| [00:03.000] | No way! 不会吧！ |
| [00:04.420] | The most romantic song ever was "The Way We Were." 我会认为 最浪漫的曲子是“俏郞君” |
| [00:07.460] | I think the one that Elton John wrote for that guy on Who's the Boss? 我觉得是艾尔顿强帮 演“妙管家”的傢伙写的歌 |
| [00:14.700] | What song was that? 那是什么歌？ |
| [00:16.700] | Hold me close Young Tony Danza “抱紧我，年轻的汤尼丹佐” |
| [00:24.810] | -Hi,Monica. -Hi,Mon. 摩妮卡 摩妮卡 |
| [00:29.850] | Oh,my God! 天啊 |
| [00:31.480] | Has she slept at all? 她到底有没有睡觉？ |
| [00:33.520] | It's been three nights in a row. 没有 已经连续三个晚上了 |
| [00:35.450] | She finally stopped crying yesterday. 从昨天起，她终于不哭了 |
| [00:37.620] | But then she found one of Richard's cigar butts on the terrace.... 但是她又在阳台发现 理查抽过的雪茄 |
| [00:45.460] | ...and all I could hear was this squeaky sound. 而我只能听到一些吱吱的声音 |
| [00:48.100] | So I thought, "It's a mouse or a possum." 我就想“一定是老鼠或负鼠” |
| [00:52.340] | Then I realized,like,okay... 然后我就想，好吧… |
| [00:54.640] | ...where would a mouse or a possum get the money to make the phone call? 老鼠或负鼠怎么会 有钱打电话呢？ |
| [01:02.550] | -Morning. -Morning. 早安 早啊 |
| [01:05.220] | You made pancakes? 你做了松饼啊？ |
| [01:11.290] | Monica and Rachel had syrup 摩妮卡和瑞秋有糖浆 |
| [01:15.190] | Now I can get my man to cheer up 我可以让我的男人开心了 |
| [01:20.360] | Good morning,Joey. 早安，乔伊 |
| [01:21.830] | Good morning. 早安 |
| [01:24.400] | Why don't you stay home from work and just hang out with me? 你干脆别去上班 跟我在一起就好了 |
| [01:28.510] | Oh,I wish. 是啊，但愿如此 |
| [01:29.640] | You have that report to finish, and I've got to see my lawyer. 你有报告要做 而我得去见律师 |
| [01:33.710] | I can't believe I date a girl who's getting divorced. 我真不敢相信 我竟跟要离婚的女生约会 |
| [01:36.550] | I'm such a grownup. 我真像个大人 |
| [01:39.500] | I gotta go,I gotta go. 我要走了… |
| [01:41.500] | Not without a kiss. 给我个吻才能走 |
| [01:42.520] | Maybe I won't kiss you so you'll stay. 或者我就不亲你 这样你就会留下来 |
| [01:44.820] | Kiss her. Kiss her! 快亲她… |
| [01:48.990] | I'll see you later,sweetie. Bye,Joey. 晚点见，甜心 再见，乔伊 |
| [01:51.600] | Bye-bye,Janice. 再见，珍妮丝 |
| [01:55.830] | When are you dumping her? 你什么时候要甩掉她？ |
| [01:57.570] | Nope. 不会 |
| [01:58.870] | Not this time. 这次不会了 |
| [02:00.570] | Come on,quit yanking me. 拜托，别整我了 |
| [02:06.800] | I'm not yanking you. 我又没有整你 |
| [02:09.250] | -This is Janice. -Yeah,I know. 这个是珍妮丝 对，我知道 |
| [02:11.520] | She makes me happy. 她让我很愉快 |
| [02:16.550] | You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking... 好，你看着我的眼睛 告诉我，不可以眨眼睛 |
| [02:20.220] | ...that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking. 说你不会跟她分手 别眨眼睛 |
| [02:25.960] | I'm not breaking up with her! 我不会跟她分手！ |
| [02:36.270] | God,look what I found in the drain! 天啊，你看我在排水管里 发现什么？ |
| [02:39.110] | What? 什么？ |
| [02:41.310] | It's some of Richard's hair! 这些是理查的头发！ |
| [02:44.800] | What do I do with this? 我该拿这些怎么办？ |
| [02:45.720] | Getting it away from me would be job one. 第一件事就是 把它从我身边拿开 |
| [02:49.790] | It's weird,but I don't want to throw this away. 奇怪，但我并不想把它丢掉 |
| [02:53.160] | This is all I have left of him. 这些是我仅有的 属于他的东西 |
| [02:55.330] | Gross... 恶心的… |
| [02:57.590] | ...drain hair. 排水管的头发 |
| [03:05.140] | Cool! It looks like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. 真好玩，好像有一个小人 在你的麦片里淹死了 |
| [03:12.980] | -What is wrong with me? -You need to get some sleep. 我是怎么了？ 你需要一些睡眠 |
| [03:16.250] | I need to get some Richard. 我需要的是理查 |
| [03:21.150] | You broke up with him for a reason. 你跟他分手是有原因的 |
| [03:23.520] | I know. I know. I'm just so tired of missing him. 我知道… 我只是不想再这么想他 |
| [03:27.700] | Tired of wondering why he hasn't called. Why hasn't he? 不愿再去想，他为何不打来？ 他为何都没打来？ |
| [03:31.300] | Maybe because you told him not to? 可能因为你叫他别再打来？ |
| [03:33.860] | What are you,the Memory Woman? 你到底是什么？ 记忆女王吗？ |
| [03:38.140] | They're not breaking up! Chandler and Janice? 他们不会分手！ 我是说钱德和珍妮丝 |
| [03:40.370] | They're not breaking up! He didn't blink! 他们不会分手！ 他的眼睛连眨一下都没有 |
| [03:44.270] | I'm not surprised. Have you seen them together? 我一点也不惊讶 你看过他们在一起的样子吗？ |
| [03:47.100] | They're really cute. 他们真的好可爱 |
| [03:48.380] | "Cute"? This is Janice! “可爱？”那可是珍妮丝！ |
| [03:51.550] | You remember Janice? 你记得珍妮丝吗？ |
| [03:53.200] | Yes,I remember. She's annoying. But you know what? 我记得啊，她很惹人厌 但是你知道吗？ |
| [03:55.790] | She's his girlfriend now. I mean,what can we do? 她现在是他的女朋友 那我们能怎么办？ |
| [04:04.360] | All right,who's first,huh? Ross? 好，谁先来？罗斯？ |
| [04:07.300] | Chandler's our friend, and Janice makes him happy. 钱德是我们的朋友 而珍妮丝能让他快乐 |
| [04:09.870] | So I say we be adult about it and accept her. 所以我们就成熟点，接受她 |
| [04:12.800] | We'll call that Plan B. 这个先归类在B计划 |
| [04:37.600] | Honey... 甜心… |
| [04:38.400] | ... I was wondering... 我在想啊… |
| [04:40.500] | ...do you still have that Navy uniform? 你那套海军制服还在吗？ |
| [04:46.200] | No,I had to return it to the costume place. 不，我拿去戏服店还了 |
| [04:49.740] | I think I have an old band uniform from high school. 我还有一套 高中乐团的旧制服 |
| [04:53.340] | You remember not having sex in high school,right? 你记得高中时不能做爱吧？ 是啊 |
| [05:01.550] | Well,honey,what about you? 甜心，那么你呢… |
| [05:05.620] | Do you have any fun,you know, fantasy-type things? 你有任何有趣的幻想吗？ |
| [05:14.630] | Come on. You gotta have one. 别这样，你一定有 |
| [05:17.600] | Nope. 没有 |
| [05:19.570] | You know what? 罗斯，你知道吗？ |
| [05:21.370] | If you tell me,I might do it. 如果你跟我说 或许我会帮你实现 |
| [05:36.620] | Did you ever see Return of the Jedi? 你有没有看过星际大战的 “绝地大反攻”？ |
| [05:49.500] | Do you remember the scene... 你记不记得那场戏… |
| [05:53.800] | ...with Jabba the Hutt? 当赫特族的贾霸出现时？ |
| [05:58.100] | Well,Jabba had as his prisoner... 贾霸和他的囚犯… |
| [06:02.110] | ... Princess Leia. 莉亚公主 |
| [06:07.450] | Princess Leia was wearing... 莉亚公主穿着… |
| [06:11.190] | ...this gold bikini thing. 金色的比基尼 |
| [06:16.190] | It was pretty cool. 那样子很好看 |
| [06:20.960] | Princess Leia and the gold bikini? Every guy our age loved that. 莉亚公主穿金色比基尼？ 我们这年纪的男人都很喜欢 |
| [06:26.840] | Really? 真的吗？ |
| [06:29.400] | It's huge! That's the moment when she stopped being a princess... 很重要的！ 那个时刻，她不再是个公主 |
| [06:32.940] | ...and she became,like,you know, a woman. 她变成了…一个女人 |
| [06:37.550] | Did you ever do the Leia thing? 你曾扮过莉亚公主吗？ |
| [06:46.120] | Really? That great,huh? 真的吗？有那么棒啊？ |
| [06:49.600] | No,it's just that I got this new pager,and I have it on "vibrate." 不，只是我买了新的呼叫器 我把它调成“震动” |
| [06:57.230] | See you. 再见 |
| [07:00.200] | Hi,you guys! 你们好啊 |
| [07:01.340] | Look who I found standing outside the Szechuan Dragon... 你看我在中国龙餐厅外 找到谁了？ |
| [07:04.640] | ...staring at a parking meter. 她盯着停车收费表看 |
| [07:11.580] | -Why aren't you at work? -Oh,they sent me home. 你怎么没去上班？ 他们把我送回家了 |
| [07:15.200] | Why? 为什么？ |
| [07:16.720] | Because I don't work at the Szechuan Dragon. 因为我并不是 在中国龙餐厅上班 |
| [07:19.700] | You really need to get some sleep. 你真的需要睡一下 |
| [07:22.600] | I know I do. 我知道该睡了 |
| [07:25.600] | Guess what? They published my paper. 你猜怎么着？ 有人要发行我的论文 |
| [07:27.330] | Really? Let me see,let me see! 真的吗？让我看看… |
| [07:30.530] | Rach,look! 瑞秋，你看！ |
| [07:37.740] | Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me? 我那强壮的罗斯天行者 何时会来拯救我？ |
| [07:47.500] | There he is! 他来了！ |
| [07:53.590] | -Wheel! -Of! 幸运的！ |
| [07:54.620] | Fortune! 轮盘！ |
| [07:57.560] | This guy's so stupid. 这个傢伙好笨 |
| [07:59.600] | It's Count Rushmore! 是“罗斯莫尔”公爵啦 |
| [08:04.800] | You should really go on this show. 你真的该去参加这个节目 |
| [08:08.570] | I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What do you say? 我有三张今晚游骑兵队的票 你觉得如何？ |
| [08:12.580] | I say I am there! 我一定去！ |
| [08:14.640] | Cool! 太棒了！ |
| [08:15.910] | Is Ross going too? 罗斯也会去吗？ |
| [08:19.250] | Janice? 珍妮丝？ |
| [08:22.390] | Because I just feel bad for Ross, you know? 因为我会替罗斯难过 你知道吗？ |
| [08:25.820] | We always go together. We're like The Three Hockey-teers,you know? 我们总是一起去的 我们是曲棍球三兄弟啊 |
| [08:30.990] | I may be way out on a limb here, but do you have a problem with Janice? 我可能误会你了 但你是否不喜欢珍妮丝？ |
| [08:35.630] | No! 没有 |
| [08:37.970] | Yes.... 对啦… |
| [08:39.900] | Oh,God,how do I say this? 天啊，我该怎么说？ |
| [08:45.910] | You know that girl from the restaurant with the hair? 你知道希腊餐厅里 那个头发很蓬的女孩子？ |
| [08:48.610] | That girl that I hate? She drives me crazy. 那个我很讨厌的女孩子？ 她快把我逼疯了 |
| [08:53.980] | Look,I don't hate Janice. She's just a lot to take,you know? 听着，我不讨厌珍妮丝 只是她令人难以忍受 |
| [09:00.700] | Well,there you go. 你说出来了吧 |
| [09:03.260] | Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我 |
| [09:05.260] | She drove you nuts before,remember? 以前她也快把你逼疯了 记得吗？ |
| [09:07.760] | I'm crazy about her now. This could be the real thing. 但是我现在为她疯狂 这次可能是来真的 |
| [09:11.170] | Capital R,capital T! 我是说“真的” |
| [09:15.340] | Don't worry,those are the right letters. 别担心，我说的字母是对的 |
| [09:18.780] | Look,what do you want me to say? 你到底要我说什么？ |
| [09:22.780] | I want you to say that you like her! 我要你说你喜欢她！ |
| [09:25.380] | I can't. It's like a chemical thing. 我说不出来 这种像是一种化学作用 |
| [09:27.720] | Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna... 每次她一开始笑，我就想… |
| [09:33.220] | ...pull my arm off so I have something to throw at her. 想把我的手臂拔下来 我就能往她身上砸 |
| [09:38.900] | Thanks for trying. 谢谢你的努力 |
| [09:41.730] | Oh,and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore! 对了，根本就没有 罗斯莫尔公爵！ |
| [09:46.200] | Then who's the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? 那是谁在罗斯莫尔山上 画了那些总统肖像？ |
| [09:56.800] | How could you tell her? 你怎么可以告诉她？ |
| [09:57.410] | I didn't think it would be that big a deal! 我想又没什么大不了的 |
| [10:00.420] | She didn't think it would be that big a deal! 她认为没什么大不了的？ |
| [10:02.450] | Who are you talking to when you do that? 你这样子是在跟谁讲话？ |
