.34] | " We"? wo men? |
| [03:15.01] | are having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night. I hope that' s okay. ming wan yao gen wo ba chi fan mei wen ti ba? |
| [03:19.54] | Oh, shoot! Tomorrow' s not good. zao gao, ming tian bu fang bian |
| [03:21.68] | I' m supposed to fall off the Empire State Building... wo ying gai hui cong di guo da sha diao xia lai |
| [03:24.35] | ... and land on a bicycle with no seat, so.... die dao mei you zuo dian de jiao ta che shang suo yi |
| [03:29.65] | My father doesn' t hate you. wo ba bing bu tao yan ni |
| [03:31.86] | Please. He refers to me as " WetHead." bai tuo, ta guan wo jiao" you tou" |
| [03:38.80] | I know. Just one dinner. One night. For me. Please? hao, jiu yi dun fan yi ge wan shang, wei le wo |
| [03:42.13] | I just want him to love you like I do. wo zhi shi xiang rang ta xiang wo yi yang ai ni |
| [03:45.60] | All right. Well, not exactly like I do. hao ba, ye xu bu neng xiang wo yi yang |
| [03:48.87] | But if you do come to dinner... bu guo ru guo ni ken lai |
| [03:51.04] | ... I' ll love you like I do in that black thing that you like. wo jiu chuan na jian hei se xing gan nei yi hao hao ai ni |
| [03:55.11] | I' ll go. wo qu |
| [04:00.15] | Fine. hao ba |
| [04:01.22] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [04:06.62] | Hi, Gunther. a gan |
| [04:12.36] | Hey, you guys! da jia hao |
| [04:14.00] | Guess what. ni men cai zen yang? |
| [04:15.67] | I got a gig! Great! wo you tou lu le |
| [04:17.57] | That' s why I can never be an actor. I can' t say " gig." suo yi wo dang bu cheng yan yuan wo bu hui shuo" tou lu" |
| [04:21.07] | I can' t say " croissant." Oh, my God! wo bu hui shuo" ke song" tian na! |
| [04:25.78] | What' s the part? It' s not a part. shi shen me jue se? bu shi jue se |
| [04:28.11] | I' m teaching Acting for Soap Operas at the Learning Extension. wo yao qu han shou xue xiao jiao" lian xu ju yan ji" |
| [04:31.25] | Come on! That' s great! hen bang a |
| [04:32.88] | It' s my chance to give something back... wo ke yi ji ci ji hui |
| [04:35.52] | ... to the acting community. hui kui yan yi jie |
| [04:38.06] | You' re probably not allowed to sleep with your students. ni ying gai bu neng gen xue sheng shang chuang |
| [04:46.23] | I know. wo zhi dao |
| [04:51.14] | " chuang dian dai wang" |
| [04:53.37] | I don' t know, Monica. It feels funny just being here. wo bu xiao de guang shi lai zhe li, gan jue jiu hen guai |
| [04:56.31] | If you buy a bed from Janice' s exhusband... gen zhen ni si de qian fu mai chuang pu |
| [04:59.18] | ... it' s like betraying Chandler. jiu xiang zai bei pan qian de |
| [05:01.08] | Not at these prices! zhe zhong jia ge ye |
| [05:09.65] | You know, in England this car would be on the other side of the store. zai ying guo zhe liang che ying gai zai dian de ling yi bian |
| [05:24.94] | Come here. fei bi, guo lai |
| [05:27.11] | This is my new bed! zhe jiu shi wo de xin chuang pu |
| [05:28.41] | You gotta feel this bad boy! ni yi ding yao gan shou yi xia |
| [05:31.34] | Monica, it still feels so weird, you know? mo ni ka, wo hai shi jue de guai guai de |
| [05:34.61] | Chandler' s your friend. qian de shi ni de peng you |
| [05:37.18] | Oh, my God! wo de tian na |
| [05:40.75] | All right, take this bed. You can make other friends. mai ba, peng you ke yi zai jiao |
| [05:48.93] | " qiao yi cui bi ya ni" |
| [05:52.76] | Good evening. wan an |
| [05:54.47] | I am Mr. Tribbiani. wo shi cui bi ya ni lao shi |
| [05:58.37] | And I will be teaching Acting for Soap Operas. wo jiang jiao da jia" lian xu ju yan ji" |
| [06:01.44] | Now... hao de |
| [06:03.37] | ... on my first day as Dr. Drake Ramoray on Days Of Our Lives... zai wo can yu" wo men de sui yue" yan chu la mo rui yi sheng de di yi tian |
| [06:11.88] | ... I learned one of the most important things in soap opera acting... wo xue dao yan lian xu ju shi hen zhong yao de yi dian |
| [06:16.49] | ... is reacting. jiu shi hui ying |
| [06:18.06] | This does not mean acting again. yi si bu shi" hui qu fan ying" |
| [06:22.09] | It means you don' t have a line, but someone else just did. er shi ni mei you tai ci dan ke yi ting bie ren jiang |
| [06:25.33] | And it goes something like this. jiu xiang zhe yang |
| [06:34.84] | Thanks. Thanks a lot. xie le |
| [06:36.51] | By the way, before I forget. To work in soap operas... hai you, xian shuo ming yi dian ru guo xiang yan lian xu ju |
| [06:39.38] | ... some of you will have to become more attractive. you xie tong xue de rang zi ji bian piao liang |
| [06:43.82] | All right, moving right along.... hao, ji xu wang xia jiang |
| [06:51.19] | How was teaching last night? Great! You get to say stuff like... zuo wan ke shang de zen yang? hen bang, wo ke yi shuo |
| [06:55.19] | ... " Hey, the bell doesn' t dismiss you. I dismiss you." da ling bing bu dai biao xia ke wo shuo xia ke cai neng xia ke |
| [07:00.93] | Oh, nice. zhen hao |
| [07:02.50] | Oh, and I got an audition for All My Children! hai you, wo yao qu " wo de hai zi men" shi jing |
| [07:05.90] | It' s this great part. shi yi ge hen bang de jue se |
| [07:07.44] | This boxer named Nick. quan ji shou ni ke |
| [07:09.01] | And I' m so, so right for it. He' s just like me. wo chao shi he de, ta gen wo yi mu yi yang |
| [07:12.01] | Except that he' s a boxer... chu le ta shi quan ji shou |
| [07:14.01] | ... and has an evil twin. you yi ge huai dan shuang bao tai |
| [07:22.69] | Hear ye, hear ye! Delivery from the Mattress King! chuang dian dai wang song huo lai le |
| [07:28.63] | You Miss Geller? gai lei xiao jie ma? |
| [07:30.86] | Sign here. qing qian shou |
| [07:33.63] | Do I have a middle name? wo you zhong jian de ming zi ma? |
| [07:35.47] | All right. Monica " Felula"... hao ba, mo ni ka" fei lu la" |
| [07:39.37] | ... Geller. gai lei |
| [07:40.71] | It' s that bedroom there. tai dao na ge fang jian |
| [07:45.91] | Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King? mo ni ka gen chuang dian dai wang mai chuang? |
| [07:48.71] | Please, please, please don' t say anything to Chandler. qiu qiu ni, bu yao gao su qian de |
| [07:52.55] | You want me to lie to him? ls that a problem? ni yao wo pian ta? you wen ti ma? |
| [07:57.62] | Oh, hey," Nick the boxer." Let' s see what you got! quan ji shou ni ke, lu liang shou lai qiao qiao |
| [08:00.66] | All right, put them up. quan tou ju qi lai |
| [08:02.49] | Hey, you' re pretty good at this. ni man you jia shi de ma |
| [08:05.06] | I had to learn. I was staying at the " Y"... wo fei xue bu ke wo zhu zai ji du jiao qing nian hui shi |
| [08:07.47] | ... and some of the young men weren' t acting Christian enough. you xie nan sheng bu xiang ji du tu |
| [08:13.34] | Hey, now! bie nao le |
| [08:16.77] | And I' m bleeding. Okay, great. wo liu xie le, shuai a |
| [08:18.81] | Wow! And I' m a vegetarian! wo shi su shi zhe ye |
| [08:25.32] | Put your head back. ba tou yang qi lai hao |
| [08:27.29] | I can' t see. I have you. wo kan bu dao wo lai qian ni |
| [08:29.09] | Oh, God! tian na |
| [08:31.86] | Which bedroom do you want it in, Ms. Geller? gai lei xiao jie, yao tai jin nei ge fang jian? |
| [08:34.69] | It' s the compulsively neat one by the window. kao chuang you jie pi de na yi jian |
| [08:37.70] | Gotcha. zhi dao le |
| [08:46.44] | Hi, Daddy! ba ba |
| [08:48.44] | This is where they put us? wei zi bei pai zai zhe li? |
| [08:50.11] | What? There was no table in the kitchen? chu fang ji bu xia le ma? |
| [08:54.21] | Hello, baby. You remember Ross. guai nv er ji de luo si ba |
| [08:56.65] | Nice to see you again, Dr. Greene. ge lin yi sheng, you jian mian le |
| [09:05.89] | How' s the library? Museum. tu shu guan hai hao ma? shi bo wu guan |
| [09:09.13] | What happened to the library? There never was a library. na tu shu guan ne? mei you tu shu guan |
| [09:12.63] | I mean, there are libraries. It' s just... shi you tu shu guan, zhi bu guo |
| [09:15.47] | ... that I' ve never worked at one. wo mei zai tu shu guan zuo guo shi |
| [09:21.17] | You know what' s really good here? The lobster. zhi dao zhe li de ming cai shi shen me? long xia |
| [09:24.51] | Shall I just order three? lf you' re really hungry. wo zhi jie dian san ke ba ru guo ni hen e de hua |
| [09:33.35] | It was a joke. I made a joke. na shi zai kai wan xiao |
| [09:36.72] | Actually, Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster. qi shi luo si dui long xia guo min |
| [09:39.69] | Who' s allergic to lobster? I guess someone that works in a library. shui hui dui long xia guo min? wo cai shi tu shu guan yuan |
| [09:44.36] | It' s I know. It' s a museum! bu shi wo zhi dao, shi bo wu guan |
| [09:46.20] | You' re the only who can make a joke? At least mine was funny. zhi you ni ke yi kai wan xiao ma? zhi shao wo de hen hao xiao |
| [09:51.24] | We will have two lobsters and a menu. liang ke long xia, yi fen cai dan |
| [09:58.31] | So, Dr. Greene, how' s the old boat? ge lin yi sheng, ni de chuan hao ma? |
| [10:01.08] | They found rust. Do you know what rust does to a boat? sheng xiu le, ni zhi dao sheng xiu hui zen yang? |
| [10:05.05] | Gives it a nice antiquey look? rang chuan kan qi lai hen gu ya? |
| [10:12.06] | Rust is boat cancer, Ross. xiu shi chuan de ai zheng, luo si |
| [10:15.76] | Wow, I' m sorry. wo zhen yi han |
| [10:17.53] | When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that. wo xiao shi hou jiu zhe yang shi qu le yi tai jiao ta che |
| [10:26.04] | Excuse me for a moment. shi pei yi xia |
| [10:27.57] | I want to say good night to the Levines before we go. wo xiang zai li kai zhi qian qu wen hou lai wen jia de ren |
| [10:35.01] | Honey, stop. It' s not that bad. qin ai de, bie zhe yang, mei na me zao |
| [10:40.42] | Your dad must have added wrong. He only tipped 4. ni ba yi ding suan cuo le ta zhi gei le 4 de xiao fei |
| [10:46.26] | " That' s Daddy"? Doesn' t it bother you? You' re a waitress. ba jiu shi zhe yang? ni bu kun rao ma? ni shi fu wu sheng ye |
| [10:50.80] | Yes, it bothers me. wo di que hen kun rao |
| [10:52.56] | If he was a regular at the coffee house, I' d be serving him sneezers. ru guo ta chang lai wo hui zai ta de ka fei li jia hu jiao |
| [10:57.77] | So? So, Ross... suo yi ne? suo yi |
| [10:59.60] | ... I' ve bugged him about this a million times. He won' t change. wo gen ta shuo guo ji qian bian le ta jiu shi bu gai |
| [11:03.64] | Do you really serve people sneezers? ni zhen de hui zai ka fei li jia hu jiao? |
| [11:07.28] | Well, I don' t. bu hui |
| [11:10.11] | All right, kids. Ready? hai zi men, ke yi zou le ma? |
| [11:19.82] | Wait, I think I forgot my receipt. deng yi xia, wo wang le na shou ju |
| [11:22.63] | You don' t need that. Why not? bu yao na le wei shi me? |
| [11:24.56] | The carbon. It' s messy. I mean, gets on your fingers and causes... fu xie zhi hen zang hui zhan dao shou zhi, yin fa |
| [11:29.17] | ... night blindness. ye mang zheng |
| [11:33.90] | What is this? zhe shi shen me? |
| [11:35.84] | Who put a 20 down here? shui fang le 20 yuan? |
| [11:38.08] | Oh, yeah, that would be me. shi wo |
| [11:40.91] | I have a problem. wo you yi ge mao bing |
| [11:42.68] | I tip way too much. Way too much. wo gei de xiao fei tai gao le |
| [11:44.78] | It' s a sickness, really. Yeah, it is. zhe shi yi zhong bing mei cuo |
| [11:47.15] | We have to do something about that. Excuse me. wo men de xiang ge ban fa hen bao qian |
| [11:50.35] | You think I' m cheap? ni jue de wo hen xiao qi? |
| [11:52.59] | He didn' t mean anything by that. He really didn' t. ta mei you na ge yi si, zhen de |
| [11:55.86] | Nothing I do means anything. Really. wo zuo de shi dou mei you yi yi, zhen de |
| [12:00.70] | This is nice. I pay 200 for dinner. zhen hao a, wo hua 200 yuan qing ke |
| [12:03.20] | You put down 20 and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. ni zhi fang le 20 yuan jiu cheng le da ren wu |
| [12:06.94] | You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here. ni na me xiang dang da ren wu? |
| [12:09.44] | I' ll tell you what. You pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot. All right? zhe yang ba, qian dou gei ni chu, da ren wu |
| [12:16.18] | Well," Mr. Big Shot" is better than " WetHead." " da ren wu" zong bi" you tou" hao |
| [12:21.19] | Okay, some tricks of the trade. xian zai jiao ni men ji ge jue qiao |
| [12:23.65] | Now, I' ve never been able to cry as an actor... wo yan xi yi xiang ku bu chu lai |
| [12:26.79] | ... so if I have to cry... suo yi yao shi wo de ku |
| [12:31.03] | ... take a pair of tweezers... fang yi ba nie zi zai li mian |
| [12:33.66] | ... and just start pulling. ran hou kai shi ba mao |
| [12:38.57] | Or let' s say I want to convey... ru guo wo xiang biao xian |
| [12:41.47] | ... that I' ve just done something evil. gang zuo le huai shi de gan jue |
| [12:44.41] | That would be your basic I' vegota fishhookinmyeyebrowandllikeit. jiu xiu chu ji ben de " wo ai mei mao shang de yu gou" de biao qing |
| [12:56.35] | Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. zhi yao xin suan 232 chu yi 13 jiu xing le |
| [13:10.57] | And that' s how it' s done. jiu shi zhe yang |
| [13:12.17] | Great soap opera acting tonight, everybody. jin wan de ke shang de hen yu kuai |
| [13:14.71] | Class dismissed. xia ke |
| [13:18.51] | Hey, Mr. Trib. cui lao shi |
| [13:20.24] | Guess what? I got an audition! ni cai zen yang? wo yao qu shi jing le |
| [13:23.41] | One of my students got an audition. I' m so proud! wo de xue sheng yao shi jing le, wo hao jiao ao |
| [13:27.59] | I was wondering if you' d coach me for it. neng bu neng qing nin zhi dao wo? |
| [13:30.35] | You bet! What' s the part? dang ran ke yi, shi shen me jue se? |
| [13:32.19] | Oh, it' s great! na ge jue se hen bang |