| [10:06.900] | Look,that was supposed to be a private,personal thing between us. 这些应该是我们之间 很私密的对话 |
| [10:10.560] | Phoebe is my girlfriend,okay? We tell each other everything. 菲比是我的女性好友，好吗？ 我们无话不谈的 |
| [10:14.960] | Guys do the same thing. 男人也一样啊 |
| [10:17.700] | I mean,what about all that locker-room stuff? 那些更衣室里的对话呢？ |
| [10:20.100] | That's different. That's like,who dated a stripper? 那又不一样了，我们会谈 像是谁跟脱衣舞娘约会 |
| [10:23.710] | Or who did it on the back of the Staten lsland ferry? 或谁在史坦登岛渡轮后面做爱 |
| [10:27.580] | Both of those Joey? 这两个都是乔伊吧 |
| [10:30.280] | But you don't talk about your girlfriend... 难道你们不谈女朋友… |
| [10:33.620] | ...and the intimate stuff you do with her. 还有你们之间亲密的事？ |
| [10:37.590] | Not even with your best friend? 连最好的朋友也不谈？ |
| [10:39.890] | That is so sad. 真可悲啊 |
| [10:42.560] | You're missing out on so much. 你们错过太多乐趣了 |
| [10:45.260] | I mean,the bonding and the sharing... 那是种互相连结 与分享的感觉… |
| [10:48.230] | ...and knowing they're going through the same thing you are. 并知道她们也和你 经历过一样的事 |
| [10:53.700] | So,what,you tell each other everything? 那你们什么都跟对方说吗？ |
| [10:57.310] | Pretty much. 差不多啊 |
| [11:01.950] | Did you talk about the Night of Five Times? 你们有没有谈过 一夜五次的纪录？ |
| [11:08.200] | Do you tell people about the Night of Five Times? 你有没有告诉她们 那次一夜五次的纪录？ |
| [11:11.290] | Honey,that was with Carol. 甜心，你那次是跟凯萝 |
| [11:18.600] | Relax every muscle in your body. 全身肌肉放松 |
| [11:23.870] | Listen to the plinky-plunky music. 听着叮叮咚咚的音乐 |
| [11:28.870] | Okay,now close your eyes... 好，闭上你的眼睛 |
| [11:31.810] | ...and think of a happy place. 想一个很愉快的地方 |
| [11:35.280] | Tell me your happy place. 告诉我让你快乐的地方是哪里 |
| [11:37.280] | Richard's living room,drinking wine. 理查家的客厅，一起喝酒 |
| [11:45.620] | I'm sorry,but that's my happy place. 对不起，那是让我快乐的地方 |
| [11:48.160] | Okay,fine. Use my happy place. Just don't move anything in there. 好，我的快乐地方借你用 但别乱动东西 |
| [11:54.460] | I'll try not to. 我会试着不乱动 |
| [11:55.700] | Okay. All right,so, you're in a meadow... 好，你现在在草地上… |
| [11:59.870] | ... millions of stars in the sky 天上有一片繁星 |
| [12:02.870] | You think breaking up was a mistake? 你觉得分手是错误的吗？ |
| [12:05.140] | There are no questions in the happy place. 快乐的地方不准问问题 |
| [12:09.750] | Just the warm breeze and the moonlight flowing through the trees. 只有和煦的微风 和从树上撒下的月光 |
| [12:15.320] | I'll bet he's over me. I'll bet he's fine. 我赌他一定忘了我 我打赌他好得很 |
| [12:17.850] | Betting and wagering of any kind are not permitted in the happy place. 快乐的地方 不允许赌博和下注 |
| [12:23.160] | There's just,you know, the lovely waterfalls... 那里只有…美丽的瀑布 |
| [12:27.000] | ...and the trickling fountains... 和缓慢流动着的喷泉 |
| [12:34.740] | Okay,this isn't working. 好，一点用也没有 |
| [12:36.740] | I'm still awake, and now I have to pee. 我还是醒着的 而且我得去上厕所 |
| [12:40.440] | So I hear... 我听说… |
| [12:42.250] | ...you hate me! 你讨厌我！ |
| [12:45.420] | I never said hate. I was very careful about that. 我没说我讨厌你 我可是很小心的 |
| [12:49.350] | A little birdie told me you wanted to rip your arm off and throw it at me. 有一只小鸟告诉我 你想扯下手臂，丢到我身上 |
| [12:55.860] | And you got "hate" from that? You're taking a big leap there. 这样你就觉得我讨厌你？ 你也太断章取义了吧 |
| [13:00.460] | All right,fine,fine,fine! 好吧… |
| [13:02.530] | We have got to do something about our little situation here. 这种情形，我们得想点策略 |
| [13:06.470] | So this is my idea. 这是我的主意 |
| [13:08.300] | You and me spending some quality time together. 你和我花点时间，好好相处 |
| [13:13.580] | But what does that 但是那有什么关… |
| [13:14.980] | For Chandler! 为了钱德！ |
| [13:18.500] | Okay. I'm in. 好吧，我加入 |
| [13:19.480] | Okay! This is what we'll call it: Joey and Janice's Day of Fun! 好！这就叫做… 乔伊和珍妮丝的逍遥一日游 |
| [13:26.490] | A whole day? 要一整天啊？ |
| [13:27.960] | Yes,because that's how long it takes to love me. 因为如果你要爱上我 得花上一整天 |
| [13:32.960] | Yeah,I know. I sleep in the next room. 是，我知道 我睡在你们的隔壁 |
| [13:40.800] | So I went down to the post office... 我今天去了邮局 |
| [13:43.570] | ...and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered... 寄来的是我订的录影带 |
| [13:49.850] | He loved the Civil War. 他很喜欢看内战 |
| [14:00.190] | Or maybe to a galaxy far,far away. 带我到遥远的银河去吧 |
| [14:11.130] | Women tell each other everything! Did you know that? 女人什么事都说，你知道吗？ |
| [14:16.770] | No,Chandler,everything. 不，钱德，我是说全部的事 |
| [14:20.310] | Like stuff you like. Stuff she likes. 你喜欢的东西，她喜欢的东西 |
| [14:23.310] | Technique. Stamina. Girth. 技巧，精力，周长 |
| [14:28.200] | Girth? “周长”？ |
| [14:30.450] | Why? Why? Why? 为什么…？ |
| [14:32.190] | Why would they do this? 她们为何这样做？ |
| [14:35.330] | Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly... 瑞秋说分享的感觉很棒，而… |
| [14:38.860] | ...we ought to be doing it. 我们也应该这么做 |
| [14:43.300] | Do you want to? 你想要吗？ |
| [14:46.370] | We're not gonna talk about girth, are we? 我们不会要讨论周长吧？ |
| [14:51.510] | All right,you go first. 好，你先吧 |
| [14:53.640] | Okay. Okay,I'll go first. 好，我先说 |
| [14:56.580] | So the other night... 有天晚上… |
| [14:58.980] | ...Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies... 瑞秋和我在床上 讨论彼此的性幻想 |
| [15:02.700] | ...and I happened to describe a particular... 我就形容了一个画面… |
| [15:07.220] | ... Star Wars thing 星际大战里的… |
| [15:08.860] | Princess Leia and the gold bikini. 莉亚公主和金色比基尼 |
| [15:11.860] | I know! 我知道！ |
| [15:16.700] | Well,that was easy. 这倒挺容易的 |
| [15:18.400] | Okay,you go. 好，换你了 |
| [15:21.370] | Okay,you know when you're in bed with a woman... 好，当你跟一个女人在床上… |
| [15:27.880] | ...fooling around... 正在亲热… |
| [15:29.210] | ...and you get all these mental images in your brain? 脑袋里突然出现 一些疯狂的念头 |
| [15:32.620] | Like Elle MacPherson or the girl at the Xerox place? 就像超级名模艾尔 或是影印店的那个女孩吗？ |
| [15:35.620] | -With the bellybutton ring? -I know. 穿了肚脐环的那个？ 我知道 |
| [15:38.720] | And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head. 但是突然之间 你忽然想到你妈 |
| [15:42.890] | And you're,like, "Mom,get out of here!" 然后你就想 “妈，快走开啦！” |
| [15:46.800] | But after that, you can't think of anything else. 但从那时起 你的脑袋里就只有你妈 |
| [15:49.630] | And you can't stop what you're doing. So it's kind of like you're... 而你正在做的事又不能停止 所以你就好像… |
| [15:55.270] | ...you know... 你知道的… |
| [15:56.540] | ...you know.... 你知道的… |
| [15:58.700] | You don't know! 你不知道！ |
| [16:01.410] | Your mom? 你妈妈？ |
| [16:03.480] | You're telling me about your mom? What's the matter with you? 你是说跟你妈一起？ 你究竟有什么毛病？ |
| [16:07.920] | -You said -I said "share," not "scare"! 你说… 我说要分享，不是吓唬人 |
| [16:11.220] | Go sit over there! 你给我坐到那边去 |
| [16:18.590] | We're back! 我们回来了 |
| [16:22.100] | What are you guys doing together? 你们俩在一起干嘛？ |
| [16:24.130] | Joey and Janice's Day of Fun! 乔伊和珍妮丝的逍遥一日游 |
| [16:29.940] | Really? 真的吗？ |
| [16:31.470] | We went to a Mets game. We got Chinese food. 我们去看纽约大都会的比赛 还吃了中国菜 |
| [16:34.800] | And,you know,I love this woman. 你知道的，我爱这个女人 |
| [16:41.450] | Well,I just came by to give you a kiss. 我只是上来亲你一下 |
| [16:51.960] | You too,Chandler. 你也是，钱德 |
| [17:02.000] | -You still can't stand her,can you? -I'm sorry,I tried! I really did! 你还是受不了她，是吗？ 抱歉，我已尽最大努力了！ |
| [17:09.380] | I appreciate you giving it a shot. 还是谢谢你的努力 |
| [17:11.880] | But you know,the good thing... 但是有一点可喜的是… |
| [17:14.500] | ...is that we spent the whole day together and I survived. 我们整天在一起 而我还能存活 |
| [17:17.720] | And what's even more amazing, so did she. 更了不起的是，她也做到了 |
| [17:21.120] | It was Bat Day at Shea Stadium. 今天是大都会主场的打击日 |
| [17:25.330] | I guess that's something. 我想这还蛮了不起的 |
| [17:28.730] | Now I know I can stand to be around her. Which means... 现在我知道 我可以待在她旁边，表示… |
| [17:32.170] | ... I get to hang out with you. 我可以和你一起出去… |
| [17:34.140] | Which is kind of the whole point anyway. 反正这就是我的重点 |
| [17:41.740] | Oh,hey! We stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross. 我们在咖啡店停了一下 结果遇到罗斯 |
| [17:50.920] | Oh,God. 天啊 |
| [17:53.320] | If it makes you feel any better, I do it too. 希望这会让你好过点 我也会有这种想法 |
| [17:58.860] | -Really? -Oh,yeah! 真的吗？ 对啊 |
| [18:00.930] | I always picture your mom when I'm having sex. 当我在做爱时 我都会想像你妈的样子 |
| [18:08.440] | April 12,1861. 1861年4月12日 |
| [18:14.910] | The United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon. 美国于山德堡的部队受到炮轰 |
| [18:19.200] | It is now under bombardment by 这场炮轰是由于… |
| [18:32.560] | Dad! What are you doing? 爸，你怎么来了？ |
| [18:34.400] | It's your mother's bridge night,so l came into the city for a Moni-cuddle. 你妈今晚打桥牌 所以我进城来，抱抱摩妮卡 |
| [18:42.640] | Since when did you start smoking cigars? 你什么时候开始抽雪茄了？ |
| [18:46.140] | I don't. I just like the smell of them. 我没有，只是喜欢闻它的味道 |
| [18:50.610] | So what are you really doing here? 你来这里真正的目的是什么？ |
| [18:53.880] | I just wanted to make sure you're okay. 我只想确定一下你还好吧 |
| [18:59.590] | I saw Richard. 我看到理查了 |
| [19:04.260] | So how you doing? 你还好吗？ |
| [19:06.230] | I'm fine. 我很好 |
| [19:07.800] | I'm just a little tired, but I'm okay. 我只是有点累，但我还好 |
| [19:11.400] | -How's Richard doing? -You don't want to know. 理查怎么样了？ 你不会想知道的 |
| [19:14.140] | No,I really,really do. 我真的很想知道 |
| [19:17.140] | Well,he's doing terrible! 他的情况很糟！ |
| [19:21.840] | Really? 真的？ |
| [19:24.800] | Worse than when he broke up with Barbara. 比他跟芭芭拉分手时还糟 |
| [19:27.520] | -You're not just saying that,are you? -No,the man is a mess! 你不是故意这么说的吧 不，那个男人简直一团糟 |
| [19:32.920] | Was he crying? 他有没有哭？ |
| [19:35.790] | Do you think he was waiting till after you left,so he could cry? 你觉得他是否等你走后 才一个人开始哭？ |
| [19:39.530] | Maybe. 或许吧 |
| [19:42.800] | I think so. 我想也是 |
| [19:44.530] | Honey,relationships are hard. Like with your mom and me. 宝贝，感情这回事很难说 就像我跟你妈 |
| [19:47.870] | You know,after we graduated from college,we broke up for a while. 大学毕业后 我们曾分手一阵子 |
| [19:51.870] | It seems her father, your grandfather... 她父亲，就是你祖父，似乎… |