| [13:33.36] | It' s a role on All My Children. Nick the boxer. shi" wo de hai zi men" li de quan ji shou ni ke |
| [13:45.54] | You couldn' t leave it alone. ni jiu yi ding yao ji po |
| [13:47.71] | Four percent, okay? I tip more than that when there' s a bug in my food. cai 4, jiu suan cai li you chong wo gei de dou bi jiao duo |
| [13:52.58] | Tonight was about the two of you getting along. jin wan ni men hao bu rong yi chu de bu cuo |
| [13:56.21] | Would you just see my chiropractor already? kuai qu zhao wo de an mo zhi liao shi hao ma? |
| [13:58.65] | I' m gonna go to a doctor who went to medical school in a minimall. shi a, yi ge mei nian guo yi ke de zhi liao shi |
| [14:07.02] | Hey, Pheebs. What are you doing? fei bi, ni zai gan shen me? |
| [14:09.23] | I' m freaking out! wo kuai xia si le |
| [14:14.10] | Monica trusted me with something and she shouldn' t have! mo ni ka jiao dai wo ban yi jian shi ta bu gai zhe me zuo |
| [14:18.10] | I haven' t lived here in a while, so I have to ask you. wo ban zou yi zhen zi le suo yi wo de wen ni |
| [14:21.24] | Does Monica still turn the lights on in her room? mo ni ka shui jiao shi hai shi hui kai deng ma? |
| [14:26.78] | I am so dead! wo si ding le |
| [14:30.35] | Look, here' s the bottom line. yi mu qian de qing kuang |
| [14:32.38] | This is fixable if we act fast, okay? gan jin bu jiu hai lai de ji |
| [14:35.19] | I' ll invite him to brunch tomorrow, and you can make nice. wo zhao ta ming tian lai chi zao wu can ni ke yi shi hao |
| [14:38.12] | Honey, I have tried to make nice. It doesn' t work. wo shi hao guo le, mei you yong |
| [14:41.56] | Look, I realize my father is difficult. wo zhi dao wo ba hen nan xiang chu |
| [14:43.93] | But that' s why you have got to be the bigger man here. suo yi ni yi ding yao bi ta da fang |
| [14:47.70] | Sweetie, I could be the bigger man. I could be the biggest man. wo ke yi bi ta da fang wo ke yi chao ji da fang |
| [14:51.60] | I could be a huge, giant man, and it still wouldn' t make a difference. jiu suan wo dang yi ge ju ren shi qing ye bu hui gai bian |
| [14:55.47] | Except I could pick your father up and say," Like me! Like me, tiny doctor!" chu fei wo ke yi ba ni ba lin qi lai shuo xi huan wo ba, xiao yi sheng! |
| [15:01.65] | Can' t you just try it one more time? For me? For me? ni jiu bu neng zai shi yi ci ma? jiu dang shi wei le wo |
| [15:05.32] | One brunch is not gonna solve anything. chi zao wu can ye bu neng jie jue shen me |
| [15:08.15] | Face it. We' re never gonna get along. mian dui xian shi ba, wo men he bu lai |
| [15:10.59] | Well, you are just going to have to. ni men fei he de lai bu ke |
| [15:13.12] | I' ve already got a mother and father who cannot stay in the same room. wo yi jing you yi dui wu fa gong chu yi shi de fu mu |
| [15:16.89] | I don' t want to have a separate room for you too! wo bu xiang zai duo ni yi ge |
| [15:21.63] | I' ll get the bagels. wo qu mai bei guo |
| [15:28.34] | What' s this? zhe shi shen me? |
| [15:30.81] | Isn' t it cool? hen ku ba? |
| [15:35.21] | This is not the bed I ordered. zhe bu shi wo ding de chuang |
| [15:37.38] | I know! You must have won a contest or something. wo zhi dao ni yi ding shi ying le shen me bi sai |
| [15:44.36] | Why is this car in my bedroom? zhe liang che wei shi me zai wo de fang li? |
| [15:46.29] | I' m sorry. I wasn' t looking... dui bu qi, wo mei you zhu yi |
| [15:48.43] | ... and the store won' t take it back, because you signed for it. ta men bu ken jie shou tui huo yin wei ni qian shou le |
| [15:51.86] | When did I sign for it? When I was you. wo shen me shi hou qian shou le? dang wo shi ni de shi hou |
| [15:54.63] | It' s all Joey' s fault, because he left his nose open! dou shi qiao yi bu hao, ta mei hu zhu bi zi |
| [15:59.94] | Did you make brownies today? ni jin tian chi le bu lang ni ma? |
| [16:04.17] | Quick! Take off your dress. He won' t notice the bed. kuai tuo yi fu, ta jiu bu hui zhu yi dao chuang |
| [16:09.21] | I' m going for sushi. Does anybody want? wo yao qu chi shou si, you ren yao |
| [16:14.15] | Somebody missed the offramp! you ren wang le xia jiao liu dao ma? |
| [16:19.12] | It' s Monica' s bed. What? zhe shi mo ni ka de chuang, zen yang? |
| [16:26.86] | This has always been Monica' s bed. You just noticed? mo ni ka de chuang yi zhi dou shi zhe zhang ni xian zai cai fa xian? |
| [16:29.87] | How selfinvolved are you? ni hai zhen zi wo zhong xin |
| [16:34.00] | If this bed isn' t new, then how come there' s plastic on the mattress? ru guo zhe bu shi xin chuang chuang dian shang wei shi me you jiao mo? |
| [16:40.58] | Sometimes I have bad dreams. wo you shi hou hui zuo e meng |
| [16:46.48] | Look... ting zhe |
| [16:48.00] | ... I just saw my best friend' s brain smeared across the canvas. wo gang kan dao wo de si dang nao jiang jian zai hua bu shang |
| [16:52.52] | It' s not gonna be me. wo bu yao gen ta yi yang |
| [16:54.83] | Not me. wo bu yao |
| [17:00.10] | That was good. tai jing cai le |
| [17:01.77] | That was tai |
| [17:03.53] | Tweezers? you nie zi ma? mei you |
| [17:08.07] | That was really good. Thanks. yan de fei chang hao xie xie |
| [17:11.34] | Any suggestions? nin you shen me jian yi ma? |
| [17:19.58] | You told him to play the boxer gay? ni jiao ta yan cheng tong xing lian? |
| [17:26.29] | I might have said... wo shuo de ying gai shi |
| [17:28.26] | ... " supergay." " yue ming xian yue hao" |
| [17:31.20] | You totally screwed him over. ni ba ta gei hui le |
| [17:33.26] | You' re this guy' s teacher. How could you do this? ni shi ta de lao shi, zen me neng zhe yang? |
| [17:36.37] | Because the guy' s so good. yin wei ta yan de tai hao le |
| [17:38.47] | And I really, really want this part. wo zhen de hen xiang na dao zhe ge jue se |
| [17:41.21] | Well, if you really, really want it, then it' s okay. yao shi ni zhen de hen xiang, na jiu mei guan xi |
| [17:46.61] | Hi, Daddy. Baby. ba ba nv er |
| [17:51.62] | Dr. Greene, how are you? luo si ge lin yi sheng, ni hao ma? |
| [17:56.29] | Thanks for dinner last night. xie xie ni zuo wan qing ke |
| [17:58.29] | Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson. xie xie ni gei wo shang le bao gui de yi ke |
| [18:01.59] | Nice hair. What did you do, swim here? hao shuai de fa xing ni shi you yong lai de ma? |
| [18:07.66] | That' s it. I can' t take it anymore. gou le, wo shou bu liao le |
| [18:10.10] | What? He likes your hair and just wants to know how you got here. zen me le? ta xi huan ni de fa xing xiang zhi dao ni shi zen me lai de |
| [18:15.74] | It' s hopeless. I' m just gonna go. What? mei you yong de, wo yao zou le shen me? |
| [18:19.18] | I' m sorry. It' s just Ross? dui bu qi, wo shi zai luo si? |
| [18:21.58] | What' s with the neck? ni de bo zi zen me le? |
| [18:23.15] | I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor. ta de bo zi bu shu fu wo yi zhi jiao ta qu zhao wo de an mo shi |
| [18:26.18] | You still going to him? ni hai zai zhao ta? |
| [18:28.25] | He couldn' t get into med school in lxtapa! ta lian xiang xia de yi xue yuan dou kao bu shang |
| [18:31.49] | Thank you. That' s what I keep saying. xie xie, wo yi zhi zhe me shuo |
| [18:34.26] | Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor. hen bao qian ba bi yi sheng shi ge hen hao de yi sheng |
| [18:38.13] | Wait a minute. His name is Dr. Bobby? deng yi xia, ta jiao ba bi yi sheng? |
| [18:42.53] | That' s his last name. And his first name. na shi ta de xing he ta de ming zi |
| [18:45.10] | He' s Bobby Bobby? ta jiao ba bi ba bi? |
| [18:48.87] | It' s Robert Bobby. shi lao bo ba bi |
| [18:52.28] | And excuse me. He helps me. er qie hen bao qian, ta ba wo yi hao le |
| [18:55.38] | Please. Ask her how? What do you need help for? bai tuo! ni wen ta ni na li you mao bing? |
| [18:58.35] | My alignment. One leg' s shorter than the other. wo wai yi bian, you yi tiao tui bi jiao duan |
| [19:00.85] | Oh, my God. Argue with that. bai tuo! gen ta bian bian kan |
| [19:03.05] | My right leg is two inches shorter! ben lai jiu shi, wo de you tui duan le liang ying cun |
| [19:05.62] | Come on, you' re just tilting! bai tuo, ni zhi shi mei zhan zhi |
| [19:09.03] | Her legs are fine. I know that. ta de tui hao de hen wo zhi dao |
| [19:11.23] | So why do you let her go to him? " Let her"? na ni wei shi me rang ta qu? rang ta qu? |
| [19:14.30] | She doesn' t listen to me about renter' s insurance, either. ta lian cheng zu bao xian de shi dou bu ting wo de |
| [19:35.39] | Would you like some juice? I' d love some juice. ni yao he guo zhi ma? ma fan ni |
| [19:40.89] | This is going so well! Did you see us? Did you see? zhen shun li, ni kan dao wo men le ma? |
| [19:44.09] | Yeah, honey. I was standing right there. kan dao le, wo jiu zhan zai pang bian |
| [19:47.03] | Why don' t you tell him about my mole? ni zen me bu ti wo na ke zhi de shi? |
| [19:49.67] | Excellent! hao zhu yi |
| [19:55.27] | There will come a time in each of your careers... you yi tian, zai ni men de shi ye sheng ya li |
| [19:58.18] | ... when you' ll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. ni men hui you ji hui hui diao ling yi ge lian xu ju yan yuan |
| [20:03.05] | I had such an opportunity in the recent present. qian bu jiu, wo jiu you zhe yang de ji hui |
| [20:08.75] | And I' m ashamed to say... hen can kui de shi |
| [20:11.36] | ... that I took it. wo ye zuo le |
| [20:14.12] | I advised a fellow actor to play a role... wo jian yi ling yi wei yan yuan ba yi ge jue se |
| [20:19.36] | ... homosexually. yan cheng tong xing lian |
| [20:26.37] | We both auditioned for the part... wo men dou qu ying zheng na ge jue se |
| [20:30.87] | ... and as it turned out... jie guo shi |
| [20:33.61] | ... they.... ta men |
| [20:36.41] | They liked the stupid " gay" thing and cast him. ta men xi huan tong xing lian de yan fa xuan le ta |
| [20:42.09] | And now... xian zai, ta na dao liang nian de he yue |
| [20:43.92] | ... he' s got a twoyear contract... yao he |
| [20:48.23] | ... opposite Susan Lucci... su shan lu qi he zuo |
| [20:50.49] | ... the first lady of daytime television. ri jian dian shi ju de nv wang |
| [20:54.60] | And me? er wo ne? |
| [20:56.57] | Me, I' m stuck here teaching a bunch of people... wo kun zai zhe li jiao bie ren yan xi |
| [21:00.47] | ... most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. da duo shu chou dao gen ben shang bu liao dian shi |
| [21:06.58] | I' m sorry. I' m sorry. dui bu qi |
| [21:18.66] | Thank you. xie xie |
| [21:24.16] | May I help you? Yes, hi. you shen me xu yao ma? you, ni hao |
| [21:25.83] | I' m the lady who got stuck with the racecar bed. wo jiu shi bei ying sai yi zhang sai che chuang de ren |
| [21:28.83] | Look, it' s like I told you. There' s nothing I can do. wo gen ni shuo guo le, wo wu neng wei li |
| [21:33.30] | You signed for it. " Monica Felula Geller." ni qian shou le " mo ni ka fei lu la gai lei" |
| [21:38.38] | All right, we wanna see the King. wo men yao jian chuang dian dai wang |
| [21:40.71] | Nobody sees the King. mei you ren ke yi jian dai wang |
| [21:43.65] | Okay. I' m talking to the King. hao, na wo yao zhao ta shuo hua |
| [21:53.69] | Oh, my God. wo de tian! |
| [22:11.51] | Hey, watch it, lady! xiao jie, xiao xin yi dian |
| [22:19.72] | Hey, goodlooking. mei nv o |
| [22:31.73] | All right, I' ll leave. hao, wo zou |
| [03:36.-3] | Honey, he calls everybody by a nickname. tā dōu jiào bié rén de chuò hào |
| [04:08.-3] | Yeah. We' ll see. děng zhe qiáo |
| [08:23.-4] | I' m sorry. We' ll put some ice on it. duì bù qǐ, lái bīng fū ba |
| [08:59.-4] | So! suǒ yǐ |
| [09:50.-2] | Waiter. fú wù shēng |
| [10:44.-3] | Yeah. That' s Daddy. shì a, bà jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [11:12.-1] | Thanks again, Dr. Greene. gé lín yī shēng, zài cì xiè xiè nǐ |
| [12:29.-3] | ... I cut a hole in my pocket... wǒ jiù bǎ kǒu dài wā yí gè dòng |
| [12:54.-1] | Let' s say I' ve just gotten bad news. yào shì wǒ tīng dào yí gè huài xiāo xī |
| [16:03.-2] | IKnock, knock! yǒu rén zài ma? |
| [16:24.-3] | It' s a racecar! zhè shì yī liàng sài chē |
| [19:18.-2] | Wait a minute. You don' t have renter' s insurance? màn zhe, nǐ méi yǒu chéng zū bǎo xiǎn? |
| [19:25.-1] | How you gonna run after a thief, with one leg shorter than the other? yào shì zāo xiǎo tōu nǐ yào yòng cháng duǎn jiǎo zhuī ma? |
| [21:46.-4] | Hey, you can' t go back there! nǐ bù néng dào hòu miàn qù |
| [22:34.-3] | My bed' s so boring. wǒ de chuáng hǎo wú liáo |
| [00:02.28] | So I told Carl, nobody, no matter how famous their parents are... wǒ gào sù kǎ ěr méi yǒu rén kě yǐ pá kǒng lóng |
| [00:06.08] | ... is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. fù mǔ zài yǒu míng yě yí yàng |
| [00:08.69] | Of course, it went right in one ear.... kě xiǎng ér zhī, tā shì zuǒ ěr jìn |
| [00:11.02] | I love how he cares so much about stuff. wǒ zuì xǐ huān tā de rèn zhēn le |
| [00:14.03] | If I squint, I can pretend he' s Alan Alda. yào shì wǒ mī qǐ yǎn jīng jiù néng bǎ tā kàn chéng yà lún ài dá |
| [00:20.37] | Oh, good. Another dinosaur story. shuài a, yòu zài jiǎng kǒng lóng de shì |
| [00:25.44] | When are those gonna become extinct? zhèi xiē shì shén me shí hòu cái huì jué zhǒng? |
| [00:30.54] | If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible... rú guǒ wǒ shì yí gè huì fēi hái huì yǐn xíng de chāo jí yīng xióng |
| [00:34.35] | ... that would be the best. nà jiù tài bàng le |
| [00:41.35] | What does Rachel see in this guy? ruì qiū dào dǐ kàn shàng tā nǎ yì diǎn? |
| [00:45.72] | I love Rachel. wǒ ài ruì qiū |
| [00:50.06] | I wish she was my wife. zhēn xī wàng tā shì wǒ de lǎo pó |
| [01:04.74] | Who' s singing? shuí zài chàng gē? |
| [01:08.01] | The One With the Race Car Bed běn jí bō chū:" mén dāng fù bú duì" |