| [19:54.610] | ...wanted her to travel around Europe like he did. 希望你妈跟他一样 到欧洲四处旅行… |
| [19:57.480] | Of course,he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel... 当然，他是为了美国政府… |
| [20:00.380] | ... because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. 因为当时他也在 猛轰德列车 |
| [20:04.950] | However.... 然而… |
| [20:48.300] | Okay,here we go. 好吧，开始罗 |
| [20:50.300] | I am Jabba's prisoner. And you... 我是贾霸的囚犯，而你… |
| [20:54.100] | ... have a really weird look on your face. 你脸上的表情好怪 |
| [20:56.810] | What? Honey,what is it? 怎么了，甜心？ 有什么问题？ |
| [20:58.340] | Did I get the hair wrong? 我的头发不对吗？ |
| [21:00.140] | Or what? Did you just picture it differently? What? 还是别的问题？ 跟你想像的不同，还是…？ |
| [21:04.150] | It's not you. It's.... 不是你的问题，是… |
| [21:11.290] | What is it? Come on,sweetie. You're,like,freaking me out here. 怎么了？拜托，甜心 你快把我吓坏了 |
| [21:17.960] | I hate Chandler. The bastard ruined my life! 我恨钱德 那个混蛋毁了我的人生！ |
| [00:03.000] | No way! bu hui ba! |
| [00:04.420] | The most romantic song ever was " The Way We Were." wo hui ren wei zui lang man de qu zi shi" qiao lang jun" |
| [00:07.460] | I think the one that Elton John wrote for that guy on Who' s the Boss? wo jue de shi ai er dun qiang bang yan" miao guan jia" de jia huo xie de ge |
| [00:14.700] | What song was that? na shi shen me ge? |
| [00:16.700] | Hold me close Young Tony Danza " bao jin wo, nian qing de tang ni dan zuo" |
| [00:24.810] | Hi, Monica. Hi, Mon. mo ni ka mo ni ka |
| [00:29.850] | Oh, my God! tian a |
| [00:31.480] | Has she slept at all? ta dao di you mei you shui jiao? |
| [00:33.520] | It' s been three nights in a row. mei you yi jing lian xu san ge wan shang le |
| [00:35.450] | She finally stopped crying yesterday. cong zuo tian qi, ta zhong yu bu ku le |
| [00:37.620] | But then she found one of Richard' s cigar butts on the terrace.... dan shi ta you zai yang tai fa xian li cha chou guo de xue jia |
| [00:45.460] | ... and all I could hear was this squeaky sound. er wo zhi neng ting dao yi xie zhi zhi de sheng yin |
| [00:48.100] | So I thought, " It' s a mouse or a possum." wo jiu xiang" yi ding shi lao shu huo fu shu" |
| [00:52.340] | Then I realized, like, okay... ran hou wo jiu xiang, hao ba |
| [00:54.640] | ... where would a mouse or a possum get the money to make the phone call? lao shu huo fu shu zen me hui you qian da dian hua ne? |
| [01:02.550] | Morning. Morning. zao an zao a |
| [01:05.220] | You made pancakes? ni zuo le song bing a? |
| [01:11.290] | Monica and Rachel had syrup mo ni ka he rui qiu you tang jiang |
| [01:15.190] | Now I can get my man to cheer up wo ke yi rang wo de nan ren kai xin le |
| [01:20.360] | Good morning, Joey. zao an, qiao yi |
| [01:21.830] | Good morning. zao an |
| [01:24.400] | Why don' t you stay home from work and just hang out with me? ni gan cui bie qu shang ban gen wo zai yi qi jiu hao le |
| [01:28.510] | Oh, I wish. shi a, dan yuan ru ci |
| [01:29.640] | You have that report to finish, and I' ve got to see my lawyer. ni you bao gao yao zuo er wo de qu jian lv shi |
| [01:33.710] | I can' t believe I date a girl who' s getting divorced. wo zhen bu gan xiang xin wo jing gen yao li hun de nv sheng yue hui |
| [01:36.550] | I' m such a grownup. wo zhen xiang ge da ren |
| [01:39.500] | I gotta go, I gotta go. wo yao zou le |
| [01:41.500] | Not without a kiss. gei wo ge wen cai neng zou |
| [01:42.520] | Maybe I won' t kiss you so you' ll stay. huo zhe wo jiu bu qin ni zhe yang ni jiu hui liu xia lai |
| [01:44.820] | Kiss her. Kiss her! kuai qin ta |
| [01:48.990] | I' ll see you later, sweetie. Bye, Joey. wan dian jian, tian xin zai jian, qiao yi |
| [01:51.600] | Byebye, Janice. zai jian, zhen ni si |
| [01:55.830] | When are you dumping her? ni shen me shi hou yao shuai diao ta? |
| [01:57.570] | Nope. bu hui |
| [01:58.870] | Not this time. zhe ci bu hui le |
| [02:00.570] | Come on, quit yanking me. bai tuo, bie zheng wo le |
| [02:06.800] | I' m not yanking you. wo you mei you zheng ni |
| [02:09.250] | This is Janice. Yeah, I know. zhe ge shi zhen ni si dui, wo zhi dao |
| [02:11.520] | She makes me happy. ta rang wo hen yu kuai |
| [02:16.550] | You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking... hao, ni kan zhe wo de yan jing gao su wo, bu ke yi zha yan jing |
| [02:20.220] | ... that you' re not breaking up with her. No blinking. shuo ni bu hui gen ta fen shou bie zha yan jing |
| [02:25.960] | I' m not breaking up with her! wo bu hui gen ta fen shou! |
| [02:36.270] | God, look what I found in the drain! tian a, ni kan wo zai pai shui guan li fa xian shen me? |
| [02:39.110] | What? shen me? |
| [02:41.310] | It' s some of Richard' s hair! zhei xie shi li cha de tou fa! |
| [02:44.800] | What do I do with this? wo gai na zhei xie zen me ban? |
| [02:45.720] | Getting it away from me would be job one. di yi jian shi jiu shi ba ta cong wo shen bian na kai |
| [02:49.790] | It' s weird, but I don' t want to throw this away. qi guai, dan wo bing bu xiang ba ta diu diao |
| [02:53.160] | This is all I have left of him. zhei xie shi wo jin you de shu yu ta de dong xi |
| [02:55.330] | Gross... e xin de |
| [02:57.590] | ... drain hair. pai shui guan de tou fa |
| [03:05.140] | Cool! It looks like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. zhen hao wan, hao xiang you yi ge xiao ren zai ni de mai pian li yan si le |
| [03:12.980] | What is wrong with me? You need to get some sleep. wo shi zen me le? ni xu yao yi xie shui mian |
| [03:16.250] | I need to get some Richard. wo xu yao de shi li cha |
| [03:21.150] | You broke up with him for a reason. ni gen ta fen shou shi you yuan yin de |
| [03:23.520] | I know. I know. I' m just so tired of missing him. wo zhi dao wo zhi shi bu xiang zai zhe me xiang ta |
| [03:27.700] | Tired of wondering why he hasn' t called. Why hasn' t he? bu yuan zai qu xiang, ta wei he bu da lai? ta wei he dou mei da lai? |
| [03:31.300] | Maybe because you told him not to? ke neng yin wei ni jiao ta bie zai da lai? |
| [03:33.860] | What are you, the Memory Woman? ni dao di shi shen me? ji yi nv wang ma? |
| [03:38.140] | They' re not breaking up! Chandler and Janice? ta men bu hui fen shou! wo shi shuo qian de he zhen ni si |
| [03:40.370] | They' re not breaking up! He didn' t blink! ta men bu hui fen shou! ta de yan jing lian zha yi xia du mei you |
| [03:44.270] | I' m not surprised. Have you seen them together? wo yi dian ye bu jing ya ni kan guo ta men zai yi qi de yang zi ma? |
| [03:47.100] | They' re really cute. ta men zhen de hao ke ai |
| [03:48.380] | " Cute"? This is Janice! " ke ai?" na ke shi zhen ni si! |
| [03:51.550] | You remember Janice? ni ji de zhen ni si ma? |
| [03:53.200] | Yes, I remember. She' s annoying. But you know what? wo ji de a, ta hen re ren yan dan shi ni zhi dao ma? |
| [03:55.790] | She' s his girlfriend now. I mean, what can we do? ta xian zai shi ta de nv peng you na wo men neng zen me ban? |
| [04:04.360] | All right, who' s first, huh? Ross? hao, shui xian lai? luo si? |
| [04:07.300] | Chandler' s our friend, and Janice makes him happy. qian de shi wo men de peng you er zhen ni si neng rang ta kuai le |
| [04:09.870] | So I say we be adult about it and accept her. suo yi wo men jiu cheng shu dian, jie shou ta |
| [04:12.800] | We' ll call that Plan B. zhe ge xian gui lei zai B ji hua |
| [04:37.600] | Honey... tian xin |
| [04:38.400] | ... I was wondering... wo zai xiang a |
| [04:40.500] | ... do you still have that Navy uniform? ni na tao hai jun zhi fu hai zai ma? |
| [04:46.200] | No, I had to return it to the costume place. bu, wo na qu xi fu dian hai le |
| [04:49.740] | I think I have an old band uniform from high school. wo hai you yi tao gao zhong yue tuan de jiu zhi fu |
| [04:53.340] | You remember not having sex in high school, right? ni ji de gao zhong shi bu neng zuo ai ba? shi a |
| [05:01.550] | Well, honey, what about you? tian xin, na me ni ne |
| [05:05.620] | Do you have any fun, you know, fantasytype things? ni you ren he you qu de huan xiang ma? |
| [05:14.630] | Come on. You gotta have one. bie zhe yang, ni yi ding you |
| [05:17.600] | Nope. mei you |
| [05:19.570] | You know what? luo si, ni zhi dao ma? |
| [05:21.370] | If you tell me, I might do it. ru guo ni gen wo shuo huo xu wo hui bang ni shi xian |
| [05:36.620] | Did you ever see Return of the Jedi? ni you mei you kan guo xing ji da zhan de " jue di da fan gong"? |
| [05:49.500] | Do you remember the scene... ni ji bu ji de na chang xi |
| [05:53.800] | ... with Jabba the Hutt? dang he te zu de jia ba chu xian shi? |
| [05:58.100] | Well, Jabba had as his prisoner... jia ba he ta de qiu fan |
| [06:02.110] | ... Princess Leia. li ya gong zhu |
| [06:07.450] | Princess Leia was wearing... li ya gong zhu chuan zhe |
| [06:11.190] | ... this gold bikini thing. jin se de bi ji ni |
| [06:16.190] | It was pretty cool. na yang zi hen hao kan |
| [06:20.960] | Princess Leia and the gold bikini? Every guy our age loved that. li ya gong zhu chuan jin se bi ji ni? wo men zhe nian ji de nan ren dou hen xi huan |
| [06:26.840] | Really? zhen de ma? |
| [06:29.400] | It' s huge! That' s the moment when she stopped being a princess... hen zhong yao de! na ge shi ke, ta bu zai shi ge gong zhu |
| [06:32.940] | ... and she became, like, you know, a woman. ta bian cheng le yi ge nv ren |
| [06:37.550] | Did you ever do the Leia thing? ni ceng ban guo li ya gong zhu ma? |
| [06:46.120] | Really? That great, huh? zhen de ma? you na me bang a? |