| [01:10.45] | ENDCREDIT |
| [01:58.23] | When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days... nǐ men xiǎo shí hòu bàn jiā jiā jiǔ |
| [02:01.60] | ... who were you? I was Richie. dōu bàn chéng shén me? wǒ dōu dāng bà bà |
| [02:03.37] | I was always Joanie. wǒ dōu dāng mā mā |
| [02:05.30] | Question: Was " Egg the Gellers!" the war cry of your neighborhood? qǐng wèn" dàn xǐ gài lēi jiā" shì nǐ men shè qū de tuán jié kǒu hào ma? |
| [02:10.48] | " chuáng diàn dài wáng tè jià shí shī zhōng" |
| [02:12.14] | It' s the Mattress King! shì chuáng diàn dài wáng |
| [02:13.81] | Change the channel! gǎn kuài zhuàn tái |
| [02:15.41] | Wait! I want to see this! After I divorce him... děng yī xià, wǒ xiǎng kàn děng wǒ gēn tā lí le hūn |
| [02:18.05] | ... half of that kingdom is gonna be mine! yǒu yī bàn de wáng guó jiāng shǔ yú wǒ |
| [02:21.49] | Despair fills the mattress showroom. chuáng diàn mài chǎng chóu yún cǎn bù |
| [02:24.62] | My Kingdom is suddenly without a Queen. wǒ de wáng guó tū rán shī qù huáng hòu |
| [02:27.76] | I' m so depressed... wǒ shì rú cǐ jǔ sàng |
| [02:29.49] | ... I' m going to slash... wǒ jué dìng jiāng jià gé |
| [02:31.23] | ... my prices! kǎn dào zuì dī! |
| [02:32.46] | Check it out! gè wèi qǐng kàn |
| [02:33.60] | 599 for a California king! dà xíng chuáng diàn zhǐ yào 599 |
| [02:35.60] | 499 for a pillowtop queen set! yǒu zhěn diàn de zhōng xíng chuáng diàn zhǐ yào 499 |
| [02:37.77] | I' m going medieval on prices! wǒ de jià gé fēi cháng zhōng gǔ |
| [02:40.31] | What a wank! nà gè xiǎo rén |
| [02:42.41] | I cannot believe he' s using our divorce to sell mattresses! tā jū rán ná wǒ men de lí hūn lái cù xiāo |
| [02:46.58] | I know. At 499 for a pillowtop queen, who cares about the divorce? yǒu zhěn diàn de chuáng diàn zhǐ yào 499 shuí guǎn nǐ lí bù lí hūn? |
| [02:50.82] | Those babies will sell themselves! nèi xiē chuáng diàn zì jǐ dōu néng mài |
| [02:55.42] | And I' m appalled for you, by the way. hái yǒu, wǒ hěn wèi nǐ shēng qì |
| [02:59.49] | I' m close! I' m cheap! I' m the King! mài chǎng zuì jìn, jià gé zuì dī wǒ shì chuáng diàn zhī wáng |
| [03:07.30] | Okay, Daddy. We' ll see you tomorrow night. Okay, byebye. hǎo de, lǎo bà, wǒ men míng wǎn jiàn hǎo, zài jiàn |
| [03:13.34] | " We"? wǒ men? |
| [03:15.01] | are having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night. I hope that' s okay. míng wǎn yào gēn wǒ bà chī fàn méi wèn tí ba? |
| [03:19.54] | Oh, shoot! Tomorrow' s not good. zāo gāo, míng tiān bù fāng biàn |
| [03:21.68] | I' m supposed to fall off the Empire State Building... wǒ yīng gāi huì cóng dì guó dà shà diào xià lái |
| [03:24.35] | ... and land on a bicycle with no seat, so.... diē dào méi yǒu zuò diàn de jiǎo tà chē shàng suǒ yǐ |
| [03:29.65] | My father doesn' t hate you. wǒ bà bìng bù tǎo yàn nǐ |
| [03:31.86] | Please. He refers to me as " WetHead." bài tuō, tā guǎn wǒ jiào" yóu tóu" |
| [03:38.80] | I know. Just one dinner. One night. For me. Please? hǎo, jiù yī dùn fàn yí gè wǎn shàng, wèi le wǒ |
| [03:42.13] | I just want him to love you like I do. wǒ zhǐ shì xiǎng ràng tā xiàng wǒ yí yàng ài nǐ |
| [03:45.60] | All right. Well, not exactly like I do. hǎo ba, yě xǔ bù néng xiàng wǒ yí yàng |
| [03:48.87] | But if you do come to dinner... bù guò rú guǒ nǐ kěn lái |
| [03:51.04] | ... I' ll love you like I do in that black thing that you like. wǒ jiù chuān nà jiàn hēi sè xìng gǎn nèi yī hǎo hǎo ài nǐ |
| [03:55.11] | I' ll go. wǒ qù |
| [04:00.15] | Fine. hǎo ba |
| [04:01.22] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [04:06.62] | Hi, Gunther. ā gān |
| [04:12.36] | Hey, you guys! dà jiā hǎo |
| [04:14.00] | Guess what. nǐ men cāi zěn yàng? |
| [04:15.67] | I got a gig! Great! wǒ yǒu tóu lù le |
| [04:17.57] | That' s why I can never be an actor. I can' t say " gig." suǒ yǐ wǒ dāng bù chéng yǎn yuán wǒ bú huì shuō" tóu lù" |
| [04:21.07] | I can' t say " croissant." Oh, my God! wǒ bú huì shuō" kě sòng" tiān na! |
| [04:25.78] | What' s the part? It' s not a part. shì shén me jué sè? bú shì jué sè |
| [04:28.11] | I' m teaching Acting for Soap Operas at the Learning Extension. wǒ yào qù hán shòu xué xiào jiào" lián xù jù yǎn jì" |
| [04:31.25] | Come on! That' s great! hěn bàng a |
| [04:32.88] | It' s my chance to give something back... wǒ kě yǐ jí cǐ jī huì |
| [04:35.52] | ... to the acting community. huí kuì yǎn yì jiè |
| [04:38.06] | You' re probably not allowed to sleep with your students. nǐ yīng gāi bù néng gēn xué shēng shàng chuáng |
| [04:46.23] | I know. wǒ zhī dào |
| [04:51.14] | " chuáng diàn dài wáng" |
| [04:53.37] | I don' t know, Monica. It feels funny just being here. wǒ bù xiǎo de guāng shì lái zhè lǐ, gǎn jué jiù hěn guài |
| [04:56.31] | If you buy a bed from Janice' s exhusband... gēn zhēn nī sī de qián fū mǎi chuáng pù |
| [04:59.18] | ... it' s like betraying Chandler. jiù xiàng zài bèi pàn qián dé |
| [05:01.08] | Not at these prices! zhè zhǒng jià gé yé |
| [05:09.65] | You know, in England this car would be on the other side of the store. zài yīng guó zhè liàng chē yīng gāi zài diàn de lìng yī biān |
| [05:24.94] | Come here. fēi bǐ, guò lái |
| [05:27.11] | This is my new bed! zhè jiù shì wǒ de xīn chuáng pù |
| [05:28.41] | You gotta feel this bad boy! nǐ yí dìng yào gǎn shòu yī xià |
| [05:31.34] | Monica, it still feels so weird, you know? mó nī kǎ, wǒ hái shì jué de guài guài de |
| [05:34.61] | Chandler' s your friend. qián dé shì nǐ de péng yǒu |
| [05:37.18] | Oh, my God! wǒ de tiān na |
| [05:40.75] | All right, take this bed. You can make other friends. mǎi ba, péng yǒu kě yǐ zài jiāo |
| [05:48.93] | " qiáo yī cuī bǐ yà ní" |
| [05:52.76] | Good evening. wǎn ān |
| [05:54.47] | I am Mr. Tribbiani. wǒ shì cuī bǐ yà ní lǎo shī |
| [05:58.37] | And I will be teaching Acting for Soap Operas. wǒ jiāng jiào dà jiā" lián xù jù yǎn jì" |
| [06:01.44] | Now... hǎo de |
| [06:03.37] | ... on my first day as Dr. Drake Ramoray on Days Of Our Lives... zài wǒ cān yù" wǒ men de suì yuè" yǎn chū lā mò ruì yī shēng de dì yì tiān |
| [06:11.88] | ... I learned one of the most important things in soap opera acting... wǒ xué dào yǎn lián xù jù shí hěn zhòng yào de yì diǎn |
| [06:16.49] | ... is reacting. jiù shì huí yìng |
| [06:18.06] | This does not mean acting again. yì sī bú shì" huí qù fǎn yìng" |
| [06:22.09] | It means you don' t have a line, but someone else just did. ér shì nǐ méi yǒu tái cí dàn kě yǐ tīng bié rén jiǎng |
| [06:25.33] | And it goes something like this. jiù xiàng zhè yàng |
| [06:34.84] | Thanks. Thanks a lot. xiè le |
| [06:36.51] | By the way, before I forget. To work in soap operas... hái yǒu, xiān shuō míng yì diǎn rú guǒ xiǎng yǎn lián xù jù |
| [06:39.38] | ... some of you will have to become more attractive. yǒu xiē tóng xué dé ràng zì jǐ biàn piào liàng |
| [06:43.82] | All right, moving right along.... hǎo, jì xù wǎng xià jiǎng |
| [06:51.19] | How was teaching last night? Great! You get to say stuff like... zuó wǎn kè shàng dé zěn yàng? hěn bàng, wǒ kě yǐ shuō |
| [06:55.19] | ... " Hey, the bell doesn' t dismiss you. I dismiss you." dǎ líng bìng bù dài biǎo xià kè wǒ shuō xià kè cái néng xià kè |
| [07:00.93] | Oh, nice. zhēn hǎo |
| [07:02.50] | Oh, and I got an audition for All My Children! hái yǒu, wǒ yào qù " wǒ de hái zi men" shì jìng |
| [07:05.90] | It' s this great part. shì yí gè hěn bàng de jué sè |
| [07:07.44] | This boxer named Nick. quán jī shǒu ní kè |
| [07:09.01] | And I' m so, so right for it. He' s just like me. wǒ chāo shì hé de, tā gēn wǒ yī mú yī yàng |
| [07:12.01] | Except that he' s a boxer... chú le tā shì quán jī shǒu |
| [07:14.01] | ... and has an evil twin. yǒu yí gè huài dàn shuāng bāo tāi |
| [07:22.69] | Hear ye, hear ye! Delivery from the Mattress King! chuáng diàn dài wáng sòng huò lái le |
| [07:28.63] | You Miss Geller? gài lēi xiǎo jiě ma? |
| [07:30.86] | Sign here. qǐng qiān shōu |
| [07:33.63] | Do I have a middle name? wǒ yǒu zhōng jiān de míng zì ma? |
| [07:35.47] | All right. Monica " Felula"... hǎo ba, mó nī kǎ" fèi lù lā" |
| [07:39.37] | ... Geller. gài lēi |
| [07:40.71] | It' s that bedroom there. tái dào nà gè fáng jiān |
| [07:45.91] | Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King? mó nī kǎ gēn chuáng diàn dài wáng mǎi chuáng? |
| [07:48.71] | Please, please, please don' t say anything to Chandler. qiú qiú nǐ, bú yào gào sù qián dé |
| [07:52.55] | You want me to lie to him? ls that a problem? nǐ yào wǒ piàn tā? yǒu wèn tí ma? |
| [07:57.62] | Oh, hey," Nick the boxer." Let' s see what you got! quán jī shǒu ní kè, lù liǎng shǒu lái qiáo qiáo |
| [08:00.66] | All right, put them up. quán tou jǔ qǐ lái |
| [08:02.49] | Hey, you' re pretty good at this. nǐ mán yǒu jià shì de ma |
| [08:05.06] | I had to learn. I was staying at the " Y"... wǒ fēi xué bù kě wǒ zhù zài jī dū jiào qīng nián huì shí |
| [08:07.47] | ... and some of the young men weren' t acting Christian enough. yǒu xiē nán shēng bù xiàng jī dū tú |
| [08:13.34] | Hey, now! bié nào le |
| [08:16.77] | And I' m bleeding. Okay, great. wǒ liú xiě le, shuài a |
| [08:18.81] | Wow! And I' m a vegetarian! wǒ shì sù shí zhě yé |
| [08:25.32] | Put your head back. bǎ tóu yǎng qǐ lái hǎo |
| [08:27.29] | I can' t see. I have you. wǒ kàn bú dào wǒ lái qiān nǐ |
| [08:29.09] | Oh, God! tiān na |
| [08:31.86] | Which bedroom do you want it in, Ms. Geller? gài lēi xiǎo jiě, yào tái jìn něi gè fáng jiān? |
| [08:34.69] | It' s the compulsively neat one by the window. kào chuāng yǒu jié pǐ de nà yī jiān |
| [08:37.70] | Gotcha. zhī dào le |
| [08:46.44] | Hi, Daddy! bà bà |
| [08:48.44] | This is where they put us? wèi zi bèi pái zài zhè lǐ? |
| [08:50.11] | What? There was no table in the kitchen? chú fáng jǐ bù xià le ma? |
| [08:54.21] | Hello, baby. You remember Ross. guāi nǚ ér jì de luó sī ba |
| [08:56.65] | Nice to see you again, Dr. Greene. gé lín yī shēng, yòu jiàn miàn le |
| [09:05.89] | How' s the library? Museum. tú shū guǎn hái hǎo ma? shì bó wù guǎn |
| [09:09.13] | What happened to the library? There never was a library. nà tú shū guǎn ne? méi yǒu tú shū guǎn |
| [09:12.63] | I mean, there are libraries. It' s just... shì yǒu tú shū guǎn, zhǐ bù guò |
| [09:15.47] | ... that I' ve never worked at one. wǒ méi zài tú shū guǎn zuò guò shì |
| [09:21.17] | You know what' s really good here? The lobster. zhī dào zhè lǐ de míng cài shì shén me? lóng xiā |
| [09:24.51] | Shall I just order three? lf you' re really hungry. wǒ zhí jiē diǎn sān kè ba rú guǒ nǐ hěn è de huà |
| [09:33.35] | It was a joke. I made a joke. nà shi zài kāi wán xiào |
| [09:36.72] | Actually, Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster. qí shí luó sī duì lóng xiā guò mǐn |
| [09:39.69] | Who' s allergic to lobster? I guess someone that works in a library. shuí huì duì lóng xiā guò mǐn? wǒ cāi shì tú shū guǎn yuán |
| [09:44.36] | It' s I know. It' s a museum! bú shì wǒ zhī dào, shì bó wù guǎn |
| [09:46.20] | You' re the only who can make a joke? At least mine was funny. zhǐ yǒu nǐ kě yǐ kāi wán xiào ma? zhì shǎo wǒ de hěn hǎo xiào |
| [09:51.24] | We will have two lobsters and a menu. liǎng kè lóng xiā, yī fèn cài dān |
| [09:58.31] | So, Dr. Greene, how' s the old boat? gé lín yī shēng, nǐ de chuán hǎo ma? |
| [10:01.08] | They found rust. Do you know what rust does to a boat? shēng xiù le, nǐ zhī dào shēng xiù huì zěn yàng? |
| [10:05.05] | Gives it a nice antiquey look? ràng chuán kàn qǐ lái hěn gǔ yǎ? |
| [10:12.06] | Rust is boat cancer, Ross. xiù shì chuán de ái zhèng, luó sī |
| [10:15.76] | Wow, I' m sorry. wǒ zhēn yí hàn |
| [10:17.53] | When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that. wǒ xiǎo shí hòu jiù zhè yàng shī qù le yī tái jiǎo tà chē |
| [10:26.04] | Excuse me for a moment. shī péi yī xià |
| [10:27.57] | I want to say good night to the Levines before we go. wǒ xiǎng zài lí kāi zhī qián qù wèn hòu lái wén jiā de rén |
| [10:35.01] | Honey, stop. It' s not that bad. qīn ài de, bié zhè yàng, méi nà me zāo |
| [10:40.42] | Your dad must have added wrong. He only tipped 4. nǐ bà yí dìng suàn cuò le tā zhǐ gěi le 4 de xiǎo fèi |
| [10:46.26] | " That' s Daddy"? Doesn' t it bother you? You' re a waitress. bà jiù shì zhè yàng? nǐ bù kùn rǎo ma? nǐ shì fú wù shēng yé |
| [10:50.80] | Yes, it bothers me. wǒ dí què hěn kùn rǎo |
| [10:52.56] | If he was a regular at the coffee house, I' d be serving him sneezers. rú guǒ tā cháng lái wǒ huì zài tā de kā fēi lǐ jiā hú jiāo |
| [10:57.77] | So? So, Ross... suǒ yǐ ne? suǒ yǐ |
| [10:59.60] | ... I' ve bugged him about this a million times. He won' t change. wǒ gēn tā shuō guò jǐ qiān biàn le tā jiù shì bù gǎi |
| [11:03.64] | Do you really serve people sneezers? nǐ zhēn de huì zài kā fēi lǐ jiā hú jiāo? |
| [11:07.28] | Well, I don' t. bú huì |
| [11:10.11] | All right, kids. Ready? hái zi men, kě yǐ zǒu le ma? |
| [11:19.82] | Wait, I think I forgot my receipt. děng yī xià, wǒ wàng le ná shōu jù |
| [11:22.63] | You don' t need that. Why not? bú yào ná le wèi shí me? |
| [11:24.56] | The carbon. It' s messy. I mean, gets on your fingers and causes... fù xiě zhǐ hěn zàng huì zhān dào shǒu zhǐ, yǐn fā |
| [11:29.17] | ... night blindness. yè máng zhèng |
| [11:33.90] | What is this? zhè shì shén me? |
| [11:35.84] | Who put a 20 down here? shuí fàng le 20 yuán? |
| [11:38.08] | Oh, yeah, that would be me. shì wǒ |
| [11:40.91] | I have a problem. wǒ yǒu yí gè máo bìng |
| [11:42.68] | I tip way too much. Way too much. wǒ gěi de xiǎo fèi tài gāo le |
| [11:44.78] | It' s a sickness, really. Yeah, it is. zhè shì yī zhǒng bìng méi cuò |
| [11:47.15] | We have to do something about that. Excuse me. wǒ men dé xiǎng gè bàn fǎ hěn bào qiàn |
| [11:50.35] | You think I' m cheap? nǐ jué de wǒ hěn xiǎo qì? |