| [06:49.600] | No, it' s just that I got this new pager, and I have it on " vibrate." bu, zhi shi wo mai le xin de hu jiao qi wo ba ta diao cheng" zhen dong" |
| [06:57.230] | See you. zai jian |
| [07:00.200] | Hi, you guys! ni men hao a |
| [07:01.340] | Look who I found standing outside the Szechuan Dragon... ni kan wo zai zhong guo long can ting wai zhao dao shui le? |
| [07:04.640] | ... staring at a parking meter. ta ding zhe ting che shou fei biao kan |
| [07:11.580] | Why aren' t you at work? Oh, they sent me home. ni zen me mei qu shang ban? ta men ba wo song hui jia le |
| [07:15.200] | Why? wei shi me? |
| [07:16.720] | Because I don' t work at the Szechuan Dragon. yin wei wo bing bu shi zai zhong guo long can ting shang ban |
| [07:19.700] | You really need to get some sleep. ni zhen de xu yao shui yi xia |
| [07:22.600] | I know I do. wo zhi dao gai shui le |
| [07:25.600] | Guess what? They published my paper. ni cai zen me zhao? you ren yao fa xing wo de lun wen |
| [07:27.330] | Really? Let me see, let me see! zhen de ma? rang wo kan kan |
| [07:30.530] | Rach, look! rui qiu, ni kan! |
| [07:37.740] | Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me? wo na qiang zhuang de luo si tian xing zhe he shi hui lai zheng jiu wo? |
| [07:47.500] | There he is! ta lai le! |
| [07:53.590] | Wheel! Of! xing yun de! |
| [07:54.620] | Fortune! lun pan! |
| [07:57.560] | This guy' s so stupid. zhe ge jia huo hao ben |
| [07:59.600] | It' s Count Rushmore! shi" luo si mo er" gong jue la |
| [08:04.800] | You should really go on this show. ni zhen de gai qu can jia zhe ge jie mu |
| [08:08.570] | I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What do you say? wo you san zhang jin wan you qi bing dui de piao ni jue de ru he? |
| [08:12.580] | I say I am there! wo yi ding qu! |
| [08:14.640] | Cool! tai bang le! |
| [08:15.910] | Is Ross going too? luo si ye hui qu ma? |
| [08:19.250] | Janice? zhen ni si? |
| [08:22.390] | Because I just feel bad for Ross, you know? yin wei wo hui ti luo si nan guo ni zhi dao ma? |
| [08:25.820] | We always go together. We' re like The Three Hockeyteers, you know? wo men zong shi yi qi qu de wo men shi qu gun qiu san xiong di a |
| [08:30.990] | I may be way out on a limb here, but do you have a problem with Janice? wo ke neng wu hui ni le dan ni shi fou bu xi huan zhen ni si? |
| [08:35.630] | No! mei you |
| [08:37.970] | Yes.... dui la |
| [08:39.900] | Oh, God, how do I say this? tian a, wo gai zen me shuo? |
| [08:45.910] | You know that girl from the restaurant with the hair? ni zhi dao xi la can ting li na ge tou fa hen peng de nv hai zi? |
| [08:48.610] | That girl that I hate? She drives me crazy. na ge wo hen tao yan de nv hai zi? ta kuai ba wo bi feng le |
| [08:53.980] | Look, I don' t hate Janice. She' s just a lot to take, you know? ting zhe, wo bu tao yan zhen ni si zhi shi ta ling ren nan yi ren shou |
| [09:00.700] | Well, there you go. ni shuo chu lai le ba |
| [09:03.260] | Don' t look at me like that. bie na yang kan zhe wo |
| [09:05.260] | She drove you nuts before, remember? yi qian ta ye kuai ba ni bi feng le ji de ma? |
| [09:07.760] | I' m crazy about her now. This could be the real thing. dan shi wo xian zai wei ta feng kuang zhe ci ke neng shi lai zhen de |
| [09:11.170] | Capital R, capital T! wo shi shuo" zhen de" |
| [09:15.340] | Don' t worry, those are the right letters. bie dan xin, wo shuo de zi mu shi dui de |
| [09:18.780] | Look, what do you want me to say? ni dao di yao wo shuo shi mo? |
| [09:22.780] | I want you to say that you like her! wo yao ni shuo ni xi huan ta! |
| [09:25.380] | I can' t. It' s like a chemical thing. wo shuo bu chu lai zhe zhong xiang shi yi zhong hua xue zuo yong |
| [09:27.720] | Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna... mei ci ta yi kai shi xiao, wo jiu xiang |
| [09:33.220] | ... pull my arm off so I have something to throw at her. xiang ba wo de shou bi ba xia lai wo jiu neng wang ta shen shang za |
| [09:38.900] | Thanks for trying. xie xie ni de nu li |
| [09:41.730] | Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore! dui le, gen ben jiu mei you luo si mo er gong jue! |
| [09:46.200] | Then who' s the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? na shi shui zai luo si mo er shan shang hua le nei xie zong tong xiao xiang? |
| [09:56.800] | How could you tell her? ni zen me ke yi gao su ta? |
| [09:57.410] | I didn' t think it would be that big a deal! wo xiang you mei shen me da bu liao de |
| [10:00.420] | She didn' t think it would be that big a deal! ta ren wei mei shen me da bu liao de? |
| [10:02.450] | Who are you talking to when you do that? ni zhe yang zi shi zai gen shui jiang hua? |
| [10:06.900] | Look, that was supposed to be a private, personal thing between us. zhei xie ying gai shi wo men zhi jian hen si mi de dui hua |
| [10:10.560] | Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay? We tell each other everything. fei bi shi wo de nv xing hao you, hao ma? wo men wu hua bu tan de |
| [10:14.960] | Guys do the same thing. nan ren ye yi yang a |
| [10:17.700] | I mean, what about all that lockerroom stuff? nei xie geng yi shi li de dui hua ne? |
| [10:20.100] | That' s different. That' s like, who dated a stripper? na you bu yi yang le, wo men hui tan xiang shi shui gen tuo yi wu niang yue hui |
| [10:23.710] | Or who did it on the back of the Staten lsland ferry? huo shui zai shi tan deng dao du lun hou mian zuo ai |
| [10:27.580] | Both of those Joey? zhe liang ge dou shi qiao yi ba |
| [10:30.280] | But you don' t talk about your girlfriend... nan dao ni men bu tan nv peng you |
| [10:33.620] | ... and the intimate stuff you do with her. hai you ni men zhi jian qin mi de shi? |
| [10:37.590] | Not even with your best friend? lian zui hao de peng you ye bu tan? |
| [10:39.890] | That is so sad. zhen ke bei a |
| [10:42.560] | You' re missing out on so much. ni men cuo guo tai duo le qu le |
| [10:45.260] | I mean, the bonding and the sharing... na shi zhong hu xiang lian jie yu fen xiang de gan jue |
| [10:48.230] | ... and knowing they' re going through the same thing you are. bing zhi dao ta men ye he ni jing li guo yi yang de shi |
| [10:53.700] | So, what, you tell each other everything? na ni men shen me dou gen dui fang shuo ma? |
| [10:57.310] | Pretty much. cha bu duo a |
| [11:01.950] | Did you talk about the Night of Five Times? ni men you mei you tan guo yi ye wu ci de ji lu? |
| [11:08.200] | Do you tell people about the Night of Five Times? ni you mei you gao su ta men na ci yi ye wu ci de ji lu? |
| [11:11.290] | Honey, that was with Carol. tian xin, ni na ci shi gen kai luo |
| [11:18.600] | Relax every muscle in your body. quan shen ji rou fang song |
| [11:23.870] | Listen to the plinkyplunky music. ting zhe ding ding dong dong de yin yue |
| [11:28.870] | Okay, now close your eyes... hao, bi shang ni de yan jing |
| [11:31.810] | ... and think of a happy place. xiang yi ge hen yu kuai de di fang |
| [11:35.280] | Tell me your happy place. gao su wo rang ni kuai le de di fang shi na li |
| [11:37.280] | Richard' s living room, drinking wine. li cha jia de ke ting, yi qi he jiu |
| [11:45.620] | I' m sorry, but that' s my happy place. dui bu qi, na shi rang wo kuai le de di fang |
| [11:48.160] | Okay, fine. Use my happy place. Just don' t move anything in there. hao, wo de kuai le di fang jie ni yong dan bie luan dong dong xi |
| [11:54.460] | I' ll try not to. wo hui shi zhe bu luan dong |
| [11:55.700] | Okay. All right, so, you' re in a meadow... hao, ni xian zai zai cao di shang |
| [11:59.870] | ... millions of stars in the sky tian shang you yi pian fan xing |
| [12:02.870] | You think breaking up was a mistake? ni jue de fen shou shi cuo wu de ma? |
| [12:05.140] | There are no questions in the happy place. kuai le de di fang bu zhun wen wen ti |
| [12:09.750] | Just the warm breeze and the moonlight flowing through the trees. zhi you he xu de wei feng he cong shu shang sa xia de yue guang |
| [12:15.320] | I' ll bet he' s over me. I' ll bet he' s fine. wo du ta yi ding wang le wo wo da du ta hao de hen |
| [12:17.850] | Betting and wagering of any kind are not permitted in the happy place. kuai le de di fang bu yun xu du bo he xia zhu |
| [12:23.160] | There' s just, you know, the lovely waterfalls... na li zhi you mei li de pu bu |
| [12:27.000] | ... and the trickling fountains... he huan man liu dong zhe de pen quan |
| [12:34.740] | Okay, this isn' t working. hao, yi dian yong ye mei you |
| [12:36.740] | I' m still awake, and now I have to pee. wo hai shi xing zhe de er qie wo de qu shang ce suo |
| [12:40.440] | So I hear... wo ting shuo |
| [12:42.250] | ... you hate me! ni tao yan wo! |
| [12:45.420] | I never said hate. I was very careful about that. wo mei shuo wo tao yan ni wo ke shi hen xiao xin de |
| [12:49.350] | A little birdie told me you wanted to rip your arm off and throw it at me. you yi zhi xiao niao gao su wo ni xiang che xia shou bi, diu dao wo shen shang |
| [12:55.860] | And you got " hate" from that? You' re taking a big leap there. zhe yang ni jiu jue de wo tao yan ni? ni ye tai duan zhang qu yi le ba |
| [13:00.460] | All right, fine, fine, fine! hao ba |
| [13:02.530] | We have got to do something about our little situation here. zhe zhong qing xing, wo men de xiang dian ce lue |
| [13:06.470] | So this is my idea. zhe shi wo de zhu yi |
| [13:08.300] | You and me spending some quality time together. ni he wo hua dian shi jian, hao hao xiang chu |