| [11:52.59] | He didn' t mean anything by that. He really didn' t. tā méi yǒu nà gè yì sī, zhēn de |
| [11:55.86] | Nothing I do means anything. Really. wǒ zuò de shì dōu méi yǒu yì yì, zhēn de |
| [12:00.70] | This is nice. I pay 200 for dinner. zhēn hǎo a, wǒ huā 200 yuán qǐng kè |
| [12:03.20] | You put down 20 and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. nǐ zhǐ fàng le 20 yuán jiù chéng le dà rén wù |
| [12:06.94] | You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here. nǐ nà me xiǎng dāng dà rén wù? |
| [12:09.44] | I' ll tell you what. You pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot. All right? zhè yàng ba, qián dōu gěi nǐ chū, dà rén wù |
| [12:16.18] | Well," Mr. Big Shot" is better than " WetHead." " dà rén wù" zǒng bǐ" yóu tóu" hǎo |
| [12:21.19] | Okay, some tricks of the trade. xiàn zài jiào nǐ men jǐ gè jué qiào |
| [12:23.65] | Now, I' ve never been able to cry as an actor... wǒ yǎn xì yī xiàng kū bù chū lái |
| [12:26.79] | ... so if I have to cry... suǒ yǐ yào shì wǒ dé kū |
| [12:31.03] | ... take a pair of tweezers... fàng yī bǎ niè zi zài lǐ miàn |
| [12:33.66] | ... and just start pulling. rán hòu kāi shǐ bá máo |
| [12:38.57] | Or let' s say I want to convey... rú guǒ wǒ xiǎng biǎo xiàn |
| [12:41.47] | ... that I' ve just done something evil. gāng zuò le huài shì de gǎn jué |
| [12:44.41] | That would be your basic I' vegota fishhookinmyeyebrowandllikeit. jiù xiù chū jī běn de " wǒ ài méi máo shàng de yú gōu" de biǎo qíng |
| [12:56.35] | Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. zhǐ yào xīn suàn 232 chú yǐ 13 jiù xíng le |
| [13:10.57] | And that' s how it' s done. jiù shì zhè yàng |
| [13:12.17] | Great soap opera acting tonight, everybody. jīn wǎn de kè shàng de hěn yú kuài |
| [13:14.71] | Class dismissed. xià kè |
| [13:18.51] | Hey, Mr. Trib. cuī lǎo shī |
| [13:20.24] | Guess what? I got an audition! nǐ cāi zěn yàng? wǒ yào qù shì jìng le |
| [13:23.41] | One of my students got an audition. I' m so proud! wǒ de xué shēng yào shì jìng le, wǒ hǎo jiāo ào |
| [13:27.59] | I was wondering if you' d coach me for it. néng bù néng qǐng nín zhǐ dǎo wǒ? |
| [13:30.35] | You bet! What' s the part? dāng rán kě yǐ, shì shén me jué sè? |
| [13:32.19] | Oh, it' s great! nà gè jué sè hěn bàng |
| [13:33.36] | It' s a role on All My Children. Nick the boxer. shì" wǒ de hái zi men" lǐ de quán jī shǒu ní kè |
| [13:45.54] | You couldn' t leave it alone. nǐ jiù yí dìng yào jī pó |
| [13:47.71] | Four percent, okay? I tip more than that when there' s a bug in my food. cái 4, jiù suàn cài lǐ yǒu chóng wǒ gěi dé dōu bǐ jiào duō |
| [13:52.58] | Tonight was about the two of you getting along. jīn wǎn nǐ men hǎo bù róng yì chù dé bù cuò |
| [13:56.21] | Would you just see my chiropractor already? kuài qù zhǎo wǒ de àn mó zhì liáo shī hǎo ma? |
| [13:58.65] | I' m gonna go to a doctor who went to medical school in a minimall. shì a, yí gè méi niàn guò yī kē de zhì liáo shī |
| [14:07.02] | Hey, Pheebs. What are you doing? fēi bǐ, nǐ zài gàn shén me? |
| [14:09.23] | I' m freaking out! wǒ kuài xià sǐ le |
| [14:14.10] | Monica trusted me with something and she shouldn' t have! mó nī kǎ jiāo dài wǒ bàn yī jiàn shì tā bù gāi zhè me zuò |
| [14:18.10] | I haven' t lived here in a while, so I have to ask you. wǒ bān zǒu yī zhèn zi le suǒ yǐ wǒ dé wèn nǐ |
| [14:21.24] | Does Monica still turn the lights on in her room? mó nī kǎ shuì jiào shí hái shì huì kāi dēng ma? |
| [14:26.78] | I am so dead! wǒ sǐ dìng le |
| [14:30.35] | Look, here' s the bottom line. yǐ mù qián de qíng kuàng |
| [14:32.38] | This is fixable if we act fast, okay? gǎn jǐn bǔ jiù hái lái de jí |
| [14:35.19] | I' ll invite him to brunch tomorrow, and you can make nice. wǒ zhǎo tā míng tiān lái chī zǎo wǔ cān nǐ kě yǐ shì hǎo |
| [14:38.12] | Honey, I have tried to make nice. It doesn' t work. wǒ shì hǎo guò le, méi yǒu yòng |
| [14:41.56] | Look, I realize my father is difficult. wǒ zhī dào wǒ bà hěn nán xiāng chǔ |
| [14:43.93] | But that' s why you have got to be the bigger man here. suǒ yǐ nǐ yí dìng yào bǐ tā dà fāng |
| [14:47.70] | Sweetie, I could be the bigger man. I could be the biggest man. wǒ kě yǐ bǐ tā dà fāng wǒ kě yǐ chāo jí dà fāng |
| [14:51.60] | I could be a huge, giant man, and it still wouldn' t make a difference. jiù suàn wǒ dāng yí gè jù rén shì qíng yě bú huì gǎi biàn |
| [14:55.47] | Except I could pick your father up and say," Like me! Like me, tiny doctor!" chú fēi wǒ kě yǐ bǎ nǐ bà līn qǐ lái shuō xǐ huān wǒ ba, xiǎo yī shēng! |
| [15:01.65] | Can' t you just try it one more time? For me? For me? nǐ jiù bù néng zài shì yī cì ma? jiù dàng shì wèi le wǒ |
| [15:05.32] | One brunch is not gonna solve anything. chī zǎo wǔ cān yě bù néng jiě jué shén me |
| [15:08.15] | Face it. We' re never gonna get along. miàn duì xiàn shí ba, wǒ men hé bù lái |
| [15:10.59] | Well, you are just going to have to. nǐ men fēi hé de lái bù kě |
| [15:13.12] | I' ve already got a mother and father who cannot stay in the same room. wǒ yǐ jīng yǒu yī duì wú fǎ gòng chǔ yī shì de fù mǔ |
| [15:16.89] | I don' t want to have a separate room for you too! wǒ bù xiǎng zài duō nǐ yí gè |
| [15:21.63] | I' ll get the bagels. wǒ qù mǎi bèi guǒ |
| [15:28.34] | What' s this? zhè shì shén me? |
| [15:30.81] | Isn' t it cool? hěn kù ba? |
| [15:35.21] | This is not the bed I ordered. zhè bú shì wǒ dìng de chuáng |
| [15:37.38] | I know! You must have won a contest or something. wǒ zhī dào nǐ yí dìng shì yíng le shén me bǐ sài |
| [15:44.36] | Why is this car in my bedroom? zhè liàng chē wèi shí me zài wǒ de fáng lǐ? |
| [15:46.29] | I' m sorry. I wasn' t looking... duì bù qǐ, wǒ méi yǒu zhù yì |
| [15:48.43] | ... and the store won' t take it back, because you signed for it. tā men bù kěn jiē shòu tuì huò yīn wèi nǐ qiān shōu le |
| [15:51.86] | When did I sign for it? When I was you. wǒ shén me shí hòu qiān shōu le? dāng wǒ shì nǐ de shí hòu |
| [15:54.63] | It' s all Joey' s fault, because he left his nose open! dōu shì qiáo yī bù hǎo, tā méi hù zhù bí zi |
| [15:59.94] | Did you make brownies today? nǐ jīn tiān chī le bù lǎng ní ma? |
| [16:04.17] | Quick! Take off your dress. He won' t notice the bed. kuài tuō yī fu, tā jiù bú huì zhù yì dào chuáng |
| [16:09.21] | I' m going for sushi. Does anybody want? wǒ yào qù chī shòu sī, yǒu rén yào |
| [16:14.15] | Somebody missed the offramp! yǒu rén wàng le xià jiāo liú dào ma? |
| [16:19.12] | It' s Monica' s bed. What? zhè shì mó nī kǎ de chuáng, zěn yàng? |
| [16:26.86] | This has always been Monica' s bed. You just noticed? mó nī kǎ de chuáng yī zhí dōu shì zhè zhāng nǐ xiàn zài cái fā xiàn? |
| [16:29.87] | How selfinvolved are you? nǐ hái zhēn zì wǒ zhōng xīn |
| [16:34.00] | If this bed isn' t new, then how come there' s plastic on the mattress? rú guǒ zhè bú shì xīn chuáng chuáng diàn shàng wèi shí me yǒu jiāo mó? |