| [13:13.580] | But what does that dan shi na you shen me guan |
| [13:14.980] | For Chandler! wei le qian de! |
| [13:18.500] | Okay. I' m in. hao ba, wo jia ru |
| [13:19.480] | Okay! This is what we' ll call it: Joey and Janice' s Day of Fun! hao! zhe jiu jiao zuo qiao yi he zhen ni si de xiao yao yi ri you |
| [13:26.490] | A whole day? yao yi zheng tian a? |
| [13:27.960] | Yes, because that' s how long it takes to love me. yin wei ru guo ni yao ai shang wo de hua shang yi zheng tian |
| [13:32.960] | Yeah, I know. I sleep in the next room. shi, wo zhi dao wo shui zai ni men de ge bi |
| [13:40.800] | So I went down to the post office... wo jin tian qu le you ju |
| [13:43.570] | ... and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered... ji lai de shi wo ding de lu ying dai |
| [13:49.850] | He loved the Civil War. ta hen xi huan kan nei zhan |
| [14:00.190] | Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. dai wo dao yao yuan de yin he qu ba |
| [14:11.130] | Women tell each other everything! Did you know that? nv ren shen me shi dou shuo, ni zhi dao ma? |
| [14:16.770] | No, Chandler, everything. bu, qian de, wo shi shuo quan bu de shi |
| [14:20.310] | Like stuff you like. Stuff she likes. ni xi huan de dong xi, ta xi huan de dong xi |
| [14:23.310] | Technique. Stamina. Girth. ji qiao, jing li, zhou chang |
| [14:28.200] | Girth? " zhou chang"? |
| [14:30.450] | Why? Why? Why? wei shi me? |
| [14:32.190] | Why would they do this? ta men wei he zhe yang zuo? |
| [14:35.330] | Rachel says sharing' s great and supposedly... rui qiu shuo fen xiang de gan jue hen bang, er |
| [14:38.860] | ... we ought to be doing it. wo men ye ying gai zhe me zuo |
| [14:43.300] | Do you want to? ni xiang yao ma? |
| [14:46.370] | We' re not gonna talk about girth, are we? wo men bu hui yao tao lun zhou chang ba? |
| [14:51.510] | All right, you go first. hao, ni xian ba |
| [14:53.640] | Okay. Okay, I' ll go first. hao, wo xian shuo |
| [14:56.580] | So the other night... you tian wan shang |
| [14:58.980] | ... Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies... rui qiu he wo zai chuang shang tao lun bi ci de xing huan xiang |
| [15:02.700] | ... and I happened to describe a particular... wo jiu xing rong le yi ge hua mian |
| [15:07.220] | ... Star Wars thing xing ji da zhan li de |
| [15:08.860] | Princess Leia and the gold bikini. li ya gong zhu he jin se bi ji ni |
| [15:11.860] | I know! wo zhi dao! |
| [15:16.700] | Well, that was easy. zhe dao ting rong yi de |
| [15:18.400] | Okay, you go. hao, huan ni le |
| [15:21.370] | Okay, you know when you' re in bed with a woman... hao, dang ni gen yi ge nv ren zai chuang shang |
| [15:27.880] | ... fooling around... zheng zai qin re |
| [15:29.210] | ... and you get all these mental images in your brain? nao dai li tu ran chu xian yi xie feng kuang de nian tou |
| [15:32.620] | Like Elle MacPherson or the girl at the Xerox place? jiu xiang chao ji ming mo ai er huo shi ying yin dian de na ge nv hai ma? |
| [15:35.620] | With the bellybutton ring? I know. chuan le du qi huan de na ge? wo zhi dao |
| [15:38.720] | And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head. dan shi tu ran zhi jian ni hu ran xiang dao ni ma |
| [15:42.890] | And you' re, like, " Mom, get out of here!" ran hou ni jiu xiang " ma, kuai zou kai la!" |
| [15:46.800] | But after that, you can' t think of anything else. dan cong na shi qi ni de nao dai li jiu zhi you ni ma |
| [15:49.630] | And you can' t stop what you' re doing. So it' s kind of like you' re... er ni zheng zai zuo de shi you bu neng ting zhi suo yi ni jiu hao xiang |
| [15:55.270] | ... you know... ni zhi dao de |
| [15:56.540] | ... you know.... ni zhi dao de |
| [15:58.700] | You don' t know! ni bu zhi dao! |
| [16:01.410] | Your mom? ni ma ma? |
| [16:03.480] | You' re telling me about your mom? What' s the matter with you? ni shi shuo gen ni ma yi qi? ni jiu jing you shen me mao bing? |
| [16:07.920] | You said I said " share," not " scare"! ni shuo wo shuo yao fen xiang, bu shi xia hu ren |
| [16:11.220] | Go sit over there! ni gei wo zuo dao na bian qu |
| [16:18.590] | We' re back! wo men hui lai le |
| [16:22.100] | What are you guys doing together? ni men lia zai yi qi gan ma? |
| [16:24.130] | Joey and Janice' s Day of Fun! qiao yi he zhen ni si de xiao yao yi ri you |
| [16:29.940] | Really? zhen de ma? |
| [16:31.470] | We went to a Mets game. We got Chinese food. wo men qu kan niu yue da du hui de bi sai hai chi le zhong guo cai |
| [16:34.800] | And, you know, I love this woman. ni zhi dao de, wo ai zhe ge nv ren |
| [16:41.450] | Well, I just came by to give you a kiss. wo zhi shi shang lai qin ni yi xia |
| [16:51.960] | You too, Chandler. ni ye shi, qian de |
| [17:02.000] | You still can' t stand her, can you? I' m sorry, I tried! I really did! ni hai shi shou bu liao ta, shi ma? bao qian, wo yi jin zui da nu li le! |
| [17:09.380] | I appreciate you giving it a shot. hai shi xie xie ni de nu li |
| [17:11.880] | But you know, the good thing... dan shi you yi dian ke xi de shi |
| [17:14.500] | ... is that we spent the whole day together and I survived. wo men zheng tian zai yi qi er wo hai neng cun huo |
| [17:17.720] | And what' s even more amazing, so did she. geng liao bu qi de shi, ta ye zuo dao le |
| [17:21.120] | It was Bat Day at Shea Stadium. jin tian shi da du hui zhu chang de da ji ri |
| [17:25.330] | I guess that' s something. wo xiang zhe hai man liao bu qi de |
| [17:28.730] | Now I know I can stand to be around her. Which means... xian zai wo zhi dao wo ke yi dai zai ta pang bian, biao shi |
| [17:32.170] | ... I get to hang out with you. wo ke yi he ni yi qi chu qu |
| [17:34.140] | Which is kind of the whole point anyway. fan zheng zhe jiu shi wo de zhong dian |
| [17:41.740] | Oh, hey! We stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross. wo men zai ka fei dian ting le yi xia jie guo yu dao luo si |
| [17:50.920] | Oh, God. tian a |
| [17:53.320] | If it makes you feel any better, I do it too. xi wang zhe hui rang ni hao guo dian wo ye hui you zhe zhong xiang fa |
| [17:58.860] | Really? Oh, yeah! zhen de ma? dui a |
| [18:00.930] | I always picture your mom when I' m having sex. dang wo zai zuo ai shi wo dou hui xiang xiang ni ma de yang zi |
| [18:08.440] | April 12, 1861. 1861 nian 4 yue 12 ri |
| [18:14.910] | The United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon. mei guo yu shan de bao de bu dui shou dao pao hong |
| [18:19.200] | It is now under bombardment by zhe chang pao hong shi you yu |
| [18:32.560] | Dad! What are you doing? ba, ni zen me lai le? |
| [18:34.400] | It' s your mother' s bridge night, so l came into the city for a Monicuddle. ni ma jin wan da qiao pai suo yi wo jin cheng lai, bao bao mo ni ka |
| [18:42.640] | Since when did you start smoking cigars? ni shen me shi hou kai shi chou xue jia le? |
| [18:46.140] | I don' t. I just like the smell of them. wo mei you, zhi shi xi huan wen ta de wei dao |
| [18:50.610] | So what are you really doing here? ni lai zhe li zhen zheng de mu di shi shen me? |
| [18:53.880] | I just wanted to make sure you' re okay. wo zhi xiang que ding yi xia ni hai hao ba |
| [18:59.590] | I saw Richard. wo kan dao li cha le |
| [19:04.260] | So how you doing? ni hai hao ma? |
| [19:06.230] | I' m fine. wo hen hao |
| [19:07.800] | I' m just a little tired, but I' m okay. wo zhi shi you dian lei, dan wo hai hao |
| [19:11.400] | How' s Richard doing? You don' t want to know. li cha zen me yang le? ni bu hui xiang zhi dao de |
| [19:14.140] | No, I really, really do. wo zhen de hen xiang zhi dao |
| [19:17.140] | Well, he' s doing terrible! ta de qing kuang hen zao! |
| [19:21.840] | Really? zhen de? |
| [19:24.800] | Worse than when he broke up with Barbara. bi ta gen ba ba la fen shou shi hai zao |
| [19:27.520] | You' re not just saying that, are you? No, the man is a mess! ni bu shi gu yi zhe me shuo de ba bu, na ge nan ren jian zhi yi tuan zao |
| [19:32.920] | Was he crying? ta you mei you ku? |
| [19:35.790] | Do you think he was waiting till after you left, so he could cry? ni jue de ta shi fou deng ni zou hou cai yi ge ren kai shi ku? |
| [19:39.530] | Maybe. huo xu ba |
| [19:42.800] | I think so. wo xiang ye shi |
| [19:44.530] | Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your mom and me. bao bei, gan qing zhe hui shi hen nan shuo jiu xiang wo gen ni ma |
| [19:47.870] | You know, after we graduated from college, we broke up for a while. da xue bi ye hou wo men ceng fen shou yi zhen zi |
| [19:51.870] | It seems her father, your grandfather... ta fu qin, jiu shi ni zu fu, si hu |
| [19:54.610] | ... wanted her to travel around Europe like he did. xi wang ni ma gen ta yi yang dao ou zhou si chu lv xing |
| [19:57.480] | Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam' s nickel... dang ran, ta shi wei le mei guo zheng fu |
| [20:00.380] | ... because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. yin wei dang shi ta ye zai meng hong de lie che |
| [20:04.950] | However.... ran er |
| [20:48.300] | Okay, here we go. hao ba, kai shi luo |
| [20:50.300] | I am Jabba' s prisoner. And you... wo shi jia ba de qiu fan, er ni |
| [20:54.100] | ... have a really weird look on your face. ni lian shang de biao qing hao guai |
| [20:56.810] | What? Honey, what is it? zen me le, tian xin? you shen me wen ti? |
| [20:58.340] | Did I get the hair wrong? wo de tou fa bu dui ma? |
| [21:00.140] | Or what? Did you just picture it differently? What? hai shi bie de wen ti? gen ni xiang xiang de bu tong, hai shi? |
| [21:04.150] | It' s not you. It' s.... bu shi ni de wen ti, shi |
| [21:11.290] | What is it? Come on, sweetie. You' re, like, freaking me out here. zen me le? bai tuo, tian xin ni kuai ba wo xia huai le |
| [21:17.960] | I hate Chandler. The bastard ruined my life! wo hen qian de na ge hun dan hui le wo de ren sheng! |
| [00:03.000] | No way! bú huì ba! |
| [00:04.420] | The most romantic song ever was " The Way We Were." wǒ huì rèn wéi zuì làng màn de qǔ zi shì" qiào láng jūn" |
| [00:07.460] | I think the one that Elton John wrote for that guy on Who' s the Boss? wǒ jué de shì ài ěr dùn qiáng bāng yǎn" miào guǎn jiā" de jiā huǒ xiě de gē |
| [00:14.700] | What song was that? nà shi shén me gē? |
| [00:16.700] | Hold me close Young Tony Danza " bào jǐn wǒ, nián qīng de tāng ní dān zuǒ" |
| [00:24.810] | Hi, Monica. Hi, Mon. mó nī kǎ mó nī kǎ |
| [00:29.850] | Oh, my God! tiān a |
| [00:31.480] | Has she slept at all? tā dào dǐ yǒu méi yǒu shuì jiào? |
| [00:33.520] | It' s been three nights in a row. méi yǒu yǐ jīng lián xù sān ge wǎn shàng le |
| [00:35.450] | She finally stopped crying yesterday. cóng zuó tiān qǐ, tā zhōng yú bù kū le |
| [00:37.620] | But then she found one of Richard' s cigar butts on the terrace.... dàn shì tā yòu zài yáng tái fā xiàn lǐ chá chōu guò de xuě jiā |
| [00:45.460] | ... and all I could hear was this squeaky sound. ér wǒ zhǐ néng tīng dào yī xiē zhī zhī de shēng yīn |
| [00:48.100] | So I thought, " It' s a mouse or a possum." wǒ jiù xiǎng" yí dìng shì lǎo shǔ huò fù shǔ" |
| [00:52.340] | Then I realized, like, okay... rán hòu wǒ jiù xiǎng, hǎo ba |
| [00:54.640] | ... where would a mouse or a possum get the money to make the phone call? lǎo shǔ huò fù shǔ zěn me huì yǒu qián dǎ diàn huà ne? |
| [01:02.550] | Morning. Morning. zǎo ān zǎo a |
| [01:05.220] | You made pancakes? nǐ zuò le sōng bǐng a? |
| [01:11.290] | Monica and Rachel had syrup mó nī kǎ hé ruì qiū yǒu táng jiāng |
| [01:15.190] | Now I can get my man to cheer up wǒ kě yǐ ràng wǒ de nán rén kāi xīn le |
| [01:20.360] | Good morning, Joey. zǎo ān, qiáo yī |
| [01:21.830] | Good morning. zǎo ān |
| [01:24.400] | Why don' t you stay home from work and just hang out with me? nǐ gān cuì bié qù shàng bān gēn wǒ zài yì qǐ jiù hǎo le |
| [01:28.510] | Oh, I wish. shì a, dàn yuàn rú cǐ |
| [01:29.640] | You have that report to finish, and I' ve got to see my lawyer. nǐ yǒu bào gào yào zuò ér wǒ dé qù jiàn lǜ shī |
| [01:33.710] | I can' t believe I date a girl who' s getting divorced. wǒ zhēn bù gǎn xiāng xìn wǒ jìng gēn yào lí hūn de nǚ shēng yuē huì |
| [01:36.550] | I' m such a grownup. wǒ zhēn xiàng gè dà rén |
| [01:39.500] | I gotta go, I gotta go. wǒ yào zǒu le |
| [01:41.500] | Not without a kiss. gěi wǒ gè wěn cái néng zǒu |
| [01:42.520] | Maybe I won' t kiss you so you' ll stay. huò zhě wǒ jiù bù qīn nǐ zhè yàng nǐ jiù huì liú xià lái |
| [01:44.820] | Kiss her. Kiss her! kuài qīn tā |
| [01:48.990] | I' ll see you later, sweetie. Bye, Joey. wǎn diǎn jiàn, tián xīn zài jiàn, qiáo yī |
| [01:51.600] | Byebye, Janice. zài jiàn, zhēn nī sī |
| [01:55.830] | When are you dumping her? nǐ shén me shí hòu yào shuǎi diào tā? |
| [01:57.570] | Nope. bú huì |
| [01:58.870] | Not this time. zhè cì bú huì le |
| [02:00.570] | Come on, quit yanking me. bài tuō, bié zhěng wǒ le |
| [02:06.800] | I' m not yanking you. wǒ yòu méi yǒu zhěng nǐ |
| [02:09.250] | This is Janice. Yeah, I know. zhè gè shì zhēn nī sī duì, wǒ zhī dào |
| [02:11.520] | She makes me happy. tā ràng wǒ hěn yú kuài |
| [02:16.550] | You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking... hǎo, nǐ kàn zhe wǒ de yǎn jīng gào sù wǒ, bù kě yǐ zhǎ yǎn jīng |
| [02:20.220] | ... that you' re not breaking up with her. No blinking. shuō nǐ bú huì gēn tā fēn shǒu bié zhǎ yǎn jīng |
| [02:25.960] | I' m not breaking up with her! wǒ bú huì gēn tā fēn shǒu! |
| [02:36.270] | God, look what I found in the drain! tiān a, nǐ kàn wǒ zài pái shuǐ guǎn lǐ fā xiàn shén me? |
| [02:39.110] | What? shén me? |
| [02:41.310] | It' s some of Richard' s hair! zhèi xiē shì lǐ chá de tóu fà! |
| [02:44.800] | What do I do with this? wǒ gāi ná zhèi xiē zěn me bàn? |
| [02:45.720] | Getting it away from me would be job one. dì yī jiàn shì jiù shì bǎ tā cóng wǒ shēn biān ná kāi |
| [02:49.790] | It' s weird, but I don' t want to throw this away. qí guài, dàn wǒ bìng bù xiǎng bǎ tā diū diào |
| [02:53.160] | This is all I have left of him. zhèi xiē shì wǒ jǐn yǒu de shǔ yú tā de dōng xī |
| [02:55.330] | Gross... ě xīn de |
| [02:57.590] | ... drain hair. pái shuǐ guǎn de tóu fà |
| [03:05.140] | Cool! It looks like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal. zhēn hǎo wán, hǎo xiàng yǒu yí gè xiǎo rén zài nǐ de mài piàn lǐ yān sǐ le |
| [03:12.980] | What is wrong with me? You need to get some sleep. wǒ shì zěn me le? nǐ xū yào yī xiē shuì mián |
| [03:16.250] | I need to get some Richard. wǒ xū yào de shì lǐ chá |
| [03:21.150] | You broke up with him for a reason. nǐ gēn tā fēn shǒu shì yǒu yuán yīn de |
| [03:23.520] | I know. I know. I' m just so tired of missing him. wǒ zhī dào wǒ zhǐ shì bù xiǎng zài zhè me xiǎng tā |
| [03:27.700] | Tired of wondering why he hasn' t called. Why hasn' t he? bù yuàn zài qù xiǎng, tā wèi hé bù dǎ lái? tā wèi hé dōu méi dǎ lái? |
| [03:31.300] | Maybe because you told him not to? kě néng yīn wèi nǐ jiào tā bié zài dǎ lái? |
| [03:33.860] | What are you, the Memory Woman? nǐ dào dǐ shì shén me? jì yì nǚ wáng ma? |
| [03:38.140] | They' re not breaking up! Chandler and Janice? tā men bú huì fēn shǒu! wǒ shì shuō qián dé hé zhēn nī sī |
| [03:40.370] | They' re not breaking up! He didn' t blink! tā men bú huì fēn shǒu! tā de yǎn jīng lián zhǎ yī xià dū méi yǒu |
| [03:44.270] | I' m not surprised. Have you seen them together? wǒ yì diǎn yě bù jīng yà nǐ kàn guò tā men zài yì qǐ de yàng zi ma? |
| [03:47.100] | They' re really cute. tā men zhēn de hǎo kě ài |
| [03:48.380] | " Cute"? This is Janice! " kě ài?" nà kě shì zhēn nī sī! |
| [03:51.550] | You remember Janice? nǐ jì de zhēn nī sī ma? |
| [03:53.200] | Yes, I remember. She' s annoying. But you know what? wǒ jì de a, tā hěn rě rén yàn dàn shì nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [03:55.790] | She' s his girlfriend now. I mean, what can we do? tā xiàn zài shì tā de nǚ péng yǒu nà wǒ men néng zěn me bàn? |
| [04:04.360] | All right, who' s first, huh? Ross? hǎo, shuí xiān lái? luó sī? |
| [04:07.300] | Chandler' s our friend, and Janice makes him happy. qián dé shì wǒ men de péng yǒu ér zhēn nī sī néng ràng tā kuài lè |
| [04:09.870] | So I say we be adult about it and accept her. suǒ yǐ wǒ men jiù chéng shú diǎn, jiē shòu tā |
| [04:12.800] | We' ll call that Plan B. zhè gè xiān guī lèi zài B jì huà |
| [04:37.600] | Honey... tián xīn |
| [04:38.400] | ... I was wondering... wǒ zài xiǎng a |
| [04:40.500] | ... do you still have that Navy uniform? nǐ nà tào hǎi jūn zhì fú hái zài ma? |
| [04:46.200] | No, I had to return it to the costume place. bù, wǒ ná qù xì fú diàn hái le |
| [04:49.740] | I think I have an old band uniform from high school. wǒ hái yǒu yī tào gāo zhōng yuè tuán de jiù zhì fú |
| [04:53.340] | You remember not having sex in high school, right? nǐ jì de gāo zhōng shí bù néng zuò ài ba? shì a |
| [05:01.550] | Well, honey, what about you? tián xīn, nà me nǐ ne |
| [05:05.620] | Do you have any fun, you know, fantasytype things? nǐ yǒu rèn hé yǒu qù de huàn xiǎng ma? |
| [05:14.630] | Come on. You gotta have one. bié zhè yàng, nǐ yí dìng yǒu |
| [05:17.600] | Nope. méi yǒu |
| [05:19.570] | You know what? luó sī, nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [05:21.370] | If you tell me, I might do it. rú guǒ nǐ gēn wǒ shuō huò xǔ wǒ huì bāng nǐ shí xiàn |
| [05:36.620] | Did you ever see Return of the Jedi? nǐ yǒu méi yǒu kàn guò xīng jì dà zhàn de " jué dì dà fǎn gōng"? |
| [05:49.500] | Do you remember the scene... nǐ jì bù jì de nà chǎng xì |
| [05:53.800] | ... with Jabba the Hutt? dāng hè tè zú de jiǎ bà chū xiàn shí? |
| [05:58.100] | Well, Jabba had as his prisoner... jiǎ bà hé tā de qiú fàn |
| [06:02.110] | ... Princess Leia. lì yà gōng zhǔ |
| [06:07.450] | Princess Leia was wearing... lì yà gōng zhǔ chuān zhe |
| [06:11.190] | ... this gold bikini thing. jīn sè de bǐ jī ní |
| [06:16.190] | It was pretty cool. nà yàng zi hěn hǎo kàn |
| [06:20.960] | Princess Leia and the gold bikini? Every guy our age loved that. lì yà gōng zhǔ chuān jīn sè bǐ jī ní? wǒ men zhè nián jì de nán rén dōu hěn xǐ huān |
| [06:26.840] | Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [06:29.400] | It' s huge! That' s the moment when she stopped being a princess... hěn zhòng yào de! nà gè shí kè, tā bù zài shì gè gōng zhǔ |
| [06:32.940] | ... and she became, like, you know, a woman. tā biàn chéng le yí gè nǚ rén |
| [06:37.550] | Did you ever do the Leia thing? nǐ céng bàn guò lì yà gōng zhǔ ma? |
| [06:46.120] | Really? That great, huh? zhēn de ma? yǒu nà me bàng a? |
| [06:49.600] | No, it' s just that I got this new pager, and I have it on " vibrate." bù, zhǐ shì wǒ mǎi le xīn de hū jiào qì wǒ bǎ tā diào chéng" zhèn dòng" |
| [06:57.230] | See you. zài jiàn |
| [07:00.200] | Hi, you guys! nǐ men hǎo a |
| [07:01.340] | Look who I found standing outside the Szechuan Dragon... nǐ kàn wǒ zài zhōng guó lóng cān tīng wài zhǎo dào shuí le? |
| [07:04.640] | ... staring at a parking meter. tā dīng zhe tíng chē shōu fèi biǎo kàn |