| [16:40.58] | Sometimes I have bad dreams. wǒ yǒu shí hou huì zuò è mèng |
| [16:46.48] | Look... tīng zhe |
| [16:48.00] | ... I just saw my best friend' s brain smeared across the canvas. wǒ gāng kàn dào wǒ de sǐ dǎng nǎo jiāng jiàn zài huà bù shàng |
| [16:52.52] | It' s not gonna be me. wǒ bú yào gēn tā yí yàng |
| [16:54.83] | Not me. wǒ bú yào |
| [17:00.10] | That was good. tài jīng cǎi le |
| [17:01.77] | That was tài |
| [17:03.53] | Tweezers? yǒu niè zi ma? méi yǒu |
| [17:08.07] | That was really good. Thanks. yǎn dé fēi cháng hǎo xiè xiè |
| [17:11.34] | Any suggestions? nín yǒu shén me jiàn yì ma? |
| [17:19.58] | You told him to play the boxer gay? nǐ jiào tā yǎn chéng tóng xìng liàn? |
| [17:26.29] | I might have said... wǒ shuō de yìng gāi shì |
| [17:28.26] | ... " supergay." " yuè míng xiǎn yuè hǎo" |
| [17:31.20] | You totally screwed him over. nǐ bǎ tā gěi huǐ le |
| [17:33.26] | You' re this guy' s teacher. How could you do this? nǐ shì tā de lǎo shī, zěn me néng zhè yàng? |
| [17:36.37] | Because the guy' s so good. yīn wèi tā yǎn dé tài hǎo le |
| [17:38.47] | And I really, really want this part. wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng ná dào zhè gè jué sè |
| [17:41.21] | Well, if you really, really want it, then it' s okay. yào shì nǐ zhēn de hěn xiǎng, nà jiù méi guān xì |
| [17:46.61] | Hi, Daddy. Baby. bà bà nǚ ér |
| [17:51.62] | Dr. Greene, how are you? luó sī gé lín yī shēng, nǐ hǎo ma? |
| [17:56.29] | Thanks for dinner last night. xiè xiè nǐ zuó wǎn qǐng kè |
| [17:58.29] | Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson. xiè xiè nǐ gěi wǒ shàng le bǎo guì de yī kè |
| [18:01.59] | Nice hair. What did you do, swim here? hǎo shuài de fà xíng nǐ shì yóu yǒng lái de ma? |
| [18:07.66] | That' s it. I can' t take it anymore. gòu le, wǒ shòu bù liǎo le |
| [18:10.10] | What? He likes your hair and just wants to know how you got here. zěn me le? tā xǐ huān nǐ de fà xíng xiǎng zhī dào nǐ shì zěn me lái de |
| [18:15.74] | It' s hopeless. I' m just gonna go. What? méi yǒu yòng de, wǒ yào zǒu le shén me? |
| [18:19.18] | I' m sorry. It' s just Ross? duì bù qǐ, wǒ shí zài luó sī? |
| [18:21.58] | What' s with the neck? nǐ de bó zi zěn me le? |
| [18:23.15] | I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor. tā de bó zi bù shū fu wǒ yī zhí jiào tā qù zhǎo wǒ de àn mó shī |
| [18:26.18] | You still going to him? nǐ hái zài zhǎo tā? |
| [18:28.25] | He couldn' t get into med school in lxtapa! tā lián xiāng xià de yī xué yuàn dōu kǎo bù shàng |
| [18:31.49] | Thank you. That' s what I keep saying. xiè xiè, wǒ yī zhí zhè me shuō |
| [18:34.26] | Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor. hěn bào qiàn bā bǐ yī shēng shì gè hěn hǎo de yī shēng |
| [18:38.13] | Wait a minute. His name is Dr. Bobby? děng yī xià, tā jiào bā bǐ yī shēng? |
| [18:42.53] | That' s his last name. And his first name. nà shi tā de xìng hé tā de míng zì |
| [18:45.10] | He' s Bobby Bobby? tā jiào bā bǐ bā bǐ? |
| [18:48.87] | It' s Robert Bobby. shì láo bó bā bǐ |
| [18:52.28] | And excuse me. He helps me. ér qiě hěn bào qiàn, tā bǎ wǒ yī hǎo le |
| [18:55.38] | Please. Ask her how? What do you need help for? bài tuō! nǐ wèn tā nǐ nǎ lǐ yǒu máo bìng? |
| [18:58.35] | My alignment. One leg' s shorter than the other. wǒ wāi yī biān, yǒu yī tiáo tuǐ bǐ jiào duǎn |
| [19:00.85] | Oh, my God. Argue with that. bài tuō! gēn tā biàn biàn kàn |
| [19:03.05] | My right leg is two inches shorter! běn lái jiù shì, wǒ de yòu tuǐ duǎn le liǎng yīng cùn |
| [19:05.62] | Come on, you' re just tilting! bài tuō, nǐ zhǐ shì méi zhàn zhí |
| [19:09.03] | Her legs are fine. I know that. tā de tuǐ hǎo de hěn wǒ zhī dào |
| [19:11.23] | So why do you let her go to him? " Let her"? nà nǐ wèi shí me ràng tā qù? ràng tā qù? |
| [19:14.30] | She doesn' t listen to me about renter' s insurance, either. tā lián chéng zū bǎo xiǎn de shì dōu bù tīng wǒ de |
| [19:35.39] | Would you like some juice? I' d love some juice. nǐ yào hē guǒ zhī ma? má fán nǐ |
| [19:40.89] | This is going so well! Did you see us? Did you see? zhēn shùn lì, nǐ kàn dào wǒ men le ma? |
| [19:44.09] | Yeah, honey. I was standing right there. kàn dào le, wǒ jiù zhàn zài páng biān |
| [19:47.03] | Why don' t you tell him about my mole? nǐ zěn me bù tí wǒ nà kē zhì de shì? |
| [19:49.67] | Excellent! hǎo zhǔ yì |
| [19:55.27] | There will come a time in each of your careers... yǒu yì tiān, zài nǐ men de shì yè shēng yá lǐ |
| [19:58.18] | ... when you' ll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. nǐ men huì yǒu jī huì huǐ diào lìng yí gè lián xù jù yǎn yuán |
| [20:03.05] | I had such an opportunity in the recent present. qián bù jiǔ, wǒ jiù yǒu zhè yàng de jī huì |
| [20:08.75] | And I' m ashamed to say... hěn cán kuì de shì |
| [20:11.36] | ... that I took it. wǒ yě zuò le |
| [20:14.12] | I advised a fellow actor to play a role... wǒ jiàn yì lìng yī wèi yǎn yuán bǎ yí gè jué sè |
| [20:19.36] | ... homosexually. yǎn chéng tóng xìng liàn |
| [20:26.37] | We both auditioned for the part... wǒ men dōu qù yīng zhēng nà gè jué sè |
| [20:30.87] | ... and as it turned out... jié guǒ shì |
| [20:33.61] | ... they.... tā men |
| [20:36.41] | They liked the stupid " gay" thing and cast him. tā men xǐ huān tóng xìng liàn de yǎn fǎ xuǎn le tā |
| [20:42.09] | And now... xiàn zài, tā ná dào liǎng nián de hé yuē |
| [20:43.92] | ... he' s got a twoyear contract... yào hé |
| [20:48.23] | ... opposite Susan Lucci... sū shān lǔ qí hé zuò |
| [20:50.49] | ... the first lady of daytime television. rì jiān diàn shì jù de nǚ wáng |
| [20:54.60] | And me? ér wǒ ne? |
| [20:56.57] | Me, I' m stuck here teaching a bunch of people... wǒ kùn zài zhè lǐ jiào bié rén yǎn xì |
| [21:00.47] | ... most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. dà duō shù chǒu dào gēn běn shàng bù liǎo diàn shì |
| [21:06.58] | I' m sorry. I' m sorry. duì bù qǐ |
| [21:18.66] | Thank you. xiè xiè |
| [21:24.16] | May I help you? Yes, hi. yǒu shén me xū yào ma? yǒu, nǐ hǎo |
| [21:25.83] | I' m the lady who got stuck with the racecar bed. wǒ jiù shì bèi yìng sāi yī zhāng sài chē chuáng de rén |
| [21:28.83] | Look, it' s like I told you. There' s nothing I can do. wǒ gēn nǐ shuō guò le, wǒ wú néng wéi lì |
| [21:33.30] | You signed for it. " Monica Felula Geller." nǐ qiān shōu le " mó nī kǎ fèi lù lā gài lēi" |
| [21:38.38] | All right, we wanna see the King. wǒ men yào jiàn chuáng diàn dài wáng |
| [21:40.71] | Nobody sees the King. méi yǒu rén kě yǐ jiàn dài wáng |
| [21:43.65] | Okay. I' m talking to the King. hǎo, nà wǒ yào zhǎo tā shuō huà |
| [21:53.69] | Oh, my God. wǒ de tiān! |
| [22:11.51] | Hey, watch it, lady! xiǎo jiě, xiǎo xīn yì diǎn |
| [22:19.72] | Hey, goodlooking. měi nǚ ō |
| [22:31.73] | All right, I' ll leave. hǎo, wǒ zǒu |
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