| [07:11.580] | Why aren' t you at work? Oh, they sent me home. nǐ zěn me méi qù shàng bān? tā men bǎ wǒ sòng huí jiā le |
| [07:15.200] | Why? wèi shí me? |
| [07:16.720] | Because I don' t work at the Szechuan Dragon. yīn wèi wǒ bìng bú shì zài zhōng guó lóng cān tīng shàng bān |
| [07:19.700] | You really need to get some sleep. nǐ zhēn de xū yào shuì yī xià |
| [07:22.600] | I know I do. wǒ zhī dào gāi shuì le |
| [07:25.600] | Guess what? They published my paper. nǐ cāi zěn me zhāo? yǒu rén yào fā xíng wǒ de lùn wén |
| [07:27.330] | Really? Let me see, let me see! zhēn de ma? ràng wǒ kàn kàn |
| [07:30.530] | Rach, look! ruì qiū, nǐ kàn! |
| [07:37.740] | Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me? wǒ nà qiáng zhuàng de luó sī tiān xíng zhě hé shí huì lái zhěng jiù wǒ? |
| [07:47.500] | There he is! tā lái le! |
| [07:53.590] | Wheel! Of! xìng yùn de! |
| [07:54.620] | Fortune! lún pán! |
| [07:57.560] | This guy' s so stupid. zhè gè jiā huǒ hǎo bèn |
| [07:59.600] | It' s Count Rushmore! shì" luó sī mò ěr" gōng jué la |
| [08:04.800] | You should really go on this show. nǐ zhēn de gāi qù cān jiā zhè gè jié mù |
| [08:08.570] | I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What do you say? wǒ yǒu sān zhāng jīn wǎn yóu qí bīng duì de piào nǐ jué de rú hé? |
| [08:12.580] | I say I am there! wǒ yí dìng qù! |
| [08:14.640] | Cool! tài bàng le! |
| [08:15.910] | Is Ross going too? luó sī yě huì qù ma? |
| [08:19.250] | Janice? zhēn nī sī? |
| [08:22.390] | Because I just feel bad for Ross, you know? yīn wèi wǒ huì tì luó sī nán guò nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [08:25.820] | We always go together. We' re like The Three Hockeyteers, you know? wǒ men zǒng shì yì qǐ qù de wǒ men shì qū gùn qiú sān xiōng dì a |
| [08:30.990] | I may be way out on a limb here, but do you have a problem with Janice? wǒ kě néng wù huì nǐ le dàn nǐ shì fǒu bù xǐ huān zhēn nī sī? |
| [08:35.630] | No! méi yǒu |
| [08:37.970] | Yes.... duì la |
| [08:39.900] | Oh, God, how do I say this? tiān a, wǒ gāi zěn me shuō? |
| [08:45.910] | You know that girl from the restaurant with the hair? nǐ zhī dào xī là cān tīng lǐ nà gè tóu fà hěn péng de nǚ hái zi? |
| [08:48.610] | That girl that I hate? She drives me crazy. nà gè wǒ hěn tǎo yàn de nǚ hái zi? tā kuài bǎ wǒ bī fēng le |
| [08:53.980] | Look, I don' t hate Janice. She' s just a lot to take, you know? tīng zhe, wǒ bù tǎo yàn zhēn nī sī zhǐ shì tā lìng rén nán yǐ rěn shòu |
| [09:00.700] | Well, there you go. nǐ shuō chū lái le ba |
| [09:03.260] | Don' t look at me like that. bié nà yàng kàn zhe wǒ |
| [09:05.260] | She drove you nuts before, remember? yǐ qián tā yě kuài bǎ nǐ bī fēng le jì de ma? |
| [09:07.760] | I' m crazy about her now. This could be the real thing. dàn shì wǒ xiàn zài wèi tā fēng kuáng zhè cì kě néng shì lái zhēn de |
| [09:11.170] | Capital R, capital T! wǒ shì shuō" zhēn de" |
| [09:15.340] | Don' t worry, those are the right letters. bié dān xīn, wǒ shuō de zì mǔ shì duì de |
| [09:18.780] | Look, what do you want me to say? nǐ dào dǐ yào wǒ shuō shí mǒ? |
| [09:22.780] | I want you to say that you like her! wǒ yào nǐ shuō nǐ xǐ huān tā! |
| [09:25.380] | I can' t. It' s like a chemical thing. wǒ shuō bu chū lái zhè zhǒng xiàng shì yī zhǒng huà xué zuò yòng |
| [09:27.720] | Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna... měi cì tā yī kāi shǐ xiào, wǒ jiù xiǎng |
| [09:33.220] | ... pull my arm off so I have something to throw at her. xiǎng bǎ wǒ de shǒu bì bá xià lái wǒ jiù néng wǎng tā shēn shàng zá |
| [09:38.900] | Thanks for trying. xiè xiè nǐ de nǔ lì |
| [09:41.730] | Oh, and by the way, there is no Count Rushmore! duì le, gēn běn jiù méi yǒu luó sī mò ěr gōng jué! |
| [09:46.200] | Then who' s the guy that painted the faces on the mountain? nà shi shuí zài luó sī mò ěr shān shàng huà le nèi xiē zǒng tǒng xiào xiàng? |
| [09:56.800] | How could you tell her? nǐ zěn me kě yǐ gào sù tā? |
| [09:57.410] | I didn' t think it would be that big a deal! wǒ xiǎng yòu méi shén me dà bù liǎo de |
| [10:00.420] | She didn' t think it would be that big a deal! tā rèn wéi méi shén me dà bù liǎo de? |
| [10:02.450] | Who are you talking to when you do that? nǐ zhè yàng zi shì zài gēn shuí jiǎng huà? |
| [10:06.900] | Look, that was supposed to be a private, personal thing between us. zhèi xiē yīng gāi shì wǒ men zhī jiān hěn sī mì de duì huà |
| [10:10.560] | Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay? We tell each other everything. fēi bǐ shì wǒ de nǚ xìng hǎo yǒu, hǎo ma? wǒ men wú huà bù tán de |
| [10:14.960] | Guys do the same thing. nán rén yě yí yàng a |
| [10:17.700] | I mean, what about all that lockerroom stuff? nèi xiē gēng yī shì lǐ de duì huà ne? |
| [10:20.100] | That' s different. That' s like, who dated a stripper? nà yòu bù yí yàng le, wǒ men huì tán xiàng shì shuí gēn tuō yī wǔ niáng yuē huì |
| [10:23.710] | Or who did it on the back of the Staten lsland ferry? huò shuí zài shǐ tǎn dēng dǎo dù lún hòu miàn zuò ài |
| [10:27.580] | Both of those Joey? zhè liǎng gè dōu shì qiáo yī ba |
| [10:30.280] | But you don' t talk about your girlfriend... nán dào nǐ men bù tán nǚ péng yǒu |
| [10:33.620] | ... and the intimate stuff you do with her. hái yǒu nǐ men zhī jiān qīn mì de shì? |
| [10:37.590] | Not even with your best friend? lián zuì hǎo de péng yǒu yě bù tán? |
| [10:39.890] | That is so sad. zhēn kě bēi a |
| [10:42.560] | You' re missing out on so much. nǐ men cuò guò tài duō lè qù le |
| [10:45.260] | I mean, the bonding and the sharing... nà shi zhǒng hù xiāng lián jié yǔ fēn xiǎng de gǎn jué |
| [10:48.230] | ... and knowing they' re going through the same thing you are. bìng zhī dào tā men yě hé nǐ jīng lì guò yí yàng de shì |
| [10:53.700] | So, what, you tell each other everything? nà nǐ men shén me dōu gēn duì fāng shuō ma? |
| [10:57.310] | Pretty much. chà bù duō a |
| [11:01.950] | Did you talk about the Night of Five Times? nǐ men yǒu méi yǒu tán guò yī yè wǔ cì de jì lù? |
| [11:08.200] | Do you tell people about the Night of Five Times? nǐ yǒu méi yǒu gào sù tā men nà cì yī yè wǔ cì de jì lù? |
| [11:11.290] | Honey, that was with Carol. tián xīn, nǐ nà cì shì gēn kǎi luó |
| [11:18.600] | Relax every muscle in your body. quán shēn jī ròu fàng sōng |
| [11:23.870] | Listen to the plinkyplunky music. tīng zhe dīng dīng dōng dōng de yīn yuè |
| [11:28.870] | Okay, now close your eyes... hǎo, bì shang nǐ de yǎn jīng |
| [11:31.810] | ... and think of a happy place. xiǎng yí gè hěn yú kuài de dì fāng |
| [11:35.280] | Tell me your happy place. gào sù wǒ ràng nǐ kuài lè de dì fāng shì nǎ lǐ |
| [11:37.280] | Richard' s living room, drinking wine. lǐ chá jiā de kè tīng, yì qǐ hē jiǔ |
| [11:45.620] | I' m sorry, but that' s my happy place. duì bù qǐ, nà shi ràng wǒ kuài lè de dì fāng |
| [11:48.160] | Okay, fine. Use my happy place. Just don' t move anything in there. hǎo, wǒ de kuài lè dì fāng jiè nǐ yòng dàn bié luàn dòng dōng xī |
| [11:54.460] | I' ll try not to. wǒ huì shì zhe bù luàn dòng |
| [11:55.700] | Okay. All right, so, you' re in a meadow... hǎo, nǐ xiàn zài zài cǎo dì shàng |
| [11:59.870] | ... millions of stars in the sky tiān shàng yǒu yī piàn fán xīng |
| [12:02.870] | You think breaking up was a mistake? nǐ jué de fēn shǒu shì cuò wù de ma? |
| [12:05.140] | There are no questions in the happy place. kuài lè de dì fāng bù zhǔn wèn wèn tí |
| [12:09.750] | Just the warm breeze and the moonlight flowing through the trees. zhǐ yǒu hé xù de wēi fēng hé cóng shù shàng sā xià de yuè guāng |
| [12:15.320] | I' ll bet he' s over me. I' ll bet he' s fine. wǒ dǔ tā yí dìng wàng le wǒ wǒ dǎ dǔ tā hǎo de hěn |
| [12:17.850] | Betting and wagering of any kind are not permitted in the happy place. kuài lè de dì fāng bù yǔn xǔ dǔ bó hé xià zhù |
| [12:23.160] | There' s just, you know, the lovely waterfalls... nà lǐ zhǐ yǒu měi lì de pù bù |
| [12:27.000] | ... and the trickling fountains... hé huǎn màn liú dòng zhe de pēn quán |
| [12:34.740] | Okay, this isn' t working. hǎo, yì diǎn yòng yě méi yǒu |
| [12:36.740] | I' m still awake, and now I have to pee. wǒ hái shì xǐng zhe de ér qiě wǒ dé qù shàng cè suǒ |
| [12:40.440] | So I hear... wǒ tīng shuō |
| [12:42.250] | ... you hate me! nǐ tǎo yàn wǒ! |
| [12:45.420] | I never said hate. I was very careful about that. wǒ méi shuō wǒ tǎo yàn nǐ wǒ kě shì hěn xiǎo xīn de |
| [12:49.350] | A little birdie told me you wanted to rip your arm off and throw it at me. yǒu yì zhī xiǎo niǎo gào sù wǒ nǐ xiǎng chě xià shǒu bì, diū dào wǒ shēn shàng |
| [12:55.860] | And you got " hate" from that? You' re taking a big leap there. zhè yàng nǐ jiù jué de wǒ tǎo yàn nǐ? nǐ yě tài duàn zhāng qǔ yì le ba |
| [13:00.460] | All right, fine, fine, fine! hǎo ba |
| [13:02.530] | We have got to do something about our little situation here. zhè zhǒng qíng xíng, wǒ men dé xiǎng diǎn cè lüè |
| [13:06.470] | So this is my idea. zhè shì wǒ de zhǔ yì |
| [13:08.300] | You and me spending some quality time together. nǐ hé wǒ huā diǎn shí jiān, hǎo hǎo xiāng chǔ |
| [13:13.580] | But what does that dàn shì nà yǒu shén me guān |
| [13:14.980] | For Chandler! wèi le qián dé! |
| [13:18.500] | Okay. I' m in. hǎo ba, wǒ jiā rù |
| [13:19.480] | Okay! This is what we' ll call it: Joey and Janice' s Day of Fun! hǎo! zhè jiù jiào zuò qiáo yī hé zhēn nī sī de xiāo yáo yī rì yóu |
| [13:26.490] | A whole day? yào yī zhěng tiān a? |
| [13:27.960] | Yes, because that' s how long it takes to love me. yīn wèi rú guǒ nǐ yào ài shàng wǒ dé huā shàng yī zhěng tiān |
| [13:32.960] | Yeah, I know. I sleep in the next room. shì, wǒ zhī dào wǒ shuì zài nǐ men de gé bì |
| [13:40.800] | So I went down to the post office... wǒ jīn tiān qù le yóu jú |
| [13:43.570] | ... and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered... jì lái de shì wǒ dìng de lù yǐng dài |
| [13:49.850] | He loved the Civil War. tā hěn xǐ huān kàn nèi zhàn |
| [14:00.190] | Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. dài wǒ dào yáo yuǎn de yín hé qù ba |
| [14:11.130] | Women tell each other everything! Did you know that? nǚ rén shén me shì dōu shuō, nǐ zhī dào ma? |
| [14:16.770] | No, Chandler, everything. bù, qián dé, wǒ shì shuō quán bù de shì |
| [14:20.310] | Like stuff you like. Stuff she likes. nǐ xǐ huān de dōng xī, tā xǐ huān de dōng xī |
| [14:23.310] | Technique. Stamina. Girth. jì qiǎo, jīng lì, zhōu cháng |
| [14:28.200] | Girth? " zhōu cháng"? |
| [14:30.450] | Why? Why? Why? wèi shí me? |
| [14:32.190] | Why would they do this? tā men wèi hé zhè yàng zuò? |
| [14:35.330] | Rachel says sharing' s great and supposedly... ruì qiū shuō fēn xiǎng de gǎn jué hěn bàng, ér |
| [14:38.860] | ... we ought to be doing it. wǒ men yě yīng gāi zhè me zuò |
| [14:43.300] | Do you want to? nǐ xiǎng yào ma? |
| [14:46.370] | We' re not gonna talk about girth, are we? wǒ men bú huì yào tǎo lùn zhōu cháng ba? |
| [14:51.510] | All right, you go first. hǎo, nǐ xiān ba |
| [14:53.640] | Okay. Okay, I' ll go first. hǎo, wǒ xiān shuō |
| [14:56.580] | So the other night... yǒu tiān wǎn shàng |
| [14:58.980] | ... Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies... ruì qiū hé wǒ zài chuáng shàng tǎo lùn bǐ cǐ de xìng huàn xiǎng |
| [15:02.700] | ... and I happened to describe a particular... wǒ jiù xíng róng le yí gè huà miàn |
| [15:07.220] | ... Star Wars thing xīng jì dà zhàn lǐ de |
| [15:08.860] | Princess Leia and the gold bikini. lì yà gōng zhǔ hé jīn sè bǐ jī ní |
| [15:11.860] | I know! wǒ zhī dào! |
| [15:16.700] | Well, that was easy. zhè dào tǐng róng yì de |
| [15:18.400] | Okay, you go. hǎo, huàn nǐ le |
| [15:21.370] | Okay, you know when you' re in bed with a woman... hǎo, dāng nǐ gēn yí gè nǚ rén zài chuáng shàng |
| [15:27.880] | ... fooling around... zhèng zài qīn rè |
| [15:29.210] | ... and you get all these mental images in your brain? nǎo dài lǐ tū rán chū xiàn yī xiē fēng kuáng de niàn tou |
| [15:32.620] | Like Elle MacPherson or the girl at the Xerox place? jiù xiàng chāo jí míng mó ài ěr huò shì yǐng yìn diàn de nà gè nǚ hái ma? |
| [15:35.620] | With the bellybutton ring? I know. chuān le dù qí huán de nà gè? wǒ zhī dào |
| [15:38.720] | And then all of a sudden, your mom pops into your head. dàn shì tū rán zhī jiān nǐ hū rán xiǎng dào nǐ mā |
| [15:42.890] | And you' re, like, " Mom, get out of here!" rán hòu nǐ jiù xiǎng " mā, kuài zǒu kāi la!" |
| [15:46.800] | But after that, you can' t think of anything else. dàn cóng nà shí qǐ nǐ de nǎo dài lǐ jiù zhǐ yǒu nǐ mā |
| [15:49.630] | And you can' t stop what you' re doing. So it' s kind of like you' re... ér nǐ zhèng zài zuò de shì yòu bù néng tíng zhǐ suǒ yǐ nǐ jiù hǎo xiàng |
| [15:55.270] | ... you know... nǐ zhī dào de |
| [15:56.540] | ... you know.... nǐ zhī dào de |
| [15:58.700] | You don' t know! nǐ bù zhī dào! |
| [16:01.410] | Your mom? nǐ mā mā? |
| [16:03.480] | You' re telling me about your mom? What' s the matter with you? nǐ shì shuō gēn nǐ mā yì qǐ? nǐ jiū jìng yǒu shén me máo bìng? |
| [16:07.920] | You said I said " share," not " scare"! nǐ shuō wǒ shuō yào fēn xiǎng, bú shì xià hu rén |
| [16:11.220] | Go sit over there! nǐ gěi wǒ zuò dào nà biān qù |
| [16:18.590] | We' re back! wǒ men huí lái le |
| [16:22.100] | What are you guys doing together? nǐ men liǎ zài yì qǐ gàn ma? |
| [16:24.130] | Joey and Janice' s Day of Fun! qiáo yī hé zhēn nī sī de xiāo yáo yī rì yóu |
| [16:29.940] | Really? zhēn de ma? |
| [16:31.470] | We went to a Mets game. We got Chinese food. wǒ men qù kàn niǔ yuē dà dū huì de bǐ sài hái chī le zhōng guó cài |
| [16:34.800] | And, you know, I love this woman. nǐ zhī dào de, wǒ ài zhè gè nǚ rén |
| [16:41.450] | Well, I just came by to give you a kiss. wǒ zhǐ shì shàng lái qīn nǐ yī xià |
| [16:51.960] | You too, Chandler. nǐ yě shì, qián dé |
| [17:02.000] | You still can' t stand her, can you? I' m sorry, I tried! I really did! nǐ hái shì shòu bù liǎo tā, shì ma? bào qiàn, wǒ yǐ jǐn zuì dà nǔ lì le! |
| [17:09.380] | I appreciate you giving it a shot. hái shì xiè xiè nǐ de nǔ lì |
| [17:11.880] | But you know, the good thing... dàn shì yǒu yì diǎn kě xǐ de shì |
| [17:14.500] | ... is that we spent the whole day together and I survived. wǒ men zhěng tiān zài yì qǐ ér wǒ hái néng cún huó |
| [17:17.720] | And what' s even more amazing, so did she. gèng liǎo bù qǐ de shì, tā yě zuò dào le |
| [17:21.120] | It was Bat Day at Shea Stadium. jīn tiān shì dà dū huì zhǔ chǎng de dǎ jī rì |
| [17:25.330] | I guess that' s something. wǒ xiǎng zhè hái mán liǎo bù qǐ de |
| [17:28.730] | Now I know I can stand to be around her. Which means... xiàn zài wǒ zhī dào wǒ kě yǐ dài zài tā páng biān, biǎo shì |
| [17:32.170] | ... I get to hang out with you. wǒ kě yǐ hé nǐ yì qǐ chū qù |
| [17:34.140] | Which is kind of the whole point anyway. fǎn zhèng zhè jiù shì wǒ de zhòng diǎn |
| [17:41.740] | Oh, hey! We stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross. wǒ men zài kā fēi diàn tíng le yī xià jié guǒ yù dào luó sī |
| [17:50.920] | Oh, God. tiān a |
| [17:53.320] | If it makes you feel any better, I do it too. xī wàng zhè huì ràng nǐ hǎo guò diǎn wǒ yě huì yǒu zhè zhǒng xiǎng fǎ |
| [17:58.860] | Really? Oh, yeah! zhēn de ma? duì a |
| [18:00.930] | I always picture your mom when I' m having sex. dāng wǒ zài zuò ài shí wǒ dōu huì xiǎng xiàng nǐ mā de yàng zi |
| [18:08.440] | April 12, 1861. 1861 nián 4 yuè 12 rì |
| [18:14.910] | The United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon. měi guó yú shān dé bǎo de bù duì shòu dào pào hōng |
| [18:19.200] | It is now under bombardment by zhè chǎng pào hōng shì yóu yú |
| [18:32.560] | Dad! What are you doing? bà, nǐ zěn me lái le? |
| [18:34.400] | It' s your mother' s bridge night, so l came into the city for a Monicuddle. nǐ mā jīn wǎn dǎ qiáo pái suǒ yǐ wǒ jìn chéng lái, bào bào mó nī kǎ |
| [18:42.640] | Since when did you start smoking cigars? nǐ shén me shí hòu kāi shǐ chōu xuě jiā le? |
| [18:46.140] | I don' t. I just like the smell of them. wǒ méi yǒu, zhǐ shì xǐ huān wén tā de wèi dào |
| [18:50.610] | So what are you really doing here? nǐ lái zhè lǐ zhēn zhèng de mù dì shì shén me? |
| [18:53.880] | I just wanted to make sure you' re okay. wǒ zhǐ xiǎng què dìng yī xià nǐ hái hǎo ba |
| [18:59.590] | I saw Richard. wǒ kàn dào lǐ chá le |
| [19:04.260] | So how you doing? nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [19:06.230] | I' m fine. wǒ hěn hǎo |
| [19:07.800] | I' m just a little tired, but I' m okay. wǒ zhǐ shì yǒu diǎn lèi, dàn wǒ hái hǎo |
| [19:11.400] | How' s Richard doing? You don' t want to know. lǐ chá zěn me yàng le? nǐ bú huì xiǎng zhī dào de |
| [19:14.140] | No, I really, really do. wǒ zhēn de hěn xiǎng zhī dào |
| [19:17.140] | Well, he' s doing terrible! tā de qíng kuàng hěn zāo! |
| [19:21.840] | Really? zhēn de? |
| [19:24.800] | Worse than when he broke up with Barbara. bǐ tā gēn bā bā lā fēn shǒu shí hái zāo |
| [19:27.520] | You' re not just saying that, are you? No, the man is a mess! nǐ bú shì gù yì zhè me shuō de ba bù, nà gè nán rén jiǎn zhí yī tuán zāo |
| [19:32.920] | Was he crying? tā yǒu méi yǒu kū? |
| [19:35.790] | Do you think he was waiting till after you left, so he could cry? nǐ jué de tā shì fǒu děng nǐ zǒu hòu cái yí ge rén kāi shǐ kū? |
| [19:39.530] | Maybe. huò xǔ ba |
| [19:42.800] | I think so. wǒ xiǎng yě shì |
| [19:44.530] | Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your mom and me. bǎo bèi, gǎn qíng zhè huí shì hěn nán shuō jiù xiàng wǒ gēn nǐ mā |
| [19:47.870] | You know, after we graduated from college, we broke up for a while. dà xué bì yè hòu wǒ men céng fēn shǒu yī zhèn zi |
| [19:51.870] | It seems her father, your grandfather... tā fù qīn, jiù shì nǐ zǔ fù, sì hū |
| [19:54.610] | ... wanted her to travel around Europe like he did. xī wàng nǐ mā gēn tā yí yàng dào ōu zhōu sì chù lǚ xíng |
| [19:57.480] | Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam' s nickel... dāng rán, tā shì wèi le měi guó zhèng fǔ |
| [20:00.380] | ... because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. yīn wèi dāng shí tā yě zài měng hōng dé liè chē |
| [20:04.950] | However.... rán ér |
| [20:48.300] | Okay, here we go. hǎo ba, kāi shǐ luó |
| [20:50.300] | I am Jabba' s prisoner. And you... wǒ shì jiǎ bà de qiú fàn, ér nǐ |
| [20:54.100] | ... have a really weird look on your face. nǐ liǎn shàng de biǎo qíng hǎo guài |
| [20:56.810] | What? Honey, what is it? zěn me le, tián xīn? yǒu shén me wèn tí? |
| [20:58.340] | Did I get the hair wrong? wǒ de tóu fà bú duì ma? |
| [21:00.140] | Or what? Did you just picture it differently? What? hái shì bié de wèn tí? gēn nǐ xiǎng xiàng de bù tóng, hái shì? |
| [21:04.150] | It' s not you. It' s.... bú shì nǐ de wèn tí, shì |
| [21:11.290] | What is it? Come on, sweetie. You' re, like, freaking me out here. zěn me le? bài tuō, tián xīn nǐ kuài bǎ wǒ xià huài le |
| [21:17.960] | I hate Chandler. The bastard ruined my life! wǒ hèn qián dé nà gè hún dàn huǐ le wǒ de rén shēng! |
